#the Fabricator ieytd

[agent-phoenix-secret-acc]

Hello common people! It is I,

Agent Phoenix! ✨

So...I uhm...made this account to post stupid stuff without my Handler knowing >:3 (Pls don't tell him or Prism. He will give me extra paperwork for spilling secrets. (His and the agency's.))

So, now that that's down, here's a bit about me so far:

-I'm agent Phoenix, the best (and most reckless) agent at the E.O.D! (Enhanced Operatives Division)

-I turned 23 on September 11th! (Ironic date. I know. Shut up.)

-ADHD! (I be on that Ritalin.)

-Dyscalculia! (Give me numbers and I will cry.

-Recently found out autism is in the mix lmao

-I will eat you if you harm Reggie (Handler) or Roxanna (Dr. Prism).

-Or burn down your house. I've burnt down Zor's cabin and I'm not above doing it to you.

-On that note, I like fire and hats. Also, guns. I like guns

-Overuse of my TK (telekinesis) since the volcano thingy with Prism makes my head hurt :/

-Have a bunch of cool scars from missions gone wrong :D (My handler feels bad whenever he sees them and idk why :(( )

-I have PICA! (Keep me far away from glowsticks.)

-I hate paperwork more than I hate Zor himself, and am willing to risk my safety to avoid it.

-You can ask me stuff! This is what I made the account for anyways.

-Besties with @agent-vee-missions!!

-Currently not in love. (Unless if you count the sandwiches my handler makes or the screws and cables under The Fabricator's desk that I eat like spaghetti and meatballs.)

-Recently went to jail with agent Vee since we broke into the Go Karting we love 😭😭 I got a bit injured and...uhm...traumatized...but...I'm fine tho! I'm back and ready to complete my missions and make up for missed time!

-Currently in the process of trying to convince my Handler and Dr. Prism to adopt me.

I might add more to this later, but so far, this is me! Goodbye common people! Remember to keep my secret so I can spill other people's!

[Letter from the 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 account owner (shush): Most of this stuff isn't Canon, this is just a silly little ask blog for us to imagine talking to our favorite little pyromaniac >w<]

[kayssweetdreams]

Ok. This is crazy, but stay with me on this.

I Expect You To Die: The Musical.

It's split into 3 acts, with each act representing one of the games

Acts (and the songs to go with them)

Act 1: I Expect You To Die

I Expect You To Die (intro song)

A New Agent (Agent Phoenix and Handler Duet)

Dr Zor: Enemy Number 1 (Villian Song)

The March of Solaris (Solaris Song)

The Phoenix Rises (Agent Phoenix and Zor duet)

Going out with a Bang (Agent Phoenix song)

Act 2: The Spy and the Liar

The Phoenix Returns (Agent Phoenix solo)

The Spy and the Liar (John Juniper Villian Song)

The Fabricator's Tango (Fabricator and John Duet)

The Mask that Hides the Past (Agent Phoenix Song)

The Star Always Shines (John Juniper Agent Phoenix Duet)

Going out with a Bang 2 (Agent Pheonix Song)

Act 3: Cog In The Machine

Rising from the Ashes (Agent Phoenix song)

Cog in the Machine (Dr Prism Villian Song)

Whispers of the Past (Handler and Dr Prism Duet)

That Feeling When... (Agent Phoenix Dr Prism and Handler song)

Into the Fire (Agent Phoenix and Dr Prism Duet)

Finale

Agent Phoenix Rises Again (Agent Phoenix Solo)

Until we Meet Again/Going Out with a Bang/I Expect you to Die Reprise (Finale Song)

[icecreampizzer]

Well, I got into I Expect You To Die (I'm blaming @solobodor for this!!!!!!!! /lh) and I also got inspired to make my own designs for the characters! These are all very first-pass designs (except for phoenix. maybe) and they're definitely all subject to changing. Especially Hivemind and Ollie who I just threw in there so Fabricator and Solaris wouldn't look so lonely.

