#if anyone even cares lol

[omppupiiras]

i drew a stupid amount of different corn pea käärijäs of varying quality yesterday so if anyone wants me to drop one in their ask box just say the word and i will >:) 🌽🌽

[t3acupz]

hysteria is hugh dancy’s worst movie

[lunar-hikari]

engage is driving me insane so i've been rewriting veyle in my head to cope lol this is super disjointed and incomplete but whatever i want it out of my head

concept: instead of the split personality/brainwashing/secret third thing that she's got going on to absolve her of all guilt in the actual game they actually use that initial explanation that EVeyle is her fell impulses brought to the forefront. So Veyle is fully willingly working with Sombron and co. but also is fully aware that he killed her favorite sibling bc he really does not seem to be trying to hide that even slightly

Veyle, having adored said sibling, naturally is not cool with this but also recognizes that he can one round her is way out of her league at the moment and so is basically biding her time for an opportunity to murder him dead. but also! those fell impulses. she is ambivalent AT BEST to humanity and much more likely to be instinctively actively hostile, which is why she doesn't particularly mind all the murder while she's waiting

so for her first meeting with Alear instead of her blasting a Corrupted and saving Alear's ass then being all uwu or whatever she spots a person who doesn't trip her 'not dragon kill kill kill' instincts and sees that they're about to get bodied so she yells "HEY" at the corrupted to get them to stop bc they listen to her, but Alear interprets it as a warning and bisects the Corrupted. Veyle is intrigued and decides to try chatting with this person

Instead of Veyle saying that she's looking for her sibling, she comments that Alear reminds her of her sibling. Alear offers to protect Veyle/escort her to said sibling, assuming that she's helpless since she didn't obscurite-blast anything in front of them in this version of events. Veyle comments smth along the lines of how Alear should be more careful or they'll wind up dead like her sibling, bitterly noting while pulling out the dragonstone that even the promise that as long as this stone stayed intact they'd still be alive was a lie. She then wanders off or smth idk

she'd run into Alear occasionally over the course of the story (I imagine there would be a longer lead up to her big Reveal, or at least more meetings with her in the lead up) with the intent of seeing if Alear is strong enough to kill Sombron but would pointedly never stick around to meet anyone else (bc gross, humans)

A later meeting could have Alear try to bond by asking what about them reminds Veyle of her sibling, only for her to be unable to answer because she can't remember much "before waking up alone" - establishing that dragons losing memories after long slumbers is like. a Thing instead of just a contrivance for Alear, and also explaining how she doesn't fully recognize Alear on sight lol

she'd still have a big boss fight, but instead of trying to get the Kaga Helmet off of her Alear would be trying to convince her to stop fighting for Sombron bc he clearly does not give a fuck about her (idk there'd be some previous fight where she didn't have enough support or smth as evidence) and asking if this is really what her sibling would want, making Veyle waver and consider swapping sides

Then Sombron swoops in to blast everyone as per canon and Alear mcfucking dies to protect Veyle, at which point the dragonstone that she still carries around breaks and she realizes Alear was her sibling all along (in this version that tidbit wouldn't have been dropped in a random-ass conversation she isn't a part of early lol) and openly goes against Sombron

Recruited Veyle's supports/character development would be built around her learning to not carry through with her knee-jerk hatred reaction to any-and-all non-dragon people and learning to reach out to others, since she largely shut out everyone after losing Alear the first time out of self-preservation (and to not be caught scheming)

smth smth whatever happens in endgame except better written idk I haven't gotten there yet lmao

idk I just think they could've done a lot more with the series first playable definitively fell dragon character (sorry Robin and potential kids, you don't count for this) but instead they went with uwu cutesy character who has done nothing wrong ever no not even those things you literally saw her do

[choccy-milky]

ty to @icedmatchawoatmilk13 for sending this to me! i may have gone a bit overboard but this was so much fun to fill out/think about BAHAHA💖 ill still never get over how perfect the song sarah smiles is for them...the lyrics AND the fact that its an alliteration...im gonna do an animatic about seb and clora to that song one day i swear 😩 ((blank template by oakwolves!))

[noisyghost]

(I started sketching this design nearly immediately after season 2 ended but just now had some time to clean it up so. Excuse me rambling out loud here)

TLDR; I actually really liked the initial design + direction for Warwick-Vander (I <3 human faced werewolves)! But the show design kinda felt like a transitory state between Vander and Warwick to me, so I wanted to try my hand at blending his Arcane design with his in game design. Like a "what would he look like if the transformation kept going" kinda thing. There's a few things I'm not fully settled on, but Im mostly satisfied :)

(rambling under the readmore, its 3 am as i type this lol)

When season 2 first started, I sort of had it in my head that the narrative would have Vander "die" for Warwick to finish the transformation into his final form, forcing Vi and Jinx to finally say goodbye together. Well! That didn't happen lol. I mean. Vander did "die", but whatever was left behind isn't really Warwick. I'm not quite sure what they were going for, either with him or with how Jinx "dies", its all just a little messy when i feel like there was a more obvious narrative conclusion.

