#actually maybe they dont even know its his bday i think thatd be funny

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peepers sees watchdogs running around the skullship w balloons n bdays hats n gifts n thinks theyre preparing a bday party for him n pretends to be mad abt it like ugh i cant believe theyre wasting the empires resources for smth as stupid as a bday party, n they couldve at least tried to keep it secret from me, n i dont even like celebrating my bday in the first place etc etc (is actually extremely flattered) just to walk into the food court at the end of the day n see a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPONGEBOB" poster hung up on the wall n a spongebob shaped cake in the middle of the room n all the watchdogs dressed up in spongebob merch n nobody even looks in his direction

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#actually maybe they dont even know its his bday i think thatd be funny #also canon i feel like he wouldnt tell that to anyone but still wouldnt be surprised if someone knows

Peepers keeps his birthday a secret and then spends the day being bummed that nobody's celebrating his birthday.

He does this every year. He never learns.

peepers sees watchdogs running around the skullship w balloons n bdays hats n gifts n thinks theyre preparing a bday party for him n pretends to be mad abt it like ugh i cant believe theyre wasting the empires resources for smth as stupid as a bday party, n they couldve at least tried to keep it secret from me, n i dont even like celebrating my bday in the first place etc etc (is actually extremely flattered) just to walk into the food court at the end of the day n see a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPONGEBOB" poster hung up on the wall n a spongebob shaped cake in the middle of the room n all the watchdogs dressed up in spongebob merch n nobody even looks in his direction