#if it makes her look like the goodest good girl

[bugeyedfreaks]

Till this day I never understand why people hated Very Special Blossom. Its a good insight on who she is and how she’s willing to commit a crime if it’ll get her ahead, even the perfect leader girl can’t resist a temptation, it makes her less bland.

Is that why they hate it? Because she’s supposed to be like the perfect leader or something? That’s so stupid. These are probably the same people who whine and moan about Mary Sues or something, too. Like pick a lane! You either want a perfect character or you want a flawed one! 😩

…now that I think about it, there’s key difference between a character who is a perfectionist and is perfect. Maybe these people don’t get the difference.

[wandamaximoffsbadgirl]

Hello! Can I request (WandaNat ish?) it’s mainly dom Nat x sub fem reader where R’s dom Wanda is being sent on a week long mission and she knows R doesn’t do well alone so she trusts her with Nat and Nat is like this hardened harsh dom cause she’s used to dealing with the brattiest of the brats and ends up surprised cause R’s like the goodest girl ever.

Mommy!Wanda Maximoff x sub!fem!reader, Dom!Natasha x sub!fem!reader(platonic)

Summary: Natasha has come to look after you while Wanda is on a week long mission.

Word Count: 1.2K

Warnings: 18+ due to themes, MDNI

Authors notes: It was interesting writing a dom/sub dynamic where nothing happened between them.

Wanda paced the living room, worry etched on her face. She glanced over at you, curled up on the couch, and sighed. "I hate leaving you alone, sweetie," she murmured, her voice soft and loving. "But this mission is important."

You nodded, understanding but still feeling a knot of anxiety in your stomach. Being without Wanda for a week felt daunting. "I’ll miss you, Mommy," you whispered, looking up at her with wide eyes.

Wanda smiled gently, stroking your cheek. "I’ll miss you too, my little one. But I’ve made arrangements." She looked towards the door as it opened, revealing Natasha. "Nat’s going to take care of you while I’m gone."

Natasha walked in, exuding confidence and a stern demeanor. She was known for handling the most rebellious subs, and you couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous under her intense gaze.

Wanda hugged you tightly before stepping aside. "I trust you with Nat. She’s experienced and will make sure you’re safe and taken care of."

Natasha nodded, her eyes softening slightly as she looked at you. "I’ve got this, Wanda. She’ll be in good hands."

Wanda had just left for her mission, and you felt a mix of anxiety and determination to be good for Natasha. You stood nervously in the living room, unsure of what to expect.

Natasha noticed your apprehension and decided to start with something simple. "Alright, let's start with some basic rules. I expect you to be respectful, follow my instructions, and let me know if you need anything. Understand?"

"Yes, Ma’am," you replied, nodding quickly.

"Good girl. Now, let's make dinner together," Natasha suggested, leading you to the kitchen. Throughout the evening, she observed your eagerness to help and your meticulous attention to her instructions.

As you sat down to eat, Natasha praised you. "You did well today. Tomorrow, we'll go over a more detailed routine."

You smiled, feeling a bit more at ease. "Thank you, Ma’am."

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The next morning, Natasha woke you up early. "Rise and shine, little one. Let's start the day with some exercise."

You followed her to the living room, where she led you through a series of stretches and light workouts. Natasha was firm but encouraging, and you tried your best to keep up.

Afterward, she sat you down for breakfast. "Today, we'll go over your chores and how I expect things to be done."

You listened intently as she explained your tasks: keeping the living room tidy, doing the laundry, and preparing simple meals. You nodded eagerly, wanting to prove you could handle everything.

As the day went on, Natasha noticed how diligently you worked, always checking in to ensure you were doing things right. "You're doing great, little one," she said, patting your head. "Just remember to take breaks and drink water."

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By the third day, you had settled into the routine Natasha had established. She decided to test your obedience a bit further. "Today, I want you to wear this," she said, handing you a specific outfit.

You blushed but complied without hesitation. "Yes, Ma’am."

Throughout the day, Natasha gave you various tasks, each one a bit more challenging than the last. She watched as you completed each one with dedication and a desire to please.

That evening, Natasha rewarded you with a relaxing bath. "You've been such a good girl. You deserve to relax," she said, running the water and adding bubbles.

You sighed contentedly as you soaked in the tub, grateful for her care.

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Natasha decided it was time to see how you handled a bit more pressure. "Today, we're going to do some more intense training," she announced.

She led you through a series of more demanding exercises, both physical and mental. You felt the strain but pushed through, wanting to impress her.

Throughout the day, Natasha remained attentive, offering praise and corrections as needed. By the end of the day, you were exhausted but proud of yourself.

"Well done, little one," Natasha said, giving you a rare smile. "You've shown great determination."

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On the fifth day, Natasha decided to lighten things up. "You've worked hard. Let's have some fun today."

She took you out for a walk in the park, letting you enjoy the fresh air and the beauty of nature. You felt relaxed and happy, chatting with her about various things.

Later, you baked cookies together, laughing as flour ended up everywhere. Natasha seemed more relaxed, and you felt a growing bond with her.

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As the week drew to a close, Natasha sat down with you for a heart-to-heart talk. "You've done exceptionally well, little one. I'm proud of you."

You beamed, feeling a rush of pride and happiness. "Thank you, Ma’am. I just wanted to make you and Mommy proud."

Natasha nodded. "You have. You've shown resilience, obedience, and a lot of heart."

On the final day, you and Natasha spent the day preparing for Wanda's return. You cleaned the house, prepared a special dinner, and made everything perfect.

As the evening approached, Natasha looked at you with a rare softness. "It's been a pleasure taking care of you, little one. You're a very special girl."

You blushed, feeling a deep sense of gratitude. "Thank you, Ma’am. I'm grateful for everything you've done."

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When Wanda finally walked through the door, she was greeted by the sight of you and Natasha waiting with smiles. She hugged you tightly, her eyes shining with love.

"Welcome home, Mommy," you said, feeling complete now that she was back.

Wanda looked at Natasha, her gratitude evident. "Thank you, Nat. You've taken such good care of her."

Natasha nodded, a rare smile on her face. "She's a gem, Wanda. You've raised a wonderful little one."

As Natasha prepared to leave, she turned to Wanda with a thoughtful expression. "You know, Wanda, looking after her has been a breeze compared to the brats I usually tame. Maybe I'll stop taming and finally get a cute little thing like her."

Wanda smiled, a twinkle in her eye. "You enjoyed her that much?"

Natasha chuckled softly. "Oh, absolutely. She was a delight. Maybe it's time for a change."

Wanda’s smile widened, warmth and affection evident in her eyes. "Well, you know you're more than welcome to come play with her whenever you want."

You looked up at Natasha, your heart fluttering with happiness. The idea of seeing her again filled you with excitement. "I'd like that, Ma’am."

Natasha reached out, gently ruffling your hair. "I'd like that too, little one."

With a final hug and a promise to visit soon, Natasha left, leaving you and Wanda to enjoy your reunion. As you cuddled up with Wanda on the couch, you felt an overwhelming sense of contentment. The week with Natasha had been challenging but rewarding, and now, with Wanda back, everything felt perfect.

Wanda kissed your forehead, her arms wrapped around you protectively. "I’m so proud of you, sweetheart. You did so well."

You smiled up at her, feeling loved and cherished. "I just wanted to make you proud, Mommy."

Wanda’s eyes softened, filled with love. "You always do, my precious little one."

