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i was actually never taught how to dougie, the amarican education system is so bad here

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i was born in a glass of warm water

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i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf

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what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

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Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

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why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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I have decided to be a freak forever

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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The sentence "you can't be talking like that, white baby" has permanently ruined my relationship with my cats bc I can't stop saying it any time one them meows at me.

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Fuck you, pay me.

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Black Swan (2010) || Spongebob Squarepants (1999-)

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