#if i ever change the url on this blog thats what its gonna be

[definitelynotshouting]

OUGHHH sorry to be on anon, I need to make a proper tumblr to talk to people in hermitblr but currently I only have a sideblog and am not gonna expose my ten year old main aklsdjhfdklas, but I am the author of the romeo and juliet au tysm you made my heart grow warm and fuzzy and then explode I've never seen my fic mentioned out in te wild before <33333

to fuel ur theatre au brainworms, in the romeo and juliet au: mercutio is bdubs + benvolio is cleo, and jimmy and joel are sampson and gregory (two capulets from the start of the play they're such dumbasses my absolute beloveds), so we've got the design philosophy of the montagues and the capulets mirroring the aesthetics of the family and the bad boysss. (I never came up with a design for bad boy!Ren when he steps in as Tybalt instead of Grian during show week but I feel it's not too hard to imagine hehe)

but also (separately from that au, because I saw other talk of the life series and theatre and plays on ur blog) I constantly think about the life series as a greek tragedy, specifically in relation to the purpose of the series' inevitable tragedy being catharsis for the watchers (with the watchers also being literally the viewers). we love to see them suffer!!! but there's also a bunch of politics surrounding greek tragedies that Plato and Aristotle had discourse about that you can rope into it and tldr; my understanding is catharsis was Aristotle's answer to Plato's concern that tragedies' emotive affect could encourage rebellion against the state, with Aristotle saying that instead the cycle of pity and fear and eventual catharsis felt by the audience has a "purifying" effect that's like an emotional release from those emotions instead. Then with the extra layer of lore the fandom has surrounding Grian running away from the watchers, if Grian designs the life games, to the end of sating the watchers' need to emotionally feed (thank you Martyn for that piece of lore I'm stealing it jkfhdsk), the purpose of the games could be the cleansing of the watchers' discomfort with him running away and being a player and maintaining the status quo where Grian is actually the one in control !!!! even if he makes himself suffer. also different characters "curses" as their harmatia!! And, if we interpret the watchers as a fictional force AND the viewers simultaneously, then the chorus could absolutely be watchers who are vocal in the fandom - removed from the "players" (and OH how I love the dual meaning of minecraft players and players as in actors) but providing additional commentary and insight into what's happening that further feeds the emotional experience of the audience !!

alsooooo if you don't know the show "& Juliet" scar and grian are ALSO romeo and juliet in that to me, it's their last life/early double life era </3

theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre theatre

YOOOOOOOOO HELLO OP YOUR FIC IS AMAZING AND IM GLAD I COULD REC IT BC IT DESERVES RECOGNIZED!!!!! Also all of this is AMAZING im so obsessed with bdubs being mercutio and cleo being benvolio. Thats incredible like HELLO????? based choices tbh thats so fun

Also super obsessed with the meta of plays feeding into the watcher canon (and im STILL not over martyn somehow accidentally canonizing a key element of my au, this is insane, i came up with the idea for watchers feeding on player emotions in SEPTEMBER OF LAST YEAR), thats so fucking neat, i love a good tragedy OUGHHHHH its so compelling.

Also no worries about being on anon!!!! I did that too before i finally cleaned up my main blog so all the posts were privated, and then changed my url to match this one so ppl would recognize me WHEEEEEZE. Smth that helped me was tagging my own sideblog in anon asks i sent, so ppl would know it was me, and i'd get the notif when it got answered. Ofc you might not be comfortable linking your sideblog, but if you ever made one you wanted to sign off with, thats the option i used for a while before using mass post editor to private my entire main blog!!!!

theatre theatre theatre!!! Your ideas are SO pog and cool my dude feel free to ramble to me any time :]

[arosebyan0thername]

I was gonna say studyblr but for students who are just absolutely shit at school and hate doing work, but thats just regular tumblr isn't it

[rouge-the-bat]

You and another person I follow both have Rouge the bat themed blogs and post a decent amount about Rouge the bat so for the longest time I thought y'all were the same person and that you just changed your url and pfp.

HFKSJFKD LMAOO

all rouge blogs are one 🤝 we are all now the same person

[anonil88]

Malcolm and Marie live blog

I don't usually do liveblogs for movies but yea.

Spoilers ahead!!

I love that its modern timed but very 70s stylized.

A tune indeed.

When you are high and drunk on success and

How the white critic reacts is why I feel like gatekeeping my scripts. At the same time some things I do make are about race or involve.

Marie sitting on the patio smoking is a mood whenever men are talking.

So he's pretentious and unaware.

Whoever chose the music for this, I feel like we would be Spotify mutuals.

Can this nigga stop pacing.

Also can he stop talking;

Marie is so tired and unimpressed.

Also little booties matter and are to be bitten.

Oooo the tension and the jazz.

Title Card over mac and cheese.

Shitty boxes mac and cheese but still mac and cheese.

Tbh i always wonder if spouses/significant others get upset when their spouses don't acknowledge them during speeches.

John sounds so much like his dad but I really hope his acting style differs from his dad a lot.

Guilty confession?

He did not profit off of his partners backstory and then not even acknowledge her.....I.....

If that ever happened to me catch me cussing my partner out during the beginning credits, the end credits, in the car, and at home.

GASLIGHTER!

The way I'm excited for Zendaya to give me some, oooo can she work with Regina King. Please on my knees I pray.

Um no that's not your job to coddle your lead.

He's a dick and the type of dick who makes himself look like a good person around other people.

If Sam Levinson is trying to make his viewers more of misandrist, it's working.

I feel like Marie has her flaws probably a lot of them and we will surely see as this continues, but Malcolm needs to learn how to apologize sincerely.

70s vibes! 70s vibes!

Them kissing and talking about criticism and dreams makes me miss a partner. A partner that I've had and haven't had.

Women really are behind every great man.

Yea sir you fucked a happy moment.

Oh visual allegories for looking in from the outside and cat and mouse chasing and looking from the outside in.

She's saying she doesn't feel noticed by you.

Gas lighter :0 he called her an emotional support dog, bruh.

I would LOVE to co-write or take a writing class held by Sam Levinson. The fights i write are very much in this same realm of reflection and anger and monologue.

Sam.....sam.....are all the sides inside of you doing okay sir?

The ugly side of dating and being in a relationship with someone who struggles with their own demons.

Honestly I could close my eyes and listen to this script being read without seeing these characters visually. Just close my eyes and get a sense of these characters like it was a radio story.

Oh. Oh this is a new wheelhouse of Zendaya acting; a different voice is like breaking through here and her expressions aren't the same we are used to. You can literally hear another character in there....hmm.

Mans is outside really fighting with his invisible demons lmfao.

Selfish ass, how after everything she said you came out of it thinking about your own craft and self instead of how you hurt her.

So she's conditional.

Me: did sam (a white man) say nigga this many times in his script or are the actors adding their own inflections. Not just the lingo used but the topic of race and directing etc. being written by a white writer about black characters is always gonna be a critique when you're writer is a white person.

Alexa play Broken Girls by Saba

He is so hurtful.

A clown nigga a clown look in the fucking mirror you bozo head ass looking like you need some Mehron clown white and a size 16 in clown shoes.

John is doing a really swell performance and reading of these lines.

He is reading her for her insecurities by bringing up his experiences with other women and that.....is yikes.

Arguments can get messy like this in real life but it takes a lot of maturity and control to either not let it get to this point or have a healthy conversation afterwards.

This film is really shot on some very crisp lenses.

