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sosa bean whatâre you doing tonight my love !! are there any wips youâre excited about or enjoying a lil writers break this winter :3 ilu always mwah mwah
ah my frilly dilly bean has come to visit me once more <3 i was watching anime but now im listening to music while here on tumblr when i SHOULD be sleeping đđ i do in fact have a handful of wips im excited about so iâm glad you asked 𫧠i need to actually clear out old wipâs i havenât touched in a while, and those that i have admitted to myself that im probably not gonna work on anymore LMAOOO. some fics im excited about and planning :
pervert! sai ( from naruto :P)
serial killer! nanamin
a fic about trevor belmont kinda like enemies to lovers but not really? one night stands will be involved. based on 90s r&b song.
a fic about alucard and belmont!reader set right before castlevania nocturne
a fic about the other alucard from hellsing. heâs a disgruntled cynical college professor in my version <3
multi chap fic about sasuke uchiha ( mainly be on ao3 )
perhaps a lil something for a member(s) of the batman universe
neuvillette at a ball <3
so yeah !! i have things cooking but most of these ideas might turn out into longer fics that require a bit more time and effort đŁ
#*âïŸ. destinies cross ââ asks.#there are others ofc#like this one about jotaro i may write#and another based on scenes from a marriage that will either feature toji or nanamin#havenât decided yet. might do both.#just remembered i had this one about a priestâŠ.#wow i talk too much im so sorry#if this bores you ignore this pls
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thereâs genuinely no point in taking certain fans of That character seriously because theyâll be the first to purposefully misunderstand the story in order to uplift their own useless fav + any other female character with the slightest bit of autonomy is reduced to a girlboss caricature.
itâs basically the âmasculineâ vs âfeminineâ women trope and how all of these women suffer from the same system but some have fought their way towards having basic bodily sovereignty and others have assailed themselves within their circumstances, âyou desire not to be free but to make a window in the wall of your prison,â and either perpetuate the abuse they deal with OR sit back and take it like a âgoodâ woman, hence the lack of culpability the stans of said character allow her to be responsible for. the mentality at play here is âshe is a victim but she cannot possibly ALSO be a victimizerâ but both *can* be true at the same time.
rhaenyra is fighting to be the first ruling queen of westeros, a position that has been set in place before (aerea/rhaenys), but never come to fruition. her heirship has been contested since day one simply on account of her womanhood, not her political prowess or the dubious parentage of her first three sons. this is a fact, and the consequences surrounding her ascension have facilitated a civil war all in the name of the status quo. one side is attempting to honor the wishes of a deceased king, the other wants power, and uses the patriarchal standards already in place to further that goal. this leads to the death of rhaenyra, all but two of her biological children (to her only one survived), her former good mother, her husband, and the assured extinction of dragons.
rhaenyra is looked down upon by a certain portion of this fandom because the concept of protofeminism doesnât exist to them. the idea that a woman being allowed to take a position of power during the medieval ages might lead to greater precedents involving womenâs rights, which is exactly on par with westeros relying on the precedence of male preference primogeniture and the ruling made by the great council of 101ac. rhaenyra, obviously, didnât make significant changes to womenâs positions in westeros because she only ruled for a six month period in kingâs landing and was beset by betrayal and treachery consistently during this period.
she was involved in a war that annihilated almost her entire family for the baby step progress of âdaughters can inherit over sons,â there was no time to help others when she was losing allies left and right to this very war. cases like the rosby and stokeworth situation are used to back up this take, dispite it being agreed upon rhaenyra verbatim chose to pass over them for fear of losing even more allies AND to protect the girls from being sold to violent misogynistic rapists as war prizes, not just because she believed herself to be the exception to the rule (corlys, in fact, is the one to state this). we also have no definitive proof showwise, either, that she truly believes in the system of men come before women -always- when the only thing said in regard to this is a throwaway line of jacaerys and baelaâs sons inheriting the iron throne followed by her stating lucerys and rhaenaâs children will inherit the driftwood throne, which is most likely a poor writing choice behind the scenes rather than any concrete proof to the latter.
brave baela, named after her grandsire baelon âthe braveâ TARGARYEN, daughter of daemon TARGARYEN and laena velaryon, who had TARGARYEN ancestry, granddaughter of rhaenys TARGARYEN âthe queen who never was,â rider of the dragon moondancer, identifies completely with her targaryen ancestry and it is an integral part to understanding her character. she is of blood and fire, not salt and sea, and believes driftmark should pass accordingly to someone who corlys would value much more than her, the little girl heâs constantly overlooked on account of her gender.
baela is fighting to put rhaenyra on the throne and in turn jace and herself as the future king/queen. itâs not just for herself or for her stepmother, but for those who have now fallen as well. âi grieve my grandmother who loved me, but i carry her on with me. i will see rhaenyra ascend the iron throne, as rhaenys wished. as rhaenys HERSELF should have.â this cause is bigger than baela, bigger than rhaenyra herself, and baela knows this. yet somehow sheâs âboringâ and âcringeâ in her dialogue or ânothing but a cheerleader,â because she does not carry hatred in her heart for her kin over things they themselves cannot control.
what they have in common is their will, their wants, their ambitions; something that canât be said for the other character because the writers want her to be a lead but donât know what to do with her. sheâs been relegated to nothing more than her hypocrisy, her self righteousness, her victimhood. she sleeps with a man whilst not married, she takes abortive teas against her religion, she abandons her children in their need for comfort, sheâs spat on by the men around her and her own sons when seeking to place herself back into a familiar position of power. this isnât the first time sheâs experienced misogyny, but it is the first time sheâs feeling the full ramifications of ridiculing and conspiring against the female claimant redirected at her, on account of the same reasons she took advantage of to propagate herself and her eldest son.
in the grand scheme of things rhaenyra and baela wouldnât even typically be considered âmasculineâ women, theyâre just outspoken, assertive, and proactive; prone to not taking every bad thing that happens to them without at least some type of their own get back, and it doesnât revolve around abusing other women to uplift themselves and the men they surround themselves with. which isnât to say that the âfeminineâ womenâs strifes donât matter, but to certain stans if they arenât sitting back and being a pretty passive victim their struggles as a woman donât count, for whatever reason.
#house of the dragon#hotd#rhaenyra targaryen#pro rhaenyra targaryen#baela targaryen#pro baela targaryen#team black#anti team green#anti team green stans#anti alicent hightower#if youâre not a hapless victim youâre boring and cringe and nothing but a girlboss#gnc women just canât win#could this constitute as a rant? yes#iâm not double checking this for spelling/grammar mistake pls ignore if you find any đ#the bird app has been FULL of dogshit takes recently#if yâall donât get your grimy racist hands away from baela iâm gonna start blasting
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if im a socially awkward northern english queer emo.... and YOU'RE a socially awkward northern english queer emo... who's driving the plane?
#this post makes no sense pls ignore it im just soooo bored#dan and phil#phan#haha northern queers unite when? hello? are you there?#never met another northern dnp lover actually... saddddddd
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Does anyone want to be Outsiders moots?đ„ș I feel lonely and I want to rave about the Outsiders with anyone. And Iâm always up for more Outsiders friends. Iâm cool with anything, any ship (mostly ship PB&J, Stevepop and Tarry (Tim and Darry, the 90s show made me) ) and whatnot. I just feel lonely and I miss my one tumblr moot who I felt so close with like we knew each other close, I just feel empty inside and donât know what to do with myself.
