#idk what breed of cat jake would be

[exaltior-a]

jake english is a CAT and dirk strider is a BOARDER COLLIE and this is a fact. law even. trust me.

[issdisgrace]

No pressure to do this, @miguel-owhora @rodolfoparras @lieutnt

❤️how tall are you? 5’6

🧡what is your sexuality? Gay

💛what is your favorite feature on yourself? Idk

💚 where are you from? Central New York

🩵do you have any pets? 1 pitbull, 2 rats, 1 leopard gecko, 4 cats

💙do you have any siblings? 3 older sisters

💜describe yourself in five words or less! Smart but stupid

🩷dream job? No clue I just going with flow

🖤favorite hobbies outside of your blog. Reading, writing, learning random ass facts

🎂when is your birthday? June

🌙your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising) Cancer sun can’t remember the rest

💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings. I have 20 piercings and I’m saving up to get tattoos

🚗can you drive? Yes

✈️favorite place you've traveled. I don’t travel

🎤have you been to a concert. I’ve been to 3

🎵favorite artists. Suicide Boys, Gizmo, Ghostmane, City Morgue, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Muderdolla, and Insane Clown Posse

🎧last song you listened too. The Juggla by Insane Clown Posse

📺last show you watched. Beat Bobby Flay

📝last thing you wrote. Idk

🔒something no one would guess about you. That I love westerns.

🔥craziest thing that's ever happened to you. Idk done a lot of crazy stupid shit

🍓favorite food. A good burger

🍅least favorite food. Eggplant, brussels sprouts, and pork chops.

🍊favorite season? Fall

🍋favorite genre to read / watch / write. To read literary fiction, to watch horror, and to write smut.

🍐if you could make one character real, who would it be. Jason Todd

🫐some place you'd love to visit. Cairo, Egypt

🍇a word your friends would use to describe you. Funny

🍒do what is your earliest memory. Getting my first bunny Jake

🍌what is one talent you wish you had. Speaking multiple languages fluently

💌why did you start this blog? It was Covid and I needed something to do

✏️when did you start writing fanfic. 2022 but I used to write before that just never posted it

🖇️what are your favorite asks to answer. Idk

📚how do you come up with the fics you write. Pull it out of my ass, get inspired by some else’s work, or use a prompt

📌what is the fic you're know for. Idk

🔍what character do you enjoy writing for the most. I love writing for all my characters.

🖊️what character do you not enjoy writing for. None because i only write for characters I enjoy writing

💔is there a fic you wish you didn't write. No

❤️‍🔥what character do you simp for most often. A lot, I’m always simping

🧚‍♀️favorite characters of all time. Idk

🌝a show you would recommend to anyone. True Detective, it’s an anthology show meaning each season follows different people. Also don’t watch season 2 it’s ass.

🌚a show you'd tell people to stay away from. None

🌹favorite kinks to write for. Puppy play, feminization, breeding

🥀kinks you would never write for. Scat and a couple others I can’t think off of the top my head

🌊a kink you would like to write but you think you'd be judged. None

❄️full fics, imagines or head canons. It depends on my mood.

☂️your favorite fanfic from another writer. Anything dealing with Price from rodolfoparras

🍄what is something that's happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change? Nothing

⭐️what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you? Idk

🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you've successfully overcome? A couple of really bad depressive episodes that were back to back.

🌺what is the best gift someone has ever given you and why is it so important. A case of my favorite energy drinks because it told me they paid attention.

🍀what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you? Laramie because I grew up watching it with my great grandma and it reminds me of her and I loved her a lot. (She’s still alive btw)

Get to Know Me!

This is just a fun little thing I’ve been wanting to do since the dawn of time but could never find a post to reblog that satisfied what I wanted. So I made this, feel free to reblog and use it yourself!

❤️ how tall are you?

��� what is your sexuality?

💛 what is your favorite feature on yourself?

💚 where are you from?

🩵 do you have any pets?

💙 do you have any siblings?

💜 describe yourself in five words or less!

🩷 dream job?

🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog

🎂 when is your birthday?

🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising)

💉do you have tattoos and/or piercings

🚗 can you drive?

✈️ favorite place you’ve traveled

🎤 have you been to a concert

🎵 favorite artists

🎧 last song you listened too

📺 last show you watched

📝 last thing you wrote

🔐 something no one would guess about you

🧟‍♀️ scariest thing that’s happened to you

🔥 craziest thing that’s ever happened to you

🍓 favorite food

🍅 least favorite food

🍊 favorite season?

🍋 favorite genre to read / watch / write

🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be

🫐 some place you’d love to visit

🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you

🍒 what is your earliest memory

🍌 what is one talent you wish you had

💌 why did you start this blog?

✏️ when did you start writing fanfic

🖇️ what are your favorite asks to answer

📚 how do you come up with the fics you write

📌 what is the fic you’re know for

🔍 what character do you enjoy writing for the most

🖊️ what character do you not enjoy writing for

💔 is there a fic you wish you didn’t write

❤️‍🔥 what character do you simp for most often

🧚‍♀️ favorite characters of all time

🪐 favorite shows / series of all time

🌝 a show you would recommend to anyone

🌚 a show you’d tell people to stay away from

🌹 favorite kinks to write for

🥀 kinks you would never write for

🌊 a kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged

❄️ full fics, imagines or head canons

☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer

A couple of in depth questions!

🍄 what is something that’s happened in your life that you wish you could go back and change?

⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you?

🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome?

🌺 what is the best gift someone has ever given you and why is it so important

🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you?

[emiko-matsui]

hello this is my official list of what i think every member of the bau would work with if they wouldn't work at the bau like if that wasn't a reality you get me

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Jason Gideon: look i know this is technically canon but i truly do think he would be an author and would guest lecture a bit in his later years and like sure he could still write true crime books but also just regular crime novels i think this old man would just like to write

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: i think she would work inside of the media, not in front of the camera necessarily but as a communicator or similarly inside of the media and the news. however i think there's a possibility of a divergence of path for her, i think its possible she could end up in a hostage situation due to her job in a similar situation like in neon terror and would start working out as a coping mechanism and like genuinely would pick up a (extra?) job as a personal trainer at her gym

Derek Morgan: firefighter. that's it i don't know what to say other than that, derek would 500% be a firefighter. there's nothing else. now that i think about it derek should've been a firefighter from the beginning fuck the bau this is his true calling don't even @ me

