#if not i don’t care

[nocasdatsgay]

Fan fic: Bow

Pair: Rhys/Feyre

Rating: E 🌶️

Warnings: NSFW

Word Count: 949

Summary: Rhys gets Feyre to tell him to bow

Read it here on ao3

Excerpt:

He let his ward around him drop, and she inhaled sharply at the smell of him. That bemusement quickly changed, her pupils dilated instantly. 

“I’ve been thinking about how you commanded Keir to his knees,” he whispered. “All evening.”

She shifted on her own throne, uncrossing her legs. The slit of her dress fell just enough to show her entire left leg up to her hip. 

“How so?” 

“My beautiful High Lady, I think you know how.”

[hornyfor70yroldrockstars]

I think I’m going to take a break from here for a bit. My mental health has went down so fast over a short period of time. I just need to clear my head.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:

-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely

-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals

-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)

-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations

-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8

-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)

-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default

-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals

-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream

-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago

-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation

-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon

-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup

-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second

-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute

-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals

[girard]

the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.

[42-clocks]

[image ID: Bernie Sanders meme with a small aromantic flag captioned “I am once again asking for you to include aromantics in your pride art/posts/merch” End ID]

[sabertoothwalrus]

there’s something wrong with him

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[greykolla-art]

Unstoppable villain, meet immovable agent of friendship!

I was wondering in what circumstances Charlie would just OFFER her soul to Al.

And he would short circuit as all his manipulation plans become unnecessary.

Cause Charlie cares about her friends and if they need help she won’t hesitate.

[the-restless-bones]

Started showing my brother Hermitcraft, because he’s pretty young and asked me to show him Minecraft. Since then, he has said some pretty funny things, which include but are not limited to:

“I like Gem the best because she’s my favorite and a girl and I like girls. They’re smarter than all the boys in Minecraft”

“Why does Grian have a beard? Is he trying to be like daddy?” (Our dad is blonde with a beard)

“His name is B-Dubbs, but I can still call him whatever I want. He won’t know 😈”

“I think Doc is my favorite, because he’s a doctor (He thought that’s what doc was short for) I don’t think he’s a very good one though. He died.”

[curehaus]

The Reticent Vampire of the 9th Arrondissement!

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

[gatoburr0]

lesbians are so awesome I wish they were real

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[mens-rights-activia]

I don’t know how else to say this but you quite literally cannot have “unwavering commitment to Israel” while caring about the humanitarian toll in Gaza. Right? Unwavering commitment to Israel is what has made the humanitarian crisis so severe. It’s was gives the funds for the Israeli war machine. It provides the bombs. It’s what allowed a war criminal to address congress with no repercussions. I mean truly, genuinely, you cannot claim to care about Gazans and maintain unwavering support of Israel

[awkwardsonicphotos]

IMPORTANT! A new species of hedgehog was discovered.