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agent-phoenix-secret-acc · 6 months ago
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Hello common people! It is I,
Agent Phoenix! ✨
So...I uhm...made this account to post stupid stuff without my Handler knowing >:3 (Pls don't tell him or Prism. He will give me extra paperwork for spilling secrets. (His and the agency's.))
So, now that that's down, here's a bit about me so far:
-I'm agent Phoenix, the best (and most reckless) agent at the E.O.D! (Enhanced Operatives Division)
-I turned 23 on September 11th! (Ironic date. I know. Shut up.)
-ADHD! (I be on that Ritalin.)
-Dyscalculia! (Give me numbers and I will cry.
-Recently found out autism is in the mix lmao
-I will eat you if you harm Reggie (Handler) or Roxanna (Dr. Prism).
-Or burn down your house. I've burnt down Zor's cabin and I'm not above doing it to you.
-On that note, I like fire and hats. Also, guns. I like guns
-Overuse of my TK (telekinesis) since the volcano thingy with Prism makes my head hurt :/
-Have a bunch of cool scars from missions gone wrong :D (My handler feels bad whenever he sees them and idk why :(( )
-I have PICA! (Keep me far away from glowsticks.)
-I hate paperwork more than I hate Zor himself, and am willing to risk my safety to avoid it.
-You can ask me stuff! This is what I made the account for anyways.
-Besties with @agent-vee-missions!!
-Currently not in love. (Unless if you count the sandwiches my handler makes or the screws and cables under The Fabricator's desk that I eat like spaghetti and meatballs.)
-Recently went to jail with agent Vee since we broke into the Go Karting we love 😭😭 I got a bit injured and...uhm...traumatized...but...I'm fine tho! I'm back and ready to complete my missions and make up for missed time!
-Currently in the process of trying to convince my Handler and Dr. Prism to adopt me.
I might add more to this later, but so far, this is me! Goodbye common people! Remember to keep my secret so I can spill other people's!
[Letter from the 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 account owner (shush): Most of this stuff isn't Canon, this is just a silly little ask blog for us to imagine talking to our favorite little pyromaniac >w<]
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fantasy-artz · 6 months ago
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Sooo... I Might have had an obsessive phase with a specific character from a close person of mine's character...
Character owner: @markophoenix
(Ps: I still really fucking like the character lololol)
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ellascreams · 6 months ago
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Art fight is over! Well, over-ish, the important thing is that I can’t submit anything anymore so now seems like a good time to post the IEYTD related attacks I did because I really like them and had a lot of fun making them!
Characters belong to @agent-toast @ask-kaleidoscape-phoenixes (sorry to tag you twice I wasn’t sure which blog I should tag) @melopie-artz @mipexch and, finally, me. If anyone featured doesn’t want art of their characters posted for any reason please just let me know and I’ll take it down, thanks!
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bugtoast · 7 months ago
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ngl i think Zor is short
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hiddenspaceplant · 10 months ago
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ieytd is sleeping in Genghis khan by miike snow. The music video is literally about a James Bond esque villain letting go of the spy constantly because they’re in love
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agent-vee-missions · 5 months ago
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Heya Agent Vee! This is Agent Bonfyre, deep undercover. Happy to see you here!
I have yet to encounter Zoraxis personelle, but I am fully on the lookout.
Will report again!
(My main is full of a different fandom, so if you wanna chat, find me at @brain-is-a-toaster !!)
Why hello there, Agent Bonfyre, I'm happy to see you too.
Zoraxis personnel are quite hard to spot, so I'm afraid it'll take us both quite a while to find them.
I'm hoping to hear from you soon...
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mothman-is-a-cowboy · 2 years ago
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zor would listen to oingo boingo No one lives forever? onBRAND no spill blood? banger that they totally listen to insanity? pure evil villian vibes
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agent-phoenix-secret-acc · 5 months ago
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Yet another Canon event. My body still hurts and he no longer buys white couches.
Roxana: why are you shopping for a new couch again?
Reginald: Phoenix got in a fight at Denny's last night.
Roxana: ... That only raises more questions, Reginald.
Reginald: They happened to be at a Denny's when a Zoraxis Operative walked in and held them at gun point. Of course, they walked outside with them and then proceeded to get in a physical fight. They barely won and came home to tell me about it instead of going to the hospital so now my nice white couch has blood and dirt all over it. It's just easier to buy a new one.
