#idk what they're called

[virtualflesh]

yk what since yall dont know how to behave fuck kataang and zutara im confiscating katara and putting her with azula now shes for the girls and only the girls! you can have her back when you apologize! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[keepthedelta]

just got recommended a youtube video called "who is alessandro alunni bravi: stake team principal" and ngl i forgot that stake even had a team principal. genuinely just thought it was valtteri, guanyu and the world's worst pit crew. did not occur to me that somebody is actually being paid to lead this team 🤷🏿‍♀️

[capriciouswrites]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz/Tommy Kinard Characters: Tommy Kinard, Lena Bosko, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Evan "Buck" Buckley Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stargate Atlantis Fusion, Fake Marriage, Marriage, Unreliable Narrator, Misunderstandings, Flirting, Humor Series: Part 29 of fic as high as an elephant's eye Summary:

The Daedalus is about two days from arrival at Atlantis when Bosko pulls Tommy aside and says, “You gotta stop flirting with Diaz.”

He arches an eyebrow. “You know that ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’, was repealed, right?” It’s a rhetorical question, because he’s sure as shit seen Bosko eyeing up some other ladies, and them eying her right back. 

[beeben]

Wiat which is the personality type test that was made by eugenics ppl

[plushri]

tagged by @lonestatus ^-^ <3

favorite colour: pink! <3

last song: The Vampire cover by Poppin'Party

currently reading: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

currently watching: Elementary

currently craving: hmmm not sure o_o pesto ?

coffee or tea: fruit or chamomile tea ^-^

tagging @queeranese @valentinism @disabled-sapphic @rosiedemeanor and anyone else who wants to do it !! <3

[mxxnmxxn9875]

wait that seal looks like my dog—

Melanistic Atlantic Grey Seal (Halichoerus grypus atlantica) [x]

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[garlands-of-roses]

Already planning some decorations to make to decorate my tree for Nativity

List of verified Gaza fundraisers to check out

[obsessive-jan]

completely self indulgent need to share what my littles wrote

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my name is l4ndo (but sometimes my name is lanc8) and I'm 8-10 years old (so yes, I can spell perfectly fine)

Here are my parents

there's papi, daddy, and dada (but I like to call dada Jens0n or J3nse because he lets me)

Papi likes to call me Spanish things like cariño and Landito and Landino

Daddy likes to say hun and doll and sometimes German ones like meine maus

and dada says buddy (or bud) or fella or mini me, he's very British (and only knows english, papi says he's also really bad at Spanish but that's a secret)

my favourite toys are my Lego ML F1 car and all of my video games and my friendship bracelets

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hi, my name is max emillian and I am 4 or 5, but sometimes I'm older it's hard to explain

I have my dad, sometimes I call him papa too (and look it's me and him together!)

And I guess there's also M4rk and Jens0n, I don't call them anything specific

Right now I'm a little older but my papa is also helping me write

papa likes to call me his little lion and maxito and I like to call him n4ndo or f0nz or fer like the others do

m4rk calls me baby and kiddo and cub (sometimes mein Löwe, i dont know where he gets the deutsch from, maybe sebby?)

Jens0n calls me pal or bub (his ones are always the odd one out)

but they all usually call me maxie or max emillian

my favourite toys are my small plush rat, his name is mousie and my bunny plush, he doesn't have a name I've always just called him bunny and I like the other people's B4tman stuff too

[timmaay]

[ayverx]

Im so indecisive.

[keepthedelta]

i think people should be more positive about the new sauber livery. idc whether people think it's ugly or not, we should all be grateful that it's at least a different colour on the grid

[maofi]

Whats with the expression “they wouldn’t hurt a fly”?? Of course they wouldn’t do you have any idea how difficult that is to achieve? Those little creatures fly away faster than you can blink. How about wouldn’t hurt a spider? Or idk a fucking ant

[kurlyfrasier]

I see all these adorable bookshelf book building things and I want one or 20, but then I remember there's no room on my bookshelf because, SURPRISE, it's overflowing with books 😑

[the-raindeer-king]

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

That's how the saying goes. You never realized just how true it was until you started working as Captain John Price's assistant. It had started off innocently enough, bringing him a tea or coffee when he asked. Maybe scolding him whenever you found out he skipped lunch.

You had been baking brownies, trying out a new recipe, and you just needed someone to taste them (and maybe help you get rid of the batch if need be). So, you brought them to work, left them in a pretty box on Price's desk when you dropped off his coffee.

You certainly hadn't expected the rest of the task force to come around to your desk, begging to know why you didn't bring any for them. Turn out that not only did Price brag out your baking skills, he's refusing to share with the rest of the task force, despite the fact you had brought more than enough for all of them.

Looks like you're going to have to make more.

[shay-puppitty]

Suddenly feel the strongest desire to bite or gnaw on something? Pick up a fidget toy you took the fidget part out of (leaving only the soft outer part like a gutted plushie) and just..texture...pleasant texture... mmmmhnnn soft. :3 No longer have the desire to bite or gnaw.