#idk what their ship name is but ew

[aphroditusiscorroded]

These are the exact same scene to me

[asturlavi]

what a disappointment you turned out to be

[peachycolaa]

hellucard takes off pt. 3

[luna--the--idiot]

your honor they love each other (I put silly notes in the alt text)

(runs away and doesn't return for 3 weeks or so)

[hillerheightsfanpage]

Hiller Heights Ships i like bc I’m devastated with the Kit/Zeon news:

Elizabeth x Lanie : they are gay as HELL bro

Caroline x Miguel (canon) : they’re very cute but a lil cringe still love them though

Mary Ellen x Z : they make fun of Willa together for sure

Zeon x Grace : yall hear me out….

[myunghology]

HOLD ME DOWN.

... a kinich x reader smau.

.. i was wondering, can you hold me down?

sypnosis, being two childhood best friends in the same class in high school of their third year, chaos basically surrounds the two of you. being shipped with each other even though there are no romantic feelings, are also an interruption.

- tags, kinich x gender neutral reader. slow burn, modern, high school love, they fell first he fell harder! class president kinich and vice president reader.

- warnings, swearing, sensitive topics (ill add tw before the post!, dirty humor/jokes.

status, not yet started.

profiles. hotplay & frontstreet boys

1. I DON'T WANT IT THAT WAY ✦ 2. BOOTHS..

3. Do you do weddings? ✦ 4. what is this behavior

5. whens the wedding ✦ 6. mama a kinich behind you

7. HOST WHOO ✦ 8. opening practice

9. idk leave me alone ✦ 10. idc

11. ew ✦ 12. U'RE EW.

13. bella hadidnt ✦ 14. i said i love u.

15. [name] there are people dying ✦ 16. nayswan

17. MY BABYCAKES ✦ 18. i hope your ass explodes

19. bedwetter02 ✦ 20. supernova love

taglist, opened! send in an ask or a comment to be added.

[cassidy273]

Watching Shameless (US version) for the first time. I'll update this as I go.

Note: Please don't spoil anything. The most I know is a character named Debbie has a kid eventually.

Season 1 Episode 1: I'm sorry who the fuck names their child LIP-

Ian is giving off LGBTQIA vibes. Idk tho I might be wrong.

Did...did that child murder a cat?

LIAM IS SO CUTE OMG MY HEARTTTT

Kev and Veronica goddamn-

Why is Frank kinda...

Damn six updates before the fucking title screen.

GODDAMN FRANK AND FIONA ARE BOTH KINDA...

"You're almost nine, you're gonna have to start pulling your weight." made me CACKLE

THIS BITCH REALLY BROUGHT A WHOLE ASS BABY TO SHOW AND TELL-

I wanna execute those two guys who were saying that shit about Fiona at her job.

Midget Naked Witch Bending Over is a really good band name

Why is she going under the table I'm literally so confused-

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW THE FUCK DOES SCIENCE TURN YOU ON KAREN

Why was showing his bare ass necessary?

Lovely. I really wanted to see a guy looking at pictures of boobs today.

Those aren't boobs.

Wait omg my prediction was actually correct what the fuck-

Fiona's dress is literally so pretty omfg

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DISRESPECTING FIONA FIRST THOSE GUYS MAKE WEIRD COMMENTS ABOUT HER THEN SHE GETS FUCKING ROBBED

DON'T CALL HER A SKANK YOU DICK

Goddamn I forgot that guy's name but he punched that dick so I love him

I'm gonna take a shower I'll watch the rest after

I'm back y'all

The word 'knob-job' just rubs me the wrong way it just sounds so gross-

I was happy that the poor kid's name wasn't Lip but then I heard his name was Philip and that's even worse omg I feel so bad for him

