#idk man im just vibin

[sleepy-otx]

Babysitter/Bodyguard AU

MCs: ZhongXiao & Qiqi

Zhongli who is at war with many other regions, including the one where Xiao is enslaved in, and who also has a child who is Qiqi. Xiao who runs into her in his master's land and realizes that oh shit, she's from Morax's land and she cannot be here!! Qiqi, of course, is like not worried because in her eyes her dad is very powerful and will always keep her safe, not realizing that she's not in her dad's land meaning he doesn't have any special powers there and she is in a lot of danger should anyone find out who she is. Xiao doesn't know who is her dad and doesn't give her the chance to explain and tries to get her to leave. Qiqi is still trying to collect plants for medicine and refuses to leave because there is a lot of plants there and she still thinks that she's home. She climbs up a mountain and Xiao is immediately noping out, but rushes back to save her when she's about to fall. After all, it's not like his master ordered him to not save the child and it's not like he's disobeying and she doesn't have to know he's technically helping the enemy

He saves her and gathers all the plants she wanted and gave her a quick blessing to protect her and help her travel faster into her land undetected and unharmed. It works really well to the point where it's still active by the time she arrives home and sees her family freaking out that she was missing for so long. She doesn't understand what the big deal was and just said that she made a nice new friend, but she never actually got his name. Skip forward where Qiqi constantly goes over to try and find her new friend and Xiao is like no, no, no, leave right now, but can't bring himself to be mean about it.

A party with all neighboring kingdoms/nations invited is held including his lady who is quite antagonistic about it. They will go but really it's more so an excuse for her to observe Morax's palace and look for any weak points. Of course, she nor any of her people could attack without starting a war, but it was better to have information just in case. While they're in a foreign kingdom/nation they would have to listen to that ruler's orders as a sign of respect but they needn't try to hard, just enough to get others off their case. Xiao immediately spots Qiqi from across the room and realized who she is. She's the reason why the party was thrown in the first place. The birthday party of the little lady of liyue. A party that went south when someone tried to take advantage of the situation. It's quickly resolved, but Morax notices how is daughter clinged onto one of his foes when she was scared. Xiao's master also notices it and considers this new information carefully.

The child seeks him out on other special occasions. He rebuffs each attempt. Acknowledging her and the little friendship they created would be equivalent to handing his master the spear to strike directly at Morax's heart and ending his reign. She was just a child after all. Easy to manipulate and easy to please. So he says harsh words with cold eyes. He says them even as his heart begins to hurt and says them even as she looks at him with tears in her eyes and says them when her family looks at him with such hatred for hurting her.

Later on, when his master goes against Morax, he cant bring himself to watch Qiqi get killed and takes a fatal blow meant for her. It's a stupid move, so stupid that everyone stops fighting for a second to process it. He passes out from the pain still holding her in his arms. When he is interrogated he lies. He lies because there's no point in trying to get out of this live. He just wants it all to end already. Eventually, Morax wins the battle against Xiao's master and Xiao is set to be executed, but Qiqi asks to talk to him privately first. She tries to interrogate him because she doesn't understnd why he's so nice one second then so mean the next. He can't hide the truth from her and explains as best he can so as to not leave her wondering after his death. Though he does not notice her father listening in on their conversation.

A few weeks later and it is decided that his punishment is to guard the little lady and the king after much persuading from her and a lot of thinking from her father. From there other stuff happens and Xiao is really confused as to why the fuck he's still alive and why they want him of all people to protect some of the most important people in their nation. Cue shenanigans and Qiqi using her big brain to get them together so she can have her perfect happy family.

[painsandconfusion]

Badly explain the series you're writing.

I'll go first

Little mean bully doesn't like big mean bullies so has a tall broody bitch help him beat them up.

[thatone-highlighter]

My middle name also starts with a j lmao

Ayyy besties

[abiiors]

okay but imagine passing cigs between you and matty after a show one night and its you two outside leaning on a wall vibin and he is just admiring you and realizing he loves you and all the fluffy things in between. like a fic where its just his inner monologue and going through their whole future together idk

inspired by:

“on this night and in this light, i think im falling, falling for you” & “when the smoke is in your eyes, you look so alive”

And imagine the butterflies he gets when you ask to share a cigarette with him. 

