#idk it’s late and I’m tired

[astronomodome]

Mcci fishing in fishstance 8 and seeing all the artimators and other ccs on is so crazy bc my minceraft username does NOT make my identity clear. Like. My mutuals :) but also. They don’t know I’m astro astronomodome. from tumblr

[6flyingosprey6]

Waitwaitwait

ElQuackity clearly has some sort of role in the Federation right?

So why the fuck is he trying to kill the eggs?

Now don’t get me wrong, I know what he said, but isn’t killing the eggs directly going against the federation?

I could be wrong, but from what I’ve seen, the federation has always wanted the parents to care for the eggs, to look after them, and to keep them alive.

They brought back Juanaflipa and (this next part might be me looking too far into shit) they’ve occasionally given back lives to eggs who have had ‘unfair’ deaths.

Idk I could be missing something huge

[starpaw0007]

I went into this game knowing I shouldn’t expect anything like Invader Zim, but everywhere I look I’m reminded of just how well Invader Zim succeeded in every aspect when it came to creating a like-able villain main character. A villain the audience can cheer for. But in Destroy All Humans… I can’t see a reason to root for Crypto.

I think maybe it’s because ZIM is sort of an underdog who struggles to fit in even among his own kind, which a lot of people can relate to. And while ZIM and Crypto are very similar characters with similar morals, ZIM’s desires are far more fleshed out. ZIM wants to be the greatest Invader ever- simple goal. But there is an underlying motivation behind this goal: ZIM wants to be the greatest invader because he seeks validation. Zim’s innate desire to be praised, to be seen as worthy, is the driving force behind his actions. And fundamentally, that is a desire anyone who watches the show can relate to.

On the other hand, Crypto suffers from what I like to call the “asshole for the sake of being an asshole” trope.

Which works for an edgy early 2000s game. Crypto doesn’t really need any redeeming qualities: that’s not really what this game is about. In fact, Destroy All Humans is kind of the opposite of that. But I still find myself personally disinterested in Crypto as a main character. I have no personal investment in his mission. Maybe it’s because I don’t know Crypto’s desire. I know his mission: uncover the conspiracy of the Majestic, destroy all humans. But I can’t really understand it. And I guess that just comes from me being too human. I can’t find anything human within Crypto, and maybe that’s what makes it hard for me to root for him.

I do think a fair bit of driving force behind his actions could be to avenge his fallen clone-brother, but I’m not sure. If so, I suppose that’s a pretty understandable desire.

[possuminabathtub]

I don’t know how to smile.

Not properly at least. I always smile too wide, show too many teeth, my eyes close too much and my cheeks crease and wrinkle. A big smile means joy, right? Until it turns garish

Imagine being told that, Imagine knowing that you can’t smile properly, because you hold too much joy, too much excitement, showing too many teeth and too much too much too much, always just a little bit too much

But nobody will teach you how to smile

[adhdandcomics]

perhaps the most important question i’ve ever asked:

does anyone have tips for people trying to stop being chronically late to everything in the world that aren’t weirdly judgmental and aggressive or flat out lies

[toovaeloe]

Gojo would fuck you completely boneless with you folded like he’s trying some kind of human origami technique

and then not even a full minute after completely blowing both your brains clear out your heads, while hes lowering your legs down from where your knees practically touch either side of your head,

he’d do some goofy dorky shit like grabbing the undersides of both your calves near your ankles to move them back and forth with some “doo, doo, doo,” sound effect like machine control levers. because this mf cannot be serious to save his life

(kick him)

[angelanderson]

abby anderson x reader first time mini fic

cw: literally just soft abby <3 first time with abby’s strap :)

the first time abby ever used her strap on you is something that stays in both of your minds. especially at night with your hands down your pants. it was just that mind blowing. you thought you met god, abby thought she was god.

both of you had been too nervous to bring it up originally. abby felt too nervous about it— she was worried it’d be too much too soon for you. you felt too shy— you didn’t want to scare away your freshly official relationship. it was only after after a few glasses of wine did you bring it up to abby. you thought she’d forgotten after that night… but you were so, so wrong.

abby decided to bring it out exactly two weeks later. she spent extra time working her fingers in and out of you; multiple orgasms came your way. she could tell you wanted something more due to your constant pleas of wanting something unnamed. with a quick peck to the lips after your second orgasm, abby wordlessly walked over to her closet, ignoring your confused whines.

you could’ve sworn your eyes popped out of your head the second you saw what was now hanging around her hips as she stalked back over to you. a very visible smirk formed as she saw your pupils blow out with lust. so, yeah, she definitely thought you were ready now.

“lay back for me. gonna give you my cock now. my baby wants it, huh? can see how desperate you are,” is the only thing she said before joining you on the bed again.

“y-yeah. ‘m ready,” spilled out of your puffy red lips as your body hit those satin sheets once again.

and with that, she had your legs open, making your back arch up a bit. you watched her face grow softer as she speaks to you, “deep breath, okay? gonna make you feel so good. you let me know if it hurts too much, got it?”

your nod wasn’t enough for her. “no, baby. need to hear you say it.”

