#idk man jm so done

[heatsu]

tfw you realise you have only like

One/two collage majors you'd like to study

And one of them is getting less and less accessible every year

and none of them guarantee stable jobs :''--)

[lemongogo]

i need 2 stop drawing static stuff . white bg . front facing pose. <will do it again

[mwagneto]

me and you guys rn

[kanmom51]

Are you sure? Jeju - Episode 4

The Pool

Honey's I'm back. Been to the edge of Australia, literally, and back.

Finally watched the episode, and oh boy, there is so much to break down, isn't there.

I won't lie, I've seen so much talk about EVERYTHING here on Tumblr and on X, and I really am joining this party super late. But I will be posting here for the fun of it, cause it's never enough, right? And also maybe I can bring some of the moments together, for points to be made, Idk. I just hope I can manage to get some posts done before the next episode drops, cause there is really so much to unravel here.

Out of everything that went down I thought I'd start with JM and JK's pool party fest.

They return from dinner, where they let Tae know he's a guest on THEIR show once again (and I mention this just because those two just don't stop reminding us and him of said fact, lol) and decide to go into the pool to cool down.

JK looked like he needed a bit of cooling down when JM was undressing next to him.

It was just the two of them, Tae not joining.

JK is in first and JM following, entering and moving towards JK with a LOOK on his face. A LOOK that had JK finding the need to remind JM that the pool wall was glass and see through.

There is no way under the sun that JM's intentions were pure at this moment.

NO WAY!!!

JK knew it.

You gotta be daft not to see it, especially with that man's reaction to JK's comment.

And it's funny, cause it's not like JM didn't see that glass pool wall before. It was just JK's need to remind him off it that makes it so much clearer he was up to no good, lol.

Did you notice how the footage cuts at that moment? I guess we are already used to these cuts, right? There are PLENTY of them in this episode as well. Don't get me started on the before shower, during shower and after shower that night, lol.

Right after that cut we go into Jikook playful mode.

We don't know just how much time they spent in that pool, but we got close to 4 minutes of it. Clearly they were there for some time, we got to see some highlights. The PG version of them playing around in the pool.

It amazes me every time when I see just how in sync those two are with each other. And we got to see it here as well. I mean, we saw it right through the episode. Remember in part 2 of my Jikook in bed (AYS CT) when I mentioned JK was just being with JM when he was just resting his head on JM's thigh? Well, I believe that word is so appropriate for this episode as well.

BEING

Just the two of them.

Even with Tae there with them, it was just them being with each other. With the mundane and everyday stuff.

It's the checking in on each other (for example when JK was getting excited over the food in the Japanese restaurant and JM checks in on him, or when he hits his fist on the table in the chicken restaurant and again, JM checking in on him, or JK just rubbing JM's thigh in the restaurant in episode 3 knowing he's not feeling the best).

It's the making joint decisions - what to eat, when to eat, what to do, when to go to sleep.

It's the calmness. Just calmness in their interactions.

It's them knowing what the other is feeling or meaning, at times without even speaking.

It's them playing around with each other when others don't even understand what's going on (Tae on the boat not getting their playfulness or sense of humor).

It's their constant hyping each other up or complimenting each other.

It's them finding solace in each other.

It's them cuddling watching the sunset.

It's them finding figures in the clouds and drawing them.

It's them hugging while snorkeling.

It's them seeking each other out while snorkeling, wanting to share the experience with the other, share the fun.

It's them sharing their solo music and choreo with each other before it comes out. Spending their time talking about each other's singing and dancing.

It's them being super flirty and talking with underlying innuendos through out their conversations.

It's them just BEING with each other.

I will most likely be writing much more about this, probably small posts with these special moments, but I just had to mention this here as well. Because this here, their time in the pool, was one of those moments as well.

They just click.

And it's so damn loud just how special they are with each other, how different they are with each other.

Saying that is not about diminishing what they have with the other members, because we all know just how close they are with each other, all 7 of them. They are bandmates, they are good friends, they love each other. But let's be realistic here, with all of that, the level of their friendships, the depth of their relationships with each and every one of the other members varies. it's just how it is. Real life, you know. And saying that JM and JK's connection is different and showing how it's different does not diminish from their connections with the others, it just highlights THEM.

And as such, I don't cower away from making these comparisons, because they are part of what screams that the two are a couple. There are things you do with your significant other you don't with your good friend. There are ways you behave with said significant other that you won't with your good friend. There are things you will allow your significant other do to you, do with you, that you won't allow with a good friend. It's the way you communicate with your significant other, things you say, things you don't say, things you don't need to say, tones you use, all of which you don't do with a friend, no matter how good of a friend they are. That's life. No reason to shy away from that just because there are some people that will take it the wrong way.

JM and JK in the pool was just that.

When you know you know.

They were playing games with each other.

Btw, I'm gonna say it even though you have all probably noticed this already, but JK, he doesn't push JM in that game. Not one time. And it reminds me of previous times they've done this.

More games.

then for Tae's benefit.

They were being playful with each other.

They were having fun with each other, just BEING.

Doing THEIR thing.

Jjust clicking.

Being absolutely the cutest EVER possible.

And they can't be Jikook without their signature "You are me I am you", right?

This whole sequence reminded me of the last time we got to catch their late night playfulness. You know, the whole mosquito net debacle, lol.

Only this time there was no alcohol involved and they fully aware of the cameras filming them, lol.

And before all those that happen to be lurking here waiting for me to say something to latch onto start celebrating "she said it", I say calm your farm, because NO SHE DID NOT. Them knowing the cameras are there and having fun TOGETHER, at times posing for the cameras, hence doing it for us to see, takes absolutely NOTHING from it being an authentic and spontaneous interaction.

I can't believe that I actually have to explain this.

Did I mention how many times those two reminded Tae and us that he's a guest on THEIR show?

"The guest is coming"...

"He must be bored and wanting attention"...

"He must be lonely..."

And this is for our benefit? Or their own, perhaps, lol.

"He's the guest... guests can comb their hair...guests should be pretty..."

And then the editors chime in as well.

I guess it was super important to drive this point right home just in case there were those that still didn't get it.

This show, it's JM and JK's. Period.

Tae = guest.

And he is sure going to be reminded of that by both of them throughout the trip. He is, and so are we.

And what about JK leaving the pool only to jump in again ("it's cold") to climb out again with JM?

Again, one of those "we do things together" of theirs.

All in all, the episode was friggin amazing. If there was anyone who for some reason (delusions, for one) thought that Tae being there with them will take away from us seeing just how JIKOOK those two were, or that JK would show his undying love for his husband and father of his children (🤮🤮) that sure was a hell of a rude awakening for them.

