#if they're like oh that's just the doctor they're ancient and out of touch they do risky things for the hell of it and never explain lol
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galacticlamps Ā· 2 years ago
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Something I wanted to bring up earlier in the re-watch but held onto in the hope that Iā€™d forgotten something that would eventually make it make sense is the Doctorā€™s motivations or goals in Tomb - because frankly, Iā€™m having trouble finding any.
Does he even know heā€™s landed on Telos? Is he here to see the tombs? I think itā€™s pretty clear he wants to go inside, since heā€™s the one who single-handedly makes that possible at every step of the way (no matter how ridiculous some of those steps are, frankly - nobody else in this archaeological expedition could notice the other doors, without his genius to guide them? seriously? these people arenā€™t meant to be there by accident like he is) - but he keeps warning everybody else not to go further, again for no apparent reason. Not that contradicting himself is out of character either, but now weā€™re looking for answers to two motivation questions - why does he want to do this, and why doesnā€™t he want anyone else to know? And I donā€™t really feel like the serial offers satisfying reasoning for either.
Even his fears & suspicions (in theory, things that might give us an indication of what he hopes to achieve himself in spite of them) are all over the place - when Haydonā€™s killed in the weapons testing room, the Doctor is the only one not convinced it was a real live Cyberman, and spends the whole scene defending the sensible explanation - and yet as soon as they leave the room and find out the rocketā€™s been sabotaged, the Doctor now insists to Captain Hopper (with virtually the same certainty we just saw him use to disprove the existence of an alien menace hunting them) that it may well have been a ā€˜whatā€™ instead of a ā€˜whoā€™ thatā€™s responsible for trapping them here. And later, when Kaftan closes the hatch on them in the tombs, Viner - the nervous wreck character who weā€™re inclined to dismiss as overreacting - is the one to immediately & correctly accuse the people upstairs, while the Doctorā€™s still on his vague, misdirected ā€˜it could be someone elseā€™ thing - even though seconds later, he calls everyoneā€™s attention to how unbothered Kleig is. He never seems to receive additional information in these moments when he changes his mind about what heā€™s suspecting, so it feels less like the Doctor figuring things out and making deductions, and more like lines being shoved in his mouth to lend a vague air of uncertainty and mystery to whatā€™s going on, while also carrying us to whatever needs to happen next in the ā€˜plot.ā€™
To his credit (I guess?) he is suspicious of the Obviously Suspicious characters too, right from the start - but despite later telling Jamie he needed to find out what Kleig was up to (which is the closest we get to an explanation for any of his actions at any point) absolutely nothing is accomplished by the Doctor being onto them from the start - partially because he himself keeps getting misdirected vacillating between believing there are/are not any other threats present, but also because he outwardly antagonizes them while subtly helping them - flipping the correct switches behind their backs and insulting their intelligence to their faces. Heā€™s play-acting, which is typical of him, but thereā€™s no logic to when, why, or how he chooses to do so, because rather than skate under the radar while observing the villains quietly and forming his own conclusions, he marks himself out as an enemy of theirs before they even get serious about their plan, even though heā€™s actively helping them put it in action.
Thereā€™s even an almost brilliant bit (I want to like it so much! but giving it full credit just feels undeserved) when they first climb down to the tombs and Jamie says ā€œyou obviously knew what to expectā€ to the party re: the anoraks, but he & the others wearing them arenā€™t in shot - the Doctor is, faring better than any of them in the cloak he brought with him from the Tardis and had awkwardly draped over his shoulder in his first scene outside the tomb doors. You could almost make the argument heā€™d planned getting this far, all along (and headcanon wise, you still could, if you wanted) - but thereā€™s no getting around the fact that the actual story contained in these episodes does absolutely nothing with that implication, if itā€™s meant to be there at all.
Itā€™s like a pile of Doctorish behaviors - some posturing and trickery, a bit of dazzlingly advanced scientific knowledge, a couple of clever conclusions and a few jokes sprinkled in among ominous warnings - but itā€™s all scrambled together with little regard for the picture it paints taken as a whole. And maybe I seem like Iā€™m focusing too hard on it or holding it to a standard itā€™s not meant for, and that might be true to some extent (although I tend to argue that most of these serials are better than people give them credit for, not worse) but the thing is, in Tomb, all of these actions have a spotlight shone on them - the Doctorā€™s warnings are the final ominous line in a scene, shot in closeup with a sound effect following it before we cut to a different scene - or he hits the switches that make the hatch open and everyone gives Kleig the credit, so Jamieā€™s given the line ā€œbut Doctor, you--ā€ until the Doctor hushes him, to draw the audienceā€™s attention to both the fact that the Doctor is indeed responsible for Kleigā€™s success and unwilling to have the rest of the group notice that. The script treats things like this as though they are noteworthy and goes out of its way to make sure we recognize that the Doctor knows more than he says and sometimes means the exact opposite of what he tells other people - only to do nothing with it. Part of meā€™s inclined to call this an over-use of Red Herrings, but Iā€™m not even sure the term really fits in this case? After all, that would imply thereā€™s a purposeful misdirection happening, someone in- or out-of- universe trying to trick either the audience or other characters into believing one thing before a reveal of the opposite. But these elements are so inconsistent, they really donā€™t convince us of anything in particular, they just get us from point A to point B and from point B to point C & seem to hope we donā€™t notice whether the trip from A to C makes sense taken all together. And I think that much can be said of a lot of the serial, honestly, but with the Doctorā€™s actions specifically itā€™s not just the narrative/framing device thatā€™s strange, but his in-universe actions as well, making the lack of a clear motivation - some goal that he might, theoretically wish to use Red Herrings to obscure - even more frustrating. In this case itā€™s not just a matter of how the storyā€™s told, itā€™s actually what heā€™s doing and saying to these people, and itā€™s useless.
I canā€™t say the Doctorā€™s the only character the script does this to, but I definitely think heā€™s the one itā€™s the biggest problem for. Not only is he the main character, the one the audience knows the best & is used to understanding the goals of the best, this is also a terrible point in the series at which to run into this problem with him. Say what you want about Two, but heā€™s not made out to be as mysterious & inherently suspicious as a lot of later Doctors are, and without retconning that element of the Doctorā€™s personality and backdating it completely here, thereā€™s no explanation available to a fan watching this in the 60s as to why heā€™s doing what heā€™s doing. And coming right after Evil (of all things!) where the audience always knew what he was trying to accomplish even when the other characters in the serial couldnā€™t be sure about trusting him, his motivations feel especially weak in Tomb, and they just donā€™t hold up to the same level of scrutiny or analysis they usually do. Twoā€™s certainly capable of causing chaos, double crossing, manipulating people into doing one thing by ostensibly attempting to get them to do another - but here it just feels like replicating those behaviors directionlessly.
