#if anyone wants to walk these pups hmu

[grimreapertaylor-blog]

HC; Nik’s Wolf Pack;

T: Roscoe, Hades, Bandit B: Zeus, Caspar and Furlock Bones

Adjacent: Hades

A few years ago, on a dark, stormy night, Nikolas Taylor left Pandemonium at 4 a.m. Walking to his car, he heard noises of growls, barks and the sound of cats screeching viciously. He turned the corner in the dark alley to find a tiny puppy fighting with stray cats. The small, minuscule dog was soaking wet and black with dirt, and still attempted to hold his own against the felines.

Scaring away the cats, he enticed the dirty little puppy with some olives from behind the bar, and took him home. Cleaning him up and giving it some water and food. He realized it was a tiny dog with a big personality; clever, stubborn and attentive and although it was too young to tell what breed it was, instantly Nik knew this was the dog for him. Weeks passed, followed by months and he waited for the dog to grow significantly in size before he realized that was wishful thinking. Hades had done his growing - and it was sweet fuck all - he was still tiny. Surprisingly, Nik’s love for him was not. And the man who was cold, cunning and ruthless - a killer of men - had formed a bond with a dog from a alleyway.

A year later, Nik’s fondness for dogs only grew, and he decided he would ‘go big or go home’. Or rather, ‘go big and go home’. One dog was simply not enough, and so followed; Bones, Bandit, Caspar, Rosco and Zeus.

[nashwillms]

Have you seen ERIC ‘NASH’ WILLIAMS ? This THIRTY-EIGHT year old is a ROADIE / BREWERY OWNER who resides in QUEENS. HE has/have been living in NYC for THREE YEARS, and is known to be HELPFUL and RELAXED, but can also be IRRESPONSIBLE and UNRELIABLE, if you cross them. People tend to associate them with LIVE MUSIC and WELL-TUNED ACOUSTIC GUITARS.

y’all there’s rly no intro necessary, this is all you need to know about nash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2SzEYKbxSg now that tHAT is out of the way, here’s yet another idiot man! feel free to hmu for plots or like this and i will hYu (is that a thing?) 

tw: suicide, violence mention, underage drug use

about —

full name: eric williams age: 38 birthday: december 14th, 1981 ( sagittarius ) sexual orientation: heterosexual gender: cis male pronouns: he/his

bio — tw: suicide, violence mention, underage drug use

the eighties were a wild time. fifteen-year-old evelyn williams had ran away from her home in kentucky to pursue her dream to be a country singer, landing her in nashville, tennessee. but instead, she ended up tangled with some shady people in the industry, people who got her intro drugs — and eventually she ended up pregnant.

at age sixteen, evelyn delivered a boy, in a home for unwed mothers, about an hour away from nashville. her original plan had always been to simply leave the child there, because her christian upbringing would not emotionally allow her to have an abortion. but she changed her mind at the last second; she took her son with her, and named him eric. no specific reason, it was just the first name that she thought of.

despite the hurdles, she still attempted to pursue her dreams. at a very young age, eric was hanging out backstage at different small venues, watching his mother perform. so, it could be said he grew up around music.

( suicide tw!! ) when he thinks of his mother, he tries to remember the smiling singing girl in cowboy boots and button up shirts — and not the lifeless corpse hanging from the ceiling he walked into, aged six. why she’d taken her own life, the boy never understood. and while he never felt anything negative towards his mother, he was angry she had decided to leave him alone. after having to call 9-1-1 (a thing he will now refuse to do), some people came and took him away.

eric proceeded to grow up in the foster system. from home to home to home to home, it was like nobody wanted to keep him. no matter how good he was, how smart he was; families would always end up sending him back. 

when he was sixteen, though, an argument with his then foster family ended up in violence. his foster father have eric a black eye, and in a moment of complete desperation, he grabbed what he could in his book bag and ran away, slowly making his way back to the city. 

one night, he decided to go to the venue his mother would perform at, sneaking backstage. of course, he got caught almost immediately — but the the performer’s crew leader told security he was with them, so the boy was let go... and he had a job. of course he was asked what his name was, and his answer was nash. eric williams was on the run, so he couldn’t give that name! and surprisingly, it stuck. when he talks about how he met john and how he got to work for him, a smile always appears. the story is so ridiculous.

he started working for this man’s crew, mostly as a roadie: carrying, loading / unloading, setting up and breaking down equipment for different performers, all around the country. being unsupervised, nash got himself into a pattern of irresponsibility: drugs and girls, girls and drugs. it is very probably he has scattered a large amount of children across the country in the last 20 years, yet he has not even entertained the thought. 

fast forward to sixteen years ago: nash scored another gig working with violet banks’ crew. he had heard of the musician before, and the young man was thoroughly impressed. she was incredibly talented and beautiful — not to mention successful, and his age. that was what impressed him the most, how much she had accomplished when they were so close in age. so, one could say he had a crush. not very rare in nash, but alas.

how he managed to get her to even give him the time of day is still a mystery. he did consider himself a charming person, so it probably had something to do with this trait of his. knowing they didn’t have a lot of time, as the end of the tour approached, the pair got involved in a very fast but very passionate romance. to this day, nash still remembers this specific love fondly. it was probably the most interesting thing that had happened to him, too.