It burns brighter with every drag you take. He’s careful not to smoke it deeply, for he wants it to last forever. He gets to be in your presence for as long as it burns, and then some if he’s lucky. 

You close your eyes and tilt your face up at the night sky each time you blow the smoke out. It’s these moments he treasures the most—moments when he can just stare and stare, moments when the glitter on your eyes sparkles like a whole galaxy, moments when his heart beats so fast, he thinks it’s going to leap out of his chest. 

So he just lingers on the cigarette dangling between your slender fingers.

When you pass it back to him, he admires the way your lipstick leaves a mark; on his cigarette, on his mind. Because he hasn’t been able to stop thinking about soft pink lips for weeks now. The way they curve into a smile at the sight of him, the way they part in ecstasy at his touch, the way they feel against his own; all these images that fill his dreams—the waking and the sleeping. 

A gentle breeze blows through your hair and washes him with the scent of your perfume. He inhales deeply, holds his breath like a stubborn child and wishes he could store the scent of you in his lungs forever. 

He’s so acutely aware of every reaction your body goes through in his presence that it’s ridiculous really. He craves the sound of your breath hitching every time he places a soft kiss on you. He craves the feeling of your fingers on his back, in his hair, tracing his jaw and landing on his lips. His fingers feel warmer the more the cigarette burns but he’s not afraid of the tiny embers. What are they compared to the molten lava that runs through his veins? 

The sky rumbles low overhead and darkens still. The impending storm looms closer. The gentle breeze turns into a strong gust. A drop of rain falls on your face and then another on his hand that rests on the railing. He knows you only have seconds before the skies open up and drench you both. The moment has come to an end after all. 

But you don’t move, you don’t run toward shelter. Instead, you open your arms wide and look up at the sky. And once again he’s left wondering if there will ever come a day when you won’t leave him breathless and speechless. 

The rain falls harder, the cigarette has long since fizzled out. But he has the whole night ahead of him. And the day after that. And the day after that. He has a whole lifetime ahead of him, a lifetime he’s determined to spend with you. 

For a man who holds such command of words, for a man who lives and breathes words, it’s the three simple ones that bring him to his knees at last.  

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genuinely had butterflies writing this so thank you for the idea anon

[artisan-king-morleus]

Man, okay

My brain is swirling is so many ideas THAT IM GOING CRAZY but also kinda okay with that 🤣

Came across some surface level info on zines (apparently pronounced "zeen") and apparently ANYONE can make one for ANY REASON

I have so many mini comic ideas or like oneshot worlds that don't quite that a lengthy story or really just vibin! Could also just make one with my art just coz! It could just be a booklet with just leaves!

I HAVE THIS IDEA!!!!!! So I've been working and creating a comic story for 5 years (haven't published it online as trying to figure out storyline) so what if..... I make a zine about the LITTLE PLACES IN THAT WORLD!

How cool would it be to read a magazine AS IF it WAS created in that world! (No 4th wall breaking) It would have inserts of magical cafes and suggestions of places to eat your floating croissant. A page delighted to tell about the magics and academics collage's extensive libraries. Interviews with vampires and there mental health as a whole. Pages dedicated to the cultures around the fantastical world!

There's be no "hey look at this weird magic magazine" it would be "holy smokes, it feels like I live in this world!" Ya'know?

I'm rambling at this point. Wouldn't mind maybe making one solely on BSD, daily life of the ADA or Port Mafia, cute pictures of the characters. Idk I just REALLY want to make one!!!

