#if i do then youll know that ain’t me

[ghost-proofbaby]

I've read a upside down sex pollen Steddie x reader fic. Is that what your looking for?

i actually found it!! (or more so, my friends were able to find it for me thank god). it was only eddie x reader HOWEVER i am down for any and all sex pollen fic recs. please. give me all of them.

[strniohoeee]

matt hard launching his and readers relationship

Mine

Pairing: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader

Synopsis: Matt and Y/N decided it was time to tell their fans they were together….after a year of being together and no one suspecting a thing

Warnings⚠️: None, kind of short?? Also based on the video I put at the end 😋

Song for the imagine: All Mine- Brent Faiyaz

Mine

Pronoun

Used to refer to a thing or things belonging to or associated with the speaker

Matt and I had been dating for a year. A full fucking 365 days with this man, and not a single soul knew. It was actually really funny…. We’d always see on TikTok their fans shipping or assuming he was dating all these random girls.

It made us laugh because yes he was in a relationship, but no not with any of these random girls. I was in the influencer world, and I did in fact know them and a lot of their friends. That’s actually how we met through our mutual friends. I was in a few of their videos as they were with me, but not a single person suspected we were a thing.

Personally we preferred it that way because a lot of their fans were a bit harsh with their feelings towards a lot of their female friends.

The hardest thing was to not be seen in public as a couple, so we’d always do group outings and not play the couple role. We wanted to tell our viewers, but on our own timing and when it felt ready.

I think 365 days was more than enough time to know this was a solid relationship, and that we were ready to showcase our relationship.

I’m not even going to lie, we didn't even hint not in the slightest that any of us were in a relationship. I mean no faceless pictures, no subs, no selfies together, not even sitting next to each other. We kept it really low for a long time.

About a few day ago Matt and I had decided we wanted to hard launch our relationship, but we thought a YouTube video was a bit outdated and cringe, so we decided on a TikTok which isn’t better, but still preferred it.

“I’m thinking that NLE song” I said looking at matt

“Which one?” He asked raising his brow at me

“The one where it’s like you can call her phone, but she ain’t gonna answer” I said

“Waittt I like that tell me more” he said scooting closer to me

“Soo basically I can lip sync you can call her phone, but she ain’t gonna answer and then I pan it to you and youll be like you can call her phone, and I’ll probably answer” I said scrolling on TikTok to show him the videos

“I fuck with that idea let’s do it” he said watching the videos with me

“Okay so I’m going to lay down on your lap and then pan the phone up to you” I said

“Sounds easy” he said laughing

Matt took his phone out and opened TikTok to the sound bringing the phone down to me so I can grab it

“Ready?” He asked looking at me

“Yesss” I said getting excited

I brought the phone close to me and began

“You can call her phone, but she ain’t gonna answer” and panned the phone up to Matt

“You can call her phone, and I’ll probably answer” he lip synced

He looked down at me with a smirk and kissed me

I stopped recording and looked at the video, and we thought it was perfect.

“This is coming out of left field your fans are going to be so shocked” I said giggling

“I’m actually really excited for this” he said giggling

We watched the video one more time, and then Matt captioned it “Hard Launch?” And posted it

We started to giggle because we were so excited to tell our supporters we were together, but also because it felt like a huge accomplishment to go a year without anyone finding out.

Immediately his phone was blowing up with notifications. The comments, the likes, Sturniolo fan accounts posting the news. I mean it was huge

“Holy shit” we both said looking at everything

The comments were crazy

“THEM?? SINCE WHEN??😀”

“Holy fuck we’ve been shipping him with other girls and the whole time he was with Y/N”

“We accused him of dating all these other influencers…and we were wrong LMFAOOO😭😭”

“Must be new because how did nobody guess this??”

“They are so cute together holy shit🥹”

“God damn he bagged a bad bitch😩”

I mean the complete love we were getting was astonishing like we never would’ve guessed.

“I say we post on Instagram?” Matt asked looking at me

“YESSSS” I said smiling at him

We decided to do a collab post and do a faceless picture which we found ironic but it was funny to us.

matthew.sturniolo and y/nthedawnnnn

matthew.sturniolo: 365 days with the love of my life….I can't believe it’s been a full year with this amazing woman. She is the best thing to have ever happened to me. To many more years baby I LOVE YOU❤️

Ps check out our TikTok for our hard launch.

y/nthedawnnnn: I fucking love you so much, 365 days of pure happiness 🥹🤭

nicolassturniolo: my fucking queen Y/N…..this was the hardest secret I had to keep btw 😩

christophersturniolo: mom and dad??

christophersturniolo: the amount of clips that had to be edited out of our videos because I spilled the beans….

Larray: Matt got the cuntiest girl out there okay matty poo I see you😉

nathandoe8: so no more bedtime kisses for me??

madisonbeer: I love yall omg 🥰

naileadevora: Literally stole my bestfriend… like Y/N come back home the kids miss you😔💔

Sturnioloteam: OMGGGGG I LOVE YALL

sssturnioloz: shut the fuck up YES OMG

Chrizz_Sturnz: I can smell the edits and I can’t wait😋

The amount of love we were getting from our announcement made us sooo happy. I’m so glad we waited a year! This was the best day of my life!

The End

Idek how tf I was supposed to end it, but I hope you enjoyed it I LOVE YALL🤭🖤🖤

-J💅🏽

[onlyjaeyun]

FIRST OF AWLLLL hey twin🤭🤭 second of all what the actual fuck did i just READ. first we have yn and hee being all lovey dovey and my heart literally shattering at the my mom sent me you two line like that hit way too hard to home cuz i found enhypen directly after i lost my dad and they’re like a safe place to me now so like wow got me tearing up at 7 am on a random sunday and i just love their bond sm :(( they’re just so cute like their love idk how to describe it it’s so pure gentle and just so lovely and adorable like that’s the type of love that lasts even after life and continues going strong in heaven too ykwim so like i’m fr fr manifesting this w my future lover (minus all the angst) which speaking OF istg if sunghoon doesn’t take the news well or smth i will lose it and WHERE THE FUCK DID RATMIN COME FROM??? 😐😐 didn’t that bitch DISAPPEAR? i thought her ass skidaddled but I FR FR DONT GET HER MOTIVE 😭 like girl wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT???? does she fr fr want hee or smth. like okay quick talk about girls who like boys that are CLEARLY taken you ain’t shit first of all second of all if you fr fr liked the guy and prioritised HIM instead of you aka his HAPPINESS you wouldn’t try to strip him away from smth that CLEARLY makes him happy let alone someone that he’s IN LOVE with just to satisfy your own ego pleasure and needs because you’re selfish unaware and a fucking pick me and a bitch as well like literally FUCK OFF let hee and yn be HAPPY theyve both went through so fucking much let them BE GIRL DAMN 😐😐 like u fr aint shit if u seriously think that making sunghoon know and snitching on their relationship will suddenly turn you into an angel in hee’s eyes if ur intentions drive sunghoon to making yn and hee break up. NO 🙅‍♀️ youll just be a bigger bitch in everyone’s eyes than the one you already are BUT ❗️ i don’t think she or sunghoon would be able to do that cuz we got jay and jake knowing about this and ning too i know she can fight a bitch if she wants to AND she has back up cuz i will literally bury that sumin bitch with my own HANDS but still ning doesn’t have to go that far one look into sunghoon’s eyes and holding his face going “sunghoon this isn’t you 🥺 this isn’t you baby look at me 🥺 this isn’t the sunghoon that we all know and love🥺” and boom world peace has been achieved. sorry for how horrendously long this was but i suddenly have the desperate urge to get in prison because of assault and battery (sumin) but aNYWHO even if we’re gonna endure 10 more chapters of angst it better have a good ending please 🙏🏼 moving on sending u so so so much love & hugs zadie i’m glad u enjoy my rants sm just as much as i like to spill all my thoughts into rants 😭 love you so much <33 take care of urself & ur health baby !! <3 (& pls i might seriously take up the deutsch offer cuz i’m so obsessed w the language but there are barely any resources on learning it online 😭 i learn better from watching videos so i’m literally watching gumball yelling in deutsch for like an hour a day and idk about the progress yet 💔 but anywho turkish is better anyways 🙄 [i suck at it too])

- ⁉️

BFIWNFLEMF BABYYYY THE WAY YOUR ASKS NEVER FAIL TO MAKE MY DAY LIKE :((( i lit always get comfy and sit down to read them because i love to read your thoughts 🥺🥺🥺🩷🧸 tysm for taking the time out of your day to send me these you have no idea what these mean to me and i hope you have the bestest of days my sweet love 🩷🩷🩷 and pls my offer always stands, just ask and you shall receive, i'd lit make up a new language for you if i could 💔😔

(still giggling and kicking my feet about this ask like this is lit whats going on in my brain before while and after writing a chapter 😭😭🩷)

[nisn0s]

Sharing some of my writing 🫀 °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° What I'm gonna do Ain't nut to do with you So turn around and count your losses yeah, boohoo What I'm gonna be You will never see Every aspect of my life controlled by only me It really is an L You don't know me well Anybody in my aura cast under my spell I'm not saying evil I view everybody equal Way I'm treading thru this life going to be peaceful I don't wanna say This is the only way Only thing that I can tell u Life is what you make Allow you to be true Youll be born anew Value sacred energy, Keep your circle to a few Old habits are outdated Don't get too high stay weighted Surrender to the universe, Higher Self is reinstated I spent way too long Thinkin I was always wrong Struggling to stay afloat and find where I belong I never say I've got it Most times I lost it Navigating thru this life while my mind is so chaotic I still made it here Mind not always clear Guiding self thru emotions, Its okay to shed a tear I'm tryina say this Life ain't always bliss You will swing so many times and often gonna miss I thought it was fine But really he be lyin I don't need anyone to show me how to shine I know my own worth Valuable since birth Placing and practicing boundaries really is a first Your journey is yours Discover open doors Solo self investment makes you feel more secure What I will never do Not even one or two Is let someone desecrate me, like the way you used to I don't mean just the last one But all throughout my past fun My self respect is paramount, throughout losses, I have won. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°′°°°°°°°° If you wanna see more writing i post on Tumblr @nisn0s check it out if u feeeel https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck6AjUPI49m/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[punkscowardschampions]

Joe & Ronnie Pt.1

Joe: [Reaching out on whatever social media we have found of yours]

Joe: longshot you’re still about on here but fuck it

Joe: remember your logins and see this

Ronnie: didnt say please or nothing

Joe: good thing god came through when my manners didn’t

Joe: your gay mate too, taking some pics of you this decade

Ronnie: & they reckon he hates fags that god of yours

Joe: dunno if we’d call him mine but I was owed some luck from whatever the fuck in the universe and I got it

Joe: not gonna complain now or look it in the mouth, like

Ronnie: your mouths full of my mate 💘 be calling him yours owing to your boner for his pics with no complaints

Joe: ‘course, hitting him up was standard protocol 

Ronnie: glory hole cuts me out with some luck youll go that old school next time

Joe: 💔 you’re lacking in imagination ‘cos you’re gonna have to stay with us for this would you believe it story

Ronnie: take it up with your god mckenna if youre that devoed by what I lack

Joe: make a change from the same old song he’s been hearing off us forever but nah

Joe: if I told you another name that’s in my blood you’d recognise that one for what this is

Joe: Tess Vickers, must be on your paperwork somewhere

Ronnie: same old 💔 another soft lad crying my dick aint actual

Ronnie: born with a cunt out of hers 

Joe: worse ways to cover the rent in this town, glory holes tour being one of

Joe: yeah, same

Joe: didn’t change your name

Ronnie: no call for it

Ronnie: you offering to cover my rent on the otherhand like is dead sweet

Joe: your mate doing it, really, hard work’ll be mine though even if the cash is out his backpocket

Joe: how long you been in London

Ronnie: whats with the interrogation you here undercover

Joe: I wanna know where you go

Joe: and if you’re green, I’ll have to swing by [the touristy traps that y’all are simply too edgy for, of course]

Ronnie: turning green off how keen you are to be bezzies

Joe: s’been said

Joe: you met any others before, from your sperm donor

Ronnie: little kids dont carry enough spends to make it worth my while

Joe: ‘course he managed to keep it out of slags after the bennies x2 after her

Joe: you’re owed for that ammunition if nowt else, tah

Ronnie: yeah a heartwarming 180

Joe: lucky him

Ronnie: can go find him at church as part your reunion tour

Joe: can’t see if he fancies being my old man, guttingly

Joe: unless he’s that sort of bible basher

Joe: you do as alright out of the genetics as it looks or what then

Ronnie: gotta make do baby

Joe: you’re the baby, look like the sort still gotta skip sunday school to keep unmolested

Ronnie: homos in dresses find us wherever I spend my sundays 

Joe: I’ve only gotta get lucky twice

Ronnie: if youd seen a photo that werent nearly as old as you are might have more of it

Joe: doubt you’re gonna make it that easy for me though

Ronnie: threatening you with a good times the least likely threat to hear off us

Joe: thank fuck

Joe: with these manners shit at being polite when it’s the opposite to me

Ronnie: me who got em all to still be here hearing you

Joe: oh yeah, you wanna hear more about her

Joe: I guess I can do that

Ronnie: guess again I could give a fuck about her

Joe: stop making my year

Joe: you wanna go to a party with us

Ronnie: i do owe you all the missed bdays if I’m gonna be sis of the year

Joe: only got one other, fitting she’s a dick factory but real pisstake for us

Ronnie: sounds like her I wanna go to a party with

Ronnie: no word on how much dick you can take

Joe: s’a lie, was fantasizing about glory holes for ages, you

Ronnie: liar goes hand in hand with god botherer

Joe: amongst other things but can’t fake the DNA and you look like my dead sister

