hex || 22 || they/he/she || if I could be anywhere away from here i'd be buried underneath leaf litter in the darkest coolest corner of the forest where the fireflies' whispers are as loud as thunder and twice as wise
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Wait, beneath the sea floor?
OUGHGH??
OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!
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“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
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twilight sends an urgent letter to the hippogriffs to not allow rainbow dash into the waters of mount aris indefinitely
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I can't believe build a bear has an ~after dark line
I can't believe build a bear AD made a cougar for Valentine's Day
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black boxers that say werewolf on the waistband are the best ever. to me
edit: hi hello no this is not picture i painted it
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i was talking to someone about copyright the other day and the conversation hit an immediate lurch as they went "you wouldn't call Nightcore an example of something transformative, would you?" and i immediately replied "i would" and then we kind of awkwardly sat there for a bit
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#all of these are simultaneously my heaven and my hell#i want to go here and have the worst panic attack of my life ive never felt something so alluring
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so sick of soulless conveyer belt movie remakes. all that money on a bad movie when they could have put the muppets in it smh
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