The interactions were as clear as day. And very telling. As per usual and as I had said in the past, if anything then JM is the axis with JK and Tae circling him, biding for his attention, JK knowing everything there is to know about JM while Tae needing to say just how much he knows JM. And if we're on the subject of Tae wanting to tell us just how much he knows JM, what we also got to see is just how much Tae and JK don't know about each other (Tae not knowing JK doesn't drink sweet drinks before eating or JK not knowing that Tae has been struggling with sleep lately), again, as a stark difference to JM and JK's abundance of it (JM knowing JK hadn't slept on the flight back prior to their trip, JM singing 3D).

I have so much more to say, but I'm going to stop right here, leave some more to talk about later.

[beardedjoel]

new addiction

boss!joel x f!reader one shot collection | part two

summary: you’ve been fantasizing about your boss, but when he leaves you a mysterious note to meet him after work hours, everything changes.

warnings: 18+! MDNI! non-apocalypse au, boss!joel is a lil mean but not too mean, oral sex (m receiving), dirty talk, unprotected piv, spit kink, size kink kinda, panty stealing? does that need a tag idk, this is a filthy nasty fic and i love it

word count: 4k

a/n: basically just a shamless one shot of joel being your boss and you getting to fuck him, this is not my most proof read work i’ve ever posted but i hope you all like it! inspired by the new taylor swift song “i can see you” it’s literally my religion right now

You feel the crinkle of the paper in your hands another time, staring down at it as if the words on the page are going to change any time soon. You read over the simple phrasing, almost wanting to trace your fingers over the inking just to check that it’s truly real.

my office

6pm

JM

You’ve been working for Mr. Miller - Joel, he told you to call him, but old habits die hard - for a little over four months now. You’d always been taught to refer to any person of authority this way, so it was taking some getting used to to just call him Joel. 

This has been the longest four months of your life, mostly due to the man in question - Joel fucking Miller, your boss, the man responsible for your livelihood, the man you absolutely should not be pining over. How you can stop lusting after him is beyond you when he looks like that - his dark hair has grown out a bit since you started, brown curls flecked with gray that match his beard traveling down his neck now. Curls you dream of sinking your hands into and tugging in the heat of the moment every single day. Every time his dark brown eyes catch yours during conversation, you have to fight your mind to stay on track.  Watching his lips move, wondering what they’d feel like on yours, on any part of your body. It’s been completely mind bending, the attraction you feel for him. 

It all started a few weeks ago, when you started to wonder if the attraction was mutual. At first, it was a sidelong glance that lasted a bit too long here and there, then a few times where he brushed his body a little too close to yours, and you’d feel the heat of it linger long after he was gone. You could scarcely breathe when he got that close to you, a few times he’d hovered behind you at your desk to look at something on the computer with you and you wondered how you weren’t combusting, flames dancing across your skin. The moment you’d felt his hot breath on your neck, you fought hard not to shudder, and when one slipped by, you cursed yourself, hoping Joel hadn’t noticed. You’d thought maybe he hadn’t, but he suggested as he walked away that maybe you get a sweater to wear inside if you were so cold.

Fucking asshole.

He had to know the effect he was having on you. No matter how hard you tried to hide it, he was flirting in his own, restrained way. The most you’d gotten out of him was when he put one of his large, my god, so large, hands on your lower back as he’d breezed past you in the small, cramped employee break room to get to the coffee machine. 

“‘Scuse me, doll,” he’d said gruffly as he passed, and you nearly choked upon hearing the little pet name from him. Doll… you’d rolled the word around in your mind the entire rest of the day, amazed you could get any work done.

It was a small office - just a little, rented space to run his contracting business out of, and you’d been hired on to do any kind of admin work, really. There wasn’t any kind of official job title, you’d just been needed to tend to the books, appointments, and making sure everything was in order. It wasn’t a bad gig, not your dream job by any means, but now that you’d fallen deeply into your infatuation with your boss, of all people, it was making it hard to want to leave. 

And if you’re honest with yourself, you should want to find a new job - Joel can be, well, an asshole, to put it mildly. He doesn’t have time for bullshit, and he makes that perfectly clear to everyone in his vicinity. All the employees at the construction sites and office do revere him, and know he’s one of the best in Austin to learn from and have on your resume as far as contracting goes. On his good days, however, he really is a pleasure to have around, and you relish in the times you get to see his warm smile and hear him laugh at one of his employees busting his balls. On those days, you can see the speck of hope that keeps the people around him in his life.

Joel typically stops in at least once a day before rushing off to check on things at his job sites, and sometimes you do worry he’s wearing himself too thin. He comes in looking exhausted some days, snapping easily and drinking copious amounts of coffee. But you have to constantly remind yourself that’s not for you to worry about - you aren’t his wife, his girlfriend, his anything. You can’t fight off the desire to be something for him, though, wanting to be there for him, to provide some kind of release for him on those tightly wound days. From there, your mind drifts to the deepest corners of depravity, thinking of all the ways you could help him release.

On one such stressful day, he dropped a note on your desk, so quickly in passing anyone else in the room might have missed it. He didn’t bother to look back at you afterwards, leaving you wide eyed, staring down at the small piece of paper that was folded in half as he continued on to his office.

You felt like you were floating the entire day, anticipation boiling in your gut as you wondered if this note could mean what you think it does. By the time 5:45 rolls around, Joel having breezed back into the building and shutting himself in his office thirty minutes ago, you’ve decided you’re either getting canned or fucked tonight, and both options are making you so nervous you might jump out of your own skin. The few people left in the office pack up for the day and head out, leaving you pretending to finish up work as you wave goodbye to them.

You stand up right on time, smoothing down the short pencil skirt you’re wearing before breathing deeply and reaching for the doorknob to his office. You knock as you open the door, poking your head in. Joel looks up from his desk, where he’d had his forehead on his palm, looking over some paperwork.

“See you got my note,” he says, his voice slightly hoarse from a day of likely speaking and barking orders at his various job sites. “Shut the door behind ya,” Joel adds, and you feel your heart jump further into your throat, a slightly shaky hand shutting the door behind you as he asks. 

“Sure. Er, what’s this about, Mr. Miller?” You fidget with your hands in front of you, resting them on your belly as you wait expectantly. 

“Joel, remember?” he replies with a cocky smile. You still haven’t quite figured out his intentions, and at this point, you figure it could go either way, and you’re bracing yourself internally for either losing your job or what could be the best sex of your life.

“Right,” you say with a shaky chuckle. “Nervous habit, sorry… Joel.”

“Nothin’ to be nervous about, why don’t ya come on in,” Joel says genially, a hint of a smirk pulling at his lips at hearing you say his name. 