They sitting there like 🚬🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️.

Leftover Mac and Cheese and unfinished cigarettes.

The nyt etc. pay walls are so annoying, but there is a work around look at the articles on incognito or add a period at the end of the url.

He sounds like his daddy so much here, weird, this is the only part I'm eh on the dialogue it feels real but a bit out of pace in how they are bouncing off one another.

Nail scissors? So the end is not the only part he based off of Marie. 🙄

ITS A GOOD REVIEW YOU DINGUS but also its a full review they are going to critique things. She isn't wrong though he did profit off of a woman's story that was not his own to profit from.

Yes Malcolm because unfortunately all marginalized people look through a lens of life that is inherently political because of the world they live in.

He is so mad and upset and had a lot on his chest. But I think he Malcolm and Sam are talking about something thats an issue and a non issue. Being critiqued for you art is hard but also Malcolm is not super self aware. He's like a stand in figure of for example rich depop sellers who wanna be oppressed so badly they yell at others instead of examining their own personal behaviors and ethics.

Oh Marie, when you know the spark is gone and you pick fights because.

He ain't even ask her to read?

One critic I have for most of hollywood actors is they learn their cry and that is it. A change from this is Margot Robbie, I adore her fluctuations of crying being similar but the crying is carried differently for each character. If I had to say any actor that does a cry scene amazing its this woman right here (Amy Adams)

You stole her story from her and gave it away, she has a right to be upset and angry and a rubber band ball of emotions.

Citizen Kane, not the cinematography, but the story is it even that good? (Unpopular opinion but meh, maybe in my rewatch it will be better.)

But that is what people want authenticity and whatever authenticity means to them. What is real for one is false for another.

To be honest look at the criticism of Euphoria, well earned, but a lot of people were like this isn't real even though he literally wrote about his own life. People said it was inauthentic like....wtf.

Ahh the smoking is just a habit, he quit and she didn't.

CAST ZENDAYA IN A HORROR MOVIE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING. Get Lupita and Zendaya and some more black actors preferably less known ones in a horror movie. One with a interesting script and story, directed by Regina King. Please and thankyou.

I love Marie yep that was amazing.

Behind every great man is a greater woman, one that deserves her credit for how she has stood behind. I wonder the stories of those women, what they have sacrificed or not sacrificed. Their thoughts and feelings when the world is surrounding their partner and views them as a plus one. (I'd write a short script about this but I think do I have the time, can I, or am I equipped ?)

He is a shitty person for bringing up his exes, like she even said I don't wanna know any of that.

Imagine being on anti depressents and rarely having a sex drive and then when you do your partner starts talking about their exes and tearing you apart for all your faults.

I love when you see peaks of Zendaya's cadence in roles.

Tension, what if's and he didn't even bring her up in his speech.

Marie to herself and the audience:

He is not afraid that he will loose her but as my character says in my unreleased story, "i can't wait til you give me a fucking reason to leave your ass." Malcolm expects everything in order for not even doing the bare minimum and she is only asking him for something as simple as consideration. She just wants him to be considerate. He wants to get married and considers their relationship like rolling down a hill at full speed and he cannot apologize, he cannot be considerate, and he cannot admit his wrongs. He can only offer her I love yous that he probably does mean but he does not back up outside of what he's done for her in the past. The past which was more of her experience than his and he sees his part in it as a burden. He doesn't use his own vantage point of the past to further his career he uses her. He does all of these things without a real apology or thankyou because he is not afraid to loose her.

The restrictions of quarantine and the panorama have made Sam's writing very no frills. I wonder how other films from other directors and writers that are filmed in small contained crews like this will be structured. But this was a very good movie gonna add to my letter box 3.3-3.5

Oh shit this is my song,

Ratings/overall thoughts:

Script is like a C+, B- : I could go into my heavier big brain thoughts on the script but I don't feel like it. You catch hints of it above it centers conversation on race and privilege, mainly the writers and questions i have that won't be answered but Sam did make me grow disdain for Malcolm over a short time. Which is sometimes hard to do because im one sympathetic person but the sympathy i have for Malcolm is at 0. Maybe a 2 at some scenes but then it quickly goes back to 0. Some parts of the dialogue miss the mark or hit the are off balanced. While some of it like Malcolm's bathroom speech albeit mean is really strong or their conversation when he comes back from peeing really shines for me.

Performances: B+ to A- because they carried the script further than it could of gone with less talented actors. The monologues do well to showcase their current skill levels which are already high af and leave room for anticipation in where these actors go next.

Zendaya holding a knife: A+ with a gold star. That switch on and off and on is delectable.

John being a shitty boyfriend but following Marie like a lost puppy: B+ with a good job written at the bottom of the paper, Malcolm being nervous a frantic dialed up with more realistic nervousness would have sold me completely on Malcolm's anxious waiting.

Cinematography: A and a participation award.

The mac and cheese: A+ for the easy mac. Wish it was like Annie's or Velveeta.

Cigarettes: Participation award and their picture hung up for student of the month. Why the grill lighter? Everytime Malcolm opened up his mouth Marie was like sparks fly.

The music: A++ with a prize. Whoever picked the music probably makes good Spotify playlists.

[smolteabirb]

Check In Tag Game  ✔️

thanks for tagging me @castawavy <33

why did you choose your URL?

when i was looking to rebrand from cozyteacupsims i was looking through my pinerest and there was that one mbti post smth abt the types idk but infps (my type) were described as smol cinnamon birbs but i like tea so yea thats why im smolteabirb

any side blogs?

well atm im in the process of setting up another acc ill be linking it for yall when im done with it all but its not technically a sideblog bc im making it on a separate google acc skdkfg

how long have you been on tumblr?

not long enough jokes aside i think its been over a year now 👄👁👄

why did you start your blog in the first place?

so my mom wanted to make cc for the game and i suggested making a tumblr acc bc thats where the good cc creators were 🙈 soon mom decided to make her own acc to do her simblr stuff bc i had taken over this acc ekdkfkg

why did you choose your icon/pfp?

i saw it on pinterest and i liked it sm that i put it as a pfp literally everywhere sksjfkg

do you have a queue tag

nope.

what’s your post with the most notes?

brb let me chekc kskdjt

in general;this year

how many mutuals do you have?

166 but like a good portion of them are archive blogs of mutuals, that i never unfollowed bc im lazy :') also a good part of them are inactive now :'))

why did you choose your header?

its been sitting here since simblreen last year fun fact i drew it myself i should probably change it my pfp as well

how many people do you follow?

258 and half of them probably arent even active anymore i should clean it up and follow new ppl as well :')

have you ever made a shit post?

yes, most of them u can find under #kate.exe but theyre not like the real deal theyre more random posts than that :')

how many followers do you have?

😳😳😳😳 958 😳😳😳 guess i gotta prepare smth special for 1k 😳😳😳😳

did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

on tumblr? no. outside of there? maybe but i aint telling sjsjjfg 🙈

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

idk all that you have to reblog or ur a horrible person is a huge turnoff for me like bestie im immune to manipulation techniques why u gotta guilt trip ppl

how often do you use tumblr each day?

oh lemme check it in my phone stats sdhskfkg

okay so i open it around 25ish times a day and use it for around an hour on average

do you like tag games?

YESYESYESYES im slow at doing them and also i suck at tagging other ppl but i love them

do you like ask games?

