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gravitytrips · 2 days ago

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SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPOO

Hey, do any of you people remember that one tf2 comic where soldier is talking to a bunch of wooden cutouts thinking they’re real people? You know how it was supposed to be a joke about how insane Soldier is, unable to differentiate the inanimate from the alive? Am I the only one who lost my mind about the implications of that or am I going just as insane as him.

You can see how lazy I got near the end but I couldn’t be bothered to work on this anymore

#NOOO NOW IM SOBBING #THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL #I CAN IMAGINE SOLDIER STARTING TO PANIC BECAUSE SNIPER HASNT MOVED FOR A WHILE SO HE’L GO OVER TO SOLDIER AND JUST LET HIM FEEL HIS #BREATHING FOR A WHILE #stoppppppo #i never even considered this #mostly because my main blorbo is Scout #BUT THIS IS SO AMAZING #YOURE SO RIGHT #other headcanon I have that are similar to this:#Spy has nightmares about Scout’s death and his hanging. Also dreams about not leaving his wife and child that turn into nightmares where #they are massacred #Demoman is the king of comfort around base #source: trust me bro #Heavy thinks about how the Offense team came very close to dying in Siberia.#(people often ignore the line where Scout literally says his heart stopped and I hope that I can crank out a fanfic that involves this)#Soldier sometimes accidentally hurts one of his teammates and treats them like they’re made of glass for weeks afterwards #People often come to Pyro to tell him their secrets thinking nobody will understand him. The lighthearted secrets he tells to Engineer.#The darker ones he’ll take to his grave #idk most of my headcanons revolve around my main blorbo but I didn’t want to make this another Scout rant so #I like to think that he’s really quiet when there’s a real fight in the base #he may be loud and dumb but when something serious is going on he knows to keep it shut #anyways this is beautiful and perfect I love you op

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