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purplesurveys · 3 years ago

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survey by lets-make-surveys

1 - When was the last time you were at the beach? What did you do there? 2019. It was a daytrip with a few friends, and for the most part we had just sat by the sand and then taken dips in the water whenever we felt like it. We went when there was supposed to be a typhoon entering the city so the resort was literally empty. Anyway, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing that would’ve been such a fun and wholesome memory in my head if not for the fact that my ex tagged along for that trip.

2 - When was the last time you updated your profile picture somewhere? What is your current photo of? A week or so ago, I think? I had had a few drinks and tipsy-me changed my profile photo to something goofy; by the time I woke up the next day I just changed it right back to the profile picture I had before the change.

3 - Who was the last person you spoke to online? How do you know this person? Someone from HR since I did a minor booboo on the website where we have to clock in and out, and I was asking how I could help fix it.

4 - When was the last time you got a blister on your foot? A fewwww months ago, I wanna say? I remember struggling when I recently bought a pair of adidas sneakers.

5 - What was the last reason for taking painkillers? Did they work to make you feel better? I only ever take painkillers for my headaches. Yeah, they always work.

6 - Which do you prefer - Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr or TikTok? Ooh idk. I enjoy each of them for different reasons, but I guess I’ll go with Facebook since I never run out of funny content/memes over there. TikTok I like too but then again all the TikTok clips I run into are on Facebook anyway.

7 - If you drive, how much does it cost for you to fill your car up? If we’re going from a nearly-empty tank, I think it takes roughly around P1500 to fill it up, or roughly $30.

8 - When was the last time you walked over five miles in one day? Maybe last July when I went to the mall with friends. I remember doing quite a lot of walking that day and I’m sure the total distance was more than five miles.

9 - What's your favourite brand of ice-cream and which flavour from that brand do you like best? I don’t really like ice cream, but I guess the yummiest I’ve had are Aice’s coffee ice cream and Ben & Jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough.

10 - Are you a fan of scented candles? If so, what kind of scents do you like the most? I am a fan, but it’s not something I’m obsessed with enough to buy for myself. I’ve gotten scented candles as gifts and I can live off of those alone, lol. As for scents, I like ocean-y or sweet ones, like cinnamon.

11 - What did you order the last time you went out for a meal? The last time I went out for a meal...I think that was Taco Bell. I got one of their burritos and some deep-fried side, but I don’t remember which one it was. But right now I literally also just placed an order from KFC; I got a Double Down (FINALLY), and two orders of Fun Shots – one for me and another for the delivery guy as a way to thank him for taking my order at midnight.

12 - Who was the last person to visit your house? What were they there for? Ooh we haven’t received visitors in a while. I wanna say the last guests were still Angela and Hans, from the time we watched Sowoozoo together.

13 - If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would it be and why? I’d fix my teeth so I can finally feel entirely confident when smiling.

14 - How many miles/km's do you drive/walk on an average day? LOL like 0.5. I’m always at home.

15 - What's more annoying, a stone in your shoe or an eyelash in your eye? STONE IN SHOE. It hurts like hell and I have to stop whatever I’m doing to get it out, too.

16 - Do you get your groceries delivered or do you prefer to go the store yourself to pick them? I don’t do the family’s groceries but when I’m craving a snack or need toiletries for myself or whatever, I order online.

17 - How many surveys would you say you take a week, on average? Probably like 5 or 6. I only ever get to take them during the weekends now, but occasionally I’ll get to sneak in one or two in the middle of the week.

18 - What percentage is your phone battery on right now? 76%.

19 - What have you had to eat/drink so far today? Are you planning to have anything else before you go to bed? I had chicken fillet with rice for dinner, andddd that’s all I had for today haha. Right now I’m just waiting for my order to arrive. I do feel bad for giving into a craving but I’m trying to justify it by saying, 1) I literally sponsored three birthdays in the last two weeks, 2) this work week had been particularly been brutal, and 3) the Double Down is a limited-time offer thing so best to get it before it randomly disappears again for the next like three years.

20 - Have you ever donated to anyone's GoFundMe before? I don’t think so, no. But I’ve shared links.

21 - Have you ever won money on a scratch-card or lottery ticket? What did you spend it on? Nope.

22 - What was the last reason for you to leave your house? I went to Angela’s house for her birthday last Wednesday.

23 - Assuming you had all the money, space and knowledge necessary, what animal(s) would you love to keep as a pet? I’d still choose a dog.

24 - How many times a week do you get takeaway food/drink? I try not to make it into a habit. I get food delivery probably only once or twice a month.

25 - Are there any pets in the room you're in right now? What are they doing? Nope. Both dogs are downstairs.

26 - What was the last thing you took a photo off? Did you upload it onto social media anywhere? Yeah, Anj gave me Taehyung’s Persona postcard. Funny story about that; she had kept pushing it onto me but I vehemently refused because it’s her merch, until she finally said, “it’s fake, just take it” for me to take the bait. A day later she messaged me saying, “by the way the postcard’s an original” :------) Anyway after that I took a photo and uploaded it so I can thank her.

27 - How long have you know the friend you've known the longest? It’s 16 years this year.

28 - Have you ever had a job where you had to wear a uniform? No. We have a dress code, but no uniform.

29 - What time do you tend to get up/go to bed on a weekday? 8:30 AM/1 or 2 AM.

30 - What's your soda/soft drink of choice? I don’t like soda and I try to remain un-into it, but I tried Pepsi a few months ago and actually liked it, so I guess we can go with that.

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ghostofvixx · 5 years ago

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Coffee dates |MKL|

When you get stood up but some random classmate is right there to see you embarrass yourself.

Requested by @sweetie-yoongi7: Hi can I request a mark lee imagine where you’re both at a restaurant and you’re there to meet a date but you get stood up and he notices and decides he’s not gonna let you be alone :3 and fluff :3

Words: 2.4k

Genre: fluff

Warning: op idk if this is what you were looking for but I looove writing about Mark and,,, things got carried away lmaoo. Let’s say that y/n gets stood up not once but twice to make it more interesting jsj

You take another sip of your coffee and look at your phone once again. What is taking him so long? Your drink is getting cold after waiting for an hour straight and you start to think that he’s actually not going to appear. He won’t pick up your phone calls and he’s not answering your messages either.

“Is he going to make me wait for much longer?” You think to yourself.

Then, it hits you. Of course that Xiao, the cutest, funniest, and nicest boy ever is standing you out, he’s not appearing right now, and he won’t appear. It is a shocking moment, and you don’t know what to do apart from calling your best friend to ask for a second opinion, even if you know her answer.

“How’s your date going?” She asks in a flirty voice.

“I’ve been waiting for him for at least an hour.” You explain, louder than what you were expecting. “Please, don’t tell me that Xiao has stood me up.”

Your look around. You weren’t expecting to speak as loud, but you can’t believe your one year crush isn’t going to appear to your date, you are so disappointed. The icing of the cake is when you realize that Mark Lee, a boy that is on Xiao’s group of friends, is looking at you discreetly from the counter.

“An hour?”

“An hour.”

“And he won’t appear?”

“He won’t.”

“What an asshole!” Your friend shouts.

“I can’t believe I’ve been waiting so long for this. I’ve been crushing on him for a whole year! What do I do now?” Your friend sighs.

“Leave it all to me. I’ll find you a date one of these days.” You don’t trust her, not even a bit, but at least she’s trying to help.

“Fine, I’ll leave it all to you, I’ll talk to you later okay?” You try not to sound sad, but your friend knows you way too well.

“I’ll go to your house with ice cream and stuff okay?” She asks in a sweet voice. “Let’s talk later y/n!”

You feel some people talking behind your back. It’s Mark and the bartender, who seems familiar to you too, so you decide to shut up, pick up your things and leave with the little dignity you have left. However, before you’re even able to grab your bag and your headphones, someone is sitting in front of you.

You raise your sight to find no other than Mark Lee. You can feel your cheeks burning, he must have heard everything, after all, he wasn’t far away from you.

“Can I help you?” You decide to take the initiative.

“I was just casually here since my friend works here and I happened to listen to your conversation.”

“Oh, great.” You feel like crying now, can you be more embarrassed? “Well now go ahead and tell Xiao, the situation can’t be worse, maybe he’s laughing at me right now.”

