#if any of yall are still interested in these message me i guess?

[chiistarri]

what if instead of messaging me in the middle of the night about your stupid fucking girlfriend and your stupid fucking problems with her you actually act like my fucking friend and message me like how you message everyone else in our group

[siennaditbot]

Sethos x Reader: Sun & Moon

Hehe, look at me actually finishing it lol. Been ages since I've written x Reader stuff but I hope yall like it. Sethos needs more love <3

Female reader but I hope yall can still enjoy it lol :>

Getting to know each other, helping each other, soft pining, subtle affection

Masterlist

Sethos was a people person. He could talk to everyone and make them forget that they hadn't just met him, seamlessly integrating into any group he wished.

He had a good facial memory, so he could strike up a familiar conversation with most of the citizens.

But there was someone in Sumeru City that he had never properly caught for a chat. A humble cleaner girl, who seemed to hate him for some reason.

Whenever he tried to start a casual conversation with her, she focused on anything but him, her body language telling him she did not want to talk. Her replies were curt and he had to try hard to keep the conversation from dying.

He was pushy, yeah, but he knew not to push his luck. She was practically holding a weapon she could smack him with, after all. An everyman’s polearm - a broom.

So, he stopped approaching her. They just coexisted, him passing by her sweeping the streets sometimes, offering a polite wave as he jogged past her.

Then, on one rainy day, Sethos was caught enjoying the shower between his errands. He stood in the middle of the empty street, eyes closed and face lifted skyward as if to hug the rainfall.

But the rain suddenly stopped.

He opened his eyes in surprise and briefly met hers, before she handed her umbrella to him and dashed off. He was left there, staring at her disappearing form and the splatters of water as she ran.

He was confused, but shrugged the absurd encounter off with an amused smile.

“Heh, guess she doesn't hate me, after all. Interesting.”

Sethos loved being in the city. It was full of fascinating people, especially within the Akademiya. He loved learning about them, their stories, ideas and passions.

And now the curt sweeper girl had caught his interest.

He still politely greeted her when he passed by, and her responses were curt as ever, usually simply nodding and letting him pass. But now he read her behavior as shy and awkward instead of hateful.

His polite smile became a bit more genuine when he understood.

He kept noticing her in other places after that, too. She was often found sitting in random spots, holding a notebook she was very focused on, not paying attention to anyone who wondered what her deal was.

Sethos was one of them. He curiously eyed her every time he saw her, but she never lifted her face from her notebook.

One day she was sitting on a box behind Lambad’s Tavern, hand going wild as she worked on the notebook in her lap. Sethos noticed her, and decided to approach her for once.

She jumped when his voice cut through her concentration, having broken into her bubble.

“Soo. What’cha working on there?”

She immediately shut the notebook and looked away, clutching it to her chest.

“Heh, you were really into it. Sorry for spooking you.”

She didn't reply, no idea what to say, so she literally waved it off. He got the message, leaning against the railing next to her.

“You're a funny one, you know. I can never expect where you'll be sitting with that secret tome of yours. I’ve heard people call you a local cryptid because of it.”

That made her snort, and she immediately threw a hand up to cover her mouth.

His smile widened, proud of drawing a new reaction out of her.

“It's true, though. I've seen you on several branches of the Divine Tree, on a roof or two, and I swear I caught you behind a bush once. What's up with that?”

She scratched her cheek shyly, not expecting anyone to pay attention to her.

“...Inspiration”, she finally managed.

“Inspiration, eh? What's so inspiring about sitting behind a bush?”

She chuckled lightly in response.

“I just like switching spots. Different angles.”

"Riight, right, that makes sense. What do you need that inspiration for, then? Writing, drawing, homework?”

She turned the cover of the notebook towards him. It had ‘sketchbook’ written on it in fancy letters.

“Ohhh, an artist, I see. That's cool. You got the whole ‘vibe’ down too, now that I think about it.”

She drew the sketchbook back to herself again, shrugging with a small, amused hum.

“Quiet and mysterious. Who knows what's going on inside those covers”, he explained with a playful grin.

She was still curt, but her small smile gave him confirmation that she definitely didn't hate him.

“I’ll let you continue, then. Can't stop an artist when inspiration hits, after all.”

After seeing her nod and timidly wave at him, he stood back up with a satisfied smile. He waved in response and walked off, arms stretched behind his head as he went to continue on with his day.

From there on, he stopped to bother her for a moment or two whenever and wherever he caught her. She didn't seem willing to talk about art or her secret sketchbook, so he kept the conversation alive, talking about whatever. She was still curt and shy, but her snorts and amused huffs became a more common occurrence as days passed.

One day, after he was done telling one of his stories, she seemed particularly thoughtful.

“What's up? Remind you of something? Oh, oh, did I give you inspiration?” he grinned excitedly, pointing at her.

She took a moment to formulate her reply.

“..How do you always have something to talk about?”

He didn't expect that. She didn't seem annoyed, though..

“Heh, I’ve just seen and heard many interesting things. I like sharing mine, and learning more from the people I meet.”

“That simple?”

He shrugged casually.

“I’m a people person. I like talking and listening.”

Her face formed a strained smile as she looked away.

“My brain always goes blank when there's people around. It's like there's not a single thought in there.”

That seemed to confirm his assumption of her treatment of him before. She was just shy. Or socially anxious.

“Ah. More of an introvert, then?”

“...No, I want to be around people. I just… short circuit. Not very interesting company.”

“I think you're plenty interesting”, he stated matter-of-factly, “you've got me curious.”

That surprised her, and she turned to look in the general direction of his face, but still not meeting his eyes.

“You’re curious? About me?”

“Sure am. There's the sitting in random spots thing, your mystery book, how you're so focused you don't react to people gawking and talking about you right next to you…”

He counted with his fingers, amused but genuine.

“There's obviously a lot going on in there. I’m curious about what sorts of ideas you have. Art isn't exactly the biggest thing around the city, after all.”

She had to take a moment to take in his words.

“It's nothing special, really. Just stories, imaginary situations and encounters.”

“A bit of fantasy added to the ordinary, eh? That's fun. Care to give me an example?”

A bit nosy, maybe, but he was interested.

She looked away for a moment, not sure if she should or whether she even could produce an example for him. He seemed genuinely curious though, so she tried, and inspiration hit when she gazed down at the docks.

“Um, like, a long-awaited reunion happening down there. A tearful embrace…”

She suddenly felt very embarrassed.

“..That's dumb, isn't it? I can-”

“No, no, no, don't worry. I can see it. A bit of a romantic, aren't you?”

She blushed a little, but shrugged with a noncommittal chuckle.

“Comes with the whole art thing, I think.”

“Heh, makes sense. I like it.”

A moment of silence. It was comfortable to him, but she felt the need to fill it.

“U-um, thanks, for, you know, always talking to me.”

He wasn't expecting that, either, and hummed in question, grinning curiously.

“...I like talking to people. It's just..difficult”, she continued, wanting her thanks to reach him properly.

“Well, I’m always down for a chat. I'll keep stopping by to bother you, then?”

“You aren't bothering me. But yeah. I'd like that. Maybe I’ll learn some tips and tricks from the master of social skills”, she joked with a soft smile.

“Sounds like a plan.”

And so they continued their occasional chats. He often ended up stopping people to talk with them, anyway, but it was nice to have confirmation that he actually wasn't bothering her.

His company gradually helped her relax and learn to imitate some of his social techniques, like asking questions and using more open body language.