Of course, once the Cybermen show up and become the main threat, this issue pretty much disappears, since it becomes clear he wishes to stop them (no matter how many foolish mistakes are made along the way) - but they donā€™t finish defrosting until the end of Episode 2, and in a 4-part serial, having the Doctorā€™s actions be so confused for half of it is a pretty big barrier to enjoying it, especially since that confusion isnā€™t really part of or acknowledged by the plot.
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theoryofthemultiverse Ā· 6 months ago
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hehe its okay I understand:D thank you for the stuff u put out though they're really good
And because of that, Iā€™ll gladly continue to make more stuff :>
Always makes me happy when I see all the likes in the morning, you guys help me start my day!
Hoyoā€˜s Doctors Love Languages ā™„ļø
Synopsis: Whatā€™s likely to be their love language?
Characters: Baizhu, Dr.Ratio, Il Dottore
A.N: I hope we can fundamentally agree that the Bordeaux heart in the title is one of the prettiest. Also keep in mind that these are just assumptions what I have on them, and what they are more likely to have than the other love languages :)!
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Baizhu šŸ
Quality time and acts of service
Loveable man spends long hours in the pharmacy every day, sees patients tends to their problems, looks for function of certain limbs so I believe he gets a lot of general human contact through his job. So therefore I feel like he would still enjoy cuddling for sure, but it would be his priority.
Same goes for giving gifts and words of affirmation. He surely likes giving you gifts and telling you how good youā€™re doing at something, but to him personally, there are just things he values so much more!
Like when the two of you spend the evening or morning together simply talking while drinking tea. Or if you decide to join him for meditation before the pharmacy opens up in the morning. If you listen to him telling you about some patients he encountered today, it all adds to his liking for quality time with you.
And if you connect it with little acts of service, like helping him sort herbs, or bringing him something he needs while in an examination with a patient, he will be in love.
Dr. Ratio šŸŽ“
Physical Touch and Quality time
I honestly wished he could give words of affirmation but I feel like he is bad at it. (Please teach him a few vocabularies on that part) Because it might be a little too obvious, but even though youā€™re not his student, he still has a hard time finding things affirm them with. So all in all, a rare occurrence to hear very affirming words from him, but at least you can be sure youā€™re one of the only ones that ever got them then :,)
When it comes to gifts and acts of service I can see him liking it to some point. He sees meaning in a gift that comes from you if you put your thoughts and heart into it. As well as he likes you doing some acts of service for him, but acts of service are likely able to go into the ā€šcould you solve that equation for meā€˜ which he would know is something he canā€™t ask, so he is good about it.
But physical affection and quality time? Oh lord.
It might just be my thinking, but I believe this man is touch deprived. (I mean the only touch he really gets is the book and the chalk- which definitely donā€™t do the job) So when you offer to cuddle him or take a bath with him, he is over the moon.
And if you connect that with quality time as well then you even manage 2 things in one go! Cuddling while talking, listening to each other, or simply staying silent while reading a book. It really helps him recharge with you by his side.
Il DottorešŸ§Ŗ
Gift giving and Acts of service
Wouldnā€™t find much use for physical touch and words of affirmation. If you want to cuddle and get a little bit of affirmative words heā€™s not going to deny your wish but itā€™s visibly hard for him to come up with something to say that is not making you feel worse, so personally i advise against that :,)
When it comes to quality time though he is unsure, because if you come into his lab and ask him about everything he is doing and what this and that machine does he canā€™t help but enjoy that time spent with you and proudly show you everything around the room.
But thatā€™s still nothing against gift giving and acts of service. Letā€™s say youā€™re out and about and suddenly stumble upon an ancient relic in one of Sumerus markets. You take it back to him and heā€™s going to be all over it and love you for bringing (gifting) it to him. Basically like you brought a new toy he can tinker on home with you which also connects to acts of service.
Letā€™s say you know your way around his lab and the way he likes to work, so when he is gone somewhere to maybe conduct an experiment, you already put out a few papers and a pen to spare him of the action upon his return, and while it may be just a small action, he really greatly appreciates you for it.
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cyberrose2001 Ā· 1 year ago
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Hello! May I request a TFP Ratchet x Gn! reader, scenario.
maybe Reader is always kinda just butting heads with Ratchet when it comes to the kids, care and health cause Rewder is a nurse.
TFP Ratchet x Nurse!GN!Reader
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Being a nurse myself, I wrote a little bit of this from my own experience, so that's kinda fun :)
Here a lil oneshot for you anon, I hope you enjoy!
Warnings: SFW, Medical talk/terminology/tools (aka sharp object)
Word count: 781
You're exhausted. The pounding headache radiates to your sore feet as you shuffle into the Autobot base. You probably look like shit, and there's a good reason. You've come into contact with too many bodily fluids of different kinds today, and you sorely need a decontamination shower. Not to mention the number of times you've had to re-insert IV lines in a very, very confused elderly woman. You had given up the fight and called her doctor to tell him that you were not willing to get sucker punched in the guts again. Days like today make you question your career choice.
But as sucky as it is, it's also rewarding. Your knowledge and expertise have often helped the kids when they're injured, sick or straight-up infected by the blood of an ancient god of chaos inhabiting the very planet your sore legs are walking upon.
Yeah, other healthcare professionals could learn a thing or two from you.
Speaking of other 'healthcare professionals', Ratchet has been getting on your nerves more than usual lately. Ever since Raf almost died at the hands of dark energon, he insists that he helps with the health and wellbeing of the kids, despite knowing next to nothing about the anatomy and homeostasis of humans other than the fact that "If they get underfoot, they will goā€¦ squish." in his words. So, in his minimal spare time, he researched different diseases and injuries common among humans and the treatments for each. And while you appreciated his dedication to better his understanding of humans, he was becoming a hypochondriac in the process.
Like right now. You had walked in on Ratchet, giving Jack a complete head-to-toe assessment. The poor kid was lying face down on one of the human-sized gurneys while Ratchet poked and prodded at his back, and oh my god, is that a scalpel.
"Ratchet!" You call out, running over to the gurney as fast as your tired legs can manage, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Nurse Y/n, you're just in time!" Ratchet exclaims, "I have detected a malignant mass of cells on the left periscapular region of Jack's skin and require your assistance in its removal."
You could not have deadpanned at him any harder, "You got all that just by looking at it? Let me see."
