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disgracefulthings · 3 months ago
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Bai Zhan Disciple: Your mom a hoe!
Luo Binghe: HOW DARE YOU!
Shen Qingqiu, thinking: This cannon fodder is about to learn why no one disrespects the protagonist's adoptive mother
Luo Binghe: YOU SHALL PAY FOR INSULTING MY SHIZUN!
Shen Qingqiu, spitting out blood: Since when am I your mother!!
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moldy-flowers · 5 months ago
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The interesting experience of being pro Sasuke, anti konoha, pro tobirama, anti Naruto ending, pro Sasusaku, anti Itachi, pro Sakura, anti SasuNaru, pro Tobirama×Izuna, anti Madara, pro karin, anti Orochimaru, pro Uchiha and anti Hashirama. And also as much as I hate the guy danzo was kind of hot when he was younger...
#I FEEL ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY THAT I COMPLETELY RESPECT SNS TO THE ULTIMATE DEGREE AND I AGREE WITH THEIR SHIPPERS ON MOST THINGS#BUT THE SHIP STILL KINDA PISSES ME OFF IDK WHY IM SORRY IT JUST RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TRIED TO LOVE IT I REALLY HAVE BUT I CANT#AND MADARA HAD SOME GOOD POINTS BUT I THINK ITS SHITTY THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CLAN AND THEN PLOTTED THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD#ALSO ITACHI HAD LIKE OTHER OPTIONS!???? WHY THE FUCK DID HE TORTURE SASUKE TWICE LIKE 😭😭😭#WHAT WAS THE POINT MY G WHY ARE YOU TORTURING HIM I THINK THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THEM DYING WAS ENOUGH DIDNT NEED TO GIVE HIM 500000 EXAMPLES#WE AS A SOCIETY DO NOT TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THE FACT THAT WHEN MADARA ASKED HASHIRAMA TO EITHER KHS OR KILL TOBIRAMA#TOBIRAMA GENUINELY THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THAT HASHIRAMA WOULD GO AFTER HIS THROAT FOR LIKE- THIS GUY WHO HE USED TO THROW STONES WITH!???#ITS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND SASUKES TRAUMA AND WHO LIKES SASUSAKU 😭😭#COS LIKE ILL 100% ADMIT THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS WRITTEN SHITILY AND SUCKED AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE BROTHERS#SNS HAS BETTER WRITING THAN SSK OR NRHN SOMEHOW???? ITS WRITTEN SO WELL PEOPLE GENUINELY BELIEVE THE ORIGINAL PLOT HAD SNS PLANNED#BUT ALSO SAKURA IS SO SILLY AND STRONG AND DID ANY OF YOU READ SASUKE RETSUDEN “Trapped by a body he knew perfectly”#OKAY SASUKE YOURE ON A MISSION??? CALM THE FUCK DOWN 😭😭#NO AND IN LIKE SSK FICS SASUKE IS SOME BAD BOY WHO JUST SMIRKS AND IS EMOTIONLESS AND SAKURA IS SOOOOO EMOTIONAL FUCK OFF YOU TWATS!!!!#SASUKE IS THE KITTEN!! SAKURA SO OBVIOUSLY RADIATES DADDY ENERGY YALL ARE FUCKING INSANE!!!#WHY DO WE GET KITTEN SASUKE IN EVERY OTHER SHIP BUT THE FUCKING CANON ONE!! AT MY FUCKING!!!! LIMIT!!!#FIND SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE COMPLEXITYS OF SASUKES CHARACTER AND UNDERSTANDS WHAT TRAUMA DOES TO A PERSON YET DOESNT HATE SSK CHALLENG#Uh oh I went a bit mad there hahaha#I REGRET NOTHING SASUKE DID NOTHING WRONG SAKURA IS GIRL BOSS AND THE NARUTO WORLD IS EITHER UNEXPLAINABLY VIOLENT OR FAR TOO FORGIVING#naruto#naruto shippuden#itachi uchiha#pro sasuke#haruno sakura#Pro Sakura#Sasuke Uchiha#sasuke did nothing wrong#It looks awkward to just go from all those long tags to the iddy bitty ones#Moldy-flowers#Kitten and daddy? Tf am i on about I've been watching too much game grumps shi 😭😭
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kingcunny · 9 months ago
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aegon ii is like. born to languish on opium forced to be a business major doing coke in a bathroom. To Me.
REAL and TRUE!!! aegon should be nodding out in an opium den… not rotting out his septum with coke 😔 what are we doing to our beautiful downers
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dirt-str1der · 24 days ago
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Random people put a like on my ryusen marriage post every once in a while this makes me happy i like ryusen
#Listen to my problems#actual s tier ship ...#the best most awesome ships in the fandom are ryusen and kohagen#a tier ships are kohaluna (shoukd be s tier but they dont have enough canon points) and mozgen#that one guy on twt who ships senxen like a maniac is fucking awesome also. and putting senku on top is actually more based than anything in#this life or the next. like yeah ??? yeah ??????????#until it becomes shotacon then sorry#but like GOD come on now#the reason why im not talking about tksn is because its in its own tier called tksn which is above everything else#actually stanxe is in the tksn tier too thats why i didnt talk about it#oh my god wait the reason why i like ryusen so much is because i see ryusui as asexual and senku as ... not !#waiter waiter ! more nonstandard pairings please !! wait i hope this post doesjt show up in the main tags im sorry#another ship i really love is kohahyo because like shes so cute and not even scared of him#i love shipping kohaku with men even though shes literally a lesbian to me because shes my comphet queen whos looking for a baby daddy#like if she cant have senku then she will pick gen but senku wants her to do it with tsukasa out of scientific curiosity but also kohaku#just existing as she is makes guys like her and i believe in my heart that hyoga has a soft spot for her cuz everyone does and shes the#baby of the fight crew (god she really is the youngest and tiniest member...) i say the fight team i literally mean only hyoga tsukasa and#kohaku because the three of them are always deployed together but i like to think hyoga has a little crush on her#like he has a little crush on gen too but because hes fun to bully and cute but for kohaku he wants to take care of her#and she will never fucking know because he will take this to his grave. sorry this is a ryusen post i love ryusen#what are the other good ships ... honestly joel and spiders is kinda.... OH MY GOD WAIT SPIDERS AND RYUSUI. SO AWESOME#i call her spiders because i used to cover her body with spiders but her name is minami and shes the reporter lady in love with tsukasa. my#favourite ryusui ships are with spiders and senku who are both madly in love with tsukasa (coincidence)#there was that one shipping chart i saw where everybody loves nikki and i thought that was funny as fuck like thanks ! true !!#i also like shipping gen with maya because i think he should sleep with as many people who can break his pelvis as possible. fandom bicycle#and ryusui gets to follow stanxe around because everyones his partner. i saw a fanart of him making out with taiju.. the scream i scrumpt...#but also yeah you need to commit to it or itll become lame and boring#i didnt talk about s/g because it sucks#anyway say congratulations to dr and mr stone for finally getting married congrats ryusen i dont even ship you two
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hamilando · 3 months ago
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ੈ✩ daddy playlist (smau) ੈ✩
pairing : f1 gird x leclerc! reader ( platonic )
summary: the leclerc sister causing havoc in the f1 driver’s life
tw : fluff; chaos, VERY SUGGESTIVE
fc : emma chamberlain
a/n : this was requested anonymously by an anon! I hope you like it and thank you so much for supporting me ! lysm 🫶🏻 the reader is gay, so don’t like it, don’t read it 🫶🏻 also, there are a lot of suggestive jokes, so please don’t read if you are uncomfortable
·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚
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babyn daddy's home chauffeuring these Lil girls
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lordperceval wtf are you driving a Mercedes !?
lordperceval haven't I bought like 10 ferrari's for you ?
lordperceval even Lewis is leaving Mercedes
babyn calm down, brother dearest, it's georgey's
georgey shame on all of you for catfishing in my car
albono I AS WELL also own a Mercedes 🙏
albono norris, you better be careful in track, the fuck are you sending my ugliest pictures on the net
norizz oh come on, if you are ugly, you are going to be ugly
max1 and not like you don't crash every now and then
colawithice it's the Williams' fault
chillijr that's why I am replacing you
colawithice and that's why I am replacing checko ✅
babyn YOU ARE GOING TO REDBULL!?
