#idont need it but i want it

[bozzowl]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THEY HAVEN'T KISSED AT LEAST ONCE

[markets]

girls covered in blood homosexually and they bite each other or something. Its yuri and yaoi at the same time. ok i think i can clock out for the day after that see you guys later

[arinmoss]

all i see is red

[b1mbodoll]

where r my tbz fans… callin all tbz fans… i have something to Say

[blissfali]

GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH. IM AT MY WITS END I CANT DO IT!!!!!!

[ennuidays]

i h😂

[pepprs]

halfway thru my first drivers ed session. idk if i can do this aftually lol

[dawnleaf37]

imma be honest i remember tdos having like . deep lore but i never got into it and i genuinely dont know why . i even had moonlight tdos as my pfp on my old account . i think they had like ancients thats all i remember . oh and cobalt is a guy

[normalcannibalism]

i honestly kinda wanna revamp(?) my artstyle again. but also i really like my current one, idk. the "ideal"artstyle that i'd want is just wildly different to my current one and i really enjoy my current on it's fun to draw like that but i knowi will enjoy drawing in pretty much anyway. idk the main problem with my art rn isjust. how stiff it is. it isn't really as expressive as i want it to be, which was always the goal i had for my art. i want it to be more wacky and i think a thing that's really preventing that is just. ahg how do i word this. idk my artstyle feels stiff, i dont think the lineless i usually do is helping either?? it has to be. clean. perfect. i dont really want that. butim also just> AGHm artstyle crisis, these are happening WAY more than they used to. i want my art to be less appealing tbh. ulgly. i love ugly art

[iloveschiaparelli]

I need a cop to pull me over for drinking and driving so that I can show him it's just an empty 2 liter of Dr pepper and break down into tears and sob my way through all my troubles so that he can hand me a tissue and send me on my way, himself traumatized

[npdlangley]

i need it to be summer i need school to end i dont care if ill be depressed i need to be less busy so i can actually talk to my loved ones

[bozzowl]

hey can i request for headcannons for a scarab x higher up reader and how he is such a simp for them

Alrighty! Higher up YN x Scarab HEADCANNONS! :D

Ok, so I’m assuming that YN is higher than Scarab’s position and might be in the disciplinary department so…

Higher up YN:

• as a YN, their position or role can vary depending on the request.

• Possible job positions: a member of the Judgement Hall, could be an Attorney, or Orbo’s right hand (or Big Boss’s right hand?). Could also be a parole officer, Lieutenant, detective, or one of the Big Boss’s Agents. YN could be the person Scarab has to hand over the Egged individuals to for processing…

- I’m not entirely sure of the hierarchy, but YN could be any position, even a Cosmic FBI of sorts. It depends on what you guys request.

• Like Scarab’s Crystal, you guys get a winged orb that functions similarly.

• you guys can use the pendant for more complex disguises

• depending on how you want YN, they could either be a friend of Orbo’s or Orbo could fear them due to him bending the rules (like for Prismo or threatening Scarab for example)

• You guys are basically seen as super cool and can go on James Bond level missions for more major crimes and investigations.

• YN could possibly be undercover to find out if the gods are bending cosmic rules and could act on it depending on the intentions and severity

•or YN can be more laid back like Orbo and just keeps track of Scarab’s missions, could also be the person who sends him the missions directly.

Scarab X YN Higher up:

• relationship could be kept secret due to work related reasons or it could be open, depending on the request.

• Scarab likes to meet up with YN on the way to the judgement hall to talk about his missions. May even show who he has egged and share gossip about the reason behind the misdemeanors

• Scarab likes to stop by your office EVERY TIME he comes by to drop off delinquents for Judgement

• Sometimes you are tasked with joining Scarab in missions depending on the violation. (Sometimes he exaggerates a little in hopes that they send you… and specifically asks for you…)

• you end up with flirty E-mails from him, often sent as an attachment to the report he gives you. You could be responsible for reviewing the reports for record and court purposes.

• your favorite snack on your desk, every day.

• if you’re on your day off, wherever you hangout at, Scarab would find excuses to be there too. Pretending he happens to be going that way specially just so he can see you and talk to you

• investigations together

• will act more professional than usual around you, even going as far as to check his breath and outfit to make sure he looks good when seeing you.

• Scarab wears cologne around you, might even try on your favorite scent if you like it

• even when he’s busy, he texts you

• insists on having a picture of you and him together, each pic with a different form of his. His reason being that he can “pretend you’re his spouse for mission purposes” for “cover stories” to make his disguise more believable. When it’s actually just so he can get away with looking at pictures of you two together without blowing his cover during missions.

• Scarab will arrange candle lit dinners for YN

• Scarab could bring YN flowers, usually red roses. YN may occasionally come home to a rose petal trail to their bedroom… 👀

• YN can get involved to help Scarab when he’s in too deep and needs help

• YN puts a good word in for Scarab after the Fiona and Cake incident

• even after the incident, YN visits Scarab and they read fan fiction together. Where Scarab writes them either as two warrior knights who fall in love after many dark souls-like quests together… OR he writes you as the person in distress and he comes to rescue you in the most dramatic way. (May or may not be Shakespeare inspired…)

• scarab would rescue you if you needed it

• He shows YN his face more often, feels more comfortable and himself around YN

• He will ask YN to join him for a Steak out. Could be legit or an excuse to sit alone in a car with you… 👀

• He speaks highly of you, even defending you behind your back

• He shivers and makes bug noises when he thinks of you, like when a person gets goosebumps a shiver down your spine in a good way kind of way.

• only you can dance with him, especially if dancing in bug terms can be used for courtship

• he brings you a dung ball every spring (for obvious reasons…)

• he will fight for you and gets pissed if someone hurts his precious YN

[frascospecimen]

I made that post unrebloggable again actually I got scaredIMSO EMBARRASSED ABOUTITSorry

[nomairuins]

i just fucking hate having ptsd all of it. so many stupid fucking things send me into fucking hysterics it sucks and i hate it and i dont want itttt anymore i dont want it.

[rosenbergamot]

to some of you mumbo jumbo is a sexy vampire shapeshifter with even a slight bit of competence and a penchant for being nervous and anxious however to me he is Still a sexy vampire shapeshifter except he can only shapeshift into a plushie that is soaked in milk and primed to be slapped against the wall. i want to shake him like he is a piggybank and i am desperate for money for food that day i want to place him into a little maze with no exit and watch him try to solve it like a labrat i want to hunt him for sport in the wilderness and see if he adapts to have eyes on the side of his head li kea prey animal i want

[foxglves]

that booktok hockey drama that I've been avoiding like the plague has apparently reached somewhat mainstream commentary youtube and I am srsly too scared to watch this video