#if that's your vibe

[thehigh-waytohell]

The very late revision to TTTYG Chapter 9: Early Sunsets of Monrovia (famous for being the only song title I changed as a funny little pun)

Patch notes:

Made Pete's misogynistic train of thought more coherent (though not really any less sexist)

decreased amount of "sighed" dialogue tags by 80%

decreased alcoholism refs that were super irrelevant to the plot

removed multiple uses of "it's" instead of "its" as a possessive

removed a lot of little fidgety movements that did not deserve sentence space

Mikey no longer uses instalove to come down from his little exorcism

added paragraph breaks to increase general readability

[doccywhomst]

[free-piza]

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

[kerrste]

I can’t beleive they just walked around like this for the whole movie

[aggressionbread]

i love products that make up words that sound like they could've come from tumblr

[baihujun]

A Tim for @mlim8

[sga-owns-my-soul]

reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head

[dizzybizz]

he's wasting perfectly good coffee 🙄

[collgeruledzebra]

the thing about trying to recommend fiction podcasts to someone who isn't familiar with them is that not only are so so many genres represented but also the level of production can fall anywhere from "basically an audiobook" to "major motion picture minus the pictures"

[wolfythewitch]

Simon Fairchild

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike and FNAF into the pit Jeff are the same guy…

[bluegiragi]

brief.

early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost

[sasswonfp]

CHICAGOAN HATSUNE MIKU. Specifically the winter version <3. (alt text provided! :3)

[prokopetz]

Concept: RPG party member whose sexual orientation and aesthetic preferences dynamically respond to the player's character creation choices specifically to make them not attracted to you. Like, not just gender-wise: did you make your character buff? They like 'em skinny. Made yourself skinny? Now they like 'em buff. Just maximally contrary along every conceivable axis of attraction. This even affects how they relate to other NPCs in your party, to the extent that if you're trying to play matchmaker, the optimal strategy is to make your character as dissimilar as possible to whomever want to pair them up with.

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.