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Everyone, trying to warn me: Harrow the Ninth is so complicated and so hard to get through and you won't have any idea what the hell is happening!
Me: Harrow the Ninth is peak comedy if your sense of humor is fucked beyond all sense.
#if I'm honest#it is not so confusing as all that#its a very well laid out mystery#which i have nor fully solved#but its fascinating nevertheless#tlt#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#harrow the ninth spoilers#emperor: alas i have buried the monster within the tomb that was to be never opened#harrow: excuse u that is my beloved Corpse of Coping#chekhov draws tlt#chekhov draws the locked tomb
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this may not be how everyone else feels (which i respect), but i personally feel like since louis "killed" lestat, lestat saved his life, then lestat spent over 70 years sulking pathetically in his self-imposed timeout, if louis wants to call it even atp who am i to judge? how would i handle that? i don't know. but if that's where louis is at then i say let him be there. but maybe that's the loustat shipper in me lol. i'll admit i have a preexisting bias from the books and the movie.
#i just want them to be happy man#be it together or separately#but preferably together lol#if i'm honest#i do think louis should have some louis time though#get to know who he is on his own#he can do that while lestat plots his rockstar schemes lol#and explains the events of tvl and shit#i'd just like for things to work out w them despite the changes from the book#in a way that i can stomach after the whole dropping from the sky thing#that was.... A Lot#literally my main beef with the series. everything else? fantastic#lestat... be on your best behavior#at least wrt louis#original#loustat#loustat reunion#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#the vampire chronicles#doctor who
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Read "Infinity welcomes careful drivers" and "Better than life". And I don't regret it for a second, it was a worthwhile experience.
But. Who on Earth recommends them as comedy books. They do have some funny and even hilarious moments, but overall it's such an upsetting read. Genuinely.
Like sure, it's absurdist and some weird/dumb shit happens and there's some quirky narration, but evidently my brain is very good at suspension of disbelief, so those bits don't really give a tonal whiplash, and it has the full ability to focus on the parts where the main characters are going through some kind of torture carousel of horrors and have horrible things happening to them constantly.
And I heard the next books are even worse in that regard, especially Last Human. I'm still gonna read them, probably, but maybe like a few months down the line, I don't think I would be able to handle them right now.
Maybe I should have listened to the audiobooks, maybe hearing human voice would have offset some psychological damage.
#infinity welcomes careful drivers#better than life#red dwarf#I'm kind of embarrassed that they got me so bad lol#if I'm honest#I'm sure when I reread them in five years time I would be wondering why that happened & find them absolutely hilarious#but rn this is the most genuine reaction that I have#I mean I *could* try reading Last Human rn. Maybe it'll actually make me throw up. That'll at least create an anecdote I can tell people#EDIT: I hope it's obvious that even though the books had upset me I don't think it makes them bad. Can't even say I didn't like them#I just happened to have experienced an emotion
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Night Court - S03E19
#would that line work on you?#if i'm honest#the earlier one about “doing french things” would have#night court#night court 1984#dan fielding#john larroquette
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I'm entering my please-don't-mistake-me-as-being-straight phase.
#personal#if I'm honest#I've always been in this phase mentally#but now I've entered it aesthetically.
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I'm going to say this, because I appreciate not everyone speaks British English, but you cannot call the Lucius/Black Pete ship "Luciete."
You can't.
Because it is pronounced "Loo Seat" and that is one of these.
#our flag means death#lucius/black pete#luciete#lupete#i like blackspriggs better#if I'm honest#spunds like goth flowers
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getting HIM to lift his hips up while you're over him on the bed so you can wiggle his underwear down and slide them off
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Dawn of a New Era 🌄 Introduction Post
Hello everyone to my pinned post, nice to meet you. I am totally new to the fandom, gripped by the neck like a ragdoll by Twilight Princess Link's huge biceps and tossed into the simp pile with the rest of you.
Welcome to my Simp Safe Haven.
I am a writer who doodles occasionally, shamelessly selfships, loves other people's selfships, and encourages, lives by, and preaches "cringe but free".
Which means I write almost exclusively X Reader content.
Feel free to send me requests! I'm still exploring the Linked Universe and all the LU Links' personalities, so be patient with me, and feel free to tell me your opinions on how I characterize them. I accept constructive criticism gladly.
Also, lore dumps. If you wanna submit an ask or submission that's quite literally a lore dump of one of (or several of) the games, feel free to. I'll answer it whenever I can. I know almost nothing about the games in-depth lore. All that stuff usually goes over my head whenever I'm playing a game. At the moment, I'm only watching playthroughs, so I'm working on it.
I can't wait to meet everyone in the fandom! I look forward to having fun with everyone!
#if i'm honest#a friend 'convinced' me to join the fandom#and by convinced i mean#dragging me by the ankles#and pulling me into the depths of the lore and LU#pinned post#linked universe#Lu#legend of zelda#Words at the Break of Dawn#cringe but free#linked universe x reader#linked universe au#also - guess my favorite so far lol
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Darling, if I'm honest You've been on my mind, on my mind all day. And lately, if I'm honest I can't bring myself to think no other way.
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So, some time ago I got called out for being xenophobic and I felt like the shoe fit. But this also made me more aware of xenophobia.
And if I’m honest, the amount of xenophobia against USAmericans is starting to get boring. I know its become a sport to hate on USAmericans, but not everyone in this country is ignorant and entitled.
I say this as a woman raised in Mexico who is privileged to live in USAmerica and who grew up with the same xenophobic attitudes about USAmericans. It only takes meeting one person who defies those stereotypes to realize how narrow the perspective of USAmericans is.
So the next time you see a post shitting on USAmericans, just remember that USAmericans are humans trying their best at #life just like you.
#and this is not to say there aren't ignorant and entitled people in this country#or that there isn't a certain degree of self-centeredness to the USAmerican psyche#its just that I've noticed it's become a sport to hate un USAmericans#and like#if I'm honest#as an in betweener#someone who is neither this nor that#the hate USAmericans get is reductive and xenophobic#can't call it anything else
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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This is how I see their dynamic
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#mystery trio#my art#mullet stan#if i'm being honest half of the reason i ship fiddlestan is the sheer hilarity of ford being a third wheel to his brother and his bestie
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One of my genuine favorite parts about agatha all along is the realization that Agatha's very real and legitimate powers come from simply annoying the shit out of people until they try to murder her
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My husband circa 2009
Blinded by gluttony, absolutely lost in the sauce
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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