#idky I’m still here I have no future

[disorderedvry]

I’ll never get a job, and be someone (in society’s eyes) because the world just isn’t made for people like me.

[hillarysss]

Hills! Okay ngl i did stalk your Tumblr few hours back cuz i wasn't seeing content otherwise (Tumblr get yo shit together)

I really admire you as a person, you were one of the first i interacted with here and loved your energy. As I see you now grow into such a beautiful and strong person. I think you have become more resilient and calm and more badass 💅. I still see you as the kind and soft pisces that your rising is. I know our interaction isnt so much there recently but know i admire you and your work ethic a lot. And sending you a lots of love and postivity. You are one hell of a person I had a pleasure of knowing here.

For the game sue me ,but i will be asking what is my future spous'se personality or anything you see? 💀 Long shot but i ll take it.

Anyway I did mean everything you answer or not. Dammit cancer season. 🌼

this is @notanastrologer🖤

Thank you so much for your kind words, let’s get into it🖤🖤 Ily sm🥲

Future spouse personality 🦋

I’m hearing the word “novel” and “books”, I have a feeling your future spouse will be an author or some sort, theyre talented in writing I have a feeling they will have mercurial energy like gemini. I don’t know if you know this about yourself but you’re quite intuitive yourself I’m seeing some sort of intuitive connection with your spouse, try tarot cards on them. I don’t know your sexuality but they seem to have a smart feminine energy. They’re very calculated and steady almost having an unapproachable demeanor, they can be a bit intimidating to others but will give you special attention and treatment leaving others confused and jealous you’d think “why me?”, they won’t be the tallest but not the shortest. Very calculated person they love in a practical sense they will have capricorn and virgo, they are very protective but not jealous they would love to carry you and protect you they’re the type to be like “touch my friends and i’ll kill you. they could have some scorpio or aries in their chart. They have intuitive gifts and I heard screaming I feel like they have gone through a lot perhaps even bullying making them kind of lonely inside, though they love parties and stuff they only let some people emotionally in, they will prefer a rainy morning with you alone🤍, i’m seeing one kid. Also a lot of attraction towards each other a lot. they love your hair and think you look angelic. I’m also hearing glasses and mild acne idky, i think this could be their feature but could be yours so lmk, i do think they have glasses tho. They have a smartie look. I think they’re a virgo or scorpio or aries rising like almost 100%

Oh no:( I think i channeled too much, i hope you give me some worthy feedback 🦋🦋 (check dms)

[anunvalidcritic]

LOKI: S1-EP3

(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)

As I previously stated, last week’s episode was very informative. Not on every little detail but they made some clarifications in terms of the timeline and of Loki’s powers lol. Let’s begin, shall we?

                                                  LAMENTIS

I’m still a little pressed that he just ruined that salad...

okay the music in the Marvel intro is a vibe not gonna lie.

Alright so C-20 and “ROBBY” know each other?

0o0... nvm... ofc it was mind control. 

But this once again reinforces my question of why does a commander know the location of THE TIME KEEPERS.

Alright... her powers don’t work on the Minute Men... but they can still get pruned. smdh 

LOKI just loves knifes and daggers, doesn’t he?

“You’re outta juice.” - MISS MINUTES

LAMENTIS-1 ~ 2077

LOKI = 

rofl because he was playing no games! He made it there before her!  

MEMORABLE DIALOGUE

‘ROBBY’ - “Where do you have it hidden?!”

LOKI - “In my heart.”

‘ROBY’ - “Well, then, I’ll cut it out.”

LOKI - “Nice. Very droll. Lovely.”

whose watching them?

... that’s what she gets

LOL he deserved that too!!

“Patrice never said anything that nice in 30 years.” - OLD LADY

...so what you’re saying is that PATRICE ain’t shit... am I wrong??

Not a Noah’s Ark reference

lol LOKI looks like a very slim Grimace in that outfit. 

LADY IN LINE SHOUTING = 

Now that hand trick was pretty cool. 

don’t drink that champagne...

“Love is hate.” - LOKI/SLYVIE

MEMORABLE DIALOGUE

SLYVIE - “You’re a prince. Must’ve been would-be-princesses or perhaps another prince.” 

LOKI - “A bit of both. I suspect the same as you. But, never ever...”

