#if only i had more spoons

[maticide666]

stupid how i've gotta choose between activity that enriches my brain (baking a traditional mexican dessert) and activity that maintains my sanity (vacuuming my room). no i can't do it tomorrow. also i have a migraine

[anyroads]

British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

[finniestoncrane]

good egg alert!! i made myself a normal meal for breakfast/lunch today and i've done a little bit of writing and i'm about to queue up a couple of asks!!

[a-cakehound-or-critter-a-day]

7/20/2024 Leading by example!

[coquelicoq]

post-canon every single member of kimcom likes to spoon kim dokja. nonsexually. it's just nice to know he's alive and there and feel his chest rise and fall within the circle of your arms. try to do something stupid now asshole. oh you can't? because of my octopus impression? that's right. take THAT. however i will make one exception for yoo joonghyuk. yoo joonghyuk may want to spoon kim dokja, but he never gets the opportunity because kim dokja wants to spoon him more. so the sleeping arrangement is yjh>kdj>all other kimcom members on rotation. actually i take it back there's one other household member who doesn't want to spoon kim dokja and it's yoo mia, but that's fine because she's one of the only people (besides kim dokja) who yoo joonghyuk would be comfortable spooning. so there's probably times when it's yma>yjh>kdj>today's lucky winner.

incidentally this is also the order for the doing-each-other's-hair train because while yoo mia WILL allow other people to do her hair, no one wants to because she always compares their skills unfavorably to her brother's. and she's really articulate about it. just utterly scathing. one time her criticism was so devastatingly, accurately incisive that she made lee hyunsung cry. yoo joonghyuk spooned him that night to cheer him up and yoo mia was so mad about it that lee hyunsung had to leave the country for a couple weeks. the household learned a valuable lesson that day. it's best not to disturb the delicate spooning/hair-train balance.

[pixelatedraindrops]

＞︿＜🍜💊

[geddy-leesbian]

@raccoons-garbage-can is the realest because I can just send him something insane about how I think medicine in the island lab looks like heartburn medicine and then an even more insane explanation of why I think it makes complete sense for Los Illuminados to stock up on heartburn medicine and he just accepts it 🫶 ily

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

I have so many drawing ideas for Poll and Tequilla but alas. My hands don't want to work with me.

[shepards-folly]

he’s like a beedle or somethin

[b00m-b0mb]

Something really funny that's occurred to me is the way Joe talks about Maccie is like she's some catastrophic event that happened to their family "I can't believe she's been here that long." / "Everything's been different since she was born" / "Everything changed." / "She changed everything."

And it's just rlly funny to me. I want to up the dramaticness of his words at some point. And anyway, he's talking to the Samurai/Ronin for the first time and I'm wondering the impression he's getting lmao

Joe is certainly expressive to me, but only when he's given the chance. And I think w Ronin, he just started letting a lot of stuff out bc thus guy is gonna go on his way anyways.. but then he's like wait!!! Actually let me go?? For a little? (Platonic yearning so bad)

Ronin like 》^. "I suppose.. Alright, curious karate man, I'll accompany you a little longer."

Or something I'm messing around UGH

[naamahdarling]

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[diodellet]

So many good options for the art appreciation asks but let's go with 3, 4, 13, 14 and 27.

hi hi ner! thanks forda qs!! these are all prettie incharestinge!! (<-girlie who didn't know she'd be Yapping-Yapping)

3. and 4.) Go to [fandom] tag and reblog some art you like that has under 100 notes ++ Go to the art tag (or similar) and reblog some art you like that has under 100 notes

noted, i will undertake this mission with great care 🫡🫡

13. What are your go-to Ao3 filters?

ok i have a confession, i used to be a sort by word count++completed works only++exclude crossovers-kinda person 🤧🤧ANYWAY that was changed, now i only really exclude chat fics (ahaha,,,,theyre not really my go-to genre, like sure they're amusing but i read a really good one once* and it ruined every other chatfic for me)

*this one's for u haikyuu-natics, esp team captain stannies

hm.... i'm not super-duper picky so most of the time i can just scroll through each work's summary and tags.

but if a fandom is popular (or if i dont have the spoons for sifting through works), i stick to just reader inserts HAHAHA, maybe oc x canon if there haven't been any new x reader fics and if there's rlly nothing oough ig i have to write her myself 😭😭 sometimes doe, the curiosity strikes and i'll try looking if there are any fanfics in filipino... i really find it interesting to see how a chara's dialogue reads if theyre speaking in tagalog (tbh i think one would have more luck finding filo socmed aus on twt? but i only know about haikyuu socmed aus)