Eye contact was still an issue for her, though. And to Sethos’ surprise, it bugged him a little.

He was straightforward and social, so eye contact came naturally to him. Not everyone he talked with looked back into his, so he knew it wasn't easy for everyone. And, to be fair, his eyes were kind of intense, which was a blessing and a curse sometimes.

Yet, somehow, he couldn't shake the thought of wanting to meet her eyes. She was always looking somewhere else when they talked. Usually her sketchbook.

He had only met her eyes once, by accident that time she handed him her umbrella. They were bright and curious, almost striking in the muddiness of the downpour.

He remembered them clearly.

Still, he didn't want to make her uncomfortable, so he did his best so she could relax when they chatted. He wouldn't push her, make her feel like she had to do it.

So, instead, he focused on learning more about her and her ideas and visions, and loved telling her his stories since they seemed to inspire her to some extent.

He learned to pick up on the change in her expression when she moved from listening to him to formulating an idea.

It was cute.

He thought positively about people, appreciated their qualities, both inside and out, but it wasn't often that he considered a person cute.

That thought lingered in his mind, too.

He didn't think it affected how he interacted with her, but he unconsciously became a bit more friendly, almost flirty at times. He often grinned when they talked, initiated playful physical contact - like poking or gently kicking her - and couldn't help but give her tons of honest compliments, especially on her art.

Her reactions made her even more cute to him. She blushed at times, yes, but she was playful in return, smacking him with her pencil or broom or rolling her eyes with that amused smile of hers. And she gladly showed him her work now.

One time after their brief chat when she was working, he was left with a single thought in his mind:

“Heh, shucks. I like her.”

It wasn't a world changing revelation, just made him connect the dots and realize how much his way of interacting with her had changed.

…And he was pretty sure she liked him too.

He kept interacting with her like usual, honestly just enjoying what they had. A comfortable friendship with banter, intrigue and plenty of laughter.

But it would be a lie to say that he wasn't also gauging more on what she could be feeling.

He picked his best stories, told them with a bit more flair, and gave her more casual compliments.

And, well, if their knees happened to touch when they were talking, or his playful pokes lingered on her skin a moment too long to be read as platonic, he didn't make a big deal out of it.

One day Sethos caught her sketching on a sturdy branch of the Divine Tree, easily accessible but not immediately visible to the townsfolk.

He chuckled and approached her, nimbly making his way to her in the tree.

“You're an enigma, you know that?” he grinned as he sat down next to her.

“It’s simple, really. The view is great from here. So many people to see, so much inspiration to gather.”

He looked down. The citizens were enjoying their evening activities; entering and exiting the tavern, boats docking, adventurers returning to get their rewards for their daily commissions.

It was interesting. He preferred to be mingling down there with them, but stepping back and watching the hustle and bustle from a different angle made him appreciate it in a new way.

He might not have lived in the city for long, but watching all those people do their thing made him realize how lucky he was to be around so many people nowadays. He grew up in the desert, with only the people of the temple as his company, after all.

He was gazing down with a gentle and slightly solemn expression, happy to be where he was now. He had friends, connections, and now… her, too.

He turned to look at her, about to share his appreciation for the view too, but to his surprise, he met her eyes. She had been watching him, curious about how quiet he went and what he was thinking of.

Her eyes held a hint of worry, but enough affection to make him stumble with his words. This time it was Sethos who broke eye contact, turning to look back down.

“Y-yeah. I get it. All those people have their own lives and stories to tell.”

“Exactly!” she chuckled and pointed the end of her pencil at him. “A gold mine of inspiration and ideas.”

They both loved getting ideas from people, huh? Their ways were different, sure, but maybe they were pretty similar, after all.

Stories, curiosity, ideas and inspiration. They worked well together.

That train of thought suddenly made him feel the need to communicate his feelings to her. Like his soul was calling out, wanting to connect with this girl whose company he had been enjoying more and more.

“You know, you remind me of the Moon sometimes”, he started, fittingly artistic for what he was about to do.

“Sounds fun and poetic. Care to elaborate?”

“You're always present, I just gotta know where to look. Mysterious, but mesmerizing.”

“Hehe, thank you.”

She smiled, but didn't seem to catch the full meaning of his words, so he continued.

“What I’m trying to say is, I like you. You draw my attention in a way no one else does.”

Well that definitely caught her attention.

“You do?”

Their eyes met again, and he nodded, not ashamed or embarrassed, but ever so slightly nervous.

She cleared her throat to answer him.

“...I always thought you were like the Sun. You're warm, fun, and easily draw people to you.”

She wasn't as calm as he was, but hoped her indirect poetic message reached him too.

“Does that mean what I think it does?” he couldn't help but ask, a hopeful grin on his face.

She moved her gaze down and nodded.

“I-I like you too. I feel like I can relax around you.”

Both sat in silence, soft and giddy grins on their faces, taking in the big words hanging in the air.

They turned to look back down at the citizens buzzing around the streets, the shy mood eventually becoming comfortable again, and moved on into imagining what kinds of adventures the people below them had experienced today.

Their fingers soon found each other and intertwined slightly as they sat together.

[itsbansheebitch]

More thoughts

I get both sides, but I feel a little confused they couldn't find four people in their +25 employees

Data analyst (Are you seriously telling me you couldn't personally email or even just HIRE matpat's team who do data analytics as part of Theorist Media to help??? The man would be overjoyed to help???)

Editor (Put the first $6 towards a can of coffee grounds, dude)

PR Team (Even, like, a single person, please, for the love of god)

Business Major (Or literally anyone that has taken a home ec/budgeting/personal finance class)

First, the Dish Granted series was started when gold leaf burgers were novel, now it's seen as tone deaf (for obvious reasons) it should have shifted to something like interviews with people who make that kind of food or local businesses (like parmesan cheese shops in Parma, Italy) or the history of food (like talking about the history of modern Native American slavery on Californian wine vinyards). Not to mention the untapped potential of Food Fraud topics. Either shift it, or scrap it. Any data analyst or chronically online person could tell you that.

Second, why did you keep "anyone can afford $6 a month" in? Are the editors asleep at the wheel? Are they overworked? What is going on? You know damn well to not make generalizations about what people can afford. That's NEVER a good idea, especially when you KNOW (because YT gives you analytics) that most of your viewers are young (16/18-30/35 range, I'd guess) who probably, either 1, are still in school and either arent paid well/dont have jobs OR 2, arent paid well and tired of people's shit, like people who own businesses talking about "tough financial decisions." To them, Watcher isn't going to look different from the other people talking like that, because this was so sudden, with no input from fans, and in the video you hear shit like "anyone can afford [X]." To be frank, it wouldn't really matter what the amount is, because that generalization goes against the message they have stood by for years. THAT is a slap in the face.

Third, what are yall doing with the budgeting? Every artist has a right to make art that they are proud of. Every artist deserves to have their work seen if they so choose. Every artist deserves to make a living. HOWEVER, there are MANY options online when it comes to making money, especially on YT. You could get into marketing, data analysis, expanding your demographic, looking at what people are interested in right now VS what will stand the test of time (not gold leaf burgers), etc.

You have to either have these skills, develop these skills, or hire someone to do it for you. It's understandable that you would want a team behind the production, but I find +25 employees to be WAY too many people, especially in LA. Bailey Sarian has a Dark History section on her YT (and Spotify podcast) where she has hired historians to help make sure her episodes are as accurate as possible. You've caught heat before from Puppet History's missing & incorrect info, you should do the same. She has about three (3) "intermissions" per episode for ad breaks. I never see anyone complain. People WOULD listen to yall talk for that long (+1 hour videos), tbh, though that's not necessary.

