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Something I alluded to in this week's Ichi review was that while I've been invested up to this point, I haven't been as completely immersed as I had been with Undead Unluck or Cipher Academy, which both captured and held me from ch.1 all the way to the end
I decided to chase that and analyze why Ichi wasn't connecting with me the same way
Looking back at chapter 1, the thing that hooked me was the setting; a world where only women can wield magic, and do so by passing tests posed to them by monsters who embody the individual spells. Even ignoring the premise that a man manages to break the status quo, that core concept alone was enough to spark my curiosity
From there, each chapter continued to expand on that setting - giving examples of the types of monsters we'd see, teasing the process of finding and facing them, showing glimpses of the society built by the women who use magic, their tools and their fashion, but something was still missing
Every week I found myself asking "what are we doing this for?" What was the grander goal, and who was going to stand in the way?
It wasn't until the most recent arc with the introduction of the World Hater that I really got the answer to that question - one of the monsters, moreso than any other, wants to destroy everything. In turn, our protagonist, more than anything, wants to kill it - regardless of whether or not it would save lives, he just knows it would be fun. It's a fairly simple goal, but a compelling one nonetheless, allowing me to not only be invested in the setting, but now also in the plot
But something was still missing
And it was only during this chapter that I realized what it was. Desscaras, The Strongest Witch, faced with a situation that her strength won't help her overcome, chooses to be open and vulnerable, and suddenly that something wasn't missing anymore
I was finally invested in the characters
I thought Ichi was interesting enough, for sure, with how unhinged he was and the themes that his philosophy suggested for the series, but I didn't know what the intentions were for his arc. Desscaras was silly and fun to watch, but I didn't have a good read on how she would contribute to the narrative. Kumugi was the only one I particularly saw thematic potential in from the get, which is why I latched onto her pretty quickly, but it was clear she was meant to be a slow burn and wasn't going to be getting a ton of focus for the foreseeable future
In other words, everyone in the cast had an interesting hook, but no one had shown any real depth yet, at least not to the extent that I wanted
But now I can see it
The flaw in Ichi's philosophy that makes him reckless with the life that he supposedly cherishes so much, the weakness in Desscaras' heart that necessitated she become the Strongest in the first place, and the connection forged between the two of them
Granted, I also said from the beginning that I expected that sort of connection to come up between Ichi and Uroro, so it's not like I couldn't envision how this story would deepen its cast, but just imagining how it would do it and actually seeing it happen are two different things. Now that we're seeing the bonds deepening between two characters, we're likely to start seeing it happen with others more and more often, though likely still fairly slowly
Now that I have a clear picture of how the cast will grow, I can definitively get excited for it rather than just projecting a hypothetical that I hope to see
I think this is also why there are so many manga in Jump that I don't get excited about
I didn't care for Kagurabachi from the beginning because I didn't care about the setting, plot or characters. It was only during the Rakuzaichi Arc, which really started focusing on the characters, that I started feeling invested, but I still don't care about the setting and only slightly care about the plot. In the Samura Arc, though, I'm starting to care a bit more about the plot, and I can see a bit more of interest in the setting, but I'm still not there yet. If it can clinch that, I'll be all in
There are other factors that matter, of course - art style, pacing, themes, etc. all contribute to my enjoyment, but I can look past the art and pacing if everything else works, and I can only care about the themes if I like at least one of the previous factors
By analyzing my experiences like this, I'm getting a clearer picture of my tastes and how I define the quality of a work. Hopefully this framework will help me better articulate my opinions going forward and give me a better approach to appreciating what I read
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Daemon: I never really understood why people cared so much about their children until I got children myself.
Daemon, picking up eight-year-old Jon and Rhaegar: I've only known my twins for a month, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
#yes it’s very difficult for him to pick up two eight year olds atm but he’s making a statement. work with him.#daemon gets parents being protective of their children but he also never really GOT it until he got kids himself lets be honest here#resonant by syndrossi#house of the dragon#daemon targaryen#source: b99#source: brooklyn nine nine
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TMA - Chapters 101-110: Killing Jon is a national sport
Great news, everyone: we reached the 100th MAG and we’re officially in the second half of the TMA series!
We learned a lot until now, but there are still a ton of mysteries left, a Stranger to defeat, a ritual that will destroy the world, and a creepy puppet lady who (hopefully!) just wants to talk to Jon.
Let’s find out more.
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MAG 101 - Another Twist
Okay, I was expecting something to happen, but not this.
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Nikola Orsinov is the best
I love how funny, cute and creepy she is. She’s a perfect package of fun - and the British accent makes her lady-like too, so she’s even more adorable.
Do you want proof of that?
Proof one:
She talks to Elias like a well-educated lady
The way she repeats “So, Elias, can I call you Elias?” is hilarious
Don’t worry, Nikola: maybe the other supernatural beings call Elias “The Eye”, but for a nice lady like you, I think he’ll gladly accept to be on a first-name basis.
She talks to Elias as if Jon is a toddler
Proof two:
But sure, of course my dear! Why search for a weird powerful skin everywhere, when you have a skin full of wet cat energy to use?
And also, why not kill Jon? This season is entirely dedicated to supernatural shit trying to kill Jon.
Proof three:
She disses Jon like a queen for his bad skincare routine.
If the Unknowing fails because of Jon’s bad skin, I will die laughing on the spot and TMA will automatically become best series ever.
