#if it doesnt hold up i ordered the magnet too

[the0verboss]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

This sticker is way bigger than I expected lmao

[strawbubbysugar]

quick question about elio and arche cuz I kinda wanna know: what's keepin their limbs attached to the rest of em? Is it magnetism? How strong?

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(If I put a really strong magnet next to their hands can I pull their hands towards that magnet or is their pull just too strong?)

Also how does Arche put his boots on if his feet aren't attached to his legs..? And does Elio get around everywhere barefoot? Dude, you're gonna get something stuck in your casing, be careful!

(Do they have casing for things to get stuck in...???? I feel like I'm askin the wrong questions here)

Hope your day's goin good so far!

Its going amazing, people are interested in my ocs!!! <3<3<3

oughghgh no wrong questions im losing my mind being asked anything about them at all!!! Its attached with incredibly strong magnets, even if you tried to pull their limbs away while they were charging or unaware, youd just end up yanking all of them with it! Its meant to allow them to move more fluidly than the other robots in Atomata can, since they were designed with the express purpose of being more human than the other robots in order to ease the transition for the human that would marry them eventually Arche's feet are very attached with the magnets, so hed be able to put his boots on no problem!

Elio avoids wearing shoes as much as possible because while he and Arche have pad sensors on the bottom of their feet, Elio likes feeling the ground- It makes him feel human to feel as much as he possibly can all the time. Much like Damia doesnt like layers, Elio hates shoes.(much to the chagrin of both his brother and his parents. It was a fight when he was younger to even get him to wear pants)

(their casing is sealed behind the magnets so no risk of things getting stuck inside, however it does mean he has to clean off his "ankles" (the magnetic structure holding his feet on) before he goes to bed or he'll be dragging a bunch of rocks that stuck to it into the sheets hsfgh

Side note: If you catch them while theyre turned off completely, they sort of fall apart like a house of cards once they turn off, without the magnets to hold them together. So theyre always very careful to be in bed or somewhere laying down, so their parts dont go scattering everywhere

Elio fell off a high ledge once when he was younger & on low power because hed been avoiding charging to play more, & Damia thought he died because all of his pieces scattered

[endious]

BIG BRAIN MOMENT:

Brian crushing on Tim's girlfriend.

You're just so beautiful, the way you laugh, the shape of your pretty plump lips, those doe eyes you give him, that sweet voice that enters his ears and fills up his mind.

And that's dorky look you got going on, how you help him with his homework and try to explain academic facts to him, trying to ignore the way he eyes you hungrily, holding himself back from pouncing.

But unfortunately, you don't feel the same.

He's "just a friend" to you, and nothing more.

Brian just doesn't understand, he's the perfect boyfriend for you, he's sweet, charming, Funny, and hot as fuck. Girls would kill you to get your position.

Maybe it's the fact that you don't want him is what gets him going, maybe you're playing hard to get, being a little tease.

But no, he knows it's not like that.

He knows it's all because of HIM, Timothy Wright, aka the weirdo he spends time with.

Their personalities and status were different on every level, Tim was the brooding loner and Brian was the magnetic eye-candy, along with the other two friends in their little squad.

People flocked to Brian, but avoided Tim, they though Tim was hot but also strange.

But you still chose Tim, you still kissed him sweetly on the cheek, you still hugged him and let him twirl you around, you still hand him his pills and deal with him in one of his episodes, you still looked at him lovingly even when he was being a total idiot.

Brian even bets you're fucking that bastard with the same cute little body that should be jumping up and down HIS dick.

It made his blood boil.

And Tim knew it, that bastard KNEW it.

The way he purposely kissed your neck in front of Brian, when he put his hands just a little bit above your ass and smirked at Brian, or how he would wrap his arms around you to make you giggles, giggles that stabbed Brian's heart.

But one day, one day Brian was going to get him back.

One day you would be screaming his name, and Tim would be the one watching dumbley.

And perhaps, that day wasn't too far away.

OMGFGOSNFOAO the way i grinned evilly at the sight of “big brain moment” YOU GOT ME GRIPPING MY SHEETS RN HOLY SHIT

brian likes the game of chase, he enjoys knowing he has to earn you unlike the other ladies who would kill to be where you are. he likes that in order to get you he has to work for it for once. but what he doesnt like is that tim is in the picture and it takes all his self restraint to not maul that freak to pieces and steal you away like he wants. brian deserves you, tim doesn’t. he never came close to brian on any level so why timothy wright? he’ll never know why you choose tim no matter what and maybe it just takes a little convincing, a few small lies about the man to get you to fall into a false since of protection in brian’s arms. he wont stop until he has tim tied to a chair and watching you go dumb on brian’s cock instead for once. it’s a dream he is going to make a reality soon enough. no girl he’s ever had a one night stand with has ever come close to what he can only imagine you’d feel like. it’s only a matter of time before brian gets what he wants, before he gets what he has earned all this time.

[criminalmindsismynextfoundfamily]

for the ship thing- ralvez?

okayy thanks Allie

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Spencer does all the time when he's lost in thought, and it takes him a couple seconds to realize why he's not walking forward anymore. So alot of the times Luke sneaks in front of him to open the door so he doesn't interrupt his boyfriend's beautiful brain.

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

Spencer watched a movie once where they wrote hearts with each others initials in it, and now is under the impression that it is a rite of passage when courting someone. So he specifically writes little hearts on case reports and then gives them to Luke early in their dating, which confuses him slightly but Penelope explains it to him.

Who starts the tickle fights (not really comfortable writing about this one, really sorry)

Who starts the pillow fights

Spencer hits Luke with a pillow one time when he's super sleep deprived, and Luke cannot let it go. In his opinion, Spencer started a war. I like to think if they have kids Luke instigates, and Spencer pretends to be above it until he has a 6 year old tackling him in the legs.

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

We know Spencer's good at falling asleep fast (he does it on the jet), and I think with Luke he's out even faster. Luke's past means it takes a while for him to let his guard down and fall asleep, but he loves watching Spencer when he dreams.

Who mistakes salt for sugar

Both of them, Spencer because he never has a good enough prescription to see, and Luke because he moves to fast to check labels on things.

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning.

Neither of them does at first, they're both too considerate of eachothers sleep. But one time Spencer does, and Roxy fixes him with the biggest death glare that he never does again.

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Derek gives Spencer dating tips, so he always uses cheesy lines, but Penelope gives Luke advice, and she always knows exactly what Spencer wants.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

Spencer actually has it coordinated by the Dewy Decimal system, and Luke is not allowed to put books back.

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

They both do, Luke is cooking and takes a lick and then holds the spoon up for Spencer who's sitting on the counter reading.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

Spencer is very very specific about smells, and he doesnt like alot of them. But one time they're shopping together and Spencer falls in love with the smell of this once candle. They buy it of course, but then Luke makes sure to keep the house stocked with exactly that type of candle.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

Luke does, when Spencer is reading. He writes positive notes on Spencer's arm where there are old self harm scars and needle scars.

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

Luke brings home the magnets, and Spencer keeps a collection on the fridge.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

Luke tries to make Spencer do it, but he keeps going on about the inaccuracies of the questions so he gives up and kisses him instead.

[dropoutparty]

shurara corps ark fix-it concept babeyy!!

under a read more bc this shits long LOL

also this is kinda rambly but whatever

when it comes to shuraras motivations here, maybe he could have been another childhood friend of keroros. idk how they could have been introduced, maybe through pururu or just by meeting in school, but ig that part doesnt rlly matter. what DOES matter though is that shurara decided to tag along with keroro, giroro, zeroro, and pururu on one of their misadventures and he gets hurt during it. BADLY. pururu patches him up, and zeroro apologizes like crazy (since he knows how much this sucks), but shurara is left with a strong dislike of keroro and friends. except for pururu, who he still likes (but im not keeping the crush bc it serves no purpose here) and zeroro who he kinda forgives a little bit but just because he apologized so much. maybe this could have resulted in some major physical injury that affected how he lived for a while, or maybe it spawned a phobia, but either way it left an impact.

putata and mekeke are sent in first with the goal of beating up the platoon a little bit and taking the star because they are the most skilled team. shurara doesnt want the star because of some stupid bandaid, but he wants to take it in order to both deeply hurt keroros pride and also to potentially have his platoon no longer be officially recognized, taking away something that means a lot to keroro. they actually succeed in taking the keron star kinda. when they get back to base, they realize that the star is fake, its just a piece of fabric or paper with tape on it (like what happened in the original arcs ending). this way the shurara corps will be established as an actual threat and also the ending will have actual stakes.

gyororo sends word back to base that the keron star putata and mekeke got was fake, so giruru is sent in to ACTUALLY get the real star, as well as punish the platoon for embarrassing the corps like that. this one plays out kinda like the actual episode (bc im too lazy to think of anything else), but all that matters is that he still ends up captured.

after this, the platoon is like ok this might actually be serious so they go on high alert. one day dororo notices gyororo (who was sent in a little before putata and mekeke to scout the place out and gather info) bc hes the only competent member of the platoon and confronts him, outing his presence to everyone. gyororo fights back but he is also captured in the end.

after the platoon has captured giruru and gyororo , shurara plans to capture and torture a member of the platoon as revenge. before he can do this though, dokuku and nuii decide to rescue giruru and gyororo in secret. nuii serves as a distraction to everyone while dokuku goes to rescue the fellaz. theres some minor conflict but in the end the four of them escape. after that happens, shurara is furious about his subordinates disobeying him and doing things behind his back, but he keeps his goal the same.

im gonna change yukikis powers bc they kinda suck and hes confusing. anyways yukiki isnt actually a snowman, but hes the hat! kinda like in mario odyssey, you put the hat on anyone or anything, and it will immediately be controlled by yukiki. he was an experiment done to try to make a sentient object, and he got his name because he was first tested on a snowman (which also makes it the form hes most comfortable taking). anyways, shurara sends in yukiki to capture someone by taking control of them, but hes defeated somehow and returns empty-handed.

im also gonna change robobos powers a bit. with robobo i dont think that he should have the ability to turn people into electronics because thats dumb and doesnt make any sense, so im gonna give him the ability to just control other machines. he also doesnt have a giant form, and can switch his hands between their magnet form and their drill form. anyways, at this point shurara is furious and decides that he doesnt care about capture anymore, he wants the platoon dead. he decides to send robobo for the job because robots dont have the same margin of error that living things do, or at least theyre supposed to. turns out, they totally do bc robobo also comes back with a failure.

after this, shurara somehow lures the platoon to his base (just like in the anime) but this time everyone is waiting for them there in a big empty room together. shuraras disembodied voice gets a monologue like in the anime and the roof opens, lighting the room up because its a bright spring day. kagege then appears and takes control of the platoons shadows like in the anime! all of the shadows are used to fight the platoon, as well as the corps themselves fighting. its an epic fight, but just when it seems like the platoon is all gonna die, the corps suddenly decide to stop fighting. they all tell the platoon about how shurara has been acting worryingly erratic and obsessive, so they agree to spare the platoons life as long as they confront shurara. the platoon obviously agrees, and theyre taken to a holding area so that shurara thinks that theyve won. they give them this offer because theyre not personally invested in killing these nerds, they dont really care. they ARE worried about shurara though, seeing how obsessed with this hes become.

anyways kagege reports to shurara (in my headcanon hes like shuraras right hand man or something like that) and is like "we beat the platoon, but we didnt kill them. theyre our prisoners right now and were gonna torture them before we let you do the honors" and then shuraras like "poggers!!! thats a great idea!!" and then proceeds to drink his choccy milk and play minedcraft. meanwhile, some of the others are actually patching the platoon up and telling them what to do with shurara. they tell the platoon to try to hurt him as little as possible, and DEFINITELY dont fucking kill him, but just try to knock some sense into him and restrain him or something.

the platoon asks why shurara hates them so much and whoevers patching them up doesnt know, but kagege comes down soon after and tells them shuraras motivations. after this, some understanding can be felt by giroro and dororo (bc they were there, even tho dororo is the only one who remembers shirara like at all) and keroro feels kinda guilty but not too much bc head empty. later, the corps has a big celebration feast and shurara declares that hell painfully kill the platoon bright and early tomorrow. in all the commotion, nuii convinces gyororo to sneak down into the platoons holding cells to bring them some leftover food.

the next day, the platoon is brought to the same room that they fought the corps in, and theyre tied up. shurara is talkin abt how hes gonna kill them all super painfully and stuff but little does he know that the ropes holding the platoon are actually not secure at all (on purpose), so the platoon all escapes their bindings and a fight with shurara ensues. when the platoon is in a tight spot, one of the corps will show up real quick and help them out, kinda like a support in a fighting game. eventually, shurara is tied up and defeated technically.

shurara is whining and stuff and calling the corps a bunch of traitors, but the corps talk to him about how worried they all are about him and that this whole thing has gone too far (you rlly think these goobers are worth all this effort??). shurara says something about how keroro hurt him before, so he wants to hurt him and his platoon back. the corps are like ya i get that but killing them is wayy overkill no pun intended. keroro apologizes and maybe dororo can say something about how keroro also hurt him in the past but hes been able to move past that or whatever and shurara is like bro ur right and he starts crying like da babey he is lmao and there u have it!!! the arcs over and everyone is ok and happy!!! found family trope pog!!!!!!

