#if evil why married

[maleficore]

Really feeling this Ezratash kiss I sketched today...

[kinokoshoujoart]

Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)

oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!

(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)

teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?

so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…

i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go

*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff

he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..

in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english

it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!

you will need:

at least 2,050,000 G

20 cursed tools/accessories

if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…

but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)

you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.

**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**

you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….

on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!

[murk888]

I was too lazy to add the second stripe with buttons on the coat…. oops

FINALLY, I WAS ABLE TO CONCENTRATE AND PUT REAL EFFORT INTO THE DRAWING AND REALLY (kinda) SHOW HOW I SEE HIM IN MY IMAGINATION YEEEEAAA

[alicentsaegon]

'Moon is goddess, wife of sun'

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

[vaguely-concerned]

btw my headcanon for sophia amell in veilguard is that she has been 'oh no... I think your letter got lost on its way to me first warden... too bad, I'll just stay here in amaranthine until I hear from you, then.... is this a letter I see before me...... a tragedy. I can't read all of a sudden. my eyes. you sent a messenger? my messenger now I'm adopting them. no message received sadly try again'-ed all summons to go to weisshaupt, so she's in denerim with alistair when stuff starts to go to shit and at least they spend the impromptu superblight together. they may both be right on the edge of the calling (? we just don't know!) and ferelden might be about to fall, but at least they're king arthur and merlin-ing (erotic and romantic connotations) it up together at the end of the world and kissing and holding hands about it. and what more could I hope for for them. that's what beating the odds looks like for wardens I think.

there's a particular incident where she saves his life through the power of spirit healing and. maybe the guiding hand of Something that seems to still reside in the petals of the rose he gave her that she's worn in a little glass vial around her neck and that have not withered all these long years, and it inspires actual myths and romantic literary traditions and folk ballads and all sorts of nonsense that outlast them both. neither of them care tho they're just. hugging right now. drenched in darkspawn blood like the old days. resting their foreheads together. taking every moment they may have left just to be together. whatever you do don't go without me. wherever you go let me go too. and with you let me be buried, and where you go after that let me go with you then as well. (of course. of course. after all of this, where would I ever go without you. the one good thing about the blight is that it brings people together. the one good thing is that it brought me to you.)

[jennrypan]

..Why did I get married is such..an interesting movie.

Cuz all the men are actual trash. And Tyler Perry's character is so.. "Ugh I want a family and you rather do your career?? YOURE SO EVIL HAVE SEX WITH MEE" Like..I know damn well she didn't want the first child and he's feening for another. Like they should've divorced and she should've focused on her career.

Maybe that's just me cuz I don't like kids and don't want them so seeing this chick who's successful and this dude who clearly wants different things and she has to coddle and apologize to him. It's annoying. Like...if dudes don't want kids they can disappear and do fuck all but God forbid a chick doesn't want the child THEY DIDNT ORIGINALLY WANT!! Like those two should've divorced and she should've moved idc.

Fucking god.

[yuseirra]

If Kamiki's inspired by this particular god, you can see how Fatal's lyrics are like, "I would sacrifice anything for you" because that's him, he gave up a lot to be with his wife(depending on how you interpret the myths, to the extent of it being his own life too)

Amenouzume has the title: "The Great Persuader". If she was there, he'd have definitely listened to her because that's the lore of those two gods, her husband relents only after she comes and speaks to him so it should have worked out

[bumblingbabooshka]

what if I screamed and cried for a hundred years . what then?

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I accidentally did the arm swing dance with a ganado does this mean we're married now

[madelynpryor]

audrey rose they could never make me hate you

[0039pf-third-blog-hooray]

cr: _.imaanoli._

that's how i imagine ashley leon and luis' post re4 friendship

"why them? how they react to my new nails every time:"

what they say:

"show!! c'mon show it!"

"show me again please"

"hold me... my heart!"

[razberrypuck]

was figuring out a design for qphil and he and bbh not showing their faces* has spawned a series of headcanons in my brain

*in my designs of phil and bbh specifically

[justyoureverydaytwstsimp]

Where the winter crows die <fanfic>

Everyone loves happy endings. Rory was leaving, and taking the boundary with him. Crowe was free. Free from the blood pact. Free from sacrificing corpses. Free to love Aster. It was a perfect ending.

...

"Squawk". The crow(beast) cried, a hand wrapped tightly on its neck. Aster's. "You think I'll just let you leave? That I'll let you murder more people? Letting the villain live is such an anticlimactic ending, don't you think?" At the murderous gaze, even the cruel beast shuddered.

