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I'm so excited to start showing you guys all my characters from BG3! I promise not ALL of them are Tieflings (just most of them).
This is my Gnomish Ranger and one of her animal companions. I saw this meme and knew what I had to do 🐻💕
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H-Huggable artic zone giant amazing cute teddy bear!?!??!?!?!?!!?
Omg
I want. To hug. Bear.
Boop its nose and it makes the fnaf plushie in the office sound
#i would hug you too#i like bears#if dangerous why friend shaped#i love tumblr now#this silly app is very cool#i can write in tags!!!!!#youre a certified cool person now >:D#*gives you a sandwich*#hehehehehhehe#HEHEHEHEHHE#>:3#noseboop#how could i forget to boop its nose
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I am not to be trusted around wild animals. I would get myself killed trying to pet a highly dangerous predator.
#animals#wild animals#cute animals#animal#cute wild animals#nature#if dangerous why friend shaped#relatable#funny
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Sharing cool Illithid OCs, even if they aren’t ready to join the S.O.F.T Illithids.
LOVE the lighting on this one, and the crosses in the eyes is an interesting touch!!
Yalgahoon's experiment
A RP game about illithids ! Each week, you, the audience, will choose collectively what the protagonist will do. Will you try to escape from Yalgahoon's clutches or will you help it understand romance (for nefarious purpose) ? /!\ You have to be over 18 to play this game. - - Week 1 - - A pair of cruel yellow eyes, shining in the darkness. It was the last thing you saw before your mind was violently assaulted and you fainted.
You wake up with a slight headache. You don't need to open your eyes to know that something went awfully wrong.
The ground is soft, in a way that could be comforting if it wasn't such a disturbing sensation. You feel something viscous and strong around your arms. You hear someone (something ?) hums a tune that you don't recognize. What do you do ? Vote here ! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rVjTBgmLbBSpuQUpqy-RdP5Ej7p5JicAxzUtLlOfQ2k/edit?usp=sharing
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I know he’s diabolical but he looks so cuddly
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Doodles :)
#insurgui talk#insurgui's art#kinitopet#he's so friend shaped gghfhfgfgh-#If dangerous why squishable?
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Terrans And The Boon and Bane of Research
Terrans are inherently curious creatures. Even our youngs are encouraged to be curious to enhance their growth development. Growing infants can be very energetic tykes the moment they can interact with the world other than seeing blurry blobs from their vision. Also, did you know that infants can only see in shades of black, white, and gray until they enter 3-4 months of age when color starts bleeding out of the world for them? Then you'd have very handsy babies who would want to touch anything and everything with bright colors and want to feel out different textures as a way of associating with the world and their simple meanings.
Anyways, that's just the start of our... curious nature.
Remember back then when teens would eat tide pods since they wanted to know what it tastes like or those who were dared to do this kind of stuff? Or when children who would look at the rotating electric fan blades and think "If I stick my finger in there, what would happen?". Some would ask any nearby adult Terrans... others... let their impulsive thoughts win.
Yes, apparently impulsive and intrusive thoughts are different from each other lol.
Also, do you remember the time when kids would mix stuff in the bathroom as if they were witches or scientists or genius beauty product makers? They would always have the "What would happen if I combine this hair conditioner and this shampoo with this body wash?" even though they'd end up flushing that abomination of a mixture over the drain afterwards in fear of being reprimanded for wasting supplies lol.
Now, let's go back to the original post.
As students, some of us were tasked to do our own research papers, reviews, thesis, or assignments answering the 'what if' stuffs. If you're in a school or place that doesn't require you to submit research proposals as an undergraduate requirement to... graduate of course, then you're one lucky Terran.
Some of these students would submit wacky research titles if you don't create a theme for them (see the titles listed on the original post cuz I'd love to read on those stuff but we all know teachers won't let such titles slide or even reach the board of research panelists lol). I mean, personally, I would've love to ask others on their first hand experience of traumatizing stuff but I have also anticipated that such thing wouldn't get approved and the interviewees would dodge me like crazy lol (was supposed to do in-depth research on how soldiers felt after their first kill on live combat scenario).
It's also hard to interview people when they're wary of you and such is why the listed questions seem to be so intrusive; they just wanted to stop the interview since they're uncomfortable but also don't want to tell the interviewers out of fear of coming out as a rude person since they're taking the time out of their day and the interviewee already agreed to it and stuff... we know that dance and dodge thing.