#liz.txt#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#pls i could use some more friends on here#i just feel lonely đ#and bored#and need to scream about those boys#feel free to interact#and send in asks or dm me#or you could ignore this#little rant
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im bored
#SEND ME ASKS PLS#IM SO BORED#âŠim saying this as if i dont have the very bad habit of ignoring asks#ACTUALLY I DONT EVEN IGNORE THEM I JUST TAKE A LONG TIME BECAUSE HALF OF THEM SET OFF THE CRAZY META PART OF MY BRAIN (aka the adhdâŠshhh)#AND THEN I FORGET WHAT IM SAYING AND I HAVE TO COME BACK TO IT#BUT IF YOU SEE THIS SEND ASKS PLSđđđ#personal#shit post#text
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#bruhhh is it bad that i#my friend keeps texting me like âhow are you doingâ / âhow are youâ which like i appreciate it#but she does it so often and idk why iâm lowkey a little annoyed by it#which sounds so bad and sndbfjdhdhdj god like iâm grateful that she#makes the effort to reach out bc i used to never feel like anyone would reach out to me#and iâve told her that so maybe thatâs why idfk#but idk like she asks me almost every day/every other day and iâm just like djfjdjdjd#miss girl ily but pls my answers not gonna change lmfao đ#iâm not doing shit how iâm doing isnât interesting iâm also like not gonna tell u#that like iâm bored af of my life rn iâm tired i need to fucking create sm or do some fucking art soon or imma lose my mind a little#iâm just fucking chilling iâm not doing anything interesting iâm literally just fine lmao#like iâm just chilling like the last 10 times u asked đđđ#idk idk đ€Ą she asked me tonight and then said sm else so i answered the other thing and ignored the hru lmao#but then after the conversation abt the other thing she asked me hru again :â)#idk if any of this makes sense LOL i also feel bad abt complaining abt it đ#idk WHY iâm lowkey annoyed by it. maybe iâm so fucking used to friends not reaching out to me#that her doing this makes me hhfhjfjdhfhffj lmao#like yeah i ofc love her texting me i just donât wanna answer hru so many times lmao and ik i could tell her that or like ask why she asks#how i am so much but i donât want to c:#ANYWAY LEMME ANSWER HER LMFAO GIRL#đ€Ą anyway also yeah i need to like start drawing sm or do a lettering thing soon#:D#jeanne talks
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Anyone: shows genuine interest in things Artemis likes / is insightful enough to honest to God just figure those things out about hom
Artemis: That tone surprised blinking gif
#( ooc )#( tbd )#honestly tho like watch that man flounder a little#i mean if hes not close enough with you he'll immediatley be suspicious and lkke 'lol...hmm. no...'#but if youre close enougb and he trusts you he just đđđł ''oh..''#pleasant surprise but also extremely cagey about it skabgke#Granted hes a demon and his main Thing That Happened was deeeeppp Intense betrayal SO I MEAN SJAJFI forgive him for bekng skeptical#but ignoring all that he just... Softens a little...#can and will teach you about Said Thing you showed interest in that he likes#can and will talk at length about it#pls god let the man ''lecture'' you about the things he likes jhfhfh let hkm bore you with his old man interests pls hell adore it so much#he never gets to talk about the things he likes outside of casual like surface level shop things
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#made a typo and forgot the s at surveilleras pls ignore it#(I only posted it here though ça va de soi)#can you tell Iâm bored and lonely haha
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#man if you are a music freak like me#and watch live performances#of amazing vocalists#let me fucking know#I need need need a friend who I can just bother about really good music#that will actually care#like I used to show my ex a few performances that BLEW ME AWAY#and he was so fucking bored#so I never want that experience ever again cause that SUCKED#but I want a friend who will freak out with me#like OMG GO BACK DID YOU HEAR THAT PART#ok sorry ignore me#but likeeeeeeeeeeeee#if you are like that hmu cause I need a friend like that pls & thanks
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as a non-nilou haver and enjoyer, it just doesnât feel all that different than what she usually wears. like it hits all the same beats imo
#yes iâm not done talking about the skins#this same argument could be made for fischl BUT#her skin is the idealized version of princess fischl who fischl is cosplaying for a maladaptive daydream#as i mentioned before kiraraâs hits all the same beats as naviaâs#minor detail changes in kiraraâs color scheme#ALSO#why do we have to stick to their same color scheme#god i fucking love ningguangâs for so many reasons and that is absolutely one of them#if you told me this was an alt costume design for nilouâs portrayal of the goddess of flowers i would have no reason to doubt you#itâs so samesiessss#anyway this prob sounds like iâm mad or real upset about something stupid that doesnât even effect me bc i donât like nor play her#iâm just bored really iâm bored#and i can be disappointed that we had the chance for something better and it fell flat again#idk the costume choices for the women lately have been.. hm#anyway itâs cute but forgettable#also this is all just personal opinion pls ignore me lol
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...... If I went on a hiatus for who knows how long again would y'all hate me....... đđ
#i just spent like an hour writing and rewriting a post trying to explain myself amd its just so hard to put into words#im bored here but not in a ew not enough content for the dopamine hit shit#in like a every time i scroll through I dont smile I dont see anything that makes me happy at all i dont get a laugh or anything#its just mindless brain rotting scrolling nothing wasting my time hoping maybe ill see a new artist to follow or something#and every time its nothing#so much nothing taking up so much of my time and space in my life and i already dont have a lot of time to begin with#ive made some awesome friends here ive had lovers from here ive had people who are no longer on this earth from here who ill never forget#i dont think ive really enjoyed anything on here in 7 years#ive left before for a really long time i think like a year or more or something#and i wont be totally unreachable of people message me ill respond but im so sick of this stupid app taking up my life#and all i ever get out of it is getting mad or getting depressed over shit that really is t worth my mental state over#all i ever feel on here is that the world fuckin sucks and theres not even anything here to make hanging around worth it#im not new to this site making me suicidal for an abundance of reasons and im luckily in a spot where i wont actually hurt myself#its just ideation and intrusive thoughts but its a pattern i cant keep ignoring#also im old tumblr im old tumblr and i think i will always be old tumblr im just not catching on to new shit anymore#the fact im even saying anything about a hiatus should show how pld tumblr i am no one does this anymore lol#i just don't want to be here anymore i dont really want to be anywhere online anymore tbh#its always something and i cant mentally keep up with it anymore i have too much going on in my life#my wife is having cancer removed on Tuesday im a lead teacher who has to take care of i think 8 babies now#i have problems i have actual problems that need me and need me to be as there as i can be#i cant be spiraling over stuff online on top of real world problems im in no position to do anything about on top of personal life problems#that are drastically affecting my life at home and hurting my family and loved ones#i have a mass in my thyroid which is so big i choke to the point i stop breathing if I dont have my meds i throw up all day#i have to see a neurologist because at best i have a pinched nerve at worst im having seizures and i might have to move states again#i dont have it in me to come on here and see stuff that makes me upset for the chance i might see something i like#and i can unfollow people and whatever but I dont have the energy or time to sift through people i follow on here#if you want to talk in dms or asks or you want to send me posts pls by all means continue to do so thats fine#but i think i need to take the app out of my line of sight again for a bit and just be in the moment again same with twitter#anyways i love yall i promise i am safe and not in harms way im just stressed af and i have got to start cutting things out that#arent doing anything other then making me miserable
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#need circles on tumblr like they have on twt asap so i can rant even more than i do rn pls pls pls#also i. ofc this mf was dming me to say smn stupid i saw it from a mile away but im still surprised#took 4 days to reach this from âheyâ âhi hruâ âgood hbuâ âgood tooâ âwyd?â âchilling#âchilling hbu?â ârubbing my c-â ok sir. thats not how u introduce urself#dms from other guys were fine but this is just. not how you do it. ugh đ€Šââïž#44597#actually surprisingly. out of dms from like 5-6 guys this has only happened once. and i hope it stays that way đ€Šââïž#to top it off this mf doesnt follow me and i dont follow him either so like. what r u here for đ€š#and the funniest part of this is that ill respond within an hour and then he'll respond after 24 hours BET#ok so he didnt take long to respond. but totally ignored my obvious discomfort to ask a new basic and boring question um#my guy. name and intentions. đ€Šââïž
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NEEDY
in which rafe just wants to nap
fem!reader x rafe cameron
fluff
warnings!: bit of sarah shade. cameron siblings getting along (iktr đââïž), reader is from the cut and kind of a pogue idk,
a/n: hiii ! first rafe fic ever and first fic since 2023 (oops...) to my spiderverse readers i will write when they give us content and when the fandom is alive. hope this fic is good and people like it. it's not the best but i'm working on other fics so give me a chance please đŁ. this ones pretty short. pls let me know if you enjoyed this or if there are any spelling errors. requests are open !
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summer in the outer banks was nothing short of fun. spending most days at the beach taking in the warm sun, relaxing and cooling down in the cold water, all while hanging out with the people you love most. but fuck, did it get so hot sometimes. unbearably hot. it wasnât enough to cool down in the water, the intense sun on skin overpowering the coolness of the ocean. it was worse at the chateau, or anywhere on the cut. only a lucky few could afford the luxury of air conditioning. fortunately, you had a super awesome hot rich boyfriend with a mansion with air conditioning that ran 24/7.Â
you laid in bed with the youngest cameron sibling, helping her with online shopping for the upcoming school year. having been with rafe for just a couple months, you had become close with his sisters. you saw sarah at the chateau with john b more than you had ever really seen her at tannyhill. therefore, when you spent time at the mansion, you typically spent time with wheezie when you got bored with rafe.Â
âwait, that oneâs cute,â you pointed to a crop top on wheezieâs laptop which rested on her knees.
âi think i already have that one though.â she looked around her room to see if the top was among the clothes on the floor before giving up and continued scrolling through the catalogue, âi feel like these clothes are too revealing.â
âcmon wheeze! this is nothing, you just gotta get out of your shell. itâs just clothes, try something new and i donât know, maybe youâll like it.â you tried convincing the younger girl. over the past few months you had become like an older sister to her, as sarah spent more time with john b and the other pogues.
âmy dad would never let me buy these,â she turned her head to look at you.Â
âjust put it on rafeâs card,â you whispered, âi wonât tell.â you stuck your pinky out and wheezie quickly wrapped her pinky around yours, giggling.Â
as wheezie finalized her cart a familiar voice began to call out for you, âbabeee! babeee where are you!â
wheezie rolled her eyes, âspeak of the devil,â she muttered.Â
âsummon him and he shall come,â you smiled at her which she returned, âiâm in wheezieâs room!â you called back. on queue, you heard obnoxiously loud stomps coming up the stairs. âhe is so dramatic and for what?â
rafe stood in the doorway looking at you and his younger sister, âwhyâd you steal my girlfriend, wheeze?âÂ
 it was your turn to roll your eyes, âshe didnât steal me, dipshit. you were too busy ignoring me for topper and kelce and your stupid game so i came up here where i am truly loved.â you sighed, wrapping yourself around wheezie who stuck her tongue out at her older brother. in return, rafe picked up one of the shirts laying on the floor and chucked it at wheezie.Â
âdouchebag!â she yelled.
âcmon y/n, i wanna go take a nap.âÂ
âbut iâm so comfy here!â you whined cuddling wheezie tighter.Â
rafe walked over to your side and quickly got on the bed, spooning you and throwing one of his long legs over your body, reaching wheezie. rafe wasnât an affectionate brother by any means, but when he was with you he definitely softened up with everyone around you guys.Â
wheezie kicked her brotherâs calf, âew get your nasty dogs away from me!â but rafe didnât budge.
