#if I smoked I would smoke a cigarette

[artiewiles]

Have you ever been so thrilled by something you just created, that you had to get up and walk it off before you could continue?

He best fucking feeling ever.

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | 『GIANT』 Music Video

[hyolks]

country boyyyy i love youuuu

[hakusins]

cw // smoking

lazy weekend with the bf

[szaryherbatnik]

Got this vision of kremy playing dress to impress and getting VERY into it

[sysig]

Ah, childhood memories (Patreon)

[invye]

We are interrupting our regularly scheduled program to bring you a snippet of a potential ZoSan undercover as a married couple fic:

(Timeline wise shoehorned in sometime shortly after the timeskip, before the Strawhats make it back into the news big time.)

(People need saving from a exclusive circle of nobility, but most of the Stawhats have already been seen around the island, so the lot ends up on Zoro and Sanji to try get in posing as a freshly married couple on their honeymoon to try get more information.)

[after coming up with the plan and Zoro and Sanji hesitantly agreeing]

Robin: "You seem a little stressed, Cook-san."

Sanji, chain-smoking his third cigarette: "I'm fine, I'll do this… I just… I don't like lying about something as significant as marriage, alright? I know it's stupid, but that's just how I am."

Luffy, perking up from where one might have thought he wasn't paying attention at all: "Oi, Sanji, promise to protect Zoro?"

Sanji, puffing out smoke: "Obviously, the Marimo would get lost within all of two seconds without me having his back."

Luffy: "Good! Now, Zoro--!"

Zoro, already rising to the bait: "Oi, if anyone is protecting anyone, I'll be guarding your lanky ass, shit cook!"

Luffy, laughing: "Alright, then as the captain of this ship I hereby pronounce you married!"

Zoro:

Sanji:

Robin: "Oh my, congratulations!"

Brook: bursts into song

Luffy, grinning at Sanji: "See, now it's not a lie anymore, so you don't have to feel bad about calling Zoro your husband."

Zoro: "LUFFY!!! YOU CAN'T JUST--"

Sanji: wordlessly walks off to get ready for the mission

Usopp: "Wait, wait!" runs after Sanji, grabbing his wrist

Sanji: stares

Usopp, sweating nervously: "Need your ring size…"

Sanji: staring intensifies

Usopp, scurrying off as quickly as humanly possible: "Wedding gift!"

Luffy, in the distance, still being yelled at by Zoro: "Too bad we don't have time to celebrate, I really want some wedding cake… :("

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

will i ever be over the concept of long-haired charles? no. no i won't <3

[fairysylveon]

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

While playing tf2 today my brother came up with a feature called "cheerleader Scout" which is when I play Sniper and he plays Scout and he stands behind me and shouts "woohoo!" and "wicked!" and "way to go, slugger!" whenever I shoot my gun regardless if I hit anything

[lodium]

Me with friend were reading and looking at the information in the lobby and we joked that on the animation Bandit held the bottom of the shotgun with his heel when reloading it with one arm

[beetleandfox]

imagine being one of the third graders in Helen’s class. like okay your teacher is out for a week, you have a sub, life goes on. then suddenly you start seeing her on the news (!!!) and hold on a minute— Ms Brand is the twin sister of a murdered celebrity?? and in the week she’s been out, she’s blown up a billionaire’s private island and destroyed the MONA LISA and proven that some energy source called Klear is evil?? (you’re like 8 so that last bit isn’t so exciting, but your parents are really worked up about it). Ms Brand, who puts smiley-face stickers on your math quizzes and helps you set up your funny zoom backgrounds? I guarantee that whole class would go NUTS

[camgoloud]

okay sorry to be That Person but i’ve seen this in a couple of places and it’s been bothering me. guys babs didn’t smoke. no way in HELL did naberius tern ever touch a cigarette i mean look at him. you want to talk about someone who needs everyone to know that his body is a temple. IANTHE smokes because she saw augustine do it and thought it looked cool and everything for ianthe is forever and always about the aesthetic. the reason pal brought it up in his argument is that he’s been in ianthe’s mind and has thus absorbed the knowledge of how to smoke from IANTHE. which he then uses to be like “see, when souls overlap they will always bleed into each other.” he’s not saying that he learned how to smoke from babs. or even that ianthe learned how to smoke from babs! babs never touched a cigarette in his life. he was too concerned about “work[ing] his little butt off” (thanks ianthe for that phrasing I’m never going to stop thinking about it) to attain physical perfection so that he could win shiny trophies in every dueling competition the nine houses had to offer. i mean. come ON. it’s BABS

[vebokki]

can we start a gofundme to get him some anxiety meds. or some weed

[katabay]

also. a little preview of the kind of illustration the vending machine (romance partners edition) commissions will be :)

[gen4grl]

you would think after all the yapping i do about these losers i would have a plethora of art uploaded … no… so here is my first kantrio post lol

i did these over the last month while watching the olympic weightlifting and jamming to kpop (stan red velvet and kiss of life BTW!!!)