You slowly make your way to the chair that’s across from his desk, a cluttered mess that you’ve learned is organized in his own way, as he always seems to be able to find everything he needs despite you offering many times to help organize it for him. S’okay, I’ve got a system, he’d repeat every single time, so eventually you’d given up on asking.

“How was your day? You seem stressed,” you dare to ask as you sit down, and Joel quirks a brow at you.

“Same old bullshit,” he says breezily, rubbing a hand down his face and pushing the papers on his desk aside, focusing his attention on you. “So fuckin’ stressed, but you don’t need to worry about all of that.”

“What if…” you start, swallowing hard. Now or fucking never. If you’re about to possibly lose your job, you may as well go out with all you’ve got. “What if I did worry about that?” you blink a few times, eyelashes fluttering in his direction and Joel gives you an indiscernible look, but you swear his eyes go a shake darker. “Just, that you’re stressed, I mean. Isn’t it my job to help you?”

Joel barely even reacts other than a flicker across his eyes that you only notice because you’re looking so intently. The bastard was probably prepared for this, like he knew you’d come in here ready to flirt your little heart out if the situation called for it.

Fucking. Asshole. But an extremely hot asshole with his eyes trained right on yours, making you melt instantly and forgetting all about the cursing him you were doing in your head.

“That so?” Joel says slowly with an amused, deep chuckle. He stands up, making his way around the desk towards you, and your heart picks up, practically beating out of your chest now. “That in your job description, hm? Help ol’ Mr. Miller when he’s stressed?” 

His tone, his body language, everything is screaming green lights for you to continue this witty repartee. “It could be, if you wanted it to,” you reply, squaring your shoulders back, not cowering from his gaze, but rather intensifying yours with a small pout of your lips. Joel’s movements over to you are slow and calculated, practically sauntering until he’s standing in front of you. He absolutely towers over you now, more than usual, his broad shoulders looking even wider from your angle below him. He leans back on the desk, perching on the edge, giving you a direct view at his crotch, a now very apparent bulge in his jeans.

“Pretty thing like you’d really want to do all that for me?” Joel asks.

You lick your lips, trying to steady your breathing. “Mhm,” you sound, and your confirmation is enough to have Joel leaning forward, placing a hand on your cheek, fingers ghosting along the skin as he makes his way down to your neck, the light trace of his calloused pads sending goosebumps along your arms.

“Like the way I’m touchin’ you, pretty girl?” he asks quietly, and you manage to let out another affirmative noise. You watch his thick fingers tracing down the top of your chest, silently begging please keep going, please. When his hand reaches the top button of your shirt, he pauses, and your legs squeeze together in anticipation. You nearly whine when he withdraws his hand, but seconds later he’s using a finger to tip your chin up, indicating for you to stand.

You meet him against his desk, his legs opening wide for you to step in between them, and you press in close, feeling unsure of what to do with your hands, how far he wants to take things. You delicately place a hand on his thigh to steady yourself, and he slips his arms around you, immediately sliding them down your back and to your ass.

“Fuck,” he mumbles as he squeezes your ass firmly through your skirt. “Such a sexy little thing, you wear this for me?”

“You’ve caught me,” you say with a sly look. The skirt isn’t anything that scandalous, but you do suppose it shows more of your legs than may typically be deemed appropriate in an office setting. You’ve always blamed the more skimpy clothing you’d wear on the hot Austin climate, but you know in the back of your mind, it was all always for Joel.

“Don’t have to wear all this to get my attention, y’know,” he says a little more tenderly, still kneading the globes of your ass hungrily, pulling your skirt up in the process.

“Seemed like you enjoyed it, all those times I saw you watch me leave your office,” you quip back.

“Damn right I did, ‘m only human, darlin’,” he says gruffly, yanking you forward, and the hardness in his jeans is pressing right into your own throbbing heat, sending a swirling wave of desire in between your legs. Slickness is gathering there quickly, leaving your underwear already wet and uncomfortable against your skin.

“On your knees, now,” Joel says, pushing you down by your shoulders until you bow under the pressure, getting down onto the carpet and sitting on your knees. “That’s a good girl,” he says with a smirk. He makes quick work of his belt and zipper, freeing his cock within moments, and it takes everything in you not to gasp at the sight laid before you.

His cock is beyond what you’d imagined - he’s a big guy overall, but you can’t say you’ve ever been with someone his size, and it’s immediately intimidating. And the bastard knows it, you can tell by his coy little smile as you look at his throbbing cock with wide eyes, taking in the size of him at full attention. You take a little comfort in the fact that he seems painfully turned on by you, the head of his cock leaking pre-cum, pink and pulsating for any part of you to be on it.

“Go on now, doll, ain’t got all night,” Joel says, snapping you out of your reverence for his cock, and you glance up to him before placing a few kisses on the head. Joel hisses through his teeth, his hips bucking forward at your face. When you lap up the drop of precum, swirling your tongue with your eyes locked on his, he lets out a full groan. You hover over his cock, letting your drool collect and fall down onto his shaft in a long string, and the warmth of it brings out a frustrated growl from Joel. He watches with darkened eyes, and his hand shoots to the back of your head, gripping your hair tightly.

“Knew you’d be so fuckin’ dirty, such a little tease,” he growls out. He uses your hair to tilt your head back, so your neck is craned up, facing him more directly now. “If you’re gonna act like that, be willin’ to take it in return, sweetheart,” Joel says more coldly. “Open your mouth.” It’s not an ask, but a command, and the authoritarian in him makes you want to listen. You pop your mouth open, shaking a little bit under his tight grip as you watch him gather his own saliva and let it slowly fall out of his mouth, straight down into yours. You taste the strangeness of the sensation, never having had someone else's spit in your mouth in such a copious amount.

“Now swallow,” he demands, and you make a show of swallowing hard, eliciting a devious smile from Joel. “And get back to work,” he says, loosening his grip on your hair and pushing your head back to the level of his cock, dripping and awaiting your mouth.

You immediately slide your mouth down his shaft, not wanting any more pushback from Joel on your teasing, and you taste the saltiness of him as your mouth stretches more than you’re sure you can accommodate. You start to bob more quickly, savoring the myriad of groans and hums Joel makes in the height of his pleasure. 

“Fuck… your mouth’s even better than I ‘magined,” Joel says, his hips thrusting in time with your bobbing, sending his cock back further into your throat. A gag slips out, but you swallow him down, allowing him even deeper as your hand works on the rest of him that won’t fit inside of your mouth. He inhales sharply before pushing you back by the shoulders, his cock leaving your mouth with a loud pop.