âwhatâre you guys doing?â he mumbled looking at the laptop screen.Â
ây/nâs helping me shop for school.âÂ
âwhy? you have enough clothes. you donât need none of those crop tops. no boyfriends till youâre 30.â rafe stated as he viewed the clothes on the screen.
you gently smacked the leg that was on top of your own, âdonât be rude! wheezieâs not little anymore.â
 âhm, whatever.â he grumbled, nuzzling his face against your neck, eyes shut as he fully enveloped you leaving no space between your bodies. his hands found yours, wasting no time to intertwine your fingers.Â
âget off me, fatty!â you feigned disgust, as if you werenât enjoying every second of rafeâs neediness to cuddle.
rafe grumbled, âonly if you come take a nap with me in my room.âÂ
âfineeee, get up then,â you reached behind to gently smack his butt and he quickly got up, no effort to hide his big smile, âsorry wheeze, duty calls.â you sighed, getting up following rafe as he walked to wheezieâs door.
before walking out he turned back to wheezie and stuck his tongue out as she had done earlier. with no hesitation, wheezie returned the gesture as you smacked rafeâs head and shoved him out the door.Â
#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron imagine#rafe cameron fluff#obx imagine#rafe cameron#rafe cameron blurb#rafe obx
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BORED Nâ IGNORED w/Jujutsu Kaisean
( TW ) f!reader, explicit content, bored!Sukuna & Toji, Ignored!Gojo & Choso cunnilingus, thigh riding, blow job, humiliation, face fucking, fingering, reader snaps a pic of gojo and sends it to her friend, sub!Choso or is he just a pleasure dom�
Featuring: Gojo Satoru, Ryomen Sukuna, Choso Kamo + Toji FushiguroÂ
authors note: I re-wrote this like 10 times so pls ignore any mistakes. also, me posting everyone but Geto on his birthday is criminal...
⟠CHOSO KAMOÂ
âHaha! I got the kill! Finally,â You cheer. âOh shit, someone's chasing me.â You move your controller, focused on getting yourself to safety, ignoring your boyfriend who's underneath your desk eating you out like a starved man. Â
Choso just wants to make you cum. He knows he's in the doghouse for what he did last night so heâs trying to make it up to you. He didnât know you were going to treat him like some common whore though. You wonât even acknowledge that heâs eating you out on the cold hard floor. He wants to scream but he knows youâd be even more angry, so he makes it his mission to make you cum so hard you have no choice but to talk to him. Â
He sucks your clit harder, rubbing his fingers inside your gummy walls. You clench around them but show no sign on the outside that youâre about to cum. He knows his girl though. Knows you better than you know yourself. He smirks into your clit.Â
âShitâoh fuckâthey wonât get off my tailâoh my god!â You scream at the game, trying and failing to mask your pleasure. Choso adds another finger into your cunt, stretching you good you almost drop the controller on his head. Â
Choso picks up the pace, sucking on your clit so hard heâs scared he might leave a bruiseâand finally, you acknowledge him.
âmâgonna cum! Choso!â you cry, reaching down to pull his hair as you cum all over his face.
⟠RYOMEN SUKUNAÂ
âLook at me!â You cry, kissing up and down his shaft before taking him back into your mouth You go as deep as you can before gagging. You pull back up and suck on his tip. You look up at Sukuna who doesnât even look affected, staring at the TV. You dig your nails into his thighs. He doesn't react.Â
âKuna!â You scream, grabbing his jaw and forcing him to look down at you. He stares at you with disinterest. âWhat?âÂ
âWhy arenât you paying attention to me?â You hiccup, sitting back on your knees and grabbing his cock. You squeeze it.Â
âYou want my attention little one?â He grins down at you. You sniffle and nod, bending down to kiss the tick of his cock. He pats you head and you almost cry in relief. Â
âOh, so damned touch starvedâupset âve been ignoring you? I apologize little one. I'll make it up to you.â He grabs your head with both hands, guiding you to his cock. You open your mouth and take him in again. He grunts, pushing you to the hilt even as you gag and try to pull yourself up. He lifts your head back up before slamming it down on his cock. You claw at his thighs. âGiving you all my attention now. Gonna face fuck you âtil you donât remember your fucking own name.âÂ
⟠GOJO SATORUÂ
Satoru holds onto your thighs as he pushes his leaky cock into you. He needed this so bad after the day he had. He didnât even pay mind to what you were doing before throwing his clothes off and climbing onto the bed.Â
âFuckâFeel good, Angel?â Gojo questions as he thrusts into you from his place above you. You donât hear him though, too busy texting your friend about the latest drama that happened in your friend group. Â
âAngel, did you hear me?â Satoru moves his hands from your waist to your tits. He pinches hard. You grunt, the grip on your phone wavering. Satoruâs harsh thrusts distract you for a second before you come back to your senses and read your friend's text. âWhy are you making so many spelling mistakes LOL?â You grin, clicking the camera and turning it to Satoru who looks down at you half angry and half pussy drunk. You snap a blurry picture of his sweaty abs and V-line before clicking send. Your friend laughs.Â
âAngel,â Satoru whines grabbing your phone. âStop treating me like some crapy dildo machine!â He holds the phone over his head with one hand, the other holding you down by the tummy.Â
âToru! I was having an important conversation,â You moan, wrapping your legs around his hips, digging your heels into his ass. He grunts his heavy hand on your tummy moving to squeeze your side. âPlease, baby? Just gotta send one more text then I'm all yoursâpromise.â Â
⟠TOJI FUSHIGUROÂ
You hold onto Tojiâs bicep as you ride his thigh. You grind your pussy harder onto his leg, making sure your clit drags over the hard material of his pants. You moan and look down at the dark patch your slick is making.Â
âCan you quiet down princess? Need to finish this application and you're distracting me.â Toji says, erasing the sentence he knows is incomprehensible. You moan louder. Throwing your head back and arching your tits up in his face. He grunts, turning to the side to rewrite his response. Â
You huff, if he wants to play like that. "You better not ask me to get you off later today.â You grumble, moving your own hands up to twist and tug your nipples. Your legs tighten around his thick thigh. You feel yourself getting closer. You grind down harder, pussy clenching around nothing. Â
âGonna cum! Ahhâfeels so good, you feel sâgood!â You slur, legs shaking as an orgasm washes over you. You slump down against Tojiâs big chest. Tojiâs face heats. He doesn't know whether to be pissed off or turned on that you just came all over his thigh like that. He grumbles something inaudible, bringing a hand down to grab a handful of your ass as he presses submit. âOh, youâre fucking on princess.âÂ
#.satoruan writes#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#jjk#smut#geto x reader#geto suguru#gojo smut#choso smut#choso x you#choso x reader#choso x y/n#choso kamo#jjk choso#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#geto smut#jjk geto#jujutsu geto#toji smut#toji fushiguro#jjk toji#toji x reader#toji x you
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BOOK SMART? P*SSY SMART. â P.JS
The one where Jay basically lives in the university library and you live in any and every party you can find on campus. Unfortunately, your grades are suffering over it and you need help. Youâre quite lucky though because Jay is quite helpful.Â
minors do not interact.Â
WORDCOUNTâ 10k
PAIRINGâ inexperienced loser jay x afab reader
CONTENTâ Â Jay wears glasses even tho the banner says otherwise lol, heâs also a loser ass dweeb in this, open minded and playful reader, college au, jay just rly wants to get in that but doesn't know how to
NOTEâ this is a revamp, surprise surprise, nobody is shocked. was originally written for mark lee over on my other blog @/ncteez but i need jay like i need air soâŠ.cackling at the title tho, my brain is malfunctioning pls forgive me
smut tags under cut::Â
smut tags :: MONSTER COCK AGENDA. Jay is a pervert and smells ur towel lmao, mentions of food and detailed popsicle eating, reader is very vocal and talkative, slight use of the pet name âprettyâ, a lot of cum, cream pie, unprotected sex, mention of bc pills, Jay has a huge cock and he didnât even know it, inexperienced Jay, experienced reader, finger sucking, nipple sucking, grinding, oral (f recieving), Jay gets on his knees, making out, sex on a table
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        It wasnât shocking that you were failing but it was shocking that not a single one of your friends were failing with you. They somehow managed to keep their grades up while partying just as often as you do. You donât know how the hell they did it and you also donât know why the hell they refuse to help you study now that theyâve seen your failure.
        Not the greatest friends, you think. They wonât help you study because they only have time to study their own classes and to continue partying without you, apparently. You knew you had to come to terms eventually that these people arenât your friends. Theyâre just people to party with, people to have fun with, and apparently, people that will watch you struggle.
        Itâs frustrating to walk home from classes by the run-down houses with booming music already playing. Without fail, every time, you wish you could be attending instead of studying. Itâs even more annoying when you give up on your studies because youâre just not fucking getting it, and you probably would be fucking getting it if you were at a party talking to potential boyfriends or fuckbuddies.Â
        Fairness in the world is so hard to grasp. Someone else always has it, but never you. The worst part about all of this is that youâre very aware of how lucky you actually are, you wasted away in college and allowed yourself to get this low simply because you were lucky enough to be well-liked. You prioritized the pointless things over the important things, and now youâre suffering for it. Complaining that you canât attend parties, looking like a bore to your friends who pity and are embarrassed by you for not being able to multitask like everyone else.
        Thatâs right. You canât party and study like everyone else, so maybe now itâs time to focus on the task youâd pushed aside for so long.
        Studying. Ugh.