[mikeshanlon]

what do you think are the other ggreboot characters zodiacs?

okay so just gonna like ramble about some placements i think they might have and disclaimer i am no expert or necessarily Fixed in these possible placements. also every sign has good and bad and manifests itself in diff ways so if u dont love the placements i chose sorry babes bladididahhh okay continuing

julien: def think she is a gemini, i think she def gives mutable/gemini sign vibes both in how sometimes she will be a lot more calculated and "bitchy" and then be a lot softer (not saying geminis are two faced but multifaceted), and in how she wants to grow over the course of the season and become more authentic. especially with how geminis are curious and want to see how the world works and question things, the more she explore the more she understands herself. geminis are also super fun and magnetic which i think fits her vibe. plus i think she is definitely a good communicator, even tho i think her speech in 1.04 was.... something... she was able to pull it out on the spot and be well spoken and convince the party goers, so very good with her communication imo. leo rising, bc u kno Magnetic Grand Influencer. always aware of how shes percieved. can be rash, but like, she's fun, shes got a warm heart.

zoya: zoya is canonically a libra (october 22). i think that fits in a lot of aspects, she definitely embodies the traits of libra that are very concerned with justice, and i do think she is diplomatic/logical (her knowing whats important to her and not as caught up in the world of reputation as the others), tho less of a... pushover/peacekeeper as aki is. also her love of the arts in reading/plays. def think she probably has aquarius placements given again the sense of justice but also her being more outspoken/rebellious/unpredictable... aqua mars maybe? could be a cancer moon, for the idea of nostalgia/past, wanting home and security, hating superficiality.

aki: obviously i have not shut up abt him being a libra sun. i just know it in my bones its the introverted libra blueprint the peacekeeping the innocent nature the love of art (film in his case) his magnetic lover pretty boy energy, a pretty defined Aesthetic. diplomatic, always looking at things through logic. libra mercury as well for similar reasons, diplomatic and reserved with his words, objective, tries to make everyone happy even at his own expense (hello forgiving/apologizing to audrey and max for all the shit they did lmao). i think he has a pisces moon because i do think he's sensitive and cares deeply and quite dreamy in his own head but not going to be maybe as reactive as a cancer/scorpio moon. they are a lil weird they can kind of be a pushover/doormat, its the vibes. aquarius rising bc he does have the Mysterious Aloof vibes esp if you don't know him, a loner, a bit weird, abstract outlook, nervous. mayhappssss pisces mars bc its again like p romantic and sensitive but they can be kinda hard to pin down and less agressive but i havent Nailed down a venus/mars yet.

audrey: taurus sun i think. i love the idea that two of the sides of their love triangle are represented by venus and i think it fits with them-- both find love very important and have love for each other, but it doesnt really work romantically bc of their diff styles (like personally as a libra loveee them as friends idk if i could really be in a relationship tho). taurus is fixed and resistant to change bc its what they know, ie, her not wanting to move at all. interesting in aesthetics, being classy, etc. wont hold back her judgement (also guessing she has some fire in her bc of how much she lashes out. mayhaps aries or leo). loyal, at least to julien and the idea of friendship and partnership lmao. wants a loyal partner who stays by her side no matter what. also her love of reading and cooking and domesticity is very taurean. this may be bc of her big eyes but i feel like she has a water rising, i think scorpio rising fits best, she can be quite intimidating, she wants privacy, determined, she wants a reliable partner again. can be impatient.

max: leo sun-- im sorry maybe too obvious LMAO but he's just like very charming, confident, wants fun, dramatic af, loves an indulgent moment, wants people to want him. but also i think very warm and nice to his friends when they need it, like going out with julien, or in softer moments like helping audrey with her mom and cooking breakfast for her and aki. leos are also quite funny which i think max is. he's mischevious, he wants vibrance. i also think leo/taurus and leo/libra compatibility make sense for the love triangle lmao. aries moon, likes confrontation, likes drama, want what they want (and often, they have lots of diff crushes) and will go after it. impulsive. want instant gratifcation, to live life charging ahead and in the moment. don't understand skirting around emotions. i think gemini or sag in mars, because of the freedom/independent aspects, fun, and also the sexuality of the mars signs.

monet: capricorn sun and mercury, she knows what she wants, she wants success and power, and shes going to figure out the most effecient way to get there, no matter what. shes going to protect what she cares about most, shes not gonna deal with the bullshit, a bit of a hater of everything. wealth, oppulence. DEFINITELY has a strong scorpio placement / mars energy--probably scorpio mars as at least one placement: ready for war, secretive, observant, calculating. i think maybe aries rising, direct action, competitive, want to lead, blunt and brusque, quick to drop if its not working, with scorpio and cap placements that drive and aggression to be on top increases.

luna: i think she's a virgo sun, she's calculating/discerning, shes a bit judgy, she has rules and order and you're going to fucking follow them! she's observant, able to figure out things like monet's betrayal. def think shes a libra rising, she is so etheral and magnetic, social. while i dont think her libra manifests in a super diplomat way like zoya or aki, i do think she does try to compromise and find balance in certain areas, like going along with the zoya and julien sister narrative and making it work even though she didnt rlly want to. also the style aspect of her character is v libra rising. leo mercury, she's dramatic and fun and has an ego and some u kno.. scathing shit to say lmao.

obie: okay im sorry he is such a fucking toxic pisces male. projecting fantasies onto ppl and then getting upset when they dont fulfill that? yup! mutable as fuck, never really taking a stand in activism, family, love. wanting to be a martyr. staying in situations he doesnt think will work out bc he wants them to--like waiting until he had an excuse to leave julien, or thinking that maybe things werent good with zoya but holding on. hates when ppl critique him. maybe venus in libra bc very idealistic about what he wants in a relationship and wants things done a certain way or else hes like wtf. idc abt his other placements lmfao

[dylinski]

Magnetism

Warnings: SMUT! bondage (but barely), language, violence, kind of dom tommy (but y/n is a brat so it doesnt last long), angst (obviously)

Relationships: Thomas/Reader

Word Count: 7.5K

Author: @dylinski​

A/N: Here’s my fic for day 4 of tomuary!!!! if i get them finished, i plan on posting two more but we’ll see how that goes. lol hope ya’ll enjoy and let me know what you think please. i’m really unsure about writing smut and idk if this is any good, so if i shouldn’t write anymore it would be nice to know. lol

There’s something about running for your life and fighting against all odds to survive that make a person reevaluate their life, but with Y/N, that’s not the case. Being in the scorch with a bunch of boys wasn’t much different from the glade, so what was there to consider? She knew who her friends and her enemies were and that’s all she needed to know in order to survive in this world. If Thomas had just listened to her when she said not to trust Teresa, more of them would be alive, but him not believing anything Y/N says is to be expected. Since the moment he came up and out of the box, something repellant between them switched on. The only proper way to describe it is when you try to force two poles of a magnet together with the same polar direction.

Fighting their way out of the maze, through the scorch, and now in this abandoned town lets a person see a lot of death and Y/N was tired of it. If that meant trying to convince Thomas that running around and attacking WCKD at random to find Minho, risking other’s lives, was a bad idea then she was willing to take all the blame. They were so close to paradise and they had saved so many souls already. At least Vince agreed, having one person on her side is nice.

There was another meeting, discussing all the usual topics, but Thomas seemed more pissed off than usual, which is saying something as of late. He’s been nothing but a pissy bitch since the search for his raven-haired friend had turned sour and unwilling. The meeting was held in a moderate-sized room, big enough to hold the handful of people permitted. Thomas was leaning on both hands over a table with Newt at his hip, what a surprise. They were combing over a map with Vince and Jorge, arguing about a last city or something. Y/N was sitting in the corner, rolling her eyes at practically every other word, a sad image of men and boys arguing over nonsense around the circular table. 

Newt would look up every once in a while and give her a sympathetic smile to let her know she wasn’t forgotten in the exchange of emotions and words. She liked Newt, he had always been kind to her when most of the other boys treated her like she was fragile and delicate in the maze. He never doubted her or underestimated her abilities despite what was between her legs, well, until that little shit popped up and out of the ground. Motherfucking Thomas, the angel, the savior, the one who will lead us to paradise. Yeah right, more like the one who will lead everyone to their preventable deaths.

“Look! He was there, okay? I know it. Minho was there!” The vein in Thomas’ neck was protruding and defined from the strain he was putting on his words. He was desperate. “We grabbed the wrong container!”

“Thomas, there was a 50/50 chance and we made a choice of which one to grab. Not to mention the odds of him being in either train car, to begin with, were small.” Vince was calm and collected, he always managed to keep a cool head.

“Yeah, but he was there! If I had just..” Thomas was quieter now, but no less desperate.

“You didn’t pick the wrong one, Mate. We saved at least 100 people from WCKD today. I wouldn’t call that a failure. We didn’t find Minho, but I have faith we will. He’s still out there, I know it.” Newt looked up at Y/N when he finished, and she couldn’t help to give a forced smile. Leave it to him to be the voice of reason, but also the one to egg on the bumbling buffoon everyone seems to eagerly place their faith in.

“Newt, I get that, but he was there, he was right there! If we hadn’t been so pressed for time I could have-”

Y/N jumped up, utterly pissed at this point and tired of hearing these idiots run round and round in the same circles. “You could have what, Thomas? You could have picked the ‘right’ container? Hmm? Why don’t you go tell that to Sonya? Or Aris? I’m sure they’d love to hear that you saving their lives, along with everyone else in that box, wasn’t your goal and you’d gladly trade them for the single life of Minho.”

Everyone in the room fell silent and it was filled with the light of the moon shining through the missing part of the ceiling. The flames from the lanterns danced on everyone’s shocked faces. Y/N was never one to prance around the daisies when it came to stating the obvious. Thomas looked almost ashamed and it was honestly annoying. She was tired of his pitiful ’I didn’t ask for this’ routine.

“You know that’s not what I meant.” Despite the guilt that raged in his stomach, he used it to fuel his anger towards Y/N, which was to be expected. He took most of his negative emotions out on her, his own personal punching bag, but he could never land any punches because she honestly couldn’t care less. She rolled her eyes and placed her hands on her hips, shooting knives at him and his nostrils flared under her eyes. An unknowing battle of spiteful gazes between them.

“Well, as entertaining as it is to watch you two practically have hate-sex with each other, we need to discuss our options.” Jorge obviously chose his words to jolt the two out of their staring contest and it worked. They both made faces like they had tasted something sour, scrunching their noses at the idea of actually wanting each other. Well, I mean, it’s not the first time Y/N had thought of it, but just because he had the body that could rival a god doesn’t mean she was ignorant of his pea-sized brain.

“There’s nothing to discuss. We’re not risking anyone’s lives to go to the last city, if it’s even real.” Y/N couldn’t help but sights the relief of Vince seeing reason.

“I’ve heard things over the years, that it was a last resort for WCKD, their place of operations. I’ve never managed to make it that far north, but it’s one of the safe heavens that were put into place when things went to shit.” Y/N huffed in annoyance, thanks, Jorge. Great job at giving the little shit ideas.

“Look, we could make it there with a small team in a week and then be back with Minho in no time.”

“No, Thomas. I’m not risking any more lives to save one person. This is a suicide mission. If it’s anything Jorge says it is, the city will be a fortress. Not to mention the road to get there, riddled with the infected. We don’t have the people or the resources to take on a fight like that.” Vince was tired of arguing with him, so he was standing his ground and that would be the end of it. Thomas may have been the leader in the glade and the scorch, but here he was allowed the privilege to have a say by Vince.

“I don’t need an army, just two or three-”

“Thomas, no!” Vince was done with these petty arguments and put his foot down. “The ship is almost done. We’ll be ready to sail in less than a week. There are casualties in war, and in this world, the life of one doesn’t out way the lives of the many. We’re not going and that’s final.”

Thomas grunted and threw his arms up in rebellion, stomping off to brood somewhere by himself. 

Y/N couldn’t help the small smile of satisfaction that crept onto her face from seeing him so pissed off. She strode over to where Newt was standing and crossed her arms, leaning her back against the table to face him.

“He’s hurting you know? He blames himself. He blames himself for everything honestly.” The smile melted away just as easily as it appeared. There goes Newt, always defending his puppy.

“He should! I told him not to trust Teresa!” Newt let a small shudder roll over his body at her name and Y/N couldn’t help but feel empathy and guilt for mentioning it.

“We all trusted her, except for you, of course. You never let us forget it, but we had no reason not to. She helped us, she helped Thomas. Maybe you were just jeal-”

“For the love of God, Newt, if you say I was jealous, I’ll break your other leg.” He chuckled at the threat, knowing it was empty and mostly a joke. It made her smile a bit, seeing him smile and laugh. He was always like a brother to her and she missed seeing him so happy. A lot of them haven’t been able to feel that way for a while now. Not since Thomas showed up and shucked it all up, anyway. 

“He understands why you hate him.” Y/N was caught off guard, lost in her own head when Newt broke through.

“I don’t hate him, I just…” There wasn’t really a word for it. It was like Thomas was made specifically to boil the blood in her veins and ignite a fire in her stomach that was begging to rage. He knew exactly how to get under her skin and press her buttons, and most of the time he wasn’t even trying.

“You two are a lot alike actually.” Newt let out a chuckle and ignored the hard stare directed at him. “You’re both stubborn as bulls, reckless too. Jumping into things without thinking clearly. You’re guided by emotion rather than logic, but there’s nothing wrong with that.” He turned his head to face his friend and curled up the corner of his lip. “Go get some sleep, we’ve all had a long day.” Newt patted her shoulder and limped off, leaving her alone in the room that now felt huge.

Y/N wasn’t really that tired, so she decided to go around to her favorite spot by the water that she found when they first arrived. The way the moonlight danced on the water in the darkness created the illusion of twinkling lights and reminded her of looking up into the sky in the glade. She hopped down from the ledge onto the sand and trotted through the thick and moist beach towards the large rock that always managed to be warm despite the sun. When it finally came into view, she halted in her tracks.