Ratchet steps back as your dermatitis-ridden hands touch the 'malignant mass of cells' to examine it, and you roll your eyes to find that it's not what Ratchet thinks it was.
"Ratchet, that's just a mole." You say, then you give Jack a few pats on the back, "It's alright, nothing to worry about. You're free to go."
Jack drags himself off the gurney and hastily puts his shirt back on, mouthing a silent 'thank you' as he speed walks as fast as he can away from a very stunned Ratchet, who still wields his scalpel. You look back up at him with a very unimpressed look, folding your arms.
"Are you serious?" You say, "You were just gonna slice off a mole because you thought it was malignant?"
Ratchet huffs, putting down the scalpel before throwing his servos on his hips, rolling his optics, "If you had any competence at all, you would've already examined it months ago and determined that this 'mole' is, in fact, deadly!"
"He's had that thing for years since he was born!" You growl. Your patience is wearing thin like your skin that's been abused from all the alcohol gel you used today, "June told me he's already had it looked at. You need proper reason and consent from the patient before taking a blade to the skin. Jack was clearly unwilling. Did they not teach you this stuff in 'Robot Medical Ethics 101' or whatever the hell you call it?"
"Jack is a child," Ratchet scoffs yet again, and it's taking all of your strength not to climb up his chassis and strangle his neck cabling into oblivion, "I am a physician. I had merely overridden his consent and took matters into my own servos."
You facepalm so hard that you are sure your face has condensed into a black hole from the force. Frustrated, you then rub your forehead, "Look, I know you're trying to help the kids. I can see that. But I really need to shower before my legs collapse. How about I do that and then come back to teach you the proper method of patient evaluation and consent procedures?"
Ratchet quirks an optic ridge before a small smile ever so slightly creeps onto his dermas, "As much as I dislike the thought of a human teaching me about medical procedures, I would very much appreciate the gesture."
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trashboatprince Ā· 10 months ago
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For the writing meme aziraphale crowley with "I've got your back, ok?" please?
Sounds good! :D
On with the fic!
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"Crowley!" Aziraphale shouted in distress when the addressed demon waltzed into the shop. "Oh, Crowley, I need your help!"
Crowley blinked slowly behind his shades, stopping in his task of heading for the back room. "Uh, what's the matter? Did someone touch one of your first editions with sticky fingers?"
"No, no! It's not that, it's just..." Aziraphale looked antsy, pacing in a small circle. Crowley waited patiently, knowing that it was best to let the angel gather his thoughts before speaking again.
Aziraphale stopped, let out a small breath, then turned to face him, frowning deeply. "I made a mistake."
"A mistake."
"Yes, you see, I tend to schedule things for myself, events for the month, what days some of my favorite restaurants want me to stop by for taste testing, when Maggie wants to have tea with me while we listen to her record collection, all that!"
Crowley nodded, gesturing for him to continue. "Right, well, I noticed my schedule for today at half past two is the auction. You know the one, I was telling you about it."
"The one with those books and manuscripts from the Eastern Mediterranean, yes?"
Aziraphale's pleased smile made Crowley's insides feel like melted butter on fresh bread. "Oh, you were listening! Anyway, yes, well, I had already planned to go to the auction to obtain some of the items, or at least try my hand at getting them. I've got my eyes on a certain manuscript..."
"But?"
"But I had made a huge mistake! At the exact same time, I'm meant to be dealing with new clientele on this street, and I'm the landlord of the building! I had mistaken the date, I had thought it was next month, but no, it's today, and I can't change it on that young couple. They're looking forward to opening up their bakery of... well..." A blush came over his face for a second. "It certainly fits the spirit of SoHo and its history with adult... enjoyments."
Crowley grinned. "An erotic bakery? Cute. So, what's the problem?"
"I can't cancel on them, the meeting is to be done today so they can get started with renovations for the shop as soon as possible. And the auction is only today, once the sells are done, they're done!"
The demon crossed his arms, tilting his head. "Sooooo... it's either do your job, or go and blow your money on rare goods?"
"You make it sound like a bad thing..."
"No, no, I'm just thinkin' aloud." Crowley rolled his head. "Alright, I'll help. You wanna do the auction and I do the landlord thing?"
Aziraphale's smile could rival the sun's brightness. "Y-you'd do it? Really?"
"'s no problem, angel, I've had to do the landlord thing for you a few times in the past, remember? I think I helped with setting up the lease for that one shop, that music guy, the one that likes Doctor Who. Remember? You had to do that mission in Canada."
"Ah, yes, I remember! Oh, thank you, so much!"
"Eh, don't thank me. I've got your back, okay? Like I always do, just take me to that nice wine bar later tonight in return, yeah?"
"Of course, of course." Aziraphale said, still smiling, before grabbing Crowley's hands, giving them a squeeze. "You are simply the best, Crowley, how can I ever repay you?"
Crowley made a noise with his throat that sounded like a vacuum that sucked up something it shouldn't have. He turned his head away, not wanting to look at that beautiful face. "W-wine bar! That's enough of a thanksssss! Now, go get yourself dolled up, you've got some ancient nerd stuff to purchase."
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I dunno why I picked erotic bakery, but it's SoHo, and canonically Aziraphale's shop is right next to an adult shop. Oh, and Mrs. Sandwich works there and we all know what sort of business she runs. :)
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autistic-crypt1d Ā· 4 months ago
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Season 4 SGA live blogging:
Aight so Atlantis is stranded and lost in a void between systems leaking power, here we go!
S1, S2, S3
Updates:
- man oh man is there a lot going on off the bat, Weir is down, Rodney is scrambling to figure out how to save everyone in the city, and John is now burdened with leading Atlantis
- god the guilt Rodney is having to shove aside to try and save everyone else is so bad ahhhhhhhhh
- ahhhh seeing John about to cry makes me wanna cryyyy
- the jumper coordination is so cool!!!