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        You donât know Jay past the fact that he is in at least three of your classes, extremely quiet, and constantly in the library when you pass by to leave the campus. Youâre a little bit ashamed to admit that the majority of people you are well-liked by are the people who are ignoring you right now. The only choice you have is to find someone that can help you catch up on all of the studies youâve blatantly abandoned. You could go through the student center and âofficiallyâ attend tutoring sessions with someone who would likely scoff at you for not getting it, or you could find someone of your own choice to help you.Â
        Thatâs the only reason Jay comes to mind. Again, he is in three of the four of your classes. Every semester, without fail, youâll look for your name on the deanâs list knowing that itâll never show up, but you have seen Jayâs name on that list more times than you care to remember.Â
        Jay knows of you as well. The girl who cut in front of him in the cafeteria to grab coffee with her large group of friends, making him ten minutes late to be early for his class. The girl who loudly slammed a book down in the library and nearly gave him a heart attack, the girl who came into class stumbling and giggling with one of the guys, clearly still tipsy from the night before.Â
        You are everything that Jay isnât. You are everything he avoids when accepting friends into his life, and his interest in you doesnât really go past the point of having a stubborn, pretty girl to look at. He is a man after all. A man who is finally away from home, surrounded by hormonal women and men who canât see past their brain fog of sexual fantasies in class. Never towards him though, heâs usually just on the outside looking in.Â
        Jay has those fantasies too, but it isnât his focus. He is dead set on being a top student, one that people recognize on the academic end rather than the partying end of it all. So, here he is, sitting with his nose in a book, glasses sliding down every few minutes as he munches on a pack of crackers. Heâs been here for three hours already and finds comfort in the silence of the library. Itâs such a vast place with so many corners to hide in if someone were to come and disturb his peace. Today is no different from any other Friday, where few students choose to study and instead opt for one of the various frat parties or bar hops.Â
        You wish you could be one of those people, truly, but instead, youâre making your way to the library in search of Jay. The one student who you assume may actually take you up on the offer of study sessions. You imagine his shocked face when you sit in front of him, and you try your best not to imagine a look of disgust rather than approval. You need Jay now, for the first time in your life, more than ever. His knowledge of the three out of four classes you have will surely work wonders on your GPA, you will probably have to admit how much youâd be relying on him in order for him to even consider your offer too. Â
God, you hate begging.
The library is so deafeningly silent when you walk in. You canât hear even the slightest of a whisper as you walk around and peek into the many empty study rooms and cubicles. After several minutes of searching, the anxiety bubbles up inside of you. What if he decided to do something else? Of all days? The one day where he is needed to be studying?Â
Just as you turn to leave, ignoring the entire second floor of the library, you nearly walk straight into him. And by nearly, you actually do walk directly into him.Â
Books clatter to the floor, Jay sighs as he looks down without making eye contact with you. Itâs not the first time heâs been walked into and it probably wonât be the last. He is forever wishing that people could just watch where theyâre fucking going.
âHey, Iâm sorryââ You go to say as you lean down to help him pick up the mess, he still doesnât look at you though. Honestly, he barely even notices you there with those airpods in his ears and eyes on the floor.Â
To be fair, most people who walk into him just continue walking, soâŠ
        When he does take note of another person helping him retrieve his things, he looks up. Youâre not shocked that all he does is nod at you when he takes the book from your hands and makes his way back towards his study space.Â
        In an awkward way, you follow him. You feel dumb and kind of lost in this world of books and good students. Up the stairs, towards the floor youâd not even bothered to check, Jay unintentionally leads you to his little corner that already has papers and books laid out.Â
        You swallow hard when he takes his seat and looks up to see that you have followed him. Jay is quick to swipe one of his AirPods from his ears and you can kind of tell that he instantly went from relaxed to nervous.
âUhââ You look around, feeling awkward standing there. âI was looking for you.âÂ
âMe?â Jay questions with a soured look on his face. He doesnât really do it intentionally, itâs just, like, what?Â
 âWhy?â
âOkay, just hear me out.â You start, taking a few steps forward and inviting yourself to sit at his table. There is absolutely no arm space on this side, but that doesnât entirely matter. You begin your pitch.
âI know itâs kind of weird, but, Iâm failing.â
âThatâs not weird.â Jay mocks, shaking his head and moving to put his airpod back in his ear.
âWait! Just, pleaseâhear me out.â You plead now, a little frustrated that heâs already refusing to help you.
        He looks around and then lets out a deep sigh. Rubbing his temples, he nods.
âI know we arenât the type to like, help each other or whateverâ but Iâve asked all of my friends, and they kind of blacklisted meâŠyou are my last resort, I swear.â You say, begging with your eyes. âCan you please just help me study for like, one day a week?â
        His body is stiff and his face is unimpressed by your pitch.Â
âAn hour a week?â You adjust clapping your hands together to plead even harder. You very nearly start to grovel on the ground before him. âJay, please. I need to get my grades up.âÂ
âIf you had just given yourself a day a week, you wouldnât have to be asking someone youâve never even spoken with to help you study.â He rolls his eyes, still mocking and appearing a bit cocky at the sudden power heâs been given. Of course he only gets approached when someone needs something from him.Â
 âHow many classes are you failing?â
âIâm failing three classes and have a C in anotherââ You shamefully admit. âJust an hour a day, please.â
        Jay eyes you over, shifting a bit in his seat before letting out another sigh.Â
âFinals are barely a month away.â
âI know! Iâve already got extra credit lined up so I can at least get my grades up by a letter butâ I,â You look down, more ashamed than before.
âYou donât know how to actually do the extra credit, do you?â Jay finishes for you and is, for some reason, shocked when you nod.Â
        He can see the panic in your eyes, and he noticed for the past week that youâd been looking incredibly tired around campus. Not the hung-over type of tired either. Heâs noticed you move your seat closer to the front in one of the classes and even noted that youâre actually taking notes during your time spent there. Maybe he should help you out. If not for the fact that you genuinely seem to need it, but also maybe because heâs like, incredibly aware that he is attracted to you.
 He always has been, but thatâs not the fucking point.Â
âOkay, you can come study with me whenever you want then. I usually study here because I have a roommate who isnât exactly the quietest personââ He goes to explain.Â
âI have an entire apartment to myself, you can come study at my place. Really, Iâll make food and everything.â You panic, still trying to sell the idea despite him already accepting your offer.Â
        Jay is a little shocked and offended that you have your own apartment, and yet youâre failing your classes. No way in hell are you paying for that yourself. This only prompts him to want to help more. Because, like? An entire apartment to study in? Where a pretty girl makes his food?Â
âOkay, that can work. What days and times can I be over?â He follows up with a nonchalant nod, noting the three shared classes and the one other youâll probably need help with. He hopes heâs already taken the outlier class, otherwise he wonât be much help in that regard.Â
âYou can walk home with me after those classes if you want, and we can study until youâre ready to leave?â You offer. âI mean, it doesnât have to be every day, butââ
âWe can meet up after every class and decide if you want to study or not.â Jay finishes for you yet again, and you nod with a smile.Â
âWhatâs your favorite food?â You ask, wanting to make a mental note of keeping your end of the bargain.Â
        Jay thinks hard at that because being put on the spot like this makes answering any question a bit difficult.Â
âHereââ You hold out your phone. âPut your number in and you can think about it. Iâll text you so you have mine.â
 You canât wipe the smile off of your face, the anxiety is practically dissolving from your body at the very idea of someone being willing to help you in the comfort of your own apartment.
        He, on the other hand, is a bit more anxious now. He realizes that now, heâs going to be studying with you. A girl who had never even looked at him twice during the semesters youâve shared classes. Heâs putting his number into your phone, and youâre going to be texting him, and spending time with him instead of going to the parties that heâs never invited to.Â
âIâll see you on Monday?â You ask in his silence, sending a quick text to him so that he can save your number. He nods and looks down at his books. âDonât forget to text me what you want to eat, okay?â
        He nods again as you stand to walk away. He watches intently at the way you have a little bounce in your step and canât help but feel his cheeks flushing. God, why is he doing this to himself?Â
        Slamming his head on the desk, he, much like you, cannot stop smiling now. All thoughts of studying for the remainder of the night left his head and were replaced with his new study schedule. He thinks he will try and take it easy this weekend, specifically so he is mentally prepared. Heâs only talked to you for a total of fourteen minutes and heâs already lost his ability to study and think clearly.Â
If heâs lucky, the two of you will pass this semester with flying colors. Thereâs still that tiny part of him though, that wonders if maybe youâd find interest in him, and maybe he will fail the semester with you because, honestly, you are so distracting.
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        On Monday, you sat up straight in class while eyeing the back of Jayâs head most of the time. Mostly to prepare yourself for if and when he makes a break for it. He hasnât even texted you what he wants to eat today, and part of you wonders if he went back on his promise to you. Not that it was much of a promise in the first place, anyway.
        He was a little shocked that you werenât the first out of the room once everyone wrapped up though. Like you, he was assuming the same thing. Youâd make a fucking break for it and pretend you never approached him in the first place. After all, It was common for you to leave mid-way through class or be the first one out the door. Instead though, he finds himself proud of you. You stood there awkwardly looking at him as the room emptied out, clearly unsure of what to do or say to him.
        Jay nods your way as if to beckon you towards him.Â
âYouâre still wanting to study today?â He asks with a brow raised in surprise.Â
All weekend he had thought about it. Thought about the possibility of it just being a joke to you, or maybe that youâd change your mind and allow yourself to flunk out like you already had been doing. His heart kind of jumps a bit noticing you looking at him like this.Â
âYeah? Wasnât that the plan?â You ask, nudging him a bit once you get up beside him. âYou didnât text me what you wanted to eat so youâre just gonna have to eat whatever I have in the fridge, by the way.â
        Jay nods, opting to stay silent at this moment. Heâs going home with you. Heâs going to be seen on campus walking home with you. Heâs not the sort to want attention, but this situation feels dangerously attractive to him. Especially when he takes note of how youâre probably going to look allâŠcozy and at home in your apartment. Like, he gets to be in your space teaching you things that you should have already known.Â
        It all shouldnât be so exciting. After all, his days are filled with the typical boring sessions of reading, writing, noting, and memorizing. It is exciting for him though. Never has he studied with someone like you, or really even gotten to talk to someone that most of the men speak to, the unreachable men no less. The ones with families that own the city, and all the houses in it.