Joe: how many times you heard that and it ain’t just been a line

Ronnie: fantasy if I look like any living or dead white girl

Joe: nah, you’re white to everyone but racists looking like that

Ronnie: everyones a racist

Joe: i’ll take race fetishist if we’re handing out titles

Joe: sister of the year is better but i’ll make do as ever 💔

Ronnie: you would with a last name like that don’t ever see no cunt who ain’t ginger I bet

Joe: cleaned up the famine fanny, big time

Joe: moved to Dublin when I was a kid but he’s Northern Irish so not even proper

Ronnie: not the only one who can stalk socials like

Joe: you stalking me, I’m touched

Ronnie: said I had fuck all questions about her you were left out of it

Joe: go on

Ronnie: know it all now 

Joe: what’s safe enough for the internet 

Joe: even the gigs I book have some idea how to do a quick stalk too

Ronnie: junkies are the new blacks dogs & irish & like i said every cunts a racist

Joe: between us we’d have the full set though

Joe: you can claim my plastic paddy blood for your own, makes a good album title

Ronnie: youre booking gigs baby Im only making noise

Joe: i intend to hear it

Ronnie: nobody gives a fuck about your intentions

Joe: your mate’ll tell us where you are, when i ask him nice

Ronnie: dorothyd have to know it to snitch big maybe youre banking on there

Joe: still my best option

Joe: less you like begging when its directed at you

Ronnie: its an option when ive no fixed address dont have another opinion with my lacking imagination

Joe: busking is easier, i’m an annoying twat, tourists like it

Joe: but my imagination ain’t shutting up so let us see your face in more than a couple pixels and I might fuck off forever

Ronnie: wont win you no annoying little brother of the year

Joe: you wanna give it me, never been younger

Ronnie: another big maybe soft lad

Joe: come, you won’t need no spends at this party for all the favours there’ll be about

Ronnie: where

Joe: [give her the sketchy address because it ain’t your party]

Ronnie: ok tourist

Joe: come supervise, big sis

Joe: any luck you’ll see me turning blue from green

Ronnie: party starts then

Joe: i’ve wanted to meet you for ages, found your profile years ago

Ronnie: werent very irish catholic of you to wait & keep it legal

Joe: i know, why’s a longer story and you’ve already stalked me super sleuth

Joe: know it all

Ronnie: you wanna keep it for lights out past your little boy bedtime

Joe: you tucking us in on the cards

Ronnie: save the tucking for your new boyfriend

Joe: never tried it but looks like it hurts

Joe: you can do that for us, actually

Joe: double act party trick

Ronnie: the queens cry about it but what dont they

Ronnie: all part of their act

Joe: if i could get booked to self-harm like that i’d be first with the blush and wigs

Joe: not cute like you

Ronnie: fuck you

Joe: i’m calling you cute for having a massive cock, not quite shirley temple even with the curls

Ronnie: dunno her wheres she doing her tricks

Joe: grown men will simulate her abuse any borough of this fair town, not missing owt good

Joe: you ain’t invited your mate, have you

Ronnie: invite him yourself i cant get work as a secretary with this many face tats

Joe: he ain’t invited and i’m already gonna be ignoring the cunt that asked me to be there

Joe: i’ve not got one where the ink stayed yet

Ronnie: wont if you pull it out mckenna

Joe: irish catholic, pull outs all i know remember

Ronnie: what a relief infertility found us before you

Joe: if you stab me, i promise i’ll leave it long enough to heal

Ronnie: real loves an open wound its on all the posters

Joe: you don’t love us yet

Joe: have to take the ink and let it take for the memory 

Ronnie: but you do us & youd let bleed what i told you to

Joe: you reckon it’s fake but I love you more than I do our mother and that’s a given

Ronnie: you love your new boyfriend more than you do your mammy it aint a compliment

Joe: you got me

Joe: but I ain’t thought about him or her every day since I was 12

Ronnie: 1 for puberty not us

Ronnie: been plenty of cunts wet dream since before i was 12 what else have you got

Joe: you wanna know why i didnt reach out then

Joe: my dead but not yet sister wouldn’t let me

Ronnie: 💔

Joe: she was already jealous of you ‘cos mam loved you more in her own telling of the bullshit story she told herself

Ronnie: shouldve told her different what sort of shit big brother was you

Joe: the worst like

Ronnie: youre proper selling yourself here

Joe: not your big brother

Joe: wont make you cry so i can wipe your tears, bit late for that shit

Ronnie: not a crier its in the file

Joe: fish mine out next time and we can compare notes

Ronnie: you wish you werent too late to try & trauma bond

Joe: options have been limited on that front since the last psych hospital holiday

Ronnie: if youd kept your sister alive you wouldnt have to go this far down the list

Joe: sound just like my last therapist too

Joe: she’s happier, may as well have engraved that on the tombstone

Ronnie: your paddy catholic da would insist on that shit when you couldve just kept costs down & the ashes on top of your telly

Joe: weren’t no open casket affair, honestly, state of her

Joe: dunno what happened actually, weren’t about after

Ronnie: makes 2 of us

Ronnie: invite got well lost

Joe: missed out on the chance of being haunted, another iou

Joe: come to mine when i go, i’ll give you a show

Ronnie: come for the buffet but stay for your holy show yeah

Joe: exactly, you get it

Ronnie: nobodys laying it on for the dead i know

Joe: mine’ll wanna see me into the ground so they can put on their own show of being gutted

Ronnie: & I can meet your other sister who you reckons a full on gaping hole

Joe: she’ll be there, she might actually care though, poor kid

Ronnie: give her time & she ll stop

Joe: time slang for the good shit i ain’t found yet

Ronnie: cant stay a kid

Joe: she never was, one of those freaky smart people who scare cunts like me who just act it

Ronnie: fuck meeting her then

Joe: i won’t doublebook

Joe: the other brothers are all morons, see any of them whenever

Ronnie: set a date to compare brain damage & how we got it

Joe: i can’t be that secretary either but if you’ve stalked you’ve seen them

Ronnie: yeah

Joe: proper take your role serious, bit gutting actually

Ronnie: as the nosey scouser next door

Joe: big sister

Joe: you ain’t heard I have to be special or I throw a right strop

Ronnie: wanted to see where your face fits as youve not shut yours about mine but it dont

Joe: she lying, you reckon

Ronnie: your da should reckon

Joe: I’ll have to get to church and beg for you to be onto something there

Ronnie: first & last freebie 

Joe: 💘

Joe: yours is waiting

Ronnie: im waiting for you to throw your strop

Joe: you admitted I ain’t a clone, what better compliment to how special a lad I am 

Joe: buzz off that for at least a hour or more

Ronnie: fucks sake

Ronnie: shouldnt have said it

Joe: 😏 cockblocked yourself

Joe: your favourite already

Ronnie: cackhanded but I can still 🖕

Joe: you know what you are

Ronnie: i do

Joe: good, girl like you should know she’s adorable

Joe: hope you hear it every day

Ronnie: dont hear the same voices in our heads

Joe: only faked a gender crisis once

Joe: they don’t let you change roomates that easy

Ronnie: only been given one with this name no cunt felt like changing for us 

Joe: would you believe she did that 3 times too

Joe: right woman hater vibes

Ronnie: late in life dyke if there ever was

Joe: long as she’s always living her best life

Ronnie: the sperm donors contribution to what I’m called sounds like a fucking cough so he ll be laughing with his new set of legit kids

Joe: you never could be bothered change that either

Ronnie: costs nearly 50 what I got told

Ronnie: likely a fucking lie but spends are spends

Joe: fuck that

Joe: stage names free 

Ronnie: fucked loads of lads with worse hasnt held em back from their best lives

Joe: s’the party spirit

Joe: loads of twats with blatant fake names like they’ll be remembered if its cool enough

Ronnie: all soft lad & doss cunt to us 💘

Joe: proper old school romantic

Joe: kill me

Ronnie: accents too heavy for here can say what the fuck I like

Joe: *we

Ronnie: you ll have lost yours, wee dublin boy

Joe: i wish, every cunt loves the irish these days

Ronnie: devo you don’t wanna sound like me

Joe: i will

Joe: like looking in a mirror if you got fucked by the genetics she’s throwing around instead

Ronnie: sit in bleach when I know you better baby

Joe: promises promises

Ronnie: ironing my hairs only class for the burns though

Joe: you look class

Joe: third degrees only taking the piss out of how good one girl can look

Ronnie: youre taking the piss

Joe: nah

Joe: does everyone stare at you everywhere you go

Ronnie: nah tourist all my mates look like this

Ronnie: other than mary but to each their own

Joe: no one looks like you

Joe: not enough

Ronnie: gotta get you out more

Joe: girls that look close to you are in institutions 

Joe: even then, it’s never about the real shit, superficial wounds aren’t real love, pop that on the poster

Ronnie: gonna make me 😳 all this bullshit sweet talk

Joe: you bleed, not blush

Joe: it’s different

Ronnie: nobody wants not like other girls on their grave

Ronnie: unless quirky pick mes are killing themselves in droves

Joe: too old for that, shirl, i get it

Ronnie: dont lock away the autistics how they used to

Joe: keep letting us out

Ronnie: how long you been out?

Joe: reckon its been a month, coming up 2

Joe: bad at keeping track of days now but I know I’ve been behaving so well so you can be dead proud of me

Ronnie: proud of ruining it

Joe: i can pretend not to enjoy it if that’s what you need

Ronnie: not how i do it you couldnt or what I need

Joe: wait and see

Ronnie: waitings for scoring & youve already promised i dont have to

Joe: they’ve got whatevers your fix, posers with cash who wanna treat the fuckups for kudos

Ronnie: how you know youre in london now

Joe: god save, girl

Ronnie: patriotic tat it is

Joe: yeah?

Joe: so thoughtful of you to get me hate crimed if i ever go back to dublin 

Joe: am in love

Ronnie: you gonna do us a ☘️ or some shit to get your own back?

Joe: my names so shit you’ll already have it, even if I branded it in

Joe: have to get inspired on this walk to the tube or you’ll end up with a cliche 💘 with ma in the middle

Ronnie: I’d carve it out

Joe: alright flirt

Ronnie: it’s only 2 letters dont cum over yourself for it

Joe: 😏

Ronnie: quicker than trying to think of another ma word

Joe: maybe’d work

Joe: but obviously I’d rather cum watching you so you didn’t hear it from me

Ronnie: you & everybody else at the party mckenna

Joe: yep, all scummy cunts, everybody I meet who’s got good gear and houses to do it in

Ronnie: could turn the a into a c & put your da’s name in the 💘 instead as he never gave it to your ma but mckenna is loads of letters you d never last that long

Joe: you want it to last, so romantic

Joe: not enough letters you’re bleeding out

Joe: done whole essays when i was a quirky pick me girl, trust me

Ronnie: I want it to hurt

Ronnie: bleeding outs for your dead sister

Joe: I know how to do it, not the one that died

Joe: can make it last ‘til someone forces me to stop

Ronnie: stick with me kid nobodys ever forced me to stop

Joe: not registered here, takes them ages to find you when you don’t

Joe: I ain’t planning on stopping stalking you, if that weren’t apparent

Ronnie: have to update my socials

Joe: I don’t mind taking it real life, try and get rid after the party and see

Ronnie: cunt who reckons hes my boyfriend will mind more than us

Joe: good

Joe: sounds fun

Joe: i’m your brother, i win

Ronnie: you win some more pixels he ll be made up to take pics of me to end up in a facebook group about how sketchy london is nowadays

Joe: if he’s that buzzing i’ll send my reaction back

Ronnie: [actually posting a new facebook pic for the absolute lols because we can all imagine the state of it, about to get banned]

Ronnie: id hurry before the site throws its strop like

Joe: fucking hell

Joe: alright

Joe: [your last self-harm sesh ‘cos you obsessively document it all for yourself]

Ronnie: irish goodbye off it cant say i never gave you nothing

Joe: you’re pretty, tell your boyfriend he did a great job

Ronnie: will i fuck 

Ronnie: tell him you said he was pretty & see if he s all mouth

Joe: can beat the shit out of me, still tell him you love me more

Ronnie: youre my brother I’ll beat the shit out of you

Ronnie: he can watch if hes even invited

Joe: whole party can if you’re scared of being alone with us

Ronnie: youre the cunt who loves an audience

Joe: not always

Ronnie: he aint always my boyfriend

Joe: just reckons

Joe: bloods real, boyfriends made up word for semi regular dick and whatever else you need off him

Ronnie: semi regular fix

Joe: scummy cunt then

Joe: he let you shoot me up

Ronnie: I’m nobodys bitch i bite when I want

Joe: but i want it so bite me

Ronnie: who told you you’re that special

Joe: three guesses

Ronnie: youve got the wrong idea of me

Joe: have i

Ronnie: you think I get scared or need permission for anything from any cunt

Joe: i think i want proof otherwise

Joe: and you wanna give it me

Ronnie: nah thatd mean I had something to prove

Joe: that’d mean you wanted to impress me

Ronnie: & I don’t

Joe: ‘course not

Joe: disappointments nothing new

Ronnie: fuck you being this bute about it

Ronnie: I can see your 😏 without need of proof in pixels

Joe: bastard status been confirmed when you took my da’s name off me

Joe: can proper go for it now 

Joe: [a smug selfie like as you clearly want one]

Ronnie: I wanna wipe that look off your face

Joe: yeah, go for it girl

Ronnie: youre included in the permission I don’t have no need of if I feel like kicking your teeth in

Joe: betting on it

Ronnie: [send him whatever self harm sesh you’re currently doing because wound up by this interaction in all the ways and this is how y’all flirt, definitely doing a 💘 in the most grim way possible]