Why are yall out here with Teslas, expensive food, new gear, scripts (where there weren't scripts before, PH is different, that makes sense), and "better than TV" level sets??? I need to put your accountant in this week's church prayer list what the actual hell??? Ya'll, this video is literally the meme:

Guys help me budget:

LA Rent: 2K per month

Videos: 100K per vid

+25 Employees: God only knows

New stuff for videos: Don't get me started

Like, are you serious?

You have a right to do whatever you want with your art. You have a right to charge whatever you'd like for that art. You have a right to make a living from your art and you have a right to ask your fans for money.

Your fans have a right to be angry when they've been supporting yall for, what, almost 10 years? They have a right to choose when and where to spend their money even when you've made an impact. They have a right to feel betrayed, especially when there are better options (like Nebula or consulting with Theorist Media).

Fans DO NOT have a right to be racist to any members of Watcher, now that they have made a decision they do not agree with.

I personally, think this is a really silly decision and could have been solved (haha solved) with a simple YT poll, but apparently we had to get... this. I respect their decision, I just don't think it was a smart one. I wish them the best, and I hope they find a better solution. Any further comment from me will depend on what steps they take next.

[goregfx]

SOON I WILL BE RE-INTRODUCING REFUNDS (OPTIONAL) [PLEASE READ]

i hate to put this on the table because i am always looking forward to creating things for others, but i feel i need to enable this option mostly for sanity/health sake. i would be lying if i said i haven't already pondered wanting to do this sooner since i had last revoked the option, due to the bad financial spot i was/am in.

in due time, i will once more be opting to refund clients waiting on their orders/WIPS, if they so choose the option. meaning, yall are more than welcome to stick around and keep your requests if you dont mind the extremely slow pace/activity. its no secret that since i started my new job, it has put a severe dent in my ability to find general free time, but it has now additionally impacted my ability to wind down at all; more so, my ability to recover from repetitions/work related strains—my joints are always in pain and im too foggy when im come home to address any additional work i owe here. i cannot properly recoup this way. and so, with the anxiety of owed commissions looming overhead, i don't think i can commit to an online presence the way i used to...not that I'm complaining—nor do i want anyone to worry about assuring me they arent worried about time frames—anxiety can be very one-sided for me even if i do know better, and id just...rather not feel obligated to commit after i had revoked refunds for a while out of desperation, if that makes sense.

YES, ITS OPTIONAL, NOT A MUST.

if you feel that in my lengthy absence that your time/money would be best spent supporting other wonderful creators who could use it more right now, i will be more than happy to reimburse you! i do appreciate how many of you did go out of your way to support me thus far—there are so many times i wouldnt have been able to eat or have a roof over my head if it hadnt been for all you sweethearts. given im doing a bit better than i was now, even if its not entirely perfect, i just know theres others out there who can use this sort of support more than i can right now, if you still have plans to achieve your blog makeovers! however, if you ARE still interested despite all the delays that come my way, youre more than welcome to stick around. i guess this will just be that double-confirmation, given I've done my best to stay in contact/up-to-date about my pace. i would just like to say this is to be transparent with my clients, as a reminder im not trying to ghost nor scam anyone. entirely your call!

HERE'S THE DEAL.

IF YOU DO CHOOSE TO OPT FOR A REFUND, you will have to directly message me, and i will place you in a trello list dedicated to refunds i owe; it will be a first come first serve basis—if you messaged me for refund ahead of others, then i will be serving you first; just so i don't get confused. i should also note here, the refund process will not be quick and prompt. i will do my best of course to communicate with refund clients about when/if im able to over pay periods, and it may even have to be done in payment plans—just because i do have to cover rent/bills.

GIVEN I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO START MOST OF THESE, UNSTARTED WORK WILL BE THE ONLY ONES ELIGIBLE FOR A FULL REFUND. ANY WORK I HAVE DONE, IF STILL A WIP, WILL BE PARTIAL REFUND OF 50%.

DO NOT REFER TO MY CARRD FOR INFORMATION RIGHT NOW AS MUCH INFO IS OUTDATED AND I NEED TO REVAMP. IM CURRENTLY GOING BY THIS POST AND DIRECT, TRANSPARENT COMMUNICATION WITH MY CLIENTS!!! I WILL STILL KEEP READY-MADE RESOURCES GOING, IM JUST CUTTING OFF COMMISSIONS FOR THE TIME BEING.

[linaselandbasil]

Vampire Kareshi ch.3

Ch.1, Ch.2, AO3 link.

University au, Bloodweave.

Have fun reading yall!

...

After a long shower, a careful trim of his beard, cutting of his nails and a few drops of cologne, he felt ready. He put the wizardly robes on, he was looking great, feeling giddy. But also he's going to throw up from the stress.

"Wyll I'm nervous." He finally turned to his friend after a few minutes of checking the time and waiting for an 'im here' text.

"But you want this, so get yourself together. " Wyll was looking at him pacing in the room, comfortably sitting on the couch with a can of some disgusting sugary death drink in hand.

"I do. I'm just not used to stuff like this! Do you think he's going to kiss me?"

"I don't know. I'm sure he will if you ask him to. But make sure you don't kiss him too soon, wait until the end of the night."

"Um, okay."

"And don't be afraid to flirt. He will probably be put off if you just take all the compliments and don't give any back, it would make it seem like you're not enjoying yourself."

"Understood." A notification sound rang aloud in the room. "It's time... Thank you for lending me your fancy cologne, it won't be forgotten!" He checks the message.

'I'll be there in a few minutes, cant wait to see you darling.'

Darling... DARLING!

'The feeling is mutual.'

"Are you not going to get going?" Wyll asked, confused as to why his friend was just watching the parking lot from the window.

"I'll teleport, it makes an impression!"

"You can do that?"

"Of course, what kind of wizard can't teleport? Oh look, he's there!" Wyll scampered to the window to finally see this mistery man.

"That... My father has a car like that, just who is this guy?"

"He said his father was Cazador. I suppose that should tell you something."

"Cazador Szarr? I'm not surprised he has a son I've never heard about, I'm sure he has a couple more he himself hasn't seen."

"I see. Well, it's lovely talking to you in our shared livingspace that I see you in every single day, but I think it's time for me to get going! Until next time!" He bowed and walked into a portal that was freshly opening up behind him.

In the ambiguous space between the two portals he found himself a little stuck. Oh no...

...

Astarion checked himself out in the selfie camera, carefully inspecting his visage. He'd do it in one of the many mirrors of Cazadors displacer but he cannot, for obvious reasons.

He was startled by a loud magic magicing right beside his car. He was not eager to get out and see what's up on account of him being in the possession of survival instincts, but when a hand with a pretty ring on it reached out, he became intrigued.

"A hand? Please?"

"Oh, Gale! It's you!"

"Can you help me out?" He grabbed the hand and began pulling. No use. In the meantime Wyll was watching all of this go down from the window and thought 'That's one hell of an impression you're making.' He pitied the both of them and reached into the portal to give Gale a good push. He has 9 strength, so he's not much better off than the other two but it did the trick!

Astarion could barely keep standing as the human fell into his arms. "So you're a wizard?"