Youâre one of the unreachable women on campus, he thinks. The ones with standards based on fun, attractiveness, and chaos rather than charisma, personality, and knowledge. Itâs kind of a once-in-a-lifetime thing for Jay to be doing this right now.
âOkay, so...â Jay drones out, avoiding eye contact with you as he packs things into his ratty backpack. âIâm not super hungry right now butâwe are going to your place right?â
He needs the confirmation himself if heâs being honest. Nothing would suck more than assuming and being proved wrong.
        You nod with a smile, grabbing his hand as soon as he throws his backpack on. It isnât intimate to you, but for him, itâsâŠsomething. Holding his hand is reserved for intimate relationships with family or girlfriends. He never holds hands.
 Heâs never really gotten the chance to anyway, aside from a little cousin when they were crossing the street last summer. He canât help but buckle in on himself in a shy sort of way as you lead him from the room and out of the building.Â
        Youâre rambling about all of the things you need to study. All of the snacks you could offer to him. All of the hours you wish you hadnât wasted partying, yet, all heâs thinking about is how warm your hand feels in his. You seem to be a natural at talking to people. Touching them without a single worry in the world, itâs kind of nice, he thinks. The fact that you arenât ashamed to be seen together with him, heading towards the place you sleep. Sometimes Jay forgets that this is college. No one actually cares who is hanging out with who unless they are in the middle of a raunchy frat party, seeing their love interest getting touched against a dirty bathroom counter.Â
        He smiles to himself as he finally catches up to you and allows you to stop dragging him around. He keeps pace with you now, resting his hand as if to allow you to let go, but you don't.Â
âJust around that cornerââ You say, glancing over at him and noting the shade of color his face has become. âYou good?âÂ
        Jay nods, staying quiet and trying to force himself out of his thoughts. He glances down at your hand holding his and then back up at you on instinct.Â
âAh, sorry.â You mumble, releasing his hand and trying hard to understand that maybe you truly are too clingy with most people in your life. You think his reaction was kind of cute though, and now youâre a little determined to help him relax those stiffened shoulders. Jay canât be as boring as he seems, right?
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âI have peanut butter and jelly, eggs, noodles, some leftover pizza andââ
âIâm not hungry, but If I can have some water or something, that would be cool.â Jay cuts you off, slipping off his shoes in an immaculate show of how clumsy he is. You can hear the clatter of your entire coat rack falling to the floor due to his weight leaning on it through that single task.Â
âOkayââ You side eye his mess with a slight smile. âWater, got it.â
 You trail off to get him the drink, keeping a small mental note of how nervous he appears to be right now. Heâs panicked, frantically trying to balance your coat rack back in place as if you hadnât walked directly into him just the Friday before.Â
âJay, itâs just a coat rack.â You laugh with water in hand, hearing him mutter a sorry as he hangs one of your empty purses back onto it.
âThanks.â He says now, reaching out for the drink.
        Watching his eyes go from the glass of water to your apartment, you smile at the look on his face. Such a smart guy acting so incredibly stupid the moment heâs alone in an apartment with a girl. Cute.
âIs this good?â You ask as if youâre offering a change of subject so that he doesnât have to think about the coat rack he had just knocked over. You point over to your dining table thatâs placed perfectly in a little nook against a window and look at him as he stands in place. âWe can start whenever youâre ready?â
âCan you show me to the bathroom first?â Jay blurts, hyper-aware of his awkward demeanor. He needs to calm himself down before even thinking about sitting down to fucking study.Â
  You point to the bathroom quickly, making your way to the table and adjusting everything so there is space for the piles of books soon to be laid on it. You watch only a little bit at how Jay makes his way over to said bathroom in a show of not-so-confident body language. He seemed kind of cocky on Friday, but today he seems to be like jelly.Â
        You sit at the dining table without thinking much more of the man in your bathroom, instead, you pull out some textbooks and lay them out.
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        Jay stares at himself in the mirror, he can practically see the blood rushing to his cheeks and ears as he comes to terms with the fact that he probably shouldnât have agreed to come to your apartment to study. Youâre attractive. That alone is a reason in his head to avoid it, but heâs here and heâs already made a fool of himself.Â
        He slaps his face a bit with some cold water and tries to will himself to stop acting like such an awkward idiot. Surely youâll pick up on his inability to talk to women if he doesnât get it together, right? Youâre going to think heâs some weirdo, a pervert maybe, before throwing him out and avoiding him forever.
        Staring harder at himself, he waits for the color to run from his face so that way he can get out there and start the study session, but then his eyes start to wander.Â
        Your bathroom is immaculately clean save for some makeup stains on the counter and a few stray hairs that must have been yanked out of your head while you attempted to brush out a night of drinking. It smells fresh and your perfectly hung towels look plush hanging against the wall. Without a thought in his head, he leans towards the towel so that he can dry his face and hands, and thatâs just what he does. Except, maybe he buries his face into the towel a bit longer than he needed to, and maybe the smell of it was so astronomically sweet that he nuzzled against it even more.
        He could tell the towel had been used at least once though, solely because he could smell a scent that wasnât the soap on the counter, nor any laundry detergent heâs aware of. ThenâŠhis eyes flick to the actual hand towel that he somehow missed, right beside it? A lace bra. The flush comes back to his face, making him feel even warmer than he did when he entered the room. Which feels like a fucking nightmare if heâs being totally honest.Â
        It dawns on him again. Heâs in your apartment, smelling your towels, and staring at your bra. Coming to the bathroom in an attempt to calm down has done nothing more than make things worse, and the only option he has now is to stumble out of the bathroom hoping you assume he was in here doing number two rather than planting his face into a towel where you dry off your naked body.Â
        Mumbling to himself, Jay prepares himself to face you. Sure, you probably see nothing out of the norm if he does well and hides the fact that heâs hyper-sensitive just for being in your space, then again, Jay has never been the best at playing pretend.
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You offer him a bright smile once he finally makes his way back into your living space and seats himself at the table. He seems to be avoiding eye contact with you, bashfully pulling his own books out of his bag with shaking fingers.Â
âAre you okay? You sure you donât want a snack or something?â You look at him, head tilting at him in concern.Â
Jay finally looks at you and notes how comfortable you seem while he feels like heâs internally falling apart. There shouldnât be any fucking issue in his head when it comes to this situation, but here he is, panicking because a pretty girl is in front of him.Â
He feels so dumb, so obvious, so embarrassed. Yeah, maybe he should eat something, at least so he can buy some time to focus on something else before he starts stuttering through your studies. At this rate, all youâre going to learn about today is how awful Jay is around women.Â
âMaybe I should eat, yeahââ He says in a small voice, still staring at the books as he places them on the table.
âCome look in my kitchen, we can eat something together?â You offer, reaching toward his hand.Â
He pulls back from your touch and tries to play it off casually like he was just reaching for a pencil, but you didnât miss the fact that his hands were cold and shaky.
Taking note, it starts to dawn on you. Youâve dealt with men like him before, and it was always an interesting situation. To check your theory, you rise from the chair and lean over the table, being sure to squish whatever cleavage you have visible to make it more visible to him.Â
âSalty or sweet?â You ask, watching his eyes intently and the way they struggle to reach your face. Score one for you, Jay is definitely a man above all. Luckily for him, you have lots of experience in that field, while he appears to have very little in the field of women.Â
âW-what?â He drones out, pulling his eyes away from you in an attempt to hide the way his face immediately flushed.Â
âThe snacks? Savory or sweet?â You laugh, propping yourself back from the table and hopping into the kitchen, checking behind you to see if he follows.
He does stand to follow, but by the time you round the corner, he isnât behind you like you figured he would be. Peeping your head around the corner, you watch as he holds his hands in front of his groin, looks down at himself, and then lets out a deep sigh. You then watch as he adjusts himself in his pants, uncomfortably hiding a semi-hard on so that he could come into the kitchen without suspicion.Â
By this point, youâve already decided that studying will very likely not be part of todayâs schedule. He wouldnât be able to focus on a damn thing like this, right? You should help him, right?
âTook you long enough.â You joke as he appears in the kitchen, turning to look at him and intentionally trailing your eyes down his body just to see if you can see any sort of bulge. Heâs safe though because he apparently must have skills in hiding his arousal during the worst times.Â
Jay, on the other hand, can already tell that your shift in mood is intensely different compared to before he went to the bathroom. Twice now youâve been blatant towards him and it is not helping him at all right now. Is he reading it wrong because heâs very obviously horny right now? Were you really trying to dangle your breasts in front of him like that? Are you really checking him out right now?Â
âSorryââ He looks down. âIâ uh, I dropped something.â He offers as an excuse, uncomfortably trying to shift from your view and avoid eye contact.Â
âSure.â You say with a roll of your eyes, knowing full well that he was hiding his cock. âI want something sweet. Sounds good?â You change the subject, reaching out and running your fingers down his arm.Â
He swallows hard, stiffening his shoulders and nodding to you. Without hesitation, you let your fingers stay against him for a few seconds longer, keeping eye contact with him before turning and opening a cupboard.Â
âPeanut butter crackers, cereal, and oatmeal.â You deadpan, slamming the cupboard and stepping to the fridge. âPudding.â Then you open the freezer. âPopsicles, and ice cream.â
Jay just stands there when you close the doors to the fridge and look at him in question. He could opt for the crackers but his throat is already dry enough. Choking right now would be even more humiliating. Cereal could work but that would be embarrassing too, for some reason. Oatmeal is an option, solely for how disgusting it looks, surely it would tame his boner.Â
But, popsicles? Hell no.
âGrab whatever you want, I'm eating a popsicle.â You say, raising a brow and throwing open the freezer door again to take your pick.