You barely have time to be confused by the sudden interruption before Joel pulls you up under the arms, spinning you and flattening you against his desk, and you scramble to slide back, papers and office supplies spilling and moving everywhere. He flings a frustrated hand to clear it out of the way, sending everything flying onto the floor, and you stare wide-eyed, thinking this kind of thing only happens in the movies. And here you are, living in a real life fucking movie.

Joel grips your face, turning your attention back his way before crashing his lips into yours, ravenous kisses and swipes of his tongue taking over every sense. You moan, grinding your hips into him as you return the energy of his kisses, pulling back to trace your lips along his chin, the roughness of his beard scratching your face before you reach his earlobe, giving it a few gentle sucks.

“Shit,” Joel hisses out, pushing down your chest to have you lay back on the desk. He tugs under your knees, pulling you to the edge and hiking up your skirt in the process. His hand slides up your thigh, and you’re panting in anticipation, knowing he’s about to see the very evidence of your arousal absolutely soaking your lace panites. When Joel hooks his thumbs in the sides, pulling them down, he makes a satisfied huff at the slick, shining stain that’s left on the black fabric.

“Now that’s a sight…” Joel says, holding the panties up before slipping them into his back pocket. “Didn’t know you’d wanted to help me de-stress this badly, darlin’, would’ve called you in here ages ago,” he teases you with a wry chuckle, clearly enjoying the very compromising position he has you in.

“I do,” you say impatiently. “Didn’t know if it was okay to… you’re my boss.” 

“More than okay. Y’see, I’ve been thinkin’ the same thing f’ a while now, havin’ to resist such a perfect little thing that walked right into my office one day.” He tuts with frustration, tightening his grip on your thighs. “Seen you watch me like you couldn't wait to get that mouth on this cock, sugar.”

You nod, confirming everything he said was true. “I j-ust see you so worked up, so much on your shoulders, Joel. Let me…” you heave, “Take it all out on me.”

You tempt him to take that next step, wrapping your legs around his hips, your ankles crossing over each other to pull him even closer. 

“Sure you ain’t gonna tell anyone about this?” Joel asks with a few huffs, clearly holding back from what he really desires right now. His body is radiating the unmet need of release that’s throbbing from his every pore right down to his painfully hard cock.

You shake your head wildly, the back of your head moving along the desk. You sit up enough to peer at him and make sure he knows you’re serious. 

“Our little secret,” you whisper huskily, letting a smile curl onto your lips. 

“Good girl.” Joel returns the smile, one much more cunning as his features darken and he pushes his hard cock against your opening, the large head alone already making your hips twitch with pleasure. When he pushes in you make a small whimper, but try to stuff it down quickly as he stretches you with a beautiful sting along your opening. 

“Fu… oh my god,” you murmur, as he pushes in further and further, until you’re sure you couldn’t possibly be more full of him. When he moves past even that point, you groan and realize he’s fully seated inside of you, deeper than you’d ever imagined was even possible. You quickly pulsate around him, your body adjusting to his size until it starts to feel more pleasurable than painful.

“There we go, look at that…” Joel says breathlessly. “Takin’ this cock so pretty, aren’t ya?” He doesn’t even take a beat before he begins thrusting, his massive hands holding tightly onto your hips to steady you as you jostle back onto the desk. Your back arches into the pounding of your two bodies together, warmth growing from deep inside of you where he’s hitting so perfectly. You decide that while you’d made this about him, you wanted to fulfill a fantasy of your own while you had the chance. You’d daydreamed of a certain scenario countless times over the weeks, one you intended to have come to life and turn out to be even better than you could have imagined.

“Fuck me over your desk, Mr. Miller,” you say, an extra bite on the last words, knowing he won’t correct you on his name this time. He growls, a noise deep in his throat at your words.

“Want me to bend you over ‘n fuck you right on this desk, d’ya?” Joel asks, not even allowing you to answer before pulling out of you. You brace yourself on the desk, hopping off and immediately turning around, standing up and pressing the entire length of your body back onto Joel’s. You reach an arm up around his neck and pull him down for a kiss, and he lets out a low hum, grinding into your back.

He doesn’t let it last, though, the tender kiss, before he pushes you down with the palm of his hand on your back, guiding you to rest with your ass out and body pressed low onto the desk. You pant hard, feeling slick gathering between your legs all over again at how close you are to fulfilling your ultimate fantasy with him.

Joel has no mercy, slamming his cock into you, and this angle is completely devastating, ready to ruin you at any moment as your legs immediately begin to shake when his cock hits against your walls hard. He thrusts into you over and over, and you can’t help but be anything but loud, moaning out his name and every expletive that comes to mind as you practically go wild over the way he pumps you so full each and every time. You feel tears sting your eyes, the release trying to build to a crescendo deep in your core. 

One of Joel’s hands finds your clit, rubbing tight circles and you fold, completely undone at the large pad of his finger starting to coax your climax out of you. 

“C’mon, let me feel you come on this cock, know you’ve been wantin’ to,” Joel says haughtily, and you give in to the sensation, letting the waves of practically transcendent pleasure overtake you as you come hard, screaming Joel’s name in the process.

“Fuck, sweetheart, I’m gonna - “ Joel says in the midst of your writhing, moaning mess, before being cut off by his own orgasm being pulled from your pussy squeezing his cock. He quickly pulls out, letting himself spill onto your back with a few extra jerks of his cock, the ropes of cum warm on your skin. Joel breathes heavily, caught off guard by the intensity and quickness of his climax, knowing he nearly didn’t make it.

“Jesus, sugar, gonna make a man fuckin’ crazy with a pussy like that,” Joel purrs, using a tissue to begrudgingly clean up your back - he’d thought you’d looked much better all flushed and covered in his cum, and was already plotting a way to see it again and again.

You hum a satisfied sigh, turning back to look at him before sitting up and settling on the edge of the desk. “Glad I could help, boss,” you say teasingly, and Joel already feels another twitch in his cock at your toying with him. “You still stressed?” you ask, batting your eyelashes innocently.

“You’ve no fuckin’ idea…” Joel sighs. “Got a whole new set of problems now,” he says, looking you over with greedy eyes.

“Well, you know where to find me, if you ever need any help with that,” you say with a wink before hopping off the desk and breezing out of his office, daring a last look back at him.

[madsfrank]

Old concept but we need more DBH AUs.

I would love to see Simon as man who’s life was destroyed when a rogue android, Roba, who he was sent to hunt down, destroyed his entire life around him and led to the death of his family only for that very same man to join up with the TF141 for a few years and become friendly with the humans like Price and Gaz.

Then, Price called Simon to his office one day to give him a file on a new JM 900 model which was to join the boys in service. Of course, Simon was angry, he threw papers across the room and yelled at his captain that he would never work with one of those things. They are unreliable, they cannot be loyal like a human can.