- and ofc, Teyla has Atlantis under control while Sheppard does what he does best
- I forgot to add this earlier, SAM
- THE SPACE JUMP
- Ronon is so sweet y'all, poor baby šŸ˜­
- seeing Rodney and Sheppard fight like that is so weird and I hate it
- not Rodney scolding Ronon like a damn dog
- GET HIS ASS ELIZABETH
- how exactly could she do the hand in the head thing while having a mostly human body? Like, how's that work with human fingies
- LET'S GO APOLLO
- ya know, the ancients really screwed any future people who discovered atlantis by not leaving the instructions on how to make a ZPM. If it does exist in the database they sure didn't make it at all easy to find considering they never do
- always knew you could do it John
- of course it's Teyla taking care of Weir's things and of course it's Ronon who comes to be with her during it šŸ˜­ I love them so much
- Reunion, oh boy
- Ronon I love you but they just tried to kill Teyla, you could acknowledge that before jumping for joy
- Sam in charge let's gooooooo
- PFFFFT the painted pineapple
- THE PICTURE OF JACK
- Rodney, I love you but please stop speaking
- Ronon, buddy, take it down a notch please
- aw man I just realized Ronon calls the expedition members his people šŸ˜­
- STOP IT RIGHT NOW, RONON IS FAMILY NOT AN ALLY, SHUT YOUR FACE
- Ronon did decorate šŸ˜­
- these wraith are going down awfully easy, I can't tell if they're faking it cuz the 3 are in on it or they just haven't fed in a while
- yessss backup your team Ronon
- EEW THE DOOR SLIME
- how tf did Rodney get in that thing
- poor Ronon man, he just cannot catch a break
- "Ronon, where are your friends?" "They're right here. Let's go home." MY HEART
- Doppelganger, ah crap
- please don't touch that John
- god damn it John
- I've never seen the shirt Teyla's wearing before! Very pretty as always
- poor Teyla
- ahhhhhh I hate Keller's nightmare dude!!!
- Ronon's nightmare being completely alone again and being hunted šŸ˜­
- Lorne, poor baby
- I have to say, they've introduced Keller as a main character really really well in my opinion
- oh Kate no šŸ˜­ (this is what inspired the heightmeyer joke btw)
- ah man John's expression, you know that he has to be feeling so damn guilty right now. He didn't kill her but touching that crystal did even if it's not his fault. Plus the fact that he knows that she died afraid of him. That has to hurt.
- Teyla hugging him after all that must have meant the world to him, he was so scared she would hate him
- of course Sheppard volunteers to be the one to go with Rodney
- god the devastation on John's face about Rodney...
- and of course Rondey runs back into danger for Sheppard!
- I wish we knew why the entity did this, like why it tormented and killed and tried to kill them. Surely by being in their mind they could tell they didn't mean to take it, also the fact that it drew him in, why?
- the team gathering together at the end is so cute
- ah Travelers, this episode is ok
- the closet scene is pretty funny tho
- Sheppard had that gun for all of 2 seconds before it ran out of ammo, but we've never once seen Ronon reload
- oh boy, Tabula Rasa. This episode is so good but also so trippy. It scared tf outta me as a kid
- the way they did the colorgrading, lighting, angles, sound track, so good and so eerie
- I can only imagine how terrifying it is forgetting like that so quickly. People like the doctors and soldiers hanging on to their duties over anything else, not even knowing why they're doing it
- I love the flashing back and forth too
- Ronon has the coolest jackets
- Ronon getting annoyed and impatient and just shooting Sheppard and typing him up will never not be funny
- poor Rodney, knowing that with Teyla gone he's going to completely forget any minute
- also hello Zane from Eureka
- it's so hard seeing Lorne like that, he's trying so hard
- come on John, stop pointing a gun at your bestie
- I love seeing Ronon take charge for once, he really is so smart and capable and awesome and I wish he got to shine more
- of course Rodney is the first person Sheppard asks about
- I'm not a fan of Rodney and Katie, but that was a cute moment
- OH BOY Missing, shit is about to get realllll
- I'm glad we get to see more of Teyla's absolute badassness in this episode even though it stresses me tf out
- poor Keller, her first introduction to off world shit and it's this
- Teyla's face when Keller is talking about summer camp šŸ˜‚
- Teyla's ability to hold it together even after being told she is the last of her people, so intense
- not the Bola Kai with a damn lolipop XD
- again with Rodney and Sheppard hanging out in their free time playing games
- Teyla is so sweet to Keller, asking her about her home while they're captured
- LET'S GO KELLER
- I also very much love that Teyla and Keller got to bond
- The Seer is pretty interesting. There's 2 rather big plotlines going on here, the replicators annihilating human worlds, and the thing with Teyla's people.
- "well, this is awkward." "Yes."
- Miller's Crossing, this episode is a good one, very stressful. I love when they visit Earth tho, especially with Ronon.
- "I looked dumb!"
- I love that they call Todd "Sheppard's wraith"
- ok I get Rodney going in like a dummy with no backup, but Baret, come on you should know better dude
- also, where tf did Jeannie's change of clothes come from, did they grab them while they were kidnapping her or something??
- it's pretty hilarious they just put Ronon in the same outfit as Sheppard
- Jeannie, that was incredibly fucked up to say
- Walter, why the hell would you stop Ronon from eating while you are talking
- watching Sheppard talk that guy into getting fed on is... rough
- This Mortal Coil is a pretty good episode. The initial issue with the gate and then all the lead up, very cool
- this show has always done a great job of subtly hinting that something is wrong until it becomes undeniable
- I kinda love when Ronon and Rodney get paired up, they're so funny together
- I really love seeing more of the good replicators, they still do bad stuff, but they have dimension ya know?
- I believe that city being destroyed was Sam's vision tho
- the 2 groups meeting remind me of that one SG-1 episode, the "comtria!" dude who duplicates them
- gotta say, Jack takes it a lot worse than John's team does
- aw man, Rodney and Zelenka talking about losing Elizabeth and Carson... this is the first time we really see Rodney be honest about his feelings to anyone but Sheppard
- AHHHH and then Rodney and Sheppard talking about her
- Be All My Sins Remember'd, oof, seeing them trying to evacuate all the planets in the replicator's path before they get hit, that's rough
- ZANE NOOOO
- PFFFFT the fucking "Colonel"s bit is hilarious
- poor Rodney never being allowed to fully explain :/
- YOU TELL HIM SAM
- Todd and Rodney are pretty funny together
- Todd looks different here for some reason
- Ridney and Zelenka always make me laugh when they work together istg. Their dynamic has changed so much since the start of the show too. They're much more comfortable around eachother now and interact on a friend level now
- PFFFFT, Ronon immediately moved away from Todd when Larin was gonna kill him
- Zelenka this is what happens when you leave Rodney alone for too long
- OOP, noooot a great moment to tell everyone you're pregnant
- awww Ronon šŸ˜­
- god Sheppard is so gay, I've never seen that man react normally to being flirted with by a woman
- pfffft Zelenka shuffling away at the awkward convo XD
- GO GET EM TEAM
- the way F.R.A.N. said "Hello" was so satisfying wtf
- the replicator blob is horrifying I love it
- I always forget how this Elizabeth survived
- Spoils of War, Todd you sneaky bastard
- Ronon is the sweetest y'all, "who says you have to keep up?", him and the rest of the team are gonna love her no matter what, but he's the first one to tell her that
- PFFFT Ronon pulling Rodney out of the room
- Lorne!!