MY ABSOLUTE FAVS but with those u depend on other ppl wanting to send u asks :")

do you have a crush on a mutual?

im jsut gonna say this if ur my mutual im in love w u i love all of my mutuals its rlly parasocial relationships at their finest i think of every single one of u as a dear friend and ally 💋💋💋

okay now for the tags i tag (feel free to ignore) @lavenderie @neverheresims @lonely-bologna-sims @kingfakey @cosmikclouds @simsliipsx @koalapixels @leafykii @grenouillage @hvniebee @faerieprose @sassysimmersoph @poetic-falls uh and all and mutuals that want to do this :3

[eternal-bangtan]

interview tag!

the rules are to answer questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better

i was tagged by @crytaeby @jeongookie @yoongiandthebiaswreckers  and thank u so much!!

uhhhhhhhhhhhh lets get it

name|nickname: karina

pronouns: she/her

height: 164 cm but didnt check for few years but i dont think sth has changed 

time: 21:30 (lets see for how long ill make it) (ok i finished at 22:03 :|||)

when is your birthday: 5th of march

nationality: ukrainian

favorite band|groups: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) i think my blog shows it <3

favorite solo artist: ehhh idc i just listen to whatever slaps esp with using tiktok nowadays literally thanks for most of my playlist lmao

song stuck in your head: fack eminem sahdasdasjd

last movie you watched: cry-baby and oh boi young depp,,,, lets not dig deep here im gonna yell the movie is weird tho lmao 

last show you binged: recently i started rewatching skins hahaahahahaahahaha 3rd season idk for what but also last proper one was sex education,, i barely watch them even tho id like to

when you created your blog: i think summer/late spring 2016 but it became a bts blog only in nov 2017

last thing you googled: как приготовить хумус 

other blog: @bangtanger 🤙

why i chose my url: ill be short so when i was listening to mots7 for the n-th time on the second day of release i think i was listening to moon and some lyrics touched my heart so much and realized once again how important they r to me and then i took a part of we r bulletproof eternal song name and was like they r truly eternal and thought this is very symbolic and also important to me and changed url immediately without even thinking about it it was the most impulsive thing ive ever done lmao also before i was quite scared to change url cuz ‘what if moots wont recognize me’ and all those weird arguments

how many people are you following: 390

how many followers do you have: 3,975

average hours of sleep: oh lately its been hella good 6-8+

lucky number: im not into that lolol

instruments: ekkkkkkkkk i have a keyboard but idk notes i can only play by listening to sth and trying to repeat with one hand the most simple things i wish i actually learnt it :(

what i’m currently wearing: slippers warm socks warm leggings pants long sleeved warm shirt sweatshirt yeah its cold 

dream job: i like retouching and taking pics so like,,, 

dream trip: half of the world in theory (but i wont name countries cuz who knows maybe ill want to visit more) but i just miss traveling in general :( sensitve topic hahahah

favorite food: whatever is tasty lmao it may be absolutely different cuisines but i dont like seafood 

favorite song: ok lets choose from non bts songs cuz itd be too hard hayloft - mother mother, stunnin’ - curtis waters, then leave - beatkind, queendom come  dunno what r they about but they r jammy 

top three fictional universes you’d like to live in: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im ok with real world but lets make it ✨utopian✨ in a certain way thats all im gonna say dude i dont fuck with it im very paranoid id go crazy if i knew there is sth supernatural around that can hurt anyone :|  

im tagging ok ill tag same ppl lmao: @lifegoesmon @flipthatjacketjiminie @darlingjoon @stargazingjin @syubb @seokljin @jiminswn @jjeongukie @baechwita @kkulmoon @taemaknae @vjimin @vorenamjoon once again not forcing <3

[mettywiththenotes]

I got tagged by @haleigh-sloth! 😊

Why did you choose your URL?

Metty is a part of my name and whenever I get into a new series, whatever it may be, I usually type down my thoughts in the notes app on my phone. I’ve done this for years and it was what I used before I got a tumblr account. I even still use it! Not to the same extent I did before, but I still do it to organize my thoughts

I only realized after I made this account that it kind of sounds like I’m bragging or smthg lmao. But thats not the case, no. I just type things down in my notes app a lot

Any side blogs?

Nope

How long have you been on tumblr?

Hoo boy this is kind of an unspecific question. Okay so I got an account 4 months ago. However, I’ve stalked tumblr since I was 11 or 12. So I didn’t have an account back then but I have been going on tumblr most of my life. Of course now that I look back on it, it isn’t the same thing as actually having a blog on here, cuz I never interacted with anybody or even any posts, but idk I’d say it still counts. Kind of? A little bit? Technically? Idk lol

Do you have a queue tag?

Nope

Why did you start your blog in the first place?

This is actually kind of funny. As I’ve just said, I’ve been stalking tumblr for a long time, and I’ve been a fan of BNHA ever since chapter 150 (cuz thats what the latest chapter was at the time I caught up), so naturally, I stalked the BNHA fandom out of curiosity to see what people thought of it. So I’ve seen a lot of varying opinions on the series

It was literally on the same day BNHA chapter 317 came out, and I decided to actually make an account because there were so many bad takes on that chapter that I just decided to make a blog and put down my own thoughts

I can’t even remember what those bad takes were lol (it was probably just fans complaining that the series is going downhill and jumping to conclusions just because of what happened in that specific chapter. as usual). But I was frustrated enough to sign up, thats for sure

ANOTHER REASON why I joined is because, throughout the years I’ve been stalking the BNHA fandom, not once did I see any posts about Izuku and Shigaraki and the potential of their relationship. I’m aware now that there were probably some hidden blogs I hadn’t come across that maybe did talk about them, but if there were, I didn’t see it in the main tags and thats what annoyed me

Hate to brag, but I was thinking about The Boys since all the way back with Overhaul. And going through the tags was so lacking sometimes when nobody was talking about them. So you can imagine my reaction when that MVA chapter where Shiggy said “What I wanted you to say was...” happened and the fandom went NUTS over it. I was really happy to see people finally talking about them. And then that kind of died down, and I wasn’t really seeing anybody speculating about their relationship. Even when War Arc came around, I thought people would talk about their interactions more (NOT in a negative “Izuku is gonna have to kill Shiggy” way, but in a positive way), but that didn’t happen until chapter 295

So yeah. Thats another reason why I joined, and it’s kinda connected to the first reason. I wanna talk about The Boys. I wanna fill the bnha tags with posts about these two. Be the change you wanna see in the fandom ig lol

Oh, and also talk about the stuff that interests me. Obviously. But the actual reasons for joining are just spite

Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

That sketch of Shiggy and Izuku is the only one we have of them being goofy, and I’ve always wanted Hori to do a sketch of them being silly. So its like nailing proof of their interactions to a front-and-center wall so everyone can see it

Why did you choose your header?

I couldn’t think of any other header to have. I wanted one that looked nice, so I picked the background for Nine and Shiggy’s flower island scene

What’s your post with the most notes?

The Shouto joke post with the record scratch freeze frame lol

How many mutuals do you have?

6 mutuals

How many followers do you have?

182 followers

How many people do you follow?

24 people

How often do you use tumblr each day?

Oof. Quite an embarrassing amount. I try to keep off it during leak nights though, so I skip one day out of the week, if I can resist lol

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

Nope

How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

Ahh. Well, if its posts about info that could potentially help somebody, I do reblog them after doing a bit of my own research. They could help people or they couldn’t but if there’s a chance that they could, and I agree with what it says, then I reblog

If its those posts that are like “you need to reblog this or else your dog will die” or smthg, then no I don’t like them and I scroll past them

Do you like tag games?