However when “Soap” Realizes how tense Simon is on their first meeting, he insists that the scary man call him “Johnny” and when Simon leans down to get in his face about it the damn thing takes a step back.

Simon knows it’s afraid, even when they aren’t supposed to know what it feels like.

After every briefing, Simon would find the thing sitting in the mess hall, writing plans or updating or whatever the fuck those things do and would grab it’s hair and pull Johnny’s head back to look at him.

“If you fuck this up I will scrap you for parts and use you as a fridge.”

But when Ghost gets shot in the upcoming mission, almost a fatal wound, pierced his armor and became lodged above his heart, Johnny covered him. Somehow, with trembling hands he patched him up. Actually wide-eyed and trembling. It didn’t know what to do.

…He didn’t know what to do.

When med bay finishes up with Simon he still doesn’t let Johnny touch him. Seats his hands away and promises he’s had worse done to him.

However, he will eat the food Johnny makes him, only long after the android leaves the area. He will read through Johnny’s plans and maybe even put them to use. Hell stop grabbing him, instead now standing with him for briefings. Covering his stupid metallic ass if something goes wrong, wiping the blue blood from his brow and letting him settle close to him if he cannot fire.

When they return back to base, Simon is the one making routine repairs in his quarters. Making sure Johnny isn’t too banged up because if he was then he’d have to end his programming.

Sure thing, Johnny can tidy up Simon’s quarters while he showers. It’s the least an android could do after Simon so graciously left him alive, and sure, he can stay for a bit while Simon turns in to talk about missions.

Maybe just maybe, Johnny is more man than android, because he isn’t anything like Roba.

Idk man, we need more AU fics.

[mrs-monaghan]

Now this is a speculative ask lol but what do you think their sexuality is ?

I saw many saying Jimin seems to be bi after his solo photoshoots and album. But idk if a bisexual in a homophobic country is taking risk, a huge risk of his career and life btw, to be in a long term relationship with same sex ? When he can easily breakup and date/marry a woman in future. I'm not being biphobic but I've seen a korean bi girl saying it in an interview. She was having a discussion kinda thing with diff queers from SK and she told she'll chose to be safe, marry a man and have a kid in future. And she also wants the same btw. So her bisexuality has not become a problem for her among friends or family.

I thought JM is gay and JK is gay/Pan. But now JM bi theory is going strong lol

Okay. I've said this several times but, I'll say it again. Here is my prediction;

No, the photos don't mean anything I'm just giving my post color 🤭🤭 Back to prediction 😋

The Itaewon house JK is building that's almost done by the way, is theirs. Come 2025 Jimin and JK will be going in and out of that house be it together or alone, without a care in the world. They will not be marrying women for safety. So, no beards in future anon, sorry. They're not the type. (JK would rather die celibate) They will go back to being as loud as they were in 2019/20. Same car, same sightings, leaving same house not a care in the world.

SK is homophobic, yes. But as long as they don't come out and say they are gay for eo, all shall be well in Jikookland. And they shall live happily ever after 💑

Oh. Jimin bi, JK gay 💅🏽

[pancakejikook]

Can i be real honest here? From past few weeks this beef between jkkrs and Tkkrs (not all jkkrs) to prove how jk doens't give shit about TH or how jk doens't give shits about jm is something I'm not getting like what has jk done in ep 3 when jm was a little sick for half a day VS what has he done in ep 4 when TH was a little unwell like both times jk enjoyed his time with whoever was available. Jm was sick jk tried involving jm but jm wasn't budging hence he enjoyed his time with TH then when the same day nd next TH was unwell jk enjoyed his time and activities with jm so like what's the difference there?

I saw few jkkrs saying jk didn't gave a fk about what TH was saying about his health when they were eating but does is there not a exact same scene of jm talking about Scenary nd the place they were at and jk was just enjoying his food? So what's the difference? Then some saying jk didn't even know TH was unwell but he also didn't know about jm as well?? So again what's the difference?

Atleast with TH being unwell we heard jk actually voicing out that Taehyung should join them in pool when in ep3 we didn't even heat jk saying anything like that for jm. Jungkook even said if they eat they should eat besides TH (this was before jm told him TH is unwell so the joke part came later). So Again what's the difference in those moments?

The only difference was i can tell was that jk was calling him guest which again TH was and i wouldn't be too brave to think jk wouldn't tease jm with same thing if jm was a guest in TK's show......

Then some ppl pointing out jk's comments towards TH saying he said this that to TH but wasn't there outrage after ep 1,2 with the way jk was talking to jm? Like he was being same with jm as well as in he was passing similiar comments to jm. In 3rs ep jk was teamed up with tae (not like they made plan or anything but it's kinda similar one doing nd other joining) nd was teasing jm with water guns. so it's pretty much same.

Idk man i just find these fights nd proving jk was different with one member nd not with other is just looking like ppl coping to me.

the difference is that jikook are boyfriends, hope this helps

[chim-chim1310]

I'm that anon who talked about feeling like JK and JM are not on the same levels (sorry if we're circling back to JK) and I think it's much more highlighted now because of that latest statement he made in the Weverse interview. I mean "to be a giant pop star" is his "big goal"; his words, not mine. So damn shallow, and idk, it sounds so arrogant to me. The guy can at least be a little subtle or humble. But maybe it's a good thing that he's admitting that now because people will see what his mindset is like. People will realize who he really is, and those who have projected high expectations on him will have to lower them now.

I'm not hating on him and I don't have to encourage people to be disappointed with him; he's already doing that himself. It's his "instinct", after all.

I'm done with him dude. I don't even know what more I could say to explain my recent dislike towards him.

He's just turned complete 360°. Earlier I used to think that jimin and jungkook are the most humble ones in the group.

But jungkook has changed so much and not in a good way. It's like I don't wanna see him at all. I know it's me projecting, but seeing him near jimin doesn't make me feel good. Like stay away from him please. But goddamn jimin doesn't seem to have a problem with him.

I wonder if everyone else is seeing his new found arrogance too. And what's even more disgusting is that he knows that all his success is fraud and he knows that no matter how much trash music he releases, papa scooter and bang pd will pay to take him to the top anyway.

It's infuriating to see a real talent and true artist like jimin being pushed at the back and jungkook's basic ass being promoted so fucking much. Like jk just proved to me he doesn't have a personality of his own. He doesn't care if he's not giving his fans his all, he don't care if he's not giving them good music because he knows they'll pretend to like whatever trash he puts out anyway.