"Yes, I am! An apprentice of Elminster and a graduate of the Wizarding academy of Waterdeep! I'm working on my second degree here in Baldur's gate." He straightened up, proud as could be. Suddenly as he was faced with the elf, all his nervousness faded into oblivion. Standing this close, Gale also noticed that the elf was not by much, but still a little shorter than him. He seemed taller on camera, not that Gale is complaining.

"I wouldn't have guessed you were a wizard! This is interesting to say the least! I must say, you look positively delectable, darling."

"So do you." Gale looked at the vampires outfit, which was hard to see as it was mostly black. What Gale didn't fail to notice was the way it glittered as it was illuminated by streetlights. "You look much more solemnly dressed, I must say I feel like a clown."

"Oh no, you'll be fine, I'm the weird one for dressing for the casket I was always destined for. I felt like I didn't wear this black jacket enough, so I put an outfit together just so I can wear it."

"I'd say it was a great idea, you look... Pretty." The wizard fiddled with the sun motifs embroidered into the robes of summer.

Astarion opened the door of the car and beckoned him in. He did so without a question. Astarion followed shortly after, starting the car once again. "Thank you. But let me warn you, this gift is particularly hard to open, the zipper on this top always gets stuck!" Astarions sharp gaze was solely fixed on the road ahead, but he can definitely tell Gale was flustered beyond belief.

"I- I see... "

"You're cute, I'll stop, I can see that you're a bit uncomfortable."

"No, continue! I'm just not in my element, not much experience you see!"

"I understand." He started the car, all he could think about was how much he he wished that Cazador didn't like this one.

...

To Gales surprise, he wasn't over or under dressed, he was perfect. That didn't make him feel any less strange though.

A couple of guests he spoke to seemed to eye him with interest, then with disappointment as they got nearer, he wondered what that was about. Maybe they didn't like that he seemed to already have a pair.

"Darling, care for a drink?" Astarion appeared right besides him, speak of the devil. He's quiet as a kitten, but Gale didn't know he was supposed to get spooked so he didn't.

"I've had plenty already, thanks." He looked around at the other guests, who were behaving very very improperly. He's not that kind of girl.

"Hmm, you know, these people are quite the company, but I'd prefer yours alone. Would you like to find us a dark corner to slink away into?" Astarions arm was wrapped around his, the human could hear the sequins of Astarions jacket scrape against his robes rough outer layer.

"Sounds like a fantastic idea, let's go!" Gale didn't like these sorts of gatherings, he was eager to be in peace at last. The pale elf pulled him in the direction of the hallway, which was clearly not to be explored by the attendees.

Servants rushed back and forth through it, paying the two of them no mind. It was a lot darker than the ballroom, giving the illusion of privacy, but believe me, someone's always watching in the Szarr Palace.

On the balcony, the air was cold, but refreshingly less stinky than inside.

"Finally, a moment to ourselves, I almost wish we didn't even come to the party, hiding away in the gardens would have been just as good." Astarion said, inching closer to Gale. "Wouldn't you agree?"

"I would." Gale did some wizardly magic hand gestures at the sky and gorgeous swirling colorful lights appeared. Gale leaned into the railing and noticed Astarion immediately got cozy very close to him, they were touching, it was to the wizards liking but it still got his pulse all the way up.

"Fascinating. Can you also make a bed appear?"

"I can, although maybe that would be untimely, considering this is our first date."

"...True. You want another date after this? I hadn't been on a second date in a long while." Gale was quite surprised to hear that.

"Why not? I thought people were begging for your attention."

The charming smile came back to the face of the pale elf. "You know what? Let's not talk about that! Tell me about yourself!"

He thought for a second, there's a lot to say. "Um, I have a tressym, her name is Tara."

"I love cats." Astarion got real cozy, putting an arm behind Gale and watching the magic show.

"Me too, don't call her that to her face though. It's like me calling you a mosquito man." Astarions smile dissapeared, he looked at his date.

"... What."

"Because, you know, vampire?"

"YOU- You knew?" He put some distance between the two of them so he cam properly glare at the human.

"Of course I knew! You're not quite as subtle as you think and I'm a wizard, I know a thing or two about the undead."

"That's fair, how silly of me... It's almost midnight, isn't it. Almost time." Something is weird about him all of a sudden. Gale senses some sort of magic in the air that doesn't belong to him.

"For what?" The vampire stood up, pulling Gale with him. "Astarion?"

"Follow me."

He almost ran. Briskly walking through the dark rooms, back through the ballroom, into a weirdly placed door and straight dark hallway. Gale was never an athlete, he was wheezing. Through all this, he barely noticed the magic getting stronger. At the end of this hallway there was a room, which Astarion barged into, pulling the wizard along.

"Astarion, it was about time you arrived." Said someone whom also appeared to be a vampire. "Come closer."

Astarion dragged him towards the man, which Gale tried to resist but couldn't. "Are you Cazador?"

"Oh, you recognize me? How fun!" He stood up, towering over the both of them. He looked like he smelled something foul, but quickly schooled his face.

"Must have noticed my blood, let me assure you, it's not tasty!"

Cazador furiously glared at Astarion.

"I swear, I didn't tell him!" His tone was calm and collected, but still. He was afraid.

"I figured it out myself, you guys are not exactly masters of deception." Gale was often jarringly confident in his.... Well, everything. He thought that since he was in on some kind of secret, the vampire would spare his life.

Well, it wouldn't be smart to attack a mage.....Cazador is not the smartest, or the prettiest or nicest, but he's not attacking Gale of Waterdeep. Not that he knows who Gale, is, he hadn't left his palace in decades. "You're dismissed."

Astarion then dragged him out of the room and back to the balcony, completely ignoring his questions. This is so weird.

...

"So you can safely teleport back to your dorm? If not, I promise I'll pay for the taxi, just don't do it drunk." The vampire leaned into the railing of the balcony.

"I'll manage. I didn't have that much!" Gale adjusted his hat and awkwardly looked at Astarion, who was being eaten alive in self loathing and dread. He didn't show that, only a tiny bit of worry slipped past his walls for the wellbeing of someone he was ready to let Cazador drain dry.

"I'll trust your judgment, I was never any good at magic." They stared at each other, waiting for the other to say something.

"Is it appropriate to kiss on the first date?" Asked Gale, trying not to sink into the tiles from shame.

Astarion was about to say 'first base is missionary' but held his tounge. "Do you want to?" He asked with a grin you'd want to wipe off of him with a well balanced bitch slap.

"I do."

Astarion stepped closer, got on his tippy toes and kissed him. On the mouth. He put his hands on Gales arms, keeping him in place. Gale was still as a statue though, there was no need to hold him.

When it was over, Gale had a goofy grin on his face and got very very very red. A portal opened behind him and he slowly backed into it, feeling the vampires hand gently slide off of his arm.

"Goodbye, I'll text you."

"See you, hopefully soon."

...

[im-out-of-it]

part six of season one recap AND YES ITS THE LAST ONE 🥹

can we talk about Simon a bit more? (bold opinions coming up) I touched on him in the last post but I think besides Alec, he is done dirty by clary. I don’t think she ever thought about simons feelings about being a vampire. even excused her actions by saying “I was going through this change and would it be so bad if we were these new people together?” GIRL YOU ARE MISSING THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT

how about how Simon would feel about being a vampire?

even has the audacity to look disgusted when Simon drinks blood like the fuck do you think he’s going to survive on? I wish I could support their relationship but I don’t. not their friendship or when they date. Clary just uses Simon over and over again. it doesn’t surprise me how he barely calls her out on it but it’s almost as if he expects it???????