Of course, itâs intentional. Itâs fun to see his eyes light up at the very idea of seeing you eat a popsicle, and even more fun to imagine how flustered heâs going to be in mere minutes.
Jay looks to the floor and heads towards your fridge, also opting for a popsicle despite his very recent internal protest. Mostly so you donât think heâs a pervert when he inevitably sees you eat it. But also, like, just in case you really are trying to flirt with him right now, at least his lips will taste sweet too.Â
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You had expected Jay to get flustered, and boy did he. What you didnât expect though, was to become flustered yourself by the image of Jayâs tongue darting over sweet ice, and then over his own lips to suck up the melted and sticky juice. The only image in your head right now is the idea of if he would lick his lips like that if you were to spread your legs for him. Would he lick up your mess on his face, chasing the flavor the same way heâs doing right now?
A dull ache begins to spread throughout your body as you watch him. His eyes still avoid you but you manage to catch him a few times. Each time he makes eye contact with you, your gaze shoots to his lap just to see if heâs gotten hard enough for his cock to leave its tucked position in his waistband.Â
Jay is hyper-aware now too, with the way youâre staring and almost leaving your popsicle unattended as he eats his own. He feels confused, like? Are you doing what he was actively avoiding doing to you? Jesus, you really are kind of a whore, god.
By the time the popsicles are finished, your fingers are sticky from allowing it to drip down the stick. You make a point to suck each of your fingers innocently, looking under your lashes at him for split seconds as you begin to shuffle through the papers on the table.Â
âSoââ You say, popping one finger out of your mouth and inserting another. âCan we start here? I need to have a paper written on at least one topic on this list and have no idea how to find a good source to read from.â
Jay hears and sees you in tunnel vision right now, but he manages to catch the ass end of your sentence and begins to try and focus on the studies at hand. Still watching you suck your fingers into your mouth, he clears his throat and places his own popsicle stick onto the table, pretending he doesnât wish your tongue would lick him like that.
âI wrote mine based on this topic, and I found a lot of good sources for it. I donât think our professor would think too hard about us choosing the same subjectââÂ
âYeah, especially because itâs me. Theyâd never guess youâre in my apartment right now.â You laugh, smirking over at him.Â
âI wouldâve never guessed eitherââ Jay says without thinking, barely processing how embarrassing he is before you squint at him with a wider smile.Â
âOh yeah?â You ask, raising a brow and leaning forward. âWhyâs that?âÂ
Jay tries to look around but now canât seem to force his eyes away from you. A much different circumstance compared to before when he couldnât bring himself to look at you. Thereâs a connection here, he can feel it. Youâre definitely coming onto him and you have been for the past however long heâs been here.
âYouâre kind of out of my league, donât you think?â He laughs more at himself than he does the situation, and to you, he honestly looks pitiful after saying that. Itâs incredibly attractive to you in the way he seems to praise you for being a failure simply because heâs attracted to you. At least, thatâs the case if youâre reading him right.
âWho said someone like you couldnât teach me a thing or two?â You have a smile in your voice, and it comforts him, but that comfort is shot down when you stand on your feet and walk over to him. âWho says Iâm out of your league?â You ask again, watching him scoot back with his chair as you come closer.
You prop yourself against the table, essentially blocking him from his books and papers. You look down at him now, dipping your head in a playful way. âI donât think Iâm out of your league.âÂ
Jay notes how youâre between him and the table now. You look comfortable leaning in front of him like this, and when his eyes trail up to your face all his body can do is give in. He looks at you through large eyes, the overhead light is sparkling through them at you.Â
In that instant, you can see his embarrassment fill his body because heâs no longer resisting the urge to be himself. Heâs staring at you as if you could be a god and saying nothing in response to your words.Â
âIf anything, Jongieââ You soothe him, grabbing one of his hands and smiling at the way his pen immediately falls out of his grip. âYouâre out of my league.âÂ
He blinks up at you, soaking in the words and not yet understanding in full what youâre doing until he feels warmth enveloping the entirety of his hand and wrist.Â
âDo you know how lucky I am that youâre here right now?â You ask him, basking in the way you can see his breath get caught in his throat. âHow lucky I am that youâre not only smart but hot too?â
He dips his head at this, a bashful show of your words having an impact on him. He hides his face briefly against his arm and then he realizesâ
âIs this okay?â You ask, holding his hand in place as you begin to move your hips against his palm.
Jay watches the way youâve managed to pull his hand out and plant it between your legs, all so you could grind against it without so much as a warning. Heâs not against it though, if anything, his head is shot back to reality and heâs immediately back to glancing around the room and avoiding the scene in front of him.
His palm is against your literal, dampening panties, and all he can think to say right now is, âYou could write your thesis on human connection and its effects on the brain.âÂ
You smile at his attempt to continue to study through this moment.
âI could,â You say with a deeper voice than before, feeling the way his hand stays relaxed in your grasp as you grind against it. âOr we could think about how your brain is being affected right now?â
Jay groans, feeling the warmth of your wet beginning to seep through the fabric, and honestly, it is happening so fast that heâs sure it would be more embarrassing if he walked out now.Â
âHow are you feeling?â You reword your question towards him, intentionally swiveling your hips so that you can position his fingers into your underwear.Â
âYouâre warm.â Jay chokes out, eyes now zoning in on your legs slightly spread in front of him.Â
You let out a small laugh at this, pulling a bit on his arm to pull him closer, but he doesnât compute it at all.Â
âDo you like it?â You ask again, this time slipping his fingers into you. You let out a deep sigh and roll your eyes back, fucking yourself gently against his fingers before you look at him.
Heâs nodding, probably more thankful now that youâd worn a skirt today rather than pants. He didnât allow himself to take note of your attire, because if he did, he would have made even more of a fool of himself. But heâs nodding now, watching the way you hold his arm in place and slide his fingers in and out of you.Â
His silence is louder than his words could be right now, you think. You can feel him straighten his fingers inside of you, you can practically see him salivate at the very idea of how youâre using him right now. Youâre not done though, no, no. Heâs far too sweet like this, but you want to hear words.
Gently, you pull your hips back effectively slipping his fingers out of you. There, you lift his arm and examine your wetness against his fingers. You smile again, eyes now adjusting to his face rather than his wet fingers.Â
Jay watches as you guide his fingers to his lip, and without a second thought, he opens his mouth to taste you against them. He licks circles around each of the two fingers, closing his eyes almost instantly so that he can relish the experience.
He no longer cares how awkward he must seem sitting here like this, letting you do all the work.
âDo you like the taste too?â You ask, releasing his hand and watching how he continues to suck his fingers.Â
âMhmââ Jay groans with his closed mouth around the digits, making damn sure to suck every bit off.
âYouâre pretty, you know that?â You compliment him this time, tearing your eyes from him and slipping your panties down your legs. You turn yourself over so that youâre now bent over the table and you ignore the corner of one of the textbooks poking against your ribs, all in favor of what sound Jay will make when he opens his eyes.Â
âYou can taste more, if you want.â You offer, lifting to look behind you at the way his fingers drop from his mouth and his eyes immediately zone in on your bare pussy displayed for him under your hiked-up skirt.Â
He does let out a whimper, one that seemed entirely desperate to do just that for you butâhe doesnât move. He just stares, soaking in the words youâre saying, memorizing each fold and dip in your glistening pussy.
You donât intend to wait though. Reaching behind you, you grab the back of his head by his hair and guide his face to you. The way you can hear his chair tip over as he falls to his knees makes you quiver a bit before him, and youâre almost surprised to not just feel a face against you. It appears that Jay does know what heâs doing.Â
He instantly jumps into action, loving the feeling of your hand in his hair basically telling him to do it. Giving him that green light, letting him.
You can feel his tongue exploring and his other hand reaching to lift your skirt entirely over your ass. His tongue is soft, warm, wet, and so entirely eager to lick and suck every inch of you. Itâs not until he starts allowing his moans to vibrate into your flesh that you hike one of your legs up and open your cunt against his working tongue more.
Guiding him by his hair still, you press his face harshly into you with little to no fight for air from him, and youâre loving it. Loving the way he whines for more when his tongue reaches the furthest limit, loving even more when he finally reaches his hands up to your pussy and spreads it out for himself.
He isnât even thinking at this moment, just tasting and feeling you guide his tongue as if this is what you wanted all along. The thought alone of someone like you wanting to fuck his tongue like this sets his cock on fire in so many ways. Heâs so hard right now that it hurts to think about it at all. Jay doesnât give a single fuck about how pathetic he must sound to you right now, whimpering and panting against you as if this was the only sweet thing in your apartment he wanted to eat anyway.Â
You hear a clatter to the floor, knowing for a fact that heâs knocked his glasses off of his face from the angle in which he skewed his neck in order to fuck his tongue into you. You wonder whatâs going through his mind right now, because goddamn heâs eating you out like itâs the only thing heâs ever wanted. Heâs impressively messy and loud with it too, making you feel as if you must taste like the sweetest thing on earth to him.Â
For some reason, thinking back to all of the non-sexual situations youâd passively seen Jay in? It turns you on even more. The big-brained student who is constantly making straight As and never going out to parties eats pussy like this? Eats your pussy like this? Better than half of the men youâd already been with? Jay doesnât miss a single centimeter of it, and you can tell heâs focusing on you more than he has ever focused on his homework or studies before.Â
You feel so deeply needed at this moment by Jay that all you can do is let out a desperate moan for him. One so that he knows heâs not the only one utterly stunned by the turn of events, but also because youâre fucking loving what heâs doing to you.