“fuck. yes! swear i’m ready abs,” you instantly agreed. you couldn’t have been more ready, horny, or desperate for it.

she kisses your head again, her silent way of giving you comfort before she experimentally rubs the tip of her strap up and down your slit. she watched you grow wetter again— she knew you were ready for her to fuck you.

the purple silicon starts to slowly fill you up. she starts with the head, letting you adjust slowly. your girlfriend goes inch by inch until she’s bottomed out into you. she lets you adjust to the feeling of being filled by her. you eventually nod, giving her permission to move.

“gonna fuck you now. being such a good girl for me.” it’s the only thing abby says before she slowly thrusts in and out of you.

as her pace picks up, so do your moans. the way you moan her name is making her feel like she can feel how tight you are. like she could cum just from this. you both wonder why you didn’t do this sooner.

abby cursed under her breath as she watched you practically throw yourself into a rhythm, making her pick up the pace. each thrust had you both feeling some type of way. you could see abby’s slick through her now ruined boxers. the views you both had feel pornographic. your legs around abby’s shoulders, abby’s braid becoming undone, the loud moaning— everything felt euphoric.

faster and faster, abby slammed into you. her pace now felt bruising. chasing your orgasm is the only thing on your mind right now. nothing has ever compared to the way you feel right now. could you make it last forever? you sure hoped so.

abby was the first to reach her orgasm. you watched her ride out her orgasm as she grinds her clit against the harness with each thrust into you. her undone braid, flushed cheeks, and moans started to push you over the edge. your orgasm followed soon after hers— it’s everything you wanted and more.

both of your bodies practically collapsed onto the bed the second your highs are over. yeah, you decided you want this to to happen again and again and again. you’re sure abby feels the same way based on how she was staring at you. who knew seven inches of plastic could bring such an addicting orgasm.

[dotcircledot]

something something sleeping on each other something

[secretmellowblog]

For me the ‘canon homoerotic subtext’ between brick!Valjean and Javert is really more about the parallels between Javert and Eponine, who are explicitly set up as character foils.

Brick!Javert isn’t obsessed with Valjean like he is in adaptations. He’s not psychosexually obsessed with hunting him down; he really doesn’t seem to think of him as being any different than any other criminal—- he doesn’t think about Jean Valjean much at all until after Jean Valjean saves his life.

But after the barricades, Javert’s sudden weird desperate emotions about Jean Valjean are like a twisted mirror of his character foil Eponine’s weird desperate emotions for Marius.

Some guy takes pity on them, and extends them a bit of basic impersonal kindness— and they react by descending into this violently self-destructive suicidal admiration built on self-loathing. They’re both described as making themselves the “dogs” of Marius/Valjean, the dogs of people who barely remember they exist.

And anyway! I think there is potential to explore things there in analysis and fanfiction

[frascospecimen]

furries are fucking awesome man reblog this post if you think furries are awesome

[myokk]

fast sketch for today💓💓

[the-far-bright-center]

The weird feeling of being a longtime fan and realising that my own views of Anakin and Padme don’t seem to align with hardly anyone else’s these days… not even the current pro-Anidala side of tumblr fandom.

[that-ghosts-art]

Happy Birth to my fav twins :D

Edit: Added an image description curtsy of @anistarrose with some slight edits :3

[halastar05]

Just had a little late night thought (a bit because of a convo me and my friend had the other day)…

So if you didn’t know, I love Metadede. However I never really shipped their mirror world counterparts (mostly because I ship DMK with Daroach).

But then I had a thought…

What about one-sided Mirror MetaDede?

*drops mic*

[zeb-z]

I’ve made a billion fucking drafts and can’t find the words to talk about cellbit and bagi from today. how the fuck do you explain the intricacies between a brother who has lived a life that has sharpened him to cut what he touches, and a sister who had to live with his absence? a man who has to see the childhood he never got to have whenever he looks at the woman he now knows is his twin? said twin who cannot understand why her brother would be anything but glad they are reunited? how do you get across that tangled mess of emotions cellbit had to get him to burn his old pet worm? the paradox of longing for what could have been while desperate to get rid of any reminder, with a healthy dose of paranoia that anything could be a federation bug. or the pure devotion bagi has to decide to stick with her brother even though he is not close to the same as he was when he went missing? the unfairness of it all, of cellbit being taken and made into a killer before he turned 14, of bagi looking for him at the detriment of her own safety and self, of ripped up childhoods and everything that could have been? the fact that the first thing cellbit asks is what he could have done to deserve it? the disgust he holds for himself for what he’s done, and the anger he has for the federation that’s taken everything from him, and the resentment he has towards bagi no matter how unfair it is because she never had to go through what he did? how after bagi swore to help him burn the federation down, cellbit went to bad instead, because bad was there and fought alongside him, and he trusts bad because he’s seen him at his worst, and all he feels like doing is his worst right now? the two of them so similar still because they’re consumed by their need for revenge, while bagi just wants to leave the island? how the fuck can you summarize all this and the emotions that accompany it?

[pissfizz]

Maybe I need to reread the stories with him in it but I genuinely don’t understand why souma can’t sing anymore like. Did he sustain lung damage or smth?? I am like 90% sure nothing like that has been mentioned at least in any detail. Cuz I get it if he can’t perform quite yet cuz he doesn’t have the stamina/strength but they’re acting like it’s a never again thing or is it just them being abelist cuz he can’t walk and that means he will never be able to go up and sing again and is incapable of getting the crowd going. Cuz genuinely I don’t know how losing your ability to walk from a car accident can make you unable to sing or make you any less of a quality performer.