however, after violet’s tour was over, he never heard from her again. mostly because he never even reached out. when he heard she had had a baby, it made him want to reach out even less. of course, the thought that it could be his child didn’t even cross his mind. ( so, he has no idea jamie is his, and has NO idea what has happened to him or to violet. mans gonna have a bad, bad time! but a well deserved one! )

a few years later, he found a puppy tied to a pole while staying in a crappy motel in atlanta. he figured the owner would get back to the pet soon, but when he walked by the same pole and saw the pup still there, nash decided to take it with him. 

he’s a german shepherd named bullet, and he’s 11 now. probably the closest thing nash has had to an actual responsibility.

how the man ended in new york was also a funny story, or so he’ll say. although it really wasn’t funny, it was mostly sad. while on a job in new york, bullet got ran over by a yellow cab. he survived, but the vet advised to let him rest at home for the foreseeable future. which was of course a problem, considering nash didn’t really have a home. he mostly lived in cheap motels or on friends’ couches. he drove an old truck, and now he had to find himself a place to live in the most expensive city in the world.

all of his savings went to this venture. he’s not poor, but not well off either. he’s somewhere in the middle, because he had been saving his money to buy that venue in nashville — of course that doesn’t seem possible anymore.

although he’s legally been living in queens for three years, he has been in and out of town for the most part, really making it more of a consecutive year, maybe a year and a half. especially now that bullet is old, and after the accident, he’s become prone to more ailments. it wasn’t bad until recently, which was why nash would still come and go, leaving him with a dogsitter, but now that he’s become more frail, nash is trying to be consistent and be with his friend.

some connections: ANYTHING / EVERYTHING ( always down for anything! )

more specific ones ( at least the ones i can think of ) - dogsitter: someone who’s close to nash, very trustworthy. he wouldn’t leave bullet with anyone when he leaves! - friends: he def needs those! he’s a very flexible character too, as in he’s been pretty much everywhere in the states, so there can always be a plot there when/ if your character isn’t from new york! - ex lovers: he def needs all of these, basically the same terms from ‘friends’ apply here: he’s been everywhere, and he’s one irresponsible idiot. he’s definitely never called anyone back. - music people: nash loves music! he still works backstage at a bunch of venues in the city (nothing gigantic though), but he def loves anyone who knows anything about music. he plays the guitar, if that adds any depth!

( this is my second attempt at trying to post this intro... tumblr ate my first draft and i was so very sad... so forgive me if this is terrible. second attempts usually don’t turn out as great but ! i tried my best. my two remaining brain cells and i thank you for reading this AT ALL. ) 

[ronan-macteer]

⤷ have you heard? ( RONAN MACTEER ) has arrived in novigrad. the stories say ( he ) is also known as ( knight of the dawn ). he is very clearly ( thirty-five ) years old and a ( witcher ). little birds may whisper that ronan is ( - mendacious, enigmatic, wrathful, artful, silver-tongued and stubborn ) but their own would describe them as ( + gallant, charismatic, masterful, dauntless, genuine and loyal )  [ fc; richard madden ]

Hey there my dears - I’m Eden and I am super excited be here and bring to a dash near you the okayest witcher . Below you’ll find a vague-ish intro for my smol son because this one required more of an actual bio than Tea did ( adrastea incase you need to know ). Should you like to plot or fancy a connection with my love here hmu! 

tw mentions of death

Name: Ronan Albertus Martin MacTeer ( long I know but his parents really hoped a long name would inspire him to be more

Nickname: Ronan ( preferred ), MacTeer ( also preferred ), Roan, Roanie Ronan of Velen and other various nicknames and things one can shout at a witcher.

Title: Knight of the Dawn

Age: 35yrs. old. He does actually thoroughly look his age save for the grey stripe that appeared in his hair when he was just a boy.

Born:  Gors Velen, Velen, Northern Coast of Temeria

Species: Witcher ( formerly human? its common knowledge most witchers were human males if not all of them )

Gender: Male

Height: 5ft 10in

Physique: Muscular. ( everything about a witcher is enhanced and modified to create a more perfect fighting machine against the monsters that ever constantly threaten this world since the Conjunction of Spheres. Needless to say Ronan is no exception to that rule that everything about him is more than any other man. Still Ronan doesn't make it a point to laze around but because of his training he is always honing his skills, sharpening them for until there cease to be dangerous creatures there is still a need for him to be ready at all times to face them. Monsters are the only ones truly capable of killing other monsters - that was the reason for creating witchers in the first place. Too, Ronan is a gorgeous hunk of a man and you aren't simply born so stupidly sculpted and handsome )

Hair: Ginger. Well ginger to a point there is one single solitary wisp of grey in the very front. He does quite fancy that little wisp of grey and is prone to playing with it in idle moments or when he's about to cheat in Gwent ( bonus fact: that isn't often ronan is just that damn good of a player and almost never loses a game. )

Family: There was one once that existed. He had two brothers and three little sisters - being the oldest himself it should've fallen upon him to take care of them and become the patriarch of the family. Since the witcher that saved his father claimed the right of the law of surprise he hasn't heard of them since. He knows better than to look for them as well knowing that times were hard when he left and they wouldn't have survived very long. Its a sore point but he considers his fellow witchers brothers.

Occupation: Witcher.