And with that, you settled into the warmth of her embrace, looking forward to the future with both Wanda and the possibility of more time with Natasha.

[pastelcheckereddreams]

I added more things to Lotus Tower! Can you spot them all? To be honest, I can't pick anything I'm the most proud of. I'm so pleased to see all of it come together like this. Perhaps my brain will finally let me put the project to rest 😂

Breakdown of all the new fun decorations and modifications below.

You can see the first part of my model build here, or more of my art and my craft projects in my pinned post, where you can also find a link to my INPRNT store and my ko-fi if you would like to support my creative projects in any way 💛

So, the first thing I wanted to do was utillise some spare parts from my Life of Su Dongpo booknook kit to make Li Lianhua a small tea tray:

I cut tiny planks of wood from a strip of basswood to form the sides, but the base and teapot come from the Su Dongpo kit. I was also able to make the goodest girl Hulijing a stand from the same piece that makes the base of the tea tray. Now she can sit in Lotus Tower anywhere she wants to instead of being stuck into the wood outside her kennel!

To hold the tea tray, I also made a table and stool similar to the one in the show, and created some tiny baskets out of beige cross-stitch aida to replicate the many baskets and storage Li Lianhua has hanging from the Tower:

In that same vein, I used thread to make a net for some more storage beneath the stairs:

And used part of a bamboo place-mat and some dried flowers to create a herb drying rack on the upper level.

One of the more complex pieces I created was a second sail to hang under the eaves of the gourd door:

It was difficult trying to get this sail to hold a good final shape as, just as with the other sail in my first build, I had to guess how much material would be needed and how to gather it. But I'm pleased with how it turned out in the end! It, like the herb rack, is hung from the eaves with small pieces of metal wire, bent into hooks and stuck into the reinforced card.

You can also see in the pictures above that I added "rope" and a fake hook to the shelf on the side of the Tower to make it a bit more accurate to the show's design.

(You will also see in the very first picture that I made a set of removable stairs for the porches - unfortunately, I didn't take any pictures of their building process and kept forgetting to move them back into the big picture.)

The biggest addition, though, is of course the lanterns:

I am so proud of these. I made them from paper and basswood, and they are ridiculously tiny (about 1.5cms). I wasn't going to put lights in them to start with, but when I bought the tiny bulbs (I was planning to try and put them inside Lotus Tower at the time) and shone them behind one of the lanterns - it looked so good I knew I just had to try it.

So here's how I pulled it off:

I first carefully slotted the bulbs and their wires through the beams of the sail awning, twisting the red and blue cables around each other to give them more structure and make sure they were hanging at the right length. I made sure the wires both led back to the side of the Tower I was going to store the battery pack on, and fastened them to one of the supports of the awning so that the wires would discretely trail down to the floor of the upper level. (I also painted them at this time.)

As for the battery pack, I stuck a small piece of wood underneath the porch where Hulijing's kennel sits for the battery to sit on. I tidied up the wires as neatly as I could and fastened them to the side of the Tower with a spare U-shaped piece from the Su Dongpo kit, wedged into the window slats of the ground level (making sure there's plenty of slack for me to unfasten it and change the battery without struggle). I then joined the wires as best I could and painted it all a yellow-brown colour.

As you can see, it looks a bit crude, but once the roof is back on over the door, the wires all but disappear!

I am so sooo happy with how it's turned out. Please let me know what you think! Is there anything else you would add? Anything you would do differently?

[landograndprix]

「Feel the magic ๛ l.n」

part xii

✧.* triple header, triple podiums, and triple the love.

✧.* quick little filler before it kicks off. Foreshadowing? Maybe. More insight in the y/nlando household? Yes 🥰 getting to know girlie even better? Yes ❤️this is a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya ❤️

✧.* prev part - next part

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mclaren front row locked in once again!

#imolagp

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mcpapaya this team!!!! 🧡

johnson87 them sharing the sheets really works out for us fans huh

bott_ass you're so real for this

norry4 that's my team y'all 😭

sharllekler girlie really said I'm in a good mood, let me give my man a tow and then proceeded to take his pole away 😭

norrizz gotta keep him on his toes :')

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lanlan 🕯 lando p1 🕯

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teampapaya HAPPY MCLAREN WEEK 🧡🧡

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ohnomeshoes no joke, bagging y/n might just be the best thing to happen to lando, man's is killing it on all fields!!

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y/nusername fam fam ❤️

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hamilt44n once in a while y/n posts one of these fam fam posts and every time there's a new addition 😭

norrizz a new cat, dog and boyfriend 😂

yukisan I wanna live with you guys, pls, I know I'd be spoiled rotten

y/ngirlie bestie you're such a mom

alex_albon you're going to end up with more pets than us..

norry4 lando being accepted as a part of the family, my boy promoted to dad and step dad 🥺

cecilemoulin something tells me lando did not know about the goodest little doggie 😍

y/nusername unplanned parenthood

y/nlandooo girl stop, what's next, a goat? 😂

bobnorriz she already got a goat back at her parents house, two horses and one fucking duck 💀

y/nusername they didn't fit in my place here in Monaco unfortunately :(

bobnorriz girl get a farm 😅

carlandooo wait so you really adopted a cat back in Spain lmao

landonorris I'll find a cow in the living room next week

y/nusername don't give me ideas

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y/nusername España, un hogar lejos de casa ☀

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mrsnorris 'home far away from home' and for what reason? Oh that's right..Carlos..🥴

chilisainz okay bestie, let's put you to bed..okay? You're talking shit again.

norrizz honestly, it's been a while since we last saw you..how have you been my love? Enjoying every single piece of y/nlando content we've had so far? 🥰

yukisan okaaay but that food looks amazing 😭

teamnotrell bunch of cuties enjoying their few days off :)

landonorris can't believe max got a girlfriend

maxfewtrell okay mate..

cecilemoulin I'm getting paid for this

maxfewtrell you're always bullying me and for what?

y/nusername I've got your back babes ❤️

maxfewtrell thank you ❤️

charles16 lando, y/n and Cecile podium this week? 👀

norry4 I love this little group of gremlins <3

landonorris love you muppet ❤️

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Feel the magic taglist: @celesteblack08 @mrsmaybank13 @cha-hot @judesgfirl @roseseraj @kissesandmartinis @jpg3 @amulhermaisfelizdomundo @marialovesf1 @silkenthusiasts @luvrrish @laneyspaulding19 @emily-b @buckybarnessweetheart @strawberrychita @iifloweringnightsii @buendiabebeta @babyvinnie @mishaandthebrits @hockeyboysarehot @ironmaiden1313 @justdreamersdream @dreamsarebig @angelfreckless

Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10

Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseokie

[igotlovestruck]

mr lover [ ben chilwell ]

— right where you left lover girl sequel, this takes place two years later!

[ 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ] — ben chilwell x singer!reader . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ 🫂 °.   *

[ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗦 & 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 ] — romance, mentions pregnancy, google translated french . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ ℹ️ °.   *

࣪˖ 💭 .. 𝗘𝗬𝗔’𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 ⌕ clearing my drafts again 😵‍💫 if you ask me, i’m obsessed with singer!reader fics lol

this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © httpsuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.