Yes!

Do you like ask games?

Yes!!

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Ahh... haleigh-sloth honestly. The reason I think that is cuz every time she reblogs one of my posts it always gets loads of notes lol

Do you have a crush on a mutual?

What is this, the bachelor? Who should I give my rose to🌹👀 lmao nah I don’t

Tagging: @frappyflop, @zinatina, @villainsandvictimsalliance, @lastsunlight

njksdnsfd sorry for that one long answer btw. I have a whole Origin Story apparently lmao

[gadunkie]

Tag Game

I will put this under a "read more" (tagged by @motherfucker-unlimited)

1. Why did you choose your url?

I actually HATE the game: Fossil Fighters Champions SO MUCH that I 100%'d it AND use it as a url.

2. Any side blogs?

No :)

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

I made this account in 2016 which is actually 5 years ago now that I realize it..

4. Do you have a queue tag?

no I dont think that far ahead.

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

because I watched a lot of jojos bizarre adventure and this place had a lot of jojo content.

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

my old profile picture was that crying cat thats being flipped off but when I changed my url to what it is now, I combined Fossil Fighters Champions' final boss, ZongaZonga, with the image and now it just kind of looks like this:

7. Why did you choose your header?

fossil fightr

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

its definitely that one detective pikachu tweet that I stole.

9. How many mutuals do you have?

I think I have like 10 or something lol

10. How many followers do you have?

306, which is my highest amount of followers on any social media platform, because becoming "internet famous" is a lot harder than what my soundcloud rapper friend said it would be.

11. How many people do you follow?

I think around 400 or something, but only 40-ish are active (ever since the nsfw ban)

12. Have you ever made a shit post?

Nope! :) All of my Posts® are good!

13. How often do you use tumblr a day?

every day, its my main social media website

14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?

the most that I do is block transphobes, other than that I personally curate my online experience so that I dont have to fight online.

15. How do you feel about the ‘you need to reblog’ posts?

its so easy to scroll past them, whos gonna know if I didnt reblog them or not.

16. Do you like tag games?

yea

17. Do you like ask games?

I reblog ask games whenever theyre on my feed, I appreciate those who participate :)

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

personally I dont think tumblr famous can be used as a real term, but my most famous mutual is definitely motherfucker-unlimited, nearly 5k followers.

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

Nope, I dont crush on people inside my computer.

Thats all of the questions, thank you for tagging me Mr. Unlimited. I wont be tagging anyone though, because no one comes to mind.

[shyung-shoes]

tagged by the absolutely wonderful @kyunsies <3333 (i didnt know u changed ur url till this post!! its v cute!!)

20 questions!!

1. what do you prefer to be called name wise?

my full name is jillian but everyone calls me jill (except my family, especially my mom) i love nicknames tho but have never really had one beyond jill so if u give me a nickname ill die

2. when is your birthday?

aug 28

3. where do you live

east coast babyyyy

4. three things u are doing right now?

procrastinating on an assignment, watching a drama (while you were sleeping), and ignoring the basket of laundry i need to put away

5. four fandoms that have piqued your interest right now?

apink, gwsn, astro, april!! im still very new to all these groups tho so if anyone has any content/music recs, please lemme know :D

6. how's this pandemic been treating you?

it was a lot harder at first w/ the sudden transition from college to home. i was super happy at school and it was rough on my brain to be back home. but now ive adapted more and am doing better! i cant wait to go back to school though god

7. a song u cant stop listening to right now?

gonna reveal the extremes of my music taste but uh after the bloom (alone) by gwsn and bonfire by childish gambino. also without me by eminem. idk i think ive been feeling very angry/annoyed so rap is just a good way to get it out. and ive been fuckin so hard w/ gwsn’s discography that i had to put them on here

8. recommend a movie

tune in for love! truthfully, i prefer watching tv to movies but i watched this the other day and really enjoyed it! very cute and the ending was an actually satisfying ambiguous ending which is rare i think. its on netflix :P

9. how old are u?

18- im almost always the baby among my friends :// and i think im the baby on here a lot too

10. school, university, occupation, other?

im a rising sophomore in college and currently working as a dance teacher and waiting to hear back about an internship that’s actually in my field (event managment)

11. do u prefer heat or cold?

cold! i run hot naturally so i overheat super easily and i hate that feeling of sweating and being lightheaded. winter fashion also is much more my speed with boots and big jackets and darker lip colors

12. name one fact others may not know about u

im in a sorority! i think one or two people may know on here but i dont talk a lot about it. gamma phi baby (also @kyunsies youre only 4′11?? a baby!!)

13. are u shy?

i wouldnt call myself shy, im just anxious so im much more quiet when i meet someone for the first couple times. once im comfy w/ someone, my personality really comes out for all its dramatic glory

14. do u have preferred pronouns?

she/her

15. biggest pet peeve?

almost all my pet peeves have to do w/ eating lolol cause i get really bad anxiety and sensory overload from things like chewing sounds. so when people eat with their mouths open or let their silverware scrape across their teeth frustrates the hell out of me. the last one feels very specific but it irritates me yeet

16. what is your favorite ‘dere’ type?

tsundere or dandere i guess?? when a character starts to open bc of their love interest... i love it. ESPECIALLY when that character then becomes more open w/ other people because of their love. this also probably explains my natural tendency to love scorpios i think

17. rate your life 1-10, 1 being rlly crappy and 10 being the best it could ever be

i think im a solid 7 rn! which is honestly a lot better than i wouldve given it a month ago so thats a plus. im struggling w/ some mental health things rn but honestly, im pretty content with the way things seem to be unfolding for me

18. what’s your main blog?

this one! its not my actual main blog but this is the only one i use, tumblr just wont let me make this my main bc its dumb

19. list your side blogs and wha they’re used for?

i had a voltron side blog back in 2017? i think? but i havent watched the show in years bc its problematic as fuck i just didnt realize it back then

20. is there anything u think people need to know about u before becoming friends with u?

i am an extremely inconsistent responder- i am the epitome of the will respond in 2 seconds or 2 days thing but i will always respond to your message at some point. if this is about friends irl, its that i always have an earbud in and thats not an exaggeration- listening to music always makes me less anxious so i constantly just have an earbud in in case i feel myself get jittery. so i promise i am paying attention even if it doesnt look like it- im top tier at being able to pay attention to a song and a conversation

ill tag... @wennjunhui @leexchan @iiasha @lovechwe @1of1orbit @agemnor(theres ofc no pressure!!! <33)

[celandineitsaflowerdickward]

Get to know the writer artist tag. I was tagged by the lovely lovely @thesunandthestarss thanks Hay 😘

Name: helló you may call me Deedeh, nice to meet u

Star sign: Im a Virgo sun, Scorpio moon and Cancer rising, psa i have a LOT of watersign in my chart, im an emotional bitch - yes im very into astrology how could you tell?? (i know barely jack shit tho, had to text my friend cause i actually was unsure if i mixed my moon and rising)

Height: 165- ish?? idk i think thats 5′4 in feet

Hogwarts House: ... gryffindor - i think it was nearly a tie w ravenclaw - which is what i wanted *sigh*

Favorite animal: idk if i have a favorite, but bruh i love ferrets i want 2 at some point just cause i have some funny pun names, and cause theyre so adorable!!!