Y'know this was supposed to be a list of things I wanted to research but went on to a spiral of stuff as to why some research topics wont see the light of day and all that shazam unless funded by a company, university, or research institution. Anyways, lemme try on this.
Things I'd Want To Research
How trauma affects people differently
Are there really intergalactic creatures in another universe and do they look like us?
Parallel worlds and how to predict possible futures
Are dreams gateway to parallel worlds?
If we forget something, where does it go and what do we do to immediately remember it?
Ghosts... how?
Guardian deities... again how??!
Writers and worldbuilding plus the fanfiction side
Things My Friends Want To Research
Why are minor subjects (unrelated to chosen course) needed in college when you can spend the other times doing major subject stuff?
Why does your own fart smell better/satisfying than other people's fart?
Orgasm differences between males and females
Why does the universe look like brain cells?
If mermaids are real and they've drowned a lot of people, why do land people wanna interfere with them?
Wanna study creatures from other dimension or planets
What if every universe exploding just means another brain cell exploding?
How does the brain process stuff we do subconsciously??
What actually happens when we die? (pertains on the soul state)
What do humans taste like?
What is muscle memory and how does it exactly work? Like just how?? Even dead people move post mortem like huh? (that's what they said)
What even are these octopus with three hearts and eight legs and a beak for a mouth? Are they failed creations or something?!
P.S. They started off shy when I asked them and went on a downward spiral of things they wanted to know lol.
Meanwhile, the aliens watching over this genius teen exploring their planet:
Alien 1: Is he... is he petting that dangerous XXX rated danger Cro'lkreo?!
Cro'lkreo : Cat like thing thing with six legs, illuminating poisoned tail, vibrant fanned neck that screams danger just purring and even showing off its kittens that were scrambling at said human for more chin scratches. They also kinda look like Orcas on land and have the fur of your favorite soft blanket so...
Alien 2: Yeah, he did the same thing with our planet's Flushu and befriended the elusive Kaflatu. If I didn't know any better I'd think this Terran kid was gearing up to dominate every planet.
Flushu : Generally a massive looking owl that hunts during the day and sleeps for 2 hours like an insomniac. Can turn invisible making it a feared hunter of said land. Can dive-bomb like Terran Falcons but at a speed of 500-600 km/hour. Also acts like a sky cat and a crow. Flushus love little shiny trinkets offered to them by the humans and loves being preened and petted. One particular Flushu nearly gifted the human a huge Painite gem (it exists btw) but was seen to be sulking when the human took back the gem back to the nearby Kaflatu or Humanoid Elder Dragon Tribe.
Alien 1: And that was done by a Terran kid?!
Alien 2: Well, technically, it would be a baby Terran based on our star year but the Terrans insist that their teenage or young adults are more than capable of planning and living on their own. Still wouldn't dare to touch or kidnap one of them though. The previous Grr'stiag Tribe nearly got annihilated but was spared by the nearby Intergalactic Waffle House Retrieve and Rescue Squad after giving back that one explorer they kidnapped.
Alien 2: The what squad?!!
What avenues of research would you and your friends cause to open up?
That's it, that's the post. I'm very happy to start this chain with what I'd cause alone, my friends would cause alone, and what we'd cause together!
Alone:
How people function with ADHD
PMDD (Pre-Menstrual dysphoric disorder, started when they ask why I take daily meds)
The inability to tell left from right 9 times out of 10
My Friends:
How much information on extremely specific topic someone can have while not knowing the sun is a star
How people interact with animals that are basically liquids (cats, ferrets)
Us Together:
How people finish each others thoughts
How everyone synchronizes their movements
How everyone says/thinks the same thing at the same time
How surprisingly smart people turn inexplicably stupid when together
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#humans are space orcs#humans are weird#humans are crazy#earth is space australia#humans are terrifying#humans are strange#humans are awesome#humans and aliens#humans are deathworlders#humans are space australians#humans are space oddities#earth is a deathworld#space australia#humans are confusing#if dangerous why friend shaped#human curiosity#the Waffle House squad#They did branch out intergalactically lol#academic research is bummer sometimes#I'd read random thoughts more on how interesting they are#happy new year everyone#2023 be kind to us
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Art delayed due to me losing my glasses in a freak go karting accident. I'm not kidding, I am so blind without my glasses, and I only have my prescription sunglasses now.
Here's what I was working on, and very much intend to finish once I have new glasses.