Joe: [when you’re in public so all you can do is piss about on the tracks like you couldn’t get hit at any moment, ‘scuse you boy, don’t get security called on your mentally ill ass, good thing people in cities mind their business unless forced to otherwise]

Ronnie: [lord knows where she is, who is this bf and where does he live lol, I like to think he’s lurking in the content somewhere just so she can annoy Joseph with the fact he exists and is there rn whereas y’all are not yet together and feral, just biting this random man who may or may not consent]

Joe: yeah, don’t lie to him, he ain’t pretty

Ronnie: doing what I can for him 

Joe: such a good girlfriend, obvs

Ronnie: cant all be genetically blessed as you & your unknown da

Joe: can’t be that potent, not part of the life story she’s forced down my throat

Ronnie: mines deffo not

Joe: young loves dream they weren’t

Ronnie: & aged like hes had night terrors since he met her

Joe: she’ll do that

Ronnie: this where you tell us youre a rough looking 13

Joe: you ain’t sent nothing they’d consider porn

Joe: so safe

Ronnie: not yet

Ronnie: answer the question first like

Joe: 19 soon, good for everything

Ronnie: do it like im on the door at a club

Joe: you wanna know what year I was born

Joe: or my star sign

Ronnie: I know from facebook only wanting a pic of your id so my boyfriend can chief your identity 

Joe: chief my face so you fancy him

Joe: [but do it anyway ‘cos we don’t care]

Ronnie: he don’t fancy us enough to cut off your face in a wearable piece, did ask

Joe: now I’m devo for you

Ronnie: life’s a little bitch & so is he

Joe: good thing you’re knocking me out not him

Joe: hate a tease

Ronnie: who likes a tease? your god again maybe

Joe: probably

Joe: plenty people can’t hack much more, seems to me

Ronnie: little girls you know

Joe: something like that

Ronnie: 👧🏼

Joe: speaking of, if you need a place to stay when you’re bored of that ugly cunt, there’s a sofa going where I am

Ronnie: how bored do i gotta be

Joe: got 2 roomates 👧🏼👧🏼

Joe: depends how far off your type that is

Ronnie: that you asking if I go both ways

Joe: 🤣 fuck no but it’s your warning

Ronnie: every lad likes that porn come ed

Joe: yeah and all lasses will do it, no need to ask

Ronnie: theres a need to ask if youre only asking

Ronnie: I’ll do it for whats in it for us

Joe: you don’t need to fuck ‘em, rents covered

Ronnie: where do you sleep giving me the sofa mean cunt

Joe: who likes their sister that much they’re giving up their bed

Ronnie: you

Joe: you’re right

Joe: and when I tell them you’ve got a knackered back from being old, they’ll think I’m even sweeter

Ronnie: ill tell em you knackered it being a fucking deviant 

Joe: wishful thinking

Joe: gone from can’t last ‘til the count of 7 to back breaking so fast, must have an imagination after-all

Ronnie: dont need to wish when there are real solutions open a spam email once & a while

Joe: the shit I take means I’m basically a sex toy already

Joe: even with fertile girls, no need to worry

Ronnie: [correctly guess what he’s on purely from him saying that because of your junkie knowledge]

Joe: so you are a secretary 

Joe: proper nosy doctors one an’ all

Joe: impressive, girl

Ronnie: we’ll get you on [something idk I’m not an expert] if you badly wanna roleplay

Joe: no surprise you’ve had to sort him out with the little blue pills

Ronnie: old enough to be my da has its ups & its downs

Joe: all lasses love that too, really are just like the rest, eh

Ronnie: told you i weren’t on the spectrum

Joe: drugs being a special interest is unrelated, just sensible stuff to know

Ronnie: hes had a habit since mine was a baby & knows how to properly feed it

Joe: providing more than most middle-aged men who wanna fuck young enough to be their daughters

Ronnie: not as rem as most would reckon when they hear us talk

Joe: you gonna believe that sweet talk if I say you don’t sound it

Ronnie: you haven’t heard me fitzs facebook vids have all been taken down

Joe: you got an embarrassing lisp you warning us about ‘fore hand

Ronnie: thats the other one

Joe: big cunt?

Joe: bless him

Ronnie: is he 

Joe: bigger than you don’t look hard but yeah

Ronnie: awh is he bigger than you baby

Ronnie: dont shit yourself the dogs got no bark or bite

Joe: you telling on yourself for having expectations of how big I ain’t or am

Ronnie: my expectations couldnt be lower after your cant get it up sob story

Joe: can’t cum, you mean

Joe: fun for those who like edging, put that on the leaflet

Ronnie: distinction was dead important to you 

Joe: was to my last girlfriend, big fan

Joe: probably only go out with other headcases now

Ronnie: sex only does it for people who ain’t on nothing else

Joe: depends

Joe: how normal people do it though, definitely

Ronnie: ive not cum thanks to a dick in about a decade

Ronnie: since I was a kid on glue or some bullshit

Joe: you don’t miss it with what you’re on though?

Ronnie: fuck no

Joe: lucky

Joe: gonna go ahead and get chemically castrated one of these times, get rid of that shit for good

Ronnie: ken & barbie dream house shit

Joe: how she had all them jobs

Joe: boyfriend got no dick to bother her with

Ronnie: & if he did hed be putting in the little sister who looked like a gremlin

Joe: just not after midnight if he knows whats good for him

Ronnie: i was made up when i watched that film as a kid

Ronnie: the sequel though where there were more of em and they ran about being evil cunts

Joe: inspirational, like

Ronnie: but remember in the 1st how his girlfriend hates christmas since her da got in the chimney doing his santa shite & broke his neck

Ronnie: took days to find him dressed up thats really inspirational like

Joe: now I would go home to ruin their xmas dinner with the smell of my rotting corpse, deffo

Ronnie: ptsd the gift that keeps on giving

Joe: dead sound living with that bomb inside you, any minute can be a total wreck with no need for no sharp edges or nowt

Ronnie: ok flirt you can trigger it in us then

Joe: what works on you

Ronnie: fuck around & find out mckenna thats the fun

Joe: this lass I lived with before, had to change her name

Ronnie: how many times did you detonate her with that?

Joe: not enough, she wouldn’t have given us what I wanted any road

Joe: brother would’ve had to kick the shit out of me on her behalf though

Ronnie: 💔

Joe: he got there first but I had my own victim so that’s fair, well done to ma and da

Ronnie: its gonna be you telling us bedtime stories fucks with my dead serious big sister role

Joe: boys look after girls, everyone knows that

Ronnie: not my boys bigger bunch of girls than I could be if i tried

Ronnie: queen & a mime couldnt make it up

Joe: sounds like a fairytale already

Joe: you’re no wendy though, got that role fucked up

Ronnie: hes wendy im peter with his baby face

Joe: and baby teeth

Joe: can see him washing your clothes and playing mother well easy

Ronnie: is right except you saying i cant bite again i see you you fucking dick

Joe: do it but i’m keeping a couple as a souvenir 

Ronnie: the 18 years of bday gifts couldve left a bigger dent go ed

Joe: spoiling me gets you back into big sister territory 

Ronnie: rattle out the sec i stop getting spoiled be there to pick em up & theyre yours baby

Joe: worked out who your fella looks like

Ronnie: [a hilarious suggestion of her own that I won’t commit us to haha]

Joe: was gonna say smee, captain hook’s bumboy but yours is better fairplay 😏

Ronnie: [another one like oh and this person also that’s as funny] I couldve said if you wasnt distracting us

Joe: I can tell how distracted you are when he’s looming over you working away like you ain’t numb

Joe: dead on, that

Ronnie: ive not bothered faking it since before the playground plastic bag days & hes still about dead eyed challenge must do it for him

Joe: sad bastard likes the only thing you like about him is the habit he’s feeding

Ronnie: all i like about anyone

Joe: ‘cept your mates

Ronnie: wendy and michael feed it too

Joe: yes men make better friends

Ronnie: all men are yes men if you know what youre playing at

Joe: truer words

Joe: wouldn’t know if you’d have been about when I was younger and slightly more innocent 💔

Ronnie: i dunno if you were ever innocent like that

Ronnie: you know how to do it yourself

Joe: not many was ‘round our way

Joe: but see what you’re saying, the serial killer doc will go proper in on my lil deviant days, everyone likes the juiciest goss

Ronnie: get a white girl to play us can see it now that or the blackest they can find & looking like shes straight off the boat

Joe: bollocks, all the fittest models got your skin tone these days

Joe: won’t be able to do the accent for shit though, off brand cilla 

Ronnie: phone in my own voiceover just for you 

Joe: could’ve gone full gremlins, if you’d been about

Ronnie: wanted to be or fuck Stripe I still dunno which

Joe: real sexual confusion there, never mind being a part-time dyke

Ronnie: the doctor roleplay aint only for your benefit like got shit i need diagnosed

Joe: that i’m good at, can guess anyone’s mental illness by looking at ‘em

Joe: or at least the label they’d get flung at ‘em with the meds to match

Ronnie: do mine

Joe: [do that, we all know the vibes, anti-social, BPD etc etc]

Ronnie: bpd is dead easy & the meds are catch all but youre not wrong the label has stuck

Ronnie: rest’s sound as well 🤓

Joe: bpd is cptsd but for girls ✨

Joe: like you’re traumatized but you’re a girl so you’re just an emotional nightmare about it, babe

Ronnie: they had a point about getting fucked and calming down thats every girl in every temp job ive ever had

Joe: it works on every lass I’ve known before I knew ones like you

Ronnie: 🍆✨

Joe: 💉✨

Joe: easy switch

Ronnie: the easiest

Joe: cost me a bit more but way less effort in the long run

Ronnie: you there yet?

Joe: only reason the twat has a gaff is its halfway out of proper London

Joe: soon

Ronnie: ill leave when youre in the door im over halfway out of proper london if thats what you wanna call it

Joe: guaranteeing I’m there and the order is too

Joe: you’ll like stealing my bed then

Ronnie: postcode perks as the only perks is selling yourself short again baby

Joe: you know why else you’re bothering

Ronnie: yeah

Joe: bedtime stories are class

Ronnie: west middle kid is a fucking cliche too far for us wendy & michael are doing me dirty

Joe: I’ll be a better playmate

Joe: captain hook, always about for you to chop bits off and fly away from 

Ronnie: see know all the right answers to give me & get under my skin

Joe: parasite like that

Ronnie: had worms & scabies before

Joe: share and give us them

Ronnie: sharing a bed youre gonna get everything

Joe: proper brother and sister then

Ronnie: 💘 

Joe: all we got in that flat is fleas, the useless one can’t get rid

Ronnie: 2 dykes & all their cats is who youre gonna have us living with

Joe: and their money

Joe: if i get in a band that don’t hate me maybe i’ll live that homo dream but girls are nicer and clean up after me

Ronnie: ok ill come stay

Joe: swear down

Ronnie: you saw for yourself how bored i am

Joe: not on

Joe: can annoy you so you ain’t, little brother duties

Ronnie: start then

Joe: how’s starting without you when I get in this gaff

Ronnie: what on?

Joe: if [some dude] is about, he’ll start on me ‘cos I owe him

Joe: or I could crack on railing lines with the bird from that soap who’s fresh out of rehab

Ronnie: [a name drop of who we think that girl is that could either be spot on or hilariously wrong depending how we wanna go]

Joe: her teams gonna have to send her if they want her to go on i’m a celeb

Joe: be rattling whilst tryna swallow crocodile dick or whatever the fuck

Joe: [say another soap actress who it is]

Ronnie: if she was from somewhere up north shed be used to it weve all swallowed west shit when the spends are running out

Joe: can’t beat hometown girls 💘

Joe: start on that bit of fan service songwriting when she’s banging on about her character work like it’s not daytime telly for oldies and us on the dole

Ronnie: when she needs to cry next she can think about your broken dick

Joe: reckon she’ll give me credit

Ronnie: under what fake name you hate yours

Joe: if you’re putting the mckenna bit on you I can stomach it

Joe: can’t call us nowt whilst she’s trying to fix it/me anyway

Ronnie: what am I gonna put on you I dunno keep distracting us from how best of british to be

Joe: you remember the postcode you lived in as a kid

Joe: put it on us and i’ll send myself back to my ma like a postcard, see if she remembers like

Ronnie: I remember yeah

Joe: [whatever yours was because likewise, that bitch]

Ronnie: [talk about however near or far away you were from each other depending what we want the vibe to be]

Joe: I went to the skate park on that estate all the time

Ronnie: why didnt you see us 

Joe: I would’ve been too busy protecting my sister, she hated everyone else, had to keep ‘em away

Ronnie: i was probably on too much gear to see fuck all properly

Joe: too old and fit not to tell us to piss off

Ronnie: id have done you in with no warning

Joe: warnings better

Joe: got anticipation now

Ronnie: give the actress one before i come in to you fucking her

Joe: just killing time ‘til you’re here

Ronnie: thats sound til I kill her 

Joe: who will play the tart with a heart then 

Joe: how’d you do it

Ronnie: & who ll bail us since youve upset my boyfriend by having me move out

Joe: i’ll do your time

Joe: by sounds of, my DNA all over her

Ronnie: cant cum youll be fine 

Joe: alright, I’ll make sure I bleed on her but you’re already well jealous

Ronnie: youre just fucking trying to upset me now 

Joe: never

Joe: I’m trying to get you here faster

Ronnie: youre not even there im not gonna fuck her while i hang about waiting for you doss cunt 

Joe: I wish you was here

Joe: though here’s a full tube carriage and I wanna headbutt my way through 

Ronnie: [try and guess which the next tube stop or station is like you’re gonna come and get on it]

Joe: right line [be a few stops off though]

Ronnie: how hard do you wish?

