#if i had a nickel…

[hubridbunny]

Why does no one ever seem to have a child the normal way. Why’s it always gotta be some shit like “I stole your dna and combined it with mine in a lab”

[alexandraprivet]

Her shoulders are back You'll never see her slack And even if she falls She'll laugh and stand up tall

Barbie: Princess Fall School (2011) feat. individuals affected by Blair Willows

[neilyoungshearse]

Vibes

[ashartstuff]

I love finally sitting down to play a game and then very quickly getting sucked in to the point where it destroys my life. It’s very silly and I definitely don’t have a problem

[bloodwrittenballad]

bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s literally just a sassy vampire with immense trauma

[subatoism]

*I know ‘family’ doesn’t quite fit for Merlin but since Gaius (foster dad) and Kilgharrah (soul brother?) are the primary enforcers of his unhealthy and morally questionable choices re: his duty to Arthur, I’m counting it

[kyannnite]

in the process of watching the fallout tv show and realized last night that i have accidentally gotten myself into another piece of media that involves a very morally questionable man with no nose

[ankhlesbian]

Oh hell yeas i love it when the wild hunt gets invoked

[oldfashionedmorphine]

me on dec 31 2020 when i had covid for the first time:

me now: debatable

[vaguelyprophetic]

ok it wasn’t in a bathroom this time but roman roy watched another man piss again.

[wolfythewitch]

How does this keep happening to me

[words-from-a-magpie]

[tlaquetzqui]

Why did 2011 see two fantasy games with “sky” in the title and theme songs in made-up languages?

[mikayesha]

I like to think i'm funny:,)

[antebellumite]

The American Statesman: Or, Illustrations of the Life and Character of Daniel Webster. Designed for the American Youth has so many good ( possibly true ) anecdotes if you just skip the moral lessons…

[chrometheraptor]

AN AUTHOR IM SUBSCRIBED TO ON AO3 WHO IVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH ON HERE BOOPED ME??????