Crowe had never seen Aster like this. He had never seen the timid, sweet girl act out. Never saw the deranged smile on her face as she choked the beast silly. "You must think I'm stupid." She said, in the cruelest tone he's ever heard her speak.

"Release me." Said Rory, as he tried to escape her grasp. "You do not know with what forces you're messing with, Human." "On the contrary, you do not know what human you are messing with."

*you may skip this part if you're not into Christianity*

"I am the daughter of the God of the universe, little insect. Do not underestimate me or my power. I call upon his name, the one and only. Father, avenge me. avenge these broken souls. By the power of the first, and the power of the last, your beginning has come to an end"

*Christianity part is done*

Aster watched as Rory screamed in pain, as he withered from the inside out. She relished in his pain.

But the bird's dimming red eyes reminded her. Crowe.

She ran to his side, a hundred apologies coming out of her mouth.

"I'm sorry, Crowe. I thought - No, I knew you'd live. After all, the bloodpact only stated that you'd die if Rory was killed by you and yes that was pretty risky but I couldn't let what happened to Winter Hollow happen again, I couldn't let someone be his victim and I'm really sorry-"

"That was...amazing. You never do run out of surprises, snowflake. I almost fell for you again.'

Aster blushed at his words, yet the greyness of his eyes caught her off-guard. Crowe felt her gaze on him. And though her unwavering attention was flattering, the worry in her eyes made him shirk back.

"It's nothing, snowflake. Don't worry." he said, trying to calm her nerves. "Oh right! Breakfast! I'll better start soon-"

"What did we say about communication?" said Aster, crossing her eyes and trying to look firm.

Crowe stopped in his tracks. he fidgeted a little, rubbing the back of his neck. Crowe was quite cute when he was nervous, with his ears a shade pink.

"I may or may not", Crowe said, "havelostmostoftheabilitytoseecolorexceptredwhiteandblack?"

And he was even cuter when he was honest. "Don't worry, Love", Aster said, caressing his hair. "I know a place that makes colorblind glasses. It's actually quite close to my current home. Plus, I bet glasses would look really - nevermind."

"I'd look really what?" teased Crowe. Aster denied giving Crowe an answer, instead quickening her steps to the cabin. "Come on, we better start packing!" Crowe caught her hands, and started walking side by side with her. "Alright, dear!

"...by the way, what is colorblind glasses?" Peals of laughter rang through the snowy forest.

[lilacerull0]

you know that episode really fucked me up this morning

[umhuhwellthen]

Had a realization while mopping the kitchen,

Jotaro is all three of his parents child, because listen

Usagi:

He looks like a carbon copy of the guy and acts similarly to him, same drive, same temper, everyone points these two things out

Kenichi:

I like to make the cuck joke as much as anyone else but let's not forget that he and Jotaro have a real father-son relationship!!!! Jotaro calls him father and loves him like one!!! Kenichi knows Jotaro isn't his and his rival is his sire but doesn't care and loves and raises him anyway!!!! Also I'm pretty sure that Kenichi is always/mostly wearing purple in colored comic issues and what is Jotaro wearing???? Purple!!!!! The symbolism????? Because Usagi may be Jotaro's biodad but he is not the man that raised him, fed him, clothed him, Jotaro is wearing Kenichi's colors!!!! Because he is as much Kenichi's son as Usagi's!!!

Mariko:

obviously he has her ears and nose but also! May be grasping at straws but! His clothes have a pattern like she does and(correct me if I'm wrong) Kenichi doesn't! Kenichi's are plain with only the reigning Lord of the lands Mon and Mariko's and Jotaro's has a design! Similar in how they both love Kenichi but they also love Usagi! Jotaro wants a father-son relationship with Usagi but not at the cost of one with Kenichi! Mariko has affections for both Kenichi and Usagi but it's pretty obvious her feelings for Usagi run deeper than for Kenichi, but that doesn't mean she doesn't love him! Because for all that she loves Usagi, he didn't love her enough to stay and Kenichi did. Even though Kenichi had to leave the Dogora school in shame he still could've been a retainer to a lord like Usagi but instead he stayed! This man raised her child knowing damn well how he came to be and didn't care! Married her knowing she could never return his feelings with the same fervor!

Jotaro loves his parents and wants to respect all their wishes! This poor fucking kid...