Joe: read my mind

Ronnie: what am i a kids entertainer

Ronnie: tell us

Joe: a bit what you are

Joe: [the covert self-harm you can do because it’s so rammed everyone is like sardines so who’s seeing]

Ronnie: oh fuck

Joe: I miss you though we’ve not met yet, how it feels in my head

Ronnie: wheres my head

Joe: tell us and I’ll go there

Joe: being alones not for me and I got no one else who matters now 

Ronnie: [another childhood postcode/place]

Ronnie: did you ever go?

Joe: yeah, could cut through there and avoid the attendance officers, stop at [a corner shop moment]

Joe: what about [another Liverpool place from your childhood memories]

Ronnie: shut the fuck up I went there all the time

Joe: now I’m convinced I did see you but that makes it worse ‘cos I didn’t realise 

Joe: I went back but it weren’t the same

Ronnie: this is spinning me out

Joe: would you have really done us in, if you knew who I was, like

Ronnie: depends how old i was

Joe: we left when you would’ve been like

Joe: 15, 16 

Joe: I remember talking about it, reckoning you’d be in your own place by then maybe

Ronnie: on the streets by then

Joe: yeah?

Joe: I should’ve had the balls to, not gone there, everything got worse

Ronnie: you wouldnt wanna leave your sister or want her with you doing the shit i did

Joe: she wouldn’t hack it, she was soft, really

Joe: used to tell her i’d buy us a house on [their dream postcode] can’t see her settling for no postcode at all

Ronnie: i broke into a house there [tell him the street and number]

Joe: that’s boss

Ronnie: it was

Ronnie: i didnt wanna bail so when i had to i put petrol to it

Joe: what they get for having nice things

Joe: first joyride i ever went on was up that street

Ronnie: id live there dont reckon your sister was that soft for wanting to

Joe: i promised her too much shit i couldn’t give her was the problem

Ronnie: what kids do

Ronnie: i promised wendy i wouldnt do half the shit I ended up on before youd moved yourself to dublin

Joe: did he believe ya

Ronnie: for longer than I wanted him to yeah

Joe: letdown

Ronnie: he used to stop us cutting i thought hed stop me using

Ronnie: but he didnt work it out til I did it in front of him with any of it 💔

Joe: he should’ve known you better

Ronnie: cunts like me better on it they always have 

Ronnie: when im rattling is when they think im using

Joe: dickheads who use to get fucked up don’t get that it’s to function for the rest of us

Ronnie: takes one to know one & I knew you knew

Joe: when I say be out of my head I literally want no part of it, I don’t want the walls to melt or any stupid shit

Ronnie: get out of my head right now honestly you fuck

Joe: stay in mine and my bed and I’ll sort as many brain vacations as the wedge they gave me for studio time can sort

[nerdylilpeebee]

Hey. I know you were already told this but as a former TRA the reason so many of us find radical feminism is because it's an actual safe space for LGB and GNC ppl whereas Trans activism is filled with racism, sexism, and homophobia. As a GNC lesbian, your activism aims to eradicate me and anyone like me. Sorry that the truth hurts and I hope someday youll look past your hatred of women and become a decent ally to marginalized people.

“Safe space.”

That’s why lesbians get shit on for finding women sexually appealing right? To the point where even redkatherinee, a radfem artist who radfems spent years defending after she drew trans people being boiled alive and baked into pies (as well as countless pieces of art aimed at triggering dysphoria, more often aimed at trans men than trans women) got accused of fetishizing lesbians cuz she drew an anime woman naked with visible cellulite.

That’s why radfems talk about killing, mutilating and otherwise harming all men all the time, only bothering to specify they don’t mean gay men (and black men and blah blah *insert non-acceptable targets here*) when a gay man speaks up about it, and say that all men are predatory (again, only specifying “straight men” when a gay man speaks up about it) and tell gay men they wish more of them had died during the Aids crisis since most gay men aren’t joining them in their hatred of trans people, right?

Oh, and let’s not forget bisexuals. Cuz we all know that the lesbians supremacists TOTALLY care about bi women. Except when they date men. Or don’t agree with them. Or find men sexy at all. Or even find women sexy at all. Then they’re cockworshipping handmaidens. Pick-me’s. Fetishists. They can “just choose to not date men,” or they don’t have radfems’ sympathy and are complicit in their own abuse.

And GNC people! Don’t even get me fucking started. If it’s not failing to give a fuck that gnc people feel a large brunt of their anti-trans bullshit (arguably more than trans people do, since they outnumber us), it’s pushing for shit that makes it so now little girls need to have strangers check that have the right genitalia before they can play school sports. It’s mocking trans people’s appearances using features that gnc people more often than not share. It’s acting like having wide forehead, larger shoulders, a hairy body, a square jaw, being a bit taller than average, etc. ALL MEAN THE PERSON IN QUESTION HAS TO BE A MAN.

Radical feminism and especially radical feminists are the furthest thing from a safe space the LGB and GNC folk have. They’re just so good at lying to those of you who tow the line that you can’t see that. Step out of line, disagree with them, and they’ll either treat you like shit or start using the manipulation tactics they spread around their spaces to ensure you “peak” again.

The trans community is like any community. We’re flawed. You will always find racists, sexists, homophobes among groups and especially their allies. It’s true for the LGB and GNC folk, it’s true for black people, it’s true for muslims, the jewish, EVERYONE, but for some reason it’s only trans folk progressives are comfortable turning against for the existence of those people. Hell, you yourself brought forth one of the justifications for that. “You’re trying to eradicate me and anyone like me.” We ain’t trying to do that at all. And even if the most extreme of us are, it’s a completely impossible fucking task. XD The threat would be non-existent as it could NEVER be achieved. Contrary to what terfs believe, we’re not some all-powerful monolithic group backed by billionaires.

Once you get your head out of your ass, and see the truth, just like countless ex-terfs before you, I hope you’re one of the lucky ones who gets out before you feel the brunt of their abuse.

[orgxnas]

My thoughts on episode 3!

• OOOOOOH I GOT CHILLS WHEN VADER SHOWED UP ON SCREEN

• “are we there yet?” And the asking about making it move faster she’s such a kid I love her

• Purr Reva you get that promotion you deserve it for literally being THE ONLY INQUISITOR WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEIR JOB

• obi wan you should have thought a lot of this through while you were walking cmon this is undercover traveling 101 you gotta know this stuff

• “they know what they’re doing, Leia🙄😳” “you said her name was Luma, but you just called her Leia🤨” OBI WAN COME ON THAT WAS A ROOKIE MISTAKE

• “when I look at her face, I see her mother’s” SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SHE REMINDS HIM SO MUCH OF PADME THIS IS PAINFUL

• “are you my real father?” AAAUUUUUGGGHHHH FUCKING IMAGINE IF HE WAS AND THE DISAPPOINTMENT IN HER FACE WHEN HE SAID HE WASNT

• OBI WAN TALKING ABT NOT REMEMBERING HIS MOTHER AND FATHERS FACES AND THAT HE THINKS HE HAD A BABY BROTHER IM SOBBING PLEASE THIS ISNT FUNNY THIS MAN HAD LOST SO MANY FAMILIES PLEASE JUST LET THE NEXT 9 YEARS OF HIS LIFE NOT BE TRAUMATIC

• I’m sorry I just know that Freck is those storm troopers favorite civilian and they def buy him drinks on weekends

• “I didn’t mean to runaway, I used to do it all the time” SWEETIE ITS NOT UR FAULT ITS OK BENS GOT U NOW YOULL BE BACK HOME SOON

• TALA (it says Tia on google for some reason😭) I LOVE YOU MUAH PLEASE MARRY ME

• “what if he has something to say🥺” Leia ur precious I love you

• QUINLAN VOS QUINLAN VOS QUINLAN VOS PLEASE GIVE US QUINLAN HE IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE

• “can you teach me to shoot?😃” “😳🤨 ABSOLUTELY NOT?!” He’s such a dad I love him

• Fifth brother I KNOW ur lame ass is not talking abt being next in line for grand inquisitor you ain’t done shit

• NO DO NOT SEPARATE BAD IDEA BAD IDEA I NEED THEM TO GET TO ALDERAAN TOGETHER

• EVEN REVA WAS A LIL SHOCKED AT VADER’S BRUTALITY 💀 like “damn I know I be threatening to mutilate civilians all the time but I don’t go snapping kids necks without asking a question first”

• AUAAAUUUHHHH THEY MET AGAIN VADER AND OBI WAN MET AGAIN

• TALA DO NOT LEAVE HER?!?!

• REVA STAY AWAY FROM THAT LITTLE GIRL

• Moses is doing a fantastic job and if you don’t think so/and are actively hating on her as a person, kindly get the fuck off of my page

• Star Wars is killin me with all this DILFification and found family it’s vvvvv unhealthy for me

[mde1011]

when i got into the dsmp i started a note and wrote down any quotes or moments i thought were funny, and im bored at 3 am so enjoy some of them

how is being arrested real? just walk away!!!”

⁃ “once an american always an american. go...go protests masks...or something”

⁃ “...yEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE WAP” “what’s...whats wap?” “...WORSHIP AND PRAYER”

⁃ “HOW DO YOU LIKE POLITICS MOTHERFUCKER”

⁃ “i’m naked” “...no you’re not” “i can be...”

⁃ “uhhhh i’m in a high stress situation....i deal with these poorly”

⁃ “i should go first i’m naked”

⁃ “yEAHHHH WE KILLED AN OLD MAN WITH HEART PROBLEMS”

⁃ “what are you going to do?” “i...have no idea i think i’m gonna start out by punching a tree”

⁃ “tOmmy...did i just hear you say shit ass looking mofo?”

⁃ “i aM gOinG to gEt nAkeD to iNtiMidAtE HiM”

- “...i want freedom !” “you want BALLS.”

⁃ “...down the line. yeah that’s where we discover the art of cannibalism” “oh it’s an art?” “it’s an art”

⁃ “oh there’s some logs here. wonder what they’re saying to me. uh huh. uh huh. oh yeah that’s very racist” “tommy you gotta burn those logs.” “burn ‘em before they spread their racism to other logs”

⁃ “are you pooing?” “*whisper* i’m charging up-““ “he’s ejaculating on the tent.” “he’s WHAT?”

⁃ “he’s sPEEDING. LOOK HOW FAST HES GOING” “i’ve taken so many drugs. someone tell badboyhalo”

⁃ “we should make a pact. and that pact is, uh, we make a book...and in that book...we declare that saying ‘muffin’ is a, is a slur”

⁃ “i was thinking what if one day your bladder just,,,,stopped working.....AGGGFFFFF i was tHINKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY IVE GOT TO PREPARE IVE GOT YO PREPARE thisiswhydiapersaintthatbad”

⁃ <sapnap> i think i was ordered to um

<tommyinnit> boobed

<sapnap> kill you

<tommyinnit> boobs

<sapnap> if this happens

<tommyinnit> think about boobs man

<sapnap> tsk tsk tommy

<tommyinnit> iM DISGRUNTLED

⁃ “why is this deadman so good at making drugs”

⁃ “i just learnt that a girl hero is called a heroine and it freaked me out”

⁃ “memento memento me-“ “that’s actually the worst word i know so you can’t keep saying that” “oh, really.....? have you ever heard the term ‘racist’?”

⁃ “the person who invented the phrase ‘be yourself’ hadn’t met you!”

⁃ “you seem like the type of guy whose dad would throw him overboard as a joke but he would just drown”

⁃ “shout out to dream for twerking!”

⁃ “let’s talk......let’s talk about sex” “wonderful. what do you think about sex, lazarbeam?” “i ain’t saying SHIT in front of a sixteen year old”

⁃ “what the- i think i’m seeing things” “....tommy i told you not to drink the sea water” “well i DID drink the sea water because it TOLD ME TO”

⁃ “it’s like the movie when that guy gets stranded on an island and has sex with a coconut” “whAT?? dream- dream, you vastly misinterpreted this” “it one hundred percent does”

⁃ “oh mastICATE.....isn’t that when a fish turns inside out?”

⁃ “what are some bad words YOU know, clay?” “i don’t-“ “what about ‘terrorist’?”

⁃ “my mind has to be on the same frequency as jesus when he walked on water”

⁃ “you wanna know why i was late?” “no i really do-“ “i was having a MASSIVE poo. really just a HUGE poo”

⁃ “jUST CUZ YOU TALK ABOUT POO ONCE AND THEN YOU SEE A BIG GREEN BASTARD AMD YOUR LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THEN YOU CANT REMEMBER- YOU CANT REMEMBER IF IT WAS YESTERDAY OR TOMORROW YOU HURT THAT WOMAN”

⁃ “i love america. mmmmm patriotism

⁃ “LIFE IS NOT A HAPPY SONG KERMIT THE FROG”

⁃ “please stop taking the cock”

⁃ “two four six eight who do we appreciate? not the government let’s gooooooo”

⁃ “oooo look at the dogs😍” “wHAAAAAT. WHAT. THERES ACTUALLY LIKE. A MILLION DOGS HERE. WHAT THE HELL.”

⁃ “yeahhhhh bitch i stab- i don’t stab women-“ “woooooooah tommy you stab women?” “heyyyy sapnap”

⁃ “do you know what happens whne you reach the top of the ladder? there’s only one place to go.” “.....side to side😨” “down.” “...i really thought you were gonna say side to side🥺”

⁃ “one last time.” “just like in hamilton😓”

⁃ “you don’t know how many times i’ve mistaken trees for hot women”

⁃ “ i don’t feel better i just destroyed penis”

⁃ “i’ve never seen a snail with bad morals”

⁃ “awwwwwwww😢 i’m doin’ drugs🤧 just like the good ol’ days😓” “.....define the ‘good old days’” “back when i did drugs”

⁃ “have you ever fought a baby? i have and it was trivially easy to defeat, phil.”

