#if i had a nickel…

[hubridbunny]

Why does no one ever seem to have a child the normal way. Why’s it always gotta be some shit like “I stole your dna and combined it with mine in a lab”

[englishmagic]

One fun thing about following the terror tag is that I have at least twice seen a recent convert post about how they don’t understand where all the joplittle comes from, like what do people see in those two?

And then someone explains. And someone else explains. And someone else adds a thought. Someone asks what if. Someone points out an implication. Someone says to hell with canon backing what about the potential. Someone dumps a list of fic recs.

And then the confused op goes OKAY I GET IT NOW JESUS CHRIST and subsequently goes on an intense joplittle posting spree for the next few weeks because by god they really do get it now

[alexandraprivet]

Her shoulders are back You'll never see her slack And even if she falls She'll laugh and stand up tall

Barbie: Princess Fall School (2011) feat. individuals affected by Blair Willows

[neilyoungshearse]

Vibes

[ashartstuff]

I love finally sitting down to play a game and then very quickly getting sucked in to the point where it destroys my life. It’s very silly and I definitely don’t have a problem

[bloodwrittenballad]

bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s literally just a sassy vampire with immense trauma

[subatoism]

*I know ‘family’ doesn’t quite fit for Merlin but since Gaius (foster dad) and Kilgharrah (soul brother?) are the primary enforcers of his unhealthy and morally questionable choices re: his duty to Arthur, I’m counting it

[kyannnite]

in the process of watching the fallout tv show and realized last night that i have accidentally gotten myself into another piece of media that involves a very morally questionable man with no nose

[ankhlesbian]

Oh hell yeas i love it when the wild hunt gets invoked

[oldfashionedmorphine]

me on dec 31 2020 when i had covid for the first time:

me now: debatable

[vaguelyprophetic]

ok it wasn’t in a bathroom this time but roman roy watched another man piss again.

[wolfythewitch]

How does this keep happening to me

[words-from-a-magpie]

[tlaquetzqui]

Why did 2011 see two fantasy games with “sky” in the title and theme songs in made-up languages?

[mikqchoux]

I like to think i'm funny:,)

[antebellumite]

The American Statesman: Or, Illustrations of the Life and Character of Daniel Webster. Designed for the American Youth has so many good ( possibly true ) anecdotes if you just skip the moral lessons…