babyn OH MY GOD
babyn REDBULL WILL HAVE MILFS
babyn BOTH OF THE DRIVERS ARE DATING MILFS
norizz or they just have mummy issues
max1 and you have height issues
colawithice height does not matter, it's the girth
hamsandwich it's the looks 💪🏻
georgey why do you follow yn?
babyn WHY WONT HE!?
kikagnome the whole grid follows her
babyn except the drivers without talent and daddy issues
peirreneedsgas then why is Lando following you ?
norriz mate, last time I checked, I WAS THE ONE COMPETING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP
babyn and it was all too much for little Lando Norris
pastry we still are winning then constructors💪🏻
chillijr Ferrari will cover up
babyn only if they pass the radio in spanish from now on
georgey 😶
albono 😶
pastry 😶
lilyhye 😶
babyn LILY WHY WERE YOU OFFLINE
carmenvroom 😶
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babyn the only man I would ever spread my legs for -
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lordperceval you are not getting out of my sight anymore
lordperceval dare you leave the Ferrari garage
babyn I will go the McLaren garage
pastry oh fuck no, BIANCA IS NOT THERE FOR EVERY RACE
babyn 😔
max1 I will join you
babyn turning people gay since 01 💪🏻
babyn but before, give me Kelly
max1 you can very much take toto, thank you
kikagnome yn, babe stick to one person yeah ?
babyn stop flaunting your relationship with pierre
pierreneedsgas SHE DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING !
babyn your existence is enough
kikagnome why do I have you as my best friend again ?
babyn idk, sounds like a you problem
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babyn SHE FUCKING LOOKED AT ME !?
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norizz was it necessary to use me ?
babyn well yes, you are confused everytime
max1 thank God you will stay off Kelly now
babyn NEVER FROM MY FAV MILF
ollibear Bianca gave me her number
babyn TO YOU !?
olliebear what's so surprising ?
babyn YOU ARE WHITE AND YOUNG AND WELL A KID
olliebear YOU ARE WHITE TOO !?
babyn I AM MONEGASQUE
kingarthur sorry ollie, she failed her middle school
norizz she just looked
babyn itz the start of our marriage book, I have already made like 10 playlists
colawithice tell me you're gay without telling me you are gay
babyn you are LaTiNa
colawithice I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU
lordperceval every week, you tell me some other girl is going to my sister in law
babyn I WANT TO BECOME A WAG
kikagnomes ITS FRIENDSHIP GOALS CHARLES
pierreneedsgas wait what
babyn calm down french fry, you both only met because of me
hamsandwich please don't, we don't need another person on the grid with an age gap
chillijr I think being in the f1 world has a mandatory check of having an age gap relationship
albono ME AND LILY are very happy 😊
georgey so are we Carlos
rebecamour Carlos, I AM ONLY ELDER TO YOU BY ONE YEAR
chillijr I didn't mean it about us !!
rebecamour Aren't you an f1 driver !?
babyn he is not, he is unemployed
chillijr I am!! But we love each other and Y/N, STOP
babyn no one tells me to stop, I LOVE BEING IN COMMAND
chillijr Charles, control your sister
lordperceval Arthur, please do
kingarthur only maman can
hamsandwich well you could show this account to her ?
babyn ALL GOOD
babyn NO NEED
babyn I AM GAY AND HAPPY
babyn NOT SHARING ANYMORE
lordperceval I love maman
kingarthur so do I 😊
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babyn Kika, the first girl who I fell in love with, the girl who taught me how to wear heels, the girl who taught me how to make my boobs look big ( you kind of catfished pierre..?) and girl who has been with me since we were thirteen. happy 21 my love 😗😗
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kikagnomes finally I get some appreciation 🫶🏻😊
pierreneedsgas the only post I ever liked on this account
babyn says the man who got catfished
kikagnomes I AM NOT THAT FLAT
babyn OH PLEASE
kikagnomes WELL I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
babyn who will gladly lick the plate
kikagnomes PLATE !?
norizz this is the first time I have seen boobs being compared to plates
pierreneedsgas shut up norris
kikagnomes shut up lando !!
babyn love let's just continue on the gc ?
kikagnomes yes, I need to debrief as well !
pierreneedsgas debrief what ?
babyn how you only last like 3 rounds !?
pierreneedsgas HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW !? FRANSISCA !?
lordperceval 3 rounds is impressive !!
babyn not for an athlete
kingarthur sister, what more do you expect from a human ?
babyn like minimum 5 rounds ?
max1 Y/N, this is not a formula 1 race where you go for rounds with pitstops
babyn y'all are just old
hamsandwich it's not about being old !!!
babyn forgot there were 40 year olds who can't even do one round
colawithice you women don't know how hard is it to keep the hip movements going
georgey EXACLTY, WE HAVE MORE FLEXIBLE HIPS THAN SHAKIRA
carmenvroom ....
lordoerceval the silence says a lot more my mate
babyn Colapinto beans, I am more dominant in bed than you are begging to be rode
lordperceval EVERYONE TAKE THIS ON YOUR CHATS, Y/N, SISTER I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR SEX LIFE
babyn also Charles, work on your stamina mate, can't even go 2 rounds without panting
lordoerceval !? ALEXANDRA !?
alexmieux ... yn, love meet me NOW
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babyn when mom asks what me and that girl are going to do on a sleepover
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norriz at this point, you should sign up this account for onlyfans
lordperceval Lando, stop giving my BABY SISTER such ideas
babyn what makes you think I am not already there
kingarthur excuse me !?
babyn don't worry, I just sell your feet pics 😺😊
lordperceval the best investment from my money would be getting you a psychiatrist
colawithice give me some tongue tips
babyn milf not getting satisfied ?
colawithice you wish
chillijr telling your mom for future sleepovers
babyn telling reb about your Italy escapade
rebecamour Italy what !?
babyn nothing 🤭
rebecamour Carlos !?!?
chillijr nothing my love, she is just joking
chilijr STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FIGHT WITH HER !
babyn sorry, I just thought you liked mariella
rebecamour MARIELLA !?
norizz just informing that Carlos won't be online for some time because I saw him run after her in the paddock
pastry why are you so mean yn ?
lilyhye Mena in What?
lilyhye exposing an affair !?
alexmieux as she should !?
babyn loves, there was no affair
kikagnomes you nasty -
lilyhye those are some damn long fingers ...
babyn someone just expressed their desire @ albono
albono thank you very much and I can work on it without your interference
lordperceval why in the world have you put me there !?
babyn Alex is lucky you know ?
lordperceval what did mom even eat before giving birth to you !?
babyn dad
kingarthur Y/N !!!
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averys-happy-space · 2 years ago
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im rewatching bd and i have to get this off my chest
in ep 10 rei cheats on the rock climbing by using a small red hold in the beginning of his climb
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chosove · 25 days ago
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*tw!!! daddy kink!!! + a lotttt of size kink stuff!!! fem bodied reader*
I know he gets such a like…almost ‘selfish lover’ rep but in my humble daddy issue biased opinion, toji would 100% talk you through it like…
Everyone already finds him so intimidating, if not from his stature and general appearance, its his gruff voice and combative personality. He doesnt even mean to do it, he just always has that trademark scowl on his face that makes people afraid to say excuse me in grocery stores :(
Not you though, you still served him with your bright smile as he checked out of the store. You asked how he was and giggled at his flirty response of ‘why, ya wanna make my day better?’. I mean…other than his kids he never had people willingly make small talk with him, let alone laugh at his old man jokes.
Godddd he just gets so flustered when you look at him with your big doe eyes and say have a fantastic day :(
Thats why when he sees you on the dating app megumi downloaded for him (against his will), he feels his heart skip a beat. I just know he’s all nervous, thinking how dirty he is as a self proclaimed ‘old man’ finding such a pretty young thing attractive- i mean you could literally be his daughter. All these worried thoughts flitted through his head while he tried to decide, not realizing his thumb was just a littttttlllleeeee too close to the screen as he accidentally matched with you.