You know that you shouldn’t be telling this to Mark, he’s Xiao’s friend! You see that little smirk? He’s probably laughing at you too!

“That’s why I’ve decided to talk to you.” You look at him, angry but curious at the same time. What on earth do you have to do with Mark Lee? He’s your classmate, Xiao’s friend, that’s it. “Well he— I know he looks like a very outgoing and flirty person, but he actually has a lot of trouble when it comes to dates.”

“Oh really?” You don’t believe a single word.

“Yes! He’s not very good with girls, I’m surprised he even accepted I mean, have you seen him dating anyone at this point?” You then take a look mentally at Xiao’s historial with dates… None… Absolutely none, he hasn’t dated anyone since you know him. To Mark, you must look astonished and confused, because he immediately adds something else to break the silence. “I’m sorry you have to go through this, I’m not telling you to keep trying but it’s just that he’s going through a tough time. I’m really sorry, I’m sure he’s feeling sorry too.”

“Ah no I- I should have realized sooner.” You say, even if you don’t know how on earth you realize about something like that. “I guess I’ll really get going now, uhm, thank you for telling me?”

“Oh! No problem, I had to wash my friend’s name… I guess.” You turn around and leave the restaurant you were at, thinking how awkward your first encounter with Mark Lee, that shy cute boy in Xiao’s group, has been. Then, you hear your name being called.

“Let me invite you to a coffee.”

“Oh Mark that’s very nice of you but I have to get going and I don’t want to bother you.”

“Don’t worry Y/n, is fine. I was craving for coffee and I think you need a hot one too, the other one got cold, right? We can have it while I accompany you home? What do you think?”

You smile, finally not awkwardly, Mark is a very sweet boy, a walk and coffee with him won’t hurt you, right? Maybe he can tell you something else about Xiao on the way too.

“Okay, sounds cool.”

And that’s the reason why you end up with Mark’s phone number on your phone (“Just in case you need it sometime”) and the feeling of having met a nice person, classmate, and now friend at the end of such a horrible situation.

However, that doesn’t stop you from crying your heart out once you’re on your own, because even if Mark has given you a version of what happened, you know that Xiao’s just not interested in you, and you’ve spent a year and an intense week thinking how it would be to ask him out only for him to turn you down.

***

It would be an exaggeration to say that now Mark and you are the closest. Yes, you talk a lot sometimes, in that little walk to your house you’ve discovered that you have a lot in common thanks to his attempts to distract you from what happened weeks ago, so now overall music and college are your only topics, but it’s just that.

You still see him as a schoolmate, a very cute one though. You had never noticed Mark, maybe your crush on his friend was the one thing that had your mind occupied, maybe you just never paid attention to his not talkative personality. But now that you get to know him just a little you realize just how wrong you were.

Xiao’s Mark (1)

Yoo have you heard Drake’s hotline bling?

To: Xiao’s Mark

Mark,,, is 2019,,, u ok mate?

Xiao’s Mark (3)

Lmaoo I can’t have an excuse to talk to you now?

:((

Pls like me.

You laugh out loud, Mark is always joking about these things and maybe you do like the fact that someone is giving you that type of attention. It feels nice even though you know he’s not even interested.

Suddenly, a call from your friend distracts you from your previous conversation.

“Y/n, have you heard about Xiao lately?”

“Not really, why?” You fear your friend’s answer.

“Haechan has just told me he’s dating someone now, some of our classmates have seen them walking around holding hands. I felt it was my thing to tell you.”

You feel your heart stops and you begin to sweat. Xiao dating a girl? How? When? Wasn’t he horrible at dates and girls?

“Thank you.” You feel you’re losing your voice, and your first reaction when you hang up your friend’s call is to send Mark a message.

To: Xiao’s Mark

Wasn’t Xiao like awful with girls and dating?

Xiao’s Mark (5)

He was I promise!

I’m his friend but idk what has happened.

Suddenly he’s dating? Yesterday he couldn’t even talk to the cashier.

Suspicious.

How are you?

You blush when you realize that Mark is worried about you and making the situation seem pointless. He is making you feel at least a tiny little bit better.

To: Xiao’s Mark

I’m cool don’t worry.

You, in fact, feel a bit hurt, but you’re obviously not going to tell him. You haven’t completely moved on, but you’re sure that you didn’t like Xiao, you just had a crush on him, so holding onto the possibility of ever dating him was more exciting than the fact of dating him itself. Now that you know he definitely won’t date you or even talk to you to apologize about standing you up, there’s only disappointment left.

Xiao’s Mark (3)

Okay, we’re not friends and stuff but.

Xiao has been a bit weird lately and I don’t know what’s going on in his life.

If you ever want to talk about it here I am, I promise I won’t tell.

You reply a simple thank you with a smiling emoji. Even if you won’t tell Mark your deepest concerns, you know he always acts genuinely and with the purest intentions, so you may actually talk to him more, after all, he’s a nice guy, right?

He deserves to be known for Mark Lee, not Xiao’s Mark after all, so it’s time to erase Xiao’s name from another person’s name.

Your phone beeps one more time, you unlock it right away, thinking it may be Mark talking about another topic of his, but your smile fades when you see a very weird text from your best friend.

Loser💜 (2)

K I’m not leaving you like this.

Get ready one of these days I’ll make you go on a blind date, okay?

You roll your eyes, you don’t know what your friend is planning or what she thinks you’re going through, but she definitely doesn’t expect you to be fine since she wants you to take part in another crazy plan of hers and make you go on a blind date.

The truth is that you don’t really need it, you’ll never go on one of those dates.

***

A couple of months later, you find yourself sitting in the same restaurant you were supposed to meet Xiao that time. You’re looking at the clock in your mobile phone and tapping the table with your fingers as you wait impatiently.

However, this time is different, first because you’re not even a tiny little bit interested in the person you’re meeting -yes, you’ve ended up going to a blind date your friend organized you-, and second, because the person you have a deep crush in isn’t the one you’re meeting.

Morcus(2)

Have fun on your date!

I’m jealous, I should be there with you instead.

It really hurts you every time you read these types of messages, mainly because Mark has always been like that to you, flirty but always joking, but your feelings for him have changed. Oh, how they’ve changed.

To: Marcus

Dw boi, we can get some ice cream soon.

Marcus(1)

Soon as in when?

To: Marcus

Soon?

I’ll tell you later okay?

Marcus (3)

Okie!

I’ll look forward to it, you know it right?

I want to see you already.

You blush in a few seconds, just how you’ve been doing ever since you’ve realized your feelings for him.

Again, an hour goes by and you still don’t have news about the guy. You can already see your friend’s face when you tell her, but the first thing you do is calling Mark to finally spend some time with the one you want to spend some time with.

“Where are you?” You ask when he picks up.

“Why are you calling so soon?” He asks.

“I’ve been stood up, again.”

“Oh, I’m sorry.” But, unlike when it happened with Xiao, he didn’t seem to be sad about it at all. “Should we get ice cream first?”

“Of course!” You know you’ve sounded way too excited, but the thought of seeing Mark just makes you react like that. You really have a huge crush on that boy. “Where are you?” You ask again.

“Why don’t you turn around and find out?” Suddenly, his voice sounds much closer to you, and when you turn around he’s standing right there.

“What are you doing here?”

“Lucas works here.” You open your eyes wide and he laughs. “I’ve been watching you for like an hour, waiting for that ass to appear, but as he didn’t I’ve decided to show myself.”

“Oh.” How haven’t you realized? You hear your name being called behind the counter and you see Lucas waving excitedly. You wave back, ashamed, and hit Mark.

That’s why his face looked familiar all this time.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were here? I’m so ashamed!”

“I didn’t know you were here! And I didn’t want to react to save you right on time.“ Your heart skips a beat, as usual, at his honesty. He may be very awkward sometimes, and he’s also very careful with words, but with you, he’s never given a second thought to his pick up lines, did he really mean them? Were they genuine? Are you overthinking?

“You’ve saved me on time, again.”

“You’re welcome y/n.” Ah, how he makes you feel.

You walk around a bit, he’s trying to be super funny to distract you, but you don’t know what is he distracting you from, you’re not even a bit bothered by the fact you’ve been stood out again.

“If I had a crush on nice people this wouldn’t happen.” You comment when he brings up the topic by accident.

“Oh well I know a nice guy, one day I’ll introduce him to you.” It’s like a bucket of cold water. He really won’t take a hint right?