I don’t call out the show for a lot but I do wish they would have at least attempted to make clary more likable but maybe she was never made to be likable. she takes advantage of anyone she can and even uses the gift of extra rune ability to portal herself around and the angels taking that gift away and her finding out jace is her “brother” was rightful karma

and if jace was an option, guess where clary would be??????? not telling Simon he is the closest person she has for sure!!!!! she didn’t mind running along with Jace and ignoring Simon when he was going through his vampire change. I feel like Simon is to clary- this symbol who she needs in her life when she needs something but she actually doesn’t care what happens to him- as long as he’s not dead. because if he’s not dead then he can be of use to her

some Izzy and Simon content below:

I love me some Raphael 🥹 he’s also in my top five/ten fav characters on the show. he’s also much better in the show than the books. we don’t need another child vampire around. I even like his ending and his whole relationship that grows with Simon. I love their banter. I absolutely adore his father son relationship with Magnus in the next season!!!!!!!! I’m glad they featured more on Raphael and created storylines for him. yes I love the yin fein storyline

also I think it’s cool that shadowhunters can channel into other people and that they have technology. I feel it would help but it was soooooooo cute of CC to try to mock that in her books as well as Izzy. (sarcasm is included)

didn’t get a chance to but I also like meliorn and how they featured him in the show. I love downworlders calling shadowhunters out on their own problematic behavior and wish we had more of that on the show.

Jocelyn is a terrible parent and the main reason why clary is how she is. it doesn’t matter if you don’t want your daughter to be a shadowhunter, girl you’re on the run and hiding a cup (and cough cough other stuff) like what is with the message of not having young girls and women not defending themselves????? Jocelyn is insufferable as well but so is clary and they’re both entitled

Luke isn’t a bad character but I still stand by him being a terrible leader while I’ll go more in when I start season two

also Jocelyn and Luke don’t make any sense and they don’t have any chemistry

killing off jace would’ve been the best thing to do and I would have loved to see Alec and Izzy living their best life without him. just seeing Alec realize “wow he was a dick and I don’t feel this toxic energy in my life”

I also stand by clary leaving jace and bettering herself. I don’t think jace is capable of change and clary is as bad as him but I think if she were around better people and got her ass in therapy, she could be better. I just think jace is done. he doesn’t care about the people who are there for him and more interested in the crusade he has with the “little girl”. honestly clary isn’t that much redeemable either. but they are an improvement from the books at least. NOW THAT IS VASTLY INSUFFERABLE. it’s literal torture reading TMI YALL lmao

and the Malec wedding will always be iconic

AND I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THIS IS MAGNUS OK????? THIS IS HOW HE ACTS

I know it’s not considered a parallel but the show fucking ate when they decided to make Malec center stage like THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Magnus saying would you really risk your life for a shadowhunter while doing just that and Alec asking you want me to give up my life for you lowkey basically doing that is the funniest dearest irony/parallel they had

Alec made that choice for himself (which is an argument next post) but he’s also choosing Magnus. while Magnus hates the shadowhunters- he does risk himself very much. it’s one of my favorite parallels of a sort because you kinda forget about it since it’s so early on but they both ask these questions in a “I would never do that” kind of manner and end up surprising each other AND OMG I LOVE THEM

also a few extra to close out my recap: MAGNUS IS SUCH A MOOD (so is Alec and that is why they are both my favs)

fuck you fuck you very muuuuuuuuch ✨🎶

Harry did such a great job in season one being Magnus. I know I posted so much about Magnus and Alec but I love them so much. Matt and Harry both turned book Malec around and actually gave it POTENTIAL REPRESENTATION PURPOSE. show Malec was one of the first non stereotypical trope type lgbtq+ couple I saw that didn’t follow those tropes but who are fun exciting and passionate. PLUS HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BLOODY SHIT YALL THE CHEMISTRY (my dumbass for real thought they fell in love off stage cause the chemistry was on actual fire 🔥) and I will constantly in any event always have such awe and appreciation for them. they’re both so wonderfully supportive of lgbtq+ rights AND WE LOVE THEM OFF AND ON SCREEN

and that concludes the season one recap. I’m sure there was some I wished to include but if y’all wanted 10 posts of season one, y’all should have said that so because no one contributed lmao (I love any of y’all who get excited to read my stuff and I hope y’all know I’m jesting) THIS IS WHERE WE LEAVE OFF ON OUR RECAP but I also tried to do gifs of very important scenes so don’t come at me. also if you’re looking for a particular scene, I most likely did a post about it

in case anyone missed malecs song-

season one isn’t my favorite but Magnus is underrated so i lowkey love it and that is his best style there. Alecs development is so well done and the arrival of Izzy, Simon, and Raphael is a delight. I hope y’all enjoyed his cat eyes this season because that’s the last you’ll see them (part 1 of recap) like the first season sucks because of jace and clary and the cgi but MALEC. as I said before, watch for Malec and it’s a fucking treat

but thank you for joining we love doing our season one recap discussion bitchpost and I’ll be doing season 2, episode 1 shortly. I’d like to do this week since I have lots of free time 🥹

[castlebyersafterdark]

that genuinely fascinates me about guys being self conscious about their noises, perhaps its common in gay circles, i dont know if youve ever slept with any men who consider themselves straight, but please can we megaphone the message out to all men that us girls LOVE the noises you make and in fact that's sometimes the only thing that gets me over the line? more than visuals and sometimes even feel, depending on how im feeling? like, dont send me a dick pic. send me an audio clip of you going to town lmao. seriously, hottest thing ever. when people on here talk about will's pretty moans, its always like... damn. you know what's up.

side note: seeing as finn/mike has the higher vocal register, i think his moans would be amazing too. and so much for anti spicy byler, cos THIS video has a suspicious amount of 'most replayed' clicks in a certain section where finn could be seen as... well. ahem.

https://youtu.be/GnYmwJ8TM3k?si=7tR2_FN1al0dJtgP&t=92

Addressing the youtube link first because one - I do not understand bizarre/surreal internet humor because what the hell did I watch and TWO- HAHAHA people of the internet, yall are not slick. Most replayed. PSSSH yall are freaks. Love it.

Onwards. WITH YOU THOUGH ughh and I think it's a man thing, I just really have found it true with a notable number of both uhhhhh gay guys and straight guys. "Straight" in quotation marks because how straight are you if you routinely enjoy a guy going down on you like hmmm. College was interesting. Frat guys are interesting. "Interesting" in quotation marks as well. Frat guys love to lose gay chicken. Oh man. I am saying so many things. Don't care I guess.

But silence isn't interesting, no quotation marks!! Visuals and touch are only half the show, sounds, please! Otherwise it seems too detached, almost transactional, where's the feedback? The communication? The proof that what you're doing is working? People don't need to sound like a prnstar or some OF playing it up for subscribers, but forcing yourself to completely hold back or tense up because of self consciousness, that's no fun. And on the flip side, making too much noise but purposefully trying to hold back due to a situation where you need to be quiet - that's still good but in a different direction.

And I love how everyone seems to be in agreement that Will sounds absolutely divine when he's lost in these moments. Love that for him. We all know what's up. Of course a pretty boy like that would sound pretty, too. 🥰

[shdwtouch]

oki. time for some housekeeping notes !