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[hopelesslygaysstuff]

Thinking of R being the goodest girl ever (uncharacteristically) for mean mommy Wanda since she knows that Wanda likes to punish her and wants to toy with her by not giving her a reason to. But obviously Wanda’s not stupid and it’s an insult in itself to think that her little ploy would work, she basically says as R is pinned to a wall and choking on her fingers. It was very silly of R to think Wanda needed a specific reason to punish her. Then aftercare all around as Wanda warns R not to be silly again 😪🤭

What a good thought!!! Lemme expand on it...

Wanda knows something is up the second you smile sweetly at her. She's used to your bratty mouth and eyes rolling, not this... angel in front of her. She thinks back to the packages she'd received earlier this week, a few interesting painful toys she was wanting to try out with you.

Your hand brushes hers as you clear the table, your helpfulness and extra attentiveness not going unnoticed by your very confused girlfriend. For a moment, Wanda's eyes glow scarlet, her mind brushing yours and instantly releasing what your ploy was.

"So you think you can get out of a punishment by being sweet, huh?"

You're well aware of what she's referring to, but choose to simply look confused. It irks Wanda, and before either of you realize, she's pressing you against the wall with a hand wrapped around your throat.

"Did you really think I need a reason to have some fun with you?"

And of course she uses all of the new toys she just got, and has a really fun time with them She especially loves the way you whimper when she attaches the nipple clamps to your collar, pulling them tightly. But she might like the personalized scarlet cane even more, it makes your flesh so sinfully red and swollen, and your pussy just can't stop leaking!

And then in this sweet voice as she's cuddling with you afterwards she just goes, "Don't be silly like that again, darling. You know mommy always gets what she wants."

[sea-lanterns]

I thought of a peregrine falcon because that statue in Inazuma has wings. Plus, Ei is very powerful and peregrine falcons can dive at 240 miles per hour which makes them fastest bird and faster than a cheetah’s speed (80 mph) and Mexican free-tailed bat’s speed (100 mph) combined. Also, one of the peregrine falcons I work with as part of also being a falconer is named Shogun. Another thing, what if Cat! Lynette is a chartreux?

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Wait, that’s an interesting reason for Ei to be a falcon! I can just imagine Crow! Sara being her closest companion like always, but she dwarfs in comparison to the absolute behemoth of a bird that Ei is 😭😭 (I actually don’t know how big Peregrine Falcons are but I imagine they’re huge compared to crows)

Crow! Sara is so loyal and stays right by Falcon! Ei’s side, but it’s always comical to see her being like half Ei’s size and unafraid that Ei could demolish her if she could. (Ei would never, she’s just a big, gentle baby <33) As for Lynette, I’ve actually never heard of a Chartruex cat before, but looking it up I squealed at how cute it is because THE FACE IS SO ROUND.

ROUND FACE LYNETTE. AWGWJDHE I just know that the Vet loves cupping her face and smooshing it in her hands, maybe massaging her chubby cheeks and making Lynette grouchy but not mad enough to pull away. It also says that Chartreux cats are from France and are used as a hunting breed which I think is perfect. Lynette is definitely a skilled hunter thanks to her breed —and being raised by Panther! Arlecchino— so the Vet will oftentimes find dead rodents at the doorstop of her clinic as food offerings since Lynette thinks the Vet can’t hunt for herself.

What a good girl Lynette! The goodest of good girls!!

[wonyopout]

(cw: hybrid!yujin, nipple play, cunnilingus, overstimulation, fingering, like a smidge of praise kink)

puppy yujin we love you, this is kinda short sorry!!

puppy yujinie is definitely one of the goodest girls ever, but she’s not all that great at being an obedient pup… she’s just so excited so you can’t really blame her! it also doesn’t help that she looks so cute with her ears all perked up and her tail wagging like crazy when she’s having fun running in the yard.. or playing with the new chew toy you got her.. or lapping at your cunt… so what if you’re 3 orgasms deep, begging yujin to give you a second to catch your breath, and she doesn’t hear a word you say because of how pussydrunk she is.. she just pushes her face deeper into your pussy, tail swishing back and forth as she sucks on your clit making you groan. when she finally does pull away, her face all messy with your juices and goes, “so yummy… can I keep going please?”, with her signature pout and puppy eyes?? you can’t say no to that face. you just can’t!! so basically be prepared to lay there with yujins head between your thighs until your whole body’s numb from how many orgasms she’s pulled out of you, because puppy is eager and good with her mouth 😵‍💫

as eager as she is to give, yujin loves to receive too! puppy yujin who loves having her tits played with>>> when you’re at home she’s always lazing around without a shirt on, and on the rare occasion she is wearing a shirt it’s always three sizes too big and slipping down her shoulders. so, really she’s always got her plush tits on display for you. she’ll just prance up to you and place your hands on her chest or just plop herself down right in your lap, her tail wagging slightly, until you get the message to touch her hehe. her nipples are especially sensitive too 🤭 loves laying on the couch together as you massage her tits and rub your thumb across her nipples, tugging on them from time to time.. her moaning in your ear as she gets so lost in her pleasure that she starts humping your side the dumb puppy :(( she’d definitely cum untouched from you playing with her tits alone. she much prefers riding your fingers or strap though, that way puppy can get out all her pent up energy and feel good at the same time! telling her what a good girl she is as she’s bouncing up and down on your fingers, making her tail wag that much faster. curling your fingers in her cunt every time she slams her hips down has yujin panting, tongue lolling to the side, her puppy ears laying flat against her head as she chases her release. and what if i said she howls when she cums.. like full on howls. always giving her pets and kisses when she comes down from her high 🥺

[nobodylikety]

I know that you currently making hybrid! Newjeans and i love it. But ngl i kinda wanna see hybrid! IVE, like i really need hybrid! puppy yujin so bad. I know she's gonna be so cute 🥹🫳🐶

Puppy Hybrid! Yujin 🐾

Hi! I hope you're doing fine <3

Yeah, Iately I've been thinking about expand this Hybrid!AU and now that you mention it, I really want to make hybrid! IVE ~!

soooo let's begin with puppy yujin, since she is the goodest girl 🩷 I hope you like it! ^_^

tags: puppy hybrid! Yujin x gn!reader, fluff, hybrid AU.

Puppy hybrid!Yujin absolutely HATES bath time , she always demands a warm towel and serious snuggles after it. 🫧

Puppy hybrid!Yujin probably has an emotional support blankie! The reason? It has your scent, and when you're away from her and she misses you so much (to the point of whining and howling for you), she likes to curl up on top of it to feel a little closer to you. At least, until you return to her side to fill her with attention and tummy rubs, as she deserves <3

Puppy hybrid!Yujin subconsciously gives everyone puppy eyes. She can’t help it, it’s just how she looks up at people! she's literally this: 🥺

Puppy hybrid!Yujin is, contrary to what people would think, very calm. She's the kind of puppy that tends to lie down somewhere and when she sees you arrive, instead of running up and probably knocking you down, stays in her place while excitedly wagging her tail and smiling at you!

Puppy hybrid!Yujin is a certified good girl ™ She's a very observant pup, particularly about the emotions of others (and especially yours, since you're her owner), so she can tell when you need space or a hug. She only wants the best for you!

🩷 ، ﾟฅ ｡ [ Good puppygirl cuddle ]

You are working exhaustively trying to finish the report that your boss (whom, by the way, you hate with all you might) asked you. You've been like this for hours, staring at the monitor screen, while your fingers slide from one side of the keyboard to the other, excessively quickly. You are extremely concentrated, keeping in mind the idea of being able to finish that ridiculous report once and for all, even though you feel a stinging pain on the side of your head and your eyes are burning, due to the continuous and non-stop exposure to the screen.