Oh.
Oh.
I mean it was an accident for him, but was it an accident for you? It couldnt be if you were texting him already, a message reading “hey there stranger :)” popping up on his phone.
And when you liked his simple response of “Hello.”, responding with “anything i can do to make your night better, toji?”, that couldnt just be a typo or misclick, right?
You made him feel like a teenager again, the butterflies he felt only becoming more intense when you asked him to come over n’ tell you in person :( he nearly jumped out of his skin trying to get ready, hands fumbling with that pinstripe button-up he’d been saving for something special (gumi’s grad or….i guess his first date in forever). It was only at times like this he wished he had someone to call to help him chill out.
Maybe after tonight that’d be you though? He hoped so at least, and even when you pulled him into your apartment, pushing him on the couch while he stuttered about getting to know each other first, he knew you were the girl for him.
It did take a while for him to actually get up to your speed- he didnt wanna break you or anything. You were just so, so desperate for him, tugging at his shirt while you grinded your clothed cunt against his beefy thighs, filthy words coming out of your mouth only making it harder for toji to take it slow with you.
“God you’re so big toji, feel like even jus’ your fingers can split me in half.”
“Couldn’t stop thinking about you, knew you’d treat me better than all the guys my age. Ya gonna fuck me right toji? Please?”
“C’mon toji…know you wanna breed me, bet it’ll only take one time for me to give you a baby. D’you want that daddy?”
It was no later you said that word that he was picking you up, throwing you onto the tiny mattress your studio apartment held. Yeah, he definitely wasnt getting out of this alive- but neither were you judging by the way his big hands began to unbuckle his belt, unzipping the pants you so graciously left a giant wet stain on, the outline of his cock in his boxers making your mouth water.
“See what ya do to me, pretty?” His deep voice spoke, one hand giving his throbbing dick a few much-needed strokes while he stared down at you like a wolf. “Nothin’ to say anymore, hm? C’mon, i liked hearing it all.”
He hadnt even pressed himself against you before you let out a whine, his hands resting themselves on your sides already being enough to make your hips jump. If it weren’t for the fact he was now intent on hearing more of those pretty sounds from you, he’d have let out a whine himself from how soft your skin felt against his worked hands. And when he slowly pulled your panties down your thighs, clenching his jaw at the sight of strands of wetness sticking to your pussy, he nearly came in his pants.
“Poor girl, bet this sweet pussy hasnt been treated right in forever hm?” The question nearly brought tears to your eyes, both from the truth of it and from the fact he began to thumb at your glistening cunt, the rough pad of his finger being the exact pressure you needed on your pulsing bundle of nerves. “T-toji i might cum alr-”you began, but you werent able to get your sentence out before his hand came down to slap against your cunt.
“What happened to my good girl from earlier? Y’know not to call me toji, little bird. Whats my name?” He whispered against the shell of your ear, fingers covered in your wetness now coming to play with your hard nipples.
Clinging to his shaggy hair like it was your lifeline, you nearly cried out as you came undone for him, the desperate moan of ‘thank you daddy’ falling from your lips. He smiled as you writhed below him, your body convulsing while he let you ride what would be the first of many orgasms that night.
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isimpoveryou · 11 months ago
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oscar piastri x reader
fc: avantika vandanapu
{𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓}
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lovingf1wags Y/N L/N today at the mean girls premire
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user01 SHE'S SO G0RGEOUS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!(
user02 can oscar fight? like seriously?!
user03 mommy?!?!
user04 OSCAR YOU ONE DAMN LUCKY MOTHER FUCKER
user05 i know oscar is a rather private person but if i was him my whole damn instagram would be dedicated to y/n l/n
user06 SO REAL!??!
user07 NO CUZ I WOULD TOO IF I DATE THE Y/N L/N
yourinstagram ✔︎
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yourinstagram mean girls premire 💞🎀🌸🐩💟👚🍨
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user01 SHE'S SO AGHSJSUDUUDD
user02 mommy?!
alexandrasaintmleux pretty girl 🫶🫶🫶
yourinstagram awww love you alex
user03 SHES SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
user04 LITERALLY?!? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! CAN OSCAR FIGHT?!
oscarpiastri 😍😍😍😍
yourinstagram 😘😘😘
user05 i cant believe we lost to a guy that vroom vrooms in circle for a living
lilymhe right?!?! its so unfair
alex_albon 🤨🤨🤨
yourinstagram LILYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
yourinstagram ✔︎
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yourinstagram get in loser we're going shopping @mclaren
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user01 literally us : 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
user02 ANYTHING FOR Y/N
user03 MOMMY?!?!?
yourinstagram yes child?
user03 INXJIZJIAKWJSIIZSJSJSIS
user04 does that mean oscar is our daddy?
lilymhe lets drop both alex and oscar, date eachother instead
yourinstagram 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
alex_albon @oscarpiastri are you seeing this?
oscarpiastri i pretend i didnt
mclaren our fav papaya girl 🧡🧡🧡
yourinstagram @landonorris TAKE THAT!
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oscarpiastriupdates ya'll in y/n comments "can oscar fight" UH YES?! HE'S FUCKING JACKED?!?!
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user01 OSCAR?!?!?
user02 i wanna put bows there
oscarpiastriupdates me too girl me too
user03 DAYUM OSCAR 'JACKED' PIASTRI
user04 y/n or oscar correct answer wins
user05 both
user06 both
user07 BOAF
yourinstagram why wont these damn app swipe right?!?
oscarpiastriupdates OMG?!?!?! IM DREAMING!??!?!!
oscarpiastriupdates maam tell him to spill his work outs
yourinstagram ✔︎
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yourinstagram he certainly can fight
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user01 I CANT BELIEVE I LOST TO A WHITE BOY
oscarpiastri My pretty girl, I love you ❤️
yourinstagram Lover boy, I love you more ❤️
user02 someone please run me over with a car they're so cute 😭😭😭
user03 MY PARENTS
user04 after seeing THAT pict yeah this man can fight us all
user05 i mean he is OSCAR 'JACKED' PIASTRI
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gamblersdoll · 4 months ago
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heybae i got a request that’s been on my mind 😩 so like, imagine mha pro-hero boys s/o wearing pheromone perfume for their date and them not being able to get it together 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
+ their s/o being clueless to why theyre acting like that🗣️
teasing, heavy smut intended themes, grinding, groping, light shocking, mind control , daddy kink. denki, kirishima, izuku, bakugou, shinso
izuku had the best smell ever, sure you rolled it on your neck and wore the dress that he loves— and it only smells like shortcake to the naked eye and nose, but for him? you smelled different, his arks wrapping around your torso and nose buried into your neck.
“smells good.. which one is this?” he mumbled in your skin, softly nibbling at the flesh until you responded. “you best answer quickly—“
“its a new one, zuk.” you giggle, trying to pull away and look alright for the eyes of the public. what you worry is if izuku was all over you, would his rankings drop?
“well i gathered that, baby.” he sarcastically says, a hand on your thighs and he grips— hard. “we wont be out here for much longer, ‘kay?”
“we just got here… why do you wanna leave so early?”
bakugou knows of the pheromone perfume that went viral, yet he doesnt know what it smells like exactly. all he smells on you is something savory in his nose, even if it was sweet. “nope.”
“no what?” you innocently ask, leaning against his shoulder and holding his hand. you know he smells it, his knee bouncing when he gets nervous or aroused.
“you know fuckin’ what, brat.” he growled to you, trying his best to keep his composure and not eat you up here— because thats all hes thinking about. “you wore the good smelling perfume you got, and you know damn well you smell too good.”
“what perfume? most of the perfumes i have are mists or oils.” you giggle, putting a hand on his knee.
“you better move your hand or im going to fuck you up.” he deadpans, his hand gripping your hip and sliding up to the side of your breast. “if yer’ gonna play dumb, fine— but let’s remember i dont care about fuckin’ in public.” he reminds.
denki just shifts all the time, pulling his sweats or jeans down and hes got a fist on this lap, every now and again hes softly punching his lap when youre not looking (he does this because ‘it helps the boner go away.’)