All he wants is validation. That he is bigger and better than others. I'm sure he wouldn't have thought about hot100 if jimin didn't achieve it. Like absolutely pathetic. He just wants people to call him sexy, popular and what not. He is shallow and superficial and has no artistic creativity

I will be so mad if people doesn't see what's actually happening here. I don't want people to ignore it. Like please call him out.

I know it's a bit harsh. But idc. If people don't like it then they can go somewhere else. Idc if you call me a hater. But it's my blog and I'm free to share my opinion that I've started to really dislike jungkook. He's annoying the hell out of me.

I'm just saying that I'm not gonna give a single view to any of his content. So if you wanna talk about something that he said during promotion please give me link, time stamp and context. Cause I'm not watching a single video of that man.

It's crazy how I've started disliking him in a matter of days. Maybe it's the same way he has changed for the worst in a matter of days too.

[jiminsass-istant]

https://www.tumblr.com/jiminsass-istant/738939466569416704/this-reactor-creating-a-nice-little-space-in-his

Few days back i was watching reaction video's for jm (i do that once in a while when i miss him nd want to coo over him with other ppl so i watch reaction videos) and this person popped up and it was a taekook reaction video so out of curiosity (I'm stupid) i went to check the comments section and there were comments as how this man has reacted on many kpop ships but think that taekook is far different than others and blah blah (idt i need to tell u what kind of cmnts tkkrs do on these videos) and i said the same thing that nice way to bring views.

You know I'm Indian so i see tens of reaction videos of ppl reacting to Indian stuff like songs, movies, food, culture etc and i know for a fact that those ppl are nowhere genuine or curious about my country but rather use ppl for views (as India has highest population). You can tell the difference who's being genuine and who's just clickbaiting.

If this man had watched other ships in k-pop then there's no way he gonna think tk is different cause those kpop ships has some another level of skinship (which tk don't even have much) and these reactors only gag over skinship. There's hardly anything tae and jk had said about e/o that will make one to think they're dating (like i know this gonna sound mean but there's literally nothing tk had done for e/o or with e/o that could be ship worthy or to think there's something between them). BTS has done not even half the shit those other k-pop ships do so this man saying tk is different tells u that he's just taking views. Like ask him some 2-3 things about jk and tae and I'm sure he won't be able to tell shit about them cause if someone sits on a chair to do just shipping reaction videos then you're just there for views and not beacuse you're curious about knowing them beyond that.

One of the reasons i also don't watch any shipping reaction videos (including jkk) even if they say jkk is different is because i know most of them are just saying it for views.

I hate it when these people bring jm into their ship cause we all know 99% of them hates his guts.

Thank you for putting this here maybe other jkkrs will see it and tell the man to be in his limit. He's giving Tkkrs space to degrade jm same thing one of the youtubers did. His name is something like dj dino or just dino but something like that so this guy once said that jm's promise song is pretty simple nd there's nothing in there blah blah or shit and since then his comment section is filled with jjks (i think he loves jk or praises him alot) which gave space to those jjks to hate on jm (other members too ig) and when he gave review on like crazy nd gave it some 97/100 score all his followers started hating on him to the point he had to acknowledge it and talk about the hate. This is what happens when these ppl give space to hating on memebrs and then it comes back to bite them in the ass. I pray this bites this shipper in the ass too.

A request to jkkrs who sees it to go and tell the guy about the shit his followers be doing. and ask him to stop involving jm in any ships especially tkk cause he ain't anyone's captain nor a baby sitter.

For context, this anon is referencing my deleted post about Ben Kim, the YTube reactor. Reacts to Taekook and gives space for Tkkers to hate on Jimin.

Just putting this ask here so people can go and report his @ss.

Also, this reactor even reacted to Jungkook smoking video and even used it as a thumbnail for that video. The title was something like "jk doesn't give a fu¢k". Idk.

Frankly, reactors like this should be bullied into deleting their videos. Where are the army bullies when we need them? Too busy looking at humanlouvre art maybe, lol.

Seriously though, how does that art account have 350k + followers? The art is so bad. So cringe. The fetishization is off the charts. The military related art? Yikes.

[maria-eve-falcon]

I think she understood his anxieties, you can hear in her songs over the years and I think just from what we know of her as a person... I think she got tired of waiting for him to do something and decide what he wanted in his life... And you can say that him not deciding has to do with his anxieties, but I think she understood him and just waited as long as she could...

sorry I didn't answer early.. I had this answer in my mind but I was(am) to0 tired.

precaution : it's gonna be long and there will be out of this particular topic disclosure because idk why a box inside was opened by this

so.. while I get people when they say she waited too long (bit skeptical) we can't blame anyone (this is making me cry wow parasocial much?) and:

they both of mental issues as we know . god knows what was their position in times. normal people without any issues (almost everyone has issues cause 'perfect' is just not a thing) can't commit easily , famous people with issues having a hard time is really normal. commitment is big. it's not just a piece of paper (imo)

I can't blame joe at all here. cause look at the position he was in. his career kickstarted and he was with her. something very unsimilar with her other exes. so, he doesn't have a career close to the people that debuted with him / close to the time he did i.e liz debici (they won a chopard together ) . he doesn't have enough press (lmfao billy lynn had the record for most press(if not collectively) with him until recently ), nominations and stability what so far judging that he is a decent actor (you can disagree for sure but he IS a decent actor objectively (even when miscast) )

I understand he doesn't want fame and hoards of money doesn't mean he doesn't want a stable career ( while tay's is 740 million a year! that's a load even after paying for everyone and everything! (idk why I pointed this out) )(acting is not a stable career choice it self but I bet he wants to have some kind of stability before at least marriage) AND he has to calculate his every word and action since the beginning .

this is gonna sound mean but do you think tay's position screams suitable for marriage and babies? I'm sorry but she is the position (was before the tour too!) where she literally is on top of the world ! ( yeah I wrote this after the people's article so I'm angry) to get married now and gain a load of attention FOR IT, is sure to be overwhelming for an actor like joe who grew up pretty normal. posh , but normal. I'm sorry but she hasn't step down at all! (not her fault but.. not his either)

considering everything I just pointed out lame excuses (this is gonna get ugly so buck up) what about her picking fights? (when you are in love, you fight but don't pick them?! ) for example afterglow, false god. she even said she knows it's her fault but wants HIM to apologize first. (i'm a person who used to always apologize first and boy, at a point you don't care and distance yourself from those who keep making ya do that (that's how my rtl with my 8 year long bestie ended, fucking exhausting I tell ya) ) ALSO when SHE broke HIS heart first! sorry but my man is human!

ok , fuck all I said . even judging by ylm , I'm assuming with pressure to work on his career or not he couldn't read her mind cause surprise! he is human! they just needed to talk about where they were or what she actually wanted but clearly she didn't understand that.