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Best Boyo is back for one reason and one reason only
And just when I asked myself if we would see a full skincare treatment, Michael appears. Finally, my boyo came back from… well, from wherever he was, I assume.
And why does he come back?
This is truly the season of supernatural shits trying to kill Jon! TMA is officially best series ever.
And what’s Michael’s reason?
He doesn’t want the Circus to win
He doesn’t want the Archives to win
He wants revenge for what Gertrude/the Archives/the Eye and his gang did to him
And speaking of this…
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The Great Twisting
The Distortion and its acolytes tried to do a “Great Twisting” - which seems like what the Unknowing is for the Stranger.
It makes me wonder: is this a normal thing, for these supernatural entities, to try and “ascend” into our world through some sort of ritual? The Distortion tried through this Great Twisting, the Stranger is trying to do the same through the Unknowing: when will the Eye try to do the same? Did it already?
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Gertrude’s plan and Michael’s role
Gertrude’s plan to stop this Great Twisting was simple yet effective: she forced the Distortion to incarnate. She gave it a physical body. And that made the entire ritual fall apart.
Makes sense. The Distortion is a force of the unknown, something unidentified: tying it to an identity, something clear, goes against its very essence, so it's understandable it would fail to "ascend" as Great Evil Godly Terror of Lies and Deceit and Unknown or whatever.
Now, I know Michael said that poor Michael Shelley (we finally got his full name!) was “disposable” and that’s why Gertrude sacrificed him… but honestly, I don’t think that.
Sure, Gertrude was probably ready to do anything to stop the Great Twisting and she was willing to sacrifice Michael Shelley. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t trust him.
If I were her and if I had to stop a powerful godly horror by giving it a physical body, I wouldn't pick someone just because he's "prepared" and "disposable". Even the most prepared guy could crumble and fail on a mission - or decide to not get the job done and run away. And disposable people are not a guarantee of success.
My main criteria would be to find someone I can trust. Someone I know won't mess things up. Someone who will follow my map to the end, do what he has to do and be strong enough to deal with the godly horror for years and years to come. Someone I can leave with the Distortion, knowing I can trust them with said god.
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Becoming VS incarnating
It’s really interesting the difference in how the Distortion talks about the Great Twisting…
… vs how it’s like being incarnated:
Once again, it makes me wonder: is this what the Unknowing will be for the Stranger? A “joy of becoming”, something “crossing the threshold” into itself, as if the ritual is making the barrier between our world and theirs thinner? It’s fascinating to imagine how it would make an entity feel so good, so complete.
While speaking of incarnations, Jude, Michael Crew and even Jane Prentiss seemed to imply it was a great, marvelous feeling: they all talked about it as being finally complete.
But the Distortion describes it as something unpleasant. Could it be because the incarnation was being “forced” and not requested by the Distortion itself? After all, the Distortion wasn’t searching for Michael Shelley: it was Michael who went into it.
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Micheal’s identity crisis
This backstory explains Michael’s confusion regarding his own identity much better, as well as why he keeps referring to himself as Michael, but also not as Michael. And it makes clearer why Helen resurfaces while Michael sinks in.
In a way, it kinda reminds me of a DID system, with personality states who are all part of a whole, but also moved by their own feelings and ideas. The Distortion seems to work the same way, even though the people inside it are not the ones they once were, but only shadows of them.
Speaking of Helen Richardson: when I checked MAG 47 to remember a bit about her, I noticed the first thing she did, was to draw a map. A fucking map of the Distortion she shows to Jon.
Could this be the reason why she managed to “resurface”? Because she also had a map, like Michael Shelley? That would be very cool.
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Peter Lukas is back again
I knew these goddamn Lukas were always here, playing a role alongside the Eye and the Archives. Now we see another confirmation: Peter Lukas helped Gertrude against the Twisting.
Soooo… should we trust the guy? I don’t know, this family is too suspicious at this point.
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The only one!
And finally, for the first time, a supernatural entity gives Jon a compliment.
After being told he’s a bad choice, he’s stupid, he’s rude and his skincare routine sucks, finally a supernatural entity tells him something nice.
Sure, it’s in between the “I’m going to kill you” discourse, but still counts.
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MAG 102 - Nesting Instinct
I can’t believe it: is Jon finally realizing Elias does nothing besides sitting on his lazy ass?
JON ACKNOWLEDGES ELIAS IS USELESS! The world is beautiful and I can’t stop laughing.
Ahahaha, he “overreacted”! He killed him live on tape and that’s what he considers “overreacting”! Oh my gosh, Elias, never change <3
But let’s put Elias being amazing on the side: we finally have more clues regarding the Unknowing! And it’s as fascinating as I hoped!
So, it’s a dance, with dancers and a “prima ballerina” (aka the “Danseuse Étoile”) which is our favorite creepy lady Nikola. This explains the skin too: of course, since it’s a ballet they’re staging, they need the right costumes and everyone should follow a specific role, do the right steps and keep the right position. I really want to see this ballet taking place and find out how Jon is going to stop it.
Ooookay, so Jon is getting omniscient superpowers. Which is good if you’re the Eye, but not so good if you still want to keep a semblance of humanity.
I said Elias appreciation time was over, but I lied: it’s always Elias appreciation time.
Also, bless Melanie for trying everything to kill the motherfucker. She has more balls than everyone else, I stan her. But I also stan Elias being alive and being a bitch, sorry Melanie.