- if this is the episode I think it is, OH BOY
- IT IS
- oh? Maybe not?
- "you touched something didn't you" "no... maybe a little"
- again with Sheppard knowing random ass very specific things about Rodney
- ah gross, the birthing facility
- why do they have the same access play like, all the queens
- Lorne is so sweet šŸ˜­
- oh boy, Quarantine
- of course the boys are hanging out again
- pfffft of course everyone's first thing is to try and call Rodney
- Teyla is so over John being skittish about her pregnancy
- oh my god Ronon and Keller are so damn awkward together
- damn it Radek, just let Sam workkkkk
- JOHN YOU'RE STRESSING ME OUT
- TEYLA YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
- you're yelling me that Chuck climbed down the tower???
- Harmony, this episode is pretty funny honestly, and I'm always a fan of John and Rodney on their own doin stupid shit
- the kid annoys tf out of me
- why are the Genii always doing this shit
- OOP
- their faces when she's talking about John like they're married is hilarious
- Outcast, I like this episode a lot, but poor John man
- Rodney requested to go with him AHHHHHH
- pffffft Ronon just showing up like, I'm coming with you, obviously
- ahhhh see this is a much better outfit for Ronon than the last one where they just duplicated what Sheppard was wearing
- not to mention the second outfit with the vest???
- the girl is a badass, gotta say
- Trio... OH WAIT
- this episode stresses me tf out
- it's kinda hilarious that it's 3 nerds stuck though. I mean like, is Sam military and a badass? Yes, but she is also first and foremost a huge nerd.
- man Sam gets like one off world mission in this show and she gets beat tf up during it, we're already at 2 of 3 big ass falls and the 3rd one is OUCHY
- Sam is such a badass, ugh I love seeing her in action again
- Rodney, Rodney please shut up, PLEASE SHUT UP
- 1. Should've tied the rope off a lot shorter. 2. Should've shoveled out dirt as you went
- Rodney really comes in clutch during the escape
- look, Rodney and Keller are cute, I will admit that, but him and Sheppard are still my favorite
- midway is such a good episode oh my god
- yay Teyla is back!!! I missed her
- TEAL'C, LET'S GOOOOO
- "I must admit, I am partial to the tator tots" PFFFFFT
- god I've missed Teal'c
- them fighting is so damn good
- *drops sticks, immediately starts first fighting*
- UGH, KAVANAGH
- I forgot how small the room is, especially once you put two big ass dudes like Ronon and Teal'c in it
- now see, why tf would they not install and iris on the midway station gates just in case
- man SGA is a lil lazy with their wraith casting, we've seen this same dude play like 3 different wraith that all look identical but can't possibly be the same because we see them die. And the same woman plays pretty much every single female wraith.
- like we just saw this wraith dude die in the cloning facility episode. Technically I guess it could be that he's a clone but to my knowledge, they only cloned soldiers not the other ones
- also, couldn't have locked down the control room a lil quicker? Like idk, THE DOORS
- PFFFT the little smack Sheppard gives Rodney
- the alien boys and their funky alien energy weapons
- KAVANAGH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
- I hate him but his hair is nice rn, finally got rid of the weird ponytail
- god it breaks my heart seeing McKay's expression when he thinks Sheppard is dead
- YOU TELL HIM RONON
- Rodney's face when he finds Sheppard šŸ˜­
- THE PIPE SWING
- INDEED
- poor Teal'c man, he's been through the ringer again and again and now getting fed on by a wraith???
- oop, there goes midway
- the IOA meeting lighting is so weird and creepy I hate it
- how'd they open the jumped from the outside?
- PFFFT Ronon waking Sheppard is so cute, I love them so much
- also, where did they pee during the time stuck in the jumper cuz... they were in there for at least 2 days
- The Kindred pt 1, yesssss a Teyla focused episode!!! I missed her
- Hoffan virus comes back once again
- poor Lorne like, uhhhh Teyla, whatchya doin with that knife
- Lorne has such a sweetie pie vibe, like, look at that face!!
- ah crap, Michael is back again
- Lorne came back looking like a dog that got caught getting into the trash, pure shame face
- woah I forgot Michael figured out how to stop needing to feed. See now why can't they just be friends now, if they don't need to feed on humans they can be buddiessss
- OH SHIT IT'S THIS EPISODE TOO
- ouch ouch ouch, Rodney's face seeing Carson again šŸ˜­
- part 2, boy howdy there's a lot going on this episode
- Ronon and Sheppard's tactical roll over the counter plus Rodney literally pushing Carson out if the way is hilarious
- Poor Keller man, it's gotta be hard having to save the life of the guy who not only tried to kill you and your friend, but also alerted Michael to the location of the Athosians
- ahhhhhh I hate her being in the table dude it's so creepy!!! Michael stop being creepy to Teyla!!!
- the mix of joy and fear Teyla showed when Michael showed her the ultrasound is so sad
- why tf is that extra just standing in the background staring like that wtf
- did he have brown hair when we last saw him? I could've sworn it was white. Like I get that he's been messing with the mix of wraith and human dna but still
- Rodney is so protective of Carson it's so wholesome šŸ˜­ his first instinct when gun fire starts is to protect him
- aw man, Teyla now on top of all that having to come to grips with Carson being alive again, OOF
- last episode of the season and boy is it a dosey! The Last Man.
- the idea of being alone in Atlantis is HORRIFYING
- this episode is so sad y'all
- Todd!!
- Ronon šŸ˜­
- THE CLIFF HANGER IS ILLEGAL
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the-cat-chat Ā· 9 months ago
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Pet Sematary (1989)
After tragedy strikes, a grieving father discovers an ancient burial ground behind his home with the power to raise the dead.
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JayBell: What's the message of this movie? Watch. Your. Kids. I get being a parent is hard and they're wriggly and you can't keep your eyes on them all the time. But seriously? This kid is running off like he's escaping prison and the dogs are on his tail. I know it's sad and a tragedy, but that moment that the dad trips and falls right before the road while the kid is happily running into the road made me laugh.
Let's talk about the road and the trucks real quick. Was the road cursed or something and I missed it? Cause these huge trucks are going 100 mph down this residential road and when anything goes in front of them they just run it down. Cat? Little boy? Who cares, run it over, no stopping! They even honk their horn but refuse to put on the brakes or swerve. It almost feels like the truck drivers are bewitched.
And what's with the lady with the stomach pain? She kills herself because she's in so much pain, despite living next to a doctor who was willing to see her? Make it make sense. And her death has no impact on the plot, so why is it in the movie?