You guys interested in the fantasy one (I'm eager to do one of my world or even a collab with others to make fantasy ads) or maybe you're interested in a zine of BSD (let me know what themes you're interested in or what focus it could be)

👋

[blueberry-mufffinz]

ROBLOX OCS

Okay Actually Wait Before I COntinue Okay So I Like. For One Dont Think Too Hard About The World Around Them Bc I Know Its Roblox But Also Me N My Friend Just Made Shit Up On The Spot Second I Really Like These Guys But Idk If Theyre Like. Cringe Or Whatever So Uh. If They Are Block Me Or Smthn I Guess Sorry Man Anyways This Bouta Be A Long Ass Post So Literally Everything Undercut

GITE

Okay So. Gite, Along With Their Counterpart Who I'll Take About Later, Originally Was Just. An Outfit I Made Using A Bunch Of Items I Had On Hand. Then My Friend Had Me Turn Them Into An OC Which Is Actually What Started This Entire Thing And Goodness Gracious Do I Have A Lot Of Little Guys Now>

Notes

Maasssivee Fucking Yapper. Does Not Stop Yapping Worlds Biggest Yapper

Theyre Very Headstrong And Also A Littleee Tiny Bit Obnoxious Man Oh Man I Sure Do Wonder Why(Yapper)

Gite Plays Whatever (Roblox)Games Reck Plays, Originally Played Obbies

Poor Understanding Of Personal Space, Also Thinks Reck Should Be More Friendly And Talk To People

Uses Sarcasm Somewhat Often But It Always Sounds Friendly Or Passive Aggressive

Cannot Fly With Their Wings

This Guy Dont Rlly Got Much Lore So I Wont Like Make A Dedicated Lore Second For Him But, Okay This Is Where The Like Worldbuilding Gets Confusing But Bare With Me Here Okay, Gite And Reck Are Counterparts Because They Were Like. Spawned(??) At The Same Time In Cribs Next To Each Other. As Those Little. Pill Baby Things Life In Paradise Style Yeah

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RECK

Same Thing With Gite Reck Was Originally An Outfit Then Turned Into An OC I Honestly Dont Rlly Like His Wings But Aint No Way Im Buying New Ones When I. Actually Buy The Outfit Because Genuinely I Only Own Gite's Outfit Out Of All These OCs

Notes

Far More Introverted(???) Than Gite, Doesnt Yap Nearly As Much More Of A Listener

Pretty Calm And Chill Guy Honestly, Just Vibin'

Listens To Music Literally Whenever Possible, I Would Say 24/7 But Not 24/7 Because Gite Exists

Plays A Lot Of Tycoons Usually, But Also Sometimes Jumps Around To Try And Avoid Gite(Gite Keeps Finding Them)

Also I Think Reck Has That Retail Worker Tiredness Like In General I Think Reck Works Retail

Thinks Gite Needs To Back The Fuck Off And Learn Some Personal Space

Very Firm With Their Boundries. If Theyre Unhappy Or Uncomfortable With The Things Youre Doing Theyll Let You Know.

CAN Fly With Their Wings

Gite&Reck Notes

There's Some Notes That Apply To Both Of Them So Like-

Gite And Reck Like. Dont Like Each Other. They Dont Hate Each Other But They Sure As Hell Dont Like Each Other

Theyve Never Said They Hated Each Other But Sometimes They Call Each Other Annoying

I Think Maybe Perhaps I Havent Decided Honestly That They Become Lovers At. Some Point I Dont Know When

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DRAGON LOSER/FLORAL

Okay YEAH I Know Her Name Is A Little Mean But Like. For Context Some Of These Guys Get Names Based On Experience And Like. Itll Make Sense Soon I Swear

Notes

Plays A TON Of Dragon Games, Primarily Dragons Life And Dragon Adventures

Floral Is More Like Their "Roleplay" Name So Technically Her Name Is Really Just Dragon Loser, DL For Short Btw, But Dont Worry About It

They Have A Minor Liking For Fishes, But Its Mostly Dragons(But If Something Is Like- A Fantasy Sea Dragon She Goes CRAZY Over That Stuff)

She Incredibly Friendly And Will Just Walk Up To People And Start Talking Which is Probably Why She Thrives In RP Games So Much

Her Name Doesnt Effect Her In The Slightest

Can In Fact See Despite Their Eyes Not Being Visible

The Paint Is Actually Because Their Head Is Constantly Spewing Paint And Its Actually The Reason They Have A Hat On But Yeah Wiping It Away Wont Help With Anything

Chains Are Purely Aesthetic

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SOUL WANDER

This Guy I Made Like Purely As A Rival Of Some Form For My Friend's OC, Who Ill Be Calling F Because Yeah Also Im Shortening SOUL WANDER(yes its capitalized like that every time)'s Name To SW Because There Is No Way Im Typing That Every Single Time