also about letting go. do you really think a woman who is still writing songs about jm (something that happened 13 years ago) AND INDICATING ENOUGH THAT IT'S ABOUT HIM KNOWING WHAT HER FANS ARE LIKE , going as far to dress up like she was in the vma's literally a decade ago and announcing her new album on the bday of some guy's ex wife (who every one is done dragging for the last 3 years) on mtv music awards is letting go? that thing icked me soo hard . what is growing up is confusing to me since midnights announce. she needs to stop these little clues to diss people that are perfectly fine with their lives and don't care at all! it just shows she loves dragging things and can't let go or be cool about it after soo many years!(nothing else!) and worst part is she makes it obvious that it's about them. now it has come to the point where it is just a stupid topic for everyone to make fun of. her pain surrounding jm and kanye has been dragged for soo long by none other than her and her fans that either people just roll their eyes and move on or it's just a joke atp!!!!!!!!!!!!

tl;dr : I just made 7 points of why joe might have not proposed to her and was stressing about doing so.

[dearweirdme]

do u think it’s a possibility that tae and jk are just super super close best friends who maybe at one point hooked up a few times but nothing rlly more? i feel like we could be reading into things too deeply with them bc there are some things that don’t make sense to me if they were actually to be in a relationship. like one example is when jk said in his birthday live that tae didn’t come to see him/call him on his birthday and that to me is indicative of them not being in a relationship. idk i just think that as much as they hang out and everything and are close than others as seen in chp 2, it doesn’t mean it’s romantic. like when i think back on it, what exactly have they done that is undeniably romantic? the dream premiere could rlly have just been two best friends going together since he’s not closer to wooga…idk. i believe in tkk but then sometimes i rlly get in my head and think nothing they’ve done proves they r romantic. maybe they are generally attracted to eo and have hooked up but decided to just keep it as that, close friends who screw arnd here and there but nothing super serious.

Hi anon!

Though there are more (former) tkkrs who tend to believe that’s what happened.. a fwb kinda situation, I personally don’t.

For starters, I think I’ve consistently seen genuine infatuation from the both of them. Infatuation that to me seems so strong all throughout the years, that to me it looks like love. They get shy, giddy, entranced by each other, so to me it went further than just physical attraction.

I also think there would have been less weirdness from the side of the company if it had only been a few times of hooking up. There’s not really a reason to heavily cover up something that is not serious and will not go anywhere. If BH had found out about them hooking up.. they wouldn’t have cared. Because hooking up can put a stop too easily. But it’s also not the hooking up that people caught onto (obviously we will never have seen something like that). It’s the closeness, the familiarity, the way they are different from other members, and mostly it’s the consistency of these things throughout the years. We have little moments that would directly translate to romantic behavior, but to me the whole of it all does. It’s the way they fit into the context of BTS together: as a pair Tkk is treated differently. They treat each other different from the others as well.

There’s always going to be details we don’t understand. It’s because we always lack context. I’m a firm believer of Jk not giving a shit about birthdays (i think he even mentioned something along those terms recently, though I cannot remember which interview(?) that was). The man was in his pajamas when he did that live, which to me indicates he went live for army.. but wasn’t really celebrating the day himself. When you’re almost always on the road or working.. things like birthdays kinda lose meaning I think.

I think Tae and Jk have to solid a friendship/bond for it to have been a case of fooling around/hooking up at random. I think the emotions we have seen from them are too strong for it to have not been serious. And.. I think we wouldn’t have caught up on it if it had only been a few times of hooking up. We can see the difference between friendship and more anon. To me it is very clear for instance that Tae and Jm are just friends.. and that all the other members are just friends.. but Tae and Jk are different.

[solarwynd]

there’s two diff things i wanted to talk abt so i figured id put them in the same ask

1) its crazy how far being (or acting) dumb will get you. even the armys advocating against 🛴 don’t think twice before assuming jk is some naive little bird caught in that man’s web and can’t even fathom the idea of boycotting his music but can easily ask others to boycott hs for working with someone he couldn’t have even known would turn out to be a zionist and had finished planning his album a whole year ago. im sure if it was a member like nj, yg, or jm (yk the smart ones) they wouldn’t think twice about holding them accountable either but jungkook gets away w so much because literally everyone thinks he’s dumb. idk blessing and a curse ig

2) i was also thinking about how wildly fast people forget “cancelling” in kpop. look at soobin, he and some other idols were getting dragged through the mud over that extremely disturbing anime and then everyone suddenly forgot about that and went about their business as if nothing happened. then chaeyoung who got called a naz* left and right for wearing a tshirt w a sw*stik* on it, gave a half-assed apology and after a few months popped up again w some work done on her face, some blue contacts and a new makeup routine and suddenly everyone forgot about that and is gushing about how good she looks.

activism on kpop twitter is all performative and everyone engages on it all the time and its honestly creepy the way people don’t see idols as human beings they just exist to be dragged or to be fawned over, nothing else.

.🎯

(Especially for the second one.)

It’s always the double standard concerning jk. He gets handled with gloves and always receives the benefit of the doubt like he’s not a 26 year old man with the same thinking capacity as the others. And with someone like jk, who lacks any real mindfulness when he speaks or acts, armys always end up having to go into overdrive to shield him from any criticism or responsibility.

[kanmom51]

Please help 😅 I think there is something or some conversation l have missed in JIKOOK’s timeline. Something about our Jimin getting so upset that he left the members and went home to heal from some trauma caused by V & Jk ?? The next we heard about him was when he was hospitalised suffering from covid?? Please fill in the blanks for me if you know any deets.. l would be grateful. No pressure though😂🫶🏽

Idk what fan fiction this is from, but WOW.

JM healing from trauma caused by V and JK?

The next was when he was hospitalized with covid?

Bull bloody shit is what I can tell you.

But let's look at the timeline why don't we?

At least what we know of it.

JM was hospitalized end of January 2022. Not because of covid but because of his appendix, and when in hospital tested positive for covid.

This followed the group going on a break after their 4 concerts in LA in November 2021.

Last time we had all three together was in their live on 28 November 2021. That was a chaotic super happy live. Only bullying I can think of, jokingly, would be Tae constantly mentioning brand names he wasn't supposed to, lol.

You can find many links to posts I wrote about that live here:

Then JK and JM returned to Korea with Jin. Just the three of them. They were supposed to go into quarantine as they returned, separately, as the government rules stated, and yet JK waited for JM at the airport upon their arrival thinking that they will be sharing a car only for the two to be separated.

There is absolutely, and I repeat absolutely NOTHING to show that there was anything wrong between JM and JK at that place and time!!!