Average hours of sleep: 6 💀 - i try my fckn best to correct it but ya know - also like tumblr tho and fics 👀

Current time: 6:53 am, was filling this out last night but then i got tired cause ^ya know my sleep schedule is currently wack

Blankets I sleep with: i sleep with one comforter usually, (change between summer and winter comforter) sometimes i sleep with an extra blanket or two if im freezing, wait i did also sleep with just a sheet during this summer cause it was so hot

Cats or Dogs: cats. Ive grown up w cats, and just what lovely little sassy things they are, dogs are great dont get me wrong and i defintley want one at some point, just saw a video of a subway dog an teared up

Dream job: right now im feeling quite lost on that front, my internship just kinda sucks atm., but i wanna do freelance fashion, i would love to be able to just move around after jobs and live different places. Idk if im ever gonna be talented enough but working on wardrobe on tv shows, and movies - lol im even kind of nervous writing it here, but yeah thats a dream baby :)) also working on my art lately have made me dream of doing some comissions, not as a full time but a dream side job ;))

When I made my blog: ughh i a year or a year and a half ago? i think? - made it during last summer i think, i didnt really use it much tho, like i lurked around for a good bit, reblog some posts, but mainly without much comment. I posted my own post right after the 4x17, (to ask if i should watch it) lol a great place to start huh? 😂 after that i stared slowly using it more

Followers: 25, love my little bunch 😘

Why I made this tumblr: tumblr was kind of a thing id heard of a lot growing up, seemed so ‘mYstEriouSs’, ahhaha no but really id known of tumblr, and screen shots of funny tumblr post kept poping up on my pinterest, besides id heard of fanficton on tumblr, and so my interest reached a peak where i was like: “imma just go for it”

Reason for URL: Celandines are a special flower to me, they mean joys to come, and i wanted a *sPicY* tumblr name like id seen, so the “its a flower dickward” came from: i had changed my youtube name (no i dont have a channel lol) to Celandine and commented on a s3 sweetwater secrets video w Leanne Aguilera and she read it out loud and was like “idk if im saying that right sry” (she did ;) and thats where the its a flower dickward part came from 😊 My instagram idk, i just brainstormed some instagram names w Celandine and i thought Celandime was fun the _ was added cause the other was taken - My ao3 name was just another idea for my instagram handle that i just decided to use there. 

But also for all of my handles - i also just wanted something that wasnt tied to a specific fandom, cause i knew i wanted to fan over loads, and diffrent fandoms and also wouldnt have to change if i left one. 

Tagging: @stonerbughead  @literatiruinedme  idk if you have already done it but 💕

[universal-gay]

hey hey hey, another tag game

I was tagged by @okinginthenorth and that made me so happy bc I always see them in my notes and appreciate them sticking with my blog even though I’ve gone through AT LEAST 3 different fandoms in the past few months so THANKS 🥰🥰

Rules: tag 10 bloggers you want to know more about

Name/Alias: Hanna

Hair colour: Blonde, but as I type this I’ve just put pink dye in my hair....

Zodiac sign: Aries

Height: 5’6!! Finally!!!!!

Hobbies: whew i hardly have time for hobbies rn, im getting really into the musical scene (recently binged some starkid and have tgwdlm on repeat), i harass my friends a lot and try to make funny groupchat-specific memes, im on here a lot!! A LOT!!!

Favourite Colour(s): Blue, im going through my reclaiming pink phase, yellow

Favourite Books: this is subject to change a lot but, unsurprisingly, right now Good Omens is on there. To Kill A Mockingbird also comes to mind, and Hunger Games..... thats really all i can think of

Last song I listened to: Emotions by Mariah Carey. Ive had the whistle notes stuck in my head for DAYS. you make me feel so hIiIi, HIiIiI, HIIiiIIIii, HiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Last thing I watched: the new BU True Crime ep about Dorothy Arnold!! love the ghoul boys

Things I love: my cat 🥰😍❤️💖😩💕, my friends!!!!, any fandom I’ve ever been in, my mutuals on here even though we don’t talk a lot or ever!!!, so many things omg!!!

What brings me peace: Im in bed, its a Friday night, all of my youtubers and tv shows have updated, im bingeing them all and eating cereal, life is good

Meaning behind my url: I went through my SPACE phase like ages ago (i still love space) and was like huh, i wanna change my url to be more general and im tired of pepsicokeandmeth bc. idk. boring. so i was like okay. lets do universal, but i have to add something else. and i was also going through my IM NO LONGER SCARED TO SAY IM BI phase and i was like oh hell yeah, gay. which is more my origin story than the meaning but i feel like they coincide. the meaning to ME, is that it can be taken as im a space gay (i am but i dont blog about it a lot. that meme about nasa making me too crazy? literally me i get too existential and panic) but also that im a pretty universal person in that my blog is a big collaboration of my likes and im gay. i guess you could ALSO interpret it as like, me being queer but i dont really stick with that label specifically anymore (but for talking abt general groups of people its cool) because i AM bi/ace and im PROUD

whew okay, ANYWAY, im not gonna be able to tag 10 people probably but i WILL tag some people i see on my dash/in my notes a lot @pumpkinbevmarsh @rubinoscuro @ssdenbrough @desvariation @goldviens and of course anyone else who wants to do it!!

[heisukes-knees]

About the Author Tag Game

Rules of the Game: Answer these questions and tag 10 blogs you’d like to know better.

@come-get-yall-ochimizu tagged me bless ur soul u sweet child

1.     Nickname:  eh dont have a lot but Charmanda and Ho Witch are two of them (my name is Amanda btw i dont think i ever mentioned that lmao)

2.     Zodiac: I am a Taurus sun with an Aquarius moon and Leo rising

3.     Height:  Im 5′6″ or 167cm yeeeeeeeeeee

4.     Time:  its 5:07PM or 17:07 w/e

5.     Favorite Band/Artist:  Uhhh I’m really into PH-1 rn but my tastes change v frequently so i dont really have a favorite

6.     Song Stuck in My Head: Bad Guy by Billie Eilish

7.     Last Movie I Saw:  christ i dont remember uhhhhhhhhh fuck um i watch more tv than movies and i have a trash memory so theres that oof

8.     Last Thing I Googled:  i googled 7/11′s hours last night bc i was really craving soda, but I ended up not going bc it was raining and i got tired oof

9.     Other Blogs: this is one of my sideblogs, my main blog is @ratbirther which is mainly shitposting and just garbage. i have other sideblogs for things like bnha and the promised neverland but thats it lol

10.  Do I Get Asks?: nope! this blog is v young (like a few months) and i dont think i create that much content lmao

11.  Why This Username?: ok so i was watching hakumyu with my friend and we noticed that like all the time heisukes pants were short enough to like always show his knees??? my url is super stupid but i like it (heisuke isnt even like my husbando or anything i just love the boy)

12.  Following: i follow 110 blogs

13.  Average Amount of Sleep: eh it depends, sometimes like 3 hours and other times like 12 

14.  Lucky Number: 15

15.  What Am I Wearing: black leggings and a gray cropped tank top

16.  Dream Job: fuck man i dont know, im in grad school rn for english education so theres that lmao

17.  Dream Trip: i went to japan last year and i really wanna go back 

18.  Favorite Food: curry rice or burgers dont @ me

19.  Instruments I Play: none! i am a talentless waif!!

20.  Eye Colour: very dark brown

21.  Hair Colour:  naturally im dirty blonde but i dye my hair brown

22.  Aesthetic: i have many, but here are two main ones: garbage, bogs, filth, and vermin, and the other is pink, strawberry milk, blossoms, and flouncy skirts