Of course, Thomas would fucking be there, laying on her rock in her secret spot. A low grumble resonates in her chest as she clenched her fist and stomped towards him. He heard and sat up hazily, having been lost in the limbo of sleep and consciousness.

“What? Who’s...oh. It’s you.” He laid back down, resting his head on his arms that were raised over his head.

“That’s my spot.” Y/N spoke through gritted teeth and clenched fists, trying not to punch him.

He lifted his head slightly and opened one eye, looking Y/N over and then let his head fall back down. “I don’t see your name on it.”

Y/N’s jaw went slack as she let out a small whine of protest, which seemed to put a shit-eating grin on Thomas’ face. Despite being pissed as hell, she couldn’t deny that his smile, with the crescent eyes and the way the moon illuminated his face, was...beautiful. No. No no no no. She’s mad and he’s an annoying little shit that gets everybody hurt or killed. Okay, good. She couldn’t stand the thought of actually being attracted to him.

“You know, Newt says-” Thomas was cut off by her.

“Newt says a lot of things.” Despite being so close to him, Y/N still couldn’t help but feel the rise of annoyance as she rolled her eyes.

Thomas sat up on his elbows and looked over at Y/N. The way he looked at her, and the light of the night with the waves crashing, for some reason it made her feel vulnerable. She moved her arms that were crossed on her chest down to wrap around her stomach. Thomas tilted his head in the most quizzical of ways like he was trying to decipher her. She was a puzzle he couldn’t quite solve, but so terribly wanted to. 

Tired of being gawked at, Y/N took the few steps between them and leaned against the large boulder, her back mostly facing Thomas. She looked up to the sky that was mostly black and empty and let out a sad sigh. She missed the stars, but since they left the maze they seemed to have all died out.

“I know, I miss them too.” Y/N shot a look over her shoulder at Thomas who was looking up. She couldn’t help but linger her gaze on him, he looked so...broken. He must have felt her stare because the muscles in his arms flexed under his weight as he shifted uncomfortably. His jaw clenched, but he still kept looking up, searching for something they both knew he’d never find.

“Why do you want to save Minho so bad?” He broke his lock on the sky and looked at her like it was the stupidest of questions, which it was. “I mean, I know why, but he’s probably dead. We haven’t heard anything about him in months and-”

“He’s alive.” Thomas laid himself back down flat against the rock. “I know it, I can feel it in my gut.” He spoke like it was the truth, something factual rather than the simple feeling that it really was.

“Yeah, but what if he’s not? Are you willing to risk our lives, your life, for someone who may not even be alive?”

He sat up fully and his eyes were dark and full of emotions she couldn’t quite decode. His posture changed to confidence and purpose. “Minho would do it for me.” He looked out to the ocean and crossed his legs, letting his elbows rest on them, placing his cheeks between his hands.

Y/N couldn’t argue with him there. She had known Minho longer than Thomas, and if there was one thing he’d never do, it would be leaving a friend behind. Thomas scooted over and patted the hard surface next to him. She examined the spot and looked up to him, questioningly. He gave her a small smile and she climbed up next to him. There was silence between them, not having much to say, as they shared the space and took in the sea and its illusion of stars.

“I’m going,” Thomas spoke softly as he continued to stare out at the water. They could hear the waves lapping against the stone as his words echoed. Y/N wasn’t entirely sure what he meant. Was he going now? Going to sleep? He looked up and his lips turned down, eyes full of sadness and it hit her. He was going to the last city, alone.

“What!? You can't go! Did you not hear Vince? It’s a suicide mission!” Y/N surprised both of them at her exasperation to get Thomas to stay. I mean, sure she didn’t like the guy, but it’s not like she wanted him dead.

He looked at her and pulled his knees to his chest, wrapping his arms around them. “I don’t care. I have to at least try.” The look in his eyes was pitiful and unrelenting. The decision was made, and once he made his mind up on something, there was no use arguing with him.

“If you want to die, that’s fine, I won’t be a part of it.” Y/N hopped down from the rock and started to walk away hurriedly. “But I’m telling Vince.” 

Thomas’ eyes grew wide and he jumped from the rock and chased after her. “No! You can't say anything!” He grabbed her arm and she reactively spun around, landing a solid punch in his gut. Thomas grabbed his stomach and took a step back, grunting in pain. She rolled her eyes and turned to continue walking when Thomas ran up behind her and tackled her to the ground.

“What the fuck, Thomas!?” She struggled but managed to spin around, her back to the sand and Thomas hovering over top her, caging her in with his arms as they held her wrists down over her head.

“I can't let you tell anyone before I leave!” His hot breaths were huffing into her face, a contrast to the cold breeze that had chilled the air.

Y/N looked up at him in frustration and confusion, but mostly at herself. Her eyes flitted down to his lips for the slightest of seconds, but she had to throw those thoughts from her mind. Sorry, Thomas. She slammed her head up into the boy’s nose and he let out a shout as he flew back, grabbing his face and releasing his grip on her arms. She wiggled out from under him and stood up to keep going, but a hand wrapped around her ankle and she face-planted into the hard earth and let out a groan, rubbing the sore spot on her head.

Thomas climbed up on top of her, straddling her waist from behind. He held her wrists to her side this time, avoiding the possibility of her bucking her head back and hitting him in the face again. She writhed underneath him and fought as best she could, but he was stronger than her. It didn’t help that he had the advantage either.

“Are you jacked!? Let me go you little shuckface!” She let out screeches and shouts as she struggled, but it was no use. She gave up and relaxed under him. “Well, you can't hold me down forever! What’s your plan here slinthead?”

Thomas didn’t reply, obviously trying to make this shit up as he went along. He pinned her arms behind her back and stood up, making a grunting noise as he pulled her up with him. “Oh, now he’s the quiet brooding type. Couldn’t get you to shut up for the life of me in the glade, but now you got nothing to say?”

“Shut up.” He grunted through his teeth as he pushed Y/N forward a bit, jerking her around as they walked. He still had her arm pinned behind her back and it was getting kind of painful now.

“Where are you taking me? Are you gonna kill me? Didn’t think you’d have the balls. Well, actually with all the people you’ve killed over the last year, it probably won’t be that hard.” Thomas threw Y/N up against the wall of one of the buildings as they passed through the camp and her head bounced off, now throbbing in two places. She slammed her eyes shut and grabbed the back of her skull as Thomas slammed his hands into the wall on either side of her face. His body was pressing into hers and she could feel every muscle tense as he gritted his teeth and flared his nostrils.

Their faces were inches apart as he growled at her. “I’m getting fucking tired of you reminding me how many mistakes I’ve made!” She has seen him angry like this before, and it was intense, but to have it directed at her, if she was less of a stubborn mule, she probably would have klunked her pants. Thomas was like a raging sea when he was truly angry, everything in his path swallowed up and demolished. He had so much anger, so much hate towards WCKD and himself that when he reached a tipping point it would all spill out like an erupting volcano, and Y/N just happened to be in his path.

“You walk around, talking shit about me to everyone and I can’t take it anymore! You think I don’t carry those people with me, that I don’t know the lives I’ve cost!? I didn’t want any of this! I never asked for it. I didn’t want to be the leader! That’s Minho’s job, but for some God-forsaken reason, everyone but you thinks I’m some savior. I just want to save my friends! I just want to get as far from WCKD and this fucking place as I can! The last thing I need is you reminding me how royally I’ve screwed up every five seconds!” He pulled her off the wall, she was mostly shell shocked from his burst of fury. He gripped her bicep tight enough to leave a bruise as he guided her further through the camp. “But first, I’m getting Minho.”

They traveled the rest of the way in silence which was preferred by Thomas since he was trying not to wake up anyone anyways. They made it to the small building that Thomas had claimed as his own and he shut the door behind them. He pushed Y/N down forcefully on his excuse for a bed and she sat there, still and silent. Thomas paced and ran his fingers through his hair as his mind raced a million miles a minute.

Y/N gulped and wasn’t entirely sure what to say to keep him from exploding again. It wasn’t that she feared he would hurt her, she knew he wouldn’t, but she feared to see him like this. Seeing him like a rabid dog biting at the ankles of anyone who caught his eye. Thomas grabbed a shirt from the floor and ripped off a piece and grabbed her arm, pulling her up the bed.

“Are you serious? You’re tying me up?” Thomas glared at her and then proceeded to tie her wrist to the post of the bed. “Kinky.” Her words were meant to antagonize him, and it worked as he visibly clenched his jaw in vexation. He got up and started to walk around the room when Y/N cleared her throat and waved her hand at Thomas. “Well you’re not very bright, are you?” He looked at her with bewilderment and she rolled her eyes. “My other hand. What’s to stop me from untying your sad excuse for a knot?” Thomas growled under his breath, mostly at himself for not thinking about that possibility. He ripped off another strip of cloth and tied her other wrist to the opposite bedpost.

She wasn’t entirely sure why she was helping him, but she was starting to find this entertaining. Seeing him sputter around in an attempt to get himself killed and digging himself into a deeper hole. Y/N watched him with enjoyment as she crossed her ankles and relaxed against the headboard. He was scurrying around the room like a squirrel, trying to find things and stuffing them into a bag.

“So you’re just gonna leave me tied up when you leave until someone finds me, huh?” Thomas looked over his shoulder and huffed as he continued to rummage through his belongings. “Don’t forget your jacket, might get a little chilly.” He stood up from where he was squatting and threw his bag down hard on the ground and curled in his lips with impatience.

“Keep talking and I’ll gag you!” 

“Ooo, promise?” Thomas shot daggers as he glinted his eyes and growled. Y/N just smiled and wiggled her head in triumph. “If you wanted to get me into bed, all you had to do was ask.” Thomas rolled his eyes and turned to keep packing. She was getting bored of the silence and made an attempt to rile him up again.

 “Some of the boys in the glade used to talk, you know?” Thomas ignored her as she rambled on. “Apparently you weren’t very quiet when you used to, you know?” Thomas turned to her with curiosity. Since her hands were, tied she couldn’t make the motion, so she thrust her hips up twice, but he got the idea. His eyes went wide and he froze in place. Y/N couldn’t help but laugh at his discomfort. “I overheard Jeff telling Zart about how they accidentally saw you in the woods rubbing one out and when you came you said my na-”

“SHUT UP!” Thomas grabbed what was left of the shirt from the end of the bed and shoved it into Y/N’s mouth. She just laughed through the fabric, her enjoyment muted. His cheeks were so pink that they looked like they were hot to the touch and it was almost adorable how flustered and embarrassed he looked. He was sitting on the side of the bed, his back mostly facing Y/N and his head hanging low in shame.

Finally, his cheeks turned from pink to red and he looked to her as he stood. “Well, what do you expect with you prancing around the glade in those short shorts and spaghetti-strap shirts!?” Y/N’s face went from amused to resentful. She tried defending herself through the cloth but all that came out was stifled noise. Thomas threw his arms up and huffed in annoyance, then grabbed the shirt from her mouth.

“I said, you fucking misogynist, that it was fucking hot out while I was working, unlike you who avoided his duties like the plague! Besides, how is it fair for you to fucking say shit like that about me when you paraded yourself around in those pants that clung to your ass while you were shirtless? Do you think I liked staring at your abs as sweat rolled down them?” Both of them were stunned into silence, Y/N realizing what she said and Thomas just amazed that she even thought about him like that. 

They both stared at each other, Y/N turning flushed and Thomas trying to hold back his smile. “Shut up!” She pushed her leg out to the side as she kicked him as hard as she could in the leg. He shouted at the impact and bent over to grab the spot that now throbbed.

“You’re such a violent little shit!” He hollered at her, referring to their brawl earlier.

“Yeah? Imagine me in bed.” Her words were sultry and aimed at being intimidating, but Thomas just smiled the most devilish grin. 

“I already have.”

Y/N rolled her eyes and blushed as she turned her head against her shoulder in the opposite direction of Thomas in protest. After a moment she looked back since he was so quiet and he was still standing there, looking at her with hunger and gnawing on his bottom lip. She narrowed her eyes and couldn’t help but look down and noticed the bulge in his pants. Her eyes went wide and she gasped as she went to kick him again. He yelped and swatted her foot away. “What the fuck, Thomas?”

“What!? You’re the one who said to imagine you in bed!”

“Jesus fucking Christ, you’re such a whore!” Thomas had a smile of amusement at being called a whore like it was a funny joke. Y/N just huffed and turned her eyes up in annoyance. 

“C’mon, you haven’t thought about me?” Thomas sat on the edge of the bed, keeping distance between them in case she wanted to kick or headbutt him again.

“God no!” Her words were firm and strong, but she was betrayed by her face. His lips went dry at the lie and she licked them unknowingly as her eyes darted to his. She blushed and looked away quickly to avoid any further incrimination, but Thomas grabbed her chin and turned her back to face him. His face was so close to hers now, them only needing to whisper to communicate.

“Tell me, what did you imagine? Do you think about my thick cock while you had your fingers inside yourself?” She shuddered at his words and her mouth was like a desert, begging for water. Her lips were parted and she couldn’t gain control of her tongue as she searched his eyes, full of need and hidden desire. He licked her bottom lip with the tip of his tongue and a chill coursed through her. He pulled away and her face followed, but was she restrained by the ties on her wrists. She let out a small whine at the loss of his mouth. Thomas bit his lip and chuckled. “If that’s how your lips taste, I bet the rest of you tastes just as amazing.” His hand rested on her bare calf and trailed its way up her leg until it reached her thigh where the hem of her shorts began.