Veronica is an ICON

WHY DID THEY START MAKING OUT WHAT THAT WAS LITERALLY SO RANDOM

Guys I don't think this show is very kid-friendly

BOTH OF THEM ARE ATTRACTIVE TO ME IDK WHO TO LOOK AT I THINK THIS IS WHAT A BI PANIC FEELS LIKE

THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE QUIET WHAT THE FUCK

I feel so bad for her she was almost there and then a fucking garda showed up

I'm gonna leave my laptop for a while sorry

I'm back again

Frank get out of the bar and take care of your kids omfg

He's such an asshole I love him-

OMGOMGOMGSTEVE'SBACK

Aw he's such a nice guy he's not bullying Philip because y'know his name is fucking Philip <3

I think Steve and Fiona might be the first straight ship I've liked in a long time-

Oh my god imagine being Ian like 'Hey, so um, I know I'm your brother and all, but I found your secret gay porn stash and also here's a blowjob from a girl who gave one to me. Enjoy!'

Karen's dad is such an asshole omg kiss your wife dude.

OH MY FUCKING GOD IF I WAS IAN I WOULD LITERALLY EXPLODE RIGHT THERE IMAGINE A GIRL IS SUCKING YOUR YOU KNOW WHAT UNDER THE TABLE AND THEN HER DAD PULLS BACK THE TABLECLOTH I WOULD ACTUALLY DIE

I'M SORRY IS HE TRYING TO BEAT UP THESE KIDS FOR HAVING SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER

I'm actually dying oh my god that fucking greenscreen as Lip jumped out the window-

I love all of Veronica's outfits she slays so hard

Ew uncensored penis

HE BOUGHT HER A NEW WASHER STEVE IS SO NICE

"Hey! You honour thy father!" "GET FUCKED!" Karen is so iconic

Fiona going 'Please tell me you didn't get some girl pregnant' to her gay brother killed me

DEBBIE IS LITERALLY SO INNOCENT AND KIND I LOVE HER SO MUCH I HOPE SHE DOESN'T TURN OUT LIKE HER DAD-

Steve is the only straight man other than Robert Smith we need as a society.

Never mind. The phrase 'This whole city belongs to the Jennas, and I'm sick of them' sounded a lot like 'You're not like other girls' which is the worst compliment ever.

NEVER MIND X2 I WISH SOMEONE WOULD TALK TO ME LIKE THIS-

Omg I thought he left her for a second and I was so fucking pissed

Imagine you gave a bj to two different guys (WHO ARE BROTHERS) and the first guy's all like 'Hey, did you give my brother a BONER??'

WAIT HOW OLD IS IAN AND HOW OLD IS THE MARRIED SHOP GUY BECAUSE IF THEY'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR I GOTTA GOOGLE THIS

IAN'S FUCKING FIFTEEN WHAT THE ACTUAL DAMN DIDDLY FUCK

'He's done nothing to be sorry for' AYO DUDE

I love Frank so fucking much-

SHOTSSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSSHOTS

I literally forgot Carl existed I feel so bad

Is it just me, or does Lip kinda look like Shia LaBeouf when he played Stanley Yelnats?

AWWW STEVE IS SO NICE

Final Thoughts:

That was so good, and I'm probably gonna not watch it again for a few weeks like what normally happens with shows I like.

[torveiglyart]

hi! What are your vld ships? Just wanted to know if we had the same ones:)

So I'm not like a huge shipper but there are certain ones that I'm just like "aww" at so:

• Lance x Keith

Their dynamic is so fluid and fun and every trope can be applied to them it's just, yeah, you know? Weren't they also supposed to be canon until s3?

• Allura x Lance

Ah yes the canon one. A lot of people say it came out of nowhere but they had chemistry (imo) back in s5, and I think they were genuinely good for each other.

• Romelle x Allura

This one's weird in that I one-sided ship it. Idk if Allura would ever feel attraction to Romelle, but the other way? Yeah.

And then for the ships that I headcanon or are totally canon but like, I don't make art of them or anything. I feel like "I ship them" isn't the right words.

Zethrid x Ezor

Lotor x Allura (Maybe if Lotor hadn't been insane...)

Hunk x Shay (I always forget about Shay 😭. I promise I have nothing against them.)

There are ships I'm like "ew no" with but that's not the question so 🤷.

Also the whole Adam thing makes me sad. No offense to Curtis, but like, there was no development there with Shiro. Kalternecker got more screen time than Adam. 😔 We never even got a last name.