SLYVIE - “Real.”

LOKI - “Mmh.”

You know what I’m just gonna go ahead and say it... the bi-sexuals are gonna have a field day with this dialogue rofl. (EDIT: BOOOY ARE THEY RUNNIN’ THOSE LINES THROUGH THE MILL!)

AYYYYYE I’M FUCKIN’ WITH THE ASAGARDIAN SINGING!!!!!

LOKI = THOR

didn’t I just say somethin’ about this man being in love with daggers KMSL

SLYVIE doesn’t care she loves a good fight. 

... you know how many kids wish they had powers like that so they could use them right after their mummy or daddy just yelled at them... food for thought. 

“They’re all variants just like us.” - SLYVIE

ain’t that ‘bout a bitch huh? I’ll be damned. I mean we all knew something was up but I wasn’t thinking that far back. 

Me lookin’ at the moon = 

LOKI pulled an Uno Reverse Card on that building.

Thery’re fighting too much. I don’t think they’re gonna make it.

.. we all saw that coming...

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I don’t even know what to say. Idky this series has me so thrown off when writing my conclusion. Well, anyways, just remember that everyone’s a critic when their opinion matters the least.

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Here are the links to past and future episodes:

EP1 - EP2 - EP3 - EP4 - EP5 - EP6

[rubendiass]

for anon honesty: 'cast' your mutuals as barca players :D

Okay I’m gonna do this by using my barca mutuals so i’ll probably not be able to cast everyone but i’ll try! Also I’m sorry in advance to my mutuals if i get this all wrong alsjdjsj

Leo: @4fabregastasticxavi6 because tonia was the first ever barca blog I followed on her and she is always so efficient and posting about all the updates and everything that’s going on with the club and ofc she loves these clowns no matter what I totally see her being the main captain 😅

Busi: @nathicoroo because nathi is almost always level headed on here and if she ever shows any negativity it’s for a good cause and busi is pretty much the same way so yeah

Geri & MAtS: @riquipuigg okay so i’m casting G as both because she loves the babies sm and I’m like 1000% sure marc is team babies from what i’ve seen and heard the masia kids say about him and imo he should be a captain and also geri is literally el presi and would do anything for barca and i can totally see G as our second captain on here and she will literally love our blaugrana dumbasses no matter what

Sergi: @vivalachampions Pao is not a barca blog per se but to me the way sergi is our own swiss army knife on the team Pao is that for us on here alsksj she reblogs probably everything to do with all teams and gives information on everyone too! So multipurpose just like sergi aha

Ansu: @matstegen (rip i miss reggie on here sm) based on the fact that she was single handedly keeping us together on here for a while and providing us with all the content and really bringing some joy which Ansu does for barca fans on the field. I can’t WAIT to see him back on the pitch scoring goals and maybe someday we’d get reggie back too <3

Fran: @anssufati solely because i see her on my dash as often as i Fran on the pitch 😭💀

Ous: @kingkepa because she’s amazing and talented just like ous & given the chances they have a bright future ahead and she’ll shine just like Ous shines on the pitch

Antoine: i, in good faith, could not assign anyone to greasy cos i still don’t really like him 😃

Martin: @dortman shows up for match days and bring us peak lbs and idk to me I think that’s how martin is? In the sense that when he’s played he really does perform well

Frenkie: @bertievertonghen (rip smol bean hope u see this soon) Heiry is literally one of the best persons I’ve ever met on here and idk frenkie seems so supportive and always giving his all to the team and based on my personal friendship with Heiry safe to say i’d cast her as frenks

Pedri: @messiv because she loves messi so much just like pedri and also she’s sooo talented and provides us with all the amazing barca content (even if it’s messi focused it’s the best bestt imo no one active can compare tbh) just like pedri does on the pitch

Riqui: @hi-its-me-perrie idk i see her as a baby lol idky (i think u are baby correct me if i’m wrong tho) and just like riqui she’s amazing and provides us with some bangers for tps aksjs and gives some life to the barca fanbase on here the same way riqui provides the barca midfield with life especially when it’s desperately needed

Couti: @abrahamtammy only because i forget she goes here sometimes the same way phil only plays here sometimes 😭💀😂

Pjanic: @hadikathefangirl i’m casting Hadika as him because even though she’s usually silent kinda like miralem once given the opportunity they both are awesome and amazing and yesyesyes

Clem: @lenglet soley because she loves him despite the shit he’s been doing this season 😭 (me too shh) and too even though barca runs her ragged with all the disappointment she’ll never give up on them the same way clem doesn’t give up even after he does shit 💀

Ronald: @goatmessi like Ronald i can totally see Mar being a force to be reckoned with and she loves and the club so much and well i mean she literally bleeds blaugrana at this point!