23.  Languages I Speak: English and then a little bit of Japanese (enough to be conversational in a pinch)

24.  Most Iconic Song: Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani 

25.  Random Fact: i once drunkenly fell asleep on a bus in kyoto only to be woken up by the bus driver at the end of the line and told to get off the bus bc the buses were no longer running, i eventually got back to my host family’s house but it was v scary oof tl;dr: im real fuckin stupid

uhhhhhhhhh i dont know anyoneeee uh im gonna tag @kyotowinds im afraid to tag anyone else bc im new here oof lmao

[isisisak]

ok ok ok i mostly never come around to do these but i love it every time im tagged in one so ill do it real quick <3 (ill answer super quick so i dont have time to over think it so pls know this isnt thought through)

nickname(s): well isi IS a nickname but maybe also isi pisi 

zodiac sign: capricorn 

height: 5′5 

last movie I saw: eurotrip last night with my mom (a true classic) 

last thing I googled: what my height is in feet and inches

favourite musician: hmmmmmmmm ever changing but on top of my head? dan reynolds

song stuck in my head: since im going to the panic! at the disco concert on wednesday im currently listening to the songs that are probably gonna be played on a loop (to lose my voice 100%) so rn its fuck a silver lining by them 

other blogs: i dont have any other blog ... i do have killer urls saved tho so ... does that count? 

following: 280

followers: 2586

do I get asks: i do! i get some that are long rants (looking at you viv), some anons that come back and im having on going convos with (sa <3) and a bunch of prompts! and listen!! i have ..........way too many of those and havent come around to write them yet but i love each and every one i appreciate them sm bc they feel like validation bc woah ppl actually not only tolerate my writing but want it??? WILD!!! (and i promise i will wirte them... might take me another 60 years tho) 

amount of sleep: ................... well...... mostly too little even tho i LOVE sleep - if i can sleep in im good but i just cant ... go to bed early i want to fall asleep bc im tired you know? (im always tired tho so what am i even saying here) 

lucky numbers: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh i dont have one 

what I’m wearing: ...... a shirt and granny panties (im in night gear already ok) 

dream job: did you watch sex education? what his mom does (sex therapist with a private practice)

dream trip: tbh just ... i love city trips where you just pamper yourself. eat a lot, drink a lot, shop a lot .... so tbh p much every where where i can do that (i prefer to do it in oslo tho)

favourite food: this is so hard man phew ... well tbh its everything with rosemary on it ... foccacia is GREAT .. but also a nice filet steak or duck with rosemary potaoes? yeah 

instruments played: hah well i was recently told by my sister i leanred to play the flute but i think thats a scam i cant remember that AT ALL (probs was so horrible that i repressed it) annnnd i learned to play the piano (and with that i can play this song and nothing more - also just the one hand woah show of @ the person in the video) 

languages: german, english, norwegian / not fluent but surviving and knowing the basics of: french 

favourite songs: NO ‘tis too hardddd hmmm ok so say love by james tw, sam smith - scars, not the only one, say it first (a lot of his songs tbh) and woah a TON more but im blanking on them rn

random fact: uuuuhm... i mean i like to hold the blow dryer under my blanket or sometimes just have it running in the back round bc it relaxes me? is that still random or already weird? 

aesthetic: this breaks my brain i dont KNOW soft and fluffy i guess? 

so im going to tag @soyellowcurtainsthen @thelastlesbean @sassytrouble-maker @solo-silenzio no pressure tho my dudes <3 

[ice-ice-taeyong]

YO I ONLY GOT 69 FOLLOWERS, BUT I NEED TO DO SOME MUTUAL APPRECIATIONS

This is gonna be under a cut b/c i know it’s gonna get long, but I love every single one of all 69 followers i have (yes, that is the actual number) and thank you to all my mutuals who reblog each others posts so i just see the same four pictures of jeno, mark, renjun, or who ever over and over, i get to like them all and it’s fun. also im sorry if i missed some people this became an extensive list and i forget ppls urls but all my mutuals: i love you!!!!!

Edit: by the time i posted this i have 72 followers so thank you you three new people

@renjunchokingnct kelly i love you so so much and i don’t know what would’ve happened if i hadn’t randomly followed you one day and spazzed about the dreamies with pet fish but you got me so into nct and we talk about so many random things and i know ur busy and that’s why we don’t talk as much but i’m really thankful for you and love you a lot. also i hope that on jisung’s 20th bday we are both there to watch renjun suplex him off the roof.

@higherday mika you like literally every one of my posts and reblog a bunch and even if we don’t interact much every time i get a notification that you’ve liked another one of my shitposts i get so excited. you also reblog all sorts of content and expose me to so many new groups and give me content for groups i follow fewer blogs about, thank you for being so cool and awesome 

@huarenjuwun abby you always reblog the best nct x reader aus and your scenarios are really really really good and i promise even if i dont reblog them nearly enough i read them all and you’re so creative and i need to message you one day bc we dont really talk and i want to bc i know you’re way cooler than me but i really wanna be your friend!!

@norenmin-enthusiast  eve im so glad i stole your request for taeil in a skirt from abby because getting to know you while writing it was awesome and we go on long reblog chains about all sorts of crazy aus involving the dreamies and you always have great ideas for things and your writing is incredible and i missed you when you went on break for a little and im so happy to see you back!! also you change your profile pic and theme a lot and they always corrdinate and  go so well honestly im in awe

@godtierjeno  houa i know you’re not on tumblr a lot rn and thats all good so i hope you see this when you get back but we’re not super close but im in kk group chats with you and I’ve met so many incredible people through you and you put so much jeno content in my life its amazing im blessed every time you post 

@mnhynq  joey its been a while since we’ve talked i hope everything is going well in your life and that you’re okay i miss you and your banter with kelly always made me laugh and your tags screaming about mark and you like so many of the same things as me so you always managed to fill my dash with posts i liked thanks for being so cool and great!! i hope all is well and if it isn’t, i hope it gets better really soon!!

@incorrectnct charlie your lesbian nct stan beacon is too powerful and you brought together such an amazing group of people. We may actually destroy sm one day, i wouldn’t be surprised honestly. But I love you very very much and you are always my second british wife

@jaehyungatsby adelaide ik youve been hella busy lately but i miss you lots and im so glad we ended up in chAarlie’s server together because you are my first british wife and i love you lots and lots and im so glad we bonded over wanting to fight all 18 members of nct at once.

@jinstaej j youre the only guy amongst like 17 girls and yet youre so sweet and kind and between you and gabs crazy creation of things like renjun the vengeful happen and im honestly a little terrfied but also ur my son so i love you!!

@queenbeans like j you spam us with pictures of our favorite members and heart memes and you keep this discord thriving and im so glad to call you a friend!!!

@chittangwl keke you helped me prepare for meeting my fave idols and scream with me about different groups and are our cutest maknae!!!! i love you lots and hope you recover well from your surgery!!!! you bring lots of light and humor to our discord and i cant imagine it without you

@iljaeyoung ilinca (please tell me i spelled ur name right) you were only with us at nct sm rebel for a short while but we still miss you and i hope all your tests went well!!!!! your edits and mood boards are 10000/10 and you put such great content on my dash!!!!

@jenoanti  @softlyjungwoo  @marknctzs  i know all of you from houa’s kkt gc and we’ve become friends thru that and i know i tend to be a little quiet but yall still make my day and thea tells crazy stories and agnes flirts and aree sends heart memes and yuuhan is cool and della is cute and i love all of you and hope to become better friends!!