“Okay.” You mutter.

The conversation keeps going and you change the topic, but he won’t let go easily.

“You’ve said if you had a crush on nice people that wouldn’t have happened, right?” He asks out of the blue.

“Uhm, yes, why?”

“I’m nice.”

“And’“ Then it’s when it really hits you. “Hold up are you perhaps saying that I should date you?”

“It’s a suggestion, I mean, I’ll gladly do it.”

“Will you? What?” You’re shocked, to say the least.

“Of course, I’ve always only flirted with you.”

“That’s the way you flirt?”

“Why are you asking so many obvious questions?”

“Damn it Mark I’m shocked my crush likes me back, how do you want me to react?” His lips form a smile when he hears the word crush.

“Is that a yes?”

“It’s an I’d love to go with the person I like on a date without being stood up.”

“It’s an obvious yes, then.”

And you hold his hand. You’ve held it a lot of times before, but you feel like everything is different now.

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dark-naruto · 6 years ago

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Hi!! ❤️❤️ I was wondering what your top Naruto fics are?? Doesn’t have to be sns (though that’s the best), I just really crave some fanfic 😭 thank you!!

i’m SO SORRY this took me so long to complete; i know i said it might take a while but i still never meant for it to take THIS long;;; i’ve been really busy lately and when i actually get some free time i just don’t have any mental energy left😫 ANYWAY, this is by no means an exhaustive list of my faves, but my memory’s p terrible, so this is the best i could do😭 I’M SURE there are many excellent fics that i just couldn’t recall on the spot, but I TRIED😣 listed in no particular order:

40m² by winterdesu: rating: mature; words: 11,544; post-war cohabitation; nar & sask emotionally support each other, cook together, and grow a balcony-full of houseplants. a smidgen of angst.

Scores, Settled by hanakage: rated: M; words: 8,908; bartender naruto, ad-exec sasuke. sasuke goes to the bar naruto works at during the world cup to research an ad campaign he’s working on. naruto shares his love of football w him and stuff… idk it’s rly cute i’m bad at summaries just read it lol

Advantage: Us by sirona: rating: Teen And Up Audiences, words: 30,947; tennis au; the boys meet when they’re kids at a tennis camp and then go on to compete against each other at Wimbledon when they’re older! idk if u can tell but i looove sports aus, even though i know NOTHING about any sport lol. there’s a short vignette that follows this fic, Home is where you are, rated Mature.

bleary by upottery: rating: Explicit; words: 2,813; this one’s basically a pwp, but w a looot of emotions and intimacy and j u s t 😌 it’s v soft n good and i love it. ninjaverse!

Spacey ramen and the idiotic two by taeggukswitch (rooxynroll): rating: Teen And Up Audiences; words: 10,950; idiots in spaaaaace! nar is a pilot and sasuke’s a programmer, they meet when they’re paired up for an exploration trip. as one of the author’s tags says, ‘they’re intelligent af but also share one brain cell’ and this is extremely correct. it’s just a v cute and enjoyable read!

prairie town by applecrumbledore: rating: Teen And Up Audiences; words: 8,698; sasuke’s a research scientist who moves to a small town; his car breaks down and he meets hunky local mechanic naruto. i’m sooo bad at summaries lmao, but this is super soft and sweet and i read it whenever i’m feeling down as i consider it to be a p reliable cure for depression!

Realization (In a Drunken Haze) by playitagain: rating: Mature; words: 25,509; major warnings for alcoholism/alcohol abuse, so if that’s something that really bothers you, you should maybe avoid this one! personally, i think this is the most realistic depiction of alcoholism & recovery i’ve ever read in a fanfic- so often, even when it’s pretty clear that one of the characters has a drinking problem, it’s never really addressed, or even if it is, there isn’t a realistic portrayal of the recovery process. like, the character will just fall in love and then miraculously get over their problem and then it’s happily ever after. and while having a caring, supportive partner can be an essential part of recovery, love isn’t a magical cure, yk? ANYWAY, nar’s an english professor working toward his phd, sasuke is a student (not in any of nar’s classes) working on his master’s degree. iirc, sasuke’s age was ever specified, but i don’t THINK it’s implied that there’s any more than a few (maybe 2 or 3?) years difference between them, so no ugly a/ge g//ap business going on here. nar’s in steadfast denial throughout most of the fic that he’s an alcoholic, but with sasuke’s support, he finally starts on the (sometimes bumpy) road to recovery.

What about you? by cambion: rating: Teen And Up Audiences; words: 14,974; nar’s two best friends both come out to him, forcing him to get introspective about the exact nature of his feelings for sasuke. this one’s ninjaverse, with sasuke AND team taka back in konoha, and idk it’s just v gooood…

here comes the sun (and his kid, and a whole lot of love) by moonwatcher: rating: Explicit; words: 34,808; modern, single parent au. this one does have past ss and nh, but they’re really almost never mentioned so even if that’s typically a disqualifier for you, you still might enjoy this one. sas n nar meet at a pta meeting at their kids’ school, where nar is also a teacher. there are a looot of cute sasuke & sarada moments in this, some cute nar & boruto moments as well (no himawari in this fic tho; both guys each have only one kid), and some gooood mutual pining. it’s just really sweet and cute and i liked it a lot!!

Tough Love by Rasengan22: rated T; words: 5,729; this one’s p angsty compared to most of the other recs on this list; sasuke’s suffering from PTSD and depression following a car accident, and he’s isolating himself and having difficulty leaving his house as a result. he’s successfully managed to push most of his friends away, however naruto proves to be incredibly persistent and won’t give up trying to help him. as someone who is struggling with a lot of the same issues that sasuke is, this one hit home really hard for me. i just WISH i had a naruto who refused to give up on me;;;;

Change by stammi_vicinora: rating: mature; words: 18,378; naruto convinces sasuke to take an unprecedented day off from work, and sasuke uses his free day learning to relax and unwind a bit w his bf. this one’s just really fluffy and sweet!!!

All things of dearest value hang on slender strings by sirona: rating: Mature; words: 15,713; hokage naruto and anbu captain sasuke. during a particularly hot summer in konoha, naruto plans a beach festival for all the villagers. this one’s really fun and cute, and it may already be on virtually every fic rec list ever made, but it’s one of my faves so i still have to include it!!

Love Is Blind by OfFansAndFlames: rating: Teen And Up Audiences; words: 992; after an accident causes him to lose his vision, sasuke plays it pretty safe for the first couple of years, until naruto convinces him to put his trust in him and take a risk: by going for a ride with him on the back of his motorcycle. this one’s short & sweet, and i just loooove the element of taking a leap of faith with someone you feel safe & comfortable with to do something that’s seemed impossible to you for so long. it reminds me that with the right support, you can do things that have seemed beyond your capabilities and find a new appreciation for life! ❤

the hard-knock life of a walmart cashier by geminiuchiha: rating: General Audiences; words: 26,650; nart & sask are college students and co-workers at walmart in this one, and it’s just!! rly funny and cute!!! i know i’ve described p much every fic so far as cute sdjslfjdssd but that’s my favorite kind of fic, so !!! mutual pining ftw!!

Mirai Kissaten by fourangers: rating: General Audiences; words: 3,586; despite the fact that he doesn’t really like coffee, sasuke ended up becoming a regular at a coffee shop near his work. it might have something to do with the cute owner that always serves him when he stops by every evening on his way home. this is a really cute coffee shop au, super fluffy and sweet!

and, last but not least! 3 of my faves by kinomiakai:

A Night of Poor Choices by KinomiAkai: rating: Explicit; words: 13,134; sasuke is convinced by his friends to go out to a bar with them to celebrate hitting an important financial milestone in a video game they’re developing. since the bar scene really wasn’t for him, he found himself wandering outside the club, where he meets a very cute dog leashed to a parking meter. a few minutes later, he meets the dog’s very cute owner… this one is just extremely cute!!! kurama’s an adorable stinker who’s far too smart for his own good n___n

Rebuilding by KinomiAkai: rating: Explicit; words: 25,705; this one is ninjaverse, post-war, and i mean, it’s p much essential reading imo!! reading it was extremely healing for me, so if u (somehow) haven’t read it yet, i really can’t recommend it enough!! so so sooo good!!!!!