So Jon calms her down, thus proving he’s now Elias’ bagman. They’re a weirdly powerful couple and I would love to see them together in action. But I also know that Elias loves sitting on his ass too much, to get up and be a man of action, so if they pair up together, I imagine Jon would be left on his own to deal with cosmic powers that want him dead. And since I don’t want him dead, it’s better if he’s paired with someone who can properly defend him.
But hey, I suppose my worries about his life will soon be over, because his cosmic, omniscient powers are growing even more. Now, he’s able to understand languages he never spoke before. I was just asking myself why this statement, when he revealed it was all written in French. Nice way to surprise the reader, Mr. Sims.
Okay, so the Hive (and its ilk) is part of the Filth. Gosh, I fear I will soon need a chart or a table of sorts, to put together every entity into their respective “family”. But I’m also scared to search for one now, because I don’t want to get any spoilers.
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MAG 103 - Cruelty Free
A statement about an evil, supernatural pig - possibly connected with the supernatural meat. But also not, because pigs can and will eat you, if you stand still a bit too long, supernatural or not.
And I’m pretty sure of that because my uncle has pigs. Luckily for him, his pigs have always been big cowards and run away as soon as they see a human getting closer to the pen. But considering how voraciously they eat and how easily they can break open fruits and vegetables, no matter how hard they are… yep, they would easily smash and crunch human flesh as if nothing.
So no, this statement isn’t much scary, but rather something that might happen anywhere, anytime.
Well, aside from the weirdly demonic possession that pushes you to open the cage and weird long gazes from a pig who wants to either kill you or become your bestie. I definitely didn’t expect the evil pig to snuggle with Mr. Anderson like a house cat. It was funny, though.
And right after that, we get a glimpse of how Jon’s omniscient powers are working (he knows Kurt Anderson will be useful) and especially how his “persuasion powers” are working.
I’ll admit it: it was pretty cool to see Jon release the wet cat energy, make his question and get the exact answer he wants. And yes, I know this shouldn’t be a good thing, because it only proves Jon is connecting to the Eye even more… but it’s so cool! He asked Kurt his darkest secret and used it to bribe him for those documents and he did it so well! Urgh, I know I should be scared for him, but the coolness is too much to ignore it.
Oh my, the best action couple is back! So Jon talks to Daisy in the tunnels beneath the Archives, because Elias won’t see them there. Why?
Oh my gosh, Elias does something in his life. He schedules. Schedules what, how much time he’s going to spend doing nothing, aside from watching everyone with his Eye powers?
Here it is, the constant of this season: everyone wants to kill Jon. If this man survives this season, he will survive everything.
Killing urges aside, Daisy will take care of things while Jon is away dealing with shit. My question is: why are you going away without telling anything to your colleagues, Jon? Hadn’t you realized you have to cooperate with them? Still trying to protect them from you and Elias, by keeping them away?
But I can also understand his choice: his colleagues all work there and if Elias can see and listen to everything, I don’t think there’s something that stops him from looking into their minds and simply knowing of Jon’s plan.
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MAG 104 - Sneak Preview
Oh my gosh, I was expecting Tim’s mental breakdown maybe, but not some of his background! And I wasn’t expecting to find out that Tim had a goddamn brother and he lost said brother to the Circus, because another evil clown stole his skin!
Again, this explains a lot: why Tim came to the Institute, why he knew about Robert Smirke’s architecture… and I’m afraid it tells us a lot about his future too:
If Tim had a “DEAD” sign on his head before, now the sign is flashing too. Tim is basically dead. RIP Tim, it has been a pleasure and an honor to know you.
But before dying, there is something Tim must still do, which is a wonderful back-and-forth with Elias:
I love Elias, but I love Tim too. He got my heart with the “statement of Joooe Spooky” from season 1, he still gets my heart with sarcasm.
And Elias tells Tim to stay away from the Unknowing. Uhm… very evil, I guess? I mean, he has eeeevil plans, but he’s also trying to save Tim’s life and ignore he’s already dead.
I think it just confirms Elias is the best.
But Tim doesn’t care: he knows he will die, so he’s trying to find a way to die, somehow:
It’s very sad I asked Elias the same thing two posts ago. But I suppose this just confirms my darkest fear: Tim will die. Maybe not because Elias will bash his head with a pipe, but he will. His days are numbered. And if he won’t die because of Elias, he will die by getting his revenge on the Circus.
And you know what? I would be okay with that. Because that would make Tim happy and if Tim is happy, I’m happy too.
Also, he will finally be able to rest and he deserves it.
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MAG 105 - Total War
Okay, so despite the promising title, this was an useless statement.
Sure, the imagery of the wandering soldier, followed by an army of dead people who keep killing everyone around him, while he waits for them to finally kill him too is interesting. But, again, it’s useless for the plot.
And I know Jon acknowledged it too, just like I know we needed him to go to the Pu Songling Research Centre because the author wanted to:
show us how far Jon is going, while following Gertrude’s steps
show us his powers are growing, because now he can understand all languages
casually tell us Gerard Keay is alive?
I mean:
"I’ve chased dead end to dead end until I finally give up. I-I mean, what am I actually looking for? Gerard Keay, after he faked his death? Some long confession he left tucked away in a library somewhere, telling me the ancient chant I need to stop the Unknowing from coming to pass?"