With each moan, Jay picks up his pace, using those same two fingers and spreading your cunt out impossibly wider just so he can attempt to bury his tongue deeper into the messy, wet heat you offer. Heâs spreading you apart so well that it almost pains you to move without the fear of being torn open by his tongue alone. Your clit has barely even been reached but he still managed to make you feel sensitive to the point of wanting to beat your fists on the table out of sheer frustration for not approaching him sooner.Â
Not only can he help you pass your classes, but he surely could make you feel like a fucking queen on top of it all, licking you open, up and down, as if he were born and trained for you and you alone? Insane.
âYouâre soââ You groan out, releasing his hair from your grip but pressing your ass out more so that you can feel him slip his tongue back to your clit with impossible reach. He continues that, sliding his tongue from your clit to your entrance, dipping in and swirling the muscle before going back to your clit. All while heâs moaning, groaning, and panting against you.Â
Itâs too much, heâs so incredibly eager that youâre honestly too sensitive to let him keep going. You hate it when you pull your hips forward and lift from the table. Your legs are shaking when you do this, and shaking even more when you turn to face him and lean against the table again.Â
âHowâ?â You look down at him in pleasant surprise, watching him lick his lips much like you hoped he would. âHow are you so good at this?âÂ
Jay is stunned by your question because in all fairness, heâs only ever eaten a girl out once and like, it wasnât that great because she made him stop within like a minute. He wasnât really thinking about what to do with you though, or how to do it. He justâŠdid it. Thatâs all. So obsessed with the taste and smell of you to the point he couldnât stop himself even if he wanted to. Heâd still be licking you right now if you didnât move away.Â
âIâdonât know.â He shamefully admits, nonchalantly moving his hands to his pants and unbuttoning them. Not to fuck you or anything, mostly just to release his cock from the chokehold of the denim rubbing against him.Â
âYouâre lying.â You deadpan, running your hand between your legs and quivering the moment your fingers run over your swollen clit. âThereâs no way you havenât practiced doing this.â You gasp, looking at him as if no other man exists.Â
He shakes his head, looking up at you from the floor with innocent eyes. His lips are wet, his eyes are hooded, his hair sticking up from your fingers guiding himâ itâs a lot to see him like this when youâve only ever seen him as that goody-two-shoes student who doesnât know how to have fun. Clearly, Jay knows how to have fun.
Your gaze on him makes him feel more bashful as he looks down to the floor, feeling embarrassed that youâre praising a complete amateur at this.Â
Using your leg, you nudge him.
âYou did all of that and didnât even touch yourself?â You ask in curiosity, noting how he had only just now undone his pants to relieve pressure. âLet me see it.â You say again, almost demanding as you hop up on the table and spread your legs even more.
Frantic at your tone of voice, Jay stumbles to his feet and pushes his pants down to his thighs. His cock springs out and stands erect in front of you. You could stare all day, honestly. Jay, of all people? Heâs the one with a cock this big? Heâs the one with a size that could make you feel as if youâre being split in half? Well, fuck.
âGod.â You comment, mouth falling open at the way it twitches in mid-air. âAll of the girls would be fucking swooning, Jay, really.â You get a bit flustered yourself because only now do you understand who you just seduced and what heâs got to offer outside of brains.Â
In all of his shyness, Jay hides his face from you again despite his cock out in all of its glory. Your mouth could honestly start watering if he hadnât just eaten you out to the point of needing him to stop. Meaning, your throat is too dry right now to start drooling.Â
Without another thought, you pull your shirt and bra off all in one go. No way in hell is he leaving without fucking you stupid with a cock like that. Absolutely no fucking way would you let this go to waste.
âWhenâs the last time youâve done anything with a girl?â You ask now, reaching for his arm and pulling his gaze back towards you, now almost completely naked save for your skirt hiked up to your waist.Â
Jay stares at you again, much like he did when you spread your legs in front of him, this time zoning in on the way your nipples are erect and begging for his mouth to be put to use again. He nearly forgets that youâre talking to him because of the way youâve presented yourself to him. The reality is right in front of his face, but he still wonders if this must be a dream.
âIâumâ right out of high school before she broke up with me,â He says in a lazy voice, slightly raspy. It sounds as if it doesnât even matter to him because he is so focused on you in front of him. âIâve only had sex two times.â
âAwââ You pitifully look at him. âWhat a waste, youâre such a pretty boy.â You coo, wiggling your hips as if to entice his cock to make its way towards you. âYouâve got the brains and the cock for it. You must feel so neglected.â
All he does is nod, because yes, he does feel fucking neglected, partly because he let it happen and mostly because he knows he doesnât know how to talk to girls. Right now, Jay could genuinely start crying if you keep talking to him like this though. He canât tell if youâre mocking him or being genuine, but the only thing he wants to do is bury his cock so deeply inside of you that all you can do is moan out mantras of how pretty he is again. He wants to hear you moan over how much time has been wasted without his cock inside of you, how badly youâd want him again and again after this.Â
You can see his facial expressions change every few seconds and to be fair, your body yearns to be filled. With the way he is looking at you, thereâs no way he doesnât want to.
âWanna fuck me, Jongie?â You ask, realizing that you much prefer calling him this rather than his full name because he seems to lean directly into it.Â
âGod,â He sighs out, hanging his head to look at the way his cock still stands painfully erect throughout the conversation. âCan I?â He asks now, making eye contact with you through pleading eyes.
You reach out for him, grabbing his waist and pressing his cock directly against your core. You lean your head back a bit to look at him and the way his eyes sear straight through your own. His pupils are dilated, his cheeks are rosy, and his lips are glistening. You lick against them, and the way he immediately starts to kiss you makes you think heâs a liar. He knows exactly what heâs doing with his mouth regardless of where it is. His tongue presses into your mouth so beautifully that you genuinely could argue that this man has only ever had sex twice.Â
Maybe heâs a natural?Â
Jay knows exactly when to grind his cock between your folds, knows exactly when to pull back to kiss your neck, and knows exactly how to lean you back with his hand protecting the back of your head so that it doesnât slam against the table.Â
He slips his cock so beautifully as he trails his kisses to your tits too, suckling gently against one of your nipples before he nearly canât stand it anymore. Heâs in his own world, barely recognizing that heâs not the only one experiencing this right now.
With an eager hand, Jay grabs his cock and presses it directly into you without waiting any longer. He isnât slow or gentle with it. You can feel how desperate he is solely because of the way he canât seem to fathom taking it slow. He doesnât let you adjust, no. The second the head of that thick cock slips in heâs slamming in. All the way, forcing a yelp from your throat and a tight grip to his back.
Heâs lost himself in the moment and youâre loving it. Loving the way his tongue picks up against your nipples, and the way there is no rhythm or rhyme to his thrusts. His size alone is enough for you, and you can admit to loving every single push and pull his body is offering.
The room is silent save for his whimpers, your gasps, and the wet sound of skin slapping against skin. Youâre quick to wrap a leg around his waist so that when he presses in again, you can force him to stay in place, if just to let him genuinely feel what itâs like to have a pussy clenching around him.
âYou feel it?â You groan out, feeling his teeth pinch against your nipple and sending a sharp pain down your body.Â
He nods frantically, pulling your nipple with his lips as he does it. You can tell heâs drooling, wetting your chest in such an embarrassing way, but heâs soâJay. Heâs Jay. This is Jay.
You watch his face and the way he winces with each pulse of your hole quivering around the sheer size of him, and you coo out at him when his cock twitches in response. As if you can handle yourself right now, as if he can too.
Neither of you can comprehend the pleasure.
âCanât believe I get to be your third.â You sing out. âYouâre so good, soââ
âS-stop talking, fuck-â Jay calls out in a broken and choked gasp, feeling too turned on by the way you speak. He canât help it when he forces his hips to move against the pressure of your leg trying to keep him in place. This time he fucks at a quicker pace. His mouth falls open against your breast and his hands shoot to your waist as he pulls himself up and opens his eyes.Â
He watches the way your sticky cunt coats him as he slides in and out of you, fingers pressing so hard into your hips that you feel he could be bruising you.Â
Youâre so in awe of him losing complete control that you want nothing more than to cum with him inside of you. You quickly reach your hand down to your clit, rubbing harsh circles against the sensitive spot almost to the point that you could start crying out at how painful it truly is at this moment. Youâve never been this sensitive for a man, and yet, youâre coming undone beneath him and nearly losing as much control as he has.Â
A mess of moans and groans is filling the room as Jay chases his high, and you are at the point that you want to say the nicest and dirtiest things to him out of sheer arousal. So you do, you talk, and you talk. Whispers of âgirls would die to be fucked by you,â turn to screams of, âyeah, fuck Jongie, just like that!âÂ
It wasnât until you moaned out, âCum with me, now, Jongie, I canât hold itââ when Jay âs hips stuttered and his eyes closed tightly in a frustrated groan. âStopââ He grunts, hips pressing impossibly hard against you. To the point that you scoot up on the table. âStop, Iâmââ He groans again, attempting to pull out so that he can release against your pulsing and empty pussy.
But you donât let him.
Your legs hold him in place as you release your clit and pull yourself up on your arms just to grab against his neck and pull him down with you against the table.Â
âCum in me.â You nearly demand, holding his face so that he canât look away from you.
You watch the way his pupils dilate more at the words and you feel the way his cock twitches inside of you. Then? His pupils are gone. Heâs rolling his eyes back now, looking so fucking beautiful while doing it.
Jayâs eyebrows fall much like his mouth does when he cums. His hips are frantic but his face looks calm, and not a single sound releases from his lips. His breath is caught in his throat with each twitch, shooting ropes into you so deeply that you feel each wave of his pleasure hitting your cervix.Â
 Youâre very quick to rub your clit again, harsh and rough circles being amplified by the way his abdomen adds pressure to your hand with each push of his cock in you. It sends you over edge so fast, even he feels the clench, choking out each spurt of his remaining orgasm.Â
You grab onto him harshly now, without a thought in your head besides kissing him. He kisses you back, realizing that despite having sex before, this may be the first time heâs ever made a girl cum. Itâs certainly the first time heâs ever felt his cock being tugged by the walls of a pussy as it works itself through an orgasm, anyway.