Her hot, panting breaths were mixed with his, their lips nearly touching. She wanted desperately to close the minuscule distance between them, but couldn’t make her body move, frozen under his touch. Thomas went in, but just before their lips connected he tilted his head and collided his mouth with her neck. She let out a gasp at the sudden feeling of his warm lips against her chilled flesh. He kissed and sucked at the spot just below her jaw as she leaned back, giving him more access. He worked his way down to the pulse in her neck and bit down, then licked over it to alleviate the red marks. The mix of pain and pleasure, hot and cold, had her rubbing her thighs together in search of friction. Y/N let out a small moan into Thomas’s ear and his hand made its way further up her leg. He continued to lick and nip at her neck, leaving marks and right before his hand reached her core he pulled away.

Y/N let out a whine of protest at the loss of his warmth as he stood up and started to walk away. She was finally able to find her voice, but just barely. She croaked out in a pant, “You can’t just do that.”

“Can’t I?” A smile crossed his lips and the asshole had the nerve to wink. She pouted and huffed in retaliation and Thomas was now standing at the end of the bed, his legs touching the mattress, directly vertical to her. “I’m not going to just give you what you want. You have to work for it, Princess.” Y/N’s eyes went wide, seeing him like this, so domineering. The last thing she ever expected was for him to be authoritative in bed, let alone letting herself be subdued by him.

Thomas was such an arrogant little shit, he got into crevices that she didn’t even know she had. Working his way through her walls and made her squirm. She tugged at the cloth around her wrists, digging into her flesh and creating a pleasurable sting, wishing she could jump on him. She’s not entirely sure if her desire is to jump his bones or beat his ass though. He laughs and leans over her feet, placing his hands on the mattress. “Come on, baby girl, beg.” He took his time saying the last word, allowing the ‘g’ to bounce off his tongue.

“I don’t fucking beg!” Y/N spit at Thomas and the wet hit his chin. He grinned and stood up as he wiped it from his face with his finger, then placed it in his mouth. He sucked on it and let it out with a pop. Even if her tongue wouldn’t beg, her eyes sure did. “Fucking Christ…” she mumbled under her breath, but he still heard and chuckled.

Thomas places his hands on her ankles and slowly slid them up the length of her legs, maintaining eye contact. He placed his knees on the bed and was straddling the lower part of her body. When his fingers reached the waist of her pants, he curled his fingers into the band and looked her in the eyes. His digits against her flesh were thrilling and like fire coursing to her core. He searched her eyes for protest, but Y/N bit her lip and gave him the slightest nod. He smirked and looked down as he dragged the clothing off her hips. The tug pulled her down slightly, now resting on her tailbone instead of her ass. He pulled her shorts all the way off with her shoes and let them drop to the floor.

Y/N crossed her legs, feeling vulnerable, but Thomas leaned in and forced them apart by her knees. She dragged her legs up, placing her feet flat on the bed as Thomas’ fingers trailed up her thighs, leaving a trail of fire. He leaned down, his heat breaths against the inside of her legs. He kissed and licked at the warm skin and left bruising marks as he sucked into it. His mouth made its way up painfully slow to her sex when he blew cold air across it. A shiver radiated up her spine and left her feeling dizzy at the mix of everything.

Thomas kept licking and sucking everywhere around her core, the place where she so desperately wanted him to be. Her hips bucked up uncontrollably whenever he got agonizingly close, but he would always move away. “Thomas..” His name was breathy and needy, a plea for him to stop being such a tease. He moaned at the sound of his name on her lips and it reverberated through her skin as he continued to kiss and she felt it in her core. The stimulation causing her to whine. 

“Tell me what you want, Princess.” His words vibrated against her flesh as he refused to release his lips. 

Y/N let out a couple hearty breaths when she finally panted out, “Fuck me with your tongue, you prick!”

Thomas dove into her core without hesitation and the sound that came from her was somewhere between a screech and a gasp. His tongue lapped up around her entrance, licking up all the wetness he caused. He hummed at the taste and it sent shivers through her body and down to her toes. “God, you’re so fucking wet.” He licked a stripe up to her clit and clamped his lips around the nub as he sucked hard. The pressure around it was inciting, but then he started to flick his tongue across the bundle of nerves. The two sensations mixing together sent a warm thrill down to her bones as her back arched up slightly. 

The noises coming from Y/N were a mix of moans and gasps as his tongue worked on her fervently. He let go of her clit and replaced it with the pad of his finger, rubbing circles into it. He traced the ring of her entrance with the tip of his tongue until her hips bucked up and he penetrated, just like she had said she wanted him to. He thrust his tongue in and out, drinking up the dampness she was producing for him. “So wet. Taste’s so good.” The words vibrated through her core and a deep long moan was released. 

“Fi..fingers.” She struggled to get the word out, but Thomas knew what she needed. He placed his mouth around her nub again, sucking and flicking while his finger traced the place his tongue had been. He looked up at her through his eyelashes and watched as she writhed under his torment. She looked down at him and whined, so he gave in and pushed a finger inside her. He slowly pumped it in and out as she let out soundless gasps. He wiggled his finger, stretching her out and slid a second one in. He pumped as he sucked at her clit and her moans were constant now. Her body, unable to keep still, was beyond her control and fully reacting to everything that Thomas was doing.

He scissored his digits, widening her for his cock. “Are you gonna come on my fingers, baby?”

“Mhmmm” That was all Y/N could manage with all the sensations she was feeling. That fire building in her stomach was overflowing and begging to spill out. She was such a wreck that she felt like she was being torn apart. Thomas curled his fingers and pumped them vigorously as he kept his mouth to her bundle of nerves and hit that spot that triggered everything. His digits brushed across it once, twice, three times, and then the coil broke.

Thomas watched as Y/N let out a silent scream and threw her head back. He smiled at his victory and hummed around her clit, causing her body to spasm through her orgasm. He licked around his fingers, taking in all she had to offer. Pulling his fingers from her, she went limp on the bed, panting with her eyes shut and her wrists red from tugging at the ties around them. He licked his digits, eating up everything he could and couldn’t help but be smug at how well he unraveled her. “Oh, I’m not done with you yet babygirl. If I made you come that good on my fingers, I can’t wait to see you on my cock.” 

Thomas started to rub the all too obvious tenting in his pants and Y/N opened her eyes, panting, and looked at him in awe. He pulled off his shirt and, dear God those abs and his chest. He wasn’t chiseled or defined, but you could still see the muscles easily. There was a patch of hair between his pecs that spread down and across to his nipples that were hard pebbles. Y/N licked her lips as she thought about running her tongue across them. Her eyes found the thick brush of hair just below his belly button that led down to the band of his pants that hung low on his hips, showing off the ‘v’ that disappeared into his waistband. 

Y/N gulped as she rubbed her thighs together, becoming aroused again just by the sight of the man. He reached a hand down his pants and started rubbing, as she poked his legs with her foot. “Take. Them. Off.” Thomas smiled and did as he was told. His pants fell around his ankles as he stepped out, kicking off his boots. He pumped his cock, the flesh around his swollen head begging to be tasted.

He crawled onto the bed, his heavy dick hanging between his legs as he hovered over Y/N. She was licking her lips so much they were bound to become chapped. He laid his body on top of her, his cock resting against her pelvis. He reached a hand under her top, pulling the hem up to reveal her breast. The rough pad of his thumb brushed over the sensitive and raised peak, making her close her eyes. She let out a hot breath and Thomas took advantage of her open mouth. He plunged his tongue between her lips and swirled it around, filling her with her own taste.

Their lips smacked against each other, creating a dance of tongues filled with moans and whines. Thomas released her mouth and trailed suckling kisses across her jaw and down her neck until he reached her nipple. He took it into his mouth and thrust his hips forward, rubbing his shaft against Y/N’s all too sensitive clit. She shuddered and met his hips as she bucked up against him. He let out a deep groan at the friction he’d been craving so frustratingly and lightly bit down on the flesh next to her nipple in response.

“Untie. Me. Now.” Y/N huffed, trying to keep herself coherent enough to speak.

“Not yet.” Thomas purred into her ear and licked a long stripe from her jaw up to behind her ear that left chills on her skin as the cold air hit the wetness. She grunted in revolt at not being untied but was distracted as Thomas thrust his hips up again and she let out a hitched breath. He zoned in his focus on her nipple, sucking and nibbling until Y/N was writhing beneath him.

Thomas started to kiss her passionately in a chaos of lips, teeth, tongues, and saliva as he lifted his hand not preoccupied with her nipple to untie the fabric around her left wrist. She pulled her arm away at the freedom and immediately wove her fingers through his hair. He gave her other nipple equal attention when he switched hands to release her other wrist. It went for his ass without hesitation. She drew her leg up over his thigh as her fingers dig into the flesh on his behind. He moaned into her mouth at the feeling of her touch, not realizing how sorely he needed it.

His hips bucked up against her core rhythmically now as they deepened their kiss in a flutter of groping and tugging of flesh. “Fuck me.” Y/N spoke into his mouth and Thomas growled in response. He leaned up, pulled her shirt over her head and lined his cock up with her cunt. His head and shaft were already slick with her wetness from gliding across her core. He pressed the tip against the entrance and slowly pushed the head in. Y/N let out a moan as she felt him move deeper inside her, inch by agonizing inch. Halfway, he easily slid in until he bottomed out.

He kept still, taking in her heat around him and allowing her to adjust to his size. She whined when he was still for too long and the look in her eyes was all the answer he needed. He hiked her leg over his hip for a better angle and slowly pulled out until she was almost empty. He slowly pushed back in until their pelvis’ met again. He repeated this excruciating movement until she couldn’t take it anymore. She gripped the back of his head, intertwining her fingers in his hair and pulled his face to her. She kissed him hard and pulled on his lip with her teeth letting it bounce back with a plop. He let out a rumble in his chest and thrust into her hard. A small yelp escaped her chest and she dug her other hand into his shoulder. “Fuck.”

Thomas pulled out slow again, but rammed into her hard. He did this a few more times until he couldn’t take it anymore himself. He started to quicken his pace and Y/N’s head fell back as she clung to him. Her moans and grunts unrelenting, littered with profanities and his name, egging him on. “Oh fuck.” She forced out her words with each breath as he pushed into her like there was no room for them with him inside.

“Fuck, baby girl. You feel so fucking good.” Thomas let his head fall into the crevice of her neck as he pulled her other leg over his hip, the heels of her feet digging into the bottom of his ass. He mercilessly thrust into her, over and over, moving the bed along with them and they were both practically screaming now. “Christ, princess you’re so tight.”

Y/N couldn’t answer, her mind too wired and out of control, just like her body. She let out noises she couldn’t decipher and felt that heat in her abdomen start to boil like a hot white flame. They were both covered in sheens of sweat, and she watched as a bead dripped down Thomas’ temple. The vein in his neck was defined and strained, pulsing visibly. “I’m so fucking close.”

Thomas reached down between them and started to vigorously rub circles on her clit, he shifted his pelvis and with his next thrust hit her g-spot perfectly. “Holy..” She gasped out as the build-up reached its peak, the split moment of feeling lighter than air, her stomach jumping. “FUCK.” Her dams burst and she let out a long and gruff breath, exhaling hard as she came around his thick cock, her eyes and head rolling back.

Thomas could feel her clenching around him and the hot pressure sent him over the edge as he came inside her, letting hot spurts coat her walls. He took his fingers from her clit and wrapped his hand around the base of his cock as he milked out every last bit of his orgasm into Y/N. He collapsed down onto her, their bodies a mess of sweat, saliva, and come. They both panted and sighed as they let their bodies catch up to the moment, exhausted from what just happened.

Thomas got up and grabbed a cloth, dousing it in water, then cleaning up the mixture of come from Y/N. He cleaned off his limp cock and let it drop to hang between his thighs. He laid back down in the bed next to her and wrapped his arms around her as she curled up next to him. He reached over and played with the ends of her hair, examining her face. “I’m still leaving, you know.”

Y/N laid flat on her back and sighed. “I know.” She turned back into his side and looked up from his chest. “Let’s go get Minho, together.”