You're so stressed, and so tired.

You could practically cry in frustration, because there seems to be no end to the damn report.

And Yujin realizes this. She feels your anguish, your tiredness, your frustration. She has always been very observant, especially when it comes to you. You are her owner, and she loves you.

So while you continue to type frantically, while leaning towards the screen more than is safe for your eyesight, Yujin gets up from the dog bed in which she is comfortably lying and walks towards you.

“Ngh” Yujin whines, demanding your attention. That familiar sound is enough to break your bubble of concentration. You stop your writing in your tracks, staying in the middle of a word, to move your chair and get comfortable. This action causes a pull in your back, indicating that you have been hunched over for too long.

"What's wrong, puppy?" You ask, looking at Yujin. Her lips are puffed up in an adorable pout, and her eyes give you a pleading look, one you know quite well. Puppy eyes.

"You don't look well. Yujinnie worries, owner"

You must look really haggard if Yujin points it out. You rub your hand over your face, yawning.

"Mhm, yes, angel. I haven't been feeling very well, it's work," You explain to Yujin. There's no point in hiding it from her, she's very smart and observant.

"Need a hug, owner?" Yujin's tail calmly begins to wag from side to side, with hidden expectation.

"Yeah, pup, please"

Within seconds, a pair of gentle arms surround you. Yujin snuggles deep into the hug, burying her face between your neck and shoulder, inhaling your scent. Being this close to Yujin makes you realize that these are the feelings you need now: peace, satisfaction, love. She is happy now. You are happy.

You no longer has the desire to continue working, nor do you have it in mind to continue with the report soon, since now all your thoughts are occupied by Yujin.

"Such a good girl..." You praise her, scratching her behind the ears. A hug from Yujin is capable of undoing all the discomfort of the day.

Puppy hybrid!Yujin has chew and nibble as love language, she often flops on you and randomly chews your fingers, clothes or your stuff just to make her love for you completely and absolutely clear!

+ This. Pup. CHEWS. EVERYTHING. Loves you? chews. Wants to play? chews. While she falls asleep? chews.

Puppy hybrid!Yujin breaks her toys more often than she would like :( but not on purpouse! she just has a strong grip 🥺

Puppy hybrid!Yujin gets REALLY scared with storms or loud noises </3 she will pout, get teary-eyed, crawl into your lap and whine, begging for the good ol' cuddles she needs so much to calm down 🫂

[sweetcloverheart]

You know, thinking about it some more, by "Derision"'s own premise - Marinette should have absolutely hated (or at least distrusted) Adrien day one regardless of the Umbrella apology, because him being friends with Chloe would have been the major issue/deal breaker. The moment she hears he's Chloe's childhood friend, she would have been doing utmost to avoid him at every turn despite him being so nice to her (After all, Kim was nice to her too, and look what happened there) because all the apparent deepseated trauma Chloe's prank left her.

Also, by extension, the class would have distrusted him too (and Kim maybe)? This is a dude that's apparently besties with the girl who's been harassing them for years and made their beloved favorite classmate go through a super traumatizing event the year before. A good majority of Adrien's first few months at Francois Dupount should have been the miraclass all avoiding him and playing interference whenever he tried to interact with Marinette, with the only minor exceptions being Nino (Who is the goodest of boys and also wasn't in the same class as Mari and Co when it happened but really should know regardless considering Chloe videotaped it and put it online?), Alya (Who just transferred in and likely wouldn't know what's happening either), and Chloe+Sabrina (The former of whom is more than happy that the losers are keeping away from her precious Adrichou! More of him for her then!). (And maybe also Kim? He probably sees it as Adrien going through what he did after the prank and deciding to buddy up/help him out since "nobody here knows how to take a joke")

Meanwhile, Adrien would feel so confused and isolated because his class all just hates him for some reason and he has no clue what he might of did to make them all mad at him? And it just makes school feel like home except 100 times worst because at least he (thinks he) knows why his dad often ignores and avoids him. And speaking of, he can't go to him about the problem because he'll just use the class's actions as an excuse to lock him back up in the manor for homeschool because it just "proves" he was completely right about Adrien not being safe at public school, and Chloe's no good either because her "help" (i.e Calling daddy or the principal to take away a class privilege or get a trip/activity cancelled those mean losers made her precious Adrien sad - so fix it or else!) ends up just worsening the divide, so he's basically on his own except for Plagg (who sadly can't really intervene in a way that would actually solve the issue). It also ends up funneling into making his crush on Ladybug 220% more codependent because it's literally one of the very few relationships he has where he isn't being treated like a leaper, idol, or a nuisance...except it turns out she also hates Adrien - but that's fine, because Chat Noir hates Adrien too! Dude's just the worst, don't you think my lady? So everything fine because they can hate Adrien together and bond through that (self hatred and poor coping mechanisms go brrr~)!

Basically the first 2 and a half seasons should have played out like an "Enemies!AU" where Marinette and most of the Miraclass is convinced Adrien is Chloe's new vice chief bully and act accordingly as Adrien desperately tries (and fails) to make friends and figure out why everyone dislikes him so much, while the Ladynoir side has the two bonding over how much they hate that lame blonde modeling twink from the magazines.

...Ah crap, now I want to make an AU.

[markantonys]

episode 5 thoughts!

heartbroken by no mat, but i was expecting it since min wasn't credited for this episode on imdb, and there was so much other amazing stuff going on, so i can cope. i do think they must be gearing up for a mat-heavy episode soon because his content has been so sparse thus far! we also didn't have lan this episode, which i'm good with since he got so much last week.

(minor imdb casting spoiler: ayoola isn't listed for ep6, so i'm guessing we may have no perrin next week. they definitely do have a lot of different groups to juggle! but IF mat & lan soon join the cairhien crew, we could condense things)

also sad at not much elayne, but again, the remaining episodes will probably be pretty big for her! same with egwene, that storyline didn't progress as fast as i'd thought it would in this episode, but OOF the preview for next week looks like A Lot!!

back to the beginning! falme looks SO COOL!!! and the opening scene with the seanchan was fantastic, it showed off so many different aspects of their culture in just a few minutes (namely their various Ceremonial Things and ideas of who's allowed to speak to whom)

lanfear just whispering "bitch" the second she revives killed me djkfjg what an icon. and we get confirmation that it is indeed the True Power that she used to revive herself.

Lanfear Unleashed is SO much fun oh my god, i love seeing her in full forsaken mode

moiraine telling rand that he can't sleep because lanfear will get him, girl don't tell him that he's going to internalize it and not sleep for the next 6 seasons. this season is really Wheel Of Time Origins: Rand's Various Emotional, Mental, and Physical Health Problems

elyas saying the ef5 aren't perrin's pack HOW DARE!!! i feel like they're making elyas even more standoffish/human-averse than he was in the books, which makes for an interesting dynamic and contributes to perrin's sense that his human & wolf sides can't coexist.

but hopper follows perrin!!!! the goodest boy!!!!!