Samu: @caprycorn ONLY because samu always gives off big loveable vibes even though he be going through it and cel is the same way she always puts on a brave face and she has great taste just like Sam and idk i just love cel with my whole heart okay 🥺

Jordi: @mesqueunclub-ish idk i feel like Kate is small but deadly just like Jordi can be on the pitch, and also the fact that she’s one of the longest barca mutuals I’ve ever had on here and can take part in the way people make fun of them the same way jordi just goes with all the shit he gets from the team 😂

Sergino: @edersonfc 1. because they’re both muricans aksjs & 2. because no matter what the club makes her feel/puts her through madeline will always defend barca and the players (unless it’s something serious ofc like morally of whatever)

Firpo: Idk fck bout firpo i’m sorry I couldn’t in good conscience assign anyone to him

Neto: @rpizarro missing in action but comes with that CONTENT™️ at the most unexpected times just like neto is in the team lolol

Anddd there we have it! I hope this was good-ish 💀😭😂 enjoy!! And again sorry to my mutuals love u guys heheeh

[sluttyten]

Hey Mama

summary: you’re pregnant and Jaehyun just wants you to know how sexy he finds you

words: 1,805

pairing: Jaehyun x reader

tags: pregnant sex (disclaimer: probably not an accurate representation of sex while pregnant)

Jaehyun finds you at 2 in the morning, sitting in the kitchen slathering peanut butter onto a pickle spear. He leans in the doorway for a moment, just watching you, before he asks, “Is that really any good?”

You give him half a glance, take a bite, and after a moment of chewing, you shrug. “It’s not the worst. Wanna taste?”

“No, thanks.” He smiles anyway and walks over to you, reaching out almost absentmindedly to brush his fingers over your belly on his way to rummage through all of the snacks you’ve dragged out of the cabinets and the refrigerator to satisfy the strange cravings. 

You finish off your peanut butter pickle and then reach for a bag of chips, needing something salty. Jaehyun watches you pop open the bag before he reaches out and puts his hand on your belly. You don’t say anything, you’ve grown used to having your belly touched, and when it’s Jaehyun who’s touching it you just feel a nice warm feeling flush through your whole body. You like the look he gets in his eyes, the far-off look like he’s seeing his whole wonderful future. Tonight is no different, that light smile and deep look in his eyes.

You munch on a few handfuls of chips before you fold the top of the bag over and sit it aside. He’s still looking down at your belly, and just then you feel the baby move, some part nudging right near Jaehyun’s hand.

“It’s strange, isn’t it?” You ask.

Jaehyun looks up, his gaze a little fogged with distraction and tiredness. “Hmm?”

You lay your hand over his on the swell of you bump. “This. It’s strange, isn’t it? There’s actually a baby in here, part me and part you. A handful of weeks ago I looked like I have for ages, but now I’m all big like this.”

Jaehyun smiles again and leans in to rest his head against yours. “This is amazing. You’re building a life and you’ve never looked sexier.”

“Never?”

“You know what I mean.” Jaehyun kisses your forehead. “You’re always the most beautiful, sexy girl I’ve ever laid eyes on. But seeing you like this, it just does something to me.” He takes a step back to look over your body appreciatively.

Your body flushes with a nice tingly feeling, soft heat, the familiarity of Jaehyun’s eyes on your body. “What sort of thing do I do to you like this?”

“Come here, and I’ll show you.” Jaehyun holds his hand out to you, and you carefully put your hand in his for him to help you to your feet, then he draws you into his arms.

His hand captures yours and you attempt to lace your fingers with Jaehyun’s, but he shakes his head, and instead guides your hand to the front of his sleep pants.

“This is what you do to me.” Jaehyun’s voice is low, seductive, as he presses your hand to his erection. “I look at you like this, think about how sexy you are with my baby in you, and I can’t help but get hard.”