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GWORL YOU ALREADY KNOW WE ALL NEED THE REST OF THE BROTHERS AND THE BOBA DATE o.O you are the CEO of boba date headcanons we need it from you

NFNDKDJDJSJ I KNOW I ALREADY GOT A HANDFUL OF THEM BUT DONT WORRY HERE IT IS ╰(°ㅂ°)╯ SCR EEEEEECH I LOVE BOBA DATES

levi and asmo are here

again, no boba in devildom so u initiate the date B)

Lucifer

hesitant bc hes so busy and pretends to make room in his schedule for it LMAO

the type to look at the menu on yelp in the photo section first fjdjjdjd so he doesnt take long in front of everyone

yes he practices his order long before the day comes

u take him to a hidden gem typa place and it's the type of boba cafe w weird hours like 12PM-5:30PM so u guys just stay from opening to like 4PM

the employees r kinda weirded out bc he gets whatever the most bitter thing on the menu is and when they ask for sweetness he says zERO??? anyway

doesnt care abt what they think 💅🏻

the date itself is fairly cute, lots of catching up and more getting to know each other bc ur never really the person u were a year ago

he allows you to take two (2) selfies with him but ur not allowed to post it ANYWHERE or send it to ANYONE

but as the date wraps up, he tries sending it to himself thru ur DDD and when he types his name he f!cking clicks on the first result (lucifer, mammon, and 5 others) and ends up sending it to tHE GROUP CHAT NDJSKEJEKEK

hes like i meant to do that i changed my mind i want them all to see it but im going to delete it now, as it was just a tease

but on the inside he is DYING bc u already know levi screenshots EVERYTHING

the goodbye is calm but once he gets home..,,,,,oH BOY

Mammon

he acts uninterested but we all know hes buzzing with excitement like levi in the slippers event

you take him to a hole in the wall boba cafe around the early evening (7PM)

it's a simple and tiny place so there's no way for him to steal anything RIGHT

has his eyes on the lucky cat AND the tip jar but all u have to do is hold his hand and he freezes just like his credit card!

he gets the same drink as you

you guys sit on a table outside and spend time catching up and it feels like a movie scene AWE

he tries to be slick with taking candid pics of you

when u call him out on it he offers to take a photo with you as if you were the one asking for it lol

aaaaannnnndddd now it's his lockscreen, wallpaper, contact photo for you, framed photo on his wall, posted with a magnet on the fridge, photo on his new credit card....etc.......

brags to the others and never fails to bring it up when he sees one of them drinking something

only way to get him to stop talking about the boba date is for him to go on another date with you...and then it's nonstop talking about that one too

Satan

it took a while to find one but u bring him to a boba shop inside of a book store

it opens early and u guys are the first customers, then wind up spending pretty much the entire day there

he had the idea for you guys to order for each other seperately and gift each other a surprise book as well

so while you ordered he went looking for the book and vice versa

it was a cute and creative way to see how u guys percieve one another #wowhessosmartandhot

you guys talk about any books you've read while you were seperated

and he ofc asks you about human stuff

you guys leave like 30 minutes before the cafe and store closes but are nice enough to pick up any stray trash before leaving B)

when he gets back to devildom he realizes that you guys never took a photo together but he has a photo of you with the drink and book he chose for you which is good enough

purposefully talks about it excessively only when lucifer is in the room. he knows what hes doing LOLOLOLOL

Beel

he shows his excitement the most WEW

you dont actually bring him to the cafe haha but you pretty much buy one of every dessert they sell in addition to the cafe's house specialty drink (you get like three? two jumbo sizes for him and one for you haha)

they r a nice boba shop so they give u a 25% discount for buying so much

u guys have a picnic under a tree at a really nice park around lunch time

hes mostly asking you questions and listening to you talk as he stuffs his face

but he'll feed you whichever dessert he thinks you'd like bc he knows ur taste palette omg how cute

the type to simply swallow the boba without chewing

drinks his first cup at a pretty reasonable pace but chugs the second one

after that it's mostly you asking questions and him answering so u can finish ur drink

you guys have a silly photoshoot afterward and try to mimic what asmo would do HAHA

when it's time for him to leave he gives u the most comforting hug youve had in ages. it brings tears to both of ur eyes

his silence kills his brothers. the way they dont know what happened....is painful...for them,,,,he too knows what hes doing 😌

Belphie

ofc hes willing to go and visit u but u wanna make him as comfy as possible so u just buy the drinks then wait for him to pull up skrrt to your place

you spend the afternoon with him and it's really relaxing

ah yes, binge watching some good human movies together while drinking boba and cuddling

he knows youre sneaking photos of him and he just lets u do so

bc when u start to doze off he sneaks photos of u back

yall end up sleeping through the movies and u dont have anything to do the next day so sleeping in was the move

before he leaves he asks to go to the boba cafe and buy some stuff for beel

after sneaking the snacks and drinks to beel he immediately brags and unlike the others he makes it sound like it wasnt a big deal and that yall have boba dates often which eNRAGES THEM

and "accidentally" sends the photos he took of u into the group chat (with you) when he feels like starting shit for the hell of it B)

[captain-jinguji]

Helloo pls don't judge me but I need a yandere Ai for my life sjhshs so can I request the whole alphabet for him? Thanks luv you and keep it up

BABE I DONT JUDGE OKAY I LOVE YOU AND I TRIED MY BEST AT THIS (I am not the best at his character ngl ) ❤❤❤ hope you're doing well

AI MIKAZE YANDERE ALPHABET

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

He's very… monotone in his love. He rarely says it verbally and usually turns to soft touches. Mainly because hes still unsure himself oh how this is supposed to work but by God dont think that's a weakness. His grip does tend to tighten. 

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Much like Masato, he ruins their life without taking it. Im talking about exploiting their deepest darkest secrets, absolutely humiliating them in front of everyone that knows them hes like anonymous, but worse. 

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

He doesnt mock them but he studies them which may or may not be worse. To have someone watch you break down and lose it, completely emotionless; analyzing you as your form becomes weaker and weaker is so much worse than a punch to the face. 

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Eh. He puts them in uncomfortable situations to study their reaction. It can go from anywhere to calling a ~bigger~ person pregnant looking, to going on the dark web and watching someone commit cannibalism. 

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

He unknowingly entrusts then with a lot of it mainly because he wants his darling to explain to him why he's feeling this way. Why his heart aches to be with them under any circumstances. 

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

He'd have a very rationally laid out answer for this type of reaction. May it be the lack of freedom of constant staring of his; its okay. He forgives them. 

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

This is not a game but rather a sick science experiment. Go ahead, try to escape, but there's literal traps all around the house and without his helping hand to guide them past them, theyre are sure to hurt themselves. 

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

As mentioned above, he has literal traps around the house. From tripping over invisible string to being magnet cuffed to the wall. Their worst experience, however, has to have been when they found a "secret" door, (which wasn't actually there, he put it there) and opened it only to have water pour on them and getting electrocuted. Now if you didnt know, water and electricity dont mix. Especially not on a human. 

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

He wants to keep them with him of course. But more as a pet. A science experiment that bends to his every will. 

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

He doesnt get jealous. He gets deadly. If someone tried to touch his darling or "save" them, he would W R E C K them in the worst way possible. Rationally, of course. All his steps are calculated and they would never catch him. 

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

He acts relatively normal. Emotionless, stoic, smart. But he loves to just, well, love them. He likes to curl up against them or put them in his lap and run his fingers through their hair, whispering sweet words that they knew, ultimately, meant nothing. 

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Its a curiosity game. He's curious about them and they try to find out why he's the way he is. Why so blank? So monotone? It's quite fun to watch them figure him out while he already several files on them. 

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

No. Much like he told Syo and Natsuki, theyre a test subject and he made that very clear from the beginning on, to everyone. 

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Traps, testing the limits of the human body, you know? Hypothermia? How long til it kicks in? Could you withstand the boiling point of skin if he just gradually turns up the heat? Of course hed never kill you. Just… observe the process. 

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

They dont have any rights outside of him. They rely on him for everything from clothing to food and water, to walks in the park. Everything is determined and up to him. 

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

He actually has a decent amount of patience because, again. Experiment. He wants to know why they're feeling this way and makes them talk about every last out and episode. 

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Quite honestly, that depends on the natural personality of his darling. If they're kind and compassionate, almost like a mother, he would feel all kinds of sad emotions, maybe even overheat and "die". If they're constantly defiant and just annoying to deal with one way or another, he can find himself a new darling. 

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No. He might have felt a ping of guilt once or twice but if his darling didn't catch that, they missed all their opportunity. 

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Mainly the confusion about emotions in general. No one told him that feeling this strong toward someone was not, well, normal, but toxic. Suffocating. Deadly. Everyone just told him he was in love. Who knew love could be so killer? 

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Indifferent. He'd take comfort them to get information out of them. Some times though he actually does hurt for them, mainly if it wasnt his fault though. Which is rarely the case. 

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

This is literally an experiment to him. Its not true obsession, but a kid who takes it way too far, ya know? 

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Since he is very confused about his emotions, as mentioned above, if you catch him in a vulnerable state and kind of step on his emotions a bit, you might be able to distract him. Emphasis on might. 

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Oh yes, mainly to see their reactions and it's not as extreme as others. He would never beat them, cut them, or feed them to the wolves. Just… testing their limits in other ways.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Its so bittersweet that after every bad thing, he holds his darling tight and tells them how proud he is of them, how much he "LOVES" them, knowing damn well that he has no clue what love is and this is just unhealthy behavior. 

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

He calls it observing rather than pining lol but he can go on for ages or at least until his darling shows interest in him, too. Thats when he strikes.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling? 

Yes and hes in the process of that. Taking away their rights is only the first step of forming an obedient pet .

[this4ass4belongs4to4hawks]

Hawks x hero f reader

You are one of less known pro heroes, you scored 204rd on hero's billboard, your quirk is crystalizing, similar to Momo you need your body to use it. Ripping out chunks of Crystal's created by sugar or salf in your flesh. You have h/c hair, glowing s/c skin, glimmering e/c eyes, you were approximately Hawks height, a cm or few shorter.

You were going nuts when your application to your desired company was accepted, you started your hero job a fev months ago

And you did it good, you saved a dozens of people. But people mostly called you an 'artist' because of your quirk. Whenever you fought a villain, you left your fighting scene crystallized in all sorts of beautiful and magnificent minerals. It looked beautiful. And of course people could take chunks of Crystal's and sell them for good price

People liked you, and your hero name was "Crystaline/Artist"

Finally, Hero public safety commission agency took you in. You finally got licensed as a real pro hero.

And on your first week you were teamed up with Hawks

You couldn't hold your excitement. You tried to remain professional, you really did.

Your hero uniforms was a body suit that ended at your crotch, you had thigh high boots that could be zipped down to expose your legs fully.

You had zipper that could expose your chest and stomach, you would unzip it if you wanted to make big crystal. You had platforms that held magnetic force, it vibrated when it located crystal or minerals in the ground.

Your uniform also had a belt with all sort of chemicals, they helped you produce Crystal's if you drank it

Once you meet Hawks, he grinned heavily, you were pretty bad at being professional. And you both knew it

And Hawks was pretty amused too, your hero uniform was as flashy as he likes it, your long legs locked amazing and also your ass. He was happy to be partnered up with you.

Your two quirks were like day and night, you already made a contract to be his partner for a year, so you better get a long.

Expect a lot of useless remarks. You gained weight? Be prepared for Hawks to call you out on it. You are cold? Sick? Tired? Sleepy? This boy wont go easy on you

He calls you his sidekick (because he thinks more highly of himself)

After a month of working together, he understood that you were poorly trained and in bad shape, so he took it upon himself to train you. And you hated it.

He wasnt gentle at all.

Being partnered with him was hard

"Hawks I can't work out too much! I need body mass for my quirk"

"Suck it up chickadee, I want you to look good in front of me"

Even though how much he loved tormenting you with training, he never went too far with it, and always treated you with fast food afterwards (mainly because he wanted to save your breasts, ass and thicc thighs)

But he is glad you are his sidekick, city patrols are so funny with him, he jokes around the most.

"Oi Y/n, can you produce an amethyst out of your breasts?"

He lowkey learned more about minerals for you

Because of your quirk, you need to have a lot of skin exposed, which can be cold. So he often gives you his coat, leaving your eyes fuming around on his upper body.

In the first month you two didn't get a long, he wanted to patrol somewhere high, but you wanted to stay on the ground.

One of the most embarrassing moments for you was on national womens day, all heroes were ordered to gift their female partners a red flower. And of course Hawks being Hawks, he had to make a big deal of it. He bought atleast 30 flowers and dramatically gifted them to you "to my loveliest and most badass birdie out there, you can't fly but your lovely ass takes me to sky everytime" yes he really said that, on a national television.

And your response? You started to produce rose quartz from your hands and cheeks. And rose quartz is a pink love crystals.

Lets just say Hawks got in a big trouble afterwards and Japan shipped you both

After a while, you noticed he became more possessed and territorial about you

Whenever you fought villain, he could always show you off. There was a time when he fought toga and twice (way before he was asked to become spy) and he started competing you to toga "Y/n has bigger ass and is way more hot and sexier than that 16 year old" he would pamper you up real good.

Now he is more territorial, you noticed that his wings seem way brighter and taller, he pays more attention to you, and doesnt let his enemy get close to you. And if there is a moment when he needs to catch you he grabs you by the hips or waist.

You were too embarrassed to ask him about it, so you ignored it.

You know him well, and it's no secret to you that he wante more free time. After he was ordered to become a spy for villain league, you were first to know it

He stormed off the commission office, angry and pissed. You were concerned so you asked him was wrong and he told you to stay away

Of course you didn't, you nagged and bothered him until he told you their plan

And before you could react that little fucker hardly grasped your breast, making you yelp in response

"What the fuck Keigo" you tried to slap away his hands but his sharp feathers stopped you. They were aimed at you frml every angle, leaving you with nothing else bu defensively submit to his desires

After that encounter, he used your body as his personal stress ball

And you didnt mind, but you tried to show that you minded. You didnt want to seem like cheap girl he could use whenever he pleased

"You know its sexual harassment..." you would throw a cheap comment there and there, but he ignored you

Your relationship become more stressful when Hawks ordered your designer team to change your costume, because he didnt liked that people were over sexualising you, and you threw a tantrum about it. Because you needed your body to be exposed in order to fight

And how did you two started dating? Well since Hawks wouldn't let you fight you suggested becoming his. You gave your body to him, in order for him to not get possessed or jealous over you.

It was toxic but after you started "dating" Hawks opened up to you. And you never regretted it

[tellmetheteruth]

The GazettE in Dallas personal Live Report

I've never written one of these for a show i've been to so excuse me if it's clumsy. My concert buddies and I were aiming to get to the venue in the a.m. hours but Brittney and I took so long on hair and makeup that we didn't get there until noon. Oops.

It was Ridiculously hot and sweaty outside and I am not from Texas, i'm from near Seattle so i'm not used to it. And i didnt bring sunblock. My bf brought me some partway through the day but I still got a little burned. Met a lot of friends in the line that helped make it feel less than the 6 and a half hour wait it was. Signed the banner for the band and some Birthday cards for Reita.

