#if it wasn't obvious this is a joke

[achillesmonochrome]

HOLD UP!

BLITZO FUCKED TWILIGHT SPARKLE!?

[nephilimbrute]

jerma pearl (and marina) page

[qiu-yan]

kills me when people call jiang cheng selfish. as an Actually Selfish Person i can say with confidence that he is not one of us, and that calling him thus when he has not done nearly enough to earn such laurels is very disrespectful and appropriative of our culture. please be more respectful towards my people in the future </3

[samijey]

I cant believe cm punk is running around backstage offering young stars unsolicited advice again ://////

[catboybiologist]

The WOKE TRANSGENDER MOB is taking yet another FEMBOY ICON

Fucking bullshit. Fucking BULLSHIT. The woke mob is now saying that beloved femboy icon, CatboyBiologist, is trans and will be medically transitioning. First brisket and now this? Why doesn’t everything conform to the image that I formed in my head for my own benefit? This is forced diversity at its finest.

Look at these absolutely deranged quotes that they’ve CLEARLY forced him to say:

“I didn’t like being masculine from the onset of puberty, and being a ‘femboy’ was a valuable part of figuring out what exactly I wanted to do with that feeling. I’ve been figuring things out for a while, and I currently have appointments lined up to start HRT by the end of this month (August 2023).”

Have they no limits? Have they no shame? CLEARLY this is a fake flag by the sjw communist animal farm 1984 alphabet soup mafia elites to trans the gender of the most cisgender person in existence. It’s abundantly clear that once you represent your gender expression in a particular way, it is completely static and never changes. Exploration is strictly off limits. You’re only a real transgender if your mother gives birth in the endocrinologists office and you get your HRT prescription at 23 seconds old, otherwise you’re a filthy AGP cuck.

As we all know, femboys exist so that I can jack off to men and claim “it’s still straight if it’s femboys bro”, allowing me to ignore my deeply repressed bisexuality. If no femboy is safe from the transing of the genders, then how will I be able to have an outlet for my attraction to men? Finding community and healthily expressing it in a way that doesn’t involve me fetishizing gender nonconformity and unhealthily bottling up my queerness? Fucking disgusting.

We all know that there’s absolutely no precedent for using gender nonconforming cultural trends to explore ones identity before transitioning. That’s why every drag queen has always been a 100% cis man and none have ever pursued transition ever.

Clearly the goal here is to erase feminine men and convert boys into the alphabet mafia. As a someone who regularly jacks off to femboys, I have personally appointed myself as the authority on all things related to gender nonconformity, and I refuse to bow down to the wokeness that is queer people who actually go outside. As this authority, I know from my depths of experience mindlessly scrolling through anime femboys online that femboys are a completely different thing than the lgbtqiaabcdefg rabble, and that they’re based whereas real gay people and gender nonconforming people are cringe. Absolutely no overlap exists between trans people and the gender nonconforming cis people whatsoever. With this authority and knowledge, I have pledged to personally divide and destroy any semblance of queer unity present in the online microcosms I find myself in. And because of this, I have to speak out against this trans agenda.

BULLSHIT I say. They’re transing the genders of the femboys and I won’t stand for it.

[shepscapades]

I do have to ask. Was the docsuma ever planed or did they force themselves into exsistence. did you go into this expecting them to have so much homoerotic energy or did it just spawn b4 bc of how other people went insane over doc and Xisuma (separately)

it was 100% completely genuinely unplanned.

I went from a diehard rendoc shipper expecting them to be lowkey The Ship for dbhc doc (or not making doc a focus character at all, really), to thinking it would make a lot of sense/would be funny if Doc ended up being an android mechanic, to thinking it would be cool if Doc and X were close in this au because they both do android tech, to then being like... oh they can be research partners.... to then planning the [REDACTED] comic to then thinking... oh... what if they cared a lot about each other :(((( and the dynamic kinda stole my heart tbh

BUT IT WAS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE LOWKEY bc i know docsuma is... Very Rarepair-y even though doc and xisuma have been good friends for aaaages hehe

THAT BEING SAID I DON'T PLAN ON SHOVING THIS SHIP IN ANYONES FACES LOL they ended up being kinda downbad for each other in a few of my unposted side-drawings but i don't want to make it a central thing unless people really wanna see it LKDFJGLKDJFG

[phykoha]

I hate hate HATE when people say I'm "having an attitude" with them, bc I'm literally not until AFTER they say that. And thats not even "an attitude", it's me being annoyed and frustrated bc youre saying im having an attitude when im NOT.

