#idk what to tell y'all

[pealingpetals]

the droid that can do anything

[obsessed-loverboy]

[im-derty-dan]

sam kiszka has garrett watts energy. please tell me you understand

[fortjester]

me: oh yeah i’m totally writing a bunch and I’m gonna get a tonne of stuff out

also me: keeps switching tabs from actual fics to write more of the epistolary/image description social media/TV show au that no one asked for

[wandixx]

I've seen a lot of different takes on Fear Toxin/other fear causing stuff (Yellow Lanterns Ring or something)(later just called Fear Toxin cause I'm lazy) but here is another one.

Danny seems like he isn't affected by Fear Toxin because his biggest fear is that his accident changed him so much he is no longer human, he can no longer truly experience human things.

So when he gets lungful of fear Toxin, he feels normal. He was antsy before, because c'mon, it's a rogue attack but it's not worse. Or so he thought. Because the anxiety lingers. Not enough to register as abnormal just this slight hypervigilance that makes you see things about yourself and your surroundings that you'd never realize otherwise. He'd realize he doesn't blink as often. He'd realize that if he doesn't consciously focus, he sometimes seems to not touch the ground. Forgets to breathe. He can't feel his own pulse at time. He'd realize people will miss him when he's walking down the street as if he was invisible (people just don't care about everyone they pass by). When he'd look straight into his reflection, he'd look slightly to the left. Not enough to actually name anything that was wrong but just stretched enough to fall on the wrong side of the uncanny valley. If he just caught his reflection in the peripheral vision, it'd be vaguely shadowy creature with glowing green eyes and white smoke instead of hair. Overall he'd be just wrong enough to be distinctly not human.

For everyone else, he'd be just a dude. Literally couldn't find more normal dude than this dude. Will pass as absolutely normal human unless someone is specifically looking for ecto-ghost stuff. Even most magic users wouldn't clock him at the glance

Tldr: Fear Toxin makes Danny perceive himself as some sort of eldritch horror but not enough to make him believe he'd actually be affected, while from outside perspective he's Just A Dude™

[allupinyourminds]

BEYONCÉ — wearing the alternative red Cozy outfit from the Renaissance World Tour for Verzion's Super Bowl Ad "Can't B Broken"

[dandyleyen]

Twitter post | They were my childhood ship, ofc I had to draw them :) I'm so happy seeing them becoming a popular ship finally !

[moongothic]

Madoka is the promise you won't turn from a child, full of hopes and dreams and the wish to save the world, into a bitter adult who just wants to hurt others and ruin people's lives

Madoka promised to be there for you to remind you of the person you wanted to be and to stop you from becoming what you sought to destroy

Madoka made that promise and became the very embodiment of it

[thornetabris]

i feel like the star wars fandom sleeps a lot on mace windu. dude's an absolute whole Man with capital M. He seldom used his lightsaber. He used his hands to crush droids barehanded. He protected clones that weren't even his battalion in a battle he was sure he would've died and he dis so gladly and with no hesitation. He saved an alien fauna species from extinction. He defeated Palpatine in a 1v1. He has a purple lightsaber. He serves lowkey cunt. Yeah all that business with Ahsoka but let's be real this fandom can excuse literal genocide and tyranny of characters because they are "sad", we can manage to excuse Windu following the goddamn evidence he had

[iwasbored777]

I wanna know what's going on in the heads of everyone who watched Deadpool & Wolverine and think that the movie wasn't gay. Did you even watch the right movie?

[moths-obsessions]

"he just needs to be well fed and hydrated" WRONG he needs to be fat.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #154

CW: this one's pretty gruesome. read at your own risk 

Peter is a young child who's been kidnapped. His parents and/or his aunt and uncle were killed and he was taken. Along with a bunch of other little kids, he's been held captive and experimented on.

When the Avengers suddenly bust the kidnapping operation, the kidnappers try at the last second to destroy their research. They gas the small room where the kids are being held.

It's Iron Man who ends up blasting through. What he finds is horrifying. All but one of the children are dead.

The one who's left is just sitting among the bodies, crying, shocked, terrified. Iron Man carries him out of there, then once they're safe from the gas Tony steps out of the suit to comfort the kid while he's given oxygen.

Little 5-year-old Peter Parker imprints on his savior hard.

He just went through an unimaginable amount of trauma, then Iron Man burst through like an avenging angel. This is the first time he's ever felt protected in his memory. Tony holds the crying kid, and the kid can tolerate no one else near him.

This becomes a slight problem when they get back to base. But Tony can't find it in him to let SHIELD take the kid away, let them strip him of this one tiny bit of comfort. He keeps seeing all those other kids when he closes his eyes.

This one needs him right now. And if "right now" eventually becomes "this is my son," well. Who could've predicted that.

[teyvatairconditioningco]

I WANT TO BITE HIM I WANT TO [REDACTED] I WANT TO FORCE HIM TO TAKE A SHOWER AND CALL HIM A GOOD BOY BEFORE I [REDACTED]

and then sit in bed, eat takis, and binge watch princess tutu

[lionheartedmusings]

oh yeah i feel the need to say this bc tumblr ecosystems are different but like... you can say the most chaotic, random ass bullshit and you'll probably have someone say "bet". you'll see things that'll make you do a double take and the thing is, 99.99% of the time no one's serious, we're all just fucking around.

common place jokes are "foolhalo gay sex" (every time they talk it is gay sex, it's not sexualization it's... a vibe) and "when there's no streams there may or may not be fake unreality omegaverse discourse on your dash and it's a joke but also it might summon content creator aypierre".

[sskk-manifesto]

So Dazai came to their special place and ordered a second glass of Oda's favourite drink and put pretty flowers on it and supposedly asked the barman to give him some time alone and started reminiscing their time together and how much comfort and relief Oda's presence brought him as the song on the background sings the words “some day when I come back to you tell me how you kissed me gently”, and they expect me to be normal about them.

[kirby-the-gorb]