The WT19 Documentary staff walked by with the camera and actually interviewed me! I thought I did well but my friends later teased me to death about talking too much and telling my whole life story so idk;;;; I still hope they use a bit of it because I didn't get in the WT16 dvd at all even though I went to LA.

I was VIP so the early entry was a lifesaver. Managed to be near the front of the merch line and actually snagged a Kai and an Uruha bear keychain. Ruki was sold out before I even saw it and Reita sold out a few people in front of me. I also got a tshirt and a hoodie but it was the bears I was REALLY hoping really bad I could get because I didn't own any yet.

And I still managed to get a really good spot after so I'm glad I didn't feel pressured to skip the merch line in favor of a spot. I wasn't directly at the barricade, i had probably 3 or 4 people in front of me. But to me it was perfect because I could see all the members without craning my neck instead of just the one close to me, and I was still way close enough to see all their beautiful faces in detail.

I don't rememeber the setlist in order whatsoever but other people posted it so. Anyway. Falling was Awesome and the first song after the intro. I was mostly distracted in awe just to be standing so close to them all. At the last show I couldn't afford VIP and I was stuck way up in a balcony. So this was just Surreal to me.

A lot of the middle is such a blur but I remember feeling like I had never smiled so wide in my whole entire life and no matter what they played I would have been happy. I was even So excited to hear Filth in the Beauty even though I usually complain about how overplayed it is. I know they played Dogma, which I heard at the last tour of course, but it was Way better being this close and personal.

Aoi is increadibly magnetic and attractive. There's no way to explain it. It's not just that he's hot- mind you, of course he Is, but.. something about him. The way he carries himself. Its hard to take your eyes off of him. The rest is pretty much what other people say, confirmed. Uruha makes a lot of Weird faces, especially during solos. But its super cute. Ruki has not gotten Any better at dancing and I wouldn't have it any other way. Kai is all smiles. Reita's always bobbing his head with the music like a little parakeet. I don't know what to say. Its all so much more touching being there to see it up close.

The last song of the encore was Tomorrow Never Dies and I was just.. crying the whole time honestly. Any final song would be a little emotional but they had to choose That one. It defeinitely got to me.

After the show VIP was immediately lining up for the meet and greet and I was confused about where to go. But we found it. I waited and took some post-show selfies with Brittney. The whole experience was just.. even more special being with my best friend after so long.

-The meet and greet.-

It was. Interesting. I was not prepared.

The line moved a lot faster than I was expecting and before I knew it my boyfriend pointed out that they were right there and Holy Shit he was right. I needed to get my gifts out of my bag and ready Pronto, because I made Ruki a drawing on the plane and I made Uruha a cute little gift bag with specially made stickers, a kitkat and a note I wrote him. (I wanted something for everyone but work got in the way and I ran out of time..) ANYWAY my baggie for Uruha got caught in the zipper of my purse. Like. Really caught bad. The line was still moving. Panic ensued. My boyfriend was behind me so i asked him to help if he could. He couldn't get it.

Then Aoi was right in front of me. The caught present would have to wait for later. I don't remember exactly what I said. A stammering excited ramble while we clasped hands. He was an amazing guitarist, beautiful, things like that. He makes eye contact. They all make good eye contact but especually Aoi. They all have soft warm hands. But each handshake passes in the blink of an eye before I can process it. My brain is a scrambled mess.

Reita. I thank him and pause briefly to think of something personal I can actually say to him. I gave an enthusiastic "You Rock", to which he smiles and agrees with a nod. "Yes!", he says. It was really cute. Probably could have said something more meaningful but at least i'm sure he understood me. Mostly everyone else got an incoherent mess of trying to say as much as I could in such a brief time period.

Ruki. I totally forget I have a present for him by the way. Im holding his hands and busy being Dazzled at how gorgeous he is in person. It's incredible. I tell him he's an amazing singer and i've always looked up to him. Throw in a few other compliments in the fleeting moment before I have to move on. Not sure how much he understands but he smiles and thanks me a couple times.

Kai. He's just glowing and beaming. Smiles so bright. Its very cute. I tell him hes an awesome drummer. I honestly forget what else I said. As I was moving between him and Uruha I remembered Uruhas stuck present. And that made me remember I was supposed to give Ruki a present. Oh shit. Panic. Reach in my bag and slide the piece of paper across the table to him. "Sorry! This is for you!" I don't mean to be chaotic I just really want him to have it. Luckily its my own boyfriend I interrupted his meeting with. Ruki seems amused and thanks me again. Hopefully he actually is and doesnt think i'm rude.

Fiddling with the god damned stuck gift bag as I step over to Uruha in a panic. Eyes wide. Stop to shake his hands. No freaking clue what I even ramble out to him I forget. Im panicking over the present because I dont have long til I have to go. I let go of his hands to fiddle with it again because I Really want him to have it. I worked really hard on it. I realize last second that i can just pull the gifts Out of the little baggie and drop them out on the table in front of him in a panic. "Kit-kat.." I drop it. He thanks me. Im sure I look like a mess. Not sure if he's frightened or flatterd by my determination as the staff starts to try to usher me along. "Stickers-!" I say as I put those down too. Really not sure he even understood what that meant. He might just think its a drawing. Don't know. But he of course thanks me. The poor staff lady is tapping at my shoulder trying to get me to leave. I still have the notecard that has to go with the stickers. I'm apologizing repeatedly to everyone involved as I finally get that to him as well and leave as quickly as possible so as to not cause chaos or hold up the line.

I get outside and meet back up with Brittney and my boyfriend who of course think the whole ordeal was Hilarious. I am mortified and I hope Uruha doesn't think i'm a lunatic. I like to tell myself he probably just thought it was funny but I have no way to know.

We all go to waffle house because its late and we are all starving. My boyfriend is in awe over how tiny Ruki is and he thinks its adorable. Brittney Genuinely misremembered and thought Ruki was sitting down at the meet and greet even though everyone else was standing?? We laugh our asses off. I'm still embarrassed but overall I had an awesome unforgettable night. I hope I didn't leave too bad of an impression. I'm sorry that was so long, i'm a writer and I like to ramble.

[xcherry-popx]

also!! I love you and your ideas

white king 1/black knight 2 (houdini/persephone)

   Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

probably persephone! she usually corrects herself, but sometimes when she’s stressed she’ll just keep trying the same thingi think houdini would end up opening doors more often, since persephone prefers to walk behind people. neither of them like having someone behind them, but houdini is better at hiding itonce they start to trust each other fully, they walk side by side!

   Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

both of them are a bit too reserved to do that. but if you catch houdini alone, you might find him casting illusions of beautiful art and ocean landscapes coated with the same purple netting that appears when he makes something persephone can see.

   Who starts the tickle fights

houdini tried, once. he did it with his friend once, as a kid. so when he uses his illusions to help him sneak up on persephone, he thought it would be fun for the both of them.

persephone screamed and lashed out at houdini before melting into a panic attack. it took an hour for her to calm down. houdini doesn’t try to sneak up on her again, and asks before touching her.

eventually, they become comfortable with each other. persephone is the one who suggests a “tickle battle”. no magic or other advantages. they both hide around the house and search and find each other, and if they can tickle the other for ten seconds they score a point

once they reached 36-36, they decide it’s a draw

   Who starts the pillow fights

persephone would! houdini never really knew what a pillow fight was, so he was very confused the first time it happened.

   Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

i think at first, neither sleep much between nightmares and with houdini never trusting anybody this much before, and with persephone only falling asleep with a (rather abusive) ex boyfriend, they end up talking all night long instead.however, once they trust each other more, houdini starts to fall asleep first. while persephone can’t watch him, technically, she can feel his soft breathing and trace the shape of his face, and thats enough for her to feel content, wondering how she got so lucky. when she does drift off, her arms are wrapped around houdini tightly.

   Who mistakes salt for sugar

they both might! unless it’s in a container (sugar doesn’t normally come in salt shakers!) neither of them will know which is which unless they set it down. persephone is another one with messed up taste buds, since she lost a lot of her senses after being reanimated so many times (most notably, she can’t see, she can’t feel most pain, she can’t smell, and she can’t hear out of one ear). however, houdini didn’t get to eat much sugar as a kid, considering at first it was withheld unless he was good and then he was too poor too eat it.

all in all, this probably doesn’t happen very often. they’ve got sugar cubes and salt shakers and those are hard to mix up.

   Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

probably persephone. she can’t see the timer, so she only knows its done when it goes off. houdini is a light sleeper though, so persephone probably doesnt microwave things when it might wake him.

   Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

houdini would…. he’d spend hours trying to think up a pun and illusion to go together. he’d cast the illusion over himself within the mind, so even though persephone can’t use her eyes she can still see exactly what dumb face houdini is making

   Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

i think persephone would, mainly because while houdini only bothers with minimal organization, persephone thrives off knowing exactly where everything is. she got all her books with braille organized easily, but it took a few hours to trace over and figure out exactly what each letter in her older books say

   Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

both of them, to the point they eat up all the batter and can’t make any actual brownies. persephone pours brownie powder in her mouth and almost coughs it all back on the floor. then houdini shows her that the best time is when the liquid and dry ingredients have just been added so its liquid chocolaty, but its not fully mixed so there’s still bubbles of powder

   Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

honestly? they’d buy them together. they’ve learned that the flowery herbal scents cause houdini to freak out (when he was becoming a court magician, they used those scents, and now he can’t stand them). meanwhile, persephone insists that the type of wax is important since it contributes to the feel (houdini agrees) and the brightness of the flame (houdini argues no)they eventually settle on 

   Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

houdini. he’d do it all the time. they’ve figured out which brand of pen glides the most smoothly while still inking well. persephone likes the sensation but has to be reminded not to rub at the pen until it dries because the instant she feels something sticky she’ll put it in her mouth to get rid of it

   Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

houdini is not used to being able to own as much as he can store in his house rather one bag of stuff, and he’s especially not used to tourist shops (persephone insists he’s the embodiment of every clueless tourist stereotype that has ever existed). 

he can just…. go places? and for a little bit of money, they’ll give him a memento of his time there? holy shit….

he’s filled both the kitchen fridge, the drink fridge, the garage freezer, and the back up fridge with magnets. they don’t even put any papers up. its just a bunch of magnets.

white knight 1 gifted them a wall sized magnet board and some alphabet magnets. for now, houdini refuses to put any collected magnets on that board because “it’s for alphabet and store-bought magnets only!” persephone has an ace up her sleeve in case the fridges can longer hold any magnets (you did buy these magnets from a store.) considering the drink fridge can no longer be opened without magnets falling, the time to use that ace is on its way

   Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

houdini does. he’ll start reading questions out loud and persephone will have no idea why until he starts reading the result.

   bonus: what nicknames do they call each other?

neither of them are very keen on nicknames

houdini calls persephone things like “warrior” sometimes. he especially calls her “goddess” when he’s teasing her. he thinks nicknames are kinda silly,

[ick25]

Rockman.EXE Episode 51 Review.

That time Yaito’s cheap security broke Meijin’s neck.

Just like his neck. ;P

The episode begins with a recap of Forte vs the Gospel beast, where he tries to fuse with it, but then suddenly blows up and Gospel reappears.

After the title card, we see Rockman in pain because of something going on with his arms that seem to be extending through his bodies.

We are reminded that his friends are trapped by Magnetman’s magnets, Gutsman tries to break free with no avail.

Ok, time out! Gutsman’s arms were free in the last episode.

What happend here animators?

Meanwhile, Magnetman and Elecman are still fighting eachother.

That cage must be bigger than I remember to have all of this taking place.

After Netto’s friends fail in pluggin out their Navis, Rockman begs Netto to use the Extra Code.

Going back to Elecman and Magnetman’s battle...

I talked about this cutted scene in an old post, poor Elecman is stabbed and then Magnetman stomps on his head.

Netto finally decides to use the HP+200, I mean, the Extra Code that fully restores Rockman.

And we get this other scene cutted from the dub where Rockman shoots at Magnetman in the head twice.

That’s Rockman’s revenge for all those kicks in the last episode.

Just like last time, the Extra Code activates the Aqua Custom Style and Rockman immediately fights Magnetman, and by fight I mean beating the cyber crap out of him.

So much hate for Magnetman! Of course this was cutted out from the dub too.

Netto sends the Spreader chips and the Aqua Custom style multiplies it to create the Hyper Burst Program Advance, however, Rockman’s body starts acting up again.

Magnetman tries to take advantage of this but Elecman holds him in place to make sure Rockman doesn’t miss.

As Magnetman and Elecman are slowly desintegrating, Netto tries to tell Elecman to let go, but the Count tells him to stay and both Navis are deleted.

Even though he lost Elecman, the Count thanks Netto for helping him defeat his brother.

With Magnetman gone, the magnets holding Rockman’s friends in place dissapear. The Navis rush over to where Rockman colapsed.

Just a small detail, but I like how Roll runs like a girl here. :)

Rockman’s data is slowly falling apart, conviniently, a portal opens and the Navis carry him out of there.

We then cut to Gauss who is begging for mercy from Wily.

Whaaaat? Who would’ve thought that Wily, the man who use Navis and people to do his evil deeds, was using Gauss all along?

We then cut to the Net Agents HQ with their Navis evacuating Internet City, not all civilians leave though, for Numberman decided to stay behind to protect Higure’s chip shop.

Numberman is trying to do something noble and Higure just doesn’t seem to care. Poor Numberman.

Netto and friends head to Yaito’s secret base to check on Rockman’s status, but his data is trying to seperate and Yaito tells them that they need a genius to help him, and that’s enough to summon Eguchi Meijin!