Elle Greenaway: similarly to JJ i think elle would work inside of the media but as an investigative journalist. well i think she would start out as a regular journalist but become an investigative journalist after a while because her drive would be too big you get me. also niche but i think that when she was a teen she was like briefly a singer like you know robin from how i met your mother but she would've made angry girl music

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: genuinely don't think this punk could stay away from the government so i think he would still work a fancy government job just not inside of the bau, maybe not even the fbi but i so think he'd still be in government. now what i have no idea because i know nothing about the government especially the american government seeing as im not even remotely american

David "Dave" Rossi: now i don't even know if this fucking counts but you know those really fancy shops that are like made of dark smelling wood and is called something extravagant with a cursive gold font and they sell like cigar or wine or herbal products or like mustache wax or whatever the fuck you know the places im talking about. i think rossi would work there and be that old man at the counter who will come up and talk to you and you have no idea if he just works there and is really invested in this stuff or if he owns the place or just a really weird costumer but then he's the one you pay too so you assume it's his but the moment you step out of the store you've forgotten his face and you never want to go back there but you always think about it once a month or something. if you don't know what kinda place im talking about consider yourself lucky

Penelope Garcia: if the bau wasn't even a prospect here there's no question that penelope would still be a hacker illegally and make most of her money from there but i also think that she would work in a small second hand shop with lots of old trinkets and clothes and stuff just because she genuinely thinks it's fun to work there and also the old woman who owns the shop lets her be on the computer when there's no costumers in the store. i just think she would sit there in her cupcake dress next to a ceramic old cat from the 1930s talking to bernice about her grandson while hacking jeff bezos on her computer

Spencer Reid: now it's time for spencer all over the place reid who i think would work at like one of those really prestige but still public libraries where like everyone is welcome but they have like locked rooms with super valuable books and stuff and he kinda does whatever there bc sometimes he gives tours talking about thr history of the building and stuff and sometimes you find him at the counter ready to guide you to the specific book you're looking for plus twenty other recommendations you should read if you like this book and sometimes you find him in a window reading and his coworkers politely ignore he's had his "break" for three hours now bc he guided 17 tours yesterday (only ten were scheduled) and they suspect he mightve slept here. plus in his spare time i think he would do some independent work to keep him stimulated with stuff but that's not a fully developed idea yet

Stephen Walker: this might be controversial but i think stephen would be a guidance counsellor at like a school and i don't know why but he has the vibe and i think he would be quite good at it. maybe he just gives me more official jawbone vibes from dimension 20

Emily Prentiss: i firmly believe this woman cannot hold down a job for her life. i think the bau and interpol were flukes in her reality because im quite certain emily would physically not be able to keep one job for longer than a year. if you mention a job she's probably done it. she's done everything from high positions in government to bagging groceries to leading seminars to breeding puppies. listen emily prentiss is a lesbian ex goth trust fund kid (like canonically yall). i think right now she's working with the lights for a theatre production and she's liking it and seems to have a knack for it

Tara Lewis: this one's out there but i think she would work as a principal at a university (do universities have principals?). but like the one who's in charge of a school but like advanced studies with like adults study after they've already studied if you know what i mean. idk i just think that's what she would be

Luke Alvez: hate to do this to luke but he would simply just be a cop. or like a detective (that's like a promotion for a cop in america right? bro my knowledge extends to brooklyn 99 and brooklyn 99 only). i hope this is because i feel like luke is the serious crime version of jake peralta and jake is the sitcom version of luke. anyway, cop

Matt Simmons: this is my magnum opus but bro i think he would be a podcaster. i think he would do a podcast with kristy. for everyone who follows my blog think justin and sydnee mcelroy but matt is sydnee. i think they would have a little podcast together. after his unit at the fbi (?) got got by linda barnes i think he would retire home and start doing podcasting full time with kristy. this is my hot take

Kate Callahan: because such a central part of kate's personality/backstory is that her sister died in 9/11 i think that kate would've been a nurse. specifically a nurse not a doctor and i don't think it's because a lack of competence or anything like that fuck u no i genuinely think kate wanted to be a nurse and chose to study to become that. her hours would still be crazy but maybe meg isn't as worried about her now

Ashley Seaver: i don't have a lot for seaver but i think she would work in local government more centralised like those guys from parks and rec and yes i realise ive made way too many references that some people might not understand but here we are. i think seaver would do whatever leslie does in parks and rec or something like that

Alex Blake: this is just a formality to have her on here because she's literally a linguistics professor in the show

[maih-em]

who am i tag

i was tagged by @fitzrove - thank you!!! :)

Name: Emma (a nice and generic one!)

Nicknames: Honestly don’t think I have one? My family occasionally call me Em but not a lot. I spent my whole childhood bitter that my name wasn’t very nickname friendly.

Zodiac: Gemini (but I’m kind of on the cusp of Cancer so it depends on what website you look at, I think. I always say Gemini though.)

Height: Literally bang on 5ft I’m so small

Languages: English. Also, I’ve done 7 years of Spanish in school so I’d like to think I’m semi-fluent (but my Spanish teacher would probably say different)

Nationality: British

Favourite season: SPRING. Like I love autumn for the aesthetic and summer because it’s holiday time, but spring is just so PRETTY. There’s something so lovely in realising suddenly that the air just feels different and that winter is giving way to spring. I love a good crisp spring afternoon when you don’t need a coat, but it isn’t too hot to wear one if you want to.

Favourite flower: I don’t really know a lot of flowers but orchids are so beautiful (but I find the concept of growing them very intimidating – my mum’s are constantly thriving and I don’t think I can ever live up to it)

Favourite scent: Just classic things like fresh cut grass, rain when it hasn’t rained for ages. I also love the smell of tomato stalks & also coffee (but this is a very Different vibe and depends on my mood)

Favourite fictional character: Well I have to say Morse (mainly Endeavour era but I’m slowly working my way through the original Inspector Morse series) & obviously Peter Jakes (my son). I haven’t finished watching the Witcher yet but Jaskier is such an icon! Other favourites include Dirk Gently (in the BBC America series) and Richard MacDuff (in the older BBC Dirk Gently series) 10th & 13th Doctors, Ollie from the Thick of It, and Fleabag!!

Coffee, hot tea, or hot chocolate: Tea 100%. I’m not a huge fan of hot chocolate – I find it too sickly even though I have the sweetest tooth known to man (I generally just eat the cream and marshmallows off the top and then immediately get fed up with it). Coffee I’ll have occasionally but nothing beats a good cup of tea. I have mine black and really weak (it’s basically just water to be honest) and sometimes I’ll but a little bit of sugar in it. And I love an Earl Grey if I’m feeling fancy!