Notes

Mysterious Guy, Fairly Quiet And Speaks In Vague Terms. Sometimes Riddles If He Feels Like It

Also He's A Little Smug

Ghostwalker(yes the SFOTH sword) Fanboy If You Couldnt Tell By The Shirt

Fucking HATES F, Like Knife Through A Picture Of Him On A Wall Type Of Hate. Does Not Like That Guy In The Slightest

Drops The Whole Vague Thing When Talking To F For Reasons I Genuinely Have Not Figured Out

Lives Alone And Also Doesnt Friends

And He's Also Poor Barely Paying For His Apartment And Food(I Dont Even Know How He's Making Money Honestly)

Like Genuinely Sleeps In A Corner With A Single Blanket Like I Feel Kinda Bad And He's My OC

Literally He Doesnt Even Care Either We Love Poor Self Preservation/j

Practically Half-Blind Pretty Much Also Taking Off Those Bandages WILL Flashbang Him He's Had Them On For So Long

The Face Shadow Thing Is Some He Can Do Entirely At Will

Used To Own A Cat

Ngl I Forgot To Write This But He Plays SFOTH Primarily And. Yeah Thats It Honestly

Lore

Look At That First Guy To Have Actual Thought Out Lore Lets Go Wahoo When SW Was Younger He'd Participate In Like Illegal Fighting Rings Or Whatever To Make Money. Nobody Is Supposed To Die But He Accidentally Kill A Person(Who Is An OC Ill Talk About Later) Once Near When He Started Because He Went To Into A Blind Panic And Punched Them To Death. Uh. Somebody(Also An OC Ill Talk ABout Later) Close To This Person Took Revenge Against SW And Brought A Knife Into The Fight In A Attempt To Blind SW, It??? Half-Worked Because The Sight In His Covered Eye Is Really Blurry(Eye Wasnt Punctured Fully But Got Damaged). This Situation Is Also Indirectly The Cause Of The Whole Vague Thing He Does, Because The Person Who Almost Blinded Him Is Tracking Him Down And Trying To Get Information On Him And SW KNOWS That So He Speaks Very Vague Because He's Paranoid As Fuck. ALSO! He Used To Own A White Cat He Named Spirit But F Stole Spirit When He Was Drunk And Then Kept Her So Now SW Thinks Spirit Is Dead But Actually F Has Her And Renamed Her Sparkle. SW Feels Really Bad For Failing To Care For Spirit, Used To Sacrifice Eating To Feed Her. Anyways Somewhere At Some Point In The Future SW Finally Gets Tracked Down, Cause Its Guarenteed To Happen At Some Point, And Gets Like Entirely Blinded I Drew Art Of Him Actually Ill Put All The Art Of These Guys At The End I Swear Anyways Yeah Gets Fully Blinded And Also One Of His Head Wings Gets Chopped To A Nub Also He Cant Do Whatever The Hell He Was Doing To Make Money Anymore So He's Homeless Again(Forgot To Mention He Was Homeless When Younger) But Its. Significantly More Difficult Now That He's Blind. And Also The Paranoia Is Still There Because He Literally Cant See And Also He Goes Entirely Silent Stops Speaking Completely GOODNESS I YAPPED SORRY!!!

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CAUTION: HAZARD

This Is The Guy Responsible For Almost Blinding, Eventually Fully Blinding, SW. Im Callin Him C:H For Short Because Again Im Not Typing All That Shit Out. I Dont Actually Have A Lot On This Guy or His Brother So Hopefully This Is Shorter Than SW's Section

Notes

Him And His Brother Are Aggressive In Nature, Hence The Whole Caution Thing

Barbarically Aggressive

Played Like. A Bunch A Ro:Bio N Shit With His Brother

Lore

C:H Watched SW Kill His Brother In The Fighting Ring, Overheard SW Talking About How He Went Into A Blind Panic And Decided "Why Dont I Make Him Actually Blind" So Uh. Yeah. His Plan Is To Catch SW Off-Guard In An Isolated Area Which Is Difficult Because Of SW's Paranoia. Has Sent People To Try And Get Information From SW Or Get Close To SW, So SW's Still Persistent Paranoia Is Valid