Sure, this may be just Jon making assumptions, rather than him using his powers of absolute knowledge to reveal that my man Gerard didn’t die of a brain tumor, but he’s still alive and well. I know all of that.
However, I still cannot understand why Mr. Sims (the author, I mean) wasted one statement like this. This isn’t the first time he has done that and he did it waaaaay more in the first two seasons. But why is he still doing it? It’s weird, coming from someone with such a big attention to detail.
My possible explanations are always the same:
he liked this idea and didn’t want to discard it
he needed some fillers to reach the number of 120 episodes for season 3
this statement is somehow useful?
Even though I really doubt the third point is correct, because there have been some statements in seasons 1 and 2 that have been completely useless. Unless they all reconnect somehow by the end of the series, I doubt we will remember or consider them anymore.
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MAG 106 - A Matter of Perspective
And just when I was ready to talk about space and solitude and this humongous creature that makes me think hey, maybe that’s the Vast… I get hit by a train of things happening all together.
Let’s start from the statement: Jan Kilbride was a familiar name, in fact Gertrude mentioned him in MAG 99. What happened to this guy? Well, aside from the weird space thing.
And speaking of that… since he talked about “existential vertigo” I felt the Vast was involved. Then “Mr. Fairchild” was mentioned and that only confirmed that yes, this is the Vast.
Mr. Fairchild chose this guy by referring to his psychiatric profile? Now I’m 200% sure there is a supernatural entity involved, this is the Vast and Mr. Fairchild was probably trying to find a new avatar for it. I mean, fucking Elias did the exact same thing and every other evil mastermind like him picks the right people by checking their psychiatric/psychological profiles.
So poor Jan Kilbride experienced the Vast the same terrifying way Robert did in MAG 21. Luckily for him, he wasn’t eaten by the universe like Robert was eaten by the sky, but it was pure luck, probably. Or maybe the universe returned to claim him, since Melanie couldn’t find anything about him and Gertrude mentioned him.
And just when I thought this was all, we got the best parts of the episode:
1) Gossip time
So let me get this straight: Martin’s crush is so obvious even the newcomers realized it 20 seconds after he introduced himself?
And they’re casually discussing Jon’s virginity like this? I am dying, please send help.
And then, as if the juicy gossip wasn’t enough, Melanie reveals Jon and Georgie used to date in the past?! So Georgie isn’t just a friend, she’s Jon’s ex! I hope Martin doesn’t know Jon hid at his ex’s house, or he would probably find a way to send another supernatural shit after her.
Don’t look at me like that: Martin is a cinnamon roll, but he’s also fucked up enough to do it.
Anyway, glad to know Jon and Martin are the canon couple. They’re not yet, sure, but it’s a matter of time. Sooner or later, these two will end up together and I can’t wait for it. I just hope Martin won’t kill Jon’s ex in the meantime.
2) Elias’ performance review
Elias pretends to do his job: that’s hilarious just like that.
But hey, once in a while, even Elias does something, so why not do Melanie’s performance review?
He asks Melanie how she find her job - aside from “being forced to stay here, trapped by a psychopath”. So it’s basically like every other job, I suppose she doesn’t have much else to say.
Melanie tells Elias he “sat up here lurking”, which is just a nicer way to say “You sit on your ass 24/7 doing absolutely nothing”. Glad to know everyone is acknowledging Elias’ uselessness, I said it since season 1.
In pure Pinky and the Brain style, Melanie does the same thing she does every night, which is plotting Elias’ demise.
MELANIE TOO CHALLENGES ELIAS TO KILL HER! Oh my god, what’s with all those characters and death wishes? Stop asking to get killed!
Ivy Meadows from MAG 36! Glad to see all characters are reconnecting to some places and/or previous statements!
So Melanie’s father died there, killed by that thing inside (the Filth?). And since Elias is a good boss and a caring guy, he wants Melanie to know the truth, so he fucking shows her the horrible way her father died.
And he threatens her to haunt her forever with that knowledge, if she doesn’t stop interfering.
Now, I know I said Melanie must be protected at all costs… but come on, this guy is an absolute bitch, how can I not stan him? Just look at this smug bastard, how he goes from being terrifying, to pretending to care with the “Oh take your time, take the day off even!”, to a hint of a devious smile when he says her performance “has been... satisfactory”. Fuck you Elias, I hate you and I love you.
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MAG 107 - Third Degree
Ah, so Gertrude was arrested right after Gerard’s death, because she was caught in the morgue “over the body of Gerard Keay, reading from a large, strangely shaped book”.
Well, glad to know my man Gerard is alive and well. The rebel boy of my heart will come back, I still cannot believe it <3
Also, all my previous points regarding the useless statements have been thrown out of the window, because Mr. Sims found a perfect way to put them in. They’re still filler, sure, but now their presence makes sense: Jon needs them. Physically.
However, why does he need one, now? I mean, he’s doing research and he’s already getting stories from people, while retracing Gertrude’s steps. Maybe those stories aren’t big and satisfactory enough for his new Eye powers?
The statement per se, despite being useless, is also very creepy. Is the police officer an avatar of the Flame? In that case, it makes the whole interrogation even better because it would be the first time (since Michael’s conversation with Sasha) that a supernatural entity in its purest form talks with a human (Jon is not exactly a human anymore) - and even asks “Who am I?”, by knowing the human knows too. Very cool, very creepy, love it.