Average sleep: When I don’t have to get up for college I’ll literally sleep until like 10 or 11 am, but that’s normally because I go to bed really late (recently I’ve struggled to go to bed before 1 because it feels like more effort to go to sleep than it is to stay up on my laptop). Generally I get a minimum of 7 hours.

Dogs or cats: cats all the way. I’ve not ever had pets and see very few animals in my day to day life, but dogs just intimidate me idk. I only like small breeds but even then, it’s a fine line. Cats, on the other hand, though I see a depressingly small number of cats and get to pet even fewer, are PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

Number of blankets: 1

Dream trip: Probably going back to Iceland because I love it there, or to various mainland European cities like Amsterdam, Berlin etc.

Blog established: about April 2019 I think?? I’d just watched Icarus and was desperately looking for George Fancy content because I was crying too much to sleep. Only actively started using it around the summer because I had managed to lock myself out of the account because my browser fucked up so I couldn’t log in with an autosaved password and I have far too many emails/passwords/lost Tumblr accounts that finding it was almost hopeless. I swear every email I could think of ever having logged me into yet another discarded Tumblr that I’d made at some point between 2015 and 2017 and never used again.

Random fact: uhh I have no idea what to say for this I’m so boring. Literally all I can think of right now is that I see pain kind of as shapes? Idk how to explain that u can do with that information what you will.

Gender: female

Current time: 8:55pm

Favourite artists: Hozier, Ashnikko, Pulp, idkhow, sundara karma and probably millions more.

Stuck in my head: Say So by Doja Cat because it keeps coming up as an ad on Youtube and Instagram.

Last movie I saw: I watch films so rarely that I genuinely don’t know I’m having to try so hard to remember literally any films I’ve watched in the past year ugh. I think it was Maurice at some point between October and December but late 2019 has all merged into one for me so I have no clue what.

Last thing I Googled: what the dates were for being a Gemini or Cancer for one of the earlier questions.

Other blogs: none that I use- if I were to try and find every Tumblr that I’ve ever had we would literally be here all day.

Do I get asks: Not really, I did an ask challenge recently only to learn that you had to enable asks to receive them on Tumblr, so that gives an idea of how good I am with technology oops. I’d love to answer any u guys have though!

Reason for URL: This is just the name of my a03 account. Honest to god I was making my a03 account in like 2018. because I had a fic I wanted to post and I was like hmmm, I need a funky username oh god I’m so bad at usernames and this was literally the first collection of words that came into my head. They mean absolutely nothing.

Followers/following: 27 followers, I’m following 41

Lucky number: I wouldn’t say I have a lucky number, but my favourite number is 4

Currently wearing: PJs, which was a mistake because it’s making it very hard to motivate myself to get up and have a well-needed shower.

Dream job: Idk I’ve always liked the idea of being a teacher but other than that I have absolutely no idea.

Favourite foods: Oh god this is so hard to pick. Redcurrants, minestrone soup, feta, kale, wraps, I could go on infinitely.

Instruments: I’ve owned a guitar for years and yet can only play a very small range of chords quite badly. I’m a little better at ukulele mainly because it’s a better size for my tiny hands. I play a little bit of piano, but I don’t practice as much as I’d like because I don’t like doing it when other people are around idk.

Favourite song: it changes all the time but currently Sour Times by the Civil Wars (which I found on @bryndeavour ’s ‘falling in a chain reaction’ playlist which I’ve been listening to almost exclusively for an entire week.) Also probably Damn it all by The Staves, working bitch by ashnikko, coconut skins by damien rice, that’s all i can think of right now

I’m sure most people have been tagged already but if anyone who hasn’t would like a go, consider this me tagging you!

[auroraseddie]

Easy peasy question my sparking ornament!

What pet would you give each oof the boys??

-Secret Santa #49

ooh okay this is fun!!!

we all know that sam does really well with dogs, so for him id probably give him another dog - probably the same breed as miss rosie

for danny i can see him with a dog as well, but maybe a bigger one like a golden retriever??

for jake i would give him a cat specifically for my own gain and because i think it would be so cute to see him cuddled up with them taking a nap or something

for josh i would say like a bird 😭 idk my brain just tells me he needs something that will listen to him and talk back if possible so maybe like a parakeet or something

[kingofswedenyass]

answering every question by walden west

200: My crush’s name is:

I have a gf..

199: I was born in:

1776

198: I am really:

gay

197: My cellphone company is:

vodaphone

196: My eye color is:

Monika green

195: My shoe size is:

6

194: My ring size is:

idk

193: My height is:

5 foot 5

192: I am allergic to:

some soaps and asprin

191: My 1st car was:

never lol

190: My 1st job was:

professional weeb

189: Last book you read:

the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime

by Mark Haddon

188: My bed is:

blue!

187: My pet:

a cat

186: My best friend:

see above

185: My favorite shampoo is:

pantenne

184: Xbox or ps3:

ps3

183: Piggy banks are:

cute but unnecessary

182: In my pockets:

a pound coin and some chocolate

181: On my calendar:

2nd January 2018

180: Marriage is:

dank

179: Spongebob can:

go fuck himself little twat

178: My mom:

is great<3

177: The last three songs I bought were?

I don’t buy songs lol

176: Last YouTube video watched:

comment awards

175: How many cousins do you have?

1st cousins: 4

2nd cousins:3

3rd cousins: 11

174: Do you have any siblings?

4

173: Are your parents divorced?

yup

172: Are you taller than your mom?

yup

171: Do you play an instrument?

nope lol

170: What did you do yesterday?

went to the beach

[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight:

sure

168: Luck:

mathematically

167: Fate:

maybe

166: Yourself:

lol nope

165: Aliens:

could be but probably just like bacteria

164: Heaven:

nope

163: Hell:

nope

162: God:

nope

161: Horoscopes:

nope

160: Soul mates:

like intense love?

159: Ghosts:

eh nah

158: Gay Marriage:

yes dad

157: War:

nope

156: Orbs:

why

155: Magic:

uh

[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses:

kisses

153: Drunk or High:

high

152: Phone or Online:

online

151: Red heads or Black haired:

black haired

150: Blondes or Brunettes:

brunettes149: Hot or cold:

hot

148: Summer or winter:

summer

147: Autumn or Spring:

autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla:

vanilla

145: Night or Day:

night

144: Oranges or Apples:

oranges

143: Curly or Straight hair:

curly(mine is straight)

142: McDonalds or Burger King:

burger king

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:

white all the way!(that sounds wrong)

140: Mac or PC:

pc

139: Flip flops or high heals:

flip flops fall off

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:

sweet and poor cuz i’m morally obliged to

137: Coke or Pepsi:

coke me up dad

136: Hillary or Obama:

obama

135: Burried or cremated:

cremated

134: Singing or Dancing:

singing

133: Coach or Chanel:

coach

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:

idk who they are.

