#if anyone sees this and wants to do it say i tagged u. i will literally edit the post to have tagged u if u want

[sarang-noori]

KISSES FOR THE MASKED MAN

(Ghost x f!reader)

credits: nintendo blood (can anyone send me the artists tumblr profile so i can tag them properly!)

‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

"Oi lass, c'mere for a min" i heard soaps booming voice from the entrance of the training range. Putting down my gun away i jog up, wiping sweat away from the blazing sun, i reach them, only to find Gaz , looking at him confused "where's soap? I'm sure i heard him" "don't worry about that knuckle-head"

"We want u to do a thing" Gaz spoke, as i gave him a confused look "What?" Gaz bent down to my ear and whispered what he and soap had concocted "WHAAAT!" "shh shhh lower your voiceeeee" He shushed me trying putting his finger up at his lips "Are u for REAL?" whisper yelling near his face so nobody could hear in our conversation.

"pleaseee Y/N only you can do it....HE wont say anything to you...pleaseeeee" Gaz begged, he was almost on his knees. "You told her" "YEA he did" Soap joined the conversation "What and Why?" "Why not?" Was Soap's reply, and all i could do was give him a frown "turn that frow-" "Don't" soap made the 'zipping his mouth' motion.

I was contemplating my choices, I'd agree the thought made me very curious as to HOW he would react as well. "So?" "Am contemplating my chances if i will be alive or not, give me time" I replied swiftly and they both nodded their head "fair" "fair"

"Fine, i will do it"

***

I sneak inside his room, still had his mask on, that's not an issue, the big plus is he's napping.

Reaching him, i took out my lipstick and wore it thickly 'please don't wake up', I prayed to whatever god is up there and probably to all religions out there, as i swiftly placed kisses all over the mask, making sure the kiss stains were on that thing, but also not waking him up. As soon as it was done, i dipped from his room.

"It's done, i better get a treat"

***

Me, Gaz & Soap were all lounging on the dorm common room, when we started hearing hushed voices and whispers, i had a feeling, we 3 looked at each other; Soon enough we see Simon or Ghost strolling in to the common room from towards his room, 3 big, vibrant, red sploches of kiss marks were plastered over his mask "What's goin on?" he asked in his hoarse, gravely voice as he got himself a cup of coffee.

"Boys bre-Oh? Simon!" "Hmm?" Price joined and his eyes got fixed on Ghost's mask, i could see his mustache quiver, trying to keep himself from laughing "I see you get loved as well" Price spoke out cheekily Ghost looked at him confused then, maybe he realized something, took out his phone and checked him, eyes widening "Y/n? Wha-when?" He spoke out, not amused or having fun; Gaz and Soap were trying their best to not die from suppressed laughter.

"i thought u needed 'some love' as price said" Pointing at Price as i spoke, Ghost tried to rub off the the kiss marks only for it to smudge and stay in it's place, and that was the trigger for everyone to burst out into laughter.

"Not funny" Ghost mumbled with kiss stains all over his mask and smudges from where he tried to remove them. He sighs with deadpan eyes that i could see from his masks.

"Sorry LT" saying in between giggles.

This event turns out be quite a widespread talk all around the base, and every time Ghost heard other army men talking about it, he'd let out a groan and look me dead in the eyes, making me lose myself to giggles, and Soap and Gaz wheezing till they are out of breaths.

‧˚₊꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶︶︶꒦꒷‧₊˚⊹

This had been in my drafts for too long, finally i was able to form a proper story and finally post it. Well here it is. Enjoy. Bye.

[cryptiduck]

stuff from a view from the bridge by classifiedgenomes because it's been living in my head rent-free lately

[camelspit]

Keeper Sexymen 2025: Artist Portrait Signups

The Sexyman Contest is back for its 3rd year! Each year, artists sign up to make portraits of all of the men for the Keeper Sexymen Contest. This form will be open from Nov 21 - Nov 29, and I'll release the portrait assignments on the 30th. You will have until Feb 9 to complete the portraits and turn them in!

(alphabetized) List of men + Info about portrait submissions and rules below the cut! If you have any questions, feel free to message me :).

Alden Vacker

Alvar Vacker

Barth the Reaper

Behnam Aria

Blur

Boobrie Dude

Coach Bora

Bo

Brant [REDACTED]

Councillor Bronte

Bullhorn

Cadfael

Cassius Sencen

Councillor Darek

King Dimitar

Durand Redek

Elwin Heslege

Councillor Emery

King Enki

Ethan Benedict Wright II

Fallon Vacker

Fintan Pyren

Gethen Ondsinn

Grady Ruewen

Greyfell

Iggy

Jurek

Councillor Kenric

Kesler Dizznee

Marty

Mr Forkle

Mr Snuggles

Mr Sweeney

Councillor Noland

Prentice Endal

Quan Song

Quinlin Sonden

Ruy Ignis

Sandor

Councillor Terik

Tiergan Alenefar

Timkin Heks

Trix

Watson

William Foster

Woltzer

Wraith

Yuri

When you finish your portraits, you can post them and tag me in them and/or message them directly to me! The choice is yours <3 as long as I get them sometime before or on Feb 9. If you think your submission might be late or you need to drop out, please message me as soon as possible!