About ( this one is a bio mhmm of sorts )

There was family once. Ronan remembers the smell of his mother's hair and brothers and sisters to play with and a father who would teach him there was more out there in this world. He remembers happiness when he was a little nothing of a boy barely able to hold a practice sword or say alghoul without butchering the pronunciation of it all. After all these years he still remembers them. Often in his journals  he'll write about them and there was a point he would secretly write letters home but they were never met with any sort of response. Ronan isn't entirely sure if they're still alive or if they can even read or write. One thing is certain the last time a contract took him to Gors Valen to his birthplace they weren't there and not a soul that lives there now remembers the fisherman, his wife or the score of children they had. Even still if they are there why would they accept that their brother is a witcher?

Young Ronan MacTeer was only five when the witcher named Velles claimed him and took him to train at the School of the Griffin. He fought that day - kicked and screamed and violently refused to go. Velles still had teeth marks in his skin until the day he died from where the young child bit him. A promise was a promise and Old MacTeer had promised his eldest  to the witcher for having saved his life and he would go. His mother wailed and the youngest of his sisters ran after the horse until her feet were unable to carry her. It was the price it was the pledge and it would be honored. Despite his initial resistance and there was a great deal on his part, Velles did become an adoptive father to him. The two came to care for one another very deeply. It still hurts and always will that he essentially has no one else now but he's gained another family all his own of brothers in arms he wouldn't trade any one of them for the world. They are all each other has.

While there were initial bumps this was the beginning of the Knight of the Dawn. He would earn his name soon after he completed his trials and he went through them all. They took a boy and took him apart. After the choice which Velles convinced him of it was excruciating. Witchers in the School of the Griffin hardly thought he would survive the trial of the grasses but Ronan did. When he came through Ronan, just barely a young man, insisted they put him through additional trials. Velles told him it was unnecessary that completing this one was enough and he was now a witcher of the griffin school but Ronan despite the pain it would bring insisted. Noble, gallant, dauntless and incredible stubborn he was already ten times the man most other witcher boys were at sixteen willing to suffer so for the cause he'd been taught to believe in. Yes it made him like all other boys submitted to the witcher trials a foul creation - a freak in their own way but he really and truthfully knew no other life. It was the sunrise on the next day after his final trial where the boy truly became a man. High up in the mountains, higher than any one else including perhaps the monsters they hunted cat eyes open and took in a deep breath. Ronan greeted the dawn as he did every other day only this day was the beginning of the rest of his real life. A monster yes by normal human being standards but who would protect them but a witcher - specifically the Knight of the Dawn as Velles coined him.

Years passed, contracts and contacts came and went and the more harrowing each job became but he greeted each monster with a cunning smile and a silver sword. Those were the days to be wild and alive. Sure enough the Knight of the Dawn earned his name for being noble and a most masterful fighter to his enemies they surely knew him to be a trickster of sorts - never told the whole truth, came for blood, could talk his way out of any situation and had a terrible way of gaining an upper hand but in all that he was still good. Cheated at cards and drank but her was more than most men and had a mind about him to think of more than just himself. Never once did he claim the right of surprise and when they couldn't pay he wouldn't force them too. Then came a day he questioned things. He wondered of his former family. Perhaps it started when Velles died that he wondered if there was more to what they did - more to life. He kept this curiosity quiet, the studying he truly did of the monsters they hunted expanding knowledge in the hope to understand. They were once people were they not as was he? Who in this age wasn't some beast hidden there in the dark? It's always been a thought to gnaw away at him in the lonely days. His wonder of those things went no further because he knew there weren't many of his kind left and that wonder led down a dangerous path no witcher could walk without losing their head. He was faithful to his brothers and he would have their back, even Urbis', to the end. Lonely it was but they were the shred of what family each other had and it was entirely possible they would be the very last of their kind. The life of a witcher was never promised to be kind - their training and the things they've had to do have all but ensured they know their place in the world.

Ronan despite his training, despite the trials that took a boy and tore him apart and made him the witcher he is and even despite his artful ways of dancing around the truth he wondered of love. He wondered and still questions as he fights for coin to rid the world of monsters if he is not more a monster than they are and if there would be a person who would share this cold and bloody world with him? Perhaps it is a fools dream of a life beyond witching? What is sad is he has loved, deeper than some would think a witcher capable of loving; an all consuming love with a woman who loved him just as much and understood that what he was and never feared him for she knew his hands would never harm her if only protect her. He wakes in the night as if he is missing part of himself and reached for the ground beside him to find nothing and it is a haunting loneliness no amount of silver-tonged ability, daring fights, drunken brawls or loose women has helped. He hides it well but it is a gaping hole and it is painful but the knight of the dawn has no other option then the press on because there is no other life than this one. Ronan misses the love of his life not even knowing it is she he's missing not even knowing the empty name he wishes he could call is Orianna... Orianna.

Here he is Novigrad, less of his kind than there was before having accepted another contract but the whispers of the Wild Hunt concern him. Other things have been amiss as well but if the Wild Hunt comes perhaps with it comes his end as well? His arrival here in Novigrad and the arrival of other witchers makes him suspicious that there is more afoot here than the place initially lets on. With that and the thoughts that plague his mind what a time it is to be alive in regards to the Knight of the Dawn for the future is unknown and he is unsure of what lies ahead...

Trivia

Moral Alignment: Neautral

Zodiac: Capricorn

Temperament: Choleric

Sin: Wrath

Norse God/Goddess: Tyr

Witcher School: School of the Griffin - duh

Favorite foods: Meat, seafood, hot biscuits, strawberries and ale. He does like food and has quite honestly a more refined palate.