“you okay, honey?” you asked, holding his hand and kissing his cheek, he never not responds, but he feels like hell when you get so much closer.
he tilts his head back away from your face, watching his adams apple bob when he swallows. you get into his lap, he groaning and putting his hands on your hips. “denkiiiiiii, whats the matter, baby?”
“we gon’ fuckin fight.” he looks to you through his lower eyelids. “you got that phe-pheromone shit, didnt you?” your core tightens, his voice becoming deeper when he keeps his head back.
“what for? im not even wearing perfume.” you giggle, cradling him and having each leg on his side.
“oh, so im delusional?” he shoots his eyes to your face, hands groping your breasts pulling the shirt and licking his lips. “if you think im delusional, say that.”
“kaminari— we in public!” you whisper shout, trying to move his hands but he swats you away.
“oh, nowww we’re in public?” he dramatically says, tilting his head back up and sucking on your collarbone. “always touchin me and shit.. now im going to touch you, mama.”
you hiccup, a whimper from your throat and he presses his hips up against your heated folds. “kami—“
“fuck, smell so good, sweet thing..” he growls, taking his finger and a small zap hits your thigh. “hehe, feels good, doesnt it?” he asks, licking his hickey that he left on you. “finally got cher’ zing, ma.”
kirishima is a mutt, anything that smells good on you, he bites and drools on your skin to see what smells good. usually he would try and do that— but this time he had to keep his hands to himself. “pleasepleasepleaseplease..”
“hm?” you turn, peering your eyes away from the movie.
“please let me bite you, please beautiful. promise i wont bite so hard again, i swear.” he whines, getting closer to you in the movie theater seats. “you smell so good, pretty please?
“i smell good ?” you question, him shaking his head yes fast and he reaches in for a bite, but you pull away. “what do i smell like, kir?”
he pauses, not really knowing how to describe the scent, but he swallows thickly. “.. i dont know how to describe it.” he whines, pressing his hands on his lap and he groans. “please, just one bite.”
“if you cant tell me what i smell like, do you think you deserve it?” you tease, getting a little mean with him and he pouts.
“you smell like pears.”
“still not getting one.”
shinso has stolen your perfume before and tested it on himself, but he didnt realize you had also worn it around him. it makes sense, one day on a coffee date you both get stares from people around you.
“do you have something on you?” he asks, drinking his own hot coffee versus your frozen. “i can know when you’re lying.”
“mmm..” you hum, slurping through the straw and looking away.
“princess,” he says, activating his quirk and having a hand on your thigh. “are you wearing that perfume that got you ravaged last time?”
“yes.” you say, feeling his quirk disappear and bite your lip. damnit all, and his stupid manipulative quirk. “you dont have to always use your quirk on me, meanie.”
“you like when i do though, princess. especially when i have you tell me how you want to get fucked.”
“shinso— in public!” you remind, him shrugging and smirking to you. “keep your voice down at least!”
he gets into your ear, a hand on your tummy. “do i have to remind you who your talking to?” he warns, watching your head shake no. “oh, because what i think is you’ve forgotten who i am.” you try to open your mouth, but he clicks his tongue. “whats my name again?”
“sir.”
“no, no, no..” he coos, a hand in your hair and his fingers scratch your scalp— a warning he might pull your hair. “whats my name , or do i have to have another session with remembrance?”
“daddy.” you mumble, a heat to your face and you turn your head away. “youre a fuckin perv.”
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deathmetalangel · 8 months ago
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HARDLY SEEMS FAIR
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robby keene x fem! reader
warnings: "casual" relationship", swearing, arguments, crying, heavily ldr coded, implied hookups, slut shaming, cheating, angsty
“in what world is that fair robby?"
oke so this is kinda a retconnned chapter from my wattpad book that i'm just extending and making more ambigious instead of clearly x oc. i hope y'all like it tho. i am sorry i have been gone for so long :(
Y/n plays with the ends of Robby's hair. He was laying with his head in her lap while they just relaxed in her room. It was calm, domestic. A small and very rare moment for just the two of them. No outside force would intrude and break their safe haven. There was no what if's that lingered in the air. Nor past resentments that hung over them like an ominous cloud determined to damper their moods. 
It was just Y/n and Robby. And that's all they'll ever be. No labels. She figured that much after the last time she'd brought it up. But she's become so full of him she can't even bring herself to care. She'd rather have what they have now, whatever it may be with him. Rather than risking losing him, and the routine she's started to build around him. 
She hums softly. Her mind far off. "Y/n?" She hymns in acknowledgement without turning her head. "Something happened this weekend."
He was lying. This had been going on for weeks. He had been having doubts for weeks. He'd been seeing her for weeks. "What happened? Another karate fight?" She wasn't the girl who got heartbroken. She was never the second choice. She got what she wanted. And she wanted him, however she could have him.
"I kissed Sam Larusso."
Y/n freezes. Her body betraying her as she tenses up. She has no right, she knows that. They were 'casual'. Just her and Robby. Non-commital.
"I mean big deal right? We were drunk anyways. Just felt bad not telling you. I know were not dating so it's really not your business, but don't worry about it. I mean we've fucked so often what does a kiss even mean?"
A kiss. To her it meant everything. An act of intimacy that they rarley ever shared. So innocent, so pure.
"Get out of my room Robby." Y/n mumbles, her voice above a whisper. The teen sits up from her lap and looks at her incredalously. He was only telling her to keep her in the loop. She didnt have the right to be mad. So why was she making a big deal about this?
"What?"
"You heard me. Get the fuck out of my room Keene."
He furrows his brows in a toxic coctail of anger and confusion. "Why? You can't get pissed at me for this Y/n. We aren't fucking dating. Don't get all aggro on me like you're some psycho girlfriend when you're a friend with benefits at best."
Y/n stands up and pushes the boy out of her room. "Get the fuck out of here Robby! If it didn't mean anything why don't you go fuck her then? Go whine about your mommy issues and daddy issues to her and leave me the hell alone."
"You have some nerve you know that right? Don't act all high and mighty now. You're a whore. Why the hell would I ever actually take you seriously when I can get everything I want without the label or work. You're easy, I could never do that shit with Sam."
Her breath was stuck in her throat as the boy she truly thought cared began to berate her as if she was a random person on the street. The boy she suffered for. The boy that was really never her's to keep. Y/n forces herself to wipe her anrgy tears and push Robby once again.
Y/n's hands were shaky, she desprately wanted to cry. To scream. To give in and give him the satisfaction of getting to her. "Oh so you can come over whenever you want, make me listen to your shitty life, and basically force yourself into my own life, but all that means nothing right? Well guess what Kenne. You kissed her, and she still doesn't want you!" She presses her finger into his chest while her voice level rises. "That same girl is still with Miguel. So just because you wanna jump ship and 'upgrade' doesn't mean she wants anything to do with you. Face it babe, you're just white trash."
"Shut the fuck up Y/n." Robby practically spits back.
"Oh, so you can disrespect me and belittle me in my own fucking room, but when its you its a problem? Grow up Robby. You're a man baby and a hypocrite. In what world is that fair Robby? Maybe in your little made up fantasy where Sam picks you and you leave me for dead. So go stay there. Cause you're sure as hell not welcome here."
Y/n throws everything he's given her at him. Every last peice a memory they shared together. Posters, drawings, braclets, anything that adorned her room. All of it thrown to him and crashing down like victims of a violent storm. Tears streamed down her face as he backed up to her door.
She opens the door for him and grabs his sweater and keys before shoving it in his chest. The boy watches her dumbfounded.
"Stay away from me Robby. Go back to some other slut that can put up with your baggage and shitty attitude for one night stand status. Because I'm done."
He looks at her, but there wasn't the girl he knew looking back at him. Not with how she glared, not with how she stood, and not with how she felt. Her eyes, the e/c irises reflected love, now they were dark. Harbors for her contempt. The grimace on her face was unforgettable. Especially as the last thing he seen before she slammed her door on his face.
Robby swallows the spit in his mouth, a hard lump of guilt not wanting to go down. He didn't think any of this would happen. He wanted her to care, but he didn't want to fight. His temper, his father's god forsaken temper, and his own damned ego.