AVIENDHA IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S EVERYTHING!!!!! although ngl her fake accent does sound a bit Fake to me lmao but i'm sure i'll get used to it after a few more scenes

hot dain bornhald is also here! he kinda compels me and i'm furious about it. if whitecloak why hot? in all seriousness, i can see already from his intro episode + the basics of his book story that he has the potential to be quite an interesting character if fleshed out more and given more screentime compared to what he had in the books, sort of a liandrin-and-alanna-like Main Secondary Whitecloak for us to follow

also he totally wants to fuck perrin you can't change my mind. buying him drinks and giving him a Cute Nickname, boy you ain't subtle! and then aviendha briefly hits on perrin later and also perrin stops her from killing dain. wake up babe, insane new WOT polycule just dropped djkfjfg

OB!!!! FREAKING!!!! SESSED!!!!!!!! with verin's detective subplot!!!! it is SO much fun, it delivers a ton of great exposition (namely about the black ajah), and it gives us a bigger peek into the brown ajah than the books ever did. i love this squad!! also katie leung was probably my first Girl Crush (not that i was aware of it) when i was like 8 so i was thrilled to see her show up here, god bless

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT GAVE US CONFIRMATION THAT GAWYN EXISTS IN SHOWVERSE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH when i tell you i came extremely close both to screaming and to falling off my bed!!!! i'd been hoping for a gawyn namedrop all season but having it here was SO unexpected! my current theory is that he'll be introduced in caemlyn next season along with elaida and galad, and all 3 of them will head to tar valon to look for elayne because they're worried after not hearing from her for a long time.

also now i want a fic where the wondergirls actually do get special permission from mommy morgase to leave the tower just so that they can attend gawyn's birthday party

anyway, someday gawyn and egwene are going to kiss with tongue onscreen and haters can die mad about it <3 oooh now i have a brand-new meetcute for them to look forward to since they didn't meet at the tower!

liandrin & nynaeve's convo in the ways was so good! they continue to do amazing work with that relationship and liandrin's character. AND WHEN SHE SUBTLY FREED THE GIRLS RIGHT BEFORE LEAVING HOLY SHIT i gasped!!!!! the LAYERS they have given this character!!! because yes she serves the dark BUT she still feels loyalty to her sisters (as seen in s1 too when she appeared genuinely upset over kerene's death) and can't stomach the thought of any of them, even the light-serving ones, being collared!

suroth saying with her whole chest "oh sure you're a forsaken but you're not even of the blood soooooo" god grant me her confidence. also another great illustration of the insane heights to which seanchan high blood take their superiority complexes. good god, what's tuon gonna be like?!

avi's fight scene was just as amazing as i'd been hoping and expecting!! 10/10 no notes. can't wait to see what she can do when she has weapons at her disposal!

and later avi tells us that she is out in the wetlands Looking For Her Man (that she doesn't yet know is Her Man) <33

moiraine saying "get rand some nice new clothes" and barthanes immediately offering to dress him, Sugar Baby Rand lives on! also, anvaere and barthanes definitely thought rand was moiraine's sugar baby after they cleared the warder possibility, you can't change my mind

also also, barthanes is so surprisingly sweet! i wonder if he'll still be a darkfriend, or if anvaere will be instead

lanfear making ishy dream about caressing rand's face in bed is something i will go insane thinking about every day until i die. like oh my god i don't even know where to START with unpacking that, so i won't even try djfkjg

like for real, they ALL BUT made it explicitly canon that ishy had/has a crush on LTT/rand LMAO it's what we deserve

and we get forsaken namedrops! moghedien, graendal, and "the boys." it could be that semirhage did still make it and lanfear just chose not to go on and on listing every single one (slash the writers wanted to give themselves some leeway in specifically naming forsaken in case they don't get enough seasons to deal with all of them), or it could be that one of the statues from last season was actually a man and/or stepin's statues aren't accurate, and we've got 5 men instead of 4 (in which case i'd imagine ishy, asmodean, sammael, demandred, and rahvin)

i'm gonna have to watch this ishy & lanfear scene again to pick up more because i was FAR too distracted by the initial homoeroticism to keep focusing lmao

aww i'm kinda sad not to get elayne & nynaeve hiding out in falme completely on their own, but for their sakes it's nice they've found (been found by) some Real Adults to help!

LANFEAR'S OUTFIT IN THE END SCENE LMAO this season really just went off the WALLS with horniness and kinkiness, and i am here for it. it's what rj would've wanted

now that moiraine and rand are indeed staying in cairhien after all, i really think we might get a cauthor reunion next episode!!!! fingers crossed!!!!

[shiro-s2e2-erukinzu]

Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 100 (Woohoo!! 🥲) You have been warned...! 👌

[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]

We did it. We have FINALLY reached Mission 100 of Spy × Family and...

...GODDAMN...!! 😫 MY HEART! 💔 WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO HURT ME SO ENDO!?!?

We are continuing the heartbreak with this one fellas...! 🥲 So without further ado, let's discuss Mission 100, shall we...?

In this chapter, we see exactly what happened to Martha before she is rescued at the end of Mission 99, and it is not a pretty sight in the slightest... 😔 A tank fires in her direction, but she survived it because...:

THE BLACKBELL'S BASICALLY SAVED HER LIFE!! 🥲🥲🥲

(I can't-- I just can't right now... 😭😭😭)

After that, Martha sees that some of her friends/comrades didn't survive the blast like she did, and then we cut to probably one of the most disturbing I've seen in this manga:

That BASTARD literally shot that poor girl POINT BLANK in the face ALL BECAUSE SHE WAS SCARED AND TRIED TO RUN!!!

Words cannot describe how horrible this is and how much I dispise heartless pieces of shit like this FUCKING guy...!! 😠

...

Moving on, Martha witnesses what that bastard did just before another tank fires at the trenches and everyone who isn't dead is told to retreat into the forest... We then see Martha wandering around the forest looking for her group...:

ENDO, WHY!!! 💔😭💔

Then, two Westalis soldiers confront Martha and...:

...She falls into the river and when she comes to, she's in the house that we saw her in the end of Mission 99 and she's greeted by a goodest good boy named Baron and an old woman named Mrs. Anabel...:

I don't know if she's connected to anyone or not, but regardless, she and Baron saved Martha's and that's what's really important...!

Martha asks Mrs. Anabel about her clothes and she tells Martha that she threw them away and can use her daughter's clothes because...:

What Martha says at the bottom of this page makes me wanna cry... It just makes me think how heartbreaking it is that there are people out there who can't believe or understand why someone would take care of/help out someone considered their "enemy"... 😔 And sadly, it's because of the stupid "Us vs. Them" propaganda that was shoved down their throats for years that makes people think/feel this way...

Moving on, Mrs. Anabel tells Martha about the village that she's in and that it's full of refugees who have lost their homes due to the war. Martha then laments that all she wants to do is to go home, so...:

Man, the way Martha looks on the bottom panel just makes me wanna give her a hug so bad... 💔😢💔

After she sneaks out, Martha notices that the stars in Westalis' skies are the same as the ones in Ostania (which almost made me cry) and after walking for a bit, she decided to take a break... While resting, Martha sees all of the things that Mrs. Anabel packed for her (some money, bread to eat and a scarf that Mrs. Anabel was knitting), but when she looks at the map the has "Go home" written on it, this happened...:

MY HEART!!! 💔😭💔

And that was Mission 100, I can't believe that we finally made to the big 100...! 👍

BUT AT WHAT COST!!! 💔😭💔

All this sadness is KILLING ME, but I love it at the same time...!! 🥲👍 I have no clue what Endo has in store for us in Mission 101, but I'm excited and scared of what possible horrors this man is gonna bring us next...! 😰

Jokes aside, I truly believe that Endo is one of the best mangaka I've ever seen...! His writing for Spy × Family is beautiful and haunting at times, while also being goofy and insane...!! 😆 He just knows how to strike a perfect balance in my opinion, and I wouldn't have it any other way...!! 😁

So to you Endo, here's to a hundred more chapters!!! 🎉 (Maybe...! 😅) And until the next Mission; take care, be safe out there and be kind to one another...!! PEACE!! ✌😁

[heartof-lion]

Hades 2, and while I'll forever be on my 'you actually can do a retelling of the Hades/Persephone myth without treating Demeter like a helicopter parent AND giving her her justified rage, yes I'm looking at you Lore Olympus' bullshit.