I will be dropping all of my owed starter. going forward I will be tentatively trying out a discussion / plot based process to approach interactions. which will require communication on part of my partner, of course. but if I have the muse / energy I will continue doing small unplotted things, but for now coming up with things on my own hasn't been very good for my mental health.

I will be going through and deleting things from both my inbox and drafts, just so I can get a better idea of what I want to invest in as far as interactions, etc.

I plan on going through my followers and softblocking / blocking (per rules, I will be checking to see what a blogs preference is beforehand) to curate my space. as is, I just want to narrow down the folks I want to focus on pursuing interactions with. if / when I do go through with this I will post about the process and my plans going forward / afterward, as well as potentially supply messages to folks to clarify the reason they have been removed (mental health permitting). which is to say, unless I block you you are welcome to refollow <3

I will try to get around to messaging the folks who liked my shipping call asap. I apologize for the delay, I am still very interested in discussing with you !

I'm thinking about redoing my carrd, adding some side muses, and making changes to my pinned post. I might also change my URL, but I haven't decided for certain. in general, I haven't made any definitive plans regarding this blog or how I want to run it, my sideblog, adding muses, etc.

my intention is to avoid remaking altogether, with the above points in mind, but I don't know and it will depend on how I feel after making changes.

I'm paranoid -throws glitter- this isn't new. I have no reason to believe someone is talking shit or spreading rumors about me, but I've also experienced how petty the rpc can be so I'm always wary, sorry not sorry. if someone is telling you something about me I hope you will have the decency to come to me about it instead of blinding believing what they have to say. I'm doing the best I can, but I know I haven't always been a saint nor am I immune to making mistakes.

otherwise, re: above point, if the reason I'm losing followers is in fact benign, and because I simply haven't been as active... I guess I'm better off without them, because this is my blog and I won't always be active or engaging with my dash. I try to, I really do, and I try to be supportive and present. I don't want to believe that folks would be so petty, but like I said, I know how people can be.

re: above 2 points, as stated in my rules, please don't softblock me ! thanks~

I will continue being spotty here cuz as I've stated I just haven't had the energy or inspiration for tumblr or roleplay. but I'm always available on Discord, and I promise I'm not leaving, I promise I'm still interested in things I have going on. I'm just not forcing myself to be here, and I hope yall can respect that.

[mr-walkingrainbow]

It's baffling and disgusting how you are okay with both supporting and creating porn involving two canon teenagers, one of whom is canonically sixteen. You've said you're an adult on this account and yet you still write about two children having sex and you like posts about those children having sex. Why you have any kind of platform is beyond me.

Okay. Just too clear this up so I can stop getting fucking hate mailed.

I’m 19. Me and a 16 year old are just 3 years apart. I don’t support child porn or any of that shit.

These are teenagers. From an entirely fake TV show. I don’t know where yall went, but in my high school. It was very much the norm for anyone who’s in high school to be having sex. It’s odd that everyone thinks that if you’re not 18 and above. Your some completely celibate person who is never attracted to anyone or every does anything sexual.

I don’t go around saying I want children to have sex. I don’t. And I will never support that. I’ve written exactly two fix for monster high with nsfw content. One is when they are ADULTS. And the other is a completely consential act. None of what I wrong is non consensual. None of what I write is little kids. These are teenagers! In high school. Who all have wild rampant hormones and do stuff wether you agree with it or not.

Once again. This is a complete fake show? With complete fake characters? Would I go up to anyone in real life and tell them to have sex with another person? No! Would I, have possibly had a sexual relationship when I was younger then 18 (Gasp! 😨 I already did!) but that doesn’t need to be said. I don’t write about anyone 14 or younger. That’s too much like a kid to me. 15 is where teens are really introduced to adult things. And it’s entirely up to them if they want to participate in them or not! Again. I do not support child sex or anything gross or non con. Every I write is consensual. I would not tell anyone in real life to have sex if they were below 18 and not ready for it! That’s not me! That will never be me! And thoughts I may have in towards nsfw stuff are my own thoughts. And I don’t have to share or be shamed for them just because you were brought up differently or can’t seperate fantasy from reality.

their are multiple people on Ao3 who have posted graphic or horrible smut fics. Who genuinely don’t care about age at all. And are just perverted. Why don’t you go spend your time on them. Instead of me. Who genuinely only writes smut for fun and doesn’t ACTUALLY believe in stuff their writing. This is Fanfiction for Pete’s sake. Where people write whatever they want!!! If you don’t want to read any of it. Guess what. YOU DONT HAVE TO! I’m not forcing you to read ANYTHING. what I find interesting is that for someone who thinks I’m so disgusting, you took the time to read my fanfic. Track me down, and send me ANONYMOUS hate mail.

And btw. My fics are TAGGED. You can see clear as day what it is. You don’t have to like it or read it!!! I’m not going into peoples inboxes and spamming them with inappropriate messages or trying to convert people to write NSFW 😭. Like please. Can you just stop filling my inbox with hate messages when I’m clearly not the monster your trying to make me out to be

[sleeping-realist-waking-dreamer]

currently sad abt how paldea just has No culture

long post ahead i rambled longer than i expected

like ive been replaying gen 7 and like. the regional identity and theme is so strong??? the island deitys, the overhauling of traditional progression, the clear messages of friendship and family, kindness, nature, etc. and even between different towns, theres the tourist downtown strip, malie which has been built by those who immigrated from Johto, fuckin PO TOWN. but dont even get me STARTED on how powerful team skull is, being hoodlums of teens forgotten and ignored by the world now rejecting the island challenge and everything it stands for in pursuit of finding their own family with the other team skull members.

what does paldea have. they all need cyclizars to get around this obscenely way too large map or taxi money to go in a cab lofted by parrots because theres seemingly no other ways to get around. also the citys are based off those in spain and like. they type of gym leader there but ultimately have next to no individual flavor. nobody talks to you about the towns or world, the overarching theme of the game is "treasure" which is already dumb but also barely feels present beyond everything you do, the "evil" team is interesting but ultimately a self contained plot point that basically only hinges around the school, noone talks about team star outside of their specific scenes or the intro sequence. theres no god tier legendaries the people respect and look up to, nobody talks about the world at best people talk about that rich school thats so important for Some Reason and yet we still know so little concretely about it and. ARGH.

this game has such good plots and stories but ultimately despite supposedly being open world, the world doesn't EXIST. the people here dont have any serious beliefs or culture, they just talk about battles and sandwiches i guess.

Like, compare this to Every other game in the series. Kanto was. kanto. but like, even then lavender town and some other locations give more character to the graveyardless (DESPITE HAVING A GRAVESTONE POKEMON) Paldea. even while less cohesive, Johto is astonishingly rich even this early on, Hoenn has connection between people and Pokemon, sinnoh has. so much i love sinnoh even tho its a bit weaker imo but still has belief in good versus nihilism with Cyrus, with several towns having their own flavors, unova was unova yall already know its better, gen 6 region name even bests paldea with having beauty of life as a theme, alola i talked about, galar i never played nor got invested in but i feel like its better than PALDEA.

i say this as someone with 200+ hours in this game. i hate how little real identity it has. the fact that this main entry thats actually proud of itself is better than xy-KALOS IT'S KALOS. the fact that this does better than goddamn kalos in generation six, year of the "we got scared of regional identity and were dealing with a lot right now, we put gen 1 in here to appeal to the genwunners pls enjoy and buy game. also we're too scared to even do a pokemon Z. please dont pay attention to anything new this game brought to the series pllllssss" is ASTONISHING. FOR A SUPPOSED OPEN WORLD GAME!

and NO! scarlet and violet are not "open world" games. Theres no world to explore, theres no extra things you Get for exploring, theres nothing to see that doesn't look like Plastic, there is still an intended progression order you need to follow to even have a shot at enjoying the battles, theres no extra stories you get for exploring, no extra cities, noone who talks about anything interesting, nothing. The world exists only as a map you use your sandwich dragon to get across. Which, it's UNNECESSARILY MASSIVE. there is NO reason for the map to be this large.