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CAUTION: RADIATION

This Is The Guy That SW Accidentally Killed. Callin Him C:R Because Long Ass Name. He's Not A Ghost Or Anythin Btw But If He Was He'd Be Actively Cheering C:H On Also Dont Have Much Information With This Guy Sorry

Notes

Yeah He Played Ro:Bio With C:H

And Again Yeah Naturally Aggressive

C:R Is More Sinsterly Aggressive If That Makes Sense

The Toxic Waste On His Head IS Apart Of Him The Barrel Is Not, Barrel For Aesthetic

Toxic Fumes Naturally Eminate From His Mouth, It Doesnt Smell Like Anything But Again It Is Toxic So Mask Holds Filters It Out

He's Immune To It Though So Its Okay

Lore

Not Much Lore Honestly But Basically Like. What Happened Is He Got Punched In The Gut Rlly Hard Which Winded Him Or Whatever Like Out Of Breath And Then Punched In The Jaw So Broken Jaw And Then SW Just Kept Punching Him Til He Died He Did Not Expect, What Percieved As, The Dumb Scared Kid To Straight Up Kill Him

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ABNORMALITY/MORPHO

Okay Last One I Swear Anyways Morpho Here Is Based Of Abnormality Dancin' Girl. I Was Listening To The Song And I Had A Vision™ And Went On A Spree Making Them

Notes

Okay To Start, I Will Be Using They/Them For Them Because Theyre Good With They/Them Pronouns Yes Thats Fine But Internally They Naturally Refer To Themself With It/Its For Lore Reasons

MASSIVE People Pleaser Like REALLY REALLY Big People Pleaser Its Genuinely Detrimental To Their Mental Health

Also A Social Chameleon To The Extreme, Changes Their Personality The Way They Talk And They Way They Dress Just To Fit In With The People Theyre Talking To

Used To Play A Lot Of Simulators And Tower Defense Games. Especially Tower Defense They Were Pretty Good At Those

Lore

Morpho Doesnt Really Know Who They Are Anymore. Theyve Been Changing And People Pleasing For So Long That They Dont Even Know If Theyre A Person, Thinking Of Themself As More Of An Object On On A Stage All Of This Changing Is Literally Like Physically Tearing Them Apart The Switching And Trying To Be Someone Thats A Them They Dont Know Is Physically Destroying Them They Cant Stop Though, Theyre So Tired And Nothing Feels Good Anymore But They Just Cant Stop. Theyre A Ticking Time Bomb Waiting To Die, Waiting To Scatter Into Thousands Of Blue Butterflies Even Then Their Efforts Will End Up For Nothing. The More They Switch And People Please The More They Fall Apart, And The More They Fall Apart The More People Leave, Which Then Causes Them To Change And People Please Even More And Try Even Harder Which Makes Them Fall Apart More And Its Just A Downwards Spiral Speeding Towards Their Death. Uhh. All Of This Started From A Person(I Might Leave This Person Unknown), Who They Were Really Really Close To And Told Everything To, Ghosting Them Suddenly And Leaving Them For Someone Else

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Art Time Yippe Hoorayy

This Is Gonna Go In Order, Also As A Note I Have Not Drawn DL, C:H, C:R, OR Morpho Yet. I Will Ebventually Just. Later.

This Next One W/ Gite And Reck Is Like A Comic Sortve I Made It Rlly Late At Night And Its A Situation That Will Happen At. Some Point Idk When. Dialogue Is Messy im Bad At Dialogue.

I Love Making Angst Of My OCs :)) Anyways Gite Yapping

I Cant Believe I Forgot To Put This Ill Just Put It Here But Reck Does Not Listen To A Word Gite Says A Majority of The Time. Gite Can Say The Most Out Of Pocket Shit Ever And Reck Will Go "Uh Huh Yeah" And Reck Wont Even Notice Until Gite Points It Out