Spoilers I guess as I got to the part of the game that isn't developed yet. I'll put them under Read More

Pro's:

This is a very well polished Early Access. I've yet to encounter a bug, and I can live with the fact that some image tiles don't exist yet, and some are just plain drawings.

All the minor deities/Mythological folk are done well. I'm never forgiving them for the lack of Ariadne (include her you cowards, you can include a Dead God, give me my girl). I do in fact keep wanting to punt Narcissus and I cannot wait for his image tile. He better be the twinkiest twink to ever exist. Echo, my poor girl, I just want to hug her.

Heracles, my beloved, they did your very justified rage right. You keep trying to tell Mel, And honestly I'm with you my guy. It is bullshit she gets all these Boons and you have to literally fight for it. Every time I get a Hera Boon I just want you to shake Mel and be like 'RUN GIRL'

Moros, don't make me love you, I'm trying here.

I'm loving how we're getting to see the effects of their dark side too.

Chronus. Death to Chronus but lord he terrifying. Eris is exactly the kind of maniacal shit stirrer she ought to be and I'm tossing your apple away the first chance I get. Icarus is obviously Bae (or was at one point) and oh honey.

Hecate and her Witches (Medea! Circe!) are exactly the kind of terrifying powerhouses they ought to be and while I won't forgive them for the six pack (WHY) she's just so Good. Caring, strict, and truly a believer in Mel and her task. Solid Mom A+

Cons:

Obviously it's not finished yet but for 30$ it's solid. I don't appreciate having to pay to be a Game Tester (pay people for that), but for a game I've looked forward to, for an independent studio? Sure, yeah I did it for Nightingale and that's literally just sticks and hopes. This is far more polished.

The story and its infinite replayability seems obvious in that literal Time will just rewind to where you don't defeat him, but I really hope you can pull the family out of their prison.

You have to fight the Goodest Boy. You maniacs, he's just sad, let me just pet him :(

Odysseus is great. But if he doesn't come off like the worst Crypto Bro that will not only have you believe in Crypto, but will also make you a fortune for you to realize he's ran off with 90% of it, but you have an infinite invitation to the castle he bought with your gains, he feels off. He's too nice. Also it feels wrong to romance him.

But this is funny

'Believe you got on his bad side' YOU ABSOLUTE NERD.

More when it's more finished I guess.

[redeemers-and-dragons]

Tales from the Celestial Nexus: Part 1

Narration: The Celestial Nexus is a breathtaking palace suspended within the cosmic expanse, encased in a shimmering crystal sphere amidst swirling galaxies. Within its circular walls adorned with divine murals, gods from all pantheons convene upon a luminous platform, surrounded by thrones of celestial design. Illuminated by an eternal flame and ancient runes of wisdom, the Nexus is where divine beings unite to discuss matters of cosmic import, forging alliances and shaping the destiny of existence itself. In one of it's many many meeting chambers, the gods and goddesses meet to discuss the various issues and notes of interest within their shared domains...

Hiatae: *Bangs gavel* Alright, as this meeting's designated Lead Chair, I formally begin the "Cross Pantheistic Gathering of the Family Domain". Would any member here like to bring forth an agenda?

Boldrei: *Raises hand giddily*

Rest of the Council: *Exasperated sighs*

Lliira: *Rubs her hands together* Oh this ought to be good.

Hiatae: *Pinches the bridge of her nose* Yes, Boldrei of the Sovereign Host?

Boldrei: *Stands up, clears her throat, and pulls out a scroll* Thankyou, Hiatae of Jotunheim. I have an important update on my Champion-

Luthic: *Sneers, while picking clean one her orc tusks* You mean, "Farm Boy"? What did he do this time? Marry a pair of horses?

Yondolla: Oh that'd be adorable! Did he?!

Boldrei: *Pouts* NO! In fact he didn't, Luthic of Neshrik! My brave knight, Sir Arc of Bourbon, has taken up his first Redemption Quest, and is now going out on his first adventure!

The Council: *Some scattered congratulations and polite clapping*

Berronar: *Boredly stroking one of her Dwarven braids* That's dandy and all Boldrei, but is there an actual agenda you're getting at? Because we all have several other domain gatherings after this that'll take up enough of our, and most importantly my, day as is.

Boldrei: What I'm trying to get at is since Jaune is now on the road, and I wanted to inquire if any of you had any followers that may be able to lend him aide if he happens to cross their path? Hopefully single and fertile?

Council: *Groans in annoyance*

Boldrei: *Looking at the Council* What? What is it?

Yondolla: *Awkwardly clasps her hands together* W-well, I'm not too sure if my girls will be willing accommodate... those certain needs. But if he does happen to cross a Halfling village, I'm sure they'll more then welcome him for supper and provide a warm bed, to sleep in that is.

Berronar: My kind won't bar him from our Under Cities. But I hardly expect any self respecting Dwarven woman will take up a human for romp.

Lliira: *Leans on her desk, the rest of her floating up into the air as she kicks her feet* Why not send him to one of my groves? I'm sure the nymphs will have a wonderful time with a cute boy like him~

Luthic: *Darkly chuckles* Or I can send you one of my war bands. The girls could use some target practice.

Hiatae: *Smacks gavel* That's enough from you two! Boldrei, I think its wonderful that your... "Champion" is taking his first steps, but I think most of the Council would agree that until he actually makes a name for himself, we see no reason to arrange our own followers to seek him out as a mate. For now, the best I'll do his not let my girls accidentally step on him.

Boldrei: Oh is that what's this about?! My Jaune isn't good enough for your followers?! Well, I tell you you're missing out! He is the Goodest Boy! You'll see! You'll all see!

Hiatae: *Smacks gavle* Order! ORDER! Boldrei, don't make me call your husband in here again!

Boldrei: *Crosses her arms and sits down pouting.* Hmph!

[nopenototdaysatan]

....... The Red/Blue rot is over taking my brain. Actually, no. IT'S THE GENTLEMAN RED AGENDA! My people, I would like to introduce you to the smoothest and most gentlemanly lad of the colors: Red.

And in accordance to my Trans!Girl Blue agenda (you cannot stop me.) I would like to declare that Red looks at Blue, thinks about how he would want to be treated like a princess if he was a girl, and then proceeds to charm Blue into a flustered mess by treating her like a goddamn Queen! Blue acts like she hates it at first which convinces Red to stop cause he doesn't wanna make Blue uncomfy and then she has to be brave and tell him she likes it because she does. Red (and Erune) know she is a strong warrior but she never has to be that around him(/them). She can just be a normal girl.

Green is not smooth. He is making puns at every diplomatic dinner. Zelda keeps having to stop Green from unintentionally sending Hyrule to war. She loves her goober but he is a threat to Hyrule's peace. She has debated locking him in their room to keep him from punning their way into trouble during the really important meetings. Zelda is terrified for when she marries him and he becomes Prince Consort.