*googles them*

ok kate mcphee that taylor dude looks like that guy from bake off

131: Small town or Big city:

big city

130: Wal-Mart or Target:

im from the uk but target

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:

same difference

128: Manicure or Pedicure:

manicure

127: East Coast or West Coast:

well in Britain the west is scummy af so east

126: Your Birthday or Christmas:

christmas duh

125: Chocolate or Flowers:

flowers

124: Disney or Six Flags:

diseny

123: Yankees or Red Sox:

i don’t know baseball lol

[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War:

expensive and pretentious

121: George Bush:

idk was in the simpsons once

120: Gay Marriage:

yaaas

119: The presidential election:

a mess

118: Abortion:

pro choice

117: MySpace:

im not from 2009 thx

116: Reality TV:

trash! I watch REAL entertainment

( anime)

115: Parents:

they could have like not fed you so thanks i guess

114: Back stabbers:

ugh 113: Ebay:

helpful

112: Facebook:

mom

111: Work:

leads to productivity and self worth and stops me from starving

110: My Neighbors:

nice people

109: Gas Prices:

what is this gas you speak of? I only fill my car with petrol

108: Designer Clothes:

it costs more because it has somebody else’s name on it

107: College:

hard but yay

106: Sports:

no

105: My family:

seem like nice people

104: The future:

scares me

[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone:

yesterday

102: Last time you ate:

about 20 hours ago

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:

I live in a tiny town, I see every body I have ever met like every day

100: Cried in front of someone:

two days ago

99: Went to a movie theater:

like in July

98: Took a vacation:

October

97: Swam in a pool:

like in June

96: Changed a diaper:

a month ago

95: Got my nails done:

never whats nails idk

94: Went to a wedding:

2015

93: Broke a bone:

2015

92: Got a peircing:

lol never i am a soft boi

91: Broke the law:

a couple weeks ago

90: Texted:

like ten minuets ago

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most:

cats

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:

the fridge

87: The last movie I saw:

the titanic

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:

death

85: The thing i’m not looking forward to:

the end of the holidays

84: People call me:

gay

83: The most difficult thing to do is:

breathe

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:

never i don’t drive

81: My zodiac sign is:

leo! (rawr)

80: The first person i talked to today was:

myself

79: First time you had a crush:

princess tiana

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:

nobody lol

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:

i was thinking about good morning vietnam

76: Right now I am talking to:

nobody

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

nevr speak to anybody again other than the pizza delivery guy

74: I have/will get a job:

crying professionally

73: Tomorrow:

I am going to paint my nails

72: Today:

literally did nothing

71: Next Summer:

sleep

70: Next Weekend:

cry

69: I have these pets:

a cat and a dog

68: The worst sound in the world:

my fucking voice

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:

my sibling

66: People that make you happy:

my gf and keira nightly

65: Last time I cried:

two days ago

64: My friends are:

nobody lol

63: My computer is:

an acer windows 7

62: My School:

some Christian bs

61: My Car:

don’t got one

60: I lose all respect for people who:

are mean to others

59: The movie I cried at was:

none

58: Your hair color is:

brown

57: TV shows you watch:

the big bang theory, steven universe

56: Favorite web site:

tumblr

55: Your dream vacation:

month long festival

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:

I had a really bad asthma attack

53: How do you like your steak cooked:

i’m a vegetarian

52: My room is:

a fucking mess

51: My favorite celebrity is:

me

50: Where would you like to be:

spain

49: Do you want children:

lol no

48: Ever been in love:

yes. my cat

47: Who’s your best friend:

nobody lol

46: More guy friends or girl friends:

girl cuz I'm a ladies man

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:

coming home after ages

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:

Alexander Hamilton so I can hug him

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:

fuck no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:

nope

41: Have you pre-named your children:

i hate kids but of course I'd name them daddy and senpai

40: Last person I got mad at:

myself

39: I would like to move to:

new york

38: I wish I was a professional:

sugar daddy

[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy:

Reese’s buttercups

36: Vehicle:

attack helecopter

35: President:

aLexANder hAmiLtOn amirite

34: State visited:

the solid state of matter

33: Cellphone provider:

Ajit pai

32: Athlete:

Jake Paul

31: Actor:

Jake Paul

30: Actress:

Jake Paul

29: Singer:

Jake Paul

28: Band:

steam powered giraffe

27: Clothing store:

ebay

26: Grocery store:

tesco

25: TV show:

black mirror

24: Movie:

Ferris Bueler’s day off

23: Website:

tumblr

22: Animal:

Totoro

21: Theme park:

Diseny land

20: Holiday:

Halloween

19: Sport to watch:

Quiddich

18: Sport to play:

professional nose nuzzleing competition

17: Magazine:

tube nooz

16: Book:

the portrait of markov

15: Day of the week:

saturday

14: Beach:

Benidorm

13: Concert attended:

Time travellers

12: Thing to cook:

anything Mexican

11: Food:

stir fry

10: Restaurant:

my kitchen

9: Radio station:

smooth

8: Yankee candle scent:

human flesh

7: Perfume:

unicorn kisses

6: Flower:

red roses

5: Color:

gold

4: Talk show host:

ellen

3: Comedian:

Russel Howars

2: Dog breed:

cats

1: Did you answer all these truthfully?

fuck no

[uraltalk]

harry potter themed asks

i’m doing these just bc

Acromantula: Worst fear/phobia? dying alone lol 

Ashwinder: Have you ever had a really bad burn? Where? one time on my thumb because i was an idiot and stuck my finger in those cigarette burners in a car when i was younger

Basilisk: What experiences have you had with snakes? no positive and no negative?

