#idk what to tag this as .-.

[noddynods]

Story of my life

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

“posts that have 10k to me” -boring, cliched, causes mild alarm

“Posts that will have 10k” -threatening, inevitable, sounds like a curse

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

So done with all the defeatism nonsense. Life keeps going. My girlfriend has her first job interview later this morning. I’ve got to fold my laundry. My friends and I have a d&d session later this week. We’re still going. You’ll keep going. I’ll drag your asses into the future kicking and screaming because they want you to lay down and die. And I’ll be damned if any of us do what they want.

[fluffyzoey]

Had a nightmare they made an evil version of Cats called Dogs and if you watched it you turn into a potato

[wretchedxdivine]

there's a philosophical message in there somewhere but I'm too hungry and sweaty to think of it

Based on a conversation with @perfectpossumprincess and @d-d-disgusting about a mad little mantidfly they found

[ozzyeelz]

The big three!! I finally have a ref sheet for how I like to draw them….

[noodle-624]

Ellie loves to play with your engagement ring. So, when you were getting ready for a girls night, Ellie wrapped her toned arms around you, taking a long, deep breath, inhaling your perfume. You were already dressed up, clad in makeup and glittering heels. “Don't even get me started on that sparkling fabric labeled as a ‘dress’” Ellie grabbed your hand staring at it, admiring the rock that you called an ‘engagement ring’, placed snug on your finger before smirking. She kissed your pulse point, making her way up your arm to your neck, it was a little too easy to admit how fastly you texted your friends, informing them you'd be a ‘tad’ bit late…

She has your legs over her shoulders, her chest pressed against you as she fucks you deep. You let out a whimper, tears slipping down your face, lips in a pout as you grip on her biceps. Your dress has long been forgotten on the floor somewhere, as your makeup is all smudged, and your face is a teary, slobbery mess. Ellie coos as you let out a small whimper of her name. “It's okay baby, you're doing so well” she says kissing your tears away.

“M so full Els” Her strap is rubbing against your insides just right, her fucking against your cervix and the artificial veins rubbing against your sweet spot.

“You’re such a good girl” she nuzzled her face in to the crook of your neck, bringing her hand down to rub your throbbing clit. “Uhm- fuck! I wanna m-make you a mommy soo bad Els!” you say absentmindedly, head thrown back, moaning loudly as you clench around her.

Ellie let out a desperate whimper at your words fucking you harder as you unravel on her strap.

She leans into your ear as you come down from your high “I'm gonna make you a mommy one day baby.”

[bepoucorp]

i love you... orel... [og user]

[littlestpersimmon]

AS THE WORLD GOES ON ITS WICKED WAY

bonus:

[applecranberryjuice]

Doodles

Thinking of rewatching from the start,,, so i got pilot Kai on the brain

[glitchedcosmos]

I don’t draw the nearly as often as I think about them and it’s ridiculous really

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

I love this van that regularly parks near my work so much

[rainnyydaysworld]

[nocsa]

Out of curiosity, would anyone be interested in buying ridiculously expensive socks (twould probably be like, around $60 CAD per pair, cause yarn is expensive and these take a while to make) that are handmade?

I got a circular sock machine, and yes, I WILL make it everyone's benefit.

Also my wallet is crying so hard because of the cost of the machine, plus I still need to get myself a ribber.

Benefits: you can get reaaaaaaal specific about fiber content when getting handmade socks. I'm talking ~95% wool or cotton (the other ~5% is polyamide or nylon or something else to make the socks stronger) and they will last you for a lot lot longer than commercial socks (I have ones from 4 years ago when I first started knitting socks that are still perfectly fine) (honestly they can probably last over 10 years, I genuinely just haven't been doing this for that long)

Also, pretty colours!!!!

OMG I could make pride socks!!!! In different flag colours!!! (Somebody please commission me to make ridiculously expensive pride socks) (ridiculously expensive, yes, but considering labour and time and materials involved, unfortunately this cannot be counted as overpriced)