He wanted what he had with her, with Sam. The girl next door with a rich family and big house. Like something out of a book. Not the girl that did whatever he said for the sake of making him happy. He really did want to just abandon her, didn't he? After everything.
Choking back his frustrations the boy marches down her stairs and lets himself out. He liked what he had with her, but he wouldn't fight for her. Guys only did that for the girl they want.
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princessbrunette · 1 year ago
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Ok walk with me.. SO one day reader was so needy for rafe and couldn’t wait any longer so she came without rafe being there so when rafe got home he was like why are you so wet? So he punished her or whatever but from then on he does like an every day pussy check.. like after he comes home from business he slides down your painties and if you didn’t touch it while he was gone he would reward you
I feel like this could apply to jj or john b to tho too
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the idea of rafe just approaching you, not even needing to ask anymore — just lifting up your skirt and slotting his hand into your panties is sooooooo. he’d even go as far as to do it in semi public when he didn’t get the chance to check you at home, pulling you into a private room and backing you into a corner like the bully he is :(
“rafey not now.” you mewl, tugging protectively at your skirt knowing he was seconds away from simply shoving your hands aside and checking himself. his mouth turns downward and he shrugs, looking around.
“you uh, got something to hide? what is this, lift that shit up.” he demands and you do as you’re told, lifting your skirt and pulling your panties to the side. he gets all in your space now, sliding his fingers through your folds with parted lips and a concentrated gaze. “you always this fuckin’ wet kid? jesus.”
“didnt touch it daddy, i swear.” you pout. he presses his lips together, eyeing you up deciding if he believes you or not.
“hm.”
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cloudluvrrr · 4 months ago
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a/n: rushed and bad im sick andi have to post chat 😔
boothill x preachers daughter
tw : religous themes, slight implication of freaky, erm bad and rushed, i didnt proof read either 😈😈
-Michelle pfeifer - ethel cain
Boothill was often out at night, his family owned a small ranch a little south of the small town you lived in. You knew of him of course, everyone did. He often did some petty crimes, smoking, stealing from people, getting in fights. He was troubled, often coming into church on Sundays with his family begrudgingly.
He entered the southern style church, looking over at the rows of towns people whispering amongst themselves. Hiding away what they've done before, as if attending could simply wash away the tracks of their sins.
Sitting there with a sour look on his face, as your father preached about how to repent and cleanse your souls seemingly being aimed at boothill. As well as informing the town that the yearly baptism & church picnic was coming, and for those who wanted to be accepted to speak with his wife.
Every time he entered the church he saw the back of your pretty head. All done up with a bow, in your Sunday best. He watched as you highlighted and taking notes in your white bible. Your flushed cheeks, the point of your nose, your soft tinted lips, the frills of your dress. You were the towns girl, always dressed in pretty dresses and on her best behavior. Like a doe, innocent, beautiful, graceful. Boothill was like a snake, with the temptation and promise of leading others astray. Poisoning them, leading them astray from the grace of god.
As his thoughts came to a close he saw everyone getting up, and the pastor finishing up his sermon. He was hunched over, hands in his pocket as a soft hand tugged on his forearm.
"boothill" your soft voice echoed in his head, 'she knows my name?'
"uh.. yeah?" he asked nervously meeting your eyes.
"your not going to get baptised?"
"Why would I? everyone in here is fake as hell, I like to enjoy my you-"
"you're going to hell" you interupt, your brown eyes looking up at him.
"You can't be saved unless you change, ya know." you say stepping back and hugging your bible. "Your loved, you got everythin' and you live like that"
"the hell you mean by that" he snapped, but before you answered your father pulled you away to tend to other followers.
"I told you not to speak to him" your father whispered as he lead to the others "I was helping" you whisper back.
"He's beyond help baby"
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He was out in his fathers wheat field, stargazing. A dimly light cigarette rest on his lips. His mind thinking of what you said, how he had everything yet he still rebelled. He tried his hardest to think of why, he shrugged it off as just wanting to be free from this shit small town.
His thoughts once more interrupted by a small hum, seeing you walking along the fence. Your hands behind your back, as you walked along the fence. God you were beautiful "hey!" he shouted getting up and standing on the other side.
The sweet sound of you hums stop as you look at him.
"made up your mind?" you ask looking into his eyes.
A fence between the two of you, a divide he placed a hand on the fence "fuck no, what you doin' out?" he ask looking around looking for any sign of your family.
"I like to go on walks"
"alone?"
"this town gossips like wild fire, if i do something it'll get to my daddy before I even return home. I ain't stupid like you" you say with an edge
"I enjoy my life" he scoffed putting out his cigarette.
"change is good"
"no it ain't"
"some times it is" you insist.
"why are you so insistan-"
"I want you to change"
"why? I'm a lost cause darlin' your daddy said so too" He added sitting on the fence
"...I don't think so, I wanna talk to yo-"
"the hell? why?"
"...I like you, your everything I'd like to be" your brows scrunching as you hear your own words
Your words hit him like lighting, you wanted to be like him. "why? You got everythin' your families perfect, y'all rich, you love eachother-" He could give you a million reasons why your family was so looked up upon.
"no, daddys.. Gone a lot, mama drinks, my kid siblings just do whatever daddy wants them too.." you said looking away.
'but I could tell that you wanted out of the family.'
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So began boothills journey to salvation.
He gets baptized, and for the first time he doesn't get tugged away from you.
The both of you are on a swing set, talking about the most mundane things. Your favorite food, his favorite color, your hobbies anything he could to distract you from the town.
it was often cute dates like this, at the dinner, the lake, anywhere.
yet
he was a bad influence, even if he was 'fixed'. He wanted to show you the world outside of the church.
So on one of the days where your father was out and your mother was drowning in her wine cabinet.
the both of you, sat in boothills twin bed drinking some beer he'd stolen from the local store.
Things got hazey from there, you didn't remember much.
Other than boothill slipping off your purity ring, and slipping off your sunday best.
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He'd become your world
Your everything
the very sin you'd had been protected from.
Your family had learned to accept him, and your friends envied you.
Yet he left,
just like that.
Packed his bags took his dads truck, and left.
You accepted it, moving on but always thinking of him sending him letters you were never sure reached him.
Eventually you dropped off the last letter along with the ring he'd made you, in his jewelry class
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Dear, Boothill
where did you go?
This is my last letter, I don't know if you get any of them. But I'm finally leaving you behind, like you did with me.
You're like a demon that follows behind me, a reminder of our time and our fun. I can't deny I didn't like it, made me happy.
It makes me happy,
Especially when you changed just for me.
And just for you to leave.
Did you even exist?
or
was it me?
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sorry if it started off good then slowly got worst i forgot where i wanted to take it, so YAAY i finished it tho :)
i havent been playing hsr but i will be pulling for sunday :D
actually ive been into the silent hill 2 remake and detroit become human :P
BYEYEEYEYU for now
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insidejiaqi · 7 months ago
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Sex for grades (kind of)
was not particularly the smartest girl in school in university. so i had to do what it takes to graduate
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i studied computer science in university. looking back, probably not the best choice for a dumb bitch like me. chose it cuz my friends chose it too. and the bunch of nerds around me were just not it. creeps everywhere.
in my first sem, there was this particular project based mod and i could not understand anything the prof was saying. whats worse was my coding skills were close to non existent and my group mates were all experienced code monkeys.
i could tell my project mates were slowly getting fed up with me. they would assign me tasks that i would take so long to complete they end up just doing it for me. but i do try okayyyyy.
one night i was determined to contribute something. so i stayed late in school to work on one of the tasks assigned to me. i convinced one of my project mates to stay with me. he was the kind of an awkward looking nerd that wears specs. the only woman he ever talked to was probably his mom.
while i was trying to do my task, i would consistently rant out loud about how hard it is and why i keep getting errors. he heard me and came to sit beside me to explain the problems i had.
i leaned in to point at my laptop screen, acting like i was listening and got my boobs caressing his arm intentionally. i know he felt it as he suddenly looked a little uncomfortable. i could see his bulge starting to form. he carried on explaining the issues with my code but i wasnt even listening.
tbh, the plan was never for me to actually finish it. i just dont want to get complained for not contributing :)
"how about i do this and you do this for me?" i stretched out my arm to grab the big bulge in his pants.
he gave me the blank stare.