Billywig: Would you rather be able to levitate or be consistently giddy? be able to levitate dude 

Blast-Ended Skrewt: What creatures would you breed in order to make a brand new hybrid? could i make like a golden retriever pegasus hybrid 

Bowtruckle: Do you have attachment issues? i’m either clung to you or i keep my distance. there is no in between 

Bundimun: On a scale of 1 to Bundimun infestation, how clean is your room? it’s like....a 7/10, 10 being rlly clean

Centaur: How connected to nature are you? i love nature especially in the fall, but summer count me out bc i don’t like to sweat or be eaten alive by bugs

Chimaera: Would you rather have lions head or a dragons tail? dragon tail

Clabbert: How good are you at sensing a bad situation coming? i have the best gut instincts 

Demiguise: How wise are you? i’m no dumbledore, but i can sling out some advice and preaching when need be

Diricawl: If you could teleport to anywhere in the world where would it be? new orleans or paris 

Doxy: Have you ever been mistaken for anyone? yes. i always get mistaken for this girl at work which isn’t even an insult bc she’s prettier than i am

Dragon: What is something you horde? old journals

Erkling: What is your favorite dark fairytale? i’ve always really liked rumplestiltskin 

Erumpent: How would you attract a mate? just put out some positive energy and hope someone vibes with it

Fairy: What’s one physical feature you take really good care of? physical feature??? i guess like i do my makeup frequently so maybe my face and i have a pretty good skincare routine

Fire crab: If you had a gem encrusted shell what would it look like? rubies on some sort of pretty yet simple looking shell

Flitterby: What’s a tune you always find yourself humming? either some drake song or something really jazzy

Flobberworm: Have you ever felt as useless as a flobberworm? very frequently

Fwooper: Have you ever sung so much that your friends/family have threatened to kill you? who hasn’t

Ghoul: Is there something you do that really annoys people? i feel like i complain a lot 

Giant Squid: Favorite Hogwarts creature? hippogriff 

Glumbumble: What’s something that makes you really melancholy? thinking about the past and nostalgic things 

Golden Snidget: Google “Ancient Sports Facts” and tell us the one you find most interesting, first olympic games in greece? lol

Graphorn: If you were one of the last mating humans in existence who would you want as your mate? jake gyllenhaal or lana where are u 

Griffin: If you could chose a creature as a guardian, which one would it be? a buckbeak or a dobby 

Grindylow: What’s something about the ocean that scares you? when you can’t see what is below you 

Hippogriff: Who is someone you have the upmost respect for? just anyone who is genuinely nice to people, but i can’t really think of anyone specific? maybe someone generic like ghandi or even i think michelle obama is so regal and intelligent and i admire that

Horklump: Do you like mushrooms? no

Jarvey: What is your favorite comeback? i often reply with “you’re a ____” if someone says something i take what they say and say it back. idk

Jobberknoll: What would be the last thing you say before you die? deuces 

Kelpie: If you could take any form what would it be? an owl aw

Knarl: How touchy about food are you? i’ve always had a weird relationship w it, but i love it lol

Kneazle: What do you think about cats? so cute i want 100

Leprechaun: How Irish are you? i have one of the most generic irish last names on the planet

Mackled Malaclaw: What’s the most unlucky thing that’s ever happened to you? i can’t think of something specific honestly. weird things always happen to me

Manticore: If you could chose one of your body parts, when touched, to cause instant death, what body part would it be? uhhhhh my back or something. i hate having my back tickled

Merpeople: On a scale of “Out of Water to In Water”, how good is your singing? i suck

Moke: Would you rather shrink at will or grow at will? shrink at will so i could hide

Mooncalf: How adorable are you? the cutiest 

Murtlap: Are you a biter? in a sexual manner? sometimes? 

Niffler: What’s your favorite shiny thing? i love crystal necklaces

Occamy: Were you a fussy child? no

Phoenix: Do you believe in reincarnation? yes

Pixie: Do you like play tricks on people? no

Pogrebin: Have you ever been followed by someone before? no

Porlock: Have you ever been horseback riding before? no

Pygmy Puff: What is the cutest animal in your opinion? dogs, any dogs, my dog :-)

Re'em: If you could have super strength for one hour what would you do with it? arm wrestle? idk wtf 

Runespoor: Are you a planner, a dreamer, or a critic? all of the above 

Shrake: Do you enjoy fishing? no

Sphinx: What one question would you want answered most in the world? what happens after death

Streeler: Would you, given the choice, make your skin change color every hour? no

Swooping Evil: In what way are you often misunderstood? people often think i don’t care or i’m fine which annoys me 

Tebo: If you could make yourself invisible, what would you do? disappear for a while

Thestral: Whose death has shaken you most in the last year? idk like robin williams if that was even in the last year

Three-Headed Dog: What’s something you guard with your life? idk i’m just very fiercely loyal to a select few

Troll: What’s one really stupid thing you’ve done? everything i do is stupid tbh

Thunderbird: What’s your favorite type of weather? sunny, breezy, high 70s

Unicorn: Are you a virgin? no

Werewolf: Is there something about your life or yourself that you can’t control? i feel like i can’t control anything

[thortisgodofthundpurr]