Okay all this makes it seem like I don't like the movie, but I do. Mostly. The story is unique (although predictable), a bit creepy (although it becomes more silly at times), and also sad in a powerful way. It just has a lot of plot holes. For example, if the old man has such a bad experience with this power of raising the dead, why is he so gung ho about showing his new neighbor how to do it?
In the end, I have mixed feelings about this Stephen King adaptation. But I had a good time, even if the cat didn't have as big of a part as I wanted it to.
Rating: 5.5/10 cats šŸˆ
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Anzie: I honestly thought this movie was all about demon cats and stuff but I was soo wrong. And I had honestly no clue. So when I found out it was really about a demon zombie baby, I got insane whiplash. First off- I could tell just by the seen where the family pulls up- theyā€™re idiots. Thatā€™s the vibe. And the neighbor. Just sayin. Weeeiiiird. And to mention the path??? And just say oh that- later after youā€™ve moved in and your soul is claimed by Satan Iā€™ll tell you then. And then he does - with the kids in tow??? Speaking of kids the girl is a total annoying brat and the other one they donā€™t watch AT ALL. Annyyyways like I said I thought the cat was gonna be it so when the big dealio happens I was shocked. And I know I canā€™t fathom the grief- but uhhh you already have a zombie Satan cat- now you want a zombie baby?? Okkk. And just to touch on the zombie thingā€”ā€” heā€™s been warned the ground was sour?? Which weird way of saying itā€™s zombie making dirt but whatever. And he already had the cat??? But anyway- I was kinda confused bc is it only the special dirt way up on the rocks or the one first at the path but honestly whatever. Nowwww zombie baby time. This is so terrifying, hilarious, and sad. My ankles are seizing up as I type bc Iā€™m traumatized- his little creepy voice and laugh is soo insane and funny. And his little suit and shoes. Anyway the ends so sad when the dad has to pull a monkey shines on the kid. But doesss he learn no. And I guess like Jaybell said about him being arguably one of the hotter Stephen King characters, even tho heā€™s a doctor- all his common sense got traded for his dreamboat status. (I know that doesnā€™t really work in book/casting but in my brain thatā€™s what I filing this under bc he canā€™t be that dumb, right?) to do it not once- not twice- but threeeeeee times. Anyway the ghost of the one guy in is short shorts is insane - itā€™s all insane. Not as many demon animals as expected, but still pretty solid, and maybe thatā€™s a good thing( bcccc I could not handle that rat (Ben is that you). Ok Iā€™ve officially lost it.
Rating: 5/10 Demon Cats šŸˆā€ā¬›
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5 headcannons for au where Izuku's quirk is he can control ants!
Hmm alright
1- izuku is very excited to get his quirk, on a picnic with his mom, when he saw a line of ants heading towards their food, and said "No, bad ants, turn around!" The ants actually did it, to his delight (he thanked them) and he showed his mother. A visit to the doctor and a few tests to see if he can control insects in general or just that species of ants or what.
2- Kacchan is not impressed by the quirk, what kind of hero only had little annoying bugs for fans, and Izuku cries and declares he'll be a hero anyway. He tries to even use his quirk to stop bullying, but after a lot of ants die via explosion after biting Kacchan's ankles, he doesn't because he doesn't want any more to get hurt because of him.
3- instead, he thinks about being a rescue hero, a lot of ants can carry some weight, and I mean lots. "Ants help a woman sort grains" trope is ancient, and also only the start of izukus training. By the time he hits middle school, he's at the junkyard on Dagobah Beach using the trash to practice.
4- he passes the UA entrance exam with about two hills of ants he smuggled in himself under his clothes, and another six that were on campus. Present Mic nearly passed out.
5- jumping ahead a bit but I feel like he could order his ant friends to follow Chisaki after his Eri encounter, and when Sir is like "we don't know where exactly in the compound things are" Izuku's like "oh Chisaki will be at the center of the swarms of ants that have been going in one by one and following him, you've probably seen them all over the side walk" and yeah Chisaki hates them because ew gross and also bites but mostly because they're just too small for him to effectively overhaul them, he just has to keep touching the ground itself it to and move it to shoe them away or crush them, but he's losing a war of numbers here.
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Cybermen? Really? (Part Four)
A/N: I have very mixed feelings over this chapter, I like it but I also don't, but I do and don't. Its very confusing up in my head right now, best for me to not explain my thought process right now. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter! I'll probably have something different for tomorrow but the continuation of this should be out on Wednesday, maybe tomorrow. All depends on how much I like it. Also today's gif has absolutely nothing to do with the story, I just love it.
Theme: angst? ish?
Setting: The Doctor searches for Y/N after their capture, only to realize how much danger Y/N is in.
POV: The Doctor
Pairings: Tenth Doctor x Gn!Reader
Warnings: swearing, mentions of like iv things that i made up??
Words: 1,227
Tags: @bittersnowflake @dontbelasagnedw {couldn't tag you :( } (tag list open!)
Part (One) (Two) (Three) (Five) (Six) (Seven)
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"Y/N!" Every time I call out their name, all I get in response is silence. I've searched everywhere in between the cell and the light at the end of the hall. There's not a single sign of their existence and it's terrifying. I should've held their hand tighter, kept them close by me. I should've kept my promise.
What if they're dead? What if they were taken prisoner again? What if they're being tortured?
"Y/N!" I keep on calling for them, hoping they just got a little lost. But when I hear nothing yet again, I make a run for it towards the light. "Y/N!" Silence.
Or..not? The slamming of metal against stone rings in my ear drums, causing me to run faster and closer to the light. When I hit the end of the hall, the light is at it's brightest. The cybermen behind me mustn't have heard me--or maybe they gave up on me? Didn't care to catch the old Time Lord. I reach my hand forward into the light, examining it closer. The thing is, it never looked like just a bright light to me. I pull my hand back, inspecting what is left on it, particles. Energy particles! Time Lord energy particles! That's what it is! To humans, its beautiful, something to admire. Something they see as alien, but attractive to the eye. So, they used their excess amount to attract Y/N into a trap! They trapped them. Oh, fuck.
I bolt through the cloud of golden energy, nearly running into a wall in the process. I catch myself on the wall, and then turn around and spot a chair facing the opposite direction. Its sat in the middle of the room, nothing else but an IV pole surrounding it. I look to my left and notice how the energy is stationary, only in the doorway I entered from. They were somehow able to contain the energy to only the door frame, they used just enough of what they had to lure Y/N in, but still enough to use for power. How they contained it, I don't know.
"Y/N!" I run around to the other side of the chair, checking to see if they left them here.They did.