But also: is that police officer the same Max Mustermann we meet later on? Can Elias see the future now? I won’t be too surprised, considering the clever, cunning bitch he is.
And speaking of him: Jon ran away, he’s going all over the world in his research, saying almost nothing to not let others know where he is… and Elias casually sends him an envelope to his last location, with a statement to give him to "eat". How can I not love this guy.
Okay, Julia Montauk was NOT on my bingo card and Trevor Herbert even less. But oh gosh, it has been amazing to see them again!
First, she casually kidnaps Jon because why not - and hey, at least it loks like she doesn’t want to kill him.
Then, Mustermann is back and as soon as I read the name, I knew I’ve heard it before - and I was right! It was the placeholder name for unidentifiable men! The same from MAG 34! Back then it was for a woman (Erika Mustermann), while now it’s for a man, but still. Pretty cool comeback.
And I’m really happy to see Trevor Herbert again, he was such a cool guy! I’m very pleased to see two secondary characters cooperating. Until now, all the people who came with statements barely served any other purpose, aside from “people who have a story”. So seeing two of them being present, doing stuff and knowing each other is pretty cool. It makes the whole TMA world feel more alive.
I’m hyped now, I want to see what they’ll do together.
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MAG 108 - Monologue
So, a statement about an actor who loves monologuing and is haunted by a creepy theater mask which is actually nothing physical aside from an image of the solitude he’s surrounded by and can’t escape from.
I’m still not sure which kind of supernatural shit is this, but it reminds me of how isolated Martin felt at the beginning of this season, which is not a very good sign.
Even worse, right after that, Peter Lukas casually enters the room and has a chat with Martin and what the fuck is happening here.
PETER: Ah, I see. I'm sorry to have disturbed you. It’s one of Elias’ little jokes. (...) PETER: Did he suggest you record a statement today? One that mentioned me? (...) PETER: Right. I have a meeting with him today. He suggested ... I’m sure he’s watching from his office, grinning from ear to ear.
Ah, now I get it: it was all because Elias was getting bored. Why not scare the shit out of his own employees, by sending his friend to collect complaints and suggestions? Sure, of course, that’s the most sensible thing anyone would do.
So Peter Lukas is:
friendly vibes
a weird supernatural shit by his own admission
Elias’ bestie
the umpteenth person to acknowledge Elias does nothing all day (“Elias Bouchard getting his hands dirty. Well, well, it must be the end times.”)
the Archives’ complaints department
Elias’ boss apparently, considering he can scold the bitch for wasting each other’s time
So if we associate the story with the guy… I don’t know, it looks like he can create “pockets” of solitude in which he can trap people. Maybe that’s what he did to Brian on MAG 100 too and the fog was another supernatural shit.
There’s still so much to know about these Lukas and this Peter is interesting. I want to know more about him - even though I fear him a bit too: if Elias told the others to not interfere with this family, there should be a very valid reason.
But also: they’re besties. So… I don’t know, I think I want to see them interacting.
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MAG 109 - Nightfall
A good backstory, we needed it.
Or more like… a connection story? As Jon said, when we left Julia Montauk and Trevor Herbert, they were doing completely different things. And yes, I forgot he was supposed to die. But can you blame me? No one really dies in this series.
Well, except the few who dies. And the people killed by Elias. The man may be lazy, but when it’s killing time, at least he makes it sure the people stay dead.
So Trevor was following a guy he thought was a vampire, but it came out he was one of the guys related to Julia’s story. The closed eye symbol is connected to the People's Church of the Divine Host, right? And Basira was reading something about it in the previous statement. Something regarding:
an eclipse on Ny-Ålesund
the relationship between Edmond Halley and John Flamsteed
which I thought were not important, but now I suppose they will be. Also because I thought these people were all somehow related to the supernatural shit with eyes aka the Eye. Will these people come back too?
Mustermann was involved in the Unknowing? Well, it makes sense: he’s an unidentified person, of course he’s in cahoots with the Stranger and the unknown. What will they do, then? Will Jon interrogate him? Will he find out more? Will we finally meet Gerard?
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MAG 110 - Creature Feature
A statement about a director obsessed with a non-existent film regarding a huge man-eating spider, who casually finds the book this supposed movie is based on.
Yes, I was sure it was a Leitner the exact moment he said it.
Oh my gosh Martin, I love you you huge dork <3 but also Basira is right and wrong at the same time: sure, standing with a cup of tea does nothing really useful… but let’s not forget Martin is the same guy who found out how to kill worms with a corkscrew, so maybe it’s better when he cares rather than when he leans into insanity.
Also, I wonder if we will keep this alternating between Jon and Martin throughout the next episodes. It’s entertaining to see both sides: the Archivist dealing with random shits related to the Unknowing, while the Archives deal with Elias.
And I cannot believe it, but we have an explanation regarding Elias’ lazy ass. We have a fucking explanation about why Elias does nothing all day.
They’re telling me Elias did absolutely nothing for two seasons and spends his time sitting on his ass 24/7… because he’s busy listening and watching everywhere? He can literally do nothing, otherwise he won’t know what’s happening?
That’s surprisingly clever and I’m angry it makes so much sense: this goddamn fucker literally cannot work or he won’t feed his supernatural powers! I hate him and I love him.
And yes, I will keep using his laziness to make fun of him anyway. It's too funny.