14. Best fanfic tropes ever?

oH...there are too many... u can't make me choose the best out of all my faves that's unfair 🥺jk lol

i read* this jamikali fic (i like my ships with a bit [read: a LOT] of tragedy/disaster-ness to them. it's so so so compelling to read!) and i just love the "Dubiously Unrequited Love" tag. bcs yes, the feelings are technically mutual, but there is a whole slew of other factors keeping the relationship from being a thing, which it could be a thing, but there's also that awareness that it won't last, sometimes a couple doesn't have to be endgame for the love to mean something, ykw?

this entire oneshot series....has me in a chokehold... my introduction to "Non-Sexual Intimacy" (and "Non-Sexual Nudity" i guess?) like??? holy shit??? the tension?? the way op just encapsulates the poignancy of being in such a vulnerable position without teetering too much into the cliche of roëmænce it has me On My Knees!! (like i love my smut and romance cliches, but some days i jus want a liiiitle bit more spice and variety)

Shoutout to the "Unreliable Narrator"++"Ambiguous Ending" combi that reaaaaally makes you work for understanding the plot, idk how to word it but being able to leave Just Enough Breadcrumbs and having enough trust in your readers to Get what ur implying, also forcing me to reread the fic immediately is so foul (in a good way). like there's an enjoyment in a good satisfying read, and then there's the Itch of never being sure in your interpretation, the feeling that u just need to go over it another time, spot another detail u missed, get wrecked all over again, rinse and repeat. idk i love fic.

27. If someone wanted to make you a creative gift, what's the thing that would make you the happiest?

oh anything featuring my fave charas is sure to make me happy! i mean i'm just not super picky abt gifts. well, maybe a creative gift has to be smth that can last a long while? (a strong hoard-ability kaya idk im senti??)

as long as the thought and intent was there, i'm already happy enough🥰💕💕 but i guess in the context of getting fic gifted to you, probably what matters most to me is that the writer enjoyed the process of making it as well. (i'm kinda drawing off of my experience writing this fic for one of m'oomfies and the vdays drabbles*** so i could be just rambling who knows?**)

(art appreciation ask questions, please bug me to rb some underrated art and fic)

[kakusu-shipping]

The Ideal polycule in Work, Around the House, and Date outfits

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

23(+) sentences for 💔😳🚗🤡🥵👏😍 from this wip weekend post!

this one is a wip of a pt. 2 to this!

“Why did you come here?” He croaks out.

“Rude.”

“No, I mean..” he huffs, “How’d you know I’d be…”

“Hurtling into despair?”

That makes him chuckle, though it comes out as nothing more than a slightly stronger puff of air through his nose. “Yeah. That.”

She’s quiet for a moment, so he adds on, “Steve told you I was being weird, didn’t he?”

“He didn’t have to, Doofus, you walked right past me on your way out of the store.”

“...Oh.”

“But he did say that you were ‘being weird, as usual’.” She says as she finishes brushing out the tangles in his hair. She then starts fiddling with it, tugging the strands this way and that. “He asked me if maybe you were interested in that girl and when I said ‘Not at all.’ he was all ‘What, are blondes not his type?’.”

That makes Eddie laugh for real, though it still comes out sounding strained.

She finishes with whatever it is she’s doing with his hair before either of them says anything else. With it all pulled back, he can feel the dampness of the strands pulled back at his temples.

“I uh.. kinda zoned out for a minute after she left. And you know how...imaginative I can be.” She knows about his preferences, and he hers, so he knows that she knows (or can guess at the very least) where his mind went. “I didn’t mean to take it as far as I did, I just got kinda…” Swept up? Enamored? “…Lost.”

He hunches in on himself again. How could he be so stupid? And why is he even letting it affect him so much? “It’s so stupid…I’m so stupid.”

[ask-the-bone-boys]

A tiny fave moment was DEFINITELY littletale (?) papyrus tying Edge’s shoelaces into an unbreakable knot

GOD i wish i played more into that, it would've been so funny to have some kind of gag of Edge completely forgetting about it after they get to Swapfell and just instantly eating shit

[sanguinespirited]

ooc ;;

Astarion: oh! Forgot to tell you I'm a vampire.

Astarion: proceeds to try to bite me that night

Me: You are smoothbrained tf