[spopsalt]

Found these on Pinterest. Thought I’d drop em by you and share my thoughts.

Idk what they’re trying to say. But I don’t like looking at it, so moving on.

Idk much about Bubbline since I’m not that far I to the show. But something tells me it’s not remotely the same. All I know is that PB was super racist and called Marcy ‘monster trash’ the second before Marcy broke up. Might’ve actually been the reason why Marcy dumped her. Idk.

Hey now. Don’t do that.😃 Also, Romeo and Juliet is a CAUTIONARY tale, so… Unless this person is acknowledging C//A would be some mutually self destructive shit, this person is implying quite a few things, all objectively wrong. But I don’t have time to unpack all that now. Also I say mutually, not that Adora is abusive, but that Catra’s weird complex would assure her very proximity to Adora would make her feel inferior, meaning she’d be hurt in some way too. Not Adora’s fault, but still.

Kids. Literal kids. Like look, I’m fine with media explaining that teens can sexual, since it reflects reality and a lot of teens irl ARE sexually active or at least exploring their sexuality. I mean, I wasn’t an active teen, but again, I explored my own sexuality. So that’s fine I guess. But there’s a difference between reflecting the reality of teen sexuality and actively sexualizing underage characters. It’s about framing. And THIS is being framed in a creepy way. Not in a ‘let’s face it, it happens, it’s puberty, it’s normal’ sort of way, but they do it as a ‘look how hot this is! Lol’ way. And I don’t like that. It’s creepy, and low key a bit belittling.

Okay… Entrapta is like 10-15 years older than Adora. So maybe don’t draw her like this since that’d make her a pedophile/ephebophile which I hate for a number of reasons. Also, Adora is a lesbian in this version, so idk why Bow and Sea Hawk are there. So… yeah. Literally half of them shouldn’t be here.

Hi! First off, please censor the names of the posters of the tweets. Just want to make sure nobody harasses them, ok! Time to dissect them!

Ew, thanks for showing me Adora's scars that she got from her future girlfriend!

Bubbline is so much healthier than c//a!? It's sad how people will compare any wlw ship to c//a. Also, STOP ROMANTICIZING THE PRINCESS PROM DANCE!

Ew, reminder Romeo was much older than Juliet, and Juliet was still a minor, honestly the way it's a toxic ship that was romanticized reminds me of c//a.

Again, CHILDREN. LITERAL CHILDREN! And Adora didn't even want to have this dance in the first place?? Catra literally forced her into it, then dipped her SO LOW that she couldn't support herself, so she had to put her leg there, STOP SEXUALIZING TEENS!

EWWWW! Again, Adora is a lesbian, so Bow shouldn't be there, Sea Hawk looks like a literal adult even though he said to be a teen, Glimmer and Mermista are the only ones who have shown interest in Adora out of these, Glimmer has good chemistry with her, Mermista has blushed at her a handful of times and ENTRAPTA IS LITERAL 30!

[all-for-the-game-confessions]

"sometimes the actions of one character will hit a little too close to home for someone and so they'll hate that character. so what? it gets really weird when people who love riko or thea or whoever start acting morally superior for empathizing with how the characters suffered & loving them. it is equally weird when people who hate those characters act morally superior for.. what? disliking a problematic character in Problematic Characters: the Book."

Idk the other anons personnel problems for disliking these characters, but making this the reason for the average riko and thea hater to dislike them is bullshit. Riko has a huge list of crimes and is the villain of aftg so thats normal. But what people who engage in riko content complain about is people who harass them for liking riko (cap literally got his suggestive post reported despite all the suggestive andreil art out there being mass reblogged) and saying that people who like riko character (character. Not person) support his actions.