Like what does that even mean. I'm just autistic.

[anisecandy]

I've again encountered people saying that shipping Alastor with anybody is problematic because he's aroace on radiostatic fanarts. As an actual aroace I have to say that this is a pathetically weak reason. So weak, in fact, that in the kindness of my heart I decided to provide those people with a bunch of better ones

Why it's problematic to ship radiostatic (a list)

Vox embodies capitalism. Alastor, being his rival and wearing all red suit obviously embodies communism. Shipping them makes light of the deep discussion of political ideologies that their conflict symbolizes.

Their color palettes together cause eye strain. This ship is ableist by design.

Vox is already in a relationship with Valentino. Isn't it enough that Alastor already slept with Lucifer's wife and ruined his marriage? (they were both gone for 7 years, it can't be a coincidence) How many homes must he wreck before you'll be satisfied??

It's not called "electroswing" and that upsets me.

It's a ship with 20 year big age gap. And given that Alastor and Vox knew each other before Vox switched his head to a newer model, it's possible that Alstor first met him many years ago. Coupled with how mentally unstable Vox is now when it comes to Alastor, we arrive at an obvious conclusion: Alastor Groomed Vox.

Vox would cause too many blackouts if he was around Alastor on daily basic. By shipping Vox with Alastor you're putting the happiness of individuals (Vox and Al) above the needs of the community (other citizens of Pentagram City). You disgusting libertarian.

Alastor is a deer. Shipping radiostatic means supporting bestiality.

Vox is a TV. Shipping radiostatic means supporting objectophilia.

Alastor hates dogs. Vox has a shark-dog hybrid. In order for the ship to work, Vox would have to get rid of his beloved pet. This ship condones animal abuse.

They'd be too happy together. They are horrible people. They shouldn't be happy. Also, that defies the point of them being in Hell. Duh.

[mystiquedrops]

(This might not age well but I'll say it anyways)

Dare I say

Eden Tobisa from the Fan-series Danganronpa: Despair Time.

(Feel free to mention anyone else if you want- Idm-)

[hrokkall]

HOW TO PIN YOUR INSECTS:

Position limbs into desired arrangement and pin in place

Maintain eye contact

Pin should pass through the center of the thorax

Move slowly; lest the divine light leak out along with the ichor

Wait for the embers to die.

Wait for the embers to reignite.

[malaierba]

OSOMATSU GIRLS ready your "I do not condone the actions of Osomatsu's VA" POSTS, KARAMATSU GIRLS YOUR a-drag-queen-puked-on-this FASHION, CHOROMATSU GIRLS YOUR IBS MEDICATION, ICHIMATSU GIRLS YOUR IBS MEDICATION, JYUSHIMATSU GIRLS YOUR "where is Homura???" WEEKLY POSTS, TODOMATSU GIRLS YOUR "I hope Todomatsu finally kills Atsushi" WEEKLY POSTS,

[stardoopy]

guys i think they might be related

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

merry christmas!!!!!

This may seem weird, but I do this all of the time and I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I'm not sure if this is your first time or not, so I'm going to explain your situation just in case, as well as how I tend to go about dealing with it

It's a fairly uncommon issue, so hopefully others who see this post will learn how to identify when this happens and how to support people in this situation while they work through it

Anyways, there's no easy way to put this so I'm just going to say it outright: you've accidentally time travelled. I recommend taking at least a few seconds to sit with that thought

Now, just trust me on this, you'll want to go back to your original time. You may think it'll be fun to be in the past/future, but time is no joke. It takes A Lot of energy to stay outside of your time, and there's so many other downsides to not being in the right time that you'll just want to trust me when I tell you that you'll want to go back to your own time. You'll see what I mean as you try to sort all of this out

