#idk not maintagging this

[sparky-is-spiders]

Favorite dumb t//ma au that I like to rotate sometimes is “what if revenant!amaldyne was psychicly linked to jon?” It’s a sub-au of my “what if revenant!amaldyne survived her defeat and was imprisoned for eternity, desperately seeking freedom in whatever form she can attain while knowing her release means that she shall devour everything?” where she hangs out in someone else’s brain trying to manipulate them into becoming powerful enough to either kill her or free her (she has no preference either way) and so now jon has this incredibly dangerous dragon hanging out in his brain and trying to influence his behavior and it’s this huge secret separating him from everyone else that weighs on his life. Oh and also when he’s in danger she can briefly possess him in a big dramatic reveal or something. Or maybe even lend him her powers also for big dramatic reveal purposes.

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[starlitmeadows]

Loop boop for all your looping and booping needs

[quaranmine]

How long does that potion last?

Hi! Here's a guide I wrote for how long Minecraft potions last in approximation with real time. This is for Java edition only, and hopefully will be useful in stuff like fanfiction.

For reference, a full Minecraft day is 20 minutes in-game. That's 10 minutes of daytime, 3 minutes of dawn/dusk, and 7 minutes of night. I will be equating 10 minutes of daytime = 12 hours of a real-life day. I'm calculating this via comparing percentages, so let me know if I have messed up the math. Potion times are from the wiki and instant potions such as healing or harming are left out for obvious reasons.

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20-22 second potions: Potion of Slowness IV; Potion of the Turtle Master I and II; Potion of Poison II; Potion of Regeneration II

Lasts approximately 0.396 hours real-time, or 23 minutes and 46 seconds (for 20 seconds potion length)

40-45 second potions: Potion of Poison; Potion of the Turtle Master +; Potion of Regeneration

Lasts approximately 0.9 hours real-time, or 54 minutes (for 45 seconds potion length)

1.5 minute potions: Potion of Regeneration +; Potion of Swiftness II; Potion of Strength II; Potion of Leaping II; Potion of Slow Falling; Potion of Poison +; Potion of Weakness; Potion of Slowness

Lasts 1.8 hours real-time, or 1 hour and 48 minutes

3 minute potions: Potion of Swiftness; Potion of Fire Resistance; Potion of Night Vision; Potion of Strength; Potion of Leaping; Potion of Water Breathing; Potion of Invisibility

Lasts 3.6 hours real-time, or 3 hours and 36 minutes.

4 minute potions: Potion of Slow Falling +; Potion of Weakness +; Potion of Slowness +

Lasts 4.8 hours real-time, or 4 hours and 48 minutes.

5 minute potions: Potion of Luck

Lasts 6 hours real-time.

8 minute potions: Potion of Swiftness +; Potion of Fire Resistance +; Potion of Night Vision +; Potion of Strength +; Potion of Leaping +; Potion of Water Breathing +; Potion of Invisibility +

Lasts 9.6 hours real-time, or 9 hours and 36 minutes.

Tipped arrows, according to the wiki, last 1/8th the time of their corresponding potion if applicable. Since that might vary, I'm not going to calculate them all here.

Go forth and have fun writing! I wrote this post nearly 2 years ago, drafted it, and forgot about it. I hope it can be of some use for writers.

[kurushimiangel]

[sassytail]

this is the best i can muster after a long day.

thegm.

[valtsv]

i have no explanation for this i just wanted to draw my favourite characters in my favourite outfits (click for better quality)

[acrobattack]

And then we discovered boys…

[aris-has-a-paracosm]

New Boom Technology! But it’s a movie poster or smth bc sure why not. They think they’re so cool (they are, but in the goofy goober way).

Closeup and a low-effort mini comic below

These two are more than capable of being the most powerful duo on the server, but it’s as if their brain cells don’t want to share the same space, so they end up with none when together. Best kind of dynamic. Keep it up, guys!

[ariaricottoncandy]

Lifesteal Yuri Week 2024, Day 1: Lipstick/Blood God, they're so obsessed with each other

[vg-bird-reviews]

Psychonauts 1 seagull owo

0/5

what the fuck

[fryday]

was thinking about how dnp are gonna do their scripts for the wad orange carpet and realised how funny it is that phil, a guy who's known for his positivity, is gonna be co-hosting a show about how everything sucks and we're all going to die. it's probably gonna be a "nihilist joke from dan + positive counter from phil" kind of dynamic the whole way through. and i can't help thinking of the symbolism of that. of the whole thing. obviously it's sweet that dan is sharing the culmination and ending of wad with phil, but when you think about what that implies... phil is the literal counteraction to dan's hopelessness. he has been, throughout dan's adult life. so for him to be the light side balancing out dan's dark at the end of dan's show about how we're all doomed — it's extremely poignant. it's very much like how phil dragged dan back onto the internet and helped him realise he can really enjoy it. he brought dan back to a place that's literally been "deconditioning him of the dystopia". in a way, phil's always been doing that for him. so i wouldn't be surprised if dan having phil beside him for the wad finale is an actual, intentional nod to that. to the role phil has always played in his life and his struggles. and it makes me feel......... a way. yeah

[greenteacology]

maybe it’s just me but I got weird vibes from the “teen slang” bit last night? it felt uncomfortable…Aabria even mentioned how it was all AAVE and “why did y’all wait until I was here to do this” and they still kept going with the bit…

idk I know she said it in a lighthearted/joking way but I feel like the cast could have taken a hint and like. Stopped

[peachphernalia]

high voltage stuff . did you know they are so Unbelievably stupid . Affectionate

[milder-manners]

what I find so charming about Dream is his demeanor, very calm and steady and always curious to learn from others, learn about others, learn from the world. In the gaming space where there’s such a heavy focus on being entertaining and witty he’s refreshing space of just quiet engagement.

[teddytoroa]

so how are we feeling about those first secret life smp episodes fellas