(Blue when not a Trans Girl is also Gentlemanly but in the super awkward wants to be the best but has no idea how he either keeps looking at Red (when dating Erune) for directions or (when dating Red) unintentionally looks pathetic to Red while trying to figure it out. Red thinks it's cute.

Shadow and Vio are not gentleman and never will be. They are in the library being nerds and doing weird shit in abandoned buildings: experiments, graffiti, rituals?, all of the above. Do not invite them to couples events or double dates. They're gonna talk about the weird shit they got away with last weekend that nobody else in the city could.

They are each other's bad boys. Vio in the science way. Shadow in the punk way. They are over here making each other worse and loving it.

In a world where they are not troubled teens. They're the couple who go on adventures and travel around the world. They hate staying in one spot. They show each other unique and interesting spots for date nights. It's adorable.

Zelda loves her husband very much. He needs to stop coming into her throne room looking like a mess after work just to give her a kiss. It is distracting! And not just cause his clothes are askew and his muscles are showing on the really good days. They have a home away from home that they go to for vacations where they can act like they're just married young adults and not the ruler of a country plus her General.

Erune and Blue are adorable. Erune enjoys being the damsel in distress for Blue. She thinks it's adorable and when Blue is puffing out her chest in pride Erune just giggles in delight. On the other hand Blue really likes coming to Erune to get patched up after a fight. She's the most gentle out of everyone with any injuries and it just feels nice when she gives Blue a kiss at the end. Food and gift giving is Erune's love language while Blue's is spending time which means so many picnics! Cheese boards are their favorite.

Back to Red! He is the goodest boy and while I only really ship him with Blue he could absolutely pull anyone. He is smooth and charismatic, empathetic and extroverted. He absolutely wants to be hanging with his partner doing what they enjoy. What he wants in return: to not feel like he needs to change for them and that they will protect his loving heart in return. Those who love him for him without the need for change are his better half. (Blue's good at protecting and even if he hates it will let Red know at the end of the day that he likes his caring nature.)

[charlie-lec-stories]

80's Fever (Part I) // CL16

Pairing: Charles Leclerc / Vestappen!Twin

Summary: What started as a PR activity to promote an 80's series ended up being Charles' excellent opportunity to make his rival fall for him.

Warnings: Some heated up make out session, but not that bad.

Author’s Note: This whole story is literally the troop of a good!boy and a bad!girl go from enemies to lovers. You’re welcome. Enjoy. Rate: +16.

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Charles looked at himself in the mirror, surprisingly finding out that he didn't look bad at all. When he was first told that Formula 1 was promoting an 80's series as going to the paddock in the typical 80's style, he was sure that he'll look like an idiot. He even complained to his PR team about it, but there was nothing he could do, Netflix was one of FIA's main sponsors and this, the ‘Drive to Survive’ series and driving celebrities around was their way of paying off. His light blue, loose and high-waisted jeans didn't differ much from the ones he usually wore, the white shirt was okay and it looked good with the white and black converses adorning his feet. He wasn't sure about the red and black flannel, but it was going to be mostly covered with the retro Ferrari jacket, so he could deal with it. The hair was the weirdest part since he was scold almost everyday for walking around with his hair uncombed but today he was instructed to leave it messy. Charles was really happy that he could use a bandana, the only piece of the outfit he actually felt like his. He put on the jacket, grabbed his wallet, phone and keys and walked out of his hotel room.

In the hotel lobby he found that the Verstappen twins were the only other two drivers along himself that were ready to go. Max was wearing dark blue jeans of a similar fashion to Charles', paired with black boots and a belt, a black shirt and a leather jacket. He was the typical bad boy from the 80's, his blond hair sticking in every other direction to add to the whole vibe. Y/N wore tight -really tight, thought Charles- leather pants with a Guns n' Roses shirt, combat boots, an oversized blue jean jacket and heavy red lips. The black eyeshadow made her blue eyes look even better and Charles found himself staring. Her hair was puffier than it usually was, but it looked good on her. Both Verstappen had Red Bull's logo on the back of their jackets. Charles walked towards them because he felt like not talking, being the only ones there, would be awkward, even if they didn't like each other. Once he was close to the twins, he greeted them.

"Good morning". Y/N looked him up and down before scoffing.

"This is so Ferrari. You look like the goodest boy ever, Leclerc". Charles could instantly sense that she didn't mean that as a compliment. Max turned around to face him and let out a chuckle.

"I would totally steal your lunch money". The other twin laughed out loud at her brother's confession.

"You look as mean as you are". The twins smirked. "I wasn't being nice".

"You are always too nice". She pointed out. "That's why we always kick your ass, golden boy". Charles rolled his eyes, wondering why he even tried to have a decent conversation with them. He then remembered his massive crush on Y/N.

"You win because you push people against walls". Max let out a soft laugh.

"It's called racing, Leclerc, deal with it". Charles was about to respond when Pierre walked into the lobby, his light blue skinny jeans and retro American football jacket making him look like the most popular person a school could ever witness.

"If I was 16, Pierre, I'd hands down make out with you under the benches after a game". The french winked at the blonde. Charles felt a little helplessness inside his chest. Why couldn't Ferrari give him a popular guy style or a bad boy outfit? Why did he always had to be the good boy?

"We can still give it a go, Cherie". Pierre looked at Charles when he felt him tense up next to him and remembered to keep himself on check, he was well aware of the monegasque's crush and didn't want him to feel uncomftarble.

"Over my dead body, Frenchie". Max shot Pierre a glare and the other raised his hands in self-defence, he knew that when it came to Y/N, Max didn't care if they were friends, the world champion wouldn't hesitate to kick his ass.

Slowly, the lobby started to fill with the other drivers. Each team had a clear style: Ferrari were the good boys, Red Bull the mean kids, McLaren the glam rock, Alpine the popular ones, Mercedes the pop stars, Williams the stylish, Hass the athletes, Aston Martin the rich boys, Alfa Tauri the nerds and Alfa Romeo the soft goths. Charles couldn’t help but look at Bottas and Zhou and think about the band The Cure, it was funny and both drivers rocked the style. Hamilton and Russell wore so many colours on them that it was impossible not to spot them. Yuki was kind of cute with his brown high waisted pants and beige shirt. Fernando and Lance didn’t have a problem at all pulling off the wealthy act, specially Lance who seemed to be acting like he was in a normal family gathering. Lily, Alex’s girlfriend, was enjoying the driver’s colourful suit a little too much, her squeals could be heard around the lobby no matter where you were standing. Kevin and Nico were the funniest, they decided to go for the spinning class number, fluorescent mini shorts, towel bracelets and bandana, finishing it with white tank tops with the Hass logo on them, it was amazing. But, in Charles' opinion, the best ones were Lando and Oscar, they looked like straight out from Bon Jovi, leather everywhere, sulky animal print shirts barely buttoned up with softly glittery chests, hairs covered in gel, the whole act and, boy, they wore it with the right attitude. It was an interesting activity and even if Charles didn't like it at the beginning, he was warming up to it. They had to do it the whole weekend, with different outfits every day but keeping the same theme each team.