20 questions, 20 followers

I wasn't tagged by anyone but seen it on @esotheria-sims who i follow on my simblr! Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better. But im not gonna tag 20 peeps ✌. Name: Jillieann Viola Wallinger Nicknames: Jill... Oh and Jill-Jill... Zodiac sign: I was born May 7th, so I am a Taurus Height: 5'5 Orientation: Demi-ro ace? Ethnicity: Mixed. 1/2 German, 1/4 Choctaw, 1/4 Creole. Favorite fruit: That's really hard cause I love fruit. But I think I gotta say oranges. I know boring, but I can always go for an orange. Berries don't count I'm assuming. Favorite season: By far Spring. I love the weather, the colors, and flowers, and It's my birth-season. Favorite book series: I do not read. But I gotta say Winnie-the-Pooh because of loyalty. But my favorite book is Mice of Men. Favorite flower: Also hard! I love all flowers. But if I had to answer, I'd have to say daffodils and violas. Favorite scent: Green apple shampoo by Suave. Also Julie's smoke wood perfume. 😍 Favorite color: Yellow, almost any muted pink, and green-blue by crayola. Favorite animal: Ducks! Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Tea definitely and then hot chocolate and coffee are tied. Average sleep hours: Depends. If i stay up past 2 am, i sleep for 12+ hours. If i go to bed at a decent hour like 12, I'll prob wake up around 8 am. Cat or dog person? Cat, but I like dogs too. Favorite fictional characters: Hard again. I dont watch TWD anymore but I loved Glenn Rhee, Tyreese, and Noah all of which are POC TWD killed so you can guess why I stopped watching. But otherwise, I like Louise, Gene, Linda, Zeke, and Rudy from Bob's Burgers. I also really like Jake Peralta, Capt'n Holt, Terry, and Amy Santiago from Brooklyn 99. Oh! And Sumo from Clarence. Many more but this has been going on for long enough lol. Number of blankets you sleep with: Depends on the season. But as of right now, which is end of winter, I'm sleeping with a heating blanket and a quilt. Dream trip: Hard man. I really want to see Mt. Shasta. But I'm always happy In Ice House. And of course Disney World is a dream, but that means we'd have to go to Florida, which is ugh. Blog created: I honestly cannot remember and I'm too lazy to look. But I know it was in March. I think in 2014? Idk man. Number of followers: 70 something, grand majority being bots! Time right now: 5:44 pm, February 19th, 2017. Last thing you googled: Ep 27 of Adventure Zone podcast. Fave music artist: Fave of all time has to be Taking Back Sunday. But close second has to be Johnny Flynn and Jamie T. Song stuck in my head: You know that song "OOOoooOO THAT SMELL" by Lyndyrd Skynyrd but add "that smelly smell that smells" from Mr. Krabs in the Anchovy Ep. Last movie I watched: Cannot remember my dude. I don't watch movies that often. Prob some random thing on Netflix. Or actually that wierd baseball movie Julie watched with Sara. Last TV show I watched: I'm actually always watching Bob's Burgers on loop at all fucking times... What I’m wearing right now: Dan's skin pants (danskin) with an obsured amnt of menstrual blood on them cause i am not wasting another pair of pants on this fucking period. Also a blue stripey pj shirt, and my fluffy pink robe to hide THE INANE AMOUNT OF BLOOD. The kind of stuff I post: Things that represent me I guess or just things I like! Why did I choose my url: It's my cat's, Otis', nickname so I have it as all my screen names Gender: Female Hogwarts house: I'm not a fan of HP. But I think I like Raven Claw the most from what I seen. Pokémon team: I couldn't get Pokemon Go on my phone cause of storage, so I never got on that band wagon. Dream job: General Practitioner / Family doctor. Relationship status: Single Pets: Okay man get ready my dudes. Species, Oldest to Youngest. Pearl, a mean and sarcastic black lab she's 8. Benny, a buckaroo, nanny-dog Yorkie who acts like he has the hardest job but in reality he creates his own stress, he's 8. Finnegan, a fickle, vindictive and buff little Chihuahua, he's 7. Opal, a big ol' sweety face white lab 1/4 chow mix, and the daughter of Pearl and Bear (whos no longer with us) thats really shy, she's 7. Her Brother, SweetPea, a freckley doofus black lab 1/4th chow mix he also is 7. Puck, a wierd little weeny/chihuahua stray we found in front of the grocery store, hes the sweetest and nicest and dumbest little thing you'll meet, we found him in i think 2013 or 14 and he was barely 10 months when we found him; so I think he may be 3 or 4 prob 4. Okay. Dogs done, onto cats. Riley, we got him after Milo and Otis but he's older. My brother thought it'd be a great idea to get a cat for his gf who is... Lets just say it wasnt a good idea. And so we ended up taking Riley after a huge escapade. He's a normal american tabby, he's like 6 I think, he's super quiet, and a bit of a dick, but some how won the love of Otis and Simon. Milo, a scared can't-get-right zoolander Lilac Siamese, he's 5. His big ol' orange tabby brother Otis, he's large, and pushy and also a bit of a dick and very gay, he's also 5. Simon our newest edition an eternal kitten and a very talkative little fuc- ...booger he loves Riley and heating blankets, windows, and anything he can tear up, he's a Balenese which just means a thicc ass Siamese, he's 1 and still super tiny. Cats done. On to birds. Buddy a sweet little Indian Runner duck very dainty and bossy, she's I think 6. Bertha, a big ass egg layer chicken she also is thicc but very sweet and talkative, she's 4. Her sister Trudy also lays eggs she red cant remember her breed but a chicken is a chicken she's sassy and talks too much but is pretty cool, she's also 4. Ester, a beautiful black and white lacey chicken her, and her sister, Agnes, don't have much of a personality that I've seen, they both are 2 I think. Okay! Thats it, on paper it's a lot but when you're living with them it's nothing. They are family and all hold an important place. ❤ Last song you listened to: Right now it's "Shore To Shore" by Johnny Flynn. Favorite TV Show: Bob's Burgers... First Fandom: Winnie-the-pooh. Since I was like 2 maybe younger. I tag anyone who wants to do this, but specifically @theinvisiblemonsters

[buzzbuzzgimme-yeyo]

Found a one of theeeese things.!

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Yes. 2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? Four 3. The person you would never want to meet? Him 4. What is your favorite word? Applicable 5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Dunno.. Weeping Willow probably 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? Didn't look 7. What shirt are you wearing? Vest thing 8. What do you label yourself as? Punk rock hippy, from gangsta city init. 9. Bright room or dark room? Dimly lit room 10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching Yogscast with Wonderboy 11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 23 12. Who told you they loved you last? Wonderboy :3 13. Your worst enemy? Ab.... sometimes. Myself. Him. 14. What is your current desktop picture? Caesar from Planet of the Apes 15. Do you like someone? I love someone :'D 16. The last song you listened to? Panic Attack - Dream Theater apparently. 17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Him I guess 18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Nobody really tbh, maybe someone from the Government or something? Some shitty musician? 19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? See, I dunno, I'm not that kinda person you know? 20. What is your best physical attribute? Probably the dreads? 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I'd probably look about the same, & I'd wear a dress. I'd kinda like to get kicked in the bollocks too. 22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? Drumming probably 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Horses. 24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Bacon.  25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Tobacco & energy drinks 26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Egypt.  27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? Jack Daniels Whiskey. I was leaning more towards Captain Morgan's spiced rum, but whiskey is good for the voice. 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? My glass must never be empty. 29. What is your favorite expletive? Piss 30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My raggle. 31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Gee only one? umm... Adam. 32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Sweden or Norway.  33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Beamer Beam my cat. ....Sorry Grandad, he was only young. 34. What was your last dream about? I don't remember, I don't usually remember my dreams.  35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? Artist. Eh, alright.  36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Almost. But no 37. Have you ever built a snowman? Nope, we built a snow tranny. 38. What is the color of your socks? Black & pink 39. What type of music do you like? Most types, but classic hard rock & blues is my blood you know 40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunrises  41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Chocolate, but the good kind. 42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) tottenham hotspur for the WIN! 43. Do you have any scars? Plen-tee 44. What do you want to be when you graduate? Graduate from being a bum? xD Idk 45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? my back 46. Are you reliable? Eh, for the most part 47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Did you ever find that green jumper? I miss that thing. 48. Do you hold grudges? Yes. 49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? The Octoparrot! 50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? Taking with Ryan about necro-babes 51. Are you a good liar? Suuuuuuuuuure. No, not really. 52. How long could you go without talking? Not very.  53. What has been you worst haircut/style? Probably the bald head & the dread fringe. I liked it, but everyone else said it looked stupid i.e. Jake 54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Yes, many. I bake for other people 55. Can you do any accents other than your own? No 56. What do you like on your toast? Half the tub of butter, jam. Corner to corner.  57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? Myself 58. What would be you dream car? Triumph Spitfire 59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Yes, I sing in the shower. & play with baby Raine’s toys if they’ve been left. 60. Do you believe in aliens? Yes 61. Do you often read your horoscope? Yes 62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? H 63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dinosaurs.  64. What do you think about babies? Couldn't eat a whole one.