He rubs your hand over him, and the moan that rolls from his lips sends a nice curl of desire into your belly. Jaehyun moans again when you pull your hand away only to take his hand and pull it between your legs.

You’re only wearing panties and a large shirt of his that you’ve taken to wearing to sleep as your bump has grown larger and less of your clothes from pre-pregnancy fit. Jaehyun grins and pushes the shirt up over your belly with one hand, and the other hand he slips inside your panties.

It’s been a while since you had sex. The first few weeks after you found out you were pregnant, Jaehyun could barely keep his hands off of you, constantly horny at the thought of you pregnant. But then morning sickness kicked in and your sex drive dropped and you just weren’t in the mood until about a month ago when you walked in in Jaehyun masturbating in the shower so you got to your knees and blew him. And that was the last sexual contact you had.

It’s been ages since your last orgasm, so when you feel Jaehyun’s fingertip glide over your clit, you whimper and feel your legs shake from the sensitivity.

“Please.” You sigh. “Please don’t stop.”

Jaehyun makes a warm sound and then you feel his lips against your hair. “Let’s move to bed, so I can take good care of you. Give you the orgasm you deserve, Mama.”

His hand withdraws and you desperately want him back, his fingers swirling against your clit, teasing your entrance, gathering your wetness on his fingers so he can lick them clean. But instead Jaehyun takes your hand and leads you away from the messy kitchen, taking you back to your bedroom.

The sheets are all still a mess, the pale blue light of the TV opposite the bed washes over the sheets, throwing navy shadows in the dips and folds.

Jaehyun pulls you in for another kiss, his hands move under the shirt you’re wearing, pushing it off your shoulders.

He hums happily, and his hands move to cup your breasts. “I’ve missed this.” Jaehyun kisses down your throat to your chest, backing you toward the bed.

“Jae,” You moan, combing your fingers through his hair. “Touch me.”

His hands move. One goes to your belly, gently rubbing, and the other dips further south.

You squeal when Jaehyun’s fingers dance over your clit and then press inside you. He chuckles, licks over your collarbone, and lays you back on the bed, peels your panties down your thighs with his hand that’s not currently occupied with finding your G spot.

“You want me to eat you out?” Jaehyun asks, kissing down your chest to your belly, over the swell, and at the peak of your bump, he pauses and looks up at you. “I’ve missed the taste of you, love. Just a little taste.”

“Just be inside me. I want to feel you. And I was reading online, just out of curiosity since I’ve been feeling a bit... antsy lately, and it was an article about do’s and don’ts of sex while pregnant and...” Your words die on your lips when Jaehyun curls his fingers inside you and drops his head down to kiss your clit.

You push at his head, and Jaehyun backs off with a grin. He stands and you watch him hold his fingers up to his mouth and lick your wetness off of them.

“Daddy,” You reach for his waistband.

“Mama,” He smiles wider and pushes his sweatpants down, and his cock stands up. He climbs back on the bed, hands sliding over your thighs, thumbs stroking the softness of your inner thighs, and he sits down, lying back on the bed, urging you to climb over him. “Ride me. Let me know if anything’s uncomfortable or doesn’t feel good.”

Jaehyun rubs your belly, gazing up at you as you carefully maneuver to sit on his cock. “You’re so beautiful.” His murmur turns into a groan as you feel him inside of you for the first time in weeks and weeks. “Oh, I’ve missed this.”

You’ve missed it too, this feeling of being filled, this flutter in your belly that’s not pregnancy related. You’ve missed the pleasure of seeing Jaehyun laid out under you looking totally in bliss, like you’re the most wonderful thing he’s ever laid eyes on, and somehow even now when your body is swollen (your ankles, your breasts, your big baby bump just to name a few), Jaehyun still looks at you like you’re as sexy and gorgeous as the first time he had you like this.

“Are you good? Feel good?” Jaehyun asks, his hands on your belly as you start moving and moaning. You lean back, your hands on his thighs for support, and you move your hips.

The pleasure ripples through you, reawakening parts of you that feel as if they’ve gone dormant.

Jaehyun swears quietly at first and frequently, but when you take his hands from your belly and bring them back up to your chest, his sounds grow louder. You want to have him sit up and pull him close, have him kissing and sucking and biting at your breasts, but your belly makes that a bit difficult, so you whine a very needy whine instead.