Everyone going to ao3 to read about kevin exclusively being hit on by morally correct guys bcs ew imagine liking a f/m ship and problematic media!!!! Like babe ao3 was made so that the co founder could read wincest in peace, jesus. (And problematic media in general)

This isn't even addressing the amount of utter bullshit some people give thea compared to other characters who did the same things and even to worse degrees! She teased jean for whoring around- (she didn't know he was raped. She thought it was consented. It was kept a tight secret in the nest, but you'd only know that if you were paying attention to the story and not just the gay fluff.) When nicky made rape jokes about neil. She was shunned for "grooming" kevin, when they didn't even properly meet till he was 18. She was hated for being angry at kevin in aftg but don't bother asking why! He left her on read for 2 fuking years! She was hated for the no harm no foul despite knowing she was brain washed (and being brainwashed is NOT a moral thing. "Ugh shes so brainwashed I hate her" (if you know who you are meet me in the parking lot) its bullshit. Jean condoned what riko did to him and all that other bullshit. And still THEA is hated for it. Why not hate the white male for it instead hmm? No, only the black women with a south asian last name! Lets exclusively hate her for it! We know youre just using everything she has done (and did in your head) against her to call her a bitch.

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[barousagi]

kunigami for the ask game maybe ?

GLADLY!

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual, i think? although i don't think he's thought that much about it himself. he doesn't have time for that, he's playing soccer. (and experiencing the horrors)

Gender Headcanon: honestly?? unsure! i could definitely see him being trans with his sisters being his biggest supporters... but i could also see him just being a cis guy. much to think about.

A ship I have with said character: egoist four polycule sweep. kunisagi/kunibachi/kunigiri SWEEP! i like those ones :] also lowkey a little into kunigami/shidou (idk what their ship name is. ryukuni...? kuniryu..?)

A BROTP I have with said character: kunisagi again (💀). i also read a barousagi fic where he was barou's best friend and honestly? real. barou needs friends who tell him when he's being an asshole.

A NOTP I have with said character: hmmmm... i don't think i have any? haven't seen any ships that make me go "ew"

A random headcanon: the night before he left for blue lock he made friendship bracelets with his little sister... he took the one she made for him with him, we just never see it bc he takes it off when he's playing soccer and his sleeves cover it the rest of the time 👆

General Opinion over said character: I LOVE HIM. hes so tragic and makes me so sad when i think about him too long. what he's become.... my chest hurts. pre-wc, i just loved how great of a guy he was. he cares so much. i love how the manga stresses this. I LOVE HOW POST WC ISAGI SEES HIM AND IS LIKE "KUNIGAMI IS STILL A GREAT GUY" stop. i'll cry. fuck. head in hands

[platonicphoenix]

This is just my headcanon for Overlord but-

(Also cw for mentions of abuse or weird ass ships)

Overlord would NOT be into relationships, he would prolly bc aromantic tbh.

I say this because most ships he has are either abusive or toxic in some way.

Like Overpan? He litterally kidnapped him, also they dont show interest, Overlord would only like him because Trepan is giving him what he wants, and its learning mneumosurgery.

Overtarn? They hate eachother. Those 2 act like siblings at most. And Tarn doesnt give 2 shits about Overlord. When he left Tarn doesnt even like bat an eye.

Overmax? Wtf. This explains itself. Its ABUSIVE. Overlord litterally tortured him, decapitated him you name it. Do NOT fucking ship this because its just WEIRD.

Any Overlord ship is weird. If you were to ship him doing it sexual (fanon only.) Would be okay??

Honestly idk.

But Overlord would just NOT be into romantic relationships, he doesnt fucking care about them because hes so focused on himself or revenge.

He would only like somebody because they BENEFIT him.

That man is selfish to his **core.**

Imma use my oc for an example. I made Overlord only want Aero to be like some music player to him because Overlord is easily bored. He likes new things, and since music is very diverse. It gives him something new to hear. Other than screams of agony.

So Aero would basically play him fuckin death metal or smt as a lullaby 💀💀

Overlord only tolerates or doesnt kill Aero because she benefits him.

And Aero still gets whooped. She fucks up a note and she gets the beating of a lifetime.

**If** I were to give them a sort of relationship it would be purely sexual (fanon obv) or they would have high tension approaches. Thats all.

Thats all i believe Overlord would have.

