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Why does no one ever seem to have a child the normal way. Why’s it always gotta be some shit like “I stole your dna and combined it with mine in a lab”
#dc comics#the effects of abstinence-only education /lh#if I had a nickel…#clex#timkon#brutalia#rastim#ra’stim#Hubrid talks
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Her shoulders are back You'll never see her slack And even if she falls She'll laugh and stand up tall
Barbie: Princess Fall School (2011) feat. individuals affected by Blair Willows
#barbie movies#barbie cinematic universe#barbie#barbie gifs#barbie princess charm school#princess charm school#blair willows#alexandra privet#delancy devin#Portia#my posts#if i had a nickel…#gif dump gif dump
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Vibes
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I love finally sitting down to play a game and then very quickly getting sucked in to the point where it destroys my life. It’s very silly and I definitely don’t have a problem
#rambles#stardew valley#splatoon#south park the fractured but whole#animal crossing#ts4#mario kart 8 deluxe#if I had a nickel…#STARDEW VALLEY GET OUT OF MY HEAD RN
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bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s literally just a sassy vampire with immense trauma
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*I know ‘family’ doesn’t quite fit for Merlin but since Gaius (foster dad) and Kilgharrah (soul brother?) are the primary enforcers of his unhealthy and morally questionable choices re: his duty to Arthur, I’m counting it
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in the process of watching the fallout tv show and realized last night that i have accidentally gotten myself into another piece of media that involves a very morally questionable man with no nose
#if i had a nickel…#it would be 2 nickels#anyways i’m having a great time with fallout. really reliving the experience of playing fallout 3 after getting my first copy#as a hand me down from my middleschool boyfriend#and ofc. now having thoughts abt erik as a cowboy. just because i can#i need to make a personal tag
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Oh hell yeas i love it when the wild hunt gets invoked
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me on dec 31 2020 when i had covid for the first time:
me now: debatable
#if i had a nickel…#happy second worst birthday to me#i honestly wish i could say i was actually better but nope
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ok it wasn’t in a bathroom this time but roman roy watched another man piss again.
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on my old blog I posted about watching a middle aged man crying to a sza song and now I’ve witnessed a middle aged man crying to a phoebe bridgers song
#once against reminiscing about my old blog#sza: drew barrymore in the show crashing#phoebe: i know the end in the show shrinking#if i had a nickel…#it’s a weird niche thing
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How does this keep happening to me
#i stole these screenshots they arent mine LOL#but if i had a nickel for every time#i could probably buy myself a meal
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#if i had a nickel#ice king#adventure time#tadc#tadc kinger#the amazing digital circus#kinger#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#tadc spoilers#(?)#gravity falls#gravity falls spoilers#adventure time spoilers#simon petrikov
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Why did 2011 see two fantasy games with “sky” in the title and theme songs in made-up languages?
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The American Statesman: Or, Illustrations of the Life and Character of Daniel Webster. Designed for the American Youth has so many good ( possibly true ) anecdotes if you just skip the moral lessons…
#daniel webster#the american statesman: or illustrations designed for the american youth#webster getting bullied by his classmates so his teacher puts him at the front of the class#the author keeps describing our guy as ‘puny’ and ergo unfit for agricultural work#webster’s cousin who saw webs first speech and said he was ashamed to see someone so sickly and nonmuscular carry the name webster????#AND THE CLERK STORY!!!#also im trying to keep track of the amount of times that websters childhood home has almost burned down—i think twice now?#once w ezekiel and once when dam was sleeping?#if i had a nickel…
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AN AUTHOR IM SUBSCRIBED TO ON AO3 WHO IVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH ON HERE BOOPED ME??????
#chrome rambles#this is the second time an author on ao3 who I admire has randomly appeared in my notes#If I had a nickel…
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