Anyways SW Art Yayayay

Silly Little Video Of What Happened Heehoo Also Last Frame PNG Bc Yeah

Also Here's That Blinded SW Drawing I Promised

Okay Sorry For Yapping Those R All My Guys Wahoo

[abiglifeinsurancepolicy]

ok we’re going from the start lmao

lover: an emotional journey feat taylor swift (long ish)

iftye: happy, fun, chill, ending rep era firmly with a shrug, and then girlie SLAMS us with cruel summer after we got the chill vibes from iftye. then lover itself, completely different again. more thoughtful, deeper love, then MOOD CHANGE again cus the man is like hello feminism here let’s bop, then gave us all a mental breakdown with the archer like CAN YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME

and that’s just the first 5 songs

ithk comes straight after the archer (lmao) and it’s a funky, strut kind of pop. like, hey im in love and im vibin. then hits us with miss americana just as we let our guards down. the outside world is hard and we have to stick together, but in the frame of a high school. then paper rings, more upbeat but has the tone of deeper love that lover had. then SOMEHOW keeps getting stronger and better throughout the album cus then we got cornelia street. cry. have an emotional crisis about the true love you don’t want to lose. AND THEN HITS US HARD WITH DBATC. one of the saddest and most beautiful breakup songs ever written imo, just as we’re thinking it can’t get more emotional. throws in london boy, carefree romance, wanna hang out with my boy, british accent etc etc, and then SLAMS us with sygb. i mean. how does she do this. we cry into our pillows as taylor strums her guitar. and then she hits us with false god. horny bitch. love her for that emotional contrast AND WE’RE NOT DONE we have yntcd, super upbeat, positive, ignore all the hate and then we afterglow. like. i can’t with her. genuinely can’t. i am emotionally and inherently flawed but i don’t want to hurt you or lose you. and then we have fucking ME! cus tay needs to throw in one more upbeat song before we have inthaf. like what is even going on there. idk how to feel abt this one and it’s the only song from lover that isn’t in my maybe top 50 songs ever. and THEN fucking hits us with DAYLIGHT like i realised finally how true love can really be and it doesn’t have to ruin your life and it’s so beautiful. that’s lover

and there’s aotgylb which is emotional and in love and it is so pretty <3

taylor swift had no right to put the lyrics “desperate people find faith, so now i pray to Jesus too” in Soon You’ll Get Better and then hit us straight away with False God

[maskyartist]

forgot to post Her™ earlier but now shes here. enjoy miss Professor Ozpin cause listen okay u know what makes Oz better? makin him a pretty lady. thats it thats all i dont accept criticism.

[5upincorrectquotes]

Hafu: Why are 5up and Fundy facing away from each other?

Steve: They're having a fight.

Hafu: ....They're holding hands?

Steve: They get upset when they fight.

[insertmesoftly]

:D

[almguav]

me: hmm i do not like my full name...

(knocks off the last letter)

me: yes

[animutate]

*screams really loud to assemble all the pilot dib stans*

[heavenly-roman]

hm i have an au and descriptions of the sides in said au but i Cannot Art

i’m thinkin of commissioning a few artists to draw them, but idk if that’s a good idea? like i know a lot of artists have a specific way they like to draw the sides so idk

also??? should i just commission one artist for a consistent art style???? or do i commission multiple artists bc drawing eight or nine characters is A Lot

i’m,,,,, confusion

[purpledantianti]

@purpledhater i have seven. i am the purpledlukewarm, merc-bros, and the url anon.

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

He doesn't have a clue what's going on.

Michel you poor sweet thing-

You don't have a thought behind those eyes do you, sweet boy.

[jelloopy]

Hello friends! If you are new to me and any of my shitty posts I’d like to introduce myself again!

Maybe I can find some mutuals I didn’t know I had!

My name is Loop! I’m 20yrs old I’m non-binary and I use They/Them pronouns

If you like any of the following then we might get along!

How to Train Your Dragon Dungeons & Daddies (S1 & S2) The Adventure Zone (I never was able to finish Grad and I have yet to listen to Ethersea) Just Roll With It (Riptide, Prime Defenders, & Apotheosis) Our Flag Means Death Pirates of the Caribbean The Magnus Archives Steven Universe Anatomy/Bones n stuff

Currently I’m rewatching Video Game High School and I’m having a blast.

I’m probably forgetting a lot of stuff but that’s another thing about me, I’m v forgetful.