#if its all over the place thats bc im all over the place and 🍓 is basically just me but genlost

[berry-nonnie]

In character you say?

"OH! You're going to bake a cake?! Yippee! I love baking!"

"Um, so first thing is the wet and dry ingredients don't get mixed at the same time. Actually, I don't think that matters all that much, it just sounds silly. I mean, they go into the same pan anyways."

"Wait, what kind of cake are we talking about? It's valentine's day, so I think red velvet is the obvious choice but that's basically just a chocolate cake with a load of red food color in it. Are you allergic to red dyes?"

"Okay, so we need flour, sugar, cocoa power, salt, butter, eggs, vanilla, milk, and baking soda. Am I missing anything? Hmm... oh yeah! Vegetable oil and the red food coloring. We should have everything now, I'm pretty sure. Just make sure the butter is room temp."

"The oven needs to be pre-heated while we're mixing everything together, I'm pretty sure it just needs to be 350°F. Get a bowl big enough to mix everything in."

"Okay, into the bowl goes the dry ingredients first. How much did we need again? One sec, I need to think about it, it's been a while since I've baked a cake."

"Um, I'm pretty sure it was 3 cups of flour, 2 cups of sugar, 2 tablespoons of cocoa. Oh, I always forget how much baking soda is needed. Or was it baking powder? What's even the difference? Huh? Sorry, um, I think like 1/4 a teaspoon of salt and 1/2 a teaspoon of baking soda??"

"Yeah, and then you mix it all together. Now 1/2 a cup of butter, which is just a stick, and 4 eggs need to be mixed in too. Oh! And 1 cup of vegetable oil. Once all that is mixed together, we need to add in the cup of milk and the red dye. It needs to be mixed well, so no clumps or anything."

"That's it for the batter, I'm pretty sure. Just gotta pour it into a greased pan and bake it for... 30 minutesss, I think? Yeah, 30 minutes sounds right."

ANONS!

I'm writing something for Valentines day and I need some assistance.

In-character, tell me how to bake a cake. Bonus points the more fucked-up the instructions are. Keep in mind🪑 WILL take the instructions as literally as they can.

[stevie-petey]

HELLO IM HERE!!!!! dustin acting like a sassy teenager is so funny to me he literally got it from steve?? except he’s so much more sassier than steve LMAO the scene where nance and rob were watching steve and bug was so sweet 😭 cause robins so right about how his sweetness is tooth rotting when it comes to bug <33 looking out for her just comes so naturally to him that it just makes me wanna melt into a puddle ?? i feel bad for how nance has been feeling about her relationship with jonathan and the way she accidentally slipped up bugs name while talking about him scares me bc i wonder how nance will react when bug tells her what jonathan said to her (if she ever does cause of the curse and all that)

eddie finally being on bugs goodside is so fun they would playfully banter with eachother like how robin and steve are like with eachother MY CUTIES i promise not to yap too much but—OH MY GOD LAST BUT NOT LEAST

THE COME HOME TO ME LINE?????? i nearly fell and fainted. they’re so precious i wanna put them in a safe jar together forever. seriously not ready for bug in the upside down knowing the amount of guilt she’s carrying bc of that ugly red and stinky place!! bug healing scene w steve i beg! get those man some bandages! okay im finished sorry i just love this series so much m!! your writing is truly one of the best out there and im glad that we get to read it and be able to make friends by fan girling over bug! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COME HOME <3

-🌟🍓

in my head bug and eddie are very loosely reflective of robin n steve but LOOSELY okay ???? LOOSE !!! (theyre the same but more of a mess somehow)

its so funny u mention the upside down and bugs guilt ,,,, ha :) which could mean nothing !

AND THANK YA !!!! bug is all of us im so happy we all adore her because by proxy it means we all love each other and thats so cutie to think about <333

[volfoss]

all these for Mista/Agliata and Cecilia/Adriano 💗🥺

i literally hate u for this one luce but ty ill talk about our slutty lil old bitches <3

under the cut bc this is gonna be long probably

🍓 - what is their favourite kind of date?

agmis- i think smth lowkey! like maybe just walking around places or just kinda setting off on a little trip where they just go wherever in a reasonable distance from their home.

adriceci- ceci would literally die to just stay home w him, she just wnts to cuddle him and kiss him ur honor. but i think she likes any dates that they go on, like he hasnt gotten to experince a lot of the normal kinda dates so shes like ok <3 im dragging u to all these places. i think also like going on drives bc she can just hold him a bit and relax.

🍄 - what's one of their favourite things about each other?

already answered for agmis

adriceci- cecilia loves a lot about him.... and as much as i wanna say his tits or other features, i think she loves how he treats her. like idk its smth about a man that can and will toss u but also cares u sm. she literally just loves how hes so soft w her at times and how he just so clearly loves her.

🍉 - do they live together, or plan on moving in together?

agmis- they do! they moved in pre-dating

adriceci- they also are, they moved in after theyd been dating a while and ceci was like 🙏 please adriano i want u here every night bc shes like dragged him home so often that he just needs to move in.

🍊 - how long have they been together?

already answered for agmis

adriceci- i have NO clue where these bitches fit in canon but id assume its been a couple years at the least. it was like a half year pre VA when ceci first went 😏gonna get that priest ass and then did. theyve got that fake married turned knda real married without that legal documenting vibes and i love it for them. like i think uh if we ignore canon, its definitely forever <3

🍑 - who confessed their love first?

agmis- when i say so lovingly theyre doing this in the stupidest way possible i do in fact mean it. i think its literally over text and just accidentally slipping out <3 but i think he would

adriceci- i would be so fucking real w u there is NO way adriano is confessing first. i think ceci did and right after the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that is going to her familys house, she tells him that <3

🍁 - how do they show affection to each other? (edited to match rosas edited ver)

agmis- they both show a lot of affection to each other in general! theyre on his lap or sitting beside him, but i think a lot of the time, he'll lay his head on their lap and thats how they'll watch stuff together.

adriceci- in literally EVERY way she is all over him <3 shes on his lap, clinging to him, kissing him etc. but i think her favorite way to show affection is at night when she brushes his hair a bit bc it took so long to build up to it and she just loves playing with his hair and its this tender little moment. and however he gives her affection she eats it up. hes tender w her occasionally iirc but yk we also have the whole he can and will toss her (in a nice way dw)

🍋 - do they do a lot of PDA?

agmis- definitely! it was bad pre dating to the point that they were p much attached at the hip, but i think that it got worse when they started dating. it wasnt a bit enough jump that it was super obvious that they were dating to the rest of the group but they def do.

adriceci- its very much a thing of if she could literally be on his lap/around him 24/7 but theres the whole priest thing and as much as shed luv to jump him at church she cant. but i think that if theyre in an environment where they can actually be affectionate, then ceci is not holding back at all. shes obnoxious as hell about it in public too like shell wrap her arm around his and just be right by him the whole time. she luvs him sm u dont even understand.... thats his widdle wife and her widdle husbamd....

🌼 - how many people know about their relationship?

already answered for agmis

adriceci- well, cecilia uh sure did tell her family (by way of saying wow adriano my cute little office worker boyfriend <3) but really hasnt told a lot of people because of the whole uh priest/assassin/gang member combo. their relationship is kinda secretive but if she is telling someone she just whips out the yeah my bf is an office worker and so conservative and doesnt dress kinda slutty. i dont think anyone really knows the true nature of their relationship outside of like the girls? which obviously they do ceci is like their fucking mom but also not yk? but the girls do know since theyre part of adrianos group and ceci has legit adopted them so yeah.