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Bix Caleen isn’t a soldier, but she is a fighter. I’ve seen some people try and justify Bix’s storyline this season, in particular her continued lack of participation and being constantly sidelined, by saying that she’s not a soldier so why would she be involved? Bix is a character who thrives on work, keeping busy, doing something—anything with her hands, because when things get slow or quiet, she starts to lose her mind. Bix cannot stay idle. She has explicitly stated this in the show, yet the show forced her to be idle. Unless of course she’s taking care of Cassian, then she’s a nursemaid who fawns over her husband when she’s not waiting around for him to come home. Never mind the fact that she’s a very skilled and intelligent mechanic, which would be extremely valuable to the Rebellion, but we don’t see any evidence of her skills being utilized after she leaves Mina-Rau. On top of all that, she has a nearly unbreakable will. When push comes to shove, Bix locks in and has to be tortured for several days before she breaks, and she knows how to use a blaster and a hammer. She struggles with the aftermath of these things, yes, but she has always been a fighter since season 1 and is fully dedicated to the Rebellion.
So it is frustrating and deeply disappointing to see her be idle, to see her conform to a housewife role with a smile on her face, to have to remove herself completely so that she isn’t a distraction for Cassian because that’s somehow the only value she sees herself having for the Rebellion. It is also extremely out of character for the woman we met in season 1. Bix may not have been at the front lines, but the Bix I know would be up every day at dawn contributing whatever she possibly could to the cause with all the skills she has at hand and she would fight when she has to, just like she always has. I also find it hard to believe she wouldn’t want to be by her peoples’ side while they put themselves at risk to assassinate the ISB woman who literally interrogated and tortured her. Wilmon is still a kid and he has a far more active role in the Rebellion than Bix does.
Hardly any of the scenes she’s in feel at all like Bix Caleen to me. They stripped her of so much, so many core traits that make her the character she is, for the sake of a poorly written romance between two characters that really should never have gotten back together, but were force to for a reason we are never shown or told. Now all of a sudden the show that was about normal nobody people fighting tooth and nail for a better galaxy is about a flat love story with barely any real substance in between.
#Andor#andor spoilers#bix caleen#truly some people act like their love story is the new Nicholas Sparks novel and I’m like ?????#if you know anything about Bix Caleen at all and are even a little bit invested in her story#how in the hell did you watch this and think ‘oh yeah this is really good this does her character/all the trauma she’s been thru justice’#I’m going to look back at this utter waste of potential and cry about it for years to come#i did not wait three years to see Bix’s story go this way. cannot believe they did my girl this dirty.#and I swear to god if they reveal she was knocked up I am going to lose my motherfucking mind. I’m going to scream as loud as I possibly can
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Kindest reminder that aside from Sky and Wild, none of the others have even heard of the Goddess Hylia before meeting up. The goddesses they would invoke, if any, would be either Farore, Din, or Nayru.
#linked universe#it’s a minor pet peeve of mine#mostly I think by people who started the series with BotW and didn’t realize Hylia was formerly just a lake#Nintendo had a chance to introduce Hylia to the Downfall timeline and aside from an unnamed statue crumbling in a basement they didn’t#this also adds to my “Legend does NOT have beef with Hylia” headcanon#to all of them Hylia is just Sky’s girlfriend except Wild who is probably very weirded out by this whole thing#“oh your girlfriend is a goddess that’s nice” vs “wait you’re engaged to THE Hylia should I be worshipping you?!” “please don’t”#at if Hylia’s present in the Downfall timeline she’s not actively worshipped#and if she’s present in the other two I can see Wind mistaking her statue for a strange Rito#and Twilight still being the goddessless heathen that he is /j#they start a minor religious debate every time it comes up#ESPECIALLY Four who has met the three goddesses incarnate and Wind who swears he saw them when he opened the Tower of the Gods#and Legend who is 50% sure the Oracles were them and 50% sure they at least were connected#Wild saying they are saying the names of the dragons wrong#then Sky saying yes there are dragons but Wild YOU are saying them wrong#that one comic I think by ovekaart with them all being like “you mean the lake?” is on point
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Ezra must've been so deeply devastated that Penny was dead, and he absolutely would've known it was her. However I'm so unsurprised that he didn't identify her, Ezra Lamb would NEVER cooperate with any authority figure.