Roxana: is Phoenix okay?!
Reginald: what do you think?
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solarfizzy · 2 months ago
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IT BURNS‼️‼️‼️ IT BURNS‼️‼️
grhagahag late night shitpost 😓😓
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rosalind-zoraxis · 3 months ago
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The flood of agents eventually die down, but only because it's migrating over to another base. One you thought was a secret, the underground base treated as if it was a bunker. The agents wreak havoc, digging through defenses like moles, adrenaline and determination fueling several alternate dimension Agent Phoenix's, along with a few other agents you are familiar with, and some you aren't. The fight is even bigger this time, a dust cloud appearing on the surface as agents scrap with all their teeth swords, lighters, some wielding grenades, others waving guns around like party streamers ready for bloodshed. The operatives are well trained, but there's at least a dozen adrenaline fueled agents swarming the place. And considering it usually only takes one to destroy whole factories and schemes, they do some serious damage.
Amongst the chaos, two agents slip through the entrance, blending into the shadows, barely a blip on the radar. They sneak through the levels of the base, and eventually manage to hack into the holding cells. No attempt to divert attention to the moles inside base work, as most operatives have had their earpieces smashed to bits in the fight. And not too many minutes later, an override appears on the computer, and a swarm starts to pour out from the bottom layer of the base, slowly rising upwards as the battle above ground raged on.
[Another instance of Roz’s voice rings across the intercom.]
“Ah, Agents, how unexpected! And by unexpected, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! You may not be susceptible to moles, but did you prepare for… ACTUAL MOLES?!”
[Roz laughs maniacally, and the ground beneath the agents’ feet rumbles as giant mind-controlled battle-moles tear up the ground and begin their attack, making any attempt at fighting back difficult.]
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kayssweetdreams · 6 months ago
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Ok. This is crazy, but stay with me on this.
I Expect You To Die: The Musical.
It's split into 3 acts, with each act representing one of the games
Acts (and the songs to go with them)
Act 1: I Expect You To Die
I Expect You To Die (intro song)
A New Agent (Agent Phoenix and Handler Duet)
Dr Zor: Enemy Number 1 (Villian Song)
The March of Solaris (Solaris Song)
The Phoenix Rises (Agent Phoenix and Zor duet)
Going out with a Bang (Agent Phoenix song)
Act 2: The Spy and the Liar
The Phoenix Returns (Agent Phoenix solo)
The Spy and the Liar (John Juniper Villian Song)
The Fabricator's Tango (Fabricator and John Duet)
The Mask that Hides the Past (Agent Phoenix Song)
The Star Always Shines (John Juniper Agent Phoenix Duet)
Going out with a Bang 2 (Agent Pheonix Song)
Act 3: Cog In The Machine
Rising from the Ashes (Agent Phoenix song)
Cog in the Machine (Dr Prism Villian Song)
Whispers of the Past (Handler and Dr Prism Duet)
That Feeling When... (Agent Phoenix Dr Prism and Handler song)
Into the Fire (Agent Phoenix and Dr Prism Duet)
Finale
Agent Phoenix Rises Again (Agent Phoenix Solo)
Until we Meet Again/Going Out with a Bang/I Expect you to Die Reprise (Finale Song)
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agent-phoenix-secret-acc · 6 months ago
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[Phoenix gets a letter from someone in unknown handwriting.]
"Hiya! It's always nice to meet a fellow Phoenix (I mean, not meet, but you know)"
"My Handler says I'm not supposed to contact you because "you might not know about the multiverse yet" and I could "be interrupting something important," but I really don't care. I want to make new friends!"
"In the envelope is a tiny button that'll let you hop dimensions. (IMPORTANT NOTE: IT CAN ONLY FIT ONE PERSON. Please don't try and take someone else with you. One or both of you could explode.) It's set to send you straight to Brian's lab!"
"I understand if you don't want to come, or don't trust this at all. If not, just write your own letter and stick it back in the envelope. It'll teleport back."
"Regards, Agent Phoenix (Dimension 101-B :3)"
( @phoenix-and-found-family Hi! Welcome to this bullshit /pos)
(if you don't want to do anything with this I understand 👍)
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THERE'S A MULTIVERSE-?!
HOLYFRICKENCRAPOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODHWEIEVDUEBWIWJHEUEIEUEHEHEHEUE
I'LL PRESS THE BUTTON WHEN I FINISH MY NEXT MISSON!