"come on, you do what youre good at, and i do what im good at. no one suffers"
"errrr"
i got on my knees under the table and started undoing his pants. it was just us there. i pulled out his dick and to my surprise, it was about 5 inches. for a nerd like him, his dick size was surprising.
"stop looking and keep typing"
he immediately looked up and continued working on my task.
I slowly pulled back his forskin to expose the dickhead and my warm saliva drip down on his sensitive virgin dick. he involuntarily moaned and squirmed as i started stroking, coating his dick with my saliva.
"fuck jiaqi, your hands feel amazing!"
"shhhh. less talking, more typing"
I leaned in to lick the head as i continued stoking. he kept moaning and the typing did not stop. without warning, his hands came under the table and forced my mouth into his dick.
"ohh fuck yesss jiaqii. i always imagined you as a naughty dumb slut. jerking off to your pictures when we were first grouped together. never thought it could be real. and now fucking your mouth feels 1000 times better. fuckkkk"
he held my head down for a good 10 seconds while he exposes dirtiest fantasies to me.
"now get up and let me fuck you over the table" he pulled me up by my hair and bent me over bent me over the table. he lifted my skirt and saw that i was not wearing any panties.
"wow seems like this was you end goal since the beginning huh. wanting that pussy filled quickly so you didnt wear panties?"
"nuuu..." he jabbed his dick into me before i could reply and started thrusting in and out.
"fuck you little dumb slut. its okay. i will do your homework for you if you continue being a good little cock sleeve. now call me daddy"
"yes daddyy... fuckkkkkk ughhh"
the thrusting continued as he added a few loud spanks on my ass as if it was not a public place. he was still an inexperienced nerd and just 2mins later he pulled out and shot his ropes on my ass and sat back down on the chair panting.
"heheh how does it feel to lose your virginity?"
"tiring... how was it for you?"
"heheh here is lesson 2. dont ask a girl that."
he was still trying to catch his breath while i started packing my bag.
"now get that task done for me alright? its due tomorrow", i whispered in his ear before leaving.
"yea sure dont worry about it."
I went home and when i arrived home, i got a text containing all the files required to complete the task.
from then on, he helped me do my work for the rest of the sem and i got an A. heheh
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Appreciate yall for reading my sexual recounts. Writing it gets me turned on as well. If you liked it, do give it a like and reblog!
Follow me on twitter at @jiaqi2602 for short snippets and uncensored content.
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nu1lst4rs · 8 months ago
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ggrahhb. i love them. will draw individual refs soon. promise. cross has jumped between nightmares gang and star sanses, and therefore is considered a neutral outcode in our au. so ill draw him later.
horror fws the trans community
Star sanses, neutral aus (p1), neutral aus (p2), extras
some headcanons under cut 3_^
warning there is alot of text
> nightmare (they/it)
DESI NIGHTMARE!!!! (this is blatant self projection.)
short. but they always manipulate their height when they're outside of their gang because they hate being short.
chubby because its ass is not used to actual food, and they have a really slow metabolism when it isnt negativity. and now that horrors "forcing" it to eat, they gain weight. fast.
intersex. not sure why i think this but they don't really have a sex, so. erm.
^ adding onto that their fluid in their expression. sometimes masc, sometimes fem, sometimes andro.
has those stupid ass hair curlers and uses leftovers for their tentacles
MATCHING NECKLACES WITH MY OTP AT THE CURRENT MOMENT. usually errormare or bsp. sometimes fluffynight. killermare if nihira is fronting.
also sugar daddy nightmare. its either rich as fuck or have no money at all. (this is kindve a crack hc)
> Dust (he/they)
leaning korean and thai mix for him. because i need to see more mixed characters.
wears pjs whenever he can. gets the most fucking stupid pj pants too. like hello kitty. comfort > style.
always dusty. mostly because he doesn't shower and smells like ASS, but also because they gotta live up to their name somehow.
TRANS MASC. dont care if you say its wrong. EVERYONE IS TRANS. (excluding horror and blue. allies!)
aroace spec 100%. most sanses are, but him in particular. would rather die than do any of the sappy bs. but wouldd love to have a partner. or maybe 3. wink wink.
"2 shorter than killer but gaslights killer into thinking he's taller
doesn't wear papyrus' scarf, but keeps it in his sleeve.
> Horror (he/him)
wanna hc him as native american. but i haven't exactly thought much about what in particular.
tall and bulky. after a lonnggg famine, horror developed an ED. where they stress eat until he's physically ill, or feeling less stressed.
doesn't need the bandages on his face, bur keeps them there because he hates the scar
little big bottom teeth. its something he developed due to the food conditions in HT snowdin.
as much as it happens, horror HATES having blood on him, so he wears an apron underneath his clothes and does the laundry often.
PROSTHETIC LEG!!!! it got stuck in a bear trap when he was in his old au, and alphys didnt really know what else to do. its not the best thing, but its reliable. killer likes to put stickers on it.
has a cleaver named maxine, and an axe called rex.
ace because i dont really think. yeah. gross. ew. intimacy.
> killer (he/they/it)
arabic. its almost canon at this point.
has a selection of knifes in his thigh thing if his magic backfires on them. favourite is its butterfly knife.
is legally blind. his ass CANNOT see. refuses to admit this.
acespec because like look at me. he can barely feel. i just think he'd love the idea of being in a relationship, and desperately want one. but know he cant be in one.
scars galore holy shit. is always somehow simultaneously sloppy and precise with his knifework. him and nightmare have a small rivalry to see who can get the most.
needs to have textures on his clothes. something to ground themself. like "oh shit we're dissociating." rubs pants aggressively. works for us.
transb... transverse...
also DID but this is hinted at in canon
HUh. okay wow that was alot. cres shut up about utmv for 5 seconds (IMPOSSIBLE) (I DIED AFTER 1 SECOND). anyways THANK YOU!!! i will post and draw stars and neutrals tomorrow maybe. just after some sleep because it is 2am. bye everyone 3.<
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pedge-page · 1 year ago
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Plushies 4 - Teddy
Joel Miller x F!Reader - Yet ANOTHER plushie fic, follows Cluster
Plushies Series Masterlist
Can be read as standalone
Summary: Joel buys you two toys: a giant teddy bear from Costco. And a strap-on dildo.
Warnings: omg where to begin- stuffed animal masturbation, stuffed animal fucking, humping, 69-ing a stuffed bear, sucking dildo, dildo riding, anal play, anal sex, double penetration, pet names, daddy kink, slight cuck!Joel behavior, pussy slapping, finger fucking, vaginal fluids, language, Joel's plush obsession gone too far
18+ ONLY
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He's shopping in Costco when he sees the absolute behemoth of a Teddy Bear. Standing 7 feet tall, 75 pound of cotton belly, AND $100 off? Joel stares up at the thing and instantly knows he needs to get it for his girl. He doesn't care how ridiculous he looks lugging it into the shopping cart, women in the store eying him curiously as he checks out, and the jealous stares of children in the parking lot as hauls it in bed of the truck and speeds off home.
It just needs one more accessory and then it will be perfect.
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Joel swipes his arm over the neatly made bed of squishmellows, not thinking twice as they clutter to the ground. He fetches big Teddy over his shoulder and slams its soft booty on the bed. The thing practically takes up the entire surface.
He hears you putting your purse and keys down on the counter in the kitchen. Quickly, he fashions his accessory to the bear before stepping away right as you open the door and are surprised to see him.
And a big fucking teddy bear on your bed.
"Joel! Oh my god!" You squeal giddily.
"You like it? This is Teddy's big brother. Like me"
"So the teddy you bought me for Valentine's day and I've buried in my pussy is...Tommy?"
Joel's hand twitches by his side as he stares at the bear. "Ok, This is Papi Teddy instead."