The Phoenix page in the bottom preceded the line up, but that's the extent of my concepts for them UDSHFSDKJSD I'm not sure if I'll stick with the silhouette style, or if I'll make these guys actual designs ??? Both can exist at the same time, so who knows.

Oh right yeah also the games are really good and fun!

[stellar-collective]

have y’all ever seen that one post about Mistlefoe(TM)? it’s just mistletoe but instead of kissing whoever is under it you have to FIGHT them.

i think that mistlefoe is a time-honored Agency/Zoraxis tradition that stretches back so far that no one knows which of the two organizations came up with it first. over the years, it’s been honed down to a science: no weapons, one attack each, dodging and blocking is allowed. it’s still stupid dangerous but when has that EVER stopped them

most people have a signature attack that they do under the mistlefoe. here are a couple of my ideas, feel free to add on!!

Agent Phoenix - bit of a wildcard; default is a friendly slug to the shoulder since most agents don’t try to dodge their attack (highly subject to change since every Phoenix is so different)

Reginald - a well-telegraphed right hook that can be easily dodged. you’d better actually dodge it tho bc he hits HARD

Juniper - he’s slapping you. everyone knows that that’s what he’s going to do, and everyone thinks that they’re going to be the one who can block or dodge or otherwise avoid it, but you cannot prevent the John Juniper Movie Slap. it is inevitable. he’s slapped everyone at Zoraxis, and now he’s slapping everyone at the Agency. you cannot stop him

Roxana - she thinks that this game is stupid (true) but if absolutely forced to participate she’ll roll her eyes and punch you in the solar plexus and instantly knock the wind out you. most people don’t force her into it twice

Fabricator - she plays dirty, man. either she’s got a trap already set up (technically against the rules, but who’s going to call her out?) or she’s going for the shins with her high heels. you will die

Solaris - she’ll effortlessly block anything you throw at her, then flick your forehead. sounds weak but she’s got enough finger strength she can knock you off your feet like that

Hivemind - no bees allowed, so he’ll just pinch you really hard for a similar effect

Caliente - he’s the sort of man who respects the classics. you can expect any kind of straight-forward punch from him

Anna - when she first joined, she’d go for the ribs. by the end, though, whatever she threw was so easy to dodge it was sort of hard to tell what she was even going for

Ollie - he’s either booping your nose or laying you out flat with a punch even he didn’t know he was capable of, no inbetween

Zor - pray that you never find yourself under the mistlefoe with them. no one knows what they do because no one has ever survived it

did i miss your fave? do you have a funnier idea? lmk :]

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Agent Phoenix: *in a Zoraxis elevator, waiting to go up to the top floor.*

*elevator stops and Zor, Fabricator and Hivemind get in*

Zor: ...

Agent Phoenix: *rolling up their sleeves* so how are we doing this? 1V3 or will I beat you all separately?

[solobodor]

small IEYTD doodle dump from memory while on break at work

ive been replaying the game for a speedrun event and i miss them so much <3

[neurotonic]

ok so, apparently I never posted THIS cutie patootie publicly. I kept telling myself I should post it but, well!! I forgor.

Anyways this is Crabicator, aka Crabby! Born from an idea where Fabricator realized Prism left some of her spare parts in her workshop. If Fabby was an outstanding Zoraxis employee (and she is. Or she's supposed to be.), she should've definitely thrown away those parts by now. Pointless scrap from an equally pointless engineer.

And somehow Fabby ends up with a mishmash of a robot in her workshop. More info about it below the cut because I rambled a bit HEH + some concept sketches on its design!

Crabby's functionality is a Bit limited when compared to Prism's dearest robots. It can't float properly and upgrades are a bit sparse. But Fabby did make some modifications to the kinesium core so that it doesn't have to overheat when it does a blasty blast. Also it Knows a little bit of bartending, but the only recipe it knows to make, like, properly is Water on the Rock. where the water is poured in a glass with one singular ice cube. And Fabby is very proud of it, thank you very much.

