#if evil why married

[maleficore]

Really feeling this Ezratash kiss I sketched today...

[murk888]

I was too lazy to add the second stripe with buttons on the coat…. oops

FINALLY, I WAS ABLE TO CONCENTRATE AND PUT REAL EFFORT INTO THE DRAWING AND REALLY (kinda) SHOW HOW I SEE HIM IN MY IMAGINATION YEEEEAAA

[2000sscribbles]

i actually can't believe there are people on this website that can read an article where dt talks abt how his family says "i love you" to each other all the time and how that's a strange and wonderful new thing to him but like they ignore this super sweet and touching thing he's saying abt his loved ones and instead they completely laser the fuck in on him going "losing awards sucks" n then they pull out like year old screenshot from her instagram stories where georgia is like "my favorite awards loser omg <3" as evidence that she's an evil manipulative bitch who's abusing him and like it would be really funny if there wasn't a whole clique of people doing it

[alicentsaegon]

'Moon is goddess, wife of sun'

[modelxis]

you've heard of fankids... times for fan-parents!

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

[vaguely-concerned]

btw my headcanon for sophia amell in veilguard is that she has been 'oh no... I think your letter got lost on its way to me first warden... too bad, I'll just stay here in amaranthine until I hear from you, then.... is this a letter I see before me...... a tragedy. I can't read all of a sudden. my eyes. you sent a messenger? my messenger now I'm adopting them. no message received sadly try again'-ed all summons to go to weisshaupt, so she's in denerim with alistair when stuff starts to go to shit and at least they spend the impromptu superblight together. they may both be right on the edge of the calling (? we just don't know!) and ferelden might be about to fall, but at least they're king arthur and merlin-ing (erotic and romantic connotations) it up together at the end of the world and kissing and holding hands about it. and what more could I hope for for them. that's what beating the odds looks like for wardens I think.

there's a particular incident where she saves his life through the power of spirit healing and. maybe the guiding hand of Something that seems to still reside in the petals of the rose he gave her that she's worn in a little glass vial around her neck and that have not withered all these long years, and it inspires actual myths and romantic literary traditions and folk ballads and all sorts of nonsense that outlast them both. neither of them care tho they're just. hugging right now. drenched in darkspawn blood like the old days. resting their foreheads together. taking every moment they may have left just to be together. whatever you do don't go without me. wherever you go let me go too. and with you let me be buried, and where you go after that let me go with you then as well. (of course. of course. after all of this, where would I ever go without you. the one good thing about the blight is that it brings people together. the one good thing is that it brought me to you.)

[yuseirra]

If Kamiki's inspired by this particular god, you can see how Fatal's lyrics are like, "I would sacrifice anything for you" because that's him, he gave up a lot to be with his wife(depending on how you interpret the myths, to the extent of it being his own life too)

Amenouzume has the title: "The Great Persuader". If she was there, he'd have definitely listened to her because that's the lore of those two gods, her husband relents only after she comes and speaks to him so it should have worked out

[jennrypan]

..Why did I get married is such..an interesting movie.

Cuz all the men are actual trash. And Tyler Perry's character is so.. "Ugh I want a family and you rather do your career?? YOURE SO EVIL HAVE SEX WITH MEE" Like..I know damn well she didn't want the first child and he's feening for another. Like they should've divorced and she should've focused on her career.

Maybe that's just me cuz I don't like kids and don't want them so seeing this chick who's successful and this dude who clearly wants different things and she has to coddle and apologize to him. It's annoying. Like...if dudes don't want kids they can disappear and do fuck all but God forbid a chick doesn't want the child THEY DIDNT ORIGINALLY WANT!! Like those two should've divorced and she should've moved idc.

Fucking god.

[the-blind-geisha]

Queen Crescent: And King Boo is uh.. happy to see you too, Luigi.

I had to add another thing for my style guide sheet, so I decided to Super Mario Super Show my gijinka King Boo with Princess Violetta.

Since Princess Toadstool was called such in the West b/c the localization team thought it weird she wasn't called that since she's a princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, I am sure the same thing would happen to Violetta given her being a princess of the cosmos and her crescent moon imagery now and again.

Couldn't decide which I liked more.. so have both. lol

[girl4music]

Tapert would have sat in a room with Whedon and Moffat and would have contested every single word that came out of their mouths if he had half the chance.

He is the true feminist icon male showrunner.

The one that should have all the praise for it.

[fafayayarhen]

How many rings will Roderich have? Will he even get any? Does he have a favorite? What will it look like? Do he he have to return them to his exes when they're no longer married?

Many

Kidding it should only be up to 4 if we count the main once from Spain, Portugal, France and Hungary. Unless we feel like adding more for the funsies though I cannot think of any further major ruling figures Habsburgs married off into the other sovereigns that wouldn't like. Make it look like an entire polygamous bit (Austrian monarchs marrying into the Dutch line was in the period of the Spanish and Austrian branches unity, and we can get away with the Portuguese bit because the major marriage later was during the Spanish succession war, Maria Anna and Joao V 1708 - 1750) ... so 4 is the perfect number to stop at.

Considering both spouses have their own rings and Roderich is synonymous with tu felix austria nube, he'd have kept them because 1) They're sure as hell expensive antique and nothing comes close to the unique look of said rings.

And 2) Maybe when he's feeling mischievous and wants to taunt them he'd wear the rings to meetings and conferences. Particularly to mess with France. Especially to mess with France. And simultaneously making Spain's blood boil and remembering why he wants to murder France and it's not because of Napoleon this time.

Favourite rings: from the marriage with Spain & Hungary.

[0039pf-third-blog-hooray]

cr: _.imaanoli._

that's how i imagine ashley leon and luis' post re4 friendship

"why them? how they react to my new nails every time:"

what they say:

"show!! c'mon show it!"

"show me again please"

"hold me... my heart!"

[madelynpryor]

audrey rose they could never make me hate you

[razberrypuck]

was figuring out a design for qphil and he and bbh not showing their faces* has spawned a series of headcanons in my brain

*in my designs of phil and bbh specifically

[bright-and-burning]

my ex (who i am also friends with. to be clear. same guy who invited me on a free trip to martha’s vineyard over the summer) just sent me an instagram reel that’s like. you know those hope core edits? yeah it’s that of andrew garfield and elmo talking abt missing someone interspersed w like. really sappy animated couples. like, the couple from up. rapunzel and flynn rider. sally and lightning fucking mcqueen. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE FROM THIS CHIEF