I’m not sure why they cutted this funny part from the dub, it happend to Masa at the beginning of episode 5. Maybe it looks like that thing broke Meijin’s neck. Anyway, you still have to wonder why would Yaito have something so simple as her security for the base, it makes the automanic lawnmower look cool.

Meijin explaines that Rockman has a bug in his system due to Forte scanning his memories.

Makes sense, I guess.

Meijin says that any regular Navi would’ve been desintegrated by now, but since Rockman was created by Yuichiro Hikari, Netto’s dad, he might be able to resolve it on his own. So all they can do now is wait and hope for the best.

Meanwhile, Gospel arrives at Internet city where the Otoko-maru from episode 47 makes a comeback, with Woodman and Skullman firing beams at the beast to get its attention.

With Gospel behind them, they pass in front of Higure’s Chip Shop where Numberman gets the biggest scare of his cyberlife.

I find Higure’s and Numberman’s interactions funny.

The Navis lure Gospel into the Net Coloseum where the Net Agents activate a force field to trap it, by using an easter egg extra code for Mega Folder+2.

I admit I almost missed that code.

While Gospel struggles with the force field, the Net agents surround the area with satelite dishes to activate what they call “Deletron”. As soon as Gospel destroys the force field they fire the Deletron.

During this, Meijin is trying to keep Rockman’s data from colapsing with no luck. The Net Agents raise the power of the Deletron but unfortunately, Gospel’s power creates some kind of shokwave that destroys the satelite dishes. The Net Agents’s PETs blow up, their Navis are consumed by Gospel and Rockman’s data disappears.

The Commander begins to lose hope, until Saloma and Miyuki alert him that a new powerful energy source is heading for Gospel.

ROCKMAN?! O0O

A new bad ass looking Rockman appears face to face with Gospel. Meijin explains that the bug combined with Rockman’s Ultimate Program created a new style change.

“I am promoting BN3, even though it’s a little late for that at this point”

Wily, who is watching everything from his monitor, wants Gospel to absorb Rockman’s Ultimate Program. Gospel attacks but...

Bug Style Rockman is compleately OWNING Gospel!

Rockman doesnt seem to be his self since he begins to absorb the bugs created by Gospel.

Gospel does a sneak attack on Rockman and captures him, it tries to absorb him but the Bug Style is way more powerful than expected because not only does Rockman absorb Gospel, but he quickly begins to absorb everything around him.

Even with Gospel gone, Rockman isn’t stopping, he continues to absorb data making the whole cyberworld dissapear.

Rockman seems to be struggling with the power, Netto decides to help him by...Uh... I’m not exactly sure what happend here.

I’m just as confused as you. Netto walks towards a bright light and is suddenly in cyberworld facing a giant Rockman.

Netto begs Rockman to wake up, but the giant Rockman is somehow able to grab Netto..

Both Netto and Rockman dissapear into the darkness until something happens, Internet City starts to regenerate along with all the Navis devoured by Gospel including Blues, Airman and Thunderman. Rockman’s Ultimate Program was able to restore the network.

Wily admits that his plan failed right before the robot he murdered in the last episode stands up and it is revealed that Forte is controling it. Forte walks away, Wily tries to stop him by grabbing his arm but it falls apart, which was cutted from the dub.

And the episode ends with Netto calling out for Rockman on his PET who then appears announcing that he’s home and everyone welcomes him back.

Awww.

What do I think? 

This was a great episode, from Count Elec finally defeating his brother to the whole net being destroyed by Rockman’s new power. This marks the end of the Gospel arc but the season isnt over, there are still five more episodes left.

This is the first and only time we see the Bug Style, the Bug Style is obtained when Rockman battles viruses while having a bug in his system when the player loads a program wrong in the Navi Customizer. In this form, Rockman can get diferent abillities depending on the various bugs you can create, such as having a barrier at the begining of a battle or being able to drain HP from enemies.

The ending makes you wonder what’s going to happen next now that Forte has gained the ability to exist in the real world. Personally, I think we didn’t get to know Forte very well in this season, he only spoke once and that’s not enough to understand his motives. I guess that adds a little mystery to his character since BN3 explains his true origins, even though the anime and the game have diferent storylines.

Something I didn’t understand was why Forte was obsessed with obtaining Rockman’s Ultimate Program in Stream and in the movie. It is explained that he wanted more power in order to counter Duo, the main antagonist of the season, but looking back at the first season it didnt seem that Forte saw Rockman as anything more than just a way for him to get Pharohman’s memories.

 My theory is that when Forte fused with Gospel he couldn’t maintain his form as a reference to the second game where the Forte copy became the Gospel beast after the bug fusion was compleated. So, that might mean that Forte became part of Gospel’s brain, he was still conscious when the Bug Style Rockman appear and beat him up. Forte became intrigue with Rockman’s Ultimate Program because he experienced how powerful it can be. Forte has proven that Rockman is no match for him even with Netto’s help, but he does know that Rockman’s true power is in his Ultimate Program, the power to destroy and regenerate the entire Cyberworld.

[thenixkat]

Animorphs notes: Andalite Chronicles

Andalite Chronicles b/c I want that juicy taxxon info

Elfangor is the narrator

This is my hirac delest — my final statement.

Culture

I still dont get why Visser 3 vored him instead of capturing him

21 years before start

How and why would they be annihilating entire planets?

This doesnt gel with HBC. blatant andalite propaganda

Elfangor is not great at school

Arbron kicked lightly at the grass with one hoof in a gesture of contempt. Then he said the insult that went with the gesture. <Elfangor, when are you going to get your hooves back on the grass and out of the air?>

Culture

Arbon is interesting

The Electorate has voted to allow more children to be born since we're in a war now. They say if the war goes on for long and there are lots of battle deaths, some families may even have three and four children.

Population control measures

Warriors working on the battle bridge often used hand signals between themselves so that the thought-speak noise wouldn't become a jumble.

Sign Language makes sense but I’m giving a flat what to the second part of that.

Earth is a level six planet according to the andalites. Earth is a level 2 world according to the Plumbers.

Also fuck da police, which in this case means andalites

“The Skrit Na don't care what anyone else in the galaxy thinks about them. They don't belong to the Yeerk Empire. They aren't one of our allies. They don't care about laws or customs or anything. All the Skrit Na care about is collecting things and owning things.

“The Skrit Na are unusual in another way: They are actually like two different races. The Skrit look like huge insects, almost as large as an Andalite. They have fourteen legs and six sets of antennae, and aren't really very intelligent. But the Skrit each eventually weave a cocoon and a year later, out of the dead Skrit there pops a Na.

“The Na are a whole different story. The Na have four very slender legs. Sometimes they rear up and walk on just two legs, using the other legs as hands. They have large heads shaped like Andalite heads, only they have just two huge eyes.

“Skrit Na are constantly going to peaceful planet sand kidnapping the local species. Sometimes they perform medical experiments on them. Sometimes they just fly around with them and then let them go. But often they carry local creatures away to add them to zoos on the Skrit Na homeworld.

“Like I said: a weird species. No one understands the Skrit Na. Personally, I don't think they understand themselves.”

The skrit-na

The fuck was that? Why does the lack of a tail make you a primitive.?

Elfangor is a weak ass bitch who thinks bugs are ugly

Andalites think red blood is creepy

Is this the same Chapman as the other Chapman? Maybe

Andalites apparently don’t bother to try living/exploring places that aren’t comfortable

Andalites described as having 2 hearts

Elf is a car fucker

Alloran is built

The andalites erase the memories of primitives not ready for aliens

Is that comment sexist? It might be

Alloran defends his whole genocide the horks for getting themselves enslaved plan

Listen book, yall aint ready to tackle time fuckery

Alloran has a single point about vets

Uh, Chapman and David are similar kinds of kids

who the fuck hid a time machine/reality warping device on Earth?

Actually, it might have been the skrit-na, they’ve been around for awhile

Chapman has a point

Unless its a BDSM thin you can’t really be enslaved by choice?

CHapman was a fuckboi

Hey kids ready to do some real war?

The Taxxon home world has 3 moons

Alloran is specist towards taxxons too

Alloran, Arbron, and I pressed close to the hatch, waiting for it to blow open. We carried handheld shredders on setting three. There are six power levels on a shredder. Level one delivers a mild charge that will stun a small creature for a moment or two.

Level six will blast a hole through ten feet of solid alloy. Level three wouldn't kill most creatures, but it would certainly knock them down so hard they wouldn't get up for hours.

Shredders

If you've never faced a Taxxon, let me tell you: They are shocking things to see up close. They are tubular, like a monstrously thick, ten-foot-long hose. They have rows of needle-sharp, cone-shaped legs. The upper third of their body is held upright, and there the rows of legs become smaller and form tiny two- and three-fingered hands. There is a row of dark red eyes, each like congealed liquid. At the very top is the mouth, a round, red-rimmed hole circled with vicious rows of teeth.

Taxxons

Alloran seals 3 injured taxxons in a room to kill eachother

Apparently teh dead cannot be aquired

Why did they leave the tied up hork with the wounded taxxons? That’s cruel

Alloran commits more war crimes

That’s still a war crime Alloran

A djabala is a small, six-legged animal, maybe a third the size of a young Andalite. It has a mouth and a tail and no natural weapons. It lives by climbing trees and eating the highest leaves.

You have to morph the djabala in order to pass the morphing proficiency test. So I did. But then, like a lot of arisths, I morphed a kafit bird. I have heard that some planets have many types of bird. But since we only have three, and since the kafit is the best species of the three, it's popular with young cadets looking for fun.

Thgat lack of biodiversity has to be artificial

That’s not how bugs or compund eyes work

Orange and green acid clouds on the taxxon home world

The first thing I noticed was that the sky was a pale gray-brown. The color of dust. The bright clouds were too high up even to be seen. The second thing I noticed was the smell. Everywhere, warm, living hearts were beating. Hork-Bajir hearts. Gedd hearts. Taxxon hearts. Blood rushed through veins. . . .

We get it, taxxon’s are vampires

Below the maze of cradles was bare, orange-red dirt. Not a blade of grass, just dirt. There were primitive magnetic levitation rails running through the massive forest of cradles. Train cars, some open, some enclosed bubbles, raced back and forth along the tracks.

So a desert?

Elf you just failed being a spy

SubVisser 7 who will be Visser 3

At the top of the Yeerk Empire is the Council of Thirteen. One of those thirteen is emperor, but no one knows which one. It's a closely guarded secret. The Yeerks fear assassination.

Guess teh emperor

Mountain taxxon rebels

Yeerks feed rebel taxxons to loyal taxxons

Taxxons see better in the dark

Why would a yeerk use any of the hork-bajir language?

CHapman is an asshole. Fuckboi supreme

WHat do you gain? You don’t even know how yeerks treat quislings yet?

Nope, no. Either the space ships only work best in space or the ships can be used deep underwater. Not both series.

Highspeed chase

Three thousand five hundred miles an hour. The ground was a blur. We were a blazing meteorite. We were an arrow of flame as we shot across the Taxxon world at impossible speeds. The scruffy bushes and stunted trees of the Taxxon world burst into flame as we passed over. We were drawing a line of fire around the planet!

So there is vegitation

Arbron is a damn good shot

There’s grass on the otherside of the montains

Andalite stalk eyes apparently don’t blink

Skrit-Na use green emergency lighting

The time matrix is 10 ft in diameter

Elfangor is driving a car he found in the skrit-na ship

With this and Ax, I’m going to have to assume that andalites are just incapable of getting singing.

I was in a vast underground cavern. Dominating the center of the cavern was a sort of hill or small mountain. It was this mountain that glowed. It glowed a dim but unmistakable red.

From this irregular glowing hill came tendrils, each perhaps three or four feet in diameter. As my

eyes adjusted I could see that there were a dozen or more of these tendrils, and that each one extended to the edge of the cavern and then kept going into the rock itself.

The tendrils, too, glowed a dim red. I realized that I could see things moving inside the tendrils.

The tendrils were hollow! They were tubes, each about as big around as ..

The living hive?

The living hive can communicate telepathyicly

The mountain taxxons did not eat the wounded arbron

He waved one Taxxon claw back toward the massive, glowing mountain. <The Living Hive. Light of the Taxxons. Mother and Father of the Taxxons. The Hive has lost many of its children to the Yeerks. Many of its servants have betrayed the Hive and made an alliance with the Yeerks. But the Living Hive is still the Mother and Father of the species.>

Huh

<The Living Hive's tunnels extend across thousands of miles, Elfangor. There is suction in the tunnels. A Taxxon has only to fold back its legs, and the pressure draws it swiftly down the tunnel, as the Hive commands.>

huh

Arbron is thinking a lot more like a taxxon, cause from what I’ve seen andalites are quitters

Taxxons regenerate limbs very quickly

Its a blood bath, but taxxons don’t give up easy

Alloran needs to get a fucking life

Really you should assume that anyone captured by the yeerks is probably got a yeerk in them now

CHapman is a little bitch

A quantum virus is a sort of disease of space-time. You see, it slowly breaks down the force that holds subatomic particles together. It slowly disintegrates whatever it affects. Living creatures affected with a quantum virus find their very molecules breaking down. It can take days, weeks of agony.

Well, fuck you extra hard Alloran

Elfangor is not ok with the amount of luck going on

Elfangor finally figured out that everybody is yeerks

Ya know what? I’m going to make it a point to never refer to Visser 3 as the abomination b/c fuck the andalites

SubVisser 7 you really shouldn’t be an ass towards someone who decides not to murder defenseless prisoners, that’s an attitude you should want in yer enemies

Elf impersonates Subv7 and gets the yeerk fighters on his tail while he gets away with the time machine

Oh hey look at that, you don’t have to starve yer prisoner to death in this situation.