Like the most 'romantic' thing he would do is hold hands or hug but then he would shove you off of him and be like "ew"

He doesn't care. He is so focused on killing megatron that he would ditch everything and travel between universes just to murder his ass.

(Dont even ship overlord and megatron if you do you're blocked.)

Also look, i like overlord and simp for him a lot but i dont want to sugarcoat him. That man would replace my spine for his knuckles.

Theres a difference between fanon and canon. Making x reader fanfics of him is fine even if romantic because its not like a headcanon, its just thirsting. but if you're gonna make a hc you have to make sure you KNOW the character pretty well.

This goes for other characters when headcanoning (is that even a word??) them too. Please do reasearch on the character and see it in a relatively objective perspective 😭😭

In the end, this is just a headcanon, dont overthink it too much or attack me for this. Have a nice day!! 😋😋💖💖

[eponastory]

I like that you like Zukka. Tell me what other ships you ship and why.

Well, obviously Zutara and Sukka.

But this may not be popular opinion since it's not in my story and probably wont be, but I can get behind Sokkla. It's the same concept of fire and water like Zutara and Zukka, but honestly it presents a dynamic that is more challenging.

Sokkla is more of a guilty pleasure ship for me than anything.

And since you are asking me my go to ships, I might as well answer the least favorite ships and why as well.

Azulaang: NOPE! This one is messy because Aang is Passive/Amiable and Azula is Assertive/Analytical. Assertive/Analytical people cannot mesh well with other people because they want/need control to feel stable about themselves. They are the boss. There is no compromise. It is also in Aang's character to be the one to 'fix' a person or a scenario. This is the type of relationship that is actually pretty toxic and is next to Narcissist level of toxic. Azula is a mirror of Ozai only she's female in the way of Social Styles. Any of her relationships will be toxic (as evidenced by how she treats Mai and Ty Lee) unless she learns to accept that perfection is impossible and she can overcome her trauma. So having Aang in a relationship with a person like Azula is just not going to work.

Kat*ang: I have my problems with this relationship by how it is framed from Aang's perspective and not Katara's. The non-consensual kisses do it for me too since that is considered SA in some circles and I have experienced things like that. Those things affected me deeply to where I have problems to this day that I'm just now able to talk about. It was a no go for me then, its still a no go for me now. I have gone over my dislike for the pairing before in greater detail, its no secret. Katara was absolutely reserved to Bryke's baby boy because they are silly men.

Maiko: I've done a whole post on this before. It boils down to dismissiveness and lack of communication in their relationship... which can be fixed but they both thought it was better just to break it off. Well, Mai did, and you know what... that's fine. They will probably work better as friends.

Taang: Toph and Aang have a sibling like relationship. if it went romantic, she'd also wipe the floor with his ass for being a jealous idiot.

What is the ship name for Zuko x Toph? : that should tell you what you need to know there. They are siblings too... and he still owes her a badass field trip.

Aangko? IDK: no. just no. that's.... ew. Especially when that would be considered grooming in some circles. I dated a guy who was a secret pedo... it's just no... hell to the no. I mean, you do you, but it's a Negatory Ghost Rider. Do not past Go, Do not collect $200, Do not get out of Jail free.

okay now that I've got all of that out of the way. I'm only tagging certain things for this because I don't feel like being swamped by the antis for having personal opinions about a ship. Some of these ships are fine for other people and that's okay. We all have our things, I'm not going to judge. It's obvious as to who actually judges people for their ships. It's not me.

[paper-fowl]

I'm going to reattempt doing tumblr posts (I was new to the whole thing, before) by presenting my au of TADC, it doesn't have a name yet (or plot), but I have a few things written down for what I want it to be. (I NEED IDEAS)

* It will be a survival-type au (I know there's like 6 other survival AUs out there..),

* It will feature showtime (the ship),

* the longer you stay, the more messed up you become (physically)

* abstraction will be the same as canon TADC, (insanity, no abstracted infection)

* I'm thinking about making the circus into a theme park.. maybe?

* mutation? Bug.. thing... Idk lol

Character Design

* Pomni's stats: Health is in peak condition (newest player stuff...), runs faster than most members, agility grows higher when spooked.