You can tell he’s holding back, wanting it faster and harder, but more than that Jaehyun wants to go your speed to avoid hurting you at all. But you’re made of tougher stuff than he thinks you are, and you just feel too tired to put in all the work of riding him honestly.

His hands fall away from you when you move off of him, rolling carefully to the side, onto your back. 

Jaehyun follows without even a moment of hesitation, grabbing a pillow to stuff it under your hips, and immediately slipping his cock back inside you. He braces himself over you, his arms flexing on either side of your head as he at last takes that pace that you both needed, just on the right side of hard and deep. 

It’s been so long since you last had him, that you’re surprised it’s taken you this long to cum, but as Jaehyun thrusts into you, moans pouring from his mouth along with praises and muffles swears, you feel your orgasm rising.

You grab for his arms, digging your fingers in to his biceps as at last you cum under him. 

“Oh, shit!” Jaehyun moans, and his orgasm follows immediately after. He keeps thrusting, riding out both of your orgasms, and slowly he grows soft and moves slower before at last he pulls out of you altogether and stretches out on the bed beside you, his hands magnetically attracted to your belly and your hair, both of which he starts stroking.

You lie there quietly for a few moments, enjoying the nice buzzing feel of your orgasm in your skin, like a breath of fresh air after so long without one. 

“Good?” Jaehyun presses his laugh against your cheek. “How do you feel?”

You move your hands down to cover his on your belly again just as you feel the baby move, a little nudge, and you quickly drag Jaehyun’s hand over to where you felt it. Another little kick and your belly swoops, body flushed with heat and love and pleasure.

You squeeze Jaehyun’s hand.

“How do you feel?” He repeats, kissing your cheek and then your shoulder.

You turn your head to look at him, smiling a little as you admit, “I really think that some chocolate chip cookies would be great right now.” 

Requests: Idky I get so turned on by the thought of me being pregnant with Jae and getting fucked like just the feeling of being pregnant but being able to feel sexy in my own skin and have sex 😍❤️💪//Could you do Jaehyun having sex with his s/o while she’s pregnant? Thx!!

a/n: I’m not entirely sure if this was actually good, like I don’t feel like my ideas translated well into writing, but I wanted to get this one posted since I’d been talking about it

[blackntallbarbiedoll]

I had one of those self realizing dreams last night... part of me wants to go back in time with all of the knowledge I have now and change so many things about my life. It took a lot of thought to come to the conclusion that I’m still young-ish and have made several amazing decisions to get me where I am today. What was motivating to conclude this lowkey existential crisis is every decision I make right now will affect my future and I decided that I will use my knowledge I so desperately wanted to tell my younger self to the best of my ability now and hopefully continue to grow. Idky I’m feeling sad though. I feel like I want to do more with my life, but I feel restrained and stuck. Not enough time on this planet to enjoy it? Like, what am I doing here?!

[danascraft]

Hello, are yours readings still open? If no, then sorry for bothering you 💐 if Yes--I would like to ask what you can tell me about future of my love life? I recently broke up with JS, after 3 years of hard and mentally devastating relationship. I'm trying to enjoy spending time without him and use this time for my own development, but i'm not going to lie... I feel empty and i miss him even though i know this relationship was nothing good for me. Maybe you can give me some advice? 💛- KK.

hey love, I’m not going to answer this with a reading. But I hope you can take the time you need to heal. Relationships are “complicated” and we put so much effort into them, we grow and we change and it’s normal to feel the way you do. Specially, taking into consideration the duration of that relationship. My advice is not to rush anything, I know the feeling, I know what it’s like to miss someone and be like “nah, fuck it I’ll text them” or similar things. Best thing I can do in this situations is to block that person or to unfollow them (most like be an annoying bitch so they block me and I don’t have to do it lmao idky that’s more manageable for me). Anyway, they say you need at least half of the time you’ve been in a relationship in order to fully get over it. So, even though it feels very long time I’m assuring you it’s not. I’m sure you have projects, passions, or are at least curious about something. Go for it, expose yourself into uncomfortable situations because let’s be real here, you’re already going through one so there’s nothing to lose and you might discover you love this new thing (weird advice here). Another point is to remember that even if your mind is telling you “no one will love you again!!!” or “no one will be as good looking as them” or even “you’ll never love someone that way before!!!” it’s bullshit. Sure you won’t have that same relationship (good lord, because if you do you’re stuck in a loop and they suck). You’ll meet cute people, you’ll fall in love, people will like you too. All of that will happen in the future so there’s really no reason why you should fall into all the dramatic shit your mind is throwing at you. 