[fanficsandfluff]

Yes, exactly! I have a little dog (who has literally just eaten half my chocolate Easter egg so I'm very annoyed with her rn) called Rou and a cat called Jake. I've always wanted to do something to do with animals, so a vet, yes, or a marine biologist (my mam would have liked to be one of those) But I live in a place where there aren't a lot of jobs, and no universities or colleges where I can take veterinary courses, so I'd have to move away which would be horrible for my anxiety so idk😭~sherl

Oh man :/ yeah that sounds rough. I didn’t want to move away so I do dorm but I’m still a 30 minute’s drive away from home XD So I drive back over whenever I feel especially lonely. Aww, your pets sound adorable! What breed of dog and cat are they?

[alrightpoppins]

all the questions b/c why not :)

you’re my new best friend.

this thing is 50 questions long so it’s under the cut 👍

1. do you have any recurring dreams? what are they?

lately i’ve had a recurring dream of beating the shit out of my cousin.. so there’s that

2. what is your favourite kind of fruit?

hmm.. either clementines, pears, or peaches

3. sweet or savoury?

savory

4. what is your smallest/pettiest fear?

ants. i freak the fuck out if there are ants around me.

5. what is your least favourite vegetable?

probably sweet potatoes. that’s like the only vegetable i can think of that i dislike. i hate sweet potatoes.

6. what is your favourite art movement?

either surrealism or pop art

7. do you drink milk?

no i really should.

8. what was the last line of the last book you read?

…i can’t remember the last book i finished… fuck i miss having time to read.

9. do you like bitter food?

 i can’t really think of any but probably not. i’m too bitter to eat bitter foods too.

10. what is the most significant event in your life so far?

i just did some deep ass thinking and like.. it had to have been my dad leaving. like i don’t even remember that but my life would be 100% different if he hadn’t so i have to say that.

11. what is one thing ( a book, movie, etc ) that has greatly affected you?

 i’m gonna nerd out…

 the wizard of oz bc that’s been my favorite movie since i was 2 years old and if happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow why oh can’t i?

harry potter bc oh mY GOD. that’s like a whole world that is so fucking special and welcoming and magical and do you know how much a fucked up little kid needs magic bc it’s a lot man.

also… supergirl. bc alex danvers is so fucking special to me and her personality, her family values/dynamics, her coming out story are all so relevant and important to me and i cry about it a lot okay??

12. what is your favourite breed of dog or cat?

PITBULLS. i mean all dogs i love every single one of them but pitbulls are the best. and cats… idk i guess fat ones 😂

13. list your top 5 favourite turtle names.

like names that i would choose for a turtle? i love this question.

bubba, roscoe, franklin, squirtle, crush

14. what job would you have if you could have it without going through all of the school or experience that is required?

either a veterinarian or a children’s psychologist

15. are there any names that you dislike so much that you would dislike the person with the name? what are those names?

my dislike of names always comes from disliking a person with that name. and then it ruins the chances of me liking someone else with the same name. for instance: jason

16. what is your favourite letter?

L, J, or G because i like writing them in cursive

17. are there any instruments you wished you played?

i really wish i could play the drums and piano

18. list your best friends.

ellie, nicole, sam, jake, angie, my mom, my grandma

19. would you rather be a skeleton or a ghost?

ghost. definitely.

20. do you prefer fish or lizards/snakes? (as pets)

i’ve never had a lizard or snake so i guess fish.

21. art or music?

music is art??

but if you mean music or visual art, i’d say music.

22. what is your favourite type of flower?

gardenias. i’m trash.

23. soup or salad?

salad.

24. are you good at keeping plants alive?

i haven’t attempted this since i was like 6.

25. do animals tend to like you?

yes which is good bc i love them.

26. what is the worst book you’ve ever read?

i can’t really say. the only one that i never finished was Go Ask Alice.

27. do you collect anything?

not anymore.

28. how many pillows do you sleep with?

as many as i can possibly fit on my bed.

29. whats the latest you’ve ever woken up?

well i woke up at 2pm today. let’s just say that that isn’t my record.

30. how many pictures are on your walls?

sO MANY I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU. i fucking love pictures.

31. what age did you stop keeping stuffed animals on your bed?

i still have stuffed animals on my bed lmao.

32. what is your favourite candy?

probably gummy bears or 100 gram bars.

33. what is your favourite baked good?

the iced lemon cookies my aunt made for christmas this year. new discovery.

34. do you have a camera? if so, what kind?

yes i have a polaroid camera.

i also have a nicer one but i haven’t used it in a long time. i don’t know the exact model, it’s a fujifilm.

35. do you wear jewelry?

yep. every day i wear my cross, the prayer bracelet sam got me, my rainbow ring, and my class ring. i usually have another 2 bracelets and another ring too.

36. sunrise or sunset?

idek. both man.

37. do you like to listen to music with headphones or no headphones?

either way. i blast it in my room and car. headphones in public.

38. what was your favourite show as a child?

when i was like 6 it was boy meets world…. also murder she wrote.

39. describe your favourite spot in your house.

probably my bed lmao.

40. do you like to be warm or cold?

i’d rather be cold than hot but i’d always prefer warm.

41. the best joke you have.

i’m made of sarcasm, not planned jokes.

42. whats the weirdest thing that you’ve seen happen in a public place?

i’ve seen furries walking around campus before. scary shit.

43. CD or digital?

digital is more convenient but i still buy CDs when i can. i’m a tactile person.

44. who do you miss right now?

poppop. jocelyn. my friends from school. the usual suspects.