Lando walked to the group, Y/N instantly complimenting his outfit. Some comment about Lando being unable to play an instrument to save his life was thrown around, Charles laughed just to go with the flow. He hated that she flirted with everyone but him. She always had something nice to say to Lando, Pierre, George, anyone, but for him, there were only mean comments. He yearned for her to say something nice to him, he wanted that so bad. Deep inside, he knew that the moment she said something nice to him, there was no coming back, no getting over her, ever. But he didn't care, he knew he could spend the rest of his life simping about her, he already did it for years. Carlos walked to them, his own outfit giving off the softest vibe, he was on an all jean outfit with a white shirt and white sneakers, tanned skin a lot more noticeable with the light coloured outfit. Y/N didn’t let the chance of flirting with the Spaniard pass her by, like she always did to make her brother sweat a little. She liked to get on his nerves and Max was the most over-protective brother Charles had even met. That was actually one of the many reasons why he could never date Y/N, Max would literally skin him alive for just vaguely suggesting it. That and, of course, the fact that Y/N hated him with passion.

The ride to the paddock with Carlos was way funnier than what Charles expected. They listened to 80’s music to get into the mood and got into an interesting conversation about the changes in F1 engines since the 80’s. Before they knew it, they were getting out of the car and walking to the main entrance to say hi to the fans. He saw Y/N and Max take pictures with people and do some old fashioned poses for the cameras. They seemed to be having fun. He took the smallest of times to quickly look at her ass, which looked amazing in those leather pants but then he felt guilty for staring. A fan asked for him and Y/N to take a picture with her and the two drivers hesitantly walked close to each other for it. Max kept an eye on them, making sure Charles kept his hands to himself. The truth is, he didn’t dislike Charles that much, he just liked to play some mental games as an advantage against the Ferrari golden boy, after all they still were racing rivals. He knew about the crush his sister had on the brunet and how much she forced herself to get over it. She did everything she could to keep Charles at a safe distance, the fear too great to let herself open up about her feelings. The Verstappens weren’t good at all that “feelings” deal, and Max understood how scared his sister was. The Dutch could see how her legs weakened when Charles spoke in French or how she flirted with everyone except Charles, too afraid of leaking some truth into her jokes. She was head over hills and Max could see it all the time.

“He’s looking at you”. Max informed his twin while they were having lunch. Y/N frowned, she knew what her brother meant, but she was getting tired of telling Max she didn’t like Charles anymore, that it was just a stupid crush she had ages ago. That was a total lie though, and lying was exhausting.

“Do I look like I care?”. He laughed and she glared at him.

“Actually... yeah, you do”. She sighed and got up from the table, taking her lunch with her. “Hey! Where are you going? Come back!”.

After the two practices, Charles showered and changed into his outfit again. He was happy, he got P1 in both practices, Carlos getting P2 and both Verstappens right behind them. If they could keep up that pace, they had a great chance of winning on Sunday. There was something about that weekend that felt different, maybe all this promotion thing that put everyone on a hype was actually good for his spirits. He waited for Carlos and they both drove back to the hotel when all of their press duties and debriefs were over. There, they parted ways, Charles went to the café in the last floor of the building while Carlos went to his room. It was around 8pm. As he was going up on the elevator, he thought about the extremely large coffee he was about to order, while he slowly swayed to the calm music playing on. Maybe he could order that or stay for dinner, or -. His line of thought was cut short once the doors opened. Sitting on a stool, at the bar, was Y/N, her outfit just like it was that morning, minus the heavy make up, her hair a little messier for running her fingers through it multiple times. She looked back at him when she heard the ding from the elevator, their gazes meeting. Charles walked out and sat at a table close to the bar but keeping his distance. To his surprise, she made the first move.

“You didn’t suck today”. She told him once she reached the table. There it was, the nice comment he so desperately wanted, or at least as close as he could get.

“You mean I did great, no?”. A playful smile tugged at his lips.

“No, I didn’t”. He kept looking at her with a smirk. “Just take the compliment, Leclerc, and fuck off”. She turned around to leave but he called her back. “What? Want another compliment? You have a praise kink or something?”.

“Sit”. He offered, ignoring the comment about his sexual preferences. “Have dinner with me”. She carefully looked at him, trying to find the catch on his proposal. “I’m not going to kill you, I just want to talk”.

“About what?”. She questioned back, still standing, he gestured towards the chair in front of him. She finally sat down.

“I just want us to get along better”. Charles came to the conclusion that if he couldn’t win her over by winning races, he would do it with kindness.

“Why? We’ve know each other for years and you’ve never tried to get along with me or Max”. She knew that was a lie, she wasn’t on her most honest mood today. Charles had always tried to fix things with them, because that was who he was, a nice guy. And she didn’t know what to do with kind and gentle, she only knew how to deal with violence and mistreatment, so she answered to his niceness with sarcasm and irony. All of Charles’ tries ended with him getting mad at the Verstappen mean response and insulting her back.

“I feel like we are mature enough to walk this through and find a solution without jumping at each other’s throats”. There he was, the good boy he’s always been. She thanked God for her being sat down, because if there was something that made her weak at the knees was Charles’ kindness. She nodded her head.

They spent the next two hours talking about all their history, their rivalry since the karting days, and before they both knew it, they were laughing and having fun. Sharing some old personal stories and remembering those mutual memories they thought they forgot, she found herself actually enjoying his company. There were a few silences in the conversation, opportunities she could have taken to run away and don't look back, but she wanted to stay. At some point, Charles ordered two burgers, breaking both of their diets. I won't tell if you won't, he told her and she crossed her finger over her lips. If two hours ago someone had told her that she would share a secret with Charles Leclerc she would had laughed, loudly, and recommended the person to check up with a neurologist. But there she was, giggling like a school girl while they ate greasy burgers. By 11 pm they were at the door of her room, they couldn't ignore that they had qualifying the next day, and that time was already pretty late for bed. They stood there for a moment, Charles had offered to walk her to her room and even if she resisted a little bit, she actually liked it. He looked down at her, his eyes greener than they were that morning.

She didn't waste any time, grabbed the collar of his flannel and pulled him down for a kiss. He was shocked at first but after a second, he kissed back and damn, he kissed her good. She felt like every thought in her head just vanished, the only thing she could process was Charles and how much she needed him to touch her. They messily opened her bedroom door, barely keeping away from each other, and he pinned her against the door once they were inside. She was tugging desperately at his hair and couldn't get enough of the low growls he left out every time she pulled off of it. His hands were everywhere, one moment they were at her hips and then he was gripping at her ass, before she could register anything, he was dragging them up her back and grabbing the back of her neck. Everything was happening too fast but she couldn't dare to slow it down, too afraid of the moment ever ending. He bit her lower lip and she left out a moan so pathetic she couldn't recognize herself. Charles commanded her to jump, mumbling the word against her lips, his hands lightly squeezing the back of her tights. She obeyed and wrapped her legs around his waist. Not breaking the kiss for even a moment, he took her to the bed, both falling onto it. His lips moved from hers to her jaw, then to her neck, sucking and biting purple marks at their wake, and she was kind of surprised by this pretty forward attitude from Charles. He was a nice guy and she expected him to be romantic and gentle, this man, pressing his hips into hers with the neediest desperation and roughly sneaking his hands under her shirt, wasn’t like the Charles she was used to at all. She wasn't complaining though. She tugged at the hem of his shirt and he took it off faster than a blink, she never even registered when he took the flannel off, her hands quickly finding his chest, feeling the warmth of his body.

"What I'm going to do to you tonight, Verstappen, I've been wanting to do it for years". His voice was low against her ear. That was definitely a darker side she didn't know he had. She smirked while he pressed his hips against hers once more.

"Then don't wait any longer, golden boy".

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