It also has jank memories of Prism's programming inside its head. It's barely comprehensible to it now, and it doesn't remember anything concrete. It makes Crabby wonder, sometimes, what Dr. Prism was really like. If she'd like to meet Crabby. Fabby doesn't seem to want to answer its questions about her.

Fabricator also claims it's a weapon of mass destruction but if we're being honest, she's just saying that so nobody in Zoraxis has a reason to throw it away. In reality crabby's like this:

also, some old concept sketches for different robot scrap combos, but the tripod crab won the baby vote.

also shout out to @the-valiant-valkyrie and @mothbeasts for giving me a hand in building this robuddy, no pun intended B)

[john-juniper]

Hmmmmm, I love being right.

Well you don't have to be so smug about it.

[lovelylittlelobster]

As promised, here's the next animation! I've since redesigned my rendition of the Fabricator, so this will probably be the only shot that I finish, but for those curious the original animatic and some other behind the scenes tidbits are below the cut!

(Sorry to make it a YouTube link, but I don't currently know if there is a way to get more than one video onto a post and I didn't want to split this up into two separate posts! Either way, I hope everyone here enjoys, even if it's unfinished :] )

Also! I would like to mention that, since I likely won't be continuing this animation, that my ask box (should be) open for suggestions on what lines to animate next! It still amazes me that there are lines I've yet to hear even in my scouring for every scrap in this franchise, so I'd love to animate the lines that people love if possible! I can't guarantee how quickly I get to any of them, but I'll do my best with the time that I have!

[agentcalypso]

ieytd characters as things i've seen/heard happen at college

phoenix: burn microwave mac and cheese by forgetting to put water in it to the point that the noodles were a charred black mass. somehow this did not set off the fire alarm

john: two of his relatives had college radio shows and got kicked off the air. guess what he decides to do his first semester?

zor: graffiti "(dorm name) SUCKS" in the laundry room

reggie: change the above graffiti to "(dorm name) SOCKS"

prism: contemplate building a signal jammer for a final semester project before being told they are illegal. this does not deter her until she's outvoted by her lab partners

anna: at home? can be trusted to make a full meal by herself from scratch. one week into the semester? burn herself making microwave ramen

shawn: is a commuter, gets jealous over the stuff offered in the dining hall

ollie: end up RA'ing on the engineering floor when his major is as far removed from engineering as possible

sans: stay up all night the night before an exam to mod his 3ds so he can play pokemon. get an a on the exam anyways

hivemind: in the span of 24 hours: meet sans after the exam mentioned above, learn about the previous night's 3ds modding shenanigans, invite himself over to sans' door to play pokemon, complete the entire game in one night with an army of beedrills while sans does the same with all legendaries obtained at the start of the game, both of which were achieved with hacking, and never speak to sans again

fabby: dress in the most eye-popping, jaw-dropping halloween costume you've ever seen

solaris: dress as the roblox noob for halloween

[operationjetset]

working on something fun

[an-asexual-idiot]

It's been awhile since I've last drawn The Fabricator (or anything really)

[johnjunipersbiggestfan]

Ieytd characters as random images I found

[icecreampizzer]

Looks like someone's read a bit too much of the EOD Seduction book. Is there some secret section in it that says you gotta kiss the enemy or something. It's stressing Reginald OUT

[stellar-collective]

If you're still taking requests (/nf /gen):

Phoenix and everyone else enjoying fireworks on New Year's?

Reginald is telling Phoenix that he’s surprised they’re not off running the firework show, and they’re telling him that they were asked but they decided to hang out with their friends instead. this is a lie they got hard banned from using fireworks while drunk which, as its New Years, they most definitely are

here’s the version with the flat colors bc i think this is the first time i’ve drawn them all together and idk i like them :]

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Reginald: Roxana, something terrible has happened.

Roxana: w-what?

Reginald: ... Phoenix and Fabricator... Are friends now.

Roxana: we're doomed.