Visually i think the final design in the show is cool removed from context, but it doesn't really make sense to me in regards to the story. Like. Warwicks whole thing is that he curbs his violent impulses by killing "bad guys" in the undercity. League lore is a hot fucking mess and I don't even go there so I get that they (the writers) were playing fast and loose but I can see why so many Warwick fans were less than pleased with where the show leaves him, because it doesn't really feel like the same character outside of his initial experimentation.

In my own idea palace, Jinx fakes her death and leaves Warwick to be Zaun's new mascot. Having this literal monster that eats bad guys and saves innocent people in the process become a new symbol for Zaun feels like a no brainer to me. Imagine the iconography they'd make for this thing! And it brings Vanders whole schtick back around; he still "dies" but the Literal Memory of him lives on in Zaun, still protecting the people he cared about most. You get the bittersweet ending of Vi and Jinx having to move on because hes not really their dad anymore, but their memory is what keeps Warwick "human", still with Zaun even if Vi is doing Piltover shit and Jinx is off exploring the world.

Idk! I know the implication that Jinx faked her death is there, but whatever happens to Warwick seems to be like they didnt really have the time to fully explore the ideas they were going for, so a couple characters just got kinda left floating at the end there. If Ekko and Jinx werent going to run away together, I wanted to see Ekko befriending Warwick so they could fight to make Zaun a better place.

I have more coherent ideas than this but it's 3 am when im typing this so sorry if im not eloquent enough to properly explain what im thinking. Ekko and his weird dog that used to be his uncle. Imagine.

[gt-daboss]

Hear Me Out: Reverse GT Alien Abduction.

We are the invaders. Humanity has long since fantasized about hordes of unknown, giant flying monstrosities raining down from the heavens onto our small blue orb in the lonely universe. Huddling In secret in the recesses of our homes as fellow humans are abducted to who knows where, never to be seen again. Families torn apart and for what reason? Don't they know we are people too?

only...

That's the exact role humanity plays, no- not as the victims, but as the oppressors. All throughout the galaxy known for their greed and insatiable curiosity, their ever-hungering thirst for knowledge and the unknown, trampling over any and all species that sought to slow them down.

So, when Humanity found a planet with creatures who looked nearly identical to their own, but at a fraction of the size and power...

their fate was inevitable.

hooof, i might make a part 2 at some point soon! you guys know i can't let a cruel scenario not have a happy ending xD

if anybody thinks the lighting looks weird- its supposed to imply someone opened up a door to go into this 'pet' shop and light is shining in. (metaphorical/literal ray of hope, maybe this human will be nice lol~)

[cometshift]

I am kinda curious now what was Mx Blackrock’s reaction to Subspace’s being poisoned by Medkit

thank you for the interesting ask! her reaction wasnt great

[homielander]

like yeah of course tom thinks shiv is a scorpion because he doesn't know she compromised her position and sacrificed her brother so he wouldn't go to prison. he doesn't know she refused to divulge any information about cruises to gil in season 1 before she was certain tom would walk away unscathed. he doesn't know she shut down her brothers' offer to fire him, doesn't know she ensured he'd have a place in the company post-acquisition, doesn't know that the first time she indelicately interrogated matsson about whether she'd have any power and influence at waystar gojo was literally immediately after matsson brought up the idea of firing tom. and it's her fault he doesn't know that she's protected him at nearly every turn because she won't tell him. and it's looking more likely with every passing episode that he'll never know 😔🔫

[boredlime]

when you're Probably Not Cis but you present as it anyways because you're too lazy to do anything about it

[girlcum-cumdump]

i wanna be a brat so bad sometimes but I’m so obedient it’s embarrassing 🥺

[cakepoppresent]

Lance Crews Bedroom

[kaontic]

“I'm headin' in for repairs!”

“I'll shadow you back!”

One of my fav G1 moments, even if I read too much into it.

[kaiserouo]

nom nom nom

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

[fisheito]

rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"

and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers

they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)

[ophanstears]

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I know that Clover's gender is up to interpretation (the devs DID say so themselves) but I still feel weird when people make them exclusively male or female LOL Like it's TECHNICALLY fine??? but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

more in tags as usual because I am a yapper. i am so sorry for having strong opinions about gender and representation. i am usually more fun than this 🥲🥲🥲🥲