They're devoid of all color, looking as if they were in a black and white film. I kneel down in front of them, "Y/N, are you there?" They tilt their head.
"Who are you?" They speak out, their voice gravelly and deep. Almost unrecognizable. Their eyes are shut closed and their hands are restrained. Two patches with small tubes coming out of them, placed on their temples. A golden substance--well the energy, seems to be transferred through this method. Energy Transmitters. Ancient method but not surprised it's in use.
"What happened to you?" I mutter, my hand reaching out to touch their cheek. Their eyes shoot open, golden light oozing from their pupils, staring straight through me.
"I am the light." I waste no time in sonicing their restraints and taking off the connectors at their temple. They keep repeating themselves, I am the light. What do they mean?
When I peel off the energy transmitters, and throw them aside, the golden light in Y/N's eyes dulls a bit, just enough to where I can see their true eye color again. I gently place my hand on their cheek, their eyes shutting closed tightly, as if any light will hurt them.
"Who are you?" They ask, their voice slowly going back to normal, less alien to me, and closer to their warm and soft tone they use all the time.
"No time for that," I stand up, taking their hand in mine as they follow my movement. Their eyes shoot open again, only small lines of energy particles remain, seeping from their eyes like smoke. "Time to run." I grasp their hand as we bolt out of the room, down another dark and winding hall. They follow quicker than usual, anticipating corners and stops better than even I can. We continue running, trying to find an exit until we turn a corner and come face to face with a Cyberman.
Shit.
I tighten my grasp on their hand, turning the other way and making a run for it--again. Turning left and then right, running into a stone wall a couple of times, Y/N asking me who I am a few times as well, and then we finally hit a flight of stairs---which will hopefully bring us back to the surface.
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"You're up!" I exclaim, running over to where Y/N is sat. I managed to get us both out of there and hidden into the Tardis before more chaos followed. I wanted to figure out what the hell the Cybermen did to them. They obviously injected Y/N with energy, what I assumed was Time Lord energy they could've farmed during one of my regenerations and kept it hidden. But why fill Y/N with this stuff? What good will that do them?
They groan, sitting up with their eyes shut closed. The color in their face is back and they look livelier than ever. "Hey, Ten." I look over to them from where I stand at the console. I smile and run over to them.
"You remember me," I kneel down in front of them, smiling ear to ear. They remember me. Finally.
"Yeah, why wouldn't I?" They shoot a me a small smile, turning their head in curiosity.
"Long story," I pause and let out a sigh, resting my hands on their arms, "How are you feeling?"
"Like a 50 ton truck hit me." They laugh shaking their head. They place their hands on their lap and stare down at me, their eyebrows knitting together. In concern? Confusion? I'll never know. "Where was I?"
"Do you want the long or the short explanation?" I ask, moving to stand up and then putting my hand out for them to grasp, they do so, bringing themselves to stand in front of me.
"All necessary details, please."
"Okay, well- To start, a group of Cybermen took us captive, because I maaaay have gotten the coordinates wrong-"
They cut me off as they cross their arms and let their expression relax, "Nothing new there."
"We got out, ran a bit, you got taken again, hooked up to some sort of-- Energy Transmitter, most likely tranferring Time Lord energy to your body in order to boost the previous levels of Altron energy already residing in your mind. Simple way to artificially create more of the kind of energy they need." I finish my rambling, pulling them into a hug. At least they remember me.
"Obviously, you got me back." I can hear them smile against me as they wrap their arms around my middle.
"I did, and I thank the stars for that." I pull back, still gripping gently on their shoulders, "What do you remember?"
"Nothing." Whispering, they shake their head.
"Nothing?"
"Well I remember you telling me we were going to St Albans for the afternoon, but nothing after that. The rest is blank." They shrug, walking away from me and over to the console. They mess around with some knobs here and there, truly just admiring it.
What the hell did they do to you?
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Justice League: Snyder Cut
(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DONā€™T CARE FOR IT.)
Oh, the time has come my friends! Now, I originally did a review on Batman V.S. Superman and I didnā€™t care for it, so I deleted it. But before I start, I would like yā€™all to read this statement made by @verified-villain-fxckerĀ - You can click HERE to read it. As I stated in my repost, I couldnā€™t have said it better. May Autumn Snyder continue to rest in peace. Letā€™s get started!
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Itā€™s been so long since Iā€™ve made a post I canā€™t even remember how I do this LOL.
CLARK is outta there to say the least...
WONDER WOMAN and LOIS look flabbergasted, as they should... BRUCE as well.
Talk about a shock-wave screamĀ 
All jokes aside, the hate that LEX has towards SUPERMAN is just to much energy to be giving to another person..
THESE BITCHIES ARE READY
why are they letting a minority approach the fucking the cube?!?!
*insert travel montage scene here*
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Part 1 -Ā ā€œDonā€™t count on it, Batman.ā€
BRUCE knows damn well heā€™s talking to AQUAMAN. Letā€™s move this shit along lol
ā€œOh Gotham? Howā€™s that shit hole?ā€ - AQUAMAN
Ik these bitchies arenā€™t singing rofl
Iā€™d sniff anything wore by Jason Momoa too.
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ā€œMaybe a man who broods in a cave isnā€™t cut out to be a recruiter.ā€ - ALFRED
TALK YO SHIT ALFRED!!!!
AMY ADAMS can literally take my heart, step on it, throw it in a river and I still wouldnā€™t be mad.Ā 
Here comes the lovely WONDER WOMAN!
broooo her hands were moving like Donnie Yen in Ip Man!
Fucked that entire ceiling up
Ofc the one who tried to touch it would make the stupid statement.Ā 
STEPPENWOLF is really wildinā€™ out
Donā€™t look back! I hate it when they look back!!
These are some strong as women!
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā PART 2 -Ā ā€œThe Age of Heroesā€
ā€œItā€™s toxic, thatā€™s good.ā€ - STEPPENWOLF
I can only imagine that this is how toxic people think.Ā 
this dude really just threw that lil demon fella like it was nothinā€™ lmao
You know you're working at a job for too long when you say this is the first time in a while that they're going home early smdh
Now that shit was pretty lit....
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SILAS thinkinā€™ shit I better check on my son.Ā 
ā€œYou know a lot about monsters, donā€™t you? Especially how to make them.ā€ - CYBORG
If that isnā€™t teen angst, then I donā€™t know wtf is lmao
Seeing Gal in this tomb makes me want to re-watch Wonder Woman 1 all over again!
DARKSEIDĀ olā€™ trifflinā€™ ass
plopped him down like he was dirty laundry
God bless Willem Dafoe, this man is a fuckinā€™ legend!