He probably got questioned and actively lied. And if it was the other way around you know she would've done it too. He could've found the goddamn head and he still would've gone "No, Penny was here an hour ago, it couldn't be her."
#in an alternate universe where she died and kept her memories she'd have been so proud of him gaslighting cops#instead of tbojd we'd have 4 minutes of “i swear to god if my brother helps a cop im resurrecting myself and dragging him down here with us”#Ezra “faked 37 seizures and got permanently banned from walmart” Lamb?#Ezra “misbehaved so much a nun gave him adhd meds which he then sold to buy mcdonalds” Lamb?#That Ezra Lamb? helping a cop? Intentionally?? NEVER#ezra lamb#penny lamb#legoland play#jane doe rtc#ride the cyclone#rtc
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it’s nowhere near the worst interpretation and i do understand how it could be assumed or even be compelling if you’re very interested in the lords in black but one of my biggest pet peeves is the interpretation that the lords in black are manipulating grace and deliberately driving her to where she ends up the entire play. such a big part of what makes grace work is her role as the driving force in the play, an active agent who’s actions directly lead to all the calamity and tragedy that occurs later through sheer religious guilt, desperation and neuroticism. taking even some of that autonomy away from her makes her significantly less compelling.
#she is so funny and tragic and i love her so much but i also hate her#she’s all ive been able to think about for the last week#grace chasity#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#in a similar vein i really dislike the concept that grace would have done what she does at the end at any point in the play bc she’s Evil#undeniably she is unstable and violent at times but like if you read the lyrics#‘if i break the rules i will finally know my worth’ and ‘darkness will spare my soul’ make it clear this is coming as a result of trauma#she feels trapped by her religion and is so desperate to break out of it but she also thinks that makes her evil and dirty#she hates herself and part of her hates god and she has to externalise that hate to shield herself. To redeem herself#after losing her virginity. It all makes me so sad. oh grace :(#also interesting is that some of it does come from a built up resentment from social isolation and bullying as a “nerdy prude”#and while Yeah a lot of that isolation is her own fault there is no way to express how insane having no friends in high school makes u#she wants to be normal and have friends and sex and swear and let go for once in her life. But she won’t let herself have it
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A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT
#can we all agree that getting complimented by a girl is a transcending experience#compliments from girls >>>>>>>#i swear i was physically shaking when that happened#OH MY GOD I CANT DESCIRBE HOW HAPPY I STILL AM#she called me cute... HELLO?????#LIKE WTF WHY ME??? DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING???#holy shit dude a GIRL called ME cute#im gonna go insane I GOT CALLED CUTE BY A GIRL#im never gonna forget this EVER#breathes heavily while foam appears in my mouth as i stare straight at you#SHE CALLED ME CUTE KEJGJWJGHDIWJFUEJG#what did i do to deserve this divine gift from the heavens above#SOMEONE CALLED ME CUTE AND SHES A GIRL LIKE WHAT????#did i mention i got called cute by a GIRL???#please sedate me im going insane
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honestly most of last defense academy's humor so far is. very kodaka but there's one bit in the demo that genuinely made me laugh my ass off and it's this
guards! fling that boy into the void.
#if this looks off-center or weird it's because i literally just downloaded obs and am not very familiar with video recording/editing#i will get better though. i swear this on the grave of the gods i have slain.#last defense academy#the hundred line#takumi sumino#spoiler tag#i don't think this is spoilers this happens before any actual gameplay does#but i'm putting that there anyway#i don't even know if this is actually funny or if i'm only laughing because i'm overtired#but whatever. i'm having a blast with this stupid game#i like eito :3 i hope he does not end up snapping in some way#i also like darumi. i hope she gets worse <3
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sunrise on the reaping is where headcanons go to die.