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Theme Song: Oblivion by M83 feat Susanne Sundfør

WANTED PLOTS:

Oh boy all the things -. the list is endless. HONESTLY LETS PLOT

[bblegumboy-blog]

( sean mcloughlin, twenty-five, he/him ) is that [ eric archibald ] walking in? i heard they’re a [ dance student ] who’s lived in edinburgh for [ a year ]. people who have talked to [ pup ] say [ his ] favorite book is [ the spiderman comics ] and they’re [ excitable ], but also very [ selfish ]. personally, they remind me of [ a filled colouring book, face glitter, and a warm hug on a depressing night ]

y’all . this is my fucking son okay . he’s my Son. i love him with every fibre of my fucking soul and no character will ever come close to competing with eric. so i’m just gonna jump right in with him and u can real all abt him

Small. that’s literally all u gotta kno. he’s 5′2″ and weighs abt 110 lbs 

he’s also the SOFTEST boy. feels much more comfortable wearing skirts and crop tops, dresses, and more “feminine” clothing. he’s also got freckles and baby blue hair !! and those big round glasses u see in the gif, but dumbo never actually wears them

currently a college boy, living off-campus by himself in a lil apartment ( roommates anyone ?? hmu pls )

ballet dancer !! slowly making his way up the ranks and getting a bigger name in the dance industry, going to competitions and recitals. he’s v good at what he does. 

a camboy to make a lil extra money on the side . boy’s gotta get the Coint 

comes from a v v rich family, though his parents . rly did not want him . so they basically ignored him, payed him to go away and do his own thing. they put him in gymnastics, piano lessons, dance lessons, violin, literally whatever they could possibly get their hands on so he’d fuck off

though he’s a camboy to get extra $$, eric doesn’t actually . like sleeping around that much

tiny tiny Gay™ . rl big sucker for Boys

he’s also the sweetest thing tho. would give the shirt off his back to a complete stranger if they needed it. like constantly doing volunteer work, giving to charity. anything to give back to the world and the people around him. but also very selfish, don’t be fooled. also very materialistic he wants the World

originally from galway, ireland, though he moved here to marble abt a year ago for school !!

u can find him sitting in the local diner, that’s where he hangs out and does his work, or chills w his friends there !!

don’t ask how he got the nickname pup, but he loved it so much it’s stuck with him until now

catch him staring and longing for the police officer in the diner w his daughter, eric’s In Love

i literally have not captured eric enough and this intro did not do him justice, but hE’S MY SON. PLEASE LOVE US

[strawberry-coughx]

Tag game!!

I was tagged by @pup-ciel :D

Tag people you want to get to know better!

Appearance:

p sure this is cheating but dis me (I’m hella tired rn so I’m gonna go for showing rather than telling) (you can see more of me in my mandy-says-a-thing tag!!)

Not shown: I’m 5 ft 4, kinda chubby (or “thicc”, as the youngsters call it these days), and I have a tattoo of a cat sitting on a crescent moon on my shoulder. I wear tons of black and I try to go for a punk/goth look, but I’m kinda lazy so it’s sorta half-assed. Nonbinary and terrible at it. Also I look way derpier without makeup but obv I don’t take as many pics of myself not wearing any :/

Fun fact! I actually don’t wear lipstick on a regular basis but it’s a new years resolution of mine to wear it more often bc I have tons laying around and if I’m gonna keep it, then I should wear it.

Personality:

I hella say hella. Introverted af. I’m a bit of a smartass. Memes are my religion. Yours truly is as bisexual as they come. I don’t necessarily hate people, but I greatly prefer being by myself (ideally in my bed under 1000 blankets). I’m a creative person, and I always come up with weird ideas and solutions. I love escapism, I’m a bit of a romantic, but I’m also quite analytical and scientific. (Or at least, I’d like to think so.) I’m gonna be a therapist one day. Oh, and cats are life.

Ability:

Uhhhh.....????? Well, I’m a good student, so I’ve got that going for me. My singing isn’t terrible, and I’m musically inclined. My sense of humor is kinda weird, but also not terrible. Additionally, I’m not a bad writer? Not a particualrly great one, but it’s better than being outright bad at it, right? Oh!! And I’m p good at makeup.

Hobbies:

Writing (specifically fanfiction, though I’ve been atrocious at keeping up with it)

Makeup

Music is gr8

Vidya games

Does being in multiple fandoms count? Sure, I guess

???

Memes

Experiences:

One time I saw either a homeless guy or a really dirty hippie bench-press a cat in the local park. (Yes, you read that right.)

Ever since I moved to Texas, I’ve attended Dallas pride every year.

When I was in high school, I found what I thought was a dead body laying on the median of the street, but it turned out to be a guy that was just hella fuckin drunk and just passed out in the worst possible spot.

If you’re going to lock the keys to your rental car in the trunk (before heading to the airport, no less), at least do it in hawaii where the experience will be a pleasant one.

One time a homeless guy at starbucks wearing a pink scarf came up to me and said, “You’re a machine,” and then walked away. That stuck with me, for whatever reason.

I’m such a weeb that I won a black butler trivia challenge after seeing book of the atlantic in theaters. I won a t shirt and butler gloves.

For a short amount of time, I had a facebook stalker. He found me at relay for life one year, and followed me to the goddamn port-a-potty (where I presumably emerged looking like sex incarnate) to introduce himself, ask for my phone number, ask if I had any friends he could date, and then confess that he found me via facebook and had always wanted to meet me. Yeah, creepy stuff.