RULES:

I dont care how big it is but please use a SQUARE canvas. This makes the posts a lot easier to format <3

Portrait is a broad term- you can draw however much of the man you want in whatever post you want, whether it be full body or just the head

It does not have to be entirely canon accurate! You can add your own hcs (ex. poc vackers), it just has to be identifiable as the character

Have fun!!!

[jitters-art]

some much needed hugs for naruto…..

[ ID: 5 different half body digital drawings of naruto hugging other people. first is naruto hugging sasuke from behind. the viewer is facing their backs, and narutos face is turned away. sasuke is holding naruto’s hand over his shoulder. second is iruka hugging academy aged naruto tightly. they both look upset like iruka is comforting naruto. third is naruto and sakura sitting and taking a nap together. naruto leans into sakura and hugs her arms which are wrapped around him. fourth is sai and naruto hugging, naruto with his back to the viewer. sai grips narutos shirt tightly. fifth is a side view of naruto and gaara hugging, narutos face is obscured. the backgrounds are all the same off-white. the one with sakura has a tree that the two are leaning against, and the one with gaara has the outside of sunagakure. the others all have an enlarged copy of the lineart. END ID. ]

[ ID: 5 different half body digital drawings of naruto hugging and being hugged by other people. first is naruto hugging sasuke from behind. the viewer is facing their backs, and narutos face is turned away. sasuke is holding naruto’s hand over his shoulder. sasuke is drawn pale with a scar on his chin, and an industrial and lobe piercing. he wears a blue sweatshirt and black pants. naruto is drawn brown with light freckles and is wearing an oversized beige tshirt and pink shorts. second is iruka hugging academy aged naruto tightly. they both seem upset like iruka is comforting naruto. iruka is drawn brown and wears a light brown longsleeve with striped sleeves, brown jeans and gold dangle earrings. his nails are painted pink. naruto is wearing his goggles and and orange tshirt. third is naruto and sakura sitting and taking a nap together. naruto leans into sakura and hugs her arms which are wrapped around him. sakura leans her head on top of narutos. sakura is drawn blasian with coily hair, a gold septum ring and eyebrow piercing. she wears a pink sweatshirt and brown jeans with designs. naruto wears an orange headband, a blue hoodie and orange sweatpants. fourth is sai and naruto hugging, naruto with his back to the viewer. sai grips narutos shirt tightly. sai is drawn pale with a large mole underneath his eye. he wear a black croptop and sweatpants. naruto wears a pink tshirt and grey jorts. fifth is a side view of naruto and gaara hugging, narutos face is obscured. gaara is drawn tan with super light freckles, multiple silver piercings, a couple moles and a beige sweatshirt with shukakus pattern on on the arms. naruto wears a light green sweatshirt and his nails are painted purple. the backgrounds are all the same off-white. the one with sakura has a tree that the two are leaning against with an open forest behind them, and the one with gaara has the outside of sunagakure. the others all have an enlarged copy of the lineart. END ID. ]

[nyxi-pixie]

fake ass queers you dont even WANT to rearrange the traditional understanding of relationships

[raccoonnutella13]

why are ppl always so mean about taz :(

[smoshingatut]

I'm kinda tired of dungeon meshi fans blatantly misinterpreting Kabru's goals, motivations, and character so they can ship him with Laios...like obviously it's awesome if you enjoy Laikabu but can you nooot twist Kabru's intentions for involving himself with the guy who constantly triggers his monster trauma and pisses him off so bad he gets brain damage so that he turns into "the guy who wants to suck Laios's dick" as his entire character? I've even seen people cut off Kabru's words to make it seem like he is admiring Laios because it would disrupt that narrative

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

[mossterunderthebed]

[caruliaa]

just bc im a lesbian doesnt mean tht i wont at times become deeply entranced with the beauty of male actor or character. it just means i wld rather be locked in a room with a man with a knife than do anything romantic or sexual with one

[adelinamoteru]

at some point some of yall will have to admit to yourselves that the jason todd you like and have built up in fanon is not the jason todd that he actually is

inconsistent canon writing included, I have no idea where these povs on him are coming from if ur not actually meaning to do a disservice to his character

[ajdrawshq]

i can almost guarantee ive said it before but. he would thrive in a zero escape game

[mars-ipan]

experiencing any level of joint pain for longer than a day or two has only reinforced my belief that ppl with chronic pain are actually the strongest motherfuckers on the goddamn planet

[autistic-katara]

there r fics that make u insane (so amazingly good it’s removed ur sanity) and then there’s fics that make u insane (you need to fistfight the author for how they did a specific thing that caused u to rant for hours)

[averlym]

whshdfhfjf.,,,

[fadeintolight]

pont pont vesszőcske