45. if you could combine two places in the world, which two places would you choose?

probably somewhere green and scenic in the mountains with either my hometown or NYC

46. describe the worst substitute teacher you’ve ever had.

one time i had a sub in my german class who joined in with some kids and made fun of our teacher and the weight of student who was absent that day. he also let us watch The Interview on youtube on fire.

there’s also mr. finestien who i simultaneously love and hate. he’s adorable and nerdy and means well but if he subs a math class he straight up continues the lesson we’re on and it was like there wasn’t even a sub.

47. do you believe horoscopes?

i think they’re fun and maybe nice bc they can tell you what you wanna hear/give a basis for a little hope. but no i don’t particularly believe in them.

48. are you spiritual?

i’m more spiritual than i am religious.

49. describe your pets ( or family if you dont have pets )

my uncle has a dog named Chaos who lives in the back of my house. he’s a doberman rottweiler mix but he’s tiny as heck, very skittish, and pees when he’s excited.

then there’s Bear. he was my other uncle’s dog but now he’s my grandma and mom’s dog. he’s huge and fluffy. he means well but he’s kind of aggressive and bites/growls at/snaps at people sometimes. he’s always sorry after.

and then there’s Jazzy. she’s my dog and from the same litter as Bear. they’re german shepherd, siberian husky, chow chow mixes. she’s bigger than bear and looks nothing like him. she’s got bright blue eyes that i love a lot. she acts big and tough, fights with Bear a lot and is mean to Chaos. but when she’s out of the house, she’s a little bitch. she’s literally run from a cocker spaniel before. she’s just like me bc she has trust issues, is lazy, likes to be alone, is very stubborn, and has a bum hip. she also eats everything in sight and is sometimes food aggressive. she only really listens to me. 

50. are you good at getting over mistakes?

NOPE. i’m bad at admitting that i was wrong in the first place so getting over it is a time. i learn from them though bc i hate being wrong so much i wanna make sure i don’t fuck up again.

[uraltalk]

All of them.

lit ty 

Acromantula: Worst fear/phobia? ending up alone

Ashwinder: Have you ever had a really bad burn? Where? one time i put my thumb in the cigarette lighter of my dad’s car. idk why, but yeah probably that

Basilisk: What experiences have you had with snakes? one time my friend and i were swimming in the lake and we saw a snake swimming and lost our shit

Billywig: Would you rather be able to levitate or be consistently giddy? levitate

Blast-Ended Skrewt: What creatures would you breed in order to make a brand new hybrid? none?

Bowtruckle: Do you have attachment issues? to some effect 

Bundimun: On a scale of 1 to Bundimun infestation, how clean is your room? its about a 3 right now

Centaur: How connected to nature are you? i love nature, and when i go into it i feel like a brand new person, but i’m so introverted that i stay indoors often

Chimaera: Would you rather have lions head or a dragons tail? dragon tail

Clabbert: How good are you at sensing a bad situation coming? i’d say i’m very intuitive

Demiguise: How wise are you? wise beyond my years

Diricawl: If you could teleport to anywhere in the world where would it be? new orleans

Doxy: Have you ever been mistaken for anyone? yes

Dragon: What is something you horde? diet coke lmao

Erkling: What is your favorite dark fairytale? rumplestiltskin

Erumpent: How would you attract a mate? just by being myself dude

Fairy: What’s one physical feature you take really good care of? my hair normally except i haven’t dyed it in like 3 months

Fire crab: If you had a gem encrusted shell what would it look like? full of rubies and gold

Flitterby: What’s a tune you always find yourself humming? stay by post malone

Flobberworm: Have you ever felt as useless as a flobberworm? more often than i’d like to admit

Fwooper: Have you ever sung so much that your friends/family have threatened to kill you? yes

Ghoul: Is there something you do that really annoys people? i probably get really preachy sometimes

Giant Squid: Favorite Hogwarts creature? not really a type of creature but fang bc he’s so fucking cute 

Glumbumble: What’s something that makes you really melancholy? life tbh as emo as that sounds

Golden Snidget: Google “Ancient Sports Facts” and tell us the one you find most interesting, i’m too lazy

Graphorn: If you were one of the last mating humans in existence who would you want as your mate? jake gyllenhaal :o)

Griffin: If you could chose a creature as a guardian, which one would it be? like a pegasus or unicorn or something

Grindylow: What’s something about the ocean that scares you? how endless it is

Hippogriff: Who is someone you have the upmost respect for? my dad

Horklump: Do you like mushrooms? no

Jarvey: What is your favorite comeback? sounds fake but go off

Jobberknoll: What would be the last thing you say before you die? bye bitches

Kelpie: If you could take any form what would it be? a dog

Knarl: How touchy about food are you? i literally don’t give a fuck. i will share my food if you share yours

Kneazle: What do you think about cats? love them want one

Leprechaun: How Irish are you? i have one of the most common irish last names so 

Mackled Malaclaw: What’s the most unlucky thing that’s ever happened to you? literally i am one of the most unlucky people to ever live and i’m not even being dramatic

Manticore: If you could chose one of your body parts, when touched, to cause instant death, what body part would it be? my feet or lower back

Merpeople: On a scale of “Out of Water to In Water”, how good is your singing? so bad

Moke: Would you rather shrink at will or grow at will? shrink

Mooncalf: How adorable are you? the adorablest

Murtlap: Are you a biter? i like to bite necks and ears 

Niffler: What’s your favorite shiny thing? idk?

Occamy: Were you a fussy child? no i was easygoing as hell

Phoenix: Do you believe in reincarnation? yeah

Pixie: Do you like play tricks on people? not really

Pogrebin: Have you ever been followed by someone before? not that i know of

Porlock: Have you ever been horseback riding before? no

Pygmy Puff: What is the cutest animal in your opinion? dogs or hamsters

Re'em: If you could have super strength for one hour what would you do with it? get super swol brah

Runespoor: Are you a planner, a dreamer, or a critic? all three. i’m a fucking virgo 

Shrake: Do you enjoy fishing? no

Sphinx: What one question would you want answered most in the world? who was i

Streeler: Would you, given the choice, make your skin change color every hour? no

Swooping Evil: In what way are you often misunderstood? not really

Tebo: If you could make yourself invisible, what would you do? probably like steal puppies from pet store’s who don’t take care of them properly 

Thestral: Whose death has shaken you most in the last year? none really

Three-Headed Dog: What’s something you guard with your life? nothing honestly

Troll: What’s one really stupid thing you’ve done? fall in love with someone who didn’t deserve it

Thunderbird: What’s your favorite type of weather? fall and crisp

Unicorn: Are you a virgin? no

Werewolf: Is there something about your life or yourself that you can’t control? my terrible eating habitssss