My Description: Droopy hat, thin puffy arm sleeves, leg wraps, darker color palette (maroon, navy blue, gold-ish stripes.) no bells/puffs on torso.

* Caine's stats: No health bar (if I even add one...), can be damaged but will never truly die, faster than any member (cuz... you know .. he's the one in charge).

My Description: long over coat, longer canine teeth, feathered, wide tophat, no bowtie (he's not fancy anymore).

* Zooble's stats: flight control is not as good as Caine's, swaps parts for newer ones from statues, their box, and sometimes even wildlife... (ew)

My Description: Bug wings!!!! They also wear a poncho.

uhm

welp

The end of this post, (for now.)

I doubt I'll be able to keep working on this due to school... And lack of motivation...

But if you want me to finish this, then good luck, lol.

[thelunadiviner]

i was tagged by @renegadeem DAYS ago (sowwy for how late this is!) so... it is time!

"9 people you want to get to know better"

3 ships:

valenwind--i mean... come on LOL this one has been with me since i was 11 or 12 (over a decade now!). extremely foundational and, even when i wasn't actively into FF7, has been on my mind ever since i played the game years ago. something something red and blue gays, something something dark hair and blonde hair, something something short and tall. they just fulfill so many good "tropes" and also god i just like these characters SO much its unbelievable. i cannot wait for (what i hope is) the sheer amount of screenshots and screen records of the third part of FF7:R when they are PLAYABLE. the party banter... oh lord...

VKaz--ok... so i am actually a massive Metal Gear Solid fan. i got into it around-ish the same time as i got into FF7 and wow did it change my brain chemistry. there are a few MGS ships that are bone deep in me, but VKaz does something else to me. its blinding. its visceral. its like... wow. it doesn't help that Kaz is probably my favorite character in the game and Venom is sooooo. yeah. cute... idk! but i could probably talk about these guys for literally hours. and it would be incomprehensible. ik this is my squeenix blog but if anyone ever wants to talk MGS with me...

tie (sorry LOL) between akusai and stakhemy--those are so so so different but whatever LOL. akusai is also ages old, one of my first ships. i actually used to be much more into xemsai but akusai has taken the reins. KH is also a decade+ interest of mine (my late childhood/early teen trifecta was KH, FF7, and MGS) so i have so much to say... also i think i am in love with Saix lowkey. now, stakhemy is a new one and much more niche (any Pathologic fans?). i made one of the best character/ship spotify playlists ever for those guys. whenever i think of Rubin i become a little ill. i just find them so fascinating (Patho is super interesting on its own anyways).

first ship: whoooo boy. probably Link/Sheik? LoZ was like. my first ever THING i got into. i used to play pretend in my yard wearing a green tunic and a green santa hat i cut the puff off of to live out my Twilight Princess Link dreams. if not Link/Sheik, then probably xemsai.

last song: Respite On The Spitalfields by Ghost (on a massive Ghost kick because of a friend, its all ive been listening to... my favorite by them is Twenties and/or I Believe)

last TV show: i just watched the 5th episode of Interview with the Vampire this morning with a bestie, but the last show i finished was True Detective season 1 (for the 2nd time... i'm obsessed.. i have a sideblog...)

currently reading: i have been trying to finish Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman for over a year atp but 1. i am a slow ass reader, 2. i started it over already, 3. something sad happened so i got discouraged, 4. im so busy and am trying to learn to get better about reading (ADHD moment)

currently eating: nothing atm but i did have a creme brulee cream puff from one of my fav bakeries (shouldn't have spent the money but my name change court hearing was a success so i celebrated <3)

currently craving: im always craving something i love food LOL honestly the first thing that came into my head was a smoothie... but i also love all Asian cuisine and there's this amazing place nearby that has a bomb Pad See-Ew

thank you sm for tagging me!! i cannot think of anyone really to tag atm so i'll probably come back and do that later when i'm less busy.