Enter Naruto by KinomiAkai: rating: Explicit; words: 112,230; sasuke and naruto are both college students in this, with sas studying creative writing and nar studying psychology. sasuke takes his professor’s advice and goes to a cafe looking for inspiration, where he ends up meeting naruto! this is another all-time fave!! i save re-reads for when i’m really depressed, bc it always makes me feel better;; it’s just… r e a l l y sweet and good 😌💗

#anonymous #ask #sasunaru #narusasu #sns #fic #fic rec #long post #this turned out to be longer than i expected lol #but it still feels like it's just a fraction of my faves!!#i tried to rec some fics that aren't already on p much every rec list that's ever been made #so i left a lot of the classics off this list #i still love 'em but i assume that they're already pretty well-known!#some of these r p old and some are r rly cute fics that i just read recently #ohh and these r all sns btw; thats p much all i read!#mystuff

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spissues · 5 years ago

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Week1

GW:57.0kg

day1

CW: 57.7 kg

Waist: 26in

Thigh: 24in

Wrist: 6in

(guess i was bloated b4(60.3kg))

Breakfast: 40g water oatmeal

Lunch: lettuce, cucumber, bell pepper, chicken 50g

Dinner: 1 slice of bread with 2 eggs, + lettuce and cucumber

Snack: 4 almonds

In addition: water, coffee , tea

After day 1 i was so hungry I couldn’t sleep, therefore i had the almonds. Not sure if I should make adjustments or try to shrink my stomach

day2

CW: 58.6kg

Not sure why my weight has gone up this much.. I was working all day yesterday and didn’t have time to exercise. I’m assuming it’s water weight or I’m constipated so I try not to worry about it! The most important thing is to keep going... In truth I should plan eating less this day, as I’m joining a birthday party tomorrow, but I would like to be able to sleep.

Breakfast: <40g oatmeal

Lunch: 1.5 slices of bread, scrambled eggs (2??), with crispy lettuce, 2 slices of bacon and 20g(?) philadelphia cream cheese

Dinner: 300mL soup, 1 apple(170g) + 5g peanut butter

Snack: 3 small bites of cake.. 200kcal?

In addition: water, coffee

End of day note: frick!! I couldn’t help myself from cake at work today, but I hope I managed to keep 1200kcal... I think I should punish myself tomorrow somehow, but I’m not sure how. It’s important I don’t give up now. I ate this much dinner so I’ll be able to sleep without waking up from hunger and binge or smth... Been thinking I should find a model around my height I can look up to, and work towards.

day3

CW: 57.7kg

I know I will probably have to eat something before I sleep so I’m able to... Instead of lunch I will go to the gym.

Breakfast: 40g oatmeal

Lunch: Smoothie ice cream + sugar free soda = 78kcal

Dinner: probz 600kcal of what’s served at the birthday party (scrambled eggs, 1 piece of bread, small piece of salmon and turkey, ice berg lettuce)+ 3 pieces of cake!!!

In addition: water, coffee, 0kcal energy booster

End of day note: So... Birthday party was pretty late so I didn’t have to worry about having to snack before sleep. It wouldn’t have mattered anyway because I had way too much dinner and dessert! At first I was planning on a very light dinner + 1 piece of something sweet, cakee, so noone would suspect anything, and maybe not finish it. I think I went so hungry shopping today, I barely had energy to move and so my body was really craving sugar and carbs by the end of the night. I wasn’t able to workout. HOWEVER. I will not quit. I can still do this. This is my 3-day-curse where I binge and quit. I will not quit. I will keep going and in the end I will see results. Tomorrow, I’ll have my regular breakfast, skip lunch for gym and light dinner and snack... I will just get back on track like regular. It will be okay. (Although it sucks cuz today I could actually see my pants had been getting looser!!!)

day4

CW: 57.8 kg

Aaaa I didn’t gain too much from my binge yet!! I’m going to the gym today and I hope all those calories will go in to preserving my muscles... Still so hungry now I’ve woken up tho?? I’m determined to follow my plan!! I will not quit, school starts in 2 weeks, and I’m leaving for uni in a year. I can keep this going! I will make my end of week goal.

Breakfast: 40g oatmeal

Lunch: =Half a pack cup noodles + 70g veggies mix

Dinner: 1 slice of bread with 1 egg, ice berg lettuce, cucumber + pepsi max

In addition: water, coffee, tea,

End of day note: I didnt really think i ate that much but looking back it’s kind of hard to tell. I was really hungry before lunch, but before dinner I was both hungry & full? maybe full on water? I was feeling sort of sick and didn’t want to eat but I needed my mom to see me eat a meal today, she’s acting suspicious. I assume I’ll gain my weight from yesterday tomorrow, especially since I can’t find my gym card and can’t go to the gym and only walked a lil less than 7k steps today. But as long as I stay on track I still have hope to hit my week goal by the end of the week!

day5

CW: 58.0 kg

As expected I did gain a lil bit of weight, even though I followed my plan yesterday. I’m hoping it’s water weight, and will still follow my plan today for results!

Breakfast: Oatmeal 40g w water

Lunch: 1 slice of bread, scrambled eggs (2?) , 2slices of bacon, 10g cream cheese

Dinner: 1 large slice of pizza w 1tbsp dressing

Snacks: 1 small piece of cake(but spit out and not swallowed) , 500mL sugar free soda= 10kcal, cheese from pizza buns 20g? + 5 pieces of chips

In addition: water, coffee, tea

End of day note: Aaaaa.binge.sadz. totally exceeded 1200kcals.gots to keep going, but what makes things worse is that i’m at my dads now and don’t have a scale... I won’t be able to weigh myself until wednesday :’( Don’t know how i’ll keep my motivation up then... I will try my best! If i just keep going I’ll be able to wear huge sweaters in december...

day6

CW: ???

I’m at my dad’s!!!

Breakfast: Oatmeal 40g w water

Lunch: lettuce, cucumber, bell pepper, chicken 50g

Dinner: 3 small pieces of homemade pizza, small homemade pizza bun

Snack: lil chocolate=150kcal, lil cupcake topping=200kcal, pizza dough + 30?g cheese, 15 chips

In addition: water, coffee, pepsi max

End of day note: :(. cravings. have to learn to fightem. At least I’m at my mom’s now and will be able to weigh myself tomorrow for motivation.

day7

CW:57.9kg

1 week ago I weighed 60.3 kg, so I’ve sort of lost 2.4kg since that. But actually I lost 2.6kg overnight, and even though it was probz water weight or smth, this sort of feels disappointing. At least I’ve sort of maintained that weight, but I find it hard to believe I’ll lose 0.9kg over tomorrow, so I probz won’t reach my goal for the week. Nevertheless, I’ll have to keep trying today, and try to eat less. Today I’ll be superr-aware not to snack in between my meals like I did yesterday, and eat only in the presence of my mom. If my mom wants me to eat but I’m not feeling hungry, I’ll say I’m sick or smth and have smth small instead, we bought 95kcal musli bars yesterday.

Breakfast: 2 small slices home made grain bread + 1 slice gouda + 1 slice brown cheese + 10g butter + 1/4 cup lettuce + 4 slices of cucumber

Lunch: Family dinner, only 1 plate! = 1 hamburger (1 patty, 1bread, 1/2cup lettuce + 4 slices of cucumber) + dessert= 50g mango

Dinner: Chia pudding: 1dL almond milk + 2tbsp chia seeds

Snack: 95kcal muslibar, ‘3-400 kcals of small bites of cake+bread+chips

In addition: water, coffee, pepsi max , tea

End of day note: Well. I was not able to avoid snacking. I think the problem is having nothing to do after eating a meal boosts my cravings. Also I went for a mountain hike after breakfast w my mom today. I didn¨t have any energy and almost cried myself to the top as I didn’t even get motivation on the way. It was awful. I’m disappointed with the week but I guess I’ll see my progress tomorrow. I just have to keep going. I feel really lonely. I don’t have the energy to do anything, but I kind of want to. Idk. I have work tomorrow I guess. I’m going to allow myself a small scoop of ice cream if I crave chocolate when I’m hungry. Hoping I’ll avoid binging. Hope I didn’t gain weight. Hope I¨ll be able to sleep even though I’m hungry.