I participated in a psych study at my school that involved looking at pictures of genitalia and rating certain personality traits of the owners of said genitalia based on those pictures alone. (For example, I saw a picture of a tiny dick, so I said that guy had anxiety.) One of the most bizarre experiences of my life.

My Life:

Born in the bay area of California and lived there most of my life. (Also lived in Santa Cruz, CA and Tucson, AZ for short periods of time.) I moved houses and schools A LOT when I was a kid. Eventually moved to the DFW area of Texas for college.

Did marching band in high school. Majored in psychology in college. I’ve always been a weirdo and that’ll probably never change.

Honestly, life has been kinda crap for me, but it’s not all bad. Trying to make the future better.

Random Stuff:

I’ve listened to metal since I was like, 12, I think. Don’t even get me started on what my favorite bands are.

My next tattoo is gonna be my late dog’s paw-print on my leg.

I’m actually a huge filthy frank fan and I’m sad to see his channel go. (But I’m stoked for more joji music, so it’s whatevs.)

My favorite foods are spaghetti, spicy quesadillas, and eel rolls.

I wanna get into cosplay, but I dunno how.

My first fandom ever was Green Day (back when I was 12, still love em), and the first fandom I participated in on tumblr was Doctor Who (stoked for the new female doctor, btw).

I like watching bad movies for fun. (btw, if any of you wanted to pm me with your favorite bad movies, hmu.)

I tag: anyone who bothered to read through all of this. Shoutout to you!! (see also: I’m too lazy to tag people)

[lalonderose]

1-100

okay uhhh

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?yes, i have a boy

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? yes. we both got hurt.

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”like, y’know, nyaa

4: What’s something you really want right now?a

5: Are you afraid of falling in love?probably. i’m also p sure i’m in love w/ said boy/a

6: Do you like the beach?i’m afraid of bodies of water ;-)

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?my sleepovers usually ended on the couch.

8: What’s the background on your cell?home screen is nyc @ sunset, lock screen is atla bs

9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?mine, my mom’s, my middle brother’s, my youngest brother’s

10: Do you like your phone?the screen is mildly cracked and it’s a few years old so it could be better but yeah

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?lol

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?shiela from work. hmu if u live in the us and 1) wanna text 2) a) are 18+ or b) your parents are okay with you texting internet friends

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?rottweiler sorry. i love big pups.

14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?emotional

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?uhhhhhhhhhhhh yes. i’ve never been to an art museum but if the animals have enough room in the zoo, then i enjoy it. the KC zoo is very animal friendly. 

16: Are you tired?ain’t i always tired

17: How long have you known your first phone contact?almost 19 years. my first contact was my mother.

18: Are they a relative?yes

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?no

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?............ like two to four years ago

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? no........... i’m too young to get married in my opinion.................................. only 18

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?no

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?one plus a hair tie 

24: Is there a certain quote you live by?this vriska serket quote

25: What’s on your mind?daft punk and this daft punk!stuck fanfic

26: Do you have any tattoos?two. 

27: What is your favorite color?mmmmm either blue or purple, so let’s say both for now

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?i don’t fuckin know. mayb when i see th boy

29: Who are you texting?the contact in my phone is “andre (heart with stars)” i can’t do emojis on my laptop

30: too lazy to type this out because it’s solid no

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?i grew up in an abusive household and have paranoia

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?yeah. my boyfriend is my best friend first. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?a, april 24th, 2015, “I think I might be in love with you.”me, april 25th, 2015, ten minutes after midnight, “Hey so I was too chicken to say anything but I’ve had feelings for you since December” ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?everyone. my eyes are pretty.

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?idc we haven’t talked in years and we were never dating to begin with? we were friends for 13 years so idk

36: Were you single on Valentines Day?no

37: no

i’m tired of typing these, i’m just gonna answer em.

38: blue or bloosie, normally bloosie. some of them spell it bluesie. 

39: everything upsets me.

40: yeah. i’m a wimp.

41: my ankle

42: i don’t know

43: last week

44: andre

45: yeah, they’re these cute ankle boot wedges that zip on the outside

46: no

47: no. i couldn’t pull it off. my neck is too long

48: yeah, i’m an aspiring chef and my family benefits from that in that they get a ton of food always.

49: yes

50: tungle, yt, ao3

51: me. i abhor shopping. 

52: my neck and back. they always hurt.

53: a little

54: i am a superior being who doesn’t spill drinks. probably pepsi at work.

55: it’s........... it’s good??????? it’s fine.......... i think....... it’s pretty

56: try not to be awake

57: yeah, but not without efffort

58: i was eight years old

59: green

60: a week from tomorrow

61: a

62: now?

63: slippin

64: slippin

65: .........andre............ we’ve been dating for two and a half years

66: see: every answer involving him

67: i hugged the bosnian woman i work with and told her i’d see her tomorrow

68: john egbert deserved better

69: y...ea..h.hh

70: two. 

71: ten

72: legend of zelda theme

73: 19

74: the living room

75: cheated on me.

76: nah

77: some of them?

78: i think so??? it was either kelli or heather. i think heather.

79: my uncle

80: god i wish

81: one /blush

82: i walk around the house half naked when my dad isn’t home

83: yeah. always.