This is referencing the classic baphomet pose, btw. I guess you can also see my current process with this? I've been working with lighter to darker colours, making the shapes cleaner as I go. It also means the colours look nice.
I am furious that I can't currently do the cross hatching I like, without my glasses. I have to be literally 10cm from the pages to draw accurately. Literally FINALLY got to a point in which I'm happy with an art piece, and now I CANT DRAW IT.
#went go karting for my friends bday and had a great time#sad that i cut it short by losing my helmet glasses and hair net in a crash#those helmets were DANGEROUSLY loose. i was wearing the smallest size. ive left a scathing review and reported them to work safe#the helmet issue is the tip of the iceberg with safety there#anyways lol#dungeon meshi spoilers#almost art#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#winged lion#religious imagery#cw religious imagery#cw caps#idk why ryoko made him so shapely but it gives me more places to add excessive detail so i dont mind#dungeon meshi fanart#delicious in dungeon fanart#winged lion fanart#i was second by 0.2 seconds btw. i swear on my life i wouldve won if i didnt almost lose my head
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“YTEIXNA tog s’tI”
#please for your safety Do Not Pet!#carrie needs one of those dog vests that say ‘NERVOUS’ on it#ask#in all seriousness#it would take a LONG time for carrie to start trusting you#but once it does it can actually be quite affectionate#this is all lighthearted btw I think it’s funny how much everybody want’s to pet carrie#it’s literally the ‘if dangerous why friend shaped?’ vibe
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I like to think if you did an x-ray of gear 5 Luffy he wouldn't have any bones just a bunch of red goop inside a rubber skin suit
expect his teeth ya know for that extra layer of WTF is this thing.
#monkey d. luffy#one piece spoilers#one piece#gear 5 luffy#it tastes like strawberry#my friend called G5 the no bone zone and its kept me up at night#I need more of Luffy being a eldritch creature but still friendly#WG “he's dangerous and could kill us all” all the SH allies “if dangerous why friend shaped?”
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Are you excited for terrifier 3 ? I actually love that it is doing so good at the box office right now! That actor is so fuckin good at physical acting dude! He's so creepy without a single line.
IM SO PUMPED i have to wait till it’s on streaming though unfortunately 😞 my entire ig feed is just terrifier shit right now and honestly it’s the only positive escape i’ve have lately im actually watching the first one on tubi right now while im on break 😅
#art is my fave modern slasher#and i just think he’s so cute#like not in a i wanna fuck him kind of way#like when he’s covered in blood and has that giant goofy fucking smile on his face and she just look genuinely so happy to be covered#like it’s so fucking cute I legitimately want to give him a hug#he’s the epitome of that mean about the bears#where it’s like ‘if dangerous why friend shaped’ or whatever#like he just genuinely makes me happy every time he’s on screen#i guess i have a type
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LOOK LOOK!
They’re brothers :3
#charlotte rambles#i went to the zoo today#it was pretty fun#food was hella expensive tho 😭#at least i got to feed a giraffe :3#and the cheetahs are brothers too#if so dangerous why cuddly and friend shaped :(
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Not a thought in his head
(Move your hand a fraction and he's flying forwards to bite it)
AWWSKHDJFSKFJEHISUFS babey ...........
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His salt shaker evaded my attention until I was drawing his belt
#i love bob so much#bob#bob velseb#spooky month bob#spooky month bob velseb#spooky month fanart#fanart#i love his sweater#if he'd a dangerous serial killer why is he friend shaped?????#like come on he looks like he gives nice warm hugs#AND HE COOKS FOOD#HE COOKS GOOD FOOD#HOW IS HE NO SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIEND????#consciousexeart
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sort of inspired by @sodajerk ‘s lil mousekat keychain design, i wanted to do something fun and colorful and mousekat has been on the brain for me recently so!! funny animal time :3
eyestrain-y version under the cut!
#danger days#ttlotfk#killjoys california#mousekat#eyestrain#i swear every time i draw mk they look different 😭#anyways like i said#sort of inspired by sodajerk’s drawing with like the abstract shapes in the background and the mousekat head#which is why i wanted to mention it!! because that was an inspiration#but i mostly just wanted to draw mousekat my friend mousekat i miss uuuuuuuu my dear friend#very silly and simple but i had fun & the colors turned out nice i think#giving them g3 mlp eyes :)#gee mousekat for being a mascot for a colorless soulless mega corporation you sure are nonbinary and brightly colored and full of heart#the riso version is like. i tried ok#ik it doesn’t look that good. but i tried
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