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In conclusion
Every episode gives me a more valid reason to stan Elias and hate him at the same time. Now there’s apparently a way to get past him and I cannot wait to see what the gang will do. I’m excited ✨
But I’m even more excited to see the possible Jon-Gerard meeting. My man is alive, the rebel boy, the one who beat the shit out of Leitner: he’s alive and I can’t wait to see him again.
The next ten episodes will also be the last of this season and I’m both scared and hyped to see how it will end: how will the gang stop the Unknowing? Will Tim get his revenge and die heroically or will he survive despite the “DEAD” sign flashing on his head? Will Elias be a huge bitch once again? Will Melanie finally find a way to kill him? Will we see more of Peter “good vibes” Lukas? Will Jon come back from his world tour? Will Martin confess his feelings (as if no one already knows about them)?
We’ll find out next week. Until now, take care of yourself <3
-> Next post
(How about a coffee? ☕)
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I'm back and I'm not dead (yet)
I discovered Murderbot Diaries this summer and I finished book five and six about a mouth ago (I was devastated).
So I tried to draw the main crew for fun !
I really like the way I drew Mensah and Ratthi. The other are okay, I struggled to draw Murderbot because I usually see them with the armor (yes I'm very lazy for imagine them), but sometimes I make an effort and it turns out to be inspired by Markus from DBH- (hate myself for that)
Anyway, hope you like it ! If I can I will try to draw more stuff about the book because it s so freaking good and I love it so much
#my art#my artwork#murderbot diaries#murderbot diaries book#murderbot diaries fanart#murderbot#book fanart#this book is so good#read it#you won't regret it#the main character is an anxious depressed autistic ace killing machine who only wants to watch TV shows in peace#i relate#if anything happens to them I kill everyone and then myself#I think I nailed it for the design of Ratthi and Mensah#my dyslexic ass just realised that it's Mensah and not Mensha#now I will disappear again cause I have work to do for art school#I m very busy so sorry if I don't have time to post
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#cr downfall#exu downfall#critical role#cr spoilers#c3e99#mygifs#noshir dalal#abubakar salim#the emissary#S.I.L.A.H.A#corellon#the arch heart#silaha#this was too cute#i have only known the emissary for 4 hours but if anything happened to them i would kill everyone in this room and then myself#critteredit#criticalroleedit
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don't you just love it when you're trying to have a lovely conversation with your situashionships but your stupid husband is taking up half the couch between you
(the quality is better if you click i swear)
#arcane#arcane fanart#arcane jayce#arcane viktor#arcane mel#meljayvik#jaymelvik#i hold them very dear to ny heart#i've had them for a week and if anything happens im gonna kill everyone in this room and then myself#bad news: something did indeed happen#kuprum drew stuff#mel medarda#jayce talis#viktor arcane#haha surnameless loser#i love post canon
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Today's episode 7 in a nutshell
#I only had them for 7 episodes#but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in the room and then myself#your honour I love them sm#inoue shouma#karakida hanto#kamen rider gavv#kamen rider
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Rand’ relationship with the Maidens means the absolute world to me
when somara offers him a coat cuz he might get cold even though its like 100 degrees outside (classic mom energy)
the way they arent scared of him and constantly follow him around to defend him, the way they still joke around with him and about him even after mat and egwene and the others start putting awkward distance between themselves and rand
the fact that they all love him because hes their brother or nephew or cousin by an adopted relationship of sisterhood, and follow him because of who he is outside of the dragon reborn
How rand wants them all safe, because he cares about them too, but he cant keep them from fighting and dying because sacrificing who they are for safety would destroy them
#Idk they just get to me#picking up rand and the Shield Maidens#If anything happens to them i’ll kill everyone here and then myself#Im only 6 books in and I Fear#Wot#wheel of time#wheel of time spoilers#rand al’thor#far dareis mai#Liveblogging#Loc
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Danny Phantom- Swapped Obsessions AU
Slash Evil Danny?
You know how normally if people include ghost obsessions they make Danny's obsession protection? And they also make Vlad's obsession love/family? And the whole reason Vlad is evil is because he can't fulfill his obsession.
Well, I'm currently writing a fic where I take their obsessions and swap them. Subsequently, I am also swapping their roles as hero and villain.
Mostly by expanding on Danny's anger issues and general teenagery-ness.
— Vlad —
After gaining ghost powers in an accident where he saved his best friend’s life, Vlad used his newfound abilities to become the infamous ghost hero- Plasmius.
With a combination of technology and years of study and practice he easily became one of the most powerful ghosts out there. And, he knows just about everything there is to know when it comes to ghosts to boot.
However, all his current ghost theory comes crashing down when he meets a vulgar-mouthed poltergeist that can evade his ghost sense, escape the ghost zone in a matter of hours, and shows an abhorrent lack of knowledge about other ghosts.
Oh, and his core is only a few weeks old, not that it made him any less powerful than full-fledged ghosts, apparently.
— Danny —
The only thing Danny’s parents have given him is his reputation as the crazy ghost hunter’s kids.
He has spent most of his life chasing their fleeting affections and the attention and it all comes to a head when he dies right under their noses and they don’t even fucking notice.
How he has some nifty ghost abilities and can do anything he wants with no one to stop him.
Except that annoying “hero” ghost, Plasmius.