RESULTS

CW: 57.0kg! (-0.7kg)

Waist: 25.6 in (-0.4)

Thigh: 23 in (-1in) each

Wrist: 6 in

So I just woke up and omg. I really wasn’t sure if I made it! This is just what I needed to keep going. Hopefully I’ll make smarter choices and binge less next week, and get even more results. I’m really happy about my thighs since they are huge and I lost 1 whole inch. I thought they seemed smaller in the mirror but I wasn’t sure- overall I’m really happy I made my first week goal and will continue :)

#not pro only using tags #thinspo #legspo #food log

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cottagecori · 7 years ago

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hey look it's your turn. ALL OF THEM.

I’M ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT THOUGH (under a read more bc it’s loooong)

jasmine; what mythical creature do you wish actually existed?

DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS

lavender; soundcloud or vinyls?

Vinyls!!! I wish I owned some but we don’t have a functional record player in my house (we have a broken one that my dad keeps telling me he’s going to fix but never does which is fine i’m fine)

primrose; what book does everyone right now need to read?

I have two. PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AKA MY FAVORITE BOOK OF ALL TIME and Night by Elie Wiesel because it is just so power and eye-opening

lunar mist; do you like wearing other people’s shirts/jackets?

YES YES YES I AM WEARING MY DAD’S OLD HOODIE RN BECAUSE IT’S SOFT AND GIANT OTHER PEOPLE’S CLOTHES ARE THE BEST. When i have a relationship, I will steal my so’s stuff all the time so yeah

bird of paradise; what was the best thing that happened to you this month?

I started a vlog and it’s actually really nice to do

gardenia; what’s a promise you’ve recently made to yourself?

to stop pretending like i’m okay and admit when i’m hurt

lion’s fairytale; would you rather be the sky, the ocean or the forests?

Oh god oH GOD THAT’S SO HARD

Probably the forest because it can be a million different things. It can be a getaway, a mystery, a familiar place. it embodies the feeling of seeing an old friend after a long time and i love it.

whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

i’ve never kissed anyone so

marmalade skies; do you plan your outfits?

only when i have to be formal the rest of the time that shirt that’s on my floor works great

apricot drift; how do you feel right now?

numb

everlasting daisy; what’s the last dream you remember having?

i was in boston with you, rose, and my irl friends and we had this giant apartment overlooking the commons and i went to college at emerson and it was nice until there was a murder (bc i was watching scream) and i woke up so yeah i have strange dreams

queen’s cup; what are you craving right now?

french toast with strawberries

lavender dream; turn ons/offs?

maybe another time ;)

water lilly; when was the last time you cried? why?

uh Monday. I have intense family problems that i can’t talk to anyone irl about and then my dad got really mad at me.

lily of the valley; did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

no.

winterberry; do you bite or lick your ice cream?

both depending on where it’s from

honey perfume; favorite movie ever?

DO NOT MAKE ME CHOOSE

desert rose; do you like yourself?

does anyone really?

snapdragon; have you ever met or seen in person a celebrity?

I saw Corbyn Besson at my mall once but that’s it

night owl; how many countries have you visited?

I’VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE OF THE US AND IT SUCKS

heliotrope; have you ever been in a castle?

creams and sky; what’s the craziest/bravest thing you’ve done?

asked someone out?

lantana; what’s on your mind right now?

the fact that i overslept for a mock exam so now i’m kinda stressed out about how the actual exam will go

pumpkin patch; what’s your zodiac sign?

gemini!

tulip; name 5 facts about yourself.

i can play 4 instruments and am learning a fifth, i like cats more than most people (depending on the people), i love sour candy, i’m addicted to makeup, and i’m not a huge fan of coffee

daphne; do you believe in karma?

to a certain extent

queen of the meadow; ever been in love?

thought i was, not so sure anymore

wisteria; whom do you admire and why?

my friends. they’ve gone through some tough shit and have come out even stronger.

angel’s face; what was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

too many tamales

remember me; did you make someone laugh today?

i have no clue because it is 11 am

iris; do you believe in ghosts?

yes

lilac; if you could go back in time which time period would you visit?

could i change skin color too, bc otherwise i don’t have a lot of options (probably the 90s)

caramel kisses; would you want to live forever? why/why not?

no, because i feel like if you live forever there is more a chance for you to not live at all (thanks tuck everlasting for the lesson)

primula; what makes you sad?

way too many things

rain lily; was today typical? why/why not?

nope it’s a saturday and i’m emotional

queen anne’s lace; who do you trust the most?

mak, rose, carolyn, linh, my irl friend group, sammie, brenna, caroline

lady’s slipper; what did you have for breakfast today?

dried mago slices (i know i’m sorry, i’m making waffles now)

forget me not; do you have any regrets looking back in your life?

oh god so many

lunaria; what’s your favorite fictional universe?

anywhere with magic and dragons so i can go visit my friends easily

violet; favorite tv show?

The Office

sunflower; share a favorite quote.

I use this one a lot

“Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh, to abandon oneself, to be light” ~Frida Kahlo

snowdrop; what does your ideal day look like?

Walking around the woods, taking cute pictures in fields of flowers, sunny day, starry night, cheesy romcoms played off a projector, good food, better friends

tiger lily; do you have any hobbies?

i write music, it’s hard

peony; share a small random book passage that means something to you.

i can’t think of one off the top of my head unfortunately

tea rose; what’s something you always wanted to do but were too scared?

open mic nights

honeysuckle; do you usually date people your age or older/younger?

older idk why i’ve just always been attracted to older people

sweet pea; who means the world to you? why?

my friends because they’ve stuck by me even though i’m fucked up in my personal life and in my head

love in the mist; best books you’ve ever read?

Pride and Prejudice, Night, Ender’s Game, Fangirl, The House on Mango Street, Harry Potter

foxglove; who is your favorite cartoon character?

Phineas, Ferb, and Perry the Platypus

magnolia; coffee or tea?

tea duh

crown imperial; would you rather be extremely rich or extremely loved?

extremely loved

snowflake; are you a dog or a cat person?

IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION

bell flower; what is your biggest addiction?

listening to sad music when i’m sad

cosmos; do you ever think about the galaxy?

god it’s so fascinating i think about it probably more than i should

moonflower; what’s your favorite color?

yellow/teal

freesia; do you have a good relationship with your parents and siblings? why/why not?

Parents: complicated. Siblings: Fuck Yeah

sundrop; are you a morning or a night person?

Night but i’m trying to trick myself into being a morning person

poppy; have you ever dealt with a mental illness?

still dealing with depression

clover; how would your friends describe you?

loud, annoying, barely funny, takes no shit (i’m paraphrasing of course)

dandelion; do you consider yourself and extrovert or an introvert?

none of the above. i’m a lil bit of both?

lilly; what’s something you love watching/reading but you are too embarrassed to admit you do?

I’m not really embarrassed about the stuff i watch

anemone; describe yourself in 3 words.

Emotional, Wannabe, Broadway?

lotus; best memory as a child?

baking things with my dad while my mom blasted music throughout the house and cleaned

angelonia; what is your eye and hair color?

Brown, Black respectively

dahlia; do you like crystals?

yeah!

buttercup; if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

guns wouldn’t fucking exist

baby’s breath; what’s your hogwarts house?

R A V E N C L A W BITCHES

calendula; biggest pet peeve?

people who think they don’t have to be kind to working people or leave a giant mess for them to clean up because “it’s their job”

blanker flower; would you rather go to a cocktail party with your best friends or stay home and read a book/watch a movie with your pet?

i love my friends but give me a rom com and a cat and i’m set for life

blazing star; share a secret.

you wish ;)

carnation; would you rather live longer or happier?

happier 100%

petunia; who’s story is your biggest inspiration in life? why?

Frida Kahlo. A badass bitch who did so much and never let her injury get the best of her. also Emma Gonzales

bluebell; do you wear glasses?

yuup

nymphea; forest or river?

forest

orchid; do you like exercise?

FUCK NO

pansy; do you like poetry?

i write my own ♥

morning glory; any special talent that you have?

songwriting? singing? playing flute? idk man

i’m so sorry if you actually got this far

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xiudaddyhadmelike · 8 years ago

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Xiumin as your boyfriend

- headcanons that nobody asked for but everyone wants 11/10

The Beginnings:

He strikes me as the type of person to want to have a pretty steady bond with someone before dating them.

You two would likely start out as good if not flirty friends, but after some time he’d give in to his feelings and take you on a date.

