#if i dont thatd be funny

[floorontheroof]

My previous attempt at ItF moon 2 failed but this time I've added neo psycho to the lineup and I got tf rover today so it's time for attempt 2

Shingen is doing work, as per usual (shingen my beloved), gao is here for generalist usage and ofc is excelling, I didn't bring rancheerma despite him being my highest level uber cause the proc wouldnt be useful here, also I needed to free up a slot for catellite, also CATELLITE REDUCE COST??? I would expected a cost jump not reduction??? That's so sick of ponos thank you ponos

L valkyrie, I'm not gonna use you ever probably cause you have inaccurate procs

Well ig so does seafarer but seafarer is seafarer so hes better

Anyways

I will get bomber this month

[vinestaff]

sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

[sheetzking]

a3 dump 👍

[aroaceleovaldez]

full on feel like pjo tv s2 is not gonna hold up so they need to drag as much attention to the series as they can by using nico as a sock puppet w tsats2

im fully expecting the show to go the way of the movies. it doesnt help Sea of Monsters is almost unanimously the least favorite book of the first series. People frequently forget it even exists or what happens in it, especially more casual fans.

Heck, just look at how little fanfare the second season has gotten so far as compared to the build up to s1. I wouldn't be surprised if s2 totally flops. It would be a little funny.

[om0000]

peepers sees watchdogs running around the skullship w balloons n bdays hats n gifts n thinks theyre preparing a bday party for him n pretends to be mad abt it like ugh i cant believe theyre wasting the empires resources for smth as stupid as a bday party, n they couldve at least tried to keep it secret from me, n i dont even like celebrating my bday in the first place etc etc (is actually extremely flattered) just to walk into the food court at the end of the day n see a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPONGEBOB" poster hung up on the wall n a spongebob shaped cake in the middle of the room n all the watchdogs dressed up in spongebob merch n nobody even looks in his direction

[putting-kinger-in-places]

you guys really liked that wheres waldo hate post huh. dont worry ive got a couple more words to say about that little red and white straightened peppermint swirl looking fuck but i'm saving them for later

[st4rstudent]

i'll bring these out to the public actually

[operationjetset]

phoenix is now real! and strangely soft! and small! more images under the cut but they were very fun to make :) their clothes are Technically removable (not the pants) but they’re a hassle to put on and off. you can still tie their bow for them!

first image is with the really tiny ugly freak juniper (i love him) i got and the rest are just them. they have little paws under their shoes!!!

^ their chest without the shirt and the shirt by itself. i’ve never made clothes for plushies before so it was a new experience! came out well i think

[gemharvest]

This bit of trivia makes me ❓ what lore would contradict this. Is it that canon BF isn't trans. Why can't he be trans.

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Ive been thinking about this. So, there are a few productions where der Tod is supposed to only have a romantic relationship with Elisabeth, like, their relationship is "special" because hes never been in love before, whch I dont like because I always thought that hes Like That with everyone, or atleast with everyone who thinks about death and dying a lot, its just presented as special because Elisabeth is the central character. But whatever, some productions wanna make it extra amatonormative romantic so hes never felt that kind of love towards anyone before and will never feel it again after the story is done, I know thats definitely the case in the takarazuka production and I think thats also what they did for the hungarian production (i havent seen that one in a while so im not sure) and from what Ive heard about the newer austrain productions, it seems like they do it like that as well. Okay, sure, Elisabeth is der Tods one true love, why not, yay heterosexuality. But then why is doing all that shit Rudolf though

[haunthouse]

on the one hand i think the introduction of new girls in yellowjackets this episode was weirdly clunky and feels kind of silly this far in to expect us to suspension-of-disbelief all these new characters into always having been there, and i think easing them into the story more gradually probably would've felt more natural.

on the other hand. if we choose to not suspension-of-disbelief it. make it feel as unnatural as possible. the forest conjured new girls into being & made the others think they'd always been there so that when cannibalism time really kicks off there would be more meat. the forest doesn't want them to leave and doesn't want all of them to die (yet) so it's given them more food as a gift. in the form of a theater kid.

this place loves you (threat)

[willthespy]

he’d understand me…

[oh-no-its-bird]

naruto founders and the associated xmen au when

Madara is Wolverine because of the hair and the anger issues

[ratatatastic]

lmaoooo maffhew wanting the knot immediately and having to wait for sasha to catch up with that is so deeply funny like. this omega is not subtle and you’re not a stupid alpha babe! can only imagine what benny has to say to maffhew about it once he catches on and stops banging his head against a wall

idiots to lovers is always great but especially when its two people who would be hitched with 10 kids by now if they stopped being dumb for a single second like its that easy and yet...

to me they very much fall around the same time (infatuation at first scent if you will) just that sasha takes some time to get there not because he's dumb (okay he's a little dumb) but in the sense that its like "this person is very interested in me, i can see and recognise that but theres so much cognitive dissonance in my brain right now between knowing that intrinsically and finding that hard to believe so i unintentionally play dumb because obviously i'm reading too much into things it cant be me they're interested in haha that'd crazy but they're being awfully touchy and flirty with me wow"

but also it takes two to tango and we have to acknowledge that and this is when i would love to bring up the ways in which this man decides is the best way to go about that because he is a catholic school girlie... there's so much hilarity to be had here especially because his flirting is very uh how you say... a little ass backwards if you will especially considering dynamics

"I make it a point to keep the door closed when we're alone in a room together! That's basically a clear invitation that I'm down to fuck!!! Im basically asking to be ragdolled on his knot!!!"

and Benny just pinches the bridge of his nose like "I don't know how to explain to you in a way you'll understand that not everyone went to Catholic school."