#thg#the hunger games#thg sotr#sunrise on the reaping#i think it’s actually a little concerning that this is the first thing i thought when the book was announced…#i have an entire list of victors… i have wrote a scary amount of lore abt them… i am terrifyingly attached to them#but like even the canon victors!! if beetee doesn’t win the 40th i’m jumping off the roof.#if wiress’ last name is confirmed and it’s not lisiecki suzanne and i are going to have words.#(i hc her as polish and for some reason this hc is very personal to me. she also has to win the 48th. i don’t make the rules.)#if brutus doesn’t win the 43rd! if lyme doesn't win the 46th!! if any more victors are mentioned by name i will jump out of the window!!!#suzanne don’t you test me#so yeah anyway!!!!#normal abt them.#(i am not in fact normal abt them)#(fun fact i have a pinterest board with sections for each victor. yes it does have 1500 pins. no it is not my biggest board)#so yeah i am so sorry for the rant in the tags but its my post and i do what i want <3#sotr#second quarter quell#oh yeah also the first quarter quell victor!! if their mentioned by name.. or district… or anything i swear to actual god#suzanne im outside your window. yeah i just want to talk.#for legal reasons this is a joke#it’s not important that if any of these things don’t align with my personal fanon i will probably just ignore them. that’s not important.#dayne talks
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Another reason Collins is the most relatable character in The Terror to me: "Does she love birds?" is the exact kind of stupid, nonsensical thing I will say when faced with a picture of someone's kid.
#yes i know there was supposed to be a drawing of a bird too#but honestly it made perfect sense to me before i knew that#*childless and desperately trying to appear normal* is that your daughter?#*internal panicking* oh shit fuck now what#do i say she's pretty? is that creepy? is it sexist?#i should say something that shows i respect her as a person#what are kids even into these days...birds?#does she love birds?#oh god i said that out loud#please come back i swear i'm normal#the terror#henry collins
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no more milgram its bad for my heart
#WHERES MY GIRL#MAHIRU#MAHIRU PLEASE#i swear…… amane …….#amane fuuta attacking shidou is a very real possibility#haruka isnt a surprise i didnt think thered be any hail mary there#im just so damn upset about mahiru#what do you mean she wished kotoko a happy birthday#does that girl have no heart#god.#milgram#mahiru shiina#amane momose#sakura haruka#shidou kirisaki#ramblings
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Ada Wong & Leon S. Kennedy: The History [ Resident Evil 4 (2023) ]
#crimson's gifs: resident evil#Resident Evil#RE#Resident Evil 4#RE4#Resident Evil 4 Remake#RE4R#RE4MAKE#Ada Wong#Leon S Kennedy#Leon S. Kennedy#Leon Kennedy#Leon Scott Kennedy#Aeon#AdaLeon#LeonAda#Leon x Ada#Ada Wong x Leon S. Kennedy#Pairing: Keeping Score#im ngl to you please look at all the other Aeon footage ive previously edited in its full on youtube#from the 1998 og to fucking re2 remake and tell me you don't see how out of character their interactions in 4r are#Because I swear to god ive been working with their entire history of footage for this series for the past couple DAYS and its just mental#I ranted about Leon last set but its also Ada whos undergone a crazy fucking out of character streak too#Calling Leon a dog and shit is NOT how shes treated him at ALL in any other instance#Like in the og again shes outwardly caring and concerned for him in SW and the base game. She does NOT talk about him like that#Even in their later interactions like re6 shes still outwardly worried for him#The only piece of media that comes even close to that type of characterisation would probs be Damnation and even then#The whole movie segments with them is just dark flirting while on the job and theyre both in kinda bad moods so in there it makes sense mor#In RE4 its a reuniting after 6 years on BOTH sides. I loved Ada's new seperate ways and the bond she had with Luis but they massacred#How she and Leon treated each other and it makes me mad
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I'm gonna bully Lif again
I'll admit, some of these answers don't cover all the bases, but. What are we thinking, here. What is The Truth behind The Twink Death? 🤨🎤
I will also be accepting write-in responses as usual 🫡
#fire emblem#feh#fe lif#fe alfonse#one answer i refuse to put on here just bc of how badly i think it would squeue results:#has exclusive access to bruno's workout routine#BUT I FEEL LIKE. IF I PUT THAT AS AN OPTION. EVERYONE WOULD PICK IT. I WOULD PICK IT IN A HEARTBEAT#some of my own notes: changing up the body modification option to be more vague#BUT. some thoughts were 'via surgery/magic' and specifying he sought it out himself#i just simplified it to look better on the poll. but the IDEA here. ESPP in the same vein as the insoles#i cannot remember where. but i feel like it's canon that alfonse has a degree of body dysmorphia?#or at very least has some insecurity about it. not being as tall as gustav/bruno (sir. you are allegedly 5'11.)