It’d be something simple but cute, either Starbucks or a walk in the park and then going to a food-truck. Idk anything he thinks up on the spot that means you’d get to know each other better so probs not a movie.

After dating a while:

Somehow he’d know everything about you, since he’s such a trustworthy person you’d end up telling him new random little things about you most every day.

Speaking of trustworthy, you’d have only one Relationship Groundrule: no getting jealous unless there was something to be jealous about.

Meaning, he wouldn’t care who your friends are, you wouldn’t care who he’s hanging with, neither of you would ever be worried about the other cheating etc.

He’s just such an honest and sincere person I can’t imagine him ever not taking a relationship seriously and fucking behind your back.

For your first anniversary he’d take you somewhere special, maybe even splash out on a weekend away or something romantic.

He’d constantly feel guilty when he has to leave for tour or concerts, even if he would only be gone a couple days.

Even after you reassure him you don’t mind and that you’d soon see each other again, he’d pout and cuddle into you. He misses you and wants to be with you all the time.

This is a good time to mention; he is quite clingy.

Minseok would cherish and crave being with you. He’s not intense to be with like the beagle line thankfully, he’s gentle and relaxing to have around.

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his moments.

Every now and then he has a “mad 5 minutes” and he laughs and teases and pokes you, making a total bellend of himself tbh whilst you try and fail to keep a straight face.

Habits and other shit:

Sounds weird, but he likes to squeeze you.

He’ll just have his hand on your hip or your leg or your butt and squeeze for no reason.

Talks like he’s 87 not 27 when he calls you ‘sweetie’ and ‘love’ all the time.

Usually the first up in the morning, he likes being awake early and just doing little things around the house in the peace when no one’s awake.

Bought a little coffee machine to practise his barista skills on.

Most mornings he cutely shakes you awake and when you go downstairs there’s a cafetiere of coffee waiting.

Unlike a lot of relationships, cleaning and chores are shared 50/50.

It’s well known he likes to be organised so cleaning wouldn’t ever be a big deal or something that you’d ever have to persuade him to do.

More often than not he’s the one nagging you to take the bins out or put your clothes away.

Not to be biased, but seriously kissing Minseok would be actual heaven.

It would range from frequent soft kisses on your lips or cheek, to tiny kisses on your nose, to long, hot makeout sessions.

He’d be a lip biter when things get heated, and a neck biter and a collarbone biter.

Not massive on PDA, just hand holding mainly and sometimes an arm on the small of your back.

Dates:

He’d take you on as many dates as he can since his busy schedule limits his time with you.

Honestly I imagine him taking you anywhere and turning it into a date.

He’d definitely do the traditional fancy dinner date every now and then, and movie dates.

There’d be kinda elaborate dates, like maybe taking a day trip and visiting the beach to watch the sunset and just walk along holding hands and being an adorable couple asdfgh

There’d be intimate dates staying at home, watching TV and ordering takeaway then spending the night wrapped up in the bedsheets hehe.

Sex:

Has a high sex drive.

You acquire one too after a few months of dating him.

It’s about to get NSFW, kids:

Sex most of the time is rough, not really rough, but enough that you’re worn out by the end of it.

He’d top, leaving kisses all over your body. He’d constantly change the pace, going from slow and teasing to suddenly pounding into you.

However when he’s really feelin it, Minseok gets super dominant:

I’m talking spanking, hair pulling, pinning, maybe even light BDSM (he likes his ropes). Shower sex would also be very rough.

Usually always on top but would love having you ride him as he runs his hands along your thighs and up your torso im sweating.

After a while though he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from gripping your body and thrusting up to meet your hips sweating again

Sex can also be very sweet though, he isn’t 100% Christian Grey

When it’s sweet he’d be so gentle, thrusting slowly into you and looking at every feature of your face and every curve of your body.

His moans would differ. E.g. he’s normally on the quieter side with small groans and sharp inhales. But when you’re going down on him or he’s being a little sub to you he’d properly moan, long and sometimes high pitched sounds it’s gonna have ur poosi clenching.

All in all, a relationship with Minseok would be the sweetest thing. He’s a perfectionist and would plan every last detail of your dates; he would none stop try his best for you and support you through thick and thin, with you returning the gesture. While he’s mature, he’s definitely a giant goof and positive to be around. He’s got so much boyfriend material it’s difficult to imagine him being anything other than loving.

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sapphiregoggles22 · 5 years ago

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Dave

What a charismatic, charming, and incredibly handsome man. He knows exactly what to say. He’s straight forward in the most sexy ways. He tells me exactly what he’ll do to me and when. I get hooked. We set up a date and all of a sudden he gets sick and now it’s been a month since we started talking and now the conversation has changed to demanding more pics and videos and less about telling me what I want to hear. He won’t schedule another date with me. He’s too busy. He tells me there’s been girls to wait 2 years for him. I’m not one. I’m not that desparate. I’m in a special season of my life that I just wanna bang out a few guys. I didn’t plan on nor did I even want to prolong this relationship longer than it needed to be. He uses me for attention and likes that I feed his ego. I’m feeling like I’m clogging his inbox and incoming calls. I’d hate to get in his way. I’m obviously not on that VIP list and to be honest I don’t care to be anymore. If he wanted to see me we would have already met. My mind comes up with every excuse in his favor. He’s just really busy. He had 32 messages when he got off of work. He’s grinding and learning how to be a good realtor and balance his personal life with it. But Lauren. Sex takes an hour max. I don’t want to be romanced. I don’t want to be wined and dined. I just want his dick. That’s all I want. I don’t want anything else. He’s sharp in that he’s just so demanding of what he wants from me. But he’s also caring “I completely understand where you’re coming from and I’m so sorry to hear that” “how was your day today?” “Send nudes when you get home so I know you’re safe” he has a heart. He cares at least a little bit. Or maybe he wants me to think that. This man makes me crazy and all I want to do is fuck him but the issue is that he doesn’t have that same desire for me so you need to let him go and let him grow into the person he wants to be. Idk why he’s stringing you along if he says he’s a straight forward person. He’s not. He may want to fuck, but it’s not a priority to him. He seems to be your drug tho. Will you respond to him accordingly if he contacts you? It’s not his style to reach out. He wants to attention to come from you. Let him go babe. You did your motha fuckin best.

Manny

Manny seemed to have fallen head over heels in love with you at first contact. He said he wanted either a Latina girl or an asian girl and here alone am, both. He tells me he’s afraid of falling and I tell him I just want a friend. He seems really dissatisfied with this. But I assure him that I’d still give him intimate time. He’s kind of like “whatever” he sends me voice memos and is probably the sweetest man ever to me. He tells me how beautiful I am. He speaks to me in Spanish and in Tagalog. We agree he’d teach me. He texts me first thing in the morning for a solid week. It’s like I’m the first person he thinks of when he wakes up. It’s nice to think about. I like feeling special like that. I explore the idea of a relationship with him. In my mind only. I tell no one and I dare not tell him. I quickly realize I just really don’t want anyone distracting me from my goals and journey to self love and knowing how much working on a relationship takes turns me off from a relationship not only with just him, but with anyone. “We’ll see where it goes” no we won’t. I’m only a friend. He really helped me when chris rocked my world. Offered me his ear for the night and a pizza. He offered to beat his ass. It was the sweetest gesture ever. We schedule a date to meet. He continues his sweet talk, his morning texts and goodnight texts too. We have phone sex. We have fun. He asks me my life goals. Date day comes and he tells me he’s sick and that his phone has been messing up. Wow, I’ve heard this before. I snap back at him. He completely misses what I’m trying to say. I ignore him because I’m annoyed as hell. I don’t talk to him all weekend. Monday comes and I feel bad. He was so sweet to you. There’s no way he’s lying. I’m his dream girl. I send him a good morning text and try messaging him sporadically throughout the day. He seems to still be interested. But he’s not giving me the same attention. But he’s sick right? Maybe he’s just sleeping a lot. He sends me an audio message. He sounds sick AF. I immediately regret accusing him of lying to me. But he still doesn’t give me the same attention. Attention is all I crave. I spent 7 years of my life being romantically ignored. I hate this feeling. I start sending him more and more things. Texts. Pics. He seems to still like me. But he still doesn’t give me the attention I want. He sends me intimate pics. Maybe you’re overthinking this. He like loves you, Lauren. Today he posts a SC story that he has a coffee tip from Starbucks. He doesn’t sound sick at all. And he’s drinking coffee and out of bed and in his car. I only heard from him this morning and from when I sent a pic. What the heck is going on. I guess I’ll find out soon. I have a feeling he’s either losing interest or hates the fact that I won’t give him a relationship and so doesn’t want to give me that attention I want. I almost want to ask. I’m so damn needy.