84: i’m not

85: yes. i kinda don’t want that in my life and i’m lowkey serious w/ him so what’s in his life effects what’s in mine

86: i cried

87: spam

88: i mean, yeah. money is money. 

89: money

90: y.eahh h . 

91: sometimes

92: sssssometimes?? girls tend to either not like me or love me, but never be indifferent

93: no

94: no, but i would never consider it w/o love

95: no

96: no

97: yeah

98: a

99: no. lust or infatuation.

100: my sister

[i-love-jade-harley]

alright heres some of my homestuck/warcraft headcanon shit

basically just like

what race they’d be/play, what class, what spec, how theyd play, how often they play, etc, etc...

idk how many characters im doing so more below the read more bullshit

mostly a ramble tbh lmao

(beta + alpha kids, beta trolls, calliope + caliborn. sorta a everyone lives/nobody dies au)

if u need to know what smth means just hmu

OKAY so lets start off with the kids

ok personally i think john would play either a monk or a paladin?? like i think he’d prefer the playstyle of a paladin but his monk would be for heals in case a raid group or smth needs it. he’d honestly probably do LFR and just casually play in general, but sometimes he’d play for like 11 days straight then not get back on for 2 months. but when he’s playing casually he just does LFR and world questing, maybe sometimes doing dungeon groups with dave or something. he’d probably be a DPS paladin because tanking is bullshit and so is healing. (believe me i know) he’d also use the heckin goofiest mounts there are. like you know the chicken? he’d spend the money to get it. like actual cash. he wants the chicken. let him have the chicken. but back on the topic of race he’d probably play a dwarf or a gnome. he’d probably have a level 2 gnome hunter. he also runs a prank guild that all the kids are in! a few trolls are in it, too. vriska, kanaya, terezi, and karkat are in it. 

rose??? would probably play a shadow priest. probably nothing else, really. she may go heals every once in a while but dont expect her to want to. she plays a human. she only plays human and worgen. belf if she has to go horde. i dont really know if she’d just play casually because dave roped her in, or if she got really into it so now she has 12 max level characters. even if she doesnt like the game itself, she’d probably really like the lore!!! she’d probably also love the idea of xmog and what you can make your characters look like, bc some of the xmog is really badass. she’d probably use the emo purple bird thing as a mount (i forgot the name) or maybe she’d use the wotlk undead dragons. maybe the bc netherwing dragons?? im not sure!!! for pets she’d def have the feline familiar with her at all times (roxy would too) because who doesnt want a little witch kitty flying on a broom with you???

dave would honestly play a survival hunter. except he’d just punch shit to death. just autoattack. though when he’s ACTUALLY playing like a normal person he’d probably play a dps warrior. i could also see him tanking sometimes if he needs to. he probably only has one or two max level characters, but they have decent gear. he probably sometimes actually plays his hunter in a decent way but he probably just goes to low level neutral areas. he probably plays on a pvp server for that exact reason. he has one level 10 belf. he uses it to dance on mailboxes and get gold. he really just trolls people on it. he also roleplays, but makes sure to do it in the shittiest way possible. he only uses walk. no running. he uses the biggest mounts he has and walks on roleplayers when hes playing on an rp server. he probably raids on his warrior and is probably in a raiding guild. he purposefully mic spams the raid so he just gets muted, though. for mounts he’d obviously use the love rocket that he worked oh so hard for. for pets i dont really know what hed use?? probably brightpaw or whatever the purple cat thing is. he makes rose disappointed because he pays for mounts and pets with real money. tsk tsk. he has no professions except fishing, which he has maxed out. he may also have a DK that he has just to piss people off. hes the second highest tier in the prank guild. whenever they do raids (they occasionally do) he rp walks across the map to get to the raid. kanaya screams at him to accept the summon but he insists that he’s almost there. 

jade would def have herbalism as her main profession!! she may also have mining to sell on the auction house. she would DEFINITELY play a bm hunter!! its a worgen all the way. she prefers to have it in worgen form too. since she doesnt really like horde and cant use many wolf mounts, shed def go with the mechanostriders! for flying i think she’d use the serpents!! i could also see her using the pandaren turtle moutns. her fave xpac is def either mop or wod. she actually liked garrisons. she’s really slow w leveling so she isn’t max level for legion, but her friends still play with her!! (me too buddy) she likes doing mount/pet/reagent farming and regularly gives her friends herbs and other mats to level their professions! she also sometimes roleplays with dave in goldshire to mess with people. she loves using emotes like /lol and /joke! she also uses toys VERY often. her hunter pet is a white wolf named bec, and she has a team of battle pets consisting of fel pup, frostwolf ghostpup, and cinder pup! sometimes she’ll use lil bad wolf, though. she’s actually super good at pet battling, but she only battles friends. she doesnt play to be the “best”, she just plays because its a fun game! she also loves playing hearthstone.

jane doesnt play much, and has a level 60 dwarf resto shaman. the only reason she has looms is because roxy gave her the gold to get them. she only has level 20 riding, and only has a single horse. she still plays with friends, but the game just really isnt her cup of tea. she has a few cool pets she found while playing in low level areas, and she likes playing the auction house when she does play! she’s in a prank guild that john owns (all the kids are in it, they prank the trolls and roleplayers) and that’s honestly the thing she enjoys the most. 