[sparethcsympathy]

Michelle and Soldier Boy for ship memeee 💕

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! || @twiicetheheart

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Fucking. Forever.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I don't wanna say too quick, and i don't wanna say it took forever for them also. least for soldier boy, the second something happens to her that involves dealing with homelander. whether she was hurt-- or just feelings hurt, i think seeing the look on her face--- broken and all, that's when he realizes... that he hates seeing her sad, hurt--- and that's when it hits him that he loves her.

How was their first kiss? - oh my god. you know michi and i haven't talked about that, but i do have an idea of when they first kiss. def think it's when he tells her about his past-- like his real past, and also telling Michelle about his time with the russians-- maybe not entirely, because lbr he's still trying to block our most of his trauma and also probably can't recall what ELSE they done to him. -- but i imagine when he finally gives his name to Michelle, not his supe name. his real name. like letting her in--- fully. which he hasn't done in a long time. and also i think Soldier boy would be the one to make the move first, it would have been soft. despite who he is, cause he's not a soft man-- but with Michelle ? he's definitely got a soft spot for her. It would have been sweet and slow, filled with so much emotion, want & just vulnerable.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - lbr soldier boy would. he's old school. man bs.

Who is the best man/men? - .... nobody. LMAO WHAT FRIENDS ? xD

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - damn idk. starlight maybe xD though she's gonna be like Michelle--- him ? LMAO idk guess we gotta see what bg characters are Michelle's friends.

Who did the most planning? - Michelle would. but why do I feel like she would try to still have him involved in SOME STUFF.

Who stressed the most? - Michelle. She's planning it after all.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

Sex:

Who is on top? - soldier boy is top dog-- but that doesn't mean he won't switch to let Michelle *cough cough* ride him.

Who is the one to instigate things? - soldier boy ! LMAO C'MON how can he not ? she's a babe.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse��s head

How long do they normally last? - listen soldier boy is a supe, he's never out of energy he's always up for it, and also women can last so ayyye ! these two can go hand in hand-- unless Michelle gotta be somewhere and THEN a quickie is in the works.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes, soldier boy definitely is a man when it comes to wanting his women to cum. so yes, he will make sure she reaches climax before him ( which also means he cares about her, putting her needs before his )

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. // SO i think they can be both. cause it's SB and he def would have soft moments with Michelle, but also he's a dirty talker when needed.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - maybe two. soldier boy did say he wanted to be a dad after all.

How many children will they adopt? - none sorry kiddos.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Michelle but don't think she doesn't have soldier boy help-- she makes his ass.

Who is the stricter parent? - soldier boy ? in some parts, and Michelle in other parts. so equal-- but Michelle still would be softer.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Michelle LMAO

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - also Michelle

Who is the more loved parent? - i think they are both loved. but the kids would def be clinging to Michelle more.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Michelle. can you imagine soldier boy ? god no.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Michelle. soldier boy @ himself was like : don't you dare cry pussy. don't do it-- fuck I'm crying shit.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - soldier boy lbr. he's like i got you kid, i got you don't tell your mother.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - michelle. soldier boy can't cook for shit.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - i think Michelle. cause soldier boy looks like he has more of an appreciation for good after being in the box for a long ass time.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Michelle. listen soldier boy did it once, and he only got meat/jerky/junk food/beer

How often do they bake desserts? - i think Michelle does it a lot when she has the time. cause she seems like she knows how to bake real good.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - soldier boy loves meat. I see Michelle being our salad girl for sure.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Michelle would be the one to do this. soldier boy though will surprise her-- and try to cook.... :) didn't go well though.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - soldier boy cause he can't cook to save a life, and to take her out and show off his lady.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - soldier boy.... for sure.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Michelle does

Who is really against chores? - Soldier boy lmao !

Who cleans up after the pets? - both do. if they have

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - SOLDIER BOY

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - neither do. cause do they really have people come over ? LMAO.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - michelle. so it's hers now :) !

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - both. both do.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - if they have one i think they would both do it together.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Michelle does it for each and every holiday, and also ben enjoys it cause he's been gone for a long time-- and like i said i think appreciates things more.

What are their goals for the relationship? - stay alive is number one for sure. but also have each other back no matter what.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - neither

Who plays the most pranks? - neither