JM and JK were fine, and there was no bullying going on from Tae and JK. What AO3 fanfic is that even?

As for the stupidity I've been hearing of since Ep. 3 of Are you sure? JK and V bullying JM, like wtf is wrong with people?

Every time I think people have reached the limit of being the worst they just prove that they can surpass themselves.

I think people lack basic ideas of human interactions if they claim that the playfulness we saw in that episode can be called bullying. If that's bullying then every single time those three played throughout the years would also be. These are 3 young men who grew up together and at times roughhouse. Like men do.

I've kind of lost hope in trying to explain to these people, who love to see JM as a victim, and therefore think they are his knights in shining armour, that JM is a grown ass man who knows exactly how to put both JK and Tae in their places if he wanted to!!! He's got the physical strength to do so, not to mention the personality too. He's known to have done both, when he wanted. And here's the news flash. Maybe he didn't want to! JM knows how to be assertive. Being such a nice human being doesn't make him a weak human being. I think that many of those that claim to love him and want to protect him either don't know him at all or want him to be weak so they can show up as his great protectors against the big bad JK, whom they would love to get rid of, cause he's just not good enough for JM, in their warped reality. Perhaps because they want JM for themselves.

JK is the person that JM loves most in this world.

The person that stood by JM's side and supported him when he was going through the turmoil he was experiencing during the pandemic.

The person that JM wanted to go on these trips with and came up with the idea to create this show so that they can go on these trips together.

The person that he flew from Korea to NY to be with for his solo debut.

The person that he can't stop talking about and bringing up in conversations that have really nothing to do with him, like during the Minimoni album exchange.

The man he chose to write a song for and write these lines to:

Baby, don't leave Just stay by my side, yeah To you, who see me bigger than what my little self is (to you) So that I can give as much as I’ve received (oh-oh) So that I can keep my word (oh-oh) Don't worry, just stay by my side, yeah (Yeah) We don’t know what the future holds (holds, yeah) And that’s scary and makes us afraid (oh-oh) But don’t forget that we’re always together (don't forget)

The person he chose to enlist with and be with for the 18 months of their military service, even though it meant a more difficult placement, even though it would raise eyebrows and questions marks seeing that the two are the first ever idols, both in their late 20s to do this!!

I've said this once I've said this a thousand times. People need to go live their lives and stop looking for drama where it doesn't exist in JM and JK's life.

They are together.

They are good.

Even if they are idols and public figures.

Even if they are two gorgeous young men who happen to love each other and are, god forbid, in a queer relationship.

Even if being in a queer relationship in their industry and society is frowned upon.

All those don't mean that their relationship isn't just a normal stable long term relationship with everything that such a loving relationship entails, including the struggles.

Enough with trying to insert drama where there is none.

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

https://twitter.com/taebystars/status /1727240538779463763?t= IQOfpzFrWqjZ2w2z1qft_g&s=19

https://twitter.com/btsmano777/status /1727159240983556377?t= Ej3lSdVKnOpmGb9UpLix3g&s=19

Okay so someone needs to give me some cookies or something for going into that delulu lalalala land to search things up. I searched it with some keywords on twitter and took only two that are on top nd this is what i found. Based on these tweets idt he said similar things in last year so yeah that promise tkkrs talk about is definitely from fanmeet only who's video you can see in the 2nd link. So yeah that proves it that he saidit(To the fans) back in yrs only. Thing is i do think if not for tattoes jk might have gone to special force units not because of taehyung specifically but we all know how much he loves adventures things so it's not a big deal for me.

Also the reply where you said he didn't get his 7 tattoe with jk then i believe he did got his with jk on the same day only but he just made fool out of armys that time by posting the fake tatto. I remember polyc(their tattoe artist) liked one taekook fanart where tk goes to do their tattoes together and jk is like saying encouraging things to tae while holding his hands something like that but he later unliked it or he started blocking taekookers nd even posted it that blocking thing on one of his accounts' story cause youknow how delulu tkkrs gets. And polyc said jm came with members nd when jm had his tattoo done already jk didn't (remember the live when he said that he hasn't gotten his tattoo done yet but he'll go when he decides where he'll make it nd decided the place on his body for the 7 tatto based on comments section itself), so that tells jm had gone with other members to do that 7 while taekook went together later than the rest.

I also remember polyc posted this one story on his acct saying that the reason why he doens't have taehyung's autograph on his shop's wall is because after posting jungkook's tatto his acct got flooded with lots of engagement on that post and in all that chaos he forgot to take taehyung's autograph hence taehyung's autograph is noton the shop's wall with other members. So again this tells jk and taehyung went there together.

And about vmin running man nd yes he said it like he would love to go with jm there, there's another thing idk if it was about running man only or vmin unit song taehyung said but then jm commented on it saying like he (taehyung) just says things or something. One thing about taehyung is that this man loves bullshitting and or telling half ass things so people just make up tens of theories out of it. I hate that thing about him like anything

Lol, you went into the cult territory. Thanks for the clarification and fact checking.

Anyway, such an insufferable man with really ugly habits. I feel annoyed and I've only talked about him for a bit today. That's enough, moving on.

[naneun-no]

I had a dumb epiphany tonight regarding a famous Jikook moment!

So my husband got a Yoongi-esque burst of random chaotic energy and decided to pick me up piggyback style, run around the house like a madman, then start doing squats with me on his back (look idk, honestly, but he was having the time of his life so who was I to judge?).

So essentially we ended up recreating this famous moment which I can’t find a gif of and am too lazy to make one but you know, this one (screenshot from the vid in the linked tweet):

My husband’s done it before but it’s been a while and CAN I JUST SAY.

Either I’m too damn jumpy or Jimin was way too damn chill with that for it to have been the first time they did that 😅

Like these kids must be out here doing this constantly or at least Very Often cause when my man just randomly started droppin it low with me on his back I was startled and had to really hold on to not like fall off? Even after I got a better hold I was still shifting around quite a bit. No way could I have been casually singing a tune looking like I was snuggled in for a nap?!

(Sidenote yes I DO realize that maybe this has more to do with the difference in mine and Jimin’s core strength 🤣 but STILL)

Idk this means nothing lol, to me that moment wasn’t even like a romantic vibes moment, more just like a cute one, but all I’m saying is that I suspect Jimin has been piggyback-squatted more often than we see 🤣 (and yeah, some men maybe like to show off their strength to their significant other by doing silly things like this BUT I digress.)

P.S. we also recently tried this one ⬇️ and after trying can confirm this move was 10% Jungkook and 90% Jimin and JM’s strength and flexibility is insane 🙃

That’s all thank you have a nice night 💜