Leo

I talked to Leo twice before giving him my number. I ask if he has a SC and he says no. He messages me worrying that I’m not who I say I am and I have the same concern. I ask him about SC and he tells me his handle. I’m frustrated that he didn’t tell me before. I tell him I want to video chat him. We do. We find that we’re real people. We schedule a date to meet. He brings his moms car and we watch movies and smoke weed together. He starts feeling me up. I like this. We start making out. His mouth tastes like weed and I don’t like this. But his mouth is super soft and his lips and tongue just know what to do. It’s really hot but the weed taste is a huge turn off. Well we move to the bed and he starts eating me out and it really sucks. But I’m like a new boy is touching me. Holy moly. He tells me to eat him and he’s completely limp. It’s so disappointing. But I suck and it’s becoming slowly harder. Slowly. His balls are hairy and gross but this what he likes. We 69. It still sucks for me but I’m getting somewhere with him. Little by little. Then we start fucking and it’s different bc he’s new to me. But I don’t trust him bc he refuses a condom and tells me he’d pull out. I don’t like it but I do it anyways. He tells me he’s only been with one girl. I trust him in the moment. He cums and it’s anticlimactic. We move back to the couch. He tells me he has to go home to take the car back to his mom so I let him leave. He tells me he wants to hang again but that I’d have to pick him up. I wanted to get laid more so I go and pick him up. It’s Sunday. I have work in the morning. This is crazy. I pick him up and our conversation is pretty good. We watch more movies at my house and we hit the bong. We cuddle and make out and start fucking again. This time I’m on top for literally 30 mins and I’m bruising my leg from his bony ass hip bones cutting into my thigh. This is becoming unpleasant for me. This is not what I want. I’m hot as hell bc my ac doesn’t work. I stop everything to put my hair up. He sits on the couch waiting for me to get back. We watch the movie and I start tickling around his balls and inner thigh area. He seems to really like this shit. I play with it for maybe 3 minutes and then he tells me to suck him off and I do only once and then he tells me to get in top of him and we fuck for a little bit and then he cums. Geez. All that work. So weird. Then I start falling asleep and I offer to take him home. No he doesn’t want to go home. I fall asleep again and woke up and offer him a ride home again and he says no. So I tell him I want to go to bed and he comes with me. We fall asleep and I wake up and we have sex again but this time his balls smell like actual onions. So disgusting. So I get fucking out of the way and thank God he cums so I take his ass home and I don’t ever want to see him again. But he keeps hitting me up and I know he’s being genuine when he says he misses me. So this kinda sucks.

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ventingrightnow · 5 years ago

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Friday was a great day

I walked in to him mentioned my funny puns I made for him. Him bragging about me to others. Indian Boss. I made coffee and he came over and said “I still love all those puns you made me” and I could tell he was impressed. Then every time (or at least a few times) he went to get water he would look over at me, say my nickname, and talk to me. He needed me to do some scheduling (like he can’t look at bald boss’s calendar himself) and I told him to just CC me on the email and he said he felt bad doing that. I later mentioned it again and he goes “no You shouldn’t have to do that” “what, my job?” “Yeah but you’re not supposed to do that for me, I’m not important” (or something like that) and I tell him that I’ve scheduled for nearly everyone in the office, outside of dev.

God that panic attack I had when I heard him talking about the charity event he had to go to and then the house warming party. I can’t describe it. It was like (here I go, describing it, lmao) my heart sank and my chest tightened and then my stomach filled with electricity. Short of breath. Nerves at a high. It’s terrible. I had to go by his desk, pretending to ask about some stupid key card shit asking about his weekend plans. Charity event he went with some friends. No worries there. Then he had that boat bachelorette party which I found more humorous than anything else. Couple people brought it up to me like “did CRUSH tell you what he was doing this weekend?” And i say yeah and I think it’s hilarious and then 50+lbs is nearby and CRUSH says he’s invited and I go “YOU INVITE 50+LBS AND NOT ME??” He talks about keeping the ratio up and I say that by adding me he keeps the ratio high .... or low ... and he laughs and says I’m gullible, that he’s bringing no one and “can you imagine showing up and being like, hey, we’re here and oh this is my friend” friend. No coworker. Friend. He also asked about his friend who matched with me on hinge “you know, my friend who swipes.” “Oh yeah we matched” “did you hook up? No, actually I don’t wanna know” “yeah we chatted, he told me he had a motorcycle” then he says that he hated that thing and that he always tried to get CRUSH to go on a ride to the boat and he thought he was crazy. CRUSH showed me this video of an interior of a courvette, and I ask him why he needs such expensive toys considering the implication that people with those kinds of toys are vain and have small dicks. He said “I like keeping expectations low and then disappointing them anyway” haha he listened to a voicemail from his mom on speaker at the fridge, got to listen to her say she loved and missed him and I mouth “who is that?” “My mom” “awww” chubby jew sales asked me towards the end of the day with CRUSH nearby, “what are three characteristsics you would use to describe someone with a courvette” I quickly go “self-involved” think for a good 20 seconds “heterosexual, small-penis”

So much happened that Friday. We did the 12 gun salute for our final intern, or should I say one nerf assault, got that bitch on camera and at the end you can see him look at me, smiling, after I ‘woo’ once it’s over. Then he was at my desk, caught me labeling my Polaroid book, checked out the photos from the hoopla, mistook the whole album for the hoopla, I quickly corrected saying it was just those 5 pictures, then he still goes through it, first photos he sees are of me and my wife at the Gala and he comments that we looked great, or very nice or whatever he said, of course now I can’t remember. He continues all the way to the second page and then gets distracted and leaves. I bring over the photo of me in the robe in Jamaica to his desk and go “how amazing is this photo” and he goes “this is awesome. You look like a baby” “thank you! ... I don’t know if that was a compliment, but I’ll take it” haha

He was at my desk and one of the drawers was open, saw old cigar boss’s ID photo and picked it up, saddened by it. Says he remembers the day because he was there with Trump Dev. I say that I’ve already given him one hug so I’m out. We ended up leaving together “by accident” (I started packing my shit the second I heard him packing his, and then loudly said, I gotta get out of here) then stood up with my backpack and he was there with his and I go, “quit stalking me geez” and we walk out together. He asks me to put his umbrella in his backpack and then we get in the elevator. He says he’s walking home and I ask about his new place, slipping in the question about a housewarming party and he says he’s gonna have it when his place isn’t a shithole so I go “oh so never?” “Yup” haha

He came by my desk once, sneaking up behind me but I saw him from the corner of my eye. So he asked me something and he goes “ah, was trying to scare you” then he later came by, maybe a few hours later and did in fact scare me cause I genuinely did not see him coming by and I go “there, you scared me”

We also were all bullying him about a subway salad, and at the end he goes “yeah everyone keep making fun of me and my food” and I go, “you’re fat and you go to subway” flippantly and he genuinely laughs. I ask him if the salad is made with the same lettuce they use on the sandwiches and he says yes and I catch a laugh/snort and he laughs.

The final intern left that day and he wrote us goodbye notes, the sales team got one to share, I got my own, and CRUSH asks where it is (after I tell him about it) and I get up to go to NewBaby Sales’ desk and get it for him and look over his shoulder as he reads it and his scent is fuckin STRONG AND AMAZING and I literally stand there at his shoulder reading the card and breathing so deeply and silently that I could’ve OD’d from the aroma holy shit I can still smell it now, fucking amazing. Ugh. Smelt like ... sweet cologne. Not floral, no harsh. Just ... yes.

He was talking about that day he went solo on the boat with TrumpBlonde, after I had brought up wondering if his dad and sister were going to this bachelorette party since he went solo with TrumpBlonde, and he said something that was like “yeah, best day of my life” and I heavily rolled my eyes and I could tell he noticed it annoyed me that he was talking about her and he ups the anty by saying that he’s pregnant with her baby and I laugh.