roxy loves doing pvp with dirk. some of her friends call them the sneakies. she plays a rogue, and switches around her spec depending on what kind of pvp she’s doing. (as in she switches specs for open world, battlegrounds or arenas) she’s decked out in full pvp gear and always gets the newest tiers when theyre released. though she loves pvp she really does love raiding but she prefers playing with her friends! she helps everyone exploit game bugs for the prank guild, and will help cover peoples tracks when gold buying and such. she has all of her fun mounts set as favorites and just randomizes which one she rides. she uses the feline familiar pet EVERYWHERE. she wont use any other pet. at all. roxy also datamines ptr and spoils new lore for rose occasionally.

hoo boy. dirk is a top tier pvper. he mostly mains a ww monk and a rogue for pvp. he has 12 max level characters and 12 horde ones that are also max. he chooses class/race combos based on which one is the most reasonable for lore. he has an orc hunter named getshrekt. hes gold capped on all of his alliance characters. hes basically sleeve (if you play on bonechewer i hope you know who im talking about) he multiboxes 25 accounts to shit on leveling players. roxy helped him set this all up. all of his bots and multiboxes are hal. hal plays with him. he buys gold from a third party source and overthrows the wow economy. he causes the great depression in wow. he buys out every mat and then puts them back on the auction house for a few silver. since hes gold capped this has 0 affect. his character for the prank guild is maxed out and in pretty decent pvp gear. its also gold capped. he buys level boosts and uses actual money to buy tokens to increase his gold numbers. hes everyones worst nightmare. hes the reason no one plays horde on dirks server. dirk plays with roxy a LOT. they do arenas and basically just crush anyone who dares standing up to him. he exploits game bugs and has items people didnt know exist. he uses his special snowflake mounts that people thought were unattainable. he has bots farming spawn points for herbs and mining nodes. he plans on ruling the economy of his server. he ganks people that are his own level. he camps their corpses until they force quit the game. hes absolutely hated. he’ll be flying, and itll look like someone with a glitched name. then he’ll land in front of someone, and 20 multiboxes will spread out behind him. he ganks his victim. there is no escape. no mercy. 

jake plays a worgen mm hunter! he refuses to use bows and crossbows. it ALWAYS has to be xmogged to a gun. he mostly does world quests and only has horse mounts to keep it simple and traditional. he likes to collect pets and plays with jade a lot! he’s also in the prank guild and absolutely LOVES it. he loves the open world aspect of the game. he also collects random items in-game, like the scarabs from ahnqiraj (i personally collect those oops) he’s also a bit of an altoholic, and loves leveling, but never really finishes anything. he has all of the exploration achievements. ALL OF THEM. he love love LOVES exploring the maps in the game. he also actually LIKED the cata revamp because it gave him more to explore. he has a goblin thats also a hunter thats level capped just so he could explore horde areas without worrying about being ganked or attacked. he knows his way in all of the major cities. you know huntards? well jake is the complete opposite of that. hes an amazing hunter. it surprises his friends. 

bonus: hal helps dirk with being an asshole to everyone on the servers he plays on. he multiboxes with dirk and set up bots to watch the auction house for him. hes just as much as an asshole as dirk is.

NOW FINALLY ON TO THE TROLLS!!!! 

aradia plays a belf destruction warlock. she’s a casual player and plays with sollux a lot. she doesnt play very often, but when she does she gets really into the game, especially when playing with friends! she doesnt have many mounts, but she has the headless horseman mount and thats what she uses most of the time. she has maxed out archaeology and has all the items for it. though she has the pets from it, the only pets she uses are frogs.

tavros plays a gnome bm hunter unironically. hes not a very good hunter but not huntard level. he mostly plays with the other lowbloods, sometimes vriska. he only really got roped into wow because of its ties to hearthstone. he wanted to know more about the characters, but stayed because of the animals. it really isnt too much of his cup of tea, but still plays because his friends do. he doesnt have professions nor a maxed out character. he has the mechanostrider mounts and the default pets. he also has the heartstone mount.

sollux heckin loves wow. he plays a troll mage. he switches between fire and frost, but never arcane. he hates arcane. he mostly plays with aradia, but he likes the occasional raid. he has good dps with decent gear. hes mostly a casual, but he loves messing with the games files and datamining. 

karkat is a....special player. he has a blood dk that hes maxed out but hes in all green quest gear. he keeps trying to defeat dave in a dual but it doesnt work. dave got rose and john to help convince karkat that gnome is masterrace. he believed them. now hes a shitty little gnome aggroing everything and getting caught in the fire. he’s very upset because he cant beat dave. help this poor boy. his only pets are crabs. he has all of them. every single one. they’re all the poorest quality, but he loves them anyways. the only mounts he’ll use is mammoths to be an asshole to everyone. he plays a lot because he wants to crush dave’s pride. help this boy.

nepeta plays either a bm hunter or a feral druid! she roped equius in, and they tried to level together, but equius went too fast, so nepeta doesnt have a maxed out character. she enjoys playing with him nonetheless, even if its just running around stormwind! she plays on a roleplay server (NOT moodguard) and loves roleplaying and meeting new people. she rides the tiger/saber mounts and has all of the cat pets! she almost refuses to go out of cat form when on her druid. both of her toons are nelfs.

kanaya mains a human affli warlock and a nelf demon hunter. she likes the aesthetic of both locks and dhs, but prefers the play style of a warlock. she plays with rose most of the time, and they do world quests when they play. she has tailoring and enchanting as her professions, and both are maxed out. she prefers this because she can just make her own gear to sell and get gold. she has the jade panther that rose made her, and uses that mount most of the time. she doesnt really like collecting pets, but rose gave her a moth that she adores. 