BECAUSE THERE'S NO CULTURE OR IDENTITY THE OPEN WORLD FEELING SUFFERS. you dont get anything for going out of your way and exploring the world at hand, you just get like, scattered XP candies and berries or an HM or two. a couple trainer battles with generic dialogue. In a good open world, there are sidequests in various locations, that give you something about the world and offer a unique task. A random trainer at the bottom of a cliff is charming but... Why cant we help???!

Also, I'm not talking about DLC. Glimmerazzi, ogre ousting, the absolute dogshit BBQ situation are all interesting but I'm not paying Another 30$ for a finished game and also most of that has nothing to Do with paldea so cope. I will say though that the base game needed more glimmerazzi or perrin's pokemon snap quest. Like, being given the opportunity to do something that doesn't tie back in the story, just being there to do aside from the story.

anyways this post is a mess im so aurgh about this game ok. i love it and i want to see it be better. i keep trying to think about the characters in the world itself but paldea just has. Nothing!!! there's nothing we learn about them and it's so frustrating bc i Want to see that!!! and yet there's just. Nothing.

[broodwoof]

this was a practice piece from a while back, trying to figure out dimitra's voice, but even tho it ends kinda abruptly i actually like it? so. here yall go.

Leliana: I have heard that you are different than the other mages. Dimitra: You could say that. Leliana: Is it true, then? Dimitra: Is what true? [Being obstinate] Leliana: You know perfectly well what I am asking. I would suggest you take this seriously. Dimitra: [sigh] Yes, I was a templar. Well. I was in training to become one. Leliana: And then your magic manifested? Dimitra: Yes. Leliana: And then...? Dimitra: Then, I was taken to a Circle, where I stayed until the Conclave failed. Leliana: And your allegiance? Dimitra: [shaking her head] I have none for the templars who tossed me into the Circle. And I have little for my ‘fellow’ mages. Leliana: You resent being a mage, then? Dimitra: Wouldn’t you? Leliana: You must have an interesting perspective. To have experienced both sides... Dimitra: I guess. It’s not exactly something I would wish on anyone else, though. Leliana: I need to know if the Inquisition can trust you. Dimitra: I mean, I’m not about to turn you over to the templars, if that’s what you’re worried about. I’m an apostate now, too. I wouldn’t even be able to get close enough to pass a message along. Leliana: It sounds like you’ve considered it. Dimitra: I- [long pause]. Okay. So, yes, I have. Not to report the Inquisition, but to reach out to some people I... used to know. When I was young, still in training. I want to know what became of them. But it’s obvious that any message would be intercepted, and I’m not willing to get them in trouble. Leliana: Hm. Dimitra: What? Going to string me up because I want to know what became of my friends? Leliana: Actually, I was going to say we might be able to find out for you. The Inquisition tries to keep tabs on templars anyway, and if you could provide us with names... Dimitra: Ah. So if I provide you with their names, your little minions can hunt them down, is that it? And you’ll pay me off by telling me what they were doing before your people caught up with them? Leliana: We’re not assassins- Dimitra: No?

[f0xd13-blog]

Bitch that usher shit doesn't even make sense because duhhh you cannot hide the fact that is portuguese ahahaha

See the date i posted it... yall nasty asses are just making a fool of yourselves

Yall gotta be joking to still appear on my feed with workout shit when i lost all my muscles because of you 2 YEARS OF WORK MOTHEFCUKERS!!! After getting framed on the press for beingva bombist and everyone thinking im a liar and crazy!! This is serious don even joker with me pieces of shit... you better get out of my fucking face coz i never even interacted with this sort of shit

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Here comes the mj inspired shit that wasn't taken from my peofile which they are totally reading for ages and just observing

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This is why i hate their asses now they come here to call me white and make me lose my jobs i just had enough now its too late to go back this will not end up good for all of you

Lmao!!! The hispanic messages i received after they retweeted my face and put on rolling stone ahahahah and the way multiple of us killed ourselves this year

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Pharrel loves chanel so much he did that thing with rosalia to disrespect her what a lode of garbage each time i remember about that louis vuitton shit before the attacks.. ufff

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This ks why they are creating product to kill people they think too much of themselves. You literally hated on me andd insisted to the point you made me have zero respect for all of you like its too much... if iwasnt blocking all shit wrestling realted i would still be having the rock appearing and jason mamado doing disrespectful shit

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No they don.they do use us to throw shade that stinks.

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None of you...

Anyways its being hard to let this go coz im so used to it now but will do it coz i don think this will be of any use anynore... hope you all had a time living on my expense while i was trying to just save my ass from people that are usa responsability to deal with but i guess only my ideas are good enough and not dealing with the responability of controlling sluts from destroying people you owe a lot to this day. Gotta go and see you soon for the worst reasons. Keep trying to inspire me after crewing up my life the more you appear the more i hate your asses... i need money!!! To go to work!! I don need tipa to train now that you ve destroyed all my work.

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And omg they already got another slut!! That was quick. Gosh...

Oh well i guess that is it... destroy lives and make peoples lives a living hell one day then on another day another slut sprouts lez see the effect of this. Im like wtv at this point as you have noticed i lost all respect... i ain't forcing it btw. It's just that it was too much... people just can't handle that bullshit for that long

Now i wanna see wwe start falling in worst ways after i stopped talking about it and giving ideas ahahaha nothing that comes out of their heads work only my ideas did... nevee payed for any of it!!! Imagine how insoiring that is from a billion dollar company and stars that have so much money and shit...most be easy to be rich in america since my ideas are the only ones that bang over there but they still be showing off their richness like if they was the inventors of butter lol

Yah like artists ain't even known nowadays whic is crazy. You ask on the streets who this or that are and nobody knows.

Hell even i'm more known than half of your roster apparently

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Yess the thoughts yall put in my head duhhh honestly i feel like killing every american i evee encounter again because they are another level of messed up

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Read my page... who is blaming others??people are shocked your lack od sense. You killed BABIES THIS YEAR BABIES!!!

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Them still thi ming they are right and have something to teacch. What a bunch of deepshits... i will always be the crazy one or the one that has to learn something althought their industry is failling their country is crumbling and you already took a lot of shit from my profile huh? Dunno if you have something to teach me yall... taking into acccount i speak with god everyday and he literally told me yall deslusional and going to hell... so boa sorte know it all

[ronanslynhc-moved]

hi! idk why i wasnt following u before but your blog is amazing and your url is goals af💕 but i have a ✨(#*my-face // she/her) + 🌿 pls? thankuuuu💓

ahsdkjfh thank you and thank you for waiting!!