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This fic is going to be: Danny-centric, ~30k words long, 3rd person, past-tense and posted on A03
~bonus~ My Beta reader writes and edits stuff as, like, their job so you know it’s gonna be good soup.
EDIT: The first chapter is up! It's called "Misfit In Trouble" by LittleSaltyMan on A03
#fanart#fanfic#danny fenton#danny phantom#evil alter#alternate universe#Swapped Obsessions Au#Evil Danny Phantom#Hero Vlad Plasmius#Vlad Plasmius#Vlad Masters#badger cereal#which basically means dad!Vlad#ITS NOT A SHIP#DONT GO SHIPPING THEM#no romantic relationships#Angry Danny Fenton#The Fenton's A+ Parenting#haha *grabs cannon by the scruff* UwU *puts it into a blender*#Vlad *holds up a feral Phantom like Simba* If anything happens to him I am going to kill everyone in this room and then myself#Feral Danny Phantom
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DP x DC idea, post AGIT
So, Bad ending Parent route for Danny when his foks find out he’s phantom which triggers the usual OH ANCIENTS YOU HAVE TO DIP NOW DANNY but, instead of it being Danny revealing it to his parents or his parents finding out by accident it’s Vlad who’s revealed it, completely by accident mind you, so now it’s Danny and Vlad who are on the run and have to jump dimensions because the Fentons definitely went to the GIW after finding out that not only is their SON a ghost but so is their oldest friend?
The GIW proceed to reclaim all of Vlad’s business’s and property’s meaning they find out about the clones and sure Vlad might have stuff set up to blow should someone who isn’t a halfa or already in the know find out about it but there’s no way Vlad just ignored Dani after AGIT and what about Dan? Those were his fail safe body’s but he can’t just kill the GIW because he’s not just recovered so suddenly the Government and fentons find out that there are TWO MORE HALFA’s or ghosts puppeting human corpses as far as their concerned which means all four halfa’s are on the run!
So one thing leads to another and they decide as a group to just jump ship, they get to the ghost zone but as nothing can ever go right for them they get attacked and after months/weeks? Of constantly fighting the GIW and having their names and faces plastered on very screen in the world they’re all too weak to properly fight back and so they run again.
Danny finds a portal and decides that anywhere is better than here and dives in the others following, now their are in the DCU.
So where do they end up in? Gotham of course, and no this isn’t just because I want the Bats to go; who are these skrunkaly children and feral raccoon man?? But because objectively Gotham is one of the best places for them to be when none of them have ID’s or social security numbers or like….anything at all.
So they arrive but nothings going right, Dan and Dani’s clone body’s haven’t stabilised, Danny’s powers are on the fitzs and Vlad just flat out can’t go ghost after he took some really bad hits form the GIW and Fentons to keep the younger less durable Halfa’s safe.
Now here’s where the fun starts, Vlad isn’t willing to live in poverty but he doesn’t have enough powers to properly build back his empire, Danny refuses on principle to overshadow people and do the other morally incorrect things Vlad does for fun, Dan would do it he’s destabilising so there’s no way he can survive overshadowing someone with this body melting and him being stuck out of time line again and Dani’s just too weak at the moment to really understand what’s happening.
For the Dani bit it’s because the other Halfa’s are all complete, Dan is a full ghost so even if his body melts they just need to get a storage device to keep him till they can make another, Danny and Vlad are weaker but their body’s are fine as true Halfa’s can be so Dani is the first priority.
Now I see this going two ways, Vlad uses persuasion(using the power of suggesting, literally he just went: you want to give us this apartment, the guy: I want to give you this apartment) and then Dani and Danny stay at home so Danny can try and start stabilising her while Dan and Vlad get to work on their criminal empire.
Eventually this gets back to the bats and they decide that Vlad and Dan are the main perpetrators and are keeping Danny and Dani prisoner and forcing Danny to make them weapons and machines by threatening her sister, which would make it hilarious if after they’ve stabilised Dani she takes one look at the bats and goes: I am SO going to mess with them! and goes full super villain.
The second way (AKA; the funnier way) is if Danny has to help stabiles Dani and Dan so Vlad is the one left to go about things but he’s weaker so they don’t get an apartment and Danny is stuck feeding their cores his own ectoplasm in whatever abandoned building they’ve squatted in for the night while Vlad grumbles and runs around attempting to steal things and not doing a very good job at it.
The reason I think this is the funnier option is because in my head, Dani and Dan make themselves look smaller, kinda de-age but their both still them, so that Danny doesn’t have to expend as much energy meaning that the Bats chance upon this group of what looks like a father and his trans-son (because Jazz SO gave that idiot enough thearapy that he isn’t as easily misunderstood as he used to be) and like two very young children and the whole family kinda goes; ….we have to help them
This is also funnier(and this is the main point) because the way that help would definitely be trying to convince Vlad to get a job at WE after Danny let’s it slip that Vlad’s an engineer, which he is case and point the GIANT LAB UNDER HIS CASTLE, and Vlad will be suffering because he DOES NOT want to work for some billionaire but they also need stuff to stabilise Dani and Dan and Danny can’t keep doing it because he’s so weak after expending this much energy that Vlad genuinely thinks he could die, ghost self and all and has to reluctantly agree.
Feel free to use this however, just tag me if you do ok?