terezi plays a resto druid on nepetas server, and mostly roleplays with vriska. she roleplays as a dragon most of the time. she has all of the dragon pets and mounts, and shes VERY proud of her collection and wont hesitate to rub it in vriskas face. she almost got banned multiple times trying to complete her collection. she prefers doing old world raids and farming to get xmog to improve her roleplay outfit, and so she can have different sets for different characters. she sometimes roleplays with nepeta, but most of the time she roleplays with vriska.

vriska plays a nelf demon hunter, and roleplays with terezi on her server. sadly theres no spider mounts but she has the recruit a friend rocket because she did raf with tavros. she does pvp when shes not roleplaying, and she’s trying to get on the highest level. she has all of the spider pets. every single one of them. she tries to overthrow the auction house, but cant. (shes not on dirks server, so hes not messing her up. its just that she doesnt have much gold because of xmog.) she likes to ruin some peoples rolaplays, but loves roleplaying with terezi and sometimes nepeta. 

equius only got into the game because of nepeta. he didnt think hed like it at first, but he really does. he prefers to tank. he has a maxed out dk, warrior, monk, and paladin. he and nepeta tried to level characters together, but he went too fast for her. he has all of the horse mounts and will only ride those. hes not very interested in pets except the engineering ones, and engineering is maxed out on his main toon. he enjoys raiding in his free time, but will also pvp for mounts. hes mostly casual.

oh man, gamzee should be interesting. he plays a troll shaman. no one really knows what he does, really. they just see that hes online and in a major city. is he playing the auction house? is he talking to people? no one knows. when the darkmoon faire comes around, he plays for all 7 days straight. he doesnt really ride mounts or have pets, but he collects them. no one knows why he plays or HOW hes maxed out in raiding gear. he just is.

eridan is a whiny bitch when it comes to wow. he wants to get on dirks level but doesnt know how to. even though hes sometimes a bitch about it, he does enjoy roleplaying and playing with karkat. he plays an arcane mage or a mm hunter. the only mount he rides is the sea turtle mount. you know the one? the one that makes you slow on land but fast in water? yea. he rides that. he HAS other mounts, but he wants the turtle.

feferi does NOT like wow. i mean, yea, she’ll heal for raids, but she doesnt like killing things. she plays a resto shaman and doesnt use a specific mount because she doesnt play that often.

calliope also doesnt like wow, but will play with roxy. she likes doing pet battles, and thats really all she does. she has a level 10 druid that doesnt have a spec. she has no mounts but has cool pets that roxy gave her. she camps in stormwind and refuses to go ANYWHERE else. 

caliborn LOVES world of warcraft. he roleplays with dirk on moonguard, but dirk says nothing. just to piss off caliborn. he tried to multibox to kill dirk, but he ended up freezing his game. he constantly pesters the alpha kids, and really doesnt talk to anyone else except to make fun of new players. he has 1 mount and its the goblin mount. he mains a goblin rogue thats level 40. 

[alltimelow-ner]

1-117 but only the even ones heh

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? Nah but I'm taking applications hmu 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? I think yes tbh which will probably bite me in the ass some day 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? I would say liana but I feel like she would not let us get into a situation where we were lost 8: Are you close with your dad? Yes I suppose 10: What are you listening to? Law & Order SVU12: Do you like hickeys? Depends on where when and who 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? Probably just myself 16: Do you always answer your texts? Yeah probably 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? Like 5 minutes ago 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I was way too fucked up last night I literally don't remember getting into bed sorry mom 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? Yes????24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? Also yes??? I think???26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? Grey28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? In order to get ignored you have to initiate conversation so, no 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? Like not really but I guess maybe 32: Are you mad at anyone? Being mad at people takes WAY too much effort 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 21 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? Yeeeee I just got back from vacation and we are going to the lake for like a week next week too 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? Probably not 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? Yea lmao 42: Are you available? In what context 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? Probably my second hole in my nose 46: Do you regret anything? Like not really but I suppose yes 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? Yes 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? Who says I'm not but also lmao because I don't think I really want anyone 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? Yes probably everyday 54: Did you get any compliments today? Not really but the guy at the gas station gave my my shit for free so that was cool56: Do you own anything from other countries? How could anyone answer no to this question 58: Where have you lived most of your life? California always 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? Yes lmao 62: Who do you text the most? I honestly have no clue I don't text that much 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? I don't have one 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? Nah I'm a week younger 68: Are you happy with where you live? Yes 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? Monogamous 72: What do you most like about making out? Everything and anything 74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? Probably 50/5076: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? My sister 78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? Nope 80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? I guess I don't mind 82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? Not really idk maybe 84: Last time you slow danced with someone? Lmao fuck idk 86: How can I win your heart? I don't have one 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Asleep 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? Yes all the time 92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? Depends on the person and where I am in life 94: Name four things that you wish you had! Allergy medicine, a sandwich, dick and a blanket 96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? Yes but like in a casual way 98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? I don't think so tbh 100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Not anyone I know personally 102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? Probably but not bc I'm shy 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? Obv 106: Do you flirt a lot? Probably 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? Yes110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? My pup112: Does someone like you currently? Probably not114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? See answer 92116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? Not sure tbh id like to say single but like let's be real here