#idk is this funny

[whimsicallesbian]

They call me lettuce the way I be a sub topping

[internet-league-blaseball]

milgram fandom pick your poison

[awakefor48hours]

Hey, anon, I’ve already answered that question 2 years ago in an untagged post that got 10 notes. So maybe you should try to do research before you try to come at me 😌💅

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[factavius]

If you're reading this, you're on Tumblr!

[substitious-bastard]

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well

[tigerlily-cove]

This is how my brain works constantly-

Credit To: GrantBeans on TikTok!

[mudanonaito]

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[detectivehole]

this is what i sent

this is what i got

[spacetravels]

today at work i got hit with a plane

[ver0nica985]

did this happen???????????

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[daydreamerwonderkid]

So happy to be done with another ye olde af WIP.

Meme reference under cut

[prodigal-sunlight]

I know the popular theory is that Caine’s line about struggling to keep track of who’s real and who’s an NPC is foreshadowing that one of the cast is secretly an NPC

But consider the alternative