With that out of the way, you're probably thinking something along the lines of "how on earth did I time travel at all, let alone without even realising it‽", and, unfortunately, there's no simple answer to that

Every so often, there'll be something that you do that makes you travel through time. It can be either forwards or backwards, but it'll always be in the same direction each "season". The amount that you travel can vary though. For me, it's usually anywhere from a few minutes to a couple of days. To get back to your own time, you're going to have to identify this action, and, whenever you do it, simply do it again but swap when you inhale and exhale. It sounds silly, but it's the best way I've found to fix it. Idk why it works, but if there's a better way to go about fixing this then I don't know about it

Actually fixing it is the easy part. The hard part is figuring out what you're doing that causes you to time travel, since it can pretty much be anything. I do this by keeping a journal of what I do each day, as well as a list of days that I notice I've travelled farther away from my own time. Then I'll compare the two every so often and work my way towards narrowing down the exact action. This can sometimes take a Very Long Time, so the best advice I can give you is to just take life one day at a time

Now, you'll notice I didn't tell you *how* to tell when you've gotten farther from your own time, and that's because it's yet another tricky thing to pin down. Usually, I'll be able to tell from inconsistencies between my memory and my journal. Maybe I don't remember answering this ask, but I wrote in my journal that I did. Maybe Alice is complaining I never texted her back, even though I literally have screenshots of me texting her back in my journal (said screenshots have since irrecoverably corrupted). *Maybe* my phone's battery percentage doesn't line up with how quickly my phone charges and the time my journal says I plugged in my phone

Yeah. Like I said, this is the hardest part. Once you get out of "action id hell" though, getting back to your own time is a fairly straightforward process (though you will feel like an idiot while doing it): you just gotta alternate doing that action, followed by doing that action with the inhaling and exhaling swapped. I think doing the action triggers the time shift or whatever, and then doing it again with the breaths swapped reverses the direction, but, again, I have No Clue how or why this works

Some other things to note:

While you're going back to your own time, don't worry about the people from the time you're leaving. There's an uncountably infinite number of yous all going through the same process right now, and the you from the time you're leaving will replace you when it's all over

You probably won't get the action right on your first try. In fact, it'll probably take a few attempts to get it right. Just remember to be patient and take things one day at a time

Don't worry too much about being out of the loop when you get back to your own time. In a few days, the memories from the you that made it to your time will come back to you and it'll be like it never happened

Now, if this has never happened to you, and you want to know how you can help those going through this, my biggest piece of advice is to just be patient. You can offer your own theories as to what the action they're looking for is, but be respectful if they aren't comfortable talking about it. For some people, it can be a very personal thing

One thing you can do is offer to help them with everyday tasks. Like I said, being outside of your own time takes A Lot of extra energy, so taking some of their work upon yourself is a great way to help them through this. Don't overwork yourself though. They'll find consistency much more comforting than sudden bursts of help (also, overworking yourself is generally a bad idea)

Above all though, just be patient. It's going to take a while for them to sort this out, and I'm sure they're just as annoyed at it all as you are

[siro-cyll]

Hi, it's been a while since I last visited your blog, and I just saw the zombie! Orion art on my feed. Absolutely gorgeous artwork as always. I do have a question regarding Shepherd, if you're up to answering it? Is Shepherd an alternative version of one of your other characters?👀

Also, feel free to disregard this ask completely if you're not comfortable answering it.

Again, I love your art!

I might as well throw this out here (even if it's super messy)

(And thank you so much! c: )

[creaturefeaster]

Wire you are so good at species/character design 😭

guuu Thank you for saying so!! I sometimes feel like my designs are kind of bland or not very original, so it's nice to hear they don't really seem that way :3

I really really like data logging for things like species, and I've been getting into it with other aspects of world building recently like with geography & history too, which all go hand in hand with species/race creation. I like focusing on the smaller details of things...!!!

[witheredgardenparty]

Has anyone talked about how each member of the Genius Society represents the over reliance on the belief of intelligence but not the act of intelligence?