Yeerks can be frozen to put them into hibernation

Dambnit Elfangor!

Chapman needs to shut the fuck up

This is flatworld

No. Elfangor what Alloran chose to do was def wrong.it was absolutely wrong

There’s spaceship eating asteroids in Graysha Nebula.

Spaceship eating asteroids attracted by energy

Elfangor doesnt belive in psychic things

Visser 2? Did he get demoted at some point?

Oh, the asteroids prefer to eat the energy

Visser 32? Someones isn’t being consistant

Ah yes lets have someone go outside and get the time machine with no space suit

SUre, tie a bag of air over yer head, that’ll prevent depressurization

Why don’t andalite ships have airlocks? Do they not have fuckin safety regulations?

Book is going with Visser 32 for now

Its too bad yall don’t have space suits with magnetic boots that could help with that

The andalite brain has 4 visible segments

The last memory I had, as the cold collapsed my consciousness, was of someone vast and incredible. A being like nothing I could have imagined. It saw me. It saw us all.

And it laughed.

Now which cosmic entity is this?

I stared at a therant tree. The trunk. The branches. The vines. Impossible! It was Hala Fala! The oldest of the therant trees in the woods near my home. My father had shown me this tree when I was just a very small child. It was my Garibah. My Guide Tree.

Right, Andal trees can talk

The Garibah could not change what had happened. And it could not tell me that I was forgiven, or that all would be well now. I knew the ritual of forgiveness. <I have made right everything that can be made right, I have learned everything that can be learned, I have sworn not to repeat my error, and now I claim forgiveness.>

Culture

Hala Fala has been alive for 7 thousand years

There it was: the scoop. The bowl dug out of the ground by my great-great-grandparents and planted with every delicious variety of grass and flowers. And there was the lodge, the blue-plex awning that covered the south quarter of the scoop and kept our things out of the rain.

Architecture

The Andal sky is red and gold

A nightmare patchwork of 3 dif worlds b/c the gods of this universe are cruel

“And on the other side everything turned brown and muddy gray and a red so dark it was almost black.

On the other side of the line, wild, tall, spiky grass and trees that rose only a foot tall before spreading out horizontally for thirty or forty feet. If you could even call something like that a tree.

I was startled by something that reached up out of the ground with a soft SHLOOP! It was like a Taxxon tongue, almost. Ten feet long and dark red, it shot up from a hole in the ground. It seemed to lick the air in a slow, circular pattern, as if it was searching blindly for something. Then, after a few seconds, it SHLOOPED! back into the ground.

Ten feet away, another such tongue. This time it reached for a beast that walked past, hunched over. The beast had four thick legs toward the back and two turned-in legs forward, with no discernable head. This lumbering creature wandered straight toward the flickering tongue and suddenly, fast as a tail, the tongue reached out and wrapped around the beast's hind legs. The beast let out a groan, although where that sound came from, since it seemed not to have a head, was a mystery to me.

The tongue drew the beast toward its hole. But it could not suck the animal down, so it simply held it prisoner as the beast groaned.

The sky directly over that dark, unnerving landscape was dirty green and veined with silent lightning.”

Actually the yeek home world sounds pretty cool

“And on either side of him stood a creature like nothing I had ever seen or imagined. They were

each about three feet tall and four and a half feet long. They were mostly a dark, dirty yellow with irregular black spots. But the head and shoulders were the deep red of the Yeerk plants.

The heads were tiny for the bodies, elongated, almost needle-sharp. The mouths were long and

narrow. Hundreds of tiny, bright red teeth stuck out, jagged and wildly different in length and shape. But what struck me as strangest was that the creatures did not have legs in the usual sense. They had wheels.

Yes, wheels. Four of them, to be exact. The wheels were located where legs should be.

Each was sloppy and irregular in shape, not perfectly round.”

Visser 32’s pets, Jarex and Lerex. Who are Mortrons. Visser 32 saved a pair as pets the rest are extinct due to their sun going nova. Yeerks cant infest them

“Suddenly the creatures each split into two parts! The bottom portion, the yellow part with the wheels, swerved away. The dark red upper portion simply rose from the body, unfolded leathery wings I'd never even suspected, and flew straight at me!”

Heh

And they multiply when cut! Nice

Elfangor is strong enough for a human kid to ride on his back

Elf doesnt know what books are…. Did andalites invent books later than his childhood?

Wait, no he’s explaining them as primitive  computer files… inconsistancies

Lauren is finally upset about all of this

I guess Chapman is just fuckin dead

Huh, andalites had cities and stuff but decided they like more space and nature better

Andalites can close their hooves

Time fuckery is making them age

Binch that’s just conjecture, you aint got proof

Elf had decided that no, andalites cannot be trusted with a damn time machine

He also does not wanna go home

Why can’t she imagine that she’s back at her original age?

I knew it, Elfangor is done with war doesnt want to get dragged back

Elf knew Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

This very probably isn’t the orginal timeline from the start of the book

And then the Elimist goes and rips this man out of his life and tosses him back into war, at a point he knows he’ll die just to set up the next group of pawns in his game.

B/c the gods of this universe are cruel

...the ellimist reprogramed Chapman as a tool in his damn game

….the ellimist chose to hurt Loren the way she was all for a damn game, as part of stacking a deck to cheat in a game

Dick

Lying motherfucker

And then we never see Visser 3 serch for Loren and her kid b/c the ellimist is a manipulative sacki of birdshit

“But not the only one of his kind” too bad noone bothered to expand on that

More time fuckery

Elf realizes that the andalite millitary is crooked af

Tobias’ fucked up family situation is directly the ellimist’s fault

[igot7monbebes]

Yoon Jeonghan as your boyfriend

💫 A very protective boyfriend

💫 Although he's super soft voiced and quiet, he can very intimidating so if he feels uncomfortable about something happening he wont be afraid to rip out somebody's heart and devour it

💫 Goodnight kisses are a must and if you refuse to give him one, he will keep aggravating you until you give him one

💫 If he has a bad a dream he'll wake you up so you'll comfort him

💫 But will always tell you that you're the one who woke him up

💫 "How dare you accuse me of waking you!? You woke me up because of the storm!"

💫 Will put you through the same "pick one" game as he does the other members

💫 "one or the other. Get one today and the other whenever we come back. Pick on three."

💫 snuggles are key

💫 he doesnt care how annoyed you are or how busy your schedule is, you will cuddle with him when he says its cuddle time

💫 lowkey the most concerned man in the entire world

💫 like if he feels like you're upset with him about something he gets so concerned about it he cant think of anything else

💫 "y/n, are you feeling okay today? You're really quiet and I'm worried."

💫 if you play with his hair you can talk him into doing anything you want him to do without really having to try too hard

💫 you are the most important person in his life so he tries his hardest to make sure he's the same to you

💫 coffee dates in the morning are his favorite

💫 like he'll just randomly show up at your apartment at 5:30 in the morning with his pajamas and messy bedhair to take you to get coffee and call that a date

💫 simple things make hin happy like if he catches you listening to a SVT song or sees that you have a SVT t-shirt in your dresser/closet

💫 he lOVES to cook with you.

💫 he prefers cooking dinners with you at the dorms or at your apartment instead of ordering takeout food because there's nothing fun in counting down the minutes to see a stranger bring your food in

💫 will always turn cuddling into a make out session

💫 going out for ice cream or frozen yogurt is also a date

💫 like you two will just sit at a picnic table with an ice cream cone and he's content with it

💫 you have matching jewelry because Jeonghan is cheesy and bought you guys a set of BFF magnetic necklaces that came with rainbow earrings

💫 which he proudly shows off

💫 much like the ring on his pinky, he will never take off the earrings/necklace unless it's absolutely mandatory

💫 will nine million percent forget that you're staying the night, roll over and holler because there's another human in his bed

💫 i hope you like the "whose baby are you" because he will make a new one up to ask you eight hundred times each day

💫 "whose sunshine are you~", "whose snugglemuffin are you?", etc

💫 will sass the fUCK out of your friends if they come off as rude towards you or if they speak informally to him

💫 "I didn't realize you were older than me.. Interesting, really."

💫 will almost always have to change the subject because Jeonghan will carry on about it forever

💫 doesn't mind if you take his clothing to hold onto if he's going to be away for a while

💫 if he's touring or is just somewhere else in the world, he will only sleep if you have spoken to him on the phone or FaceTime

💫 gives the cutest and sweetest sleepy eyes if you're FaceTiming with him.

💫 "I'm so sleely honey.. C-caaaall me when you're waking up tomorrow."

💫 he is always the first one to say "i love you"

💫 he makes sure you know he means it very seriously each time he says it.

💫 will sneak one of your hoodies into his luggage before boarding an airplane because he just feels complete if he has your scent with him

💫 makes you feel safe in all situations

💫 you lowkey give him butterflies each time you touch his chest or forearms

💫 like if you guys are cuddling and you rest your head or hand on his chest his belly instantly fills with butterflies.

💫 he's bratty but super loving and concerned about everything in your life so you'll never have to be afraid to approach him about anything at all. He'll always be there for you holding your hand as you walk.

💫 you are one of the only people he trusts to open up to so he doesnt really tend to hide anything from you

💫 makes sure you're eating properly and staying hydrated like you're supposed to

💫 Being that he is a mother of 11 and wife to 1, he has a lot of knowledge about how to get rid of stains or how to cure any disease you could be fighting

💫 he literally feels it when you get hurt and will make a mad dash towards you with an entire hospital attached you his back

💫 it's like an instict

💫 you stub your toe and he's already got ice waiting for you

💫 he knows you're hurt before you do

💫 he only opened his own instagram account so he could post photos of you on it

💫 You're saved in his contacts as "Brat 😍💞"

💫 he is your personsl diary

💫 has never given away one of your secrets and has never ever held one against you.

💫 give him cookies

[secretsappyabode]

Your f/os love you so much Tiff, they're lucky to have you and they know it! Here's a gush pass 🎫!!! If you need a specific f/o to fixate on in order to gush, please may i suggest Ford?

OH!! hello there anon! ty sm for the gush pass! hold onto ur pants fellas its abt to get LONG

*cracks knuckles* ok here we go

that pines boy……what a man what a nerd what a cutie

when gf first introduces him, technically we first know of him as “the author” from the journal, a mysterious figure, the main focus point of all the mysteries in the town. intriguing, right off the bat, but there are moments in the show where we see glimpses of the author’s personality, in the way he writes, the things he says...and then in season 2 we hear more info abt the author thats NOT from the journal. “six fingered nerd” and “secluded researcher” tend to come up. 

(the show does a good job at setting up mysteries anyway, but by this point i was super curious abt who the author was myself. i only ever got into the show JUST after the reveal came out, so i knew of the whole “secret twin” thing beforehand. nonetheless, once i watched all the eps, i was STOKED for the backstory episode. also i was super into the mystery trio theory, but i reckon ill save that gush for another day.)

SO now that ford is in the picture, we see who the author really is. i thought the show would take the “mysterious author who is actually long lost twin is a cold stoic recluse who is Very Serious All The Time and has No Fun and is Edgy” path for ford, as often as fandom suggested he would be. but no!!! hes A FUCKING ADORKABLE NERD!!!!! he likes dnd!!! he has nerdy interests and hes so goofy and fun-loving abt it!! he was willing to stop everything he was working on, just to play a game with his great nephew!! *clap* i was instantly charmed by him. 

and yes, most of the show is just him working on the dimensional rift, making sure bill cipher doesnt take over, so of course hes gonna be like gruff and serious most of the time. but honestly, i wld be focused and serious too if i were in his position. the man was dealing with a demon who had manipulated/abused him for quite a long time, and is threatening to take over the multiverse. shits scary!!! not to mention how much baggage the man is carrying, not just from the portal, but with stan and his relationship?? despite it all, he is kind he is so kind he is A KIND MAN!!!

LIKE OK I found a short fanfic on my dash recently and this specific excerpt just got to me like:

like!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY IT!! this is what ford is like with the ppl he cares abt!! no matter how many things he gets distracted by or grabs his attention, his loved ones are still on his mind. like he ain’t perfect and that’s part of why I love him.

hes so incredibly earnest and passionate abt his interests. we see him first arrive in gravity falls and the guy is having the TIME OF HIS LIFE. cuz hes in his element! researching cryptozoology and the paranormal, thats his jam!! he just looks like hes having so much fun and guh its just adorable to see. like.....i feel like if i were there with him, his excitement would be SO contagious. like i cant help but giggle at his antics. 

the journal does reveal a bit more abt his personality, and we do get to see both positives and negatives. he can be an insufferable little shit sometimes, and hes stubborn to a fault, not to mention his thoughts on icarus is p telling abt his mindset. cuz like.....yes he wasnt the best brother to stan, and this topic is a whole ‘nother discussion in and of itself, but honestly?? its kinda why i find him so compelling. he is deliciously morally dubious and i love him for it. the kind of asshole that u love, sort of thing. 

ALSO????

PORTAL FORD IS A FUCKIN BADASS AND HES HOT FOR IT IDC IDC

I SAW HIM COMING OUT OF THE PORTAL AND IM LIKE 😳😳😳😳 AND WHEN HE TRAILS DOWN THAT BIG ALIEN SPIRE IN THE UFO USING THE MAGNET GUN HOOOOOOOOOOOO

anyway i still think i have more thoughts abt him but rn this is all i can get down cohesively cuz the rest is just aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 💕💖💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💖