Last year, when I was getting over someone (1st attempt) I followed what I preach here  it worked wonders but then I fell into the trap again. But that time I started cutting cords (wrote a long ass letter to say see you never boy), fell again, and it wasn’t until I blocked him on ig and he blocked me too (and also my phone number) that I didn’t give myself permission to move on. And I knew I had to do it, to delete everything but it was just too “radical/painful” for me to actually do it. but when he did I honestly felt happy and relieved because I knew I would be able to actually get over the whole situation. And I did, and I met great people afterwards, and I know what mistakes I will not repeat again. 

So, all I’m saying is to go through the feelings, to accept them, to be aware of them but to do things that will make you think of other stuff. I really do not know how to help or what else to say but I wish you can handle this situation in the best way for yourself 💕

[muchloves-rashidah-blog]

#287. February is here!✨

13-2-2017 Monday I realized that I haven't written ever since the first of February but holla! I guess things were going fast and busy that I haven't been updating. Let's see what are the highlights so far! Recently was Kak Non's wedding! 10-2-2017 Friday The day Mom permitted me to stay over at Sayang's house after the moms talked. Honestly, deep down and as obvious as it can be, Mom really trusted the Rahman's to be able to say a yes to a stay over for her daughter. Typically, she would push it to Baba saying that Baba is protective and things like that in which is not wrong or false. When Mom gave the green light, of course, Sayang and I was surprised but, alhamdulillah. Right after work, I made my way over to the Majlis. I got my henna hehehe and about 1am we got home. Mama slept way earlier than any of us. I decided to sleep on the couch to avoid any awkwardness. Ironed my clothes the night before and had a shower before continuing watching Forest Gump with Sayang. We didn't managed to finish the movie tho because I was so sleepy. 🙈Next time ok. Didn't did I know that Sayang decided to sleep with me on the couch until he brought out his pillows and blanket. :') How sweet of him!!! Alahais. The fact that he could have just slept comfortably on his bed. Couch was small for 2 people to sleep in so we were snuggling to our pillows for comfort. How Sayang carressed my hair and brows to put me to sleep nicely. How I woke up to Sayang wishing me good morning and then when I waved to Mama in the form of saying good morning with my eyes still closed, she said, "Kesian dier tido kat sofa, alahai" which caressing my hands. That's when i said to Sayang, "Your mom really love me uh?" Because I could feel it like no other. 🙈😳 11-2-2017 Friday It's the day! We got ready, make up make up and off to Kak Non's house for her wedding!! Boy she's pretty! Everything went well, from the food, bridemaids and groomsmen duties to my surprise silat performance. Hehehehehhe. I think Sayang was really shocked. Many things that he said which made me smile: * Throughout you doing silat, I just couldn't stop smiling. Idky but I was. * I'm so proud of you. * Thank you so much for braving through my family. I love you very much. Sorry if i didnt took care of you well for these 2days. I tried my best. * Youre the best among the rest. I mean it * Enjoy the video dear. And hey, i may not know silat at all, but from what i know, you did great and you cant imagine how proud i am of you 😘💕 It was a very significant day. Truly a day to remember. Meeting the whole family of Mama's side was a step we all took even for Mama. I am very glad I was able to clique well with his cousins. Like Kak Aidah, Kak Dayah, Kak Fairuz etc, we were okay. Hahaha how Kak Fairuz was "inspired" from my silat for her photo pose hahaha I'm honored 😳😳😳 Or even how Kak Non is close to be able to talk to me freely without any restrictions from the day we met up to this day. I'm happy to know them all. It's been such an inspiring journey so far. You said this, Whatever it is, lets call it a day. It was a long-felt weekend with you since friday. I enjoy every single moment. I felt the love between us, the relationship is strong and i hope we will be able to go thru all challenges tgt. Bismillah for our future. Sayang, let's do this.🙌🏻💕