#Danny phantom#Danielle phantom#Dan Phantom#Dark Danny#Vlad masters#vlad plasmius#batfamily: I have only see this group once but if anything happens to them I’d kill everyone in Gotham then myself#Batman watching Vlad explain interdemantion time travel to the league and why the flashes should be permanently benched with how often they#screw up timelines: oh god I’m going to have to look into this I hope Danny and the kids are included in their fathers maybe evilness#Danny who sneezed as he’s working on said inter dimensional portal because he wasn’t magic materials to mess with and help Dan and Dani wit#h; I think someone’s talking about me….#Dan who is eating a bagel and watching Danny work; it’s me I was thinking that your a bitch#Dani also watching Danny work but eating cereal; might be Vlad? but I think Dans right#right#but tight but I’m too lazy too change it#batman#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc au#it took forever for me to post this cuz I’ve only posted VLD stuff on this blog before 😭#debated making a new acc for Dp but I was too lazy 😂
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Beck: Paige, there’s someone I’d like you to meet.
Paige: That’s the real Tron? He’s alive? Then…no offense, but why did he need you to be the Renegade?
Tron: Reasons.
Beck: Shut it. Now look, I want the both of you to get along.
Tron: As long as you like her and she doesn’t betray us, I’m happy.
Beck: Oh. Really? Great!
Tron: Paige, if you hurt him, they’ll never stop finding your remains.
Paige: I wouldn’t expect anything less.
Beck: What did I JUST say?
#tron#tron uprising#paige tron#paige#beck#beck tron#tronblr#this is her being both a) yep from what I’ve heard Tron would do something like this#and b) ok fair I’d do the same#Paige: I’ve only had Beck for a day and a half but if anything happened to him#I’d kill everyone on this ship and then myself#Tron: Same#I love the way Tron is unexpectedly supportive of Beck’s crush#the classic grouchy mentor route would be ‘iT’s ClOuDiNg YoUr FoCuS’#but Tron goes ‘well when you’ve been hit by a crush you gotta do what you gotta do just be careful’#I feel he and Paige would slowly develop uneasy respect#and eventually become friends#Her having just become disillusioned with the cause she believed in so strongly#And maybe even having found out Tesler betrayed her from the very beginning#And that she lost her home and friends to it#Tron who knows betrayal and loss very well#And they both REALLY care about Beck#which brings them together even when they’re skeptical of each other initially#And they’d both be violently protective even though he can kinda take care of himself by this point#Beck: Hey! This is my dad and my girlfriend#Tron and Paige: *both polishing weapons menacingly*#renepaige
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yo guess what my newest hyperfixation is ITS THEM THE SILLIES
[ID: A drawing of Troy and Abed from Community. They sit next to each other in a blanket fort, Troy laying on the ground looking up to Abed who sits and looks down at Troy. Abed has a head lamp on his forehead, and there are fairy lights in the background. /End ID]
#your honor i love them#ive had troy and abed for like five days and if anything happened to them id kill everyone in the room and then myself#my art#trobed#community#nbc community#abed nadir#troy barnes
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New Chaggie Headcannon: Vaggie used to pull at her hair when she was stressed, so Charlie got her the bow as a present so she would pull on the bow instead!
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#theyre in love your honor#gay#lesbian#bisexual#lgbtq+#hazbin hotel#bleppybeans#bleppy's headcannons#lol#AHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#if anything happens to her i will kill everyone in this room and then myself#blep#why are they so cute#I love it#I AM OBSESSED#It it 11:55 p.m. rn lol#im bored#im tired#heacannons#hazbin hotel headcanon#chaggie#rainbowmoth#fallenrainbow#just came up with that last ship name lol#too many tagsssss
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whenever dan and phil say words i remember misha collins coming out as straight and think, maybe if we’re really good, that could be dnp too 🙏
#/j#joke ok i’ve only had out dan and phil for 5 years but if anything ever happened to them i would kill everyone in this room and then myself#but like sometimes if they wanna not say things like maybe my mental health would be better#<- guy who’s been a phannie for 9 years and mentally ill for over 25 years#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#yeet my deenp#yeet my deet#i think it’s fun to blame all of my problems on dnp as if i didn’t start have my existential crisis at age 4 and#wasnt saying i wished i was never born at age 8 and#wasn’t writing poetry about death and the cruelty of the world and the passage of time by age 10 and#wasn’t having panic attacks by age 12 and#didn’t start watching them at age 16#i bet it was dan’s fault somehow#bc mr amazing has never done anything wrong ever 😤 -a dannie#tmogar#hbdnell#bog
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Those are my precious favorite characters!!!
#gen v#genvedit#emma x sam#emma meyer#sam riordan#if anything happen to them I would kill everyone and myself!#gifset
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-At the local market-
Raiden: Look at how cute these pens are! :))
Kung Lao: Raiden, that's gay.
Raiden: . . . .
Raiden: Lao, we've been dating for 3 years-
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Kung Lao: Imagine being like, gay or something like that.
Raiden: Lao, we've been sleeping together for like 8 months.
Kung Lao: Okay but that's not like, GAY-gay, you know?
Raiden: Lao, you're literally a bottom.
Kung Lao: . . .
Kung Lao: . . . . .
Kung Lao: "LaO, yOu'RE liTeRalLy a BoTtoM-“
#RIP vine#they share one brain cell between the two of them#and raiden has it most of the time#I've only had these two for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself#kung lao#raiden#railao#raiden x kung lao#mortal kombat 1
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