HOPE TO MEET YOU SOON, MYSTERIOUS PERSON WHO MIGHT BE ZOR IN DISGUISE!!
[Author's note: I did my best to give an appropriate answer, but I'm stoopid :D (Might change this)]
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stellar-collective · 2 months ago
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have y’all ever seen that one post about Mistlefoe(TM)? it’s just mistletoe but instead of kissing whoever is under it you have to FIGHT them.
i think that mistlefoe is a time-honored Agency/Zoraxis tradition that stretches back so far that no one knows which of the two organizations came up with it first. over the years, it’s been honed down to a science: no weapons, one attack each, dodging and blocking is allowed. it’s still stupid dangerous but when has that EVER stopped them
most people have a signature attack that they do under the mistlefoe. here are a couple of my ideas, feel free to add on!!
Agent Phoenix - bit of a wildcard; default is a friendly slug to the shoulder since most agents don’t try to dodge their attack (highly subject to change since every Phoenix is so different)
Reginald - a well-telegraphed right hook that can be easily dodged. you’d better actually dodge it tho bc he hits HARD
Juniper - he’s slapping you. everyone knows that that’s what he’s going to do, and everyone thinks that they’re going to be the one who can block or dodge or otherwise avoid it, but you cannot prevent the John Juniper Movie Slap. it is inevitable. he’s slapped everyone at Zoraxis, and now he’s slapping everyone at the Agency. you cannot stop him
Roxana - she thinks that this game is stupid (true) but if absolutely forced to participate she’ll roll her eyes and punch you in the solar plexus and instantly knock the wind out you. most people don’t force her into it twice
Fabricator - she plays dirty, man. either she’s got a trap already set up (technically against the rules, but who’s going to call her out?) or she’s going for the shins with her high heels. you will die
Solaris - she’ll effortlessly block anything you throw at her, then flick your forehead. sounds weak but she’s got enough finger strength she can knock you off your feet like that
Hivemind - no bees allowed, so he’ll just pinch you really hard for a similar effect
Caliente - he’s the sort of man who respects the classics. you can expect any kind of straight-forward punch from him
Anna - when she first joined, she’d go for the ribs. by the end, though, whatever she threw was so easy to dodge it was sort of hard to tell what she was even going for
Ollie - he’s either booping your nose or laying you out flat with a punch even he didn’t know he was capable of, no inbetween
Zor - pray that you never find yourself under the mistlefoe with them. no one knows what they do because no one has ever survived it
did i miss your fave? do you have a funnier idea? lmk :]
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dandorime · 4 months ago
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How do you stop a secret agent who rewinds time and tries again whenever they die? Trap them alive and keep them busy. >:3c
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warden-draws-sometimes · 22 days ago
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WTF AKINATOR??
IM TRYING TO GET HIM TO GUESS COOKIE9 FROM THE STANLEY PARABLE AND HE JUST GUESSED DR ZOR FROM IEYTD
MY FANDOMS ARE OVERLAPING IG
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agentcalypso · 3 months ago
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ieytd characters as things i've seen/heard happen at college
phoenix: burn microwave mac and cheese by forgetting to put water in it to the point that the noodles were a charred black mass. somehow this did not set off the fire alarm
john: two of his relatives had college radio shows and got kicked off the air. guess what he decides to do his first semester?
zor: graffiti "(dorm name) SUCKS" in the laundry room
reggie: change the above graffiti to "(dorm name) SOCKS"
prism: contemplate building a signal jammer for a final semester project before being told they are illegal. this does not deter her until she's outvoted by her lab partners
anna: at home? can be trusted to make a full meal by herself from scratch. one week into the semester? burn herself making microwave ramen
shawn: is a commuter, gets jealous over the stuff offered in the dining hall
ollie: end up RA'ing on the engineering floor when his major is as far removed from engineering as possible
sans: stay up all night the night before an exam to mod his 3ds so he can play pokemon. get an a on the exam anyways
hivemind: in the span of 24 hours: meet sans after the exam mentioned above, learn about the previous night's 3ds modding shenanigans, invite himself over to sans' door to play pokemon, complete the entire game in one night with an army of beedrills while sans does the same with all legendaries obtained at the start of the game, both of which were achieved with hacking, and never speak to sans again
fabby: dress in the most eye-popping, jaw-dropping halloween costume you've ever seen
solaris: dress as the roblox noob for halloween
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