But saying that Sasha does side-eye the door knob heavily when Maffhew goes over to close it the first time and he starts sweating like he just got dragged into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven he did not sign up for and he's 13 again and oh god he got paired with a really cute girl, and he hasn't even had his first real kiss yet and-

And then absolutely nothing happens because Maffhew is just waiting with a polite expectant smile (because his work here is done, he did the heavy lifting know it's Sasha's turn) and this is when Sasha's dynamic classes training kicks in and he basically scolds himself for even assuming in the first place because this is clearly a show of trust (correct) not an invitation for extra circular activities (incorrect buzzer noise) and it basically becomes "This Omega really trusts me, I'm honoured especially as Pack Leader that I'm able to be so accepted into such a private space with the inherent knowledge that I will not encroach their boundaries whatsoever because consent is verbal, this is not in any way an invitation to take advantage of them this is deep platonic trust I will guard with my life :]"

and if you listen closely you can hear the lovely sounds of Maffhew bashing his head into a wall about how much of a gentleman Sasha is but also COME ONNNNNN... you know... once Maffhew realises what's happening which (looks at my watch) is not due for another few months really

Battle of wills: unstoppable force (maffhews catholic school understanding of dynamic interactions) vs immovable object (overseas alpha cotillion classes)

And if you think it's an Oh! An overseas dynamic thing! It's not. The Euros are watching the horrible car crash in front of them and doing absolutely nothing about it because it's none of their business, but they will stare at it... maybe judge it a bit but definitely are observing from the tall grass.

and I'm also not saying that luosty lundy forsy and bobby have a current running bet of how long it'll take for maffhew to break sasha in but i'm also not not saying that... luosty goaded lundy in the midst of a gossip session ("It has to be 3 months, right?) forsy happened to be around so lundy turned to him for advice ("7 months.") and maybeeee bobby overheard from all the way over from his stall and puts in his two cents for what it's worth ("6. Captain nice but not that nice. Very impatient." "So 3!" "No. Impatience makes him double the time, and wait longer. 6 months.") (lundy finally settles on a good 5 months because he's indecisive)

And Sasha does eventually pick up everything maffhew is throwing down... eventually... and when he does it becomes more so I want to court this omega the way they deserve I will take this slow and romance them sweetly :) *smash cut to maffhew caterwauling like a cat in heat*

but also once again its not like maffhew is helping sasha in any way this is idiot4idiot and benny would like to enjoy the car crash with the euros but unfortunately that's his soulmate, thats his bestie, his littermate from birth who has been weaned on the same teat as they climbed over each other to get to it, the first girl you kissed in your childhood bedroom because somehow you started play fighting on the bed because she was like i could totally pin you down easy and then she does and you always noticed how beautiful she was but shes even more gorgeous when she's pinning your wrists to your hannnah montana duvet you promised yourself youd changed out before she came over but you forget and well she teased you about it and you cant help but giggle about how perfect this all is and it seems that the natural conclusion to this is to taste the strawberry lipgloss of her lips because whats a kiss between besties huh its tacky and sticky and it tastes like summer and just other apt metaphors to put here about the inherent -isms of their relationship that i nearly cant put to words properly other than girls having fun (they are fucking)

and well anyways benny is watching and he has a lot of things to say about how its been proceeding so far

"You should really use your words."

"I am!"

"Right because smelling like a fucking perfume shop in the middle of October is using your words."

"This usually works with most Alphas okay!"

"Sasha isn't most Alphas."

"Tell me about it." Matthew grouses before he peeks over to Sam, looking up from beneath his eyelashes—the exact way he knows both endears him to Sam but also absolutely miffs him all the same, "Worked on you, didn't it?"

"Oh, is that what we're doing right now? We're calling getting a lapful of a preening O in preheat in the middle of a roadie a normal way to go about these things."

"It worked didn't it?" Matthew reiterates.

"It would work better if you use—"

"Okay! Alright!! I get it!!!" He does not.

like benny here is unfortunately an active listening participant in the going ons of the fuckery if not because hes involved by proxy because of maffhew because who else will hold his hair back as he calls him a dumb bitch you know

[lynnospen]

hi sorry life series x scott pilgrim takes off anyone

[puppmeo]

The funniest part about me being transgender is that i get 0 dysphoria from my deadname . Thats just my work name atp