#and not being as muscular as them either. i swear to god i'm not just making this up. it has to exist in SOME obscure line somewhere#or i just hallucinated that. but then again i found out one of my long-standing hcs actually had a basis IN canon#i just. forgor. so. anything is possible 💪💪💪 (this one was about alfonse/sharena/bruno being childhood friends)#badly wanted to make another undead joke but now i'm paranoid that i'm spreading misinfo#like i think The Lore is that lif and theasir were sole survivors. technically not rezzed. but like.... gah#i do gotta finish my book 3 replay. i promise i will. i'm SO close (has to do book 2 quotes first)#still the embalming accident option no elaboration is just too funny to me. cannot pass it up#ALSO. ALSO. the veggies/milk option. is mostly a joke but goes back to my hcs about#alfonse being scrawny as a kid up until he joins the order. actually starts to fill out more#when he feels inexplicably more secure. also sharena helping any way she can.#LIKE. ALL OF THESE ARE SILLY. but a lot of them have internal lore reasons. varying degrees of actual canonness#i also want each option to be compelling in some way. like what does this say about him#or what happened to him. just. in general.#THERE'S. KINDA NO GREATER PURPOSE TO THIS BTW. kinda.#it's just that whenever i think anything even vaguely related to book 3 i get the UNFATHOMABLY PROFOUND URGE#to stick a kick me note on lif's back and wait.#it's either that or just blackout horny. no in between. also the grief. i need to kill him again.
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I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)
I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think

#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja#she's just so fascinating to me#she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay#like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world#like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen#the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME#also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay#like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES.#like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay#like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did.#but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance#like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT#but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS#and she blushed??? be still my beating heart#kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head#AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE#percy jackson#no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way#also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense#sally jackson#percy jackson and the olympians
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am i the only one bothered by how unserious an and haruka's bfes cards seem compared to the ones we've seen so far. the style is right up my alley but they just seem like normal cards to me
Actually yeah I was hesitant to bring this up but you are 100% correct. I'm withholding my judgement so far because 1) no full card yet 2) maybe their stories justify the way it's drawn but tbh I do feel let down. Compared to how somber and down-to-earth Rui and Kanade looked this really kinda rubs me the wrong way because I was expecting something of a similar style, and there's really no actual... Somber An card except for LUTF lmao. So this was part of why I was hesitant for An bloomfes and not as excited for it as I think some people expected me to be bc I had a particular wishful image for the card and wasn't really hopeful they'd do it. Sucks to see me being proven right though.
I won't say anything definitively for all we know it might tie into the story narratively but I was expecting something completely different. I mean like, look at them.



The new cards are not necessarily bad as much as they're different. It's not even about the style as much as it's about the scope and the composition; Rui and Kanade are relatively minor characters in a world that seems to reflect their inner state, they do not look at the camera in the same obvious way Haruka and An do. Rui is not directed at the viewer at all where Kanade is but she's also looking noticeably "beyond" the screen. Kanade's bloomfes is strikingly monochrome and colourless; Rui's colors are muted and realistic but neither pastel nor exaggerated bright like Haruka and An's are. Haruka and An also do not appear to interact with the world around them in the same emotional scope as Kanade and Rui do; while they are holding or interacting with something the items appear less symbolic and more generic. It's very easy to look at Kanade and Rui's bloomfes cards and pick them apart from the rest because something about them just seems... Different. Important. Standing out. An and Haruka, I don't think that is the case so far.
While we know from colorfes the common theme of the card stories does not necessarily reflect on the cards being similar, I do think it's completely fair to say that previous OC Bloomfes cards set up a certain standard and then did not deliver. It's hard to me to say why exactly because I can't pin it on fan service in the boy/girl character way; we do, however, know that Haruka and An are among less popular characters both in JP and fandom in general, so I don't think it's completely out there to say the company just straight up put less effort in their cards because they knew nobody would care that much, which is unfortunate.