[astralgloss]

im a curious meanie so 1-134 muhahaha you get to relive the hell i just went through

etab i haTE U

1: Name

my name is marit lol but please just keep it mar

2: Age

i am 17 but i’ll b 18 in 2 months!!!!

3: 3 Fears

the dark, complete and utter loneliness, and clowns

4: 3 things I love

books, forest fruit tea, the sound of rain

5: 4 turns on

a nice smile that reaches the eyes, a nice smell, having a dog ngl, a soft touch

6: 4 turns off

extreme arrogance, insisting to pay for my meal if i want to pay bc its “what a man should do”, forcing lifestyles on me, not caring about my interests

7: My best friend

she does have tumblr but idk it but hey demi if u ever see this ur the bomb.com

8: Sexual orientation

im bi fam

9: My best first date

my bf and i went to amsterdam to go shopping and he followed me everywhere (even the bookshop even though he hates books) and idk i just love him it was a nice day

10: How tall am I

im 1,65m or 5′4″ but i can and will kick ur ass

11: What do I miss

nothing really??

12: What time was I born

ok so i asked my mom and she said i was born on a tuesday at exactly 12pm but i bet she’s lying

13: Favorite color

yellow!! im basic!!

14: Do I have a crush

well i sure hope so @ boyfriend

15: Favorite quote

to the stars who listen, and the dreams that are answered

16: Favorite place

my bf’s house tbh, specifically his bed

17: Favorite food

pizza, specifically the hot chicken one from ny pizza

18: Do I use sarcasm

nah fam (ofc i do im a little shit)

19: What am I listening to right now

god is a woman by ariana grande

20: First thing I notice in new person

how they look at other people when those people don’t notice it

21: Shoe size

38/39 idk the other size lol sorry 

22: Eye color

its blue but it changes with my mood (oh my god im so sorry im kidding please don’t hate me)

23: Hair color

im a blondie

24: Favorite style of clothing

sth casual but also a bit towards the punkish style, but i also rlly love looking tiny and soft and cute lol

25: Ever done a prank call?

ok so there’s this hotline for kids who have troubles with their parents and families but it was a shit hotline tbh so once i called it up with my friends pretending i was crying and the man on the phone asked me what was wrong so i told him that all my friends had fire type pokemon and i only had grass type pokemon and they kept beating me and i didnt know what to do and then man was so confused it was funny af

27: Meaning behind my URL

idk man i wanted a name that could b easy to remember and i was inspired by ridgeport tbh

28: Favorite movie

the perks of being a wallflower

29: Favorite song

Fav song atm is anything from p!atd's newest album and my fav song of all time is probably train of consequences by megadeth

30: Favorite band

megadeth lol

31: How I feel right now

pretty good but also annoyed bc i have to go to work in half an hour :(

32: Someone I love

my bf

33: My current relationship status

if u guys havent noticed by now im taken

34: My relationship with my parents

p ok

35: Favorite holiday

halloween/christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

I have my ears pierced and thats it lol

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

i rlly want a few bookish related tattoos, like a tiny raven, a little lightning bolt, and the city of velaris and then i also rlly want a sleeve tbh but imma be a teacher and idk if i can :/ about piercings: i rlly want a helix or tragus and maybe get second holes in my hearlobes

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

ok so ive been on tumblr for about 5 years and initially it was bc i was Depressed™ and then about a year ago i found out about simblr and i was hooked

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

tbh i dont even talk to him anymore i dont rlly care about him in any way

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

yes bih

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

hes my bf so yea lol

42: When did I last hold hands?

wednesday

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

about 45 minutes bc im lazy and i keep getting distracted

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

nope

45: Where am I right now?

in bed lol

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

either my bf or my best friend

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends on where i am

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

mom

49: Am I excited for anything?

tbh moving out but thats gonna take a few more years

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

*insert bf here*

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

every time im at work lol

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

wednesday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

lol bye

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

nope

55: What is something I disliked about today?

the fact that i have to work a day shift instead of an evening shift

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

my internet friends tbh it’d be cool to meet all the people from my bookish discord or from @booptherat​‘s discord

57: What do I think about most?

what book i should read next

58: What’s my strangest talent?

i can finish a book in about 4 hours

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

not rlly? i hate the whole asmr thing tho ew

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind lol

61: What was the last lie I told?

i dont remember tbh

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither lol

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

look im not saying that believing that we’re the only living species in the entire universe is narcissistic, but it is. also dont fuck with ghosts

64: Do I believe in magic?

hell yes

65: Do I believe in luck?

hell yes

66: What’s the weather like right now?

idk probably cloudy and windy

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

fahrenheit 451 by ray bradbury 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

nah not rlly

69: Do I have any nicknames?

i guess mar?

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

when i was 2 i fell from sth and slammed the corner of my eye onto the corner of a table and i couldve been blind but thank god im not

71: Do I spend money or save it?

both 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

yup

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

post it notes

74: Favorite animal?

doggg

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

reading lol

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

idk man

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas lol

78: How can you win my heart?

give me a samoyed and a 1000 books

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“a boss ass bitch”

80: What is my favorite word?

fuck?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

@cubersims​ @imvikai​ @ridgeport​ @cowplant-pizza​ @bloomlet​ @tiptoptab​

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

spend fiddies, pet kitties, hold tiddies

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

not that i know of lol

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

the power to choose whatever power i want at any moment

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“do you like working here?”

86: What is my current desktop picture?

its an august background from @emmastudies​

87: Had sex?

yes

88: Bought condoms?

no

89: Gotten pregnant?

no

90: Failed a class?

yes

91: Kissed a boy?

yup, i’ve been kissing my bf for about 2,5 years now lol

92: Kissed a girl?

yup, i’m living the bisexual dream lol

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

yes

94: Had job?

yes, im working at a movie theater right now!!

95: Left the house without my wallet?

tbh all the time now that i can pay with my phone

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

yea i used to but that was when i was 12 and i’d like to say that i’ve grown a lot in the past 5 years

97: Had sex in public?

nope

98: Played on a sports team?

yes

99: Smoked weed?

nope, even though i live like 20 minutes away from amsterdam lol

100: Did drugs?

nope

101: Smoked cigarettes?

nope

102: Drank alcohol?

yupppp, i love me some raspberry cider

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

nope

104: Been overweight?

nope

105: Been underweight?

nope

106: Been to a wedding?

yup

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

lol all the time tbh

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

yup

109: Been outside my home country?

yup, however never outside of europe tho

110: Gotten my heart broken?

a few times

111: Been to a professional sports game?

yess, i saw the dutch female volleyball team once!

