fishcalledsebastian

[fishcalledsebastian]

Kicks you

-🌱

"...Don't do that."

[fishcalledsebastian]

*crawls into Sebastian's shop via the vent*

*drops a bag filled with data, confidential files, and other stuff infront of him*

*disappears into a puff of red pixels without a word*

"...I've seen weirder down here. Free data, though. Thanks mysterious pixel guy."

[fishcalledsebastian]

hello Sebastian! Are the roaches gone now? I heard that there was an infestation going on

"Oh, yeah, they're gone. Made good angler bait on the other expendables, too."

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[fishcalledsebastian]

...Is it bad I kinda forgot I is meant ta be after that shiny rock? And, thinking bout it, I dun really care? 'S better where it be now than in them bastards dirty hands.

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"I doubt you'd be able to get to it anyway. No offence to you, but not a single person has made it yet, and I don't think you could just waltz over and take it."

[fishcalledsebastian]

500 roaches are in the godamn blacksite whered they come from

Seems that the deep sea bunnies are eating them though

"I'm starting to think the roaches are a very poor tactic of urbanshade themselves or something."

[fishcalledsebastian]

What u gonna di when the expendables get the crystal seb

"They won't. There's been thousands of them now, and not one of them is smart enough to get it."

[fishcalledsebastian]

[OOC]

Hi guys!! It's me the freak who runs this blog I'm here to let you all know that the blog has reached 395 followers! If we reach 400 I'll think up a special event for Sebastian to ensure his suffering for your amusement ! Feel free to gimme ideas

[fishcalledsebastian]

Expendable 456,on their 130 death, having NEVER won the crystal, come crawling in to buy out stock. "I'll make it this time, trust. "

Anon ⋆.˚🦋༘ .

(God help me, WDYM I have over 100 deaths and haven't gotten that crystal ONCE??)

"Uh huh, sure, when my legs grow back."

[fishcalledsebastian]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 25000 likes!

I need to put myself down now

[fishcalledsebastian]

Really thank you papa ^^

*much happiness*

-feral

"Just make sure you don't eat everything, yeah?"

[fishcalledsebastian]

Sylvie seems to be cupping something in their hand.

"Awwwh your a cute little baby awwwh yes you are."

@sylvie-feralz-607

(HI WIFE!!!)

"Whatcha got there, sylvie?"

[HELLOOOO!!!!!]

[fishcalledsebastian]

"You don't get much company down here."

*holds out Sherman, staring into your soul*

--⋆.˚🦋༘

"Fair enough. Just.. keep it out of my stuff."

[fishcalledsebastian]

A worm wiggles by.

"Dibs! " *expendable 456 dunes onto said worm, stuffing it into their pocket. Before continuing to browse items.* "his name is Sherman. "

-- ⋆.˚🦋༘ (new anon me thinks. (?))

"Why do you want the worm?"

[fishcalledsebastian]

Hey Sebastian

*Weezer starts playing*

"...."

"Wee oou I look just like buddy Holly.."

[fishcalledsebastian]

Good news, boss! I got me organs replaced. Bad news, I, uh, kinda got me EVERYTHING replaced. Gooder news, I took some expies with me, I think, so dats probably some goodies ya can nick.

Oh, and Lady Death says "hi".

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"That's uh.. good to know? Be careful, though. You're probably in your last life now."

[fishcalledsebastian]

Maybe ya can sell them roaches as Angler bait? Or stick 'em to expies, see what bites...? I dunno, itsa buncha dead bugs, fuck ya meant ta do wi' that?

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"I'll probably stick chunks of them on expendables that use their beacons on me. Hopefully, pandemonium will get em."