You kiss him on the cheek before jumping on the bed, legs spread like a starfish to latch yourself to the side. Joel laughs at how small you are compared to the monster. You wrap yourself around its side and smush your face into its dark soft curls, running your hands all over its body thinking about how Joel's hair is just as fluffy.
You go to sit in its lap to make Joel take a pic when you pause, noticing the hard thing between its chubby thighs.
"Joel. Why does this teddy have a strap on dildo?"
"Because he's a mature Teddy, baby."
Why can't I just have a normal fucking boyfriend who punches my stuffed animals' faces, you think to yourself.
"You spent $500 on a giant bear just so I could fuck it?"
"No. Of course not!" He exclaimed, hands on his hips. "It was on sale for $399."
"How much was the strap on?"
"... ok that was $79 with $20 shipping. Anyway, since you wanna fuck it so bad, go ahead. I didnt say shit. How did I end up with such a horny little girl?"
Sometimes you just wanted to slap him in his smug face.
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Being such a hornly little girl (with your equally perverted boyfriend) is exactly how you found yourself in your current position, wearing cute lacy lingerie and bent over the enormous leg of the teddy bear, hand wrapped around it's silicon pink cock as you took it in and out of your mouth.
"Look so good swallowing Teddy's cock." Joel says. He sat in the chair opposite of the bed and watched you, leaning forward to get every detail of the way you slobbered all over it. "Like it when ya make a mess like that."
You hummed contently, bobbing your head to suck on the tip, giving Joel the show he wanted. It was like being front seat to his own private porno. He's been resisting touching himself, his bulge pressing painfully against the zipper of his jeans.
You pussy throbbs with need at the scene, the pink jeweled plug Joel had placed in your rear twitching each time you felt the tip of the cock gag your throat.
"Straddle his face baby. Let Teddy get a taste of that pussy." You do as he says, pulling your lips off of him to position yourself reverse cowgirl on the enormous plush. Your thigh swings over his massive head, pressing your hips down.
"Oooooohhhhhhh, fuck Joel," you moan when his giant snout makes contact with your clit, mounting it like a horse.
"Not me, princess. Tell 'im."
"Ahhhh, OH , oh God teddy. Love riding your f-face."
Joel humms in content, watching you arch your back with each grind against the plush. "Get back to swallowin that cock with those pretty lips. Show him what a real fuckin nasty girl you are."
You push your hair back with one hand and grab the base of dildo with the other, wrapping your lips around the tip before inching it deeper. Your hips continued to hump the bears face, his massive nose parting your thong, through your folds. A guilty wetness smears against the fluff, its curls darkening to Joel's likeness from your juices.
"Yeahhh, oh baby, you should see yourself right now. Gagging on a big fuckin bear cock. My slutty little whore. Takin it so deep—yeah thats it— all the way. Put 'im in your throat."
You gagg around the plastic, holding your head there as your eyes squeeze shut. You knew Joel loved the feeling, so letting him watch it from another perspective would drive him crazy. You pull away and sucked a breath of air before going to jerk the cock with the copious amounts of saliva you had coated on it. Drool hangs out of your mouth, dripping to your tits and onto the plush but you didn't care. Not when the satisfying grind against Teddy's face brought you closer and closer.
"Wanna cum on Teddy's face, Daddy," you moan, putting the tip back in your mouth and hollowing your cheeks as your hips moved faster.
"Bet Teddy would love it. Do it, rub your slutty cunt all over his face."
Your pace slows with a long whine, eyes closing as your moan around the cock while cumming.
"Fuck, that's so fucking hot, baby. You're a goddamn dream, ya know that?" He groans, leaning back and pressing his palm to his crotch to finally put some pressure on his tented dick.
Your orgasm had barely finished before you were picking up speed again, humping your Teddy's face with your fresh arousal. Your hole twitched against the anal plug. "Daddy, need you to take care of me."
"Ah uh. Teddy might not be able to cum in you like I can but his cock still needs some lovin' from that tight pussy of yours." Joel stands and walks close to the bed, no shame in rubbing his cock through his pants. You whine at the sight, rubbing your pussy faster.
"You makin' a mess over here yet?"
You proudly lay back from Teddy's face and spread your legs, showcasing the large wet area on the stuffed animals face and the equally dripping arousal between your legs, swirling your clit with your fingertip and moaning loudly.
Joel ran his thigh hands through the matted wet fur of the bears face. "Fuck yeah, good girl, good fucking girl." His other hand finds your puffy pussy, smacking your finger away as he drove two thick digits into your wet heat. He finger fucks you aggressively, marveling at your juices splashing against your thigh and down Teddy's forehead. "God damn, got me my own little pornstar."
You throw your head back, clawing to keep your own legs parted as he works your oversensitive spot over. He presses downward, feeling the bulge of the plug through your vaginal walls. Your juices leak down to the jewel, generously coating your puckered hole.
He quickly withdraws his finger, tugging at his button and zipper with a renewed sense of pace. "Get on that dildo and ride your new teddy bear."
Joel moves away to stand close to the bed as you flipp your leg around to straddle the plush's belly. You inch your hips lower, wiggling them slightly to entice Joel. He platfully slaps your ass, making you giggle. Your hand wrapping around the width of the cock to line up at your entrance.
A high pitched moan escapes your lips as you sunk down on the toy all the way to the base in one motion. Your lips find Teddy's nose as you adjust to the girth inside you, kissing it and tasting the remnets of your slick.
"Fuck me, princess," Joel coos, running his hand over the length of your back soothingly. You look stunning like this, the most gorgeous thing he'd ever seen. Is this what you always look like while riding his dick?
Gently yet sternly, you feel the pressure of his palm against your back, gliding along each ridge of your spin, urging you to move up and down on the dildo. You set off a slow pace, hands fisting the fluffy chest of your new Teddy friend, slick walls clamping down on both toys buried deep inside you. The plug in your ass occasionally nudged the tip of the dildo, making you whine. You felt very full, but not entirely too much. It was just perfect.
"How's Teddy's cock feel in your tight little snatch?" Joel guides your movements into a faster pace, now bouncing on the cock, tits jiggling with each thrust.
"Fuck, Teddy, feels so good inside me, fills me up so full." You glance at Joel who's licking his lips down at you. "Not as full as my Daddy's cock makes me feel," you add, smiling and biting your lip.
His lips clash against yours at the confession. Suddenly you feel your bralette being ripped off your chest. "Joel—" Your protest muffled by his incessant mouth, biting at your lips and sucking your tongue. You couldn't help but grind faster on the bear while Joel's fingers tweak your bare nipples and cup your swaying tits.
His other hand trails down your spine, swatting your ass. He tugs the thin fabric of the thong over your crack, pressing the anal plug further imside you. You keen into his mouth, tongue swiping his. His fingers honing on your hole, tapping it to remind you of its presence. He slinks further down to where you and Teddy's cock are joined together, your slick pouring down and staining the fluff below.
He feels your wetness at where your folds part to accommodate the pink length inside you. Hand now slick with your arousal, he inches back up to the plug, pressing it further inside you.
You gasp, breaking your heated kiss. "D-daddy, oh fuck... please," you cried, leaning forward, desperate to escape his pressure.
"You want me here?"
You nod, drunk on the need to cum again.
"Cum on Teddy's dick first."
You nod hazily again, arms propping you further up to recapture Joel's lips as he used the plug, tugging and pushing it inside your ass. Your hips move faster, now bouncing on your knees to get the tip of the cock to tap your g-spot inside. Joel loves how good you are at riding, always seeking your pleasure, knowing the exact angles to get yourself to cum.
Joel's fingers wrap around the exterior of the plug and pulls the base expanding around your hole and pulling it out. You cried out in ecstacy. "TEDDY oh—fu-fuuuccckk, s'good oh shit! M'cummin'—cumming on Teddy's cock! Yesyesyes, ughhh—teddyteddyteddyteddy—" you chant, cumming hard on the dildo, arms giving way as you crashed down on Teddy's chest, pussy grinding down against the plush surroundings as you floated in your orgasm.
Joel wastes no time, mounting you from behind, one knee pressing into the mattress with his foot planted directly next to the plush bear foot. You yelp as Joel pushes your body fully flush against the bear, the dildo sinking deeper into your cunt. "Hold on to Teddy, baby."