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the raven cycle: blue sargentall for the game: renee walkersoc/tgt: tamar kir bataarpjo/hoo: bianca di angeloharry potter: katie bell

aesthetic blog rate:

scent: vanilla | lavender | grapefruit | cinnamon | coffee | sea breezesounds: piano | violin | acoustic guitar | guzheng | old vocals | fluteplaces: curled beside the fireplace | snuggled beneath the sheets | picnic at the beach | downtown shopping streets | the stage before a performanceseason: spring | summer | autumn | winterelement: air | water | earth | firespace: constellation | gas planet | black hole | meteorite | quantum theory+ all of it is hopeless, i know - but i dote on it still

[xylo-copa]

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[nanaloco]

Being best friends with Jaemin

"If y/n says the sky is pink, then the sky is pink 🙄"

Genre : fluff, Bestfriend!Jaemin x Gn!Reader

Warnings : none (I only write fluff)

What it would be like to be best friends with Jaemin (who you secretly like) [who secretly likes you too]

Appart of the : It's complicated series

• Very spontaneous

• Always checks if you're comfortable with something or if you like something

• He's just so himself and that's what makes him a people magnet

• He changes from soft and quiet to loud and chaotic  within minutes

• Normally ends up going w/ whatever you say

• If yall (group of friends) are arguing on what to get, if you suggest something, even if no one else wants it, you'll somehow all end up getting it

• "Y/n wants icecream so let's get icecream 🙄"

• Defends you in public no matter what!!!

• "If y/n says the sky is pink, then the sky is pink 🙄"

• Genuinely values your honest opinion

• You follow him everywhere,

• You love following him around so much to the point where he will tell you his plans for the day and ask if you want to come

• Will either complete errans together or on facetime

• Typical hangouts with jaemin would be

• Running errans, Cafe not really dates but kind of a date dates or going to try new things that you both suck at like pottery,

• You made matching mugs and they both sit on the shelf above his bed

• You also love baking/cooking together, definetly doing seasonal stuff together

• Like carving pumpkins or making ginger bread houses or buying and eating chocolate bunnies

• You follow him around but he equally if not more follows you around

• He's so whipped for you and will gladly show it cuz hes Na Jaemin

• Inseperable

• His friends call him your sidekick

• Because he will gladly do anything you ask him

• Therefore, you guys often do facemasks together

• Very affectionate

• Will hype you up and take LOTS of pictures of you and post them to his instagram

• Talks about you A LOTTT to his friends to the point where they all want to meet you

• The dreamies will have really random awkward chats with you saying that jaemin is a really good guy

• "You know Y/n, if my sister had to date ANY of my friends, It would definetly be Jaemin"

•"Have you ever considered Jaemin as...more than friends??"

• They can all tell jaemin likes you but you remain oblivious

• Sometimes he'll sit on the other side of the couch

• Others theres no space between you

• Random little dances he does which you find adorable

• If you catch him staring, he'll continue staring at you until you look away

• Will cook for you at any given time of the day

• "I'm hungry"

• "Omw rn!!"

• Randomly messages/calls you about cool things he discovers or 'fun facts'

• "Y/n! Guess what I just found out!"

• "Jaems, its 4am, why are you still up"

• Very expressive in how he speaks

• Large hand movements, crazy facial expressions

• You love him for it

• The type to yawn and put his arm over your shoulder

In a platonic way if thats even possible

• Once he knocks and you open the door, he either

• Hugs you immediately "did you miss me"

• Or waits for you to invite him in

• Aww what a gentleman Hyuck take notes  

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Part 2 to my 'It's complicated' mutual pinning series where you're best friends :)

Might do a part 2 to when you actually start dating if enough people are interested❕

Thank you so much for reading ❕❕❕👾

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[bonny-kookoo]

Fictional Happiness: 12

Jungkook had found his mate on accident- and unknowingly, also the one piece that had still been missing from his pack.

Tags/warnings: werewolf! AU if it wasn't obvious already lol, angst, romantic kook, kinda selfish kook though, shy!reader, anxiety, medication mention, therapy mention, mentions of past child neglect and emotional abuse, panic attacks, idol!bts, insecurities, bad habits, kind of tsundere! Jk, Impatient kook, alpha!kook, omega!Reader, omega!jimin, Alpha!Jin, Alpha!Namjoon, Alpha!Taehyung, Alpha!Yoongi, Beta!Hoseok, swearing, reader doesn't like him a lot at first just as a heads up, realistic approach- meaning she won't just fall head first right away like nuh-uh we're wearing seatbelts on this ride yall, smut in future chapters

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You've taken some time for yourself to cool down, and to let the pack discuss what to do next.

After having been deemed stable enough by Jimin, he'd packed a small bag with several blankets he'd used to nest with you to take home with you, playfully calling it your homework, to learn how to nest yourself. He still can't quite belief that anyone would simply let their child, let alone an omega pup sleep alone without any form of comfort.

Jungkook had felt a bit hesitant in letting you go, but had caved in, knowing deep down that it was probably for the best. He had been scared you might end up ghosting him after, but he'd received a message just a few hours later informing him that you've felt incredibly awkward, and that you didn't want to intrude his pack at all.

He'd instantly reassured you, and himself in the process as well.

Now, everyone was eating, while having spent the day lounging around. It's weird to have time off like this, but they're all deeply thankful for the small breather they're granted. It couldn't have been timed better, after all.

"She's really sweet." Taehyung comments at the dinner table, while everyone else is eating. He takes a bite himself, as hoseok questions in interest.

"So she's a pack wolf?" He wonders, and jimin nods.

"I've kind of had a hunch she might be when Jin was allowed close. Usually, we omegas have a huge issue with someone other than our own alpha being that close especially when in such a headspace." He explains. "And then Taehyung scented her, and it just, clicked I guess."

Jungkook huffs out a breath as he leans against the back of his chair. He seems disappointed in something, and Yoongi seems to pick up on it.

"She's still your mate, kook." He says. "Just because she's a pack wolf doesn't mean we're just gonna take her like that." He tries to reason, but the maknae isn't looking any happier.

"She was so calm with Jin-hyung." He mumbles. "And Jimin was able to get through to her so easily." He continues. "And then Taehyung..-"

"Becahse you were close." The older alpha counters. "Jungkook, she still likes you-"

"Well she won't once she joins the pack, will she?!" He barks out, finally snapping after having stayed silent for the two days after what had happened at his apartment. "I'm the last one to connect with my wolf, I don't know shit about how to be a good alpha, I constantly fuck things up, and you're-"

"First of all, stop yelling." Namjoon says. "Second of all, we don't even know if she wants to join the pack, hell, hoseok, yoongi, and me haven't even properly met her yet. For all we know we could be absolutely incompatible with her." He says.

Jungkook doesn't seem convinced, but stays silent the rest of the dinner, before he goes to bed alone, not wanting to participate in any pack activities.

When Yoongi walks into his room, jungkook starts to speak softly, as if scared of being loud while the mattress dips where the older alpha sits down. "I want her to join the pack, you know?" He mumbles. "But if she doesn't, then I'll loose her again, or loose her to someone else, and I really really like her hyung." He says. "I just want things to work out.." he worries.

"I know." Yoongi says. He knows the maknae, knows that he's a bit spoiled by his pack, and its just as much everyone's fault as it's his own. They've sheltered him for a long time, not thinking about the possibility that one day he'd have to figure things out himself. It's probably the main reason he still hasn't connected with his inner wolf- why would he, if everyone around him solved his problems for him? "Tomorrow we'll meet her, and go from there." He reassures. "I'm sure even if she's only half of what you've all told me, I'll still like her." He chuckles, patting the youngest on his back playfully roughly, making him complain childishly.

"We'll figure it out." Yoongi says, before walking out of the room, letting the maknae sleep.