⁃ “the only other i egg i know about was the one i learnt about in school....not allowed to say which one....”

⁃ “did you know one of my new years resolutions is to be more like 2010 justin bieber?”

⁃ “apparently cats don’t lay eggs”

⁃ “thinking about trees- if i saw a tree with a beard mmmmmm...holy shit id hit it”

⁃ “we’re in hell dude. science doesn’t matter here”

⁃ “i cant die i cant die i’m GOD”

⁃ “hey pig your letter is the same as pussy, hmm?”

⁃ “are we cool are we COOL guys? CRYSTAL COOL like CRYSTAL METH”

⁃ “he- he’s crying because - because i killed his mother isn’t that right? mother dearest mother deadest mother gonest”

⁃ “bro ive been drinking since i was six and let me tell you...it’s not good to be drinking that young. led to some poor life decisions when i was 8” “what did you do” “i cant say” “...who did you hurt” “....only myself”

⁃ “je suis” “ay i know what that mean you prick” “what does it mean” “it means you’re racist dickhead”

⁃ “i’d never poo in the presence of a women- which is why i’m scared to get a girlfriend i think i’d just explode”

⁃ “biff tannen is one of my idols”

⁃ “black widow died and i thought ‘wow it should’ve been the man’ because he’s a man”

⁃ “there’s a character called captain america and i think he’s stupid”

⁃ “i’m a GOOD LAD i’ve got GOOD MORALS and if i’ve DONE SOMETHING WRONG it WASNT MY FAULT I JUST GOT A LITTLE EXCITED”

⁃ “sam....what’s the longest you’ve ever wiped your arse? for me it’s 48 minutes”

⁃ “why are you standing in the shitter?” “....that’s a SINK” “uhhh welllll” “hAVE YOU SHAT IN THE SINK?????”

⁃ “you’re like a living ghost” “...i think that’s called a human, tubbo”

⁃ “maybe i accidentally kill ranboo and we just never see him again *laughs* ay? and then i go ‘april foooools!!!’ and then i kill their child. i kill him”

⁃ “you built a penis” “it’s a PENIS OF SAFETY”

⁃ “i saw the penis of safety and i pressed mouse button four my friend”

⁃ “the penis on the other side of the river is larger” “ive heard that before....”

⁃ “you’ve turned the penis into a wall” “a wall of safety is better than a penis of safety” “i think the penis was better”

⁃ “if you wanna make a penis i know where we can make a penis and i know how big we can make it”

⁃ “i don’t conceptualize death but i think i just saw it!”

⁃ “yeah i- yeah i know i’m- my first impression on eret was making him read a shrek fan fiction so- i’m not one for first impressions”

⁃ “i-i’m scared for him- i’m scared OF him. yknow the first thing he did when he saw me was imMEDIATELY strip down then jump off then immediately die?”

⁃ “where are you?” “getting stabbed, one second”

⁃ “you’ve seen the joker?” “yea-“ “i resonate a lot with that man” “...oH. oh. that’s- that’s not-“

⁃ “he bURNT DOWN MY HOUSE” “out of LOVE”

⁃ “ohhhh my god stop making me play with the neighbor kid” “o-okay if you don’t go play with him i’m kicking you out of the house-“ “wHAT THE FUCK???”

⁃ “there’s a STRIP CLUB” “oh yeah for wood!” “are you into strippers?” “i mean all it does is make the wood look different so....yeah it doesn’t really do much”

⁃ “no no we have categories, we have the poo-saster- you might have to take a shower after-“ “no, no i’m gonna stop you right there”

⁃ “as i was saying you can have a 1-to-3 wiper, that’s an A-tier poo, my friend”

⁃ “i want you to eat your sock”

⁃ “you know i’m a child- i’m a minor” “sO AM I DICKHEAD”

⁃ “everyone is calling you dresus” “yeah i am”

⁃ “ayyyy ayyyy los DROGAS LOS DROGAS” “no no big q- she’s thirteen- how does this happen with every 13 year old girl you meet?”

⁃ “my poo has muscles like i do”

⁃ “i cant hear the words among us without crying they’ll say there are aliens among us and in the back youll just hear me *choking noises*”

⁃ “tubbo...tubbo is like...tubbo is like mary” “.....did you just call me the Virgin Mary?”

⁃ “i’m just saying, have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room?”

⁃ “do you smoke sam” “all the time”

⁃ “i thought you were talking about the- the speeeeed drug”

⁃ “have you ever sold drugs to kids sam?” “......no”

⁃ “we can’t let the girlboss rule because she will gatekeepe my feelings” “that would not be good”

⁃ “THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO KILL ME???? NOW I HAVE FOMO”

⁃ “you have obviously taken part in scientology-“ “i have not-“ “you’ve donated to tom cruises cult shit”

⁃ “....am i worse than david dobrik?” “are- are we worse than david dobrik?” “oh- oh god”

⁃ “he has broke one of the rules of the hit best seller ‘the bible’- this kind of looks like a cock”

⁃ “well i’ve moved now, KING”

⁃ “what is an angsty teen and am i one? because when i USED to hang out with my friends they use the word angst a lot”

⁃ “yeah yeah yeah i bench”

⁃ “sam i think i’m angsty i think i’m an angsty tik tok teen looking for a community to help me out”

⁃ “i don’t think you’ve followed the train of logic all the way-“ “there’s a TRAIN INVOLVED????????”

⁃ “i’m like the orange fucker from that animated rom com”

⁃ “i’m under the influence of big cock”

⁃ “it’s meeee big cock man”

⁃ “i cant look away” “sam please use your twitter alt for this” “he’s horny on maaaainnnnn” “and what’s wrong with that?” “.......”

⁃ “you’re a FUCKING IDIOT” “IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT, BIG COCK”

⁃ “i’m gonna call you ‘cockity’ big cock” “sHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-“

⁃ “STOP LOOKING AT IT” “ITS SO VIBRANT”

⁃ “at least this guy doesn’t have a cock-“ “itS NOT A COCK” “horny on main jesus-“

⁃ “is that a cock” “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

⁃ “.....i wanna see the inside of it again do a split”

⁃ “okay sam-“ “tommy that guy wants your cock-“ “no- no he doesn’t sam”

⁃ “sam, sam and i need you to hear this....dont. act. up.” “i don’t act up-“ “you were acting up-“ “i-“ “you were caught in 8k.” “but- but we both agree it’s not a tie-“

⁃ “please don’t tell me to kill cockity i am overwhelmed”

⁃ “why is there an anus in my tie?”

⁃ “what are the legal implications of this?” “...i mean besides hell you’re good”

⁃ “whatre the legal implications?” “i mean usually that’s a no-no but today, today it’s fine” “yeahhh lets go murder his family”

⁃ “i’d be an antivax landlord”

⁃ “jesus never does drugs” “well- well you turned water into wine king and wine is alcohol”

⁃ “can you put on pants i can’t- i cant stop looking at it- sorry tommy i know you said-“ “yeah sam i know you tried-“

⁃ “you know i fuck with satan”

⁃ “i’m sorry jesus lucifer is just such a good man-“ “oh you- hold me BACK FROM THIS FUCKER HOLD ME BACK ILL SEND HIM TO HELL YOU LIKE HELL-“

⁃ “are you jesus or just a man who grew a beard and put on a suit?”

⁃ “even the guy with his cock out is telling you to stop-“ “oh jesus, and i mean jesus-“ “shUT THE FUCK UP MAN”

⁃ “the best best way to slander him is to stop his offspring; we need to kick him the balls.....no? not a good....? alright us four each take a ball-“

⁃ “......why did jesus give him four scrotums man🙁🙁”

[imherongraystairstrash]

BESTIE I NEED YOUR REACTION TO SOBH

BESTIE YOULL GET IT:

After reading the title: omg yes, another Tati diary entry

Dear Diary, I am inconsolable. As planned, I importuned Papa to beg him for mercy. It was my last-ditch attempt to be permitted to stay home tonight rather than to attend the ball at the Institute. It was a bad plan, I recognize now. He was in his private study, and he hates to be interrupted there; lol same

when I came in he had only an unfriendly look for me, and I should have retreated right then. Lessons learned, I suppose. Benedict Lightwood be scary, one look from this man and tatiana goes “oof”. If he weren’t dead, tlh would be MUCH shorter

-“The name of the Lightwoods! What care I for the name of the Lightwoods? What good has the name of the Lightwoods ever done for me? My only purpose in life, after all, is meant to be to find a better last name to replace it with” I meannnnn, she not wrong

-“I suggested that I could be reported to be unable to attend due to temporary illness of a non-specified womanly nature. For that suggestion I was cast out of the study immediately, of course.” Gurl, u thought u could play the period card with Benedict Lightworm, the representative of the sexist shadowhunters club of the 19th century? He cares more abt his rep than he ever had abt u, my guy.

“attending the ball on the arms of my disgusting brothers, my escorts of last resort.” I’d happily attend the ball in the arms of ur disgusting brothers. Preferably both.

Not that I will find any sympathy in this house. Gabriel seems perfectly happy to attend the ball without escorting any lady besides his sister.

Gabriel: ew I hate the ladies of the enclave

Cecily: I’m bout the end this bitch’s entire career

“He does not understand, being soft of brain and even softer of heart, that the favor of our father is bestowed easily, carelessly, upon him, because he is a boy, whereas I must work ten times as hard for less than one-tenth the approval.” Oof that’s kinda rough. Still hate her tho.

By the Angel…Gideon abandoned the family to drink wine and sun himself in Spain, and Papa still treats him better than me. Say what u want, Tatiana is funny af. She is expert level brother-basher.

We need Gideon here—Papa needs Gideon here. I will never forgive him for having left us, the great lummox. Is-is that-LOVE FOR HER BROTHER I HEAR?? U ain’t fooling me Tati, u secretly know that Gideon is the only person who cares abt u. Don’t try and disguised with an insult, we all know it’s impossible to hate gid

Gabriel, of course, only grows worse in the absence of his personal hero Hideous Gideon. Conspiracy: Gabriel is insufferable in clockwork A and P bc he wants to impress his father. Jem said that Gideon was worse bc Gabriel wasn’t as annoying until Gideon left and Gideon was emo before Spain

He wishes to be taken seriously now and so he acts like Father, and it is like watching a dog try to walk on its hind legs. Stop I’m going to cry I love Gabriel so much

I have met a boy—no, a man, a wonderful man. His name is Rupert Blackthorn — though he is not one of the tedious Blackthorns from the Cornwall Institute. Tfw when u have to say he’s a man so that ur freakin diary will take u srsly

He usually lives in Leeds, LOL LEEDS

He is the most beautiful man ever to have lived. His hair is deep black as midnight, and his eyes are emerald orbs that gaze into one’s soul. Damn, that’s pretty hot. Too bad Benedict ripped the top part of his body off before we got to meet him

Every girl in the Institute was watching him, hoping he would give them a dance, and he came right to me, without hesitation, and smiled at me and asked me. Oof, I didn’t know Rupert was blind

And I danced with him and it was glorious. Even better yet, he had no interest in anyone at the party but me. Rupert, boy, u got rly bad taste. I guess there’s not a lot of girls in Leeds

I do believe he even gave Gabriel the cut direct when Gabriel tried to start talking about himself, at one point. DONT DIS GABRIEL

I am not entirely sure; it was quite loud and he might only not have heard. But I choose to believe it was a deliberate snub. From the most desirable boy in the whole detestable building. Can we get a diary entry from Rupert?? I wanna know what’s going thru his head

When I wrote earlier I was the lowest of the low in this house, but now I am raised up triumphant. I danced with a beautiful dark-haired man who said my name as though it were poetry. The name of the Lightwoods indeed! Aww that’s pretty cute ngl turns out Tati’s villain origin is that she had the love of her life killed. And her brothers are too cool for her to she wanted to get revenge. She was just in lo-

Take that, Will Herondale! nvm

Plz don’t let this flop it took me a rly long time lol

[firefly-fez]

Star Wars Characters as Taylor Swift Songs Because It’s Lockdown 5 Baby And I Have No Ability To Self-Regulate Concentration

Anakin: Right Where You Left Me

Ahsoka: Exile

Rex: Epiphany

Plo Koon: Never Grow Up

Obi Wan: This is Me Trying

Padme: Illicit Affairs

Satine: Mad woman

Hondo Ohnaka: Getaway Car

Yoda: Evermore

Palpatine: No body, no crime

(s/o to @katierosefun because I think she basically invented the star wars swifties fandom overlap)

Reasonings below the cut…

Anakin is very a character that never recovers from any of the trauma he goes through. Whether it’s his mother’s death, Ahsoka leaving, Padme’s death or his history as a slave; all of his hardships cut too close to the bone - he cares too deeply, and a part of him believes, I think; that coming to a point of closure is a betrayal - he can’t accept losses, on any grounds, ever. right where you left me is very much about someone who is stuck and cannot get themselves unstuck after grief, which is why i think it relates to anakin

Ahsoka: exile is very much a separation song; but about the total utter depth of the divide - of all taylor’s breakup songs the divide seems the greatest in exile - and that’s effectively what ahsoka becomes after leaving the order - she’s literally exiled. also the lyrics “youre not my homeland anymore / so what am i defending anymore” and “im not your problem anymore / so who am I offending now” strike me as representative of her struggle of trying to do the right thing, like how she is with trace and rafa defending the jedi even though a part of her believes they don’t deserve it - like when they see the slaves and she makes the comment about how “you’d think” the republic would stop it, but they don’t

Rex; epiphany strikes me as the prayer you make in the worst kind of emergency humanitatrian crisis; like the mental anguish of a conscripted doctor or soldier to a warfront; and by the end of the clone wars he’s so jaded - looking for a reason to believe it was all worth it; like we see in s7 in his conversation w/ Cody and Ahsoka just before order 66

Plo Koon: Never Grow Up has got to be the most underrated TS song ever lol XD. He’s everyone’s dad - especially Ahsoka’s - and he has to raise his lil’ girl in a war zone. He doesn’t want to send her there. I bet he tried to push back Ahsoka’s start as a padawan and refused to be  her master because his lil’ heart could not take the strain. 😭 Obi Wan: Obi Wan is depressed and trying and too much has been asked of him for so longa nd he’s thrown into the deep end too young and he don’t have a clue how to give anakin what he needs BUT HE’S TRYING

Padme: hidden marriage; enough said - but also because her relationship with Anakin is, I think, very quietly self destructive for her, and by the time she realises, it’s too late

satine: being a pwerful woman in politics who is very much is contradiction with the popular view, I just feel like this song is so representative of what she’d face and all the backlash against her. plus the story arc ended her for a man so i ant going to make her song about obi because yeah, she loved him - but shes more than a love interest in canon, shes her own political force

Hondo Ohnaka: I mean. Does this One need explaining?