112: Broken a bone?

nope

113: Cut myself?

yes

114: Been to prom?

we dont do prom in the netherlands lol

115: Been in airplane?

yes

116: Fly by helicopter?

nope

117: What concerts have I been to?

k3 (only dutchies and belgians remember this), one direction, megadeth, and ed sheeran

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

yupp

119: Learned another language?

i mean im from the netherlands and im fluent in english thanks to myself

120: Wore make up?

yuppp

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

yes

122: Had oral sex?

lol yes

123: Dyed my hair?

nope

124: Voted in a presidential election?

not old enough to vote :(

125: Rode in an ambulance?

nope

126: Had a surgery?

nope

127: Met someone famous?

nope

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

nope

129: Peed outside?

a few times lol

130: Been fishing?

nope

131: Helped with charity?

yep

132: Been rejected by a crush?

a few times

133: Broken a mirror?

lol yes

134: What do I want for birthday?

some books, money, cake, more books, makeup

[creion]

gen z/millennial fma headcanons courtesy of me.

greed:

greed is friends with everyone in this au. everyone. he knows everyone.

no one knows greeds real name. he’s just greed. in this au thomas halbert doesnt have the url greed. greed does. hes not even that greedy and he most definitely blocks everyone who calls him out on it.

he’s mysterious in general. his youtube channel goes between him doing backflips off of things he shouldnt be doing back flips off of to a podcast about [some obscure political thing]? who is he?

greeds probably low key homeless like idk in an au where hes human i can imagine him showing up at one of his friends houses every night with like his one backpack of belongings like “hey im sleeping on ur couch and using ur shower” and no one really questions him because hes charming enough to get away with it yknow

except edward questions him. “ling isnt even here. wyd.” “please. if i dont shower i might die.” “fucking fine I GUESS”

greeds favorite place to go is ed and lings apartment because theyre nice and ling always feeds him and also eds funny and greed appreciates humor

this is just a general greed headcanon but god is he poly :3c i can and will fight about this.

ling:

GAY! TANA! MONGEAU! hes wild and a lot of people hate him even though hes really a giant sweetie. he’s best friends with greed and sometimes ling goes on greeds podcast so they can talk about their exercise regimen

hes dating edward of course. theres not more to this other than theyre dating and they love each other and Would kill for each other. also a lot of people probably dont think they have a deep relationship but im telling you. theyre star crossed lovers. its total romcom bullshit.

ling probably gets paid to go to parties. like thats his job and he makes good money doing it even though he has a masters in psychology. he just. goes to parties. pays off his student loans.

he does a lot of prank videos on youtube. think tgfbro but american and less edgy.

ling probably also models on occasion. like hes pretty enough that he just does it.

he shaves his head at some point or like maybe gets an undercut and no one can look at him for a month because its just weird. lings hair is like his identity.

he gets up to a lot of hijinks with greed. theyre probably a little gay together. edward doesnt care because its 2018 time 2 start normalizing polyamory ok.

ling spends actual money on new clothes for greed but the man always wears the same two outfits and although ling rarely gets angry this gets him a little riled

edward:

his youtube channel is just a mess kind of like greeds except with him its unintentional he just... does what he wants. theres videos of him showing off his physical prowess. like hes small but he WILL kick your fuckin ass. hes probably a black belt and is the physical embodiment of the navy seals rant.

sometimes he does vsauce style videos on youtube and everyone hates when he does it because hes memelord 69 but at the same time hes wicked smart

hes a physicist in this world and im serious it throws anyone who meets him for a loop.

ed gets asked a lot how roy is his dad if hes only 12 years older than him. eds answers are either “he found me and my brother as infants and has mothered us since” or “idk man”

ed accidentally starts a meme. he posts a bunch of pictures of ling either sleeping or passed out and idk the specifics of the meme but he starts a meme and it pains him. he consumes he does not create.

ed likes greed but he doesnt express it. “i dont like you” “[eyeroll] and???? im still eating ur leftovers”

ed actually does kick russel tringham in the head for a skit for one of lings vlogs. ed and russel are best friends even if russel genuinely did try to steal eds identity at some point and may or may not have put ed in debt for a few months

roy: 

hes one of ed’s professors much to eds dismay since roy is, technically, his adoptive father.

he probably argues with ed a lot in the middle of lectures (”hey dumbass thats not how it works” “im literally teaching you what you’re majoring in.” “yeah and im telling you that you’re wrong.”)

he’s like 35 in this au and technically a millennial. ed’s 21.

roy has an instagram and its literally just pictures of hughes and elicia and nina and ed and al

roy and hughes are most definitely a foster family and am i pulling this from my own fic yes i am can you stop me no you cant

hughes:

HES FINE. HES ALIVE.

all of the gen z kids in this au think hes awful bc of all the dad jokes and slightly outdated humor. hes not awful. hes perfect. hes doing his best.

he loves all four of his children.

he and gracia are best friends even if their marriage didnt work out for unknown reasons. they along with roy are GOOD PARENTS to elicia. you can pry this from my cold dead hands. canon can suck my chode.

lust:

shes not like greed she doesnt try to be mysterious. shes probably a beauty guru (SolarisCosmetics) and does a lot of tutorials like “Low Commitment Goth Makeup Tutorial”

shes unintentionally mysterious because for her first like 50 videos or so theres no commentary its just subtitles

her first video with commentary is like “i... apologize. i was not intending to be so... mysterious.” and shes actually very sweet and nice and you can fight me on this ok

greed is her adoptive brother and greed makes her bleep out his name and blur her mouth whenever she calls him by his name bc he likes to lurk in the background of her videos because hes an asshole

winry:

shes a mechanic in this au and i mean shes a mechanic in canon but she prob specializes in like. idk. cars. this is a headcanon list im not looking up specifics of mechanics point is she can rebuild an engine in an afternoon and everyone in this au is in love with her

BIG LESBIAN

she probably tries getting ed to go on double dates (him and ling with her and lan fan) but every single time he shoots her down and its to the point shes almost convinced that hes not even dating ling in the first place

greed is probably her biggest client. no one knows how he does it but his car is constantly breaking and winry is the only mechanic in his general vicinity who knows how to do her job worth a shit and also her repair shop has cool music and he probably finds excuses just to chill for the music

“[greed] please. if your fat ass is going to be taking up counter space AT LEAST help clean up” “excuse you my ass is FIRM AND PERKY.”

its probably a joke among ed’s following that winry DOES NOT put up with his shit and when winry gets asked out it shes just like “hes an asshole why the fuck do you think im gonna let him walk around all half cocked like that”

riza:

i like to think shes in the military in this au too. not like military military but maybe air force idk. imagine pilot riza. wow.

shes not on active duty or w/e but you KNOW shes in a foreign country going to college paid for by the government.

everyone in this au is at least bi and riza is no exception. she is dating olivier armstrong. they are in love u can pry this from my cold dead hands you fucking gremlins

edward is probably platonically in love with her. like when he gets to see her (which isnt often) he has to occasionally stop, put a hand on her shoulder, do the ‘boi’ hand (idk how else to describe it) and say, “i love you dont ever change” “thank you, edward.” “[hug]”

envy: 

a troll. like you know those troll blogs that are pretending to be otherkin or some really obscure gender w neopronouns (u do u but we all kno theres trolls). envy has one of those blogs.

envy is actually nonbinary irl but theyre very critical of “special snowflakes” (again u do u these headcanons dont necessarily reflect my opinions and as long as u aint hurting no one i support u) and they probably cyberbully ppl

envy is garbage in this fic

“god i hate you” “actually eat my ass, greed”

see greed is the opposite of ed w riza. he looks at envy and occasionally has to say “i fucking hate you”

theyre secrety buds but like... they annoy the shit out of each other. u kno they do.

ENVY STARTS A LOT OF DISCOURSE. THEY PROBABLY START A LOT OF HOMESTUCK DISCOURSE. GOD. here i am in 2018 writing about envy starting fucking homestuck discourse. its probably like davekat discourse too tbh

i know im forgetting alphonse, may/mei (i spell it mei), and lan fan but its like 4:19 am 

please send me asks if u have any feedback. or reply to this post. its up to u. i trust u to make the right decision. (there is no reight decision and honestly i need to go to bed)