Your arms wrap around Teddy's middle. You felt a gob of slimy liquid fall directly on your puckered hole, gaping as it swallowes down Joel's spit. His hand spread your ass to watch it twitch, rubbing the tip of his cock to smear it all over, dipping inside ever so slightly before retreating, prepping you.
"Obedient little bitch in heat, just begging to get stuffed full of cock tonight. Gonna take both our dicks at the same time?"
You whine in the bears fluffy chest, wiggling your hips in the air to entice Joel's movements into action.
He lines the tip of his cock against your pulsing little hole before pushing in just the tip, your muffled moans being swallowed by the plush below you.
"So fuckin' tight, babygirl. Holy shit. Never gonna get used to this perfect little ass," He groans, eyes fluttering at the squeeze of your walls struggling to accommodate his length. While the dildo buries in your pussy was generously sized, it was nothing compared to Joel's girth and length, practically splitting you in half.
Teeth clenching into the fluff fabric, you swallow down a cry as Joel's hips inched further, invading your guts.
Joel let out a pained breath as he bottoms out inside your ass. "Fuck, princess. How you feelin'?"
"S-so-so f-mm-fuullll."
He leaned over your body, pressing his cock further into you, his belly slotting perfectly along your arched back. He brushes your hair away from your face to kiss your cheek.
God, you loved this man so fucking much.
He sits back up, aggressive hands seaking your waist as set a brutal pace, hips rutting into the fat of your cheeks.
Nevermind, fuckJoelfuckJoelfuckJoelfuckJoel—
You were trapped between the giant head of the bear and Joel's incessant pounding. Each drive of his hips push you down further into Teddy's softness, the dildo inside you plunging deeper, rubbing against the inside of your belly. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, tongue out panting like a dog, arms wrapped so tightly around the plush as you held on for dear life.
"So fuckin' good, oh my Fuck, you're an angel. Just a doll, takin' my cock like this. Getting fucked by your Daddy and your Teddy too—FUCK—sweetest little cunt and ass, my perfect little cock slut, so amazing, 'm so lucky, love ruinin' this ass—holy s-shit!"
The combined fullness of the dildo and Joel's cock inside you rubbed all the deepest, desperate parts inside you, filling you to the brim over and over again. Both cocks rubbing against your walls, their tips nudging, lengths pressing against each other through the membrane. You could feel a drop of Joel's sweat trickle down your back, his harsh almost pained breaths filling the room along side the obscene slapping of his hips against yours.
"You like this? Like getting pounded like the little whore you are?"
"Yes,yesyes holy fuck Daddy yes! Love getting railed by your big cock in my ass, Teddy deep in my pussy—oh fuck Joel 'm cumming!"
You clenched around both Joel's and Teddy's length as you came, screaming into air, uncontrollable shaking as you hump and grind your clit into the soft plush under you, tits pressing against its fullness.
Joel's fingernails dig painfully into the sides of your hips, stuttering his pace as the feeling of you clamping down on him. Brows furrowed, he let out a pained and long growl as he stills completely, cock pulsing, dumping a massive load of his seed deep inside you.
He slips his softening cock out of you carefully before collapsing on top of your sweaty back, sandwiching you between him and the bear.
"I love you," he whispers right into your ear, only for you.
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Afterwards, Joel cleaned you up with a warm towel, leaving you sprawled arms and legs draped over the bear in the same position he fucked you in, exhaustion preventing you from doing anything other than wince when Joel slipped the silicon cock out of you. He showered you in praise and sweet kisses all over your body, cradling you to lie on your back as he removed the soaked Teddy bear from the bed. He climbed into the sheet with you, after having tossed a few more plushies around your body to surround you in extra softness.
You slept for a few hours. When you awoke, your eyes adjusted the blurriness to see Joel luing next to you on his back, a squishy sitting on his chest as he playfully tilted it to brush again his nose, staring at it with a straight face.
"That one's cute. You wanna take him home?" You asked curiously.
"Well, I mean Kitty is there all by herself on my big bed, could use a friend..." he mumbled, not totally aware that you were watching him eye your stuffed animals on the bed. "Or that's the shit you'd say, right?" He added quickly.
You playfully pout with him, trying to hold a giggle. "He does need a friend..." You said, hoping to encourage this newfound softness of the man you love.
Joel nodded briefly before pausing his fiddling. "Kitty's a he?"
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Extended scene:
"Nah uh, I read all cats are girlies on the little machine at The Olive Garden."
"The what?"
"The little tablet thing at Chili's? Says all cats are ladies."
"You mean the true or false quiz that says: Calico cats are almost all female?"
"Yeah 'ats that one."
"That's ONE breed of Kitty Joel."
"I'd like to breed your kitty."
"I can't take you anywhere."
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Next: Piggy
Or more Teddy special
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☆ I keep telling myself to leave time between posts but I get too jittery I wanna post everything all at once❗❗
☆ Here's a family photo of sorts of the Ryans!
☆ I can go on and on about headcanons but for now I'll leave this as is
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☆ What I will do is sprinkle some dynamics between Aran and the rest of his family:
Alannah- seeing as she is the oldest, she is on his ass frequently 😭 when Aran was younger (12-15) he hated her, feeling that they both equally did stuff to contribute in the house but was patronized- he felt like his labor was overlooked by her and it pissed him off. By 16 his heart ripened a little bit and all it took was her helping him with a life threatening fever!! Wow awesome Aran!
Nora- closest sibling, that middle child bond runs between them HEAVY- she leeches onto him, to the pure anger of their dad, and tends to imitate him, for better or for worse 💀 while Aran is usually not even able to see his sisters all too often due to his job and his at home duties, when he can it will usually be with Nora.
Fiona- Aran is pretty protective of her, but she also gets under his skin. She is pretty much "daddy's girl" in the family, so she can and will snitch on Aran if need be. With that said, he can never truly be mad at her, she doesn't even know the true consequences that Aran gets from the snitching she just a baby. Aran will get the lights knocked out of him because of her but will still sneak her a cookie past her bedtime.
Kiera- has literally seen her like 5 times since she was born. Never has time to see her, since by 12 Aran was already given the house work and was working a job by 15. When he does see her, they just look at eachother like fish out of water.
Evelyn- despite the tough demeanor he wants to display, he is a big mama's boy. Aran was never a well behaved kid, but she always seemed to have patience with him when she was able to, and that in of itself was reassuring to Aran. Aran is only willing to help around in the way that he did because he knew it would lift a burden from his mom, who usually had to tend to her kids. He often felt himself keeping secrets from her because he didnt wanna hurt her. While he doesnt outright say it Aran loves his mom a whole lot and was pretty clingy when he was younger- when he got older, he would distance himself from her believing that the way he was would hurt her emotionally, especially when he would lash out during arguments.
Sullivan- ❗CW: verbal/ physical abuse❗ where do I begin 😭 Aran believes that his dad has a genuine grudge for him and him only, feeling that he is the only one in the house that gets punished for seemingly nothing (not that he wants his siblings to get the treatment he does, it just fuels his grudge theory). He is always at work, apparently. When he is home, it's to argue as to why Aran hadn't gotten anything done, why he is the way he is, and pretty much anything he could ramble on. There wasnt a discussion Aran had with his dad that didnt end in a screaming match, or if not, a physical altercation. He was often physically abusive too, instinctually hitting Aran with whatever was in his hands, or just his fist, when the argument occurs, usually doing field work. If it wasnt clear Aran hates this guy
☆Overall, the family became unintentionally neglectful of him, it kind of became easy to not think about someone as often when they're barely home, and with so much already happening in the house this made it even easier to forget about him
☆the reason the ages are dated so far back is because the last time Aran would see them all is when he is 17 years old, as he left the house to persue his boxing career in NY.
☆He still cares for his ma and sisters, he sends a real chunk of his paychecks to them, but cant bring himself to go back to Dublin, as he feels like he abandoned his family (Only Soda knows about this though, token drinking friend has all the knowledge)
☆sorry for the yap fest 😭 I got doodles
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