Yoda: This song is kinda about being on the precipice between not knowing if you’re damned or if your salvation will ever come. its about losing hope and giving up on recovery. its about realising youre lost and being afraid youll never be found again. also the line “is there a line that we could just go cross” strikes me as when you want to give up on your values - the self-destructive impulse that youre damned and you might as well throw in the towel now, to just give up - and that makes me think of the jedi and the morally grey choices they make (clone army, for example) and their struggle against corruption and their eventual failure before it

palpatine; I mean. This song has gloaty ‘I got away with it’ vibes, and ain’t that palpatine’s entire character arc?

[animatedrapture]

I HAVE GASOLINE LAYING AROUND IN MY HOUSE AND IM OMW TO SET KANA ON FIRE :))))

ok im about to compile possibly like 10 chapters worth of kana hate KJHLDSDJS

so. sorry i wasnt able to respond to so manyyyyyy of these on time and all, i get overwhelmed super easily but i truly, truly love all of you and appreciate each msg :DD these have all either made me think real hard LMFOAHJSKD or had me laughing so hard and gasping lmfao. but yeah, i appreciate all of these and everything i mightve never gotten bc tumblr asks is dumb as well as the ones ive still yet to come back to or answer. almost each and every single one of these have been a guidance with what i wanted to do with the smau, whenever i wanted to switch something up or make something better in the smau, your msgs helped a lot in improving it in some way and helping me figure out what i truly wanted to do with the smau and for that, thank u!!!

Anonymous asked:

FUCK KANA ALL MY HOMIES HATE HER HANA SPILLED HER DRINK ON HER? SHE DID THE RIGHT THING ALSO FUCK SUNA BC EVEN UF HE HAD SEX WITH YN AND SAID HE ADORES HER HIS ACTIONS/AFFECTION TOWARDS KANA GIVES MIXED SIGNALS AND ITS TIME HE GET ACCOUNTABLE OF SAID ACTIONS sorry for the rant 🥴

Anonymous asked:

the “tw kana” absolutely sent me into orbit i cackled 😭

Anonymous asked:

anons bonding over kana hate🤝🏻🤝🏻🤝🏻

Anonymous asked:

yeah its only you who doesn't dislike her FGHDJGKUJ IM KIDDING no but really more than hate her its hate the way shes in between like it pisses me off the cockblock she is 😭😭

Anonymous asked:

if i were kana,,,i would either tell him i still have feelings OR hurt in silence (step back) since technically he or should i say they decided to be JUST bestfriends not cockblocking the possibility for him to be in a relationship

Anonymous asked:

kana has to make a choice: she confess or shut the fuck up bc as far as we know they decided to be just bff (highkey think suna was more into being just friends and kana kinda lied) so IF he likes someone else why the fuck try to sabotage him (his happiness with someone else) when he find it out then what? would he still keep her as a friend? 🧐

Anonymous asked:

What if I just...shift or whatever you guys call it, into As Friends universe...and bonk Kana on the head...lol just kidding...ah ha ha ha No please she is starting to sound like the girl best friend that would make couples break up because she does not care about boundaries...honey, you're the best friend, yes, you're important, but that's his girlfriend...stay in your lane. Lol like "I don't want to confess" but "He's mine so I have to get rid of all competitions" lol fucking clown yeah no, I don't have to wait for you to write more about her to make me hate her sksksksksk I already do

Anonymous asked:

Ayo istg kana's been giving y/n the stinky eye... if she stares at y/n like that one more time LAWD HELP HER SOUL, im coming for her eyes!!! But fr,, Rin better treat y/n right and put kana in her place. Bc y/n got a best friend too (samu) u^u and he can cook and would treat her good.

Anonymous asked: likE I KEEP SAYING eAT SHIT KANA

Anonymous asked: I am CRAVING IMMENSE VIOLENCE bring that girl kana here lemme knock her teeth down her throat. >:(

Anonymous asked:

kana (derogatory)

Anonymous asked:

istg if a bus doesn’t hit kana i’m gonna do it

Anonymous asked:

kana toxic best friend it’s time for suna to realise IT 😤😤

Anonymous asked:

kana has family problems only rin knows about? what in the ao haru ride manga 😐

Anonymous asked:

WHY KANA FUKC

Anonymous asked:

NAH MY GUT FEELING TELLING ME KANA WAS BAD NEWS SINCE THE BEGINNING also she wants suna all to herself (he sees her as a bff) but doesn’t say shit to him... if course he’s gonna find someone in the future whether in college or after (unless the bitch will still to his ass even when he goes pro)

Anonymous asked:

everyday i wake up with notifs from u i feel like im about to get subjected to pain and IM RIGHT THIS TIME TOO what the hell kana u will never be yn (me) 🙏🏼🧇

Anonymous asked:

bro part of me wants to punch suna so bad bc like hes so awkward but so smooth like who tf do u want stop being a smooth ass mf u know these two bitches like u

Anonymous asked: i might just obliterate everyone named kana cause of as friends THE WHOLE TIME MY EYE WAS TWITCHING CAUSE OF HER FUCK KDDSKDLSDK EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO OBLITERATE HER SAY "I" but like hi! i hope youre well

Anonymous asked:

even tho u always insist you'd never het mad at me girl HUHH i used to be genuinely good w kana now she's just a manipulative bitch :// kana babe sorry but ur best friend is allowed to spend time with other people 🙄

xmyshya asked:

I 👏 love 👏 Hana 👏 Also 👏 fuck 👏 Kana 👏 and Rin you idiot, what do you mean he's not gonna pursue dating T_T it's just a few chapters till the end T_T wut T_T

yourstarvic asked:

Kana needs to back up before she gets beat up 😤 me and my homies ain’t playing no more 😤

Anonymous asked:

omg that ur probably mad (even tho u said u’d never get mad at me!) broooo

Anonymous asked:

kana gonna get even more territorial in the next chapters im getting kinda scared to see how rin reacts 😒 shes gonna lowkey (highkey) manipulate rin like oh u said youll never leave me you said i come first and all that mhmmm girl dont make me break your neck 👎🏼👎🏼

Anonymous asked:

huh so is kana basically a pick me girl

Anonymous asked:

“you’d be selfish abt this” girl

Anonymous asked:

why tf kana gotta ask yn bro u don't know her just ask suna directly 🙄 putting her in an awkward ass position how's she supposed to say no i'm sorry kana's being annoying as hell rn

Anonymous asked:

it’s time for kana to realise: - yn aint just a fling bc suna is spending more time with her - suna clearly sees her just as his bff

Anonymous asked:

Kana saying "I was worried you'd be selfish about this haha" well bitch now I gotta be 😒

Anonymous asked:

“i was worried you’d be selfish about this hahaha” -the one who’s for the streets kana better watch herself…y/n was being kind, i will not be

Anonymous asked:

DID KANA REALLY HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK US?????? TO POSTPONE OUR PLANS WITH RIN???? pls that « you understand, right? » was just so manipulative oh my god-

Anonymous asked:

kana can go cry & write to her diary about it 😘😘

Anonymous asked:

“y/n right?” after literally meeting her plssss

Anonymous asked:

miss kana is just gonna have to miss him a little more bc i'm not canceling SHIT!!

Anonymous asked:

kana is playing chess while we’re playing checkers

Anonymous asked:

everytime you post and kana gets fucked over my day is made and it all I'm going to think about

Anonymous asked:

im catching up on as friends bc i havent read a few chapters and kana saying “arent you just with yn” made me extra angry go trip down some stairs kana

Anonymous asked:

u made my week with the update 😭🖤 i hate kana sfm lol

Anonymous asked:

kana suffering either way the story goes? I'm in -🦄

Anonymous asked:

kana n suna need to grow up lowkey it’s very highschool

Anonymous asked:

WHOEVER SENT THIS I AM CHOOSING VIOLENCE who's in, let's go beat kana-🦄

Anonymous asked:

hELL YEAAHH GET FUCKED KANA /neg

[plunnies-n-shit]

Promise

Warning: Major Character Death

And when the fighting is over and the war is done, ichigo takes grimmjow home. 

Orihime can turn back death, yes, but only to a point. Theres nothing she can do for him. Hes breaking apart at the seams, only holding himself together by sheer force of will and the desperate need to see a sea of white sand one more time. 

So Ichigo leaves the celebrations and mournings behind him, and he takes it upon himself to take Grimmjow home. To white sands under endless moonlight and towers that crumble into dust.

("Youll fuckin see me again, ya hear me?" Grimmjow demands through bloody gritted teeth. "I ain't fuckin done with you yet."

"Of course," ichigo says, and presses a kiss to Grimmjow's forehead so Grimm wont see his tears.)

(A century later, a blue-haired upstart from the Rukongai enters the shin'o academy. That night, for the first time, shunsui has to save ichigo from the bottom of a bottle of saké.)

OR

When the fighting is over and the war is won, Grimmjow takes Ichigo home. 

Orihimes powers are incredible, but Ichigo is the ragged edges of souls stitched haphazardly together. She can't fix him no matter how hard she tries. 

So, when everyone has said their goodbyes, Grimmjow takes it upon himself to take Ichigo home. 

The girls trail a step behind him as they meander their way towards the riverbank. The clouds are heavy today. It looks like it's about to rain.

("Thank you," Ichigo says, because he's an idiot. Grimmjow isnt doing him a favor. Grimmjow failed. "I... Im gonna see you again someday, alright? Stay alive, so i can fight you again someday." 

"Im gonna hold you to that," Grimmjow snarls, and hes not crying, hes not. Its just. Raining.)

(A century later, acting liason for Hueco Mundo in Seireitei Grimmjow is introduced to the youngest and most talented scion of the Shiba family, a young man with brilliant orange hair. That night, Shinji buys out the bar's stock of cheap saké and lets grimmjow not-cry onto his shoulder.)

OR

And when the fighting is over and the war is won, Kisuke takes the boys home. 

Theres nothing Orihime can do for either of them. Exhausted from the fight, she'll only kill herself if she tries, and they arent going to last until she regains enough power to heal them.

So, when the goodbyes are done and the tears are shed, Kisuke takes it upon himself to take his boys home.  

He carries Ichigo. Ichigo, who he watched grow from a squalling red-faced baby on masakis hip to a lanky teen with more loyalty than sense to a beautiful hero of a man. Yoruichi carries Grimmjow. Grimmjow, who burst into their lives and turned everything on its head, who made ichigo smile and laugh, who gave his life so an old man like kisuke could have another couple of centuries. 

He takes them to the Shoten, to the room they shared, and lays them side by side, and draws Benihime. Its the least he can give them, the promise of another, better life.

("You are the closest to sons i have ever had the pleasure of raising," Kisuke chokes out through his tears. "I am. So proud. Of the both of you.")

(A century later, Yoruichi introduces the two charges the Shihoin Clan has taken in from the Rukongai-- two boys, one with bright orange hair, the other with violent blue. Kisuke greets them both with a smile and sweets he already knows are their favorites.)

[xoxo-nikki-xoxo]

Casanova

Damon Salvatore X Female

Song imagine based of Cowboy Casanova by Carrie underwood.

Word Count: 767

Note: Y/F/N= your friends name, Y/N/N= your nickname.

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You better take it from me That boy is like a disease You're runnin' and tryin' and tryin' to hide And you're wondering why you can't get free

Damon Salvatore is one of the hottest most dangerous bachelors in Mystic Falls, everyone wanted to be with him. But not everyone knew exactly who or better what he was. Expect Y/N. She knows just how dangerous those blue eyes are. And how charming the owner of those eyes can be.

He's like a curse; he's like a drug You get addicted to his love

You wanna get out, but he's holding ya down 'Cause you can't live without one more touch

Y/N was sitting in the local bar/ restaurant called Mystic Gril with one of her closest friends that was visiting from Texas.

“Who's that over there? I can feel his eyes practically burning a hole in the back of my head” Y/F/N says blushing under his gaze. He knew exactly what he was doing. It’s his game.

Looking over your shoulder you knew exactly who she was talking about. Damon. “Look Y/F/N take it from me, you don’t want to get involved with him. He’s like a drug or a curse is a better word for it. Youll get addicted to him, in a way you won't be able to control.” You warned turning back to your friend.  

“Tell me more about him” She said back to you looking right into your eyes. “I need to know more”

He's a good time cowboy Casanova Leaning up against the record machine He looks like a cool drink of water But he's candy-coated misery He's the devil in disguise A snake with blue eyes And he only comes out at night Gives you feelings that you don't wanna fight You better run for your life

“Well, he really knows how to have a good time that’s for starters.  He looks refreshing at first glance when you see him during the day. But he changes at night. Those devilish blue eyes he messes with your mind. Give you feelings that you don’t and can't fight. You better run for your life if you see him at night. “You told putting your hand up to the scare you have on your neck. According to the newspapers it was a terrible mountain lion attack, but you knew it wasn’t. “He’s a Casanova Y/F/N. Better to leave him be and not become one of his victims.” You added at the end ordering one more drink.