I just hope the untrained and the card stories are good lmao.
#jay rambles.txt#jay gets asks.txt#you are correct and I'm happy I'm not alone in this feeling#I'm happy they did it Haruan which is not Emuan but close enough. frens :)#and I don't love the cards but I also don't hate them so it's alright lol#I'm skeptical about An's hair though. sorry she had a Bad History with ponytails. I don't trust them#if they make it another Giant Forehead case I swear to god.#edit to add: also tbh Haruka got a worse hand dealt to her than An#with An you can at least pinpoint her style and colora and themes in the card and there's also Sunflowers#Haruka's just look pastel. and it's full of penguins#which is just a case of the media mentioning characters favourite animal once and everyone gets obsessed with it and I don't really. get it#like what does the penguin themed decor have to do with Haruka's younger years exactly? which we know were Not easy to her?#mh.
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7HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#the devil's plan#he really came out swinging after that final prison stay like 'bitch ik i'm going home tonight but i swear fealty to only one man and#that's Tino. everyone after that God save the queen'#pointed straight at So Hee. you. yes. you. you're going to the living area let Hyun Gyu and Hyun Joon duke it out for the finals#i'll actually take this upset bc as much as i love So Hee the weight of the eliminations in the prison death match might do her in.#she's always had to be coaxed to strike the last blow that she's capable of making on her own and 7high knows this#that's why he tells her he'll bow out. she can sweep up all his pieces and secure first place so she'll be rested for tomorrow#what does she do? start crying as soon as she gets inside one of those little rooms this is what i meant by she never wants to be#the one to send someone out with her own hands bc it shakes her up. fucks her up really but 7high needs her fucked up bc when that#happens she regroups and does even better the next day. he gets it. now let her get it and deliver his dying wish God pls#edit: amen.
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my mom also watches 911 and she's very much a general audience member. and she has been picking up the buddie vibe this season. she said she thought it felt like ravi was interrupting a ~moment~ between buck and eddie but didn't really mind that nothing else happened. she did say she curious about where its gonna go next season tho
#she does not care about what actors or showrunners say#the only time shes ever asked me about that side of it was when bobby died which she was pissed about lol#shes just one person and shes listened to me talk about buddie before but idk maybe theyll actually do something about it in s9#buddie#911 abc#911 spoilers#this sounds like im lying but i swear to god im not lmfao#i had to specifically ask her about buck and eddie bc shes very much a casual viewer
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a guy brought a gun thru TSA at ohare today, grabbed his bag (where the gun was) out of the scanner and ran off into the terminal and they just...let him? yet i get accosted for bringing candles in my carryon???? pack it up everybody this years rosemont, il community theatre production of "airport security" was a rousing success
#speak friend and enter#the tsa should be abolished and i should personally get to kick in the teeth of every tsa agent who has personally wronged me.#it'll be a long and arduous process but im willing to make that sacrifice. the line would stretch all the way to the freeway#also for those unfamiliar with the Candle Incident of 2024 i was living in my parents house at the time and had come to chi for a visit#and i'd bought a candle up here and was going to bring it back as one does#so i put the candle in my carryon and went through tsa as i always do but i was in a bit of a hurry because i was about to be late#and of course the stupid screener had a giant stick up her ass and dumped the entire contents of my carryon onto the table.#i was getting visibly frustrated by this point and she was giving me the third degree about the aforementioned candle#so i said 'it's just a candle. can you please just let me go'#and i swear to god that woman fucking smirked as she looked at me and said 'well people make bombs out of anything these days'#and in that moment the spirit of all the mean white women in my ancestral line possessed me#and i said 'my flight is in four minutes. stop being a cunt.'#she looked at me and i was pleading to whatever fates would listen that she wouldn't arrest me#but then she dumped all my stuff back into my bag (in such a manner that it wouldn't close) and said 'you're clearly having a bad day. go.'#and i still hate her for it! every time i fly out of ohare there is a sick part of me that wants to have her screen me
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