#idk what they're called

[kozv-ken]

yk what since yall dont know how to behave fuck kataang and zutara im confiscating katara and putting her with azula now shes for the girls and only the girls! you can have her back when you apologize! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[capriciouswrites]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz/Tommy Kinard Characters: Tommy Kinard, Lena Bosko, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV), Evan "Buck" Buckley Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Stargate Atlantis Fusion, Fake Marriage, Marriage, Unreliable Narrator, Misunderstandings, Flirting, Humor Series: Part 29 of fic as high as an elephant's eye Summary:

The Daedalus is about two days from arrival at Atlantis when Bosko pulls Tommy aside and says, “You gotta stop flirting with Diaz.”

He arches an eyebrow. “You know that ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’, was repealed, right?” It’s a rhetorical question, because he’s sure as shit seen Bosko eyeing up some other ladies, and them eying her right back. 

[beeben]

Wiat which is the personality type test that was made by eugenics ppl

[plushri-moved]

tagged by @lonestatus ^-^ <3

favorite colour: pink! <3

last song: The Vampire cover by Poppin'Party

currently reading: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

currently watching: Elementary

currently craving: hmmm not sure o_o pesto ?

coffee or tea: fruit or chamomile tea ^-^

tagging @queeranese @valentinism @disabled-sapphic @rosiedemeanor and anyone else who wants to do it !! <3

[mxxnmxxn9875]

wait that seal looks like my dog—

Melanistic Atlantic Grey Seal (Halichoerus grypus atlantica) [x]

[zeldamphibiedalls]

New ocs 🎤🎸🎵🥁

Please ask about them

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[timmaay]

[ayverx]

Im so indecisive.

[maofi]

Whats with the expression “they wouldn’t hurt a fly”?? Of course they wouldn’t do you have any idea how difficult that is to achieve? Those little creatures fly away faster than you can blink. How about wouldn’t hurt a spider? Or idk a fucking ant

[kurlyfrasier]

I see all these adorable bookshelf book building things and I want one or 20, but then I remember there's no room on my bookshelf because, SURPRISE, it's overflowing with books 😑

[the-raindeer-king]

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

That's how the saying goes. You never realized just how true it was until you started working as Captain John Price's assistant. It had started off innocently enough, bringing him a tea or coffee when he asked. Maybe scolding him whenever you found out he skipped lunch.

You had been baking brownies, trying out a new recipe, and you just needed someone to taste them (and maybe help you get rid of the batch if need be). So, you brought them to work, left them in a pretty box on Price's desk when you dropped off his coffee.

You certainly hadn't expected the rest of the task force to come around to your desk, begging to know why you didn't bring any for them. Turn out that not only did Price brag out your baking skills, he's refusing to share with the rest of the task force, despite the fact you had brought more than enough for all of them.

Looks like you're going to have to make more.

[shay-puppitty]

Suddenly feel the strongest desire to bite or gnaw on something? Pick up a fidget toy you took the fidget part out of (leaving only the soft outer part like a gutted plushie) and just..texture...pleasant texture... mmmmhnnn soft. :3 No longer have the desire to bite or gnaw.

[kalcifers-blog]

HES SO FUCKING PRETTY

✨Marvin Doodles🐈‍⬛

[one-chaotic-neautral]

Arcane ships ranked, for fun

The main ships and some rarepairs I've found, I like pretty much everything in the first 4 rows. I probably missed some but idk what they are and I'm too lazy to add more rn.

feel free to add your thoughts or ships but again its just for funsies :)

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi x Arknights Collab - Delicious on Terra