Crazy thing isâŠheâs not done. Like, he canât stop cumming. Lasting entirely far too long and far past sensitivity. Jay opens his eyes to look at you when youâre reaching the end of your own orgasm, all while heâs still filling you up, and even feeling his load bubble out from around him with each tight thrust. Your voice is beautifully raspy, and the way you hold onto him makes him feel like you should never let go.Â
Upon his ears popping and finally emptied, he genuinely feels the mess between the two of you. Quickly, he pulls back and notes that the hem of his shirt is absolutely fucking soaked. In an attempt to take a small step back in order to remove himself from you, he nearly trips over his pants that had fallen to his ankles.
âOh.â You laugh, wincing as you feel his cock leave you empty. âProbably should have undressed you.â Your eyes sparkle at the large damp spot, nearly making his shirt entirely see-through from just how soaked it really is.Â
Jay steps out of his pants silently and just kind of stands there awkwardly, watching the cum spill from you. Then panic spreads across his face.Â
âUm,â He croaks out, voice cracking almost immediately. âIâ I couldnât pull outâŠIâm so sorry.â
âI didnât want you to.â You soothe him, noting how heâs right back to his awkward and shy persona the moment heâs finished fucking you. âItâs fine, Iâm protectedâ You confirm for him, just to see the relief replace that panic.
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âSoââ You comment, looking down at the wrinkled papers in front of you. âYou really expect me to try and write at least 1200 words tonight?âÂ
Jay tilts his head at you, sitting with a blanket covering his entire body as his clothes go through the cycles of a wash. âIf we hadnât gotten off track, you could already be almost done with it.âÂ
âGod, you are such a fucking bore.â You laugh, shivering at the cold air hitting your bare skin. âIâm literally naked right now and youâre making me do this right now?âÂ
âFinish your paper and we can talk about that. Besides, I kind of need to recover for more than thirty minutes from that, you know? Iâm sensitive.â He shoots back, not afraid to sound as embarrassing as he truly is now.Â
To his surprise, you nod with a cheeky smirk. Promising you any amount of him after what happened was enough to force your focus on your school work for now at least. Just because he did it once doesnât mean he will always want to fuck stupid girls. If anything, Jay deserves someone who respects his work ethic and need to help others right? The huge cock is just a bonus when you think about it.
You know itâs going to be a hell of a month after tonight, but for the most part, you think that studying with Jay may have been your best college decision to date. You can learn a lot from him, and apparently... he can learn from you too. You just hope he doesnât run off and use that knowledge on other girls once he realizes heâs definitely got the ability to break hearts.Â
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lando norris x dcc!reader summary: the internet is curious as to why lando suddenly has an interest in american football, specifically with the dallas cowboys masterlist
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f1gossip Lando Norris and Mclaren CEO, Zak Brown at the Dallas Cowboys game today in the AT&T stadium!!
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user his ass did not wanna be theređ
user lando?? american football?? huh???
user guys it was sponsored by hilton!! pretty sure thats why they attended
user makes sense cause bro looked miserable by the second half of the game
user a strange strange sight
user mf was bored the whole game except when the cheerleaders performed LMFAO
user the video of him locking in as soon as they stepped out in the fieldđ âȘuser WHERES THE VIDEO HAHAH? âȘuser the video is all over twitter, cameraman did him dirty lmfao
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yourusername victory sundayđđ€đ
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user lesss goooo cowboys
user FAVE DCC
user in y/n we trustđ§ââïž
user wait a minute- lando what are you doing here?!?
user no cause i noticed that toođ
user obsessed with you
user patiently waiting for the lando girlies to realize he followed her immediately after tonights game
user poor lando didnt get the follow back thođđ
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yourusername first ever grand prix!!! such a delight to perform for these lovely facesâš
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user you guys made paying hundreds of dollars for a ticket worth it tbh
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user another lando like, jolene im begging you pls dont take my manđ
user its the other way around for međ© lando needs to back off my girl
user đ„
landonorris amazing performanceđ
user oh we're getting bold??? user down bad lando is my favorite lando fr user OMGGG FUTURE WAG Y/N??
user STOP is she the reason lando went to that cowboys game a few weeks ago
user going to her games and they're not even dating yet, gotta respect the game tbhđ
user sorry to break girls' hearts but there's videos of her and lando talking at the gp and he was blushing and giving her heart eyes the whole time
user literally came to her account cause of that video HAHAH
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user PASSENGER PRINCESS LANDO???
user ARE THOSE DCC BOOTS IN THE LAST SLIDE???
user it HAS to be the cheerleader he just followed cause they wear the exact same boots âȘuser her name is Y/N!! put some respect in our dcc queen's name âȘuser yes maamđ«Ą, i apologize for my ignorance as a brit
user lando in a cowboy hat?? SHOW IT TO ME NOW RACHEL
maxfewtrell man you never let me drive when youre in the car
landonorris yeah cause i dont trust u maxfewtrell YOUVE KNOWN ME LONGER THAN Y/N??this comment has been deleted
user did max just confirm it is y/n THEE DCC in the last slideđ§ââïž
user LMFAOO i know lando gave him an earful after that deleted comment user too late for him to delete, I HAVE IT PRINTED OUT! Y/N AND LANDO CONFIRMED
user streets are saying it's y/n in the last slide... we lost her guysđ
user AND WE LOST HER TO A BRITISH MANđđ
user now we wait for y/n to follow him and start soft launching too
danielricciardo glad i trusted the process
landonorris TOLD YOU user i hate when they comment inside jokes, got me feeling left out :(
user wait the way he let her drive even though hes said before he hates not being in control, meaning he already trusts herđ„č
user i love her already omg
user lando dating an american cheerleader is actually the most lando thing ever
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yourusername current side mission: turning a brit into a texan
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user bae just tag lando norris, we know it's him
user NOO I WAS HOPING IT WAS JUST RUMORSđ
user girl lando does not know who you are âȘuser i was talking about y/n âȘuser oh sorry, valid reaction tbh
user the matching pictures of her driving and him as the passenger princess on his post omg this is the most perfect soft launch i fear
user i waited for 3 and half years for her and white man did it in one weekđ©
user her soft launching as if max didnt already confirm it on landos post
yourusername shhh just pretend you didn't see that, cant have my soft launch ruined âȘuser sorry maam, whatever you say maam
user lando is so posh but she has him driving dirt bikes and going to rodeos HAHAHHA
user the way he looked just watching a football game was hilarious, i cant even imagine a rodeo
user as a european f1 fan, can someone explain why she's so loved? (IM ASKING IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE I SWEAR)
user LOL she's a cheerleader for the dallas cowboys football team which is a huge deal here! it's pretty hard to join the squad but shes a fifth year veteran (about to retire after this year) and she's known as one of the sweetest and kindest leaders on the squad!! she also met lando at a game!
user does she know she has twitter freaking out with this post?
user not that im complaining but this is the first time i see an f1 couple getting so much love HOW AND WHY??
user well y/n is quite literally america's sweetheart
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yourusername one last christmas showđ„č
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user what is dcc without y/nâčïž
user gonna miss her so bad
user still looked amazing
user okay but is she still with that nascar driver or whatever cause wowwwwwđ
landonorris yes, she is still with the FORMULA ONE DRIVER. âȘuser OMG AN OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION???
pietra.pilao be with me please?
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landonorris woah woah you didnt say you were gonna post this one??? you look too good???
yourusername what happened to not commenting on each other's post until the hard launchđ (but ty ily) landonorris i take that back. (ily more) âȘuser theyre losers but i love them your honor
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landonorris yeah nice tryđ€Ł
user landos fighting for his life in these comments HAHA
user he fr ruined y/n's soft launch cause he cant handle these commenters hitting on her omfg
user kinda scared to comment, i dont want lando coming for me
user please dont be in love with someone elseđ©please dont have somebody waiting on youđ©
landonorris she is in fact in love with someone else and does in fact have somebody waiting on her (ME) âȘuser lando is a loser bf CONFIRMED
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landonorris winter break means football games with my beautiful girl
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user finally the hard launch
user she literally is turning him into a texan GRAHHHHđŠ
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user *pretends to be shocked*
yourusername ILYYYYYYY
landonorris â€ïž
user sad about her retiring dcc but happy we'll be getting so much WAG content
user OMG i didnt even think of this âȘuser already imagining the paddock fitsđ©
user ig i have to accept shes officially taken :(
landonorris yeah. âȘuser chill bro aint nobody taking her from you
user bro saw all the thrist comments on her last post and decided to hard launch
maxfewtrell ranch in texas when??
yourusername OMG SOON PLEASE @/LANDONORRIS?? âȘlandonorris um idk about that âȘyourusername đ€š âȘlandonorris I MEANT ILL THINK ABOUT IT!! IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEAđđ«¶
user shes got him on a LEASH
danielricciardo ahh feels like yesterday that you bought tickets for the game AND the flight to have a 5 second interaction with the cute dcc
user damn lando was down bad wthđ landonorris thank you for making this public information. âȘyourusername hey at least you beat the norizz allegations! eventually...
user as an american, im allowing you to count cota as your home race for bagging this queen
user oh lando norris i underestimated your game
User he gets the y'all pass now
landonorris THANK YALLLLLL
user the americanfication of lando is not something i knew i needed, but i did. thank you miss y/n
yourusername youre welcome, he will be listening to zach bryan and dolly parton in no timeđ«Ą
notes: one thing about me is im gonna start getting lazy at the end of every smau i make. LOL. anyway i love american reader if you havent noticed already :)
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