I see that look on your face You ain't hearing what I say So I'll say it again 'cause I been where ya been And I know how it ends, you can't get away Don't even look in his eyes He'll tell you nothing but lies And you wanna believe that you won't be deceived If you listen to me and take my advice

“You're not hearing what I'm telling you Y/F/N. Don’t do it, don’t go near him and especially don’t look into his eyes. He will tell you nothing but lies. I know whatn is going to happen and I won't be there to help you. Please take my advice and leave him where he is. Let him lean up against the record machine.” You pleaded, but you watched your friend take the last sip of her drink standing up.

“I'm only here for a few more days Y/N/N. Let me go have some fun. I will talk to you later” and with that you watched her get up from her chair and walk over to him. You could practically hear the smirk he had on his face watching her approach him.

“So, you interested in having the night of your life?” He asks before leaning in. “Do what I say, and don’t scream” He whispers smiling wrapping his arm over her shoulder leading her out the front door.

He's a good time cowboy Casanova Leaning up against the record machine He looks like a cool drink of water But he's candy-coated misery He's the devil in disguise A snake with blue eyes And he only comes out at night Gives you feelings that you don't wanna fight You better run for your life

She didn’t listen to you. From what you know your friend got into a horrible mountain lion attack in the woods behind the Salvatore house. You warned her, but sometimes warning them just isn't enough. They can't help but fall for those blue eyes, and his devilish disguise.

Oh, you better run for your life Oh, you better run for your life

[sicklysticky-honnebee]

AN: Been feeling guilty about my absence and slow posting so here's a teeny tiny thing I wrote as a warm up for myself a little while back😬

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He always comes just as youre about to fall asleep.

Without fail, as soon as your body goes lax, heart rate finally slowed and nightly fears all but vanished- maybe tonight he'll leave you be. That’s when the door to your bedroom opens.

So silent as he does so, the only indication that hes here being the soft yellow glow that seeps in from the light in the hallway as the door is slowly pushed open, and the large, foreboding shadow he casts across the carpet, growing larger with every silent step closer.

You’ve grown tense now, every drop of calmness wrung out of you by the time the bed dips low and shifts to acomadate his weight.

The heat from his body is stifling as he settles in behind you, drapinng the thin sheet over both your bodies as he presses himself just close enough to you as he can without actually touching.

His hand is already in his pants, you hear the soft rustle of fabric as he jerks himself at an already eager pace, and you have the sickening thought that it had probably been there long before he came knocking at your door.

The groans of pleasure he makes always start out low and hushed, rumbling in his chest like hes trying to keep from distrurbing you, even as the jerks of his hand grows more frevrent, slick sounds echoing noisily throughout the quiet, and his lips (wet and sticky from running his tongue over them) press smacking kisses up and down your neck.

He knows you're awake by the soft, sleepy sounds of protests you make when he presses himself closer, enough that you can feel the warm, pulsing tip of his cock just brushing against the small of your back as he fucks himself into his fist. But if anything your noises only encourage him to be more bold. Throws his free arm - the one made of metal - over your waist, holding your arms at your side and keeping you close, making sure you won't squirm away as he buries his face in your hair and breathes in deep, filling his lungs with your scent.

All you can do now is lie there, limp and unresponsive in his hold and stare off into the darkness, praying that any moment now you'll wake up and find this all a nightmare. But just like every night before, you're forced to ackowlege that the strange man behind your back and his intention are very very real.

His hand is working faster now, hips bucking harder into his own touch, grinding the leaking tip against the blessed bit of bare skin at your back where your sleep shirt had ridden up.

"Oh- Baby-," he sighs, breath hot on your skin as his kisses drop lower to your shoulder, all his concerns about disturbing you completely out of the window as he nears his end.

"One of these days," he's saying through all his panting and moaning, so riled up just from having you this close to him. "Youll be all mine. And then I'll make you feel so good."

You shiver at his heated promise, they've been getting more frequent, backed up with more urgency and passion in his disillusioned cries of ecstasy, and you cant help but worry how much longer youll have before he finally makes good on them.

"Don’t that sound nice, sweetheart? Don't you want me to touch you?" He asks, voice breathy and hopeful as the hand around your waist slips down into your sleep shorts, dexterous metal fingers cold against your skin in their search for any sign of arousal.

He doesn't find it, and his voice reflect his disappointment as he huffs out his next words,

"That's alright," he coos to you, pressing himself even closer to your back, rocking his hips to grind himself against your warm skin.  "It's ok if you ain't ready yet. I'll wait as long as I need to."

Already strained words dissolve into a long, drawn out growl that rummbles in his chest as he drives himself hard into his fist just a few more times before cumming, hot and wet against your back and clinging to your clothes, metal hand still nestled in your underwear.

You hear him sigh, content or forlorn, you aren't sure. But it hardly matter to you because finally he's leaving, slowly dragging his hand from your bottoms to tuck himself back into his pants, the buckle on his belt clicking softly as its refastened.

He creeps back towards the door on silent feet, and turns the doorknob without a sound. The hallway light floods back in, you stare at the shadow he leaves on the floor.

And just before he creeps out the door you swear you hear him whisper,

"Soon, sweetheart."

[southern-god1]

A Yankee pet hits a deer and totals his car on the way back from getting groceries for his master . Knowing the proper protocol he drags it up to your house and rings the doorbell even though it's dinner time. Nervous and shaking curled up on himself in the corner of your porch holding his collar and tag he manages to get out what happened and his papers are in the car. He apologizes profusely for interuppting your dinner and asks if you can call his owner worried about being in trouble and that he'll even process the deer for you to make up being a bother.

How do you respond? Gentle and reassuring that these things happen and youll get his owner right away since he's such a well behaved dog offering a service to repay for the kindness? Or do you get mad for him interuppting your dinner and berating him tille he starts crying and throw him off your porch and tell him to start walking?

Hmmm. Interesting scenario anon! I like it!

Probably a little of both. Sternly reprimand the Yankee for driving without a Southerner present, and demand he, at least, clean my boots or something while I contact his master to inform him of what happened. Since he interrupted my supper, he’ll have to make it up to me somehow, by cleaning my boots, my truck (then again, maybe I shouldn’t let him near a vehicle…), or something like that. Maybe slap him a time or two, to get him to stop whining and shaking.

Make sure he’s not injured, and if injured, fix any injuries, since nobody wants an injured slave and it ain’t my right to just put it down. Probably tell him to give the deer to his master, since he’ll probably be pissed.

[horansqueen]

You & Me : chapter 44

A Niall Horan fanfiction ; rated MA

Sequel to AM CONVERSATIONS

CHAPTER 1 || CHAPTER 2 || CHAPTER 3 || CHAPTER 4 || CHAPTER 5 || CHAPTER 6 || CHAPTER 7 || CHAPTER 8 || CHAPTER 9 || CHAPTER 10 || CHAPTER 11 || CHAPTER 12 || CHAPTER 13 || CHAPTER 14 || CHAPTER 15 || CHAPTER 16 || CHAPTER 17 || CHAPTER 18 || CHAPTER 19 || CHAPTER 20 || CHAPTER 21 || CHAPTER 22 || CHAPTER 23 || CHAPTER 24 || CHAPTER 25 || CHAPTER 26 || CHAPTER 27 || CHAPTER 28 || CHAPTER 29 || CHAPTER 30 || CHAPTER 31 || CHAPTER 32 || CHAPTER 33 || CHAPTER 34 || CHAPTER 35 || CHAPTER 36 || CHAPTER 37 || CHAPTER 38 || CHAPTER 39 || CHAPTER 40 || CHAPTER 41 || CHAPTER 42 || CHAPTER 43

NOTES:

-one chapter is her pov, the next is his -4.5k -im sorry, i never proofread, i hate it. -there WILL be smut. but not only smut. -this is a romance, comedy, smut story. -for the summary, check my MASTERLIST.

READ AM CONVERSATIONS AGAIN ON WATTPAD HERE

- notes: okayyy so here it is. time passes quicker, and youll see itll be like that in the last few chapters too. i hope you like this one, i hope youll like the last few chapters. im a bit nervous so i hope it’s not too bad! oh yea and i used a manip someone made on instagram, just thought it was cool haha!

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requests! : some requests i used here but ill only post them in the next chapter because i don’t want to spoil anything!

TAKE A LOOK AT THE CHARACTERS HERE

Chapter 44 : Her chapter

OLIVIA

August 9th, 2018

That was it. We were done with an other season and I couldn't believe what we accomplished. What I accomplished. We had filmed the last scene two days ago, right on time for me to go see Niall perform in LA two nights in a row and the party organised to celebrate the end of this season was scheduled on the first night of his week off.  Everything seemed to fit perfectly together and I was happy. I was genuinely and truly happy.

"Did I tell you how much I missed you?" I heard my boyfriend whisper near my ear as he wrapped his arms around me from behind, making a shiver cross my whole body.

"Mm yes, about a million times in the past 3 days." I replied with a chuckle, tilting my head as he pressed his lips gently on my neck.

I had missed him so much too. We had spent over a month apart and just like I expected, we were even stronger than we were before and that said a lot. We had talked every single day on facetime but it was never the same than to be able to smell him, feel him, taste him... just seeing him face to face was different than on a screen and I had no idea how i'd be able to spend an other 5 weeks separated from him.

"Okay then, did I tell you how good you look tonight?"

I laughed again and turned around in his arms, tilting my chin up to look in his eyes. We were a bit farther from the others, slightly hiding by a part of the wall, and i licked my lips, hoping no one was paying attention to us.

"I'm literally wearing an old pair of jeans that shows how big my ass is and a plain t-shirt." I pointed out. "But thank you."

As if it was a suitable answer, his hands slid from my back to my butt and he squeezed it, making me laugh again.

"I love your ass."

"And in public too?" I asked with an amused smile, my eyebrows raised. "Are you drunk?"

He chuckled and bent down to kiss my lips and i let him, feeling his warm mouth move gently and slowly against mine. No matter how many times we kissed, it always felt amazing, and no one else tasted that good.

"We should go back to the others." I pointed out in a low voice. "They're gonna start wondering where we are."

"Mm, I don't care." he whispered against my lips, making me chuckle low.

"Come on." I just replied, finally taking a step back and tilting my head on the side. "We can cuddle tonight."

We walked back in the room hand in hand and I noticed Dylan looking at us. He sent me a small smile that I answered as I tried to ignore Heidi, sitting next to him. They had been dating for longer than I thought they would and I was wondering if he still thought everything he had told me about her the last time we discussed it. I really thought it was a good thing for him to be with someone else, I just thought it sucked that she was the one he had picked. Still, it was none of my business and I couldn't stop him from inviting her to this party. After all, it was his tv show too, and I owed him a lot. I was well aware that it was more popular because he was the male lead and I knew how lucky I was to act with him.

As soon as we sat down, Heidi and Dylan got up but she left to the other side of the room and he walked to us, sitting in front of my boyfriend. I didn't know if this was about to be awkward but before we could say anything, I heard my phone and frowned. I grabbed it quickly and excused myself, knowing it was even more awkward that I left my boyfriend and my ex boyfriend together.

"Hey Louis, you're calling at a very weird moment." I just said with a smile.

"That's me specialty, love." he let out as a joke, making me chuckle. "You mom tried to call you apparently, but she couldn't reach you so she called my phone. Sweet sweet lady with an incredibly strong accent. It always surprises me."

I rolled my eyes but a smile still drew itself on my lips. "What did she want?"

"She said it was not urgent but she wanted to talk to you, make sure you're not dead or something."

I raised my nose up. "Don't joke with that."

"Sorry love, I didn't mean to bring back... that memory." he apologized after a few seconds of silence. "She doesn't know though, does she?"

"No, only you, me, Niall, and I'm guessing El?"

"Olivia, I didn't tell that to anyone, not even El." Louis admitted, making me smile fondly. "This is no one's business but yours. I promise to keep that secret forever."

"Thank you, Lou." I whispered before swallowing.

I hated to remember that moment of weakness I had, even if I knew it was part of why I was who and where I was today. I really had to hit rock bottom to kick myself up and finally breathe again. If my relationship with Niall was so strong now, it was partly because I had worked on myself and although I knew I still had work to do, I was stronger than I used to be when I first dated Niall. Of course, swallowing all the pills I could find was not my smartest or strongest moment but I was trying to forgive myself.

"Oh you want to hug me right now don't you?" Louis joked, making me laugh through my tears. "I know you!"

I laughed and wipe my eyes quickly before licking my lips. "Yea, I drank a bit too so it doesn't help. I'll text you soon, Lou."

"You better. Love you, queen."

I smiled fondly at the nickname and closed my eyes. "Love you too."

I hung up and texted my mom quickly before going back to the table. Dylan was now sitting next to Niall and it made me frown. I knew they were both a bit tipsy and I didn't want anything bad to happen between them. Gladly, I knew Niall was not into confrontation and Dylan was quite laid-back too. Plus, he was probably over me by then and if they could just accept each other's company, it would be enough for me. I didn't expect them to become close friends, of course, but It would be nice if it wasn't awkward between them anymore.

"Oh and that small.. whimper or whisper she makes when you slip your hand in her panties." I heard Niall comment before Dylan chuckled.

"Right." he agreed, shaking his head gently. "And she's always so ready too."

A tiny part of me wanted to stay and listen to what they were going to say but the part of me that was angry was definitely bigger. I took a step closer but held my breath when Dylan started talking again.

"Let's say it's different than Heidi."