ā€œThis world is divided. Theyā€™re a primitive species. Unevolved and at war with one another. Too separate to be one.ā€ - STEPPENWOLF
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DeSaad kinda looks like Doctor Doom in the Fantasic Four reboot lmao
GREEN LATERNS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!
we really need a Green Lantern Corps moving...
ZEUS + ARES = A Dynamic Duo When They Arenā€™t Being Dicks To Each Other
You know I feel bad for man because all they did was bury that shit in the ground rofl
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Part 3 -Ā ā€œBeloved Mother, Beloved Sonā€
BARRY + IRIS = Love at First SightĀ 
The burger canā€™t be that good like damn.Ā 
Bro the detail on his fucking shoes and the glass!!
ROFL PLEASE TELL ME HE TOOK THE HOTDOG FOR HIS DOG!?!?Ā 
damn did the car really need to explode...
lol BARRY must really need the job lol
... I wouldā€™ve just played dead after he threw me against that rock...
Man of Steel probably has one of the best soundtracks not just for a superhero movie but just in general
Americans love their football!
I have this love-hate relationship with CYBORG being in the JL and not with the TITANS you know since heā€™s a kid, but heā€™s a college student in this one.Ā 
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Thank God DIANA spoke with VICTOR instead of BRUCEĀ because I honestly donā€™t think he wouldā€™ve gotten him on board.
Everyone can literally zigzag zoom across this planet at undeniable speed except for BATMAN lol
Come on, VIC, help the lady out.
You know honestly, BARRY has a pretty cool pad for someone who's trying to get by paying for a Criminal Justice Degree.Ā 
ā€œA very attractive Jewish boy. Who drinks milk, I donā€™t drink milk.ā€ - BARRY
ā€œFuck the World.ā€ - CYBORG
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dang Ik DIANA has every right to grieve over STEVE, but damn that man has her whipped!
ā€œYouā€™re looking at the hottest thing on Earth. The exact same thing I said to my prom date. She dumped me anyway.ā€ - RYAN CHOI
Why does MERA have an accent in this but not in AQUAMAN?? (ik the answer)
DAAAYYUUUMMMN MERA TURNED INTO A WHOLE BLOOD BENDER!
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā PART 4 -Ā ā€œChange Machineā€
CYBORG just glided over silently
STEPPENWOLF + WONDER WOMAN = EPIC FIGHT SCENE
Seeing BARRY move like that to stop the debris and to ping DIANAā€™S sword really is amazing..
But he should not be screaming like that LOL
How do you not remember the planet thatā€™s habitants almost killed you?? Because if that was me, I wouldnā€™t have forgotten that shit at all!
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Ā Would've held a big ass grudge until I could go back.Ā 
ā€œI know weā€™re all thinking the same thing right now. Whoā€™s gonna say it? Iā€™m not gonna say it.ā€ - BARRY
WOOOAAHHH Jā€™ONN JONES?! (forgot about that)
Ā ā€œThere are six, not five. There is no us without him.ā€ - BRUCE
Damn, no faith at allĀ 
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā PART 5 -Ā ā€œALL The Kingā€™s Horsesā€
ICONIC DIALOGUE
BARRY -Ā ā€œWonder Woman. What do you think, man? You think sheā€™d go for a younger guy?ā€
VICTOR -Ā ā€œSheā€™s 5,000 years old, Barry. Every guy is a younger guy.ā€
I wouldā€™ve kept swippinā€™ that ID like a cashier at Wal-Mart swippinā€™ a debit card.
They're movinā€™ a little too slow for me. Ik theyā€™ve never been on the ship before, but I wouldā€™ve been zoominā€™ through that entire ship just to hurry and get the job done.Ā 
NOT THE PREGNANCY TEST
Damn, they couldnā€™t have at least picked up the photo??
The foreshadowing was spectacular! It will always amaze me.Ā 
Iā€™m sure Allstate will cover that personā€™s car...
Just when LOIS was about to move on.Ā 
CLARK grabbed DIANA like miss me with that Rafiki shit.
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I wouldā€™ve come back to my senses too after looking at Amy Adams.Ā 
AQUAMAN + THE FLASH = A CONUNDRUM
DR. SILAS takinā€™ one for the team
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  PART 6 -Ā ā€œSomething Darkerā€
As crazy as radiation is, itā€™s quite an amazing spectacle.
I wish this Justice League movie couldā€™ve held off until we got some other heroes such as the Green Lanterns, Hawkgirl, and many others.Ā 
Our generation was truly blessed to have an incredible actor asĀ SUPERMAN, and we are not putting him to use!
JONATHAN sounds like President Biden lol
Alright, team?! Break!
AQUAMAN is totally enjoying this fight. He rode that Parademon like a surfboard.
AQUAMAN + CYBORG + FLASH = *THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN*
I swear every scene that WONDER WOMAN enters into does not fail to include theĀ ā€œAncient Lamentation Musicā€.Ā 
VICTOR hurry up and sayĀ ā€œoneā€ god damnnit!!
SUPERMAN COLD!!!!
Somebody needs to put this fight on WorldStar
BARRY = HEā€™S A RUNNA HEā€™S A TRACK STAHHHHARRR!!!
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THAT WAS FUCKING IMMACULATE
The UnityĀ  = The Three Bitchies
I bet DARKSEID will remember that shit now
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  EPILOGUE - ā€œA Father Twice Overā€
VICTOR = A Final Requiem
LOL VULKO and MERA look stressed tf out!
ā€œUh, I have too much to live for. And more important things to do.ā€ - LEX
A cocky motherfucker LMAO
Alright, weā€™re back in this type of dream sequence.Ā 
ā€œWho have you ever loved?ā€ - MERA
Uh, bitch his parents, Robin tf?!
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Thank you, JOKER, for stating the facts for Ms. Fish-stick
Ā Oh shit, they let LOIS die, goddamn it!
HARLEYā€™S DEAD TOO?!?!?!
BRUCE LOOK SICK AF!!!
Well, the dream is over once again...
I just donā€™t see how people can live with all those fuckinā€™ windows.Ā 
ā€œOh, and some have called me The Martian Manhunter.ā€ - Jā€™ONN
Alright...
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Yes, the movie was long but what needed to be expressed was. As we already the Snyder Cut wasnā€™t supposed to be seen because a father simply wanted to grieve the death of his child. Iā€™ll once again reiterate what @verified-villain-fxcker you don't have to like the film but at least give it the benefit of the doubt from its predecessor. For me, I did enjoy watching his version, but letā€™s be honest what he who shall not be named did was just fucked up.Ā 
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