"No man, I ain't going there." Niall laughed while shaking his head before taking a sip of his beer.

"No, I mean, Heidi is very sexy but it's that... that connection, you know?" I frowned and my lips parted when Niall laughed again.

"I don't want to hear about the 'connection' you had with my girlfriend, O'Brien." he pointed out, turning his almost empty beer with his fingers.

"No yea, I know. I just mean that... it's different when you love someone."

"Are you two really comparing how Heidi and I are in bed?"

Both of them jumped so high I thought they were about to fall off their chairs. I wanted to look at their reaction but I decided to focus on my boyfriend and when he turned around, his face changed and I could read fear in his eyes. I crossed my arms on my chest and shook my head, licking my lips.

"That's fucking disgusting. I don't deserve that, and Heidi doesn't either."

This time, I read surprise in Niall's eyes and glanced at Dylan who seemed as shocked as my boyfriend. Oh I still didn't like Heidi, but that didn't mean it was okay for them to discuss about how she was in bed.

"Just because both of you had the chance to fuck us both doesn't give you the right to share gossips about us." I pressed my lips together, trying to keep my anger inside and breathed in deeply. "That's fucking wrong."

I turned on my heels and left before I stopped and turned around again to look at them. "I'm mad at you both, by the way, if that wasn't clear enough."

I walked quickly to my dressing room and closed the door before holding myself against the counter, closing my eyes. I was torn between being mad that they could easily talk about me like that and being relieved that they could actually talk to each other without it being awkward. After a few minutes, I heard a knock at the door and thinking it was probably one of them, I swung the door open but my face changed when I noticed my assistant. My lips curled and I raised my eyebrows a bit surprised.

"You left quickly, are you okay?" she asked, concern written all over her face.

I made a quick head movement to incite her to walk in and closed the door behind her before we both sat down, her on the couch and me on a chair. Tinka was fairly new since my old assistant had to leave due to a pregnancy and we immediately bounded. She was gorgeous and I had to admit I was a bit jealous of her, not only for her looks but also for the way she attracted people easily and all that charisma she had probably inherited at birth, but at the same time, I felt connected to her too and I could never hate her.

"Okay so, I wanted to show you something. I mean at first I was not sure if I should, because I shouldn't have filmed it in first place, but..." she blabbed nervously before shaking her head. "I'll just show you."

She took her phone and clicked on a few things before handing it to me. I frowned, taking it cautiously before noticing she was showing me a video. I clicked on play and my eyes got bigger when I noticed Niall, sitting at the cafeteria as Heidi sat down in front of him. The first part of the conversation was hard to hear but Niall seemed confused and when she handed him a sheet of paper, I frowned again. He stared at what was written on it and finally, she put her hand on top of his and I felt my heart jump high in my throat. The second part of the conversation though, I heard it very clearly.

“You’re right. We should get back together, Niall.” Heidi said with a soft voice. “I mean, I know you’re trying to make me jealous with her but let’s be real. Who could really be jealous of her?"

This time, my heart sank in my chest and I swallowed hard. I was worth more than Heidi gave me credits for, I knew it now, but I also knew she would never see it. Perhaps, she was too busy trying to win Niall back.

“Do you even listen to yourself? You know damn well I’m with Liv and.. aren’t you with Dylan? I love her, okay! I’m not trying to make anyone jealous, I’m just trying to love her the way she deserves to be loved… the way I failed to love her the first time. And you have nothing to do with any of this. What even makes you think I want to be with you?"

I bit my bottom lip, breathing in deeply again and trying to suppress a small smile of relief when I heard my boyfriend's words. The fact that he admitted that he failed to love me right the first time made something stir in my stomach. I knew that failed relationship was not just on him, but it was nice to hear him admit that, especially to someone else.

“Because of that song! You wrote it for me and put it in one of my boxes for me to find!” she argued with him.

I saw Niall roll his eyes and his next words were as harsh as the tone he had used.

“I wrote this about Olivia! I wrote that in the first week I saw her again at the bakery after not seeing her for over a year. It isn’t about you, Heidi. It got in one of your boxes by mistake!” he let out rudely. “I love Olivia, not you. You need to let it go, okay? And those instagram posts you make.. For fuck’s sake, Heidi! What’s the point? Make me feel bad? Alright, I’m sorry I cheated on you, I should have broken up with you before and that was a mistake, okay? Now please, leave me the fuck alone.”

The video stopped but I still stared at the screen, lost in my thoughts, until Tinka talked again.

"I don't know why i recorded this, and I know I shouldn't have, I'm sorry." she apologized again. "But it was recorded anyway so I mean, why not show it to you?"

I just stared at the thumbnail of the video again before clicking on the 'delete' button and when it asked me if I was sure, I clicked on 'yes' without hesitation.

"Thanks, Tinka. I deleted it." I finally said, looking up at her before she nodded. "But thank you for showing me. Just... don't do that again, please. Niall and I we're both very... private."

I handed her her phone back just as an other knock was heard at the door. We both got up and I opened the door as she walked past Niall. He nodded at her and finally turned back to me, his hands in his pockets. I couldn't help but tilt my head, glancing down at him, telling myself once again how good he looked. I also couldn't stop thinking about the way he had told Heidi he loved me and it made me want to hug him.

"Olivia, I'm.. so sorry."

I crossed my arms over my chest and raised my eyebrows, expecting more than just a simple apology.

"You're right. It was so wrong, and we shouldn't have." he added, making me lick my lips. "We were literally trying to find something to talk about, and it was so awkward... the only thing we really have in common is you. But we shouldn't have."

I let my shoulders fall and sighed, raising my nose up in a grimace. "So I really make some sort of whimper when you slip your hand in my panties?"

He chuckled and took one of his hands out of his pocket to pass it in his hair. "Yea, you do. But I'm slightly jealous knowing you also whimper like that when he did it. I thought I was special."

"Oh, poor little boy thought he was special." I joked, making him grimace too. "Come here."

I grabbed the front of his shirt and pulled him inside before closing the door behind him. He was close to me, so close I could feel the warmth of his body close to mine, and when my ass met the counter, I smiled more. He chuckled as he stared down in my eyes and shook his head slightly.

"Do you forgive me?" he asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Mm, maybe."

I felt his hand slip in my jeans and panties and my eyes fluttered slightly as my lips parted as I let lout a whimper despite myself.

"And now?" he asked, clearly amused by the effect he had on me.

"I'll tell you in a few minutes." I whispered, tilting my chin up to look at him better.

I felt two of his fingers brush gently on my clit before he slipped them inside me. I moved one of my legs up on the counter and he moved closer to me, bending down slightly until his lips were only a few inches away from mine.

"You're all mine, yea?" he whispered, making me bite my bottom lip. "Say it."

"Mm, I'm all yours Niall." I breathed out, blinking a few times. "I belong to you."

"Fuck yes you do."

He started fingering me quickly, making sure his palm was rubbing against my clit and when I felt an orgasm spread all over my body, I let my head fall back and shook slightly as he pressed his mouth against mine. I could feel his lips curl as I came and I finally got down from my high, whimpering low and wrapping my arms around his neck.

"Okay, I forgive you." I whispered, kissing him deeply for a few seconds before moving my head slightly back. "Do you think that's how Dylan will want to be forgiven too?"

I laughed lightly at the face he made and I heard him groan low. "I'll kill him."

I shook my head a bit and my amused smile turned into a fond one. "You know, I never ever moaned his name." I admitted, licking my lips. "I only do that with you."

He looked happy with my confession but he still raised his eyebrows. "Why?"

"Because... I was always scared I'd moan your name instead."

His face changed and somehow, I could read love in his eyes and it made me swallow hard. He remained silent and my lips parted again.

"I've never stopped loving you, Niall." I murmured. "I told you."

"Guess what, Olivia?" he let out in a soft tone, his eyes roaming quickly on my face. "I never stopped loving you either."

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August 15th, 2018

Dylan had stopped me before I left and had apologized to me profusely. He even texted me the next day to apologize again and I forgave him immediately. Maybe it was because I felt a bit guilty for not telling him about the video Tinka had showed me where his girlfriend was blatantly trying to get back with my boyfriend, but It was easy to forgive him and I knew he felt horrible about it. I was still unsure if I should tell him and at the same time, I didn't want to be the reason of their break-up, or even of a fight so I deciced to ignore it for now but that didn't stop me from feeling bad.

It was almost time for Niall to go back on tour and I felt extremely nervous about it. It had taken me about a week to decide on what I would do. I wanted to go with him but at the same time, I didn't want to be the clingy girlfriend who followed him everywhere. With time, I realized that I could follow him without going back to my old habits but I still had no idea how to tell him. He hadn't mentioned it again, probably because he didn't want to sound pushy or make me feel like I had to follow him, but my insecurity sometimes tried to make me believe it was because he didn't really want to spend so long with me.

"Why did you want me to come with you, Louis?" I asked, raising my eyebrows and turning to him as he was parking. "You know it's one of my last few days with Niall."

Louis laughed and shook his head, turning to me to look in my eyes.

"We both know you're gonna follow him on tour, Liv. Who are you trying to fool?" he said, his accent thick. "You can spend a few hours with your best friend, can't ya?"

I felt my heart skip a beat at how well Louis knew me, sometimes even better than I knew myself, and I realized that I had opened up to him like I had never opened up with anyone else besides Niall. And I didn't regret it at all.

"Yes. You're right."

"Look," he started again, turning on his seat to look at me. "I have something for you."

He searched through his pockets and handed me a well-folded piece of paper, which was surprising. Normally, anything that ended up in Louis' pocket was crumpled or crushed. I frowned a bit and took it before unfolding it gently and carefully.

"I drew it meself. Took me hours."

My lips parted as I looked at the drawing of a crown. It was pretty and he clearly had put a lot of effort into it. It was not perfect, but I thought that's what made it look even more special.

"Wow, Louis... this is..."

"I made it for you." he cut me gently. "If you wanted to get a tattoo, that is. It represents you well, don't ya think?"

I looked up in his eyes and weirdly, I could read stress, like he was not sure how i'd react. The fact that Louis always called me his queen, and that he had even written a song about me with that word made this drawing even more important for me and as soon as his eyes met mine, I knew it would be impossible for me not to get this tattoo.

"I think it represents you, actually." I explained, tilting my head and looking at him. "This tattoo will always remind me of you, and I want you to know that you're important to me, Louis. I would be dead without you. Literally."

His lips curled slightly on the right and stress disappeared from his traits.

"Now you need to draw something for me to get, too." he pointed out.

"Wait, so we're here to get you a tattoo that I would draw?" I asked as  his smile turned into a smirk.

"Exactly."

"Can it be simple? I can't draw for shit." I admitted with a grimace.

"Just draw it, give it to the artist, and I'll look at it when it's done."

I stared at him for a few seconds, feeling my heartbeats accelerate and after a while, I breathed in and out. After all, if he didn't like it, he could always get something over it, right?

It took half an hour to get the crown tattooed on my ankle but only about 10 minutes to get the smiley I had drawn for Louis. It was pretty simple with x's instead of eyes and since it was on his wrist, he kept his eyes closed the whole time to make sure it wouldn't ruin the surprise. We walked back to his car in silence about an hour later and sat down, both of us leaning against our seats.

"Is it too simple?" I asked before he turning his head my way with a smile.

"No, it's perfect."

I smiled back at him and held my hand up between us. It took him a few seconds but he finally grabbed it, intertwining his fingers with mine and squeezing my hand.

"Thank you for saving my life." I let out in a soft voice. "Literally, but also metaphorically."

"You saved mine, too."

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When I walked back in Niall's house... I mean, in our house... I heard him talk and frowned, trying to be quiet in case he was on the phone. I saw him in front of his laptop, just talking to the screen and it took me a few minutes to realize he was probably on a live chat on instagram. I made sure to remain silent and walked to the kitchen to gt myself a glass of wine and leaned against the counter. I listened to what he was saying from the living room, smiling and chuckling from time to time until I heard him say his goodbyes. I wanted an other minute or two, knowing Niall was the kind of person who said bye by stayed an other half an hour with his hand on the doorknob before actually leaving and when I joined him in the living room, he was getting up.

"Are you done?"

"Yes, sorry, I thought it would take you longer." he apologized, making me smile.

"No, it's all good, it's cool that you do lives for your fans." I just shrugged, joining him near the couch. "Your such a good person."

He smiled more and took the glass from my hands before placing it on the coffee table. I chuckled and he wrapped his arms around my waist, raising his eyebrows.

"And does that turn you on?"

I laughed some more. "Maybe."

He didn't answer anything. Instead, he pressed his lips against mine as his arms pulled me even closer. My eyes fluttered close as he deepened the kiss and I sighed low, feeling my body relax in his arms.

"I'm gonna miss you so much." he whispered before kissing me some more,

"I'll miss you more."

He stepped forward, forcing me to take a step back, and guided us around the couch and until the hall. I ended up hitting my back on the wall and I laughed against his lips.

"Clumsy ass." he said in the same amused tone he always said it. "I love you."

We finally ended up in our room and he closed the door with one of his feet, bringing me to the bed and quickly putting himself on top of me. I loved the feeling of his body over mine, warming me, and it always surprised me that every time, it would make a shiver cross my back. I shivered in his arms and he pulled away slightly to look in my eyes.

"How about we stay locked here until I have to take that fucking stupid plane?"

I raised my eyebrows and my lips parted before I tilted my chin up. "Don't you have somewhere to be tomorrow?"

"I canceled." he admitted, his eyes dropping to my lips before he ground his hips against mine, probably without thinking.

"For me?" I asked with a small smile.

"For us."

I brought my hands to his cheeks and let one of my thumbs brush on his bottom lip. "How many times are you gonna make love to me until you leave?"

His lips curled again and he chuckled low. "As many times as I can."