Later on I hear him talking to chubby sales and chubby jew sales, chubby Jew sales routines bullies him but in a less funny way, like, it seems like he wants to be him but also is so happy not to? Anyways, he was picking on him for hooking up with a lot of women and said that CRUSH probably has an STD and then it cut in and out but I hear them talk about the nuvaring and chubby Jew sales doesn’t know what it is and I loudly go “it’s female birth control” WHAT? It’s lady birth control. “No it’s not” “wait, what’d you say?” “What’d you think we said?” Chubby Jew sales leaves to go smoke a cigarette and was also feeling uncomfortable and I go back to work and they talk for a few minutes before them both asking what I thought they said, and I ask them back, what did they say, we go back and forth for like a full ass minute and then I look at chubby sales and mouth “what did he say?” And he goes “NR?” I’m like oh yeah the nuvaring, and they go yeah, and I’m like, it’s female birth control, I’m not wrong. They seem extremely confused and I go, do I need to give you a lesson on what a Nuva ring is, they say yes, and I bring a chair over and say “from personal experience...” and explain the various aspects. CRUSH goes “yeah it’s a ring you put in and leave there forever” I explain the timeline (3 weeks in 1 week out, you get your period, then you put it back in) and the fridge aspect blew their minds. “Well why does it have to be kept in the fridge?” “Well the whole thing is that it slowly releases birth control when in you, and you’re a warm place —“ “ohhhh” hahah it was fun and funny, I didn’t mind explaining it not felt uncomfortable telling two of my coworkers I’m on birth control lmao chubby sales says that you can’t feel it when doing it and I say that I’ve had no complaints, “it’s like ... rubbed for her pleasure” LMAO then they spent a good twenty minutes doing “the move” from dirty dancing, singing the song “I’ve had the time of my life” and CRUSH keeps flinging his chest at chubby sales and chubby Jew sales until he eventually decks chubby sales in the face. Whoops lmao “I feel like I’ve blown your mind this week.” “You have!” “Nuvarings and that stand up set? My gosh ...” (also idk if I’ve posted this yet but remember when he asked dental floss for that photo of us on the jet ski? I gotta remember to get that. I feel like I saw it and it wasn’t that great lmao)

I posted earlier some “50 signs he’s into you” or whatever work-related romance BS and I think one of them (I think, like I can’t just fuckin look it UP) is that he makes up reasons to talk to you and he’s 100% doing that cause not only can he 100% schedule on his own, and most likely has been for a YEAR, but he’s been CCing me on random ass emails? Like he doesn’t know that all billing goes to literally anyone but me? Or his little donut project? I’m telling you, he likes me. There are some days where I feel bad about myself or how I look but when I come to work, I see him, I make him laugh, it makes me smile, he makes me laugh, and I smile and all that insecurity fades away and I feel like ... I feel like a ... I feel beautiful. He makes me feel beautiful. I know this is a pipe dream, that we can’t be together and that he’s in this fuckboi phase of getting over his ex and being a hot 29 year old, but ... I like the way he makes me feel. I crave going to work. The weekends are fucking agony now. I can’t date anyone because I’m obsessed with him. And I’m not ... sometimes I hate it because it’s kinda hopeless and I can see people just sigh at me and look at me like I’m some idiot and I’m fully aware of what I’m doing. I’m fully aware. But ... for now ... and for the past year really ... we’ve been flirty friends. And that’ll remain the same. It’s not healthy. But, it’s happening and until I come to an impasse, I’ll continue looking like a hot bitch and an internal hot mess.

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heart-holes · 6 years ago

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ask game under cut bc im bored, just ignore me

jasmine; what mythical creature do you wish actually existed? the geopolitical impact of dragons would be weird as shit dude

lavender; soundcloud or vinyls? neither, i’m a CD person still

primrose; what book does everyone right now need to read? hm taran wanderer

lunar mist; do you like wearing other people’s shirts/jackets? yes!!! makes me feel very loved

bird of paradise; what was the best thing that happened to you this month? this month has only just started, so i really don’t know yet

gardenia; what’s a promise you’ve recently made to yourself? to be kind to myself before anyone else

lion’s fairytale; would you rather be the sky, the ocean or the forests? would love to be a forest

whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yep! probably going to later today lmao

marmalade skies; do you plan your outfits? only occasionally

apricot drift; how do you feel right now? my head hurts

everlasting daisy; what’s the last dream you remember having? two of my friends having an oddly NSFW conversation...

queen’s cup; what are you craving right now? dick uhh i’d like a nice cup of tea actually

lavender dream; turn ons/offs? turn offs: spit, scat, piss, bad smells turn ons: like everythign else lmao

water lilly; when was the last time you cried? why? a few minutes ago; stressed about my ex

lily of the valley; did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? no

winterberry; do you bite or lick your ice cream? bite

honey perfume; favorite movie ever? hm i really like paper moon, i really like young frankenstein, but my fave is probably hackers lmaooo

desert rose; do you like yourself? on and off, yeah

snapdragon; have you ever met or seen in person a celebrity? yes, but mostly minor celebrities-- musicians, jazz people, etc.

night owl; how many countries have you visited? seven if we don’t count the places where i only saw the airport, like nine if we count those too

heliotrope; have you ever been in a castle? nope

creams and sky; what’s the craziest/bravest thing you’ve done? nothing comes...immediately to mind? i do a lot of crazy shit

lantana; what’s on your mind right now? the song im listening to

pumpkin patch; what’s your zodiac sign? virgo sun, aries moon, leo rising

tulip; name 5 facts about yourself. 1. i have a joint disease 2. i canoe better than i walk 3. my glasses have been at a restaurant in town for like two weeks and i keep not going to get them 4. i have 2 wolves inside me: one is horny, and one is depressed 5. i love board games

daphne; do you believe in karma? a little bit but i try not to

queen of the meadow; ever been in love? yeah, several times

wisteria; whom do you admire and why? my friends for their unending generosity and intelligence and kindness

angel’s face; what was your favorite bedtime story as a child? i’d usually ask my mom to make things up for me

remember me; did you make someone laugh today? yes!

iris; do you believe in ghosts? a little, yeah

lilac; if you could go back in time which time period would you visit? hm ....the eighties? maybe? if i were there as an observer and not to live in it else i’m not really sure

caramel kisses; would you want to live forever? why/why not? no! lonely

primula; what makes you sad? feeling abandoned or ignored or talked over

rain lily; was today typical? why/why not? i’m still in the middle of today, i don’t know

queen anne’s lace; who do you trust the most? liz, with my life

lady’s slipper; what did you have for breakfast today? peach creme french toast :3

forget me not; do you have any regrets looking back in your life? yeah but i havent got all that much life to look back on, not sure i’ll regret those things forever

lunaria; what’s your favorite fictional universe? not sure! i like the world of neuromancer a whole lot, also the fallout universe, planescape...idk

violet; favorite tv show? still justified but i probably cant’ finish it until i get over my ex

sunflower; share a favorite quote. “The earth, that is sufficient, I do not want the constellations any nearer, I know they are very well where they are, I know they suffice for those who belong to them.”

snowdrop; what does your ideal day look like? i spend it somewhere outside with my friends and plenty of activities and good conversation and coffee, and then at night i go have cute low stress sex or whatever and watch the stars with someone cute

tiger lily; do you have any hobbies? plenty but im too sad to do most of them i like to draw, that’s my main one and i sing

peony; share a small random book passage that means something to you. “Llonio said life was a net for luck; to Hevydd the Smith life was a forge; and to Dwyvach the Weaver-Woman a loom. They spoke truly, for it is all of these. But you,' Taran said, his eyes meeting the potter's, 'you have shown me life is one thing more. It is clay to be shaped, as raw clay on a potter's wheel.” god i...love taran wanderer

tea rose; what’s something you always wanted to do but were too scared? sky dive

honeysuckle; do you usually date people your age or older/younger? usually right around my age

sweet pea; who means the world to you? why? my friends! they are still here after everything

love in the mist; best books you’ve ever read? taran wanderer i know this much is true god bless you, mr. rosewater pedagogy of the oppressed black skin, white masks collected poems of AR Ammons please kill me: an oral history of punk our band could be your life weetzie bat foxglove; who is your favorite cartoon character? snufkin!

magnolia; coffee or tea? coffee!!!

crown imperial; would you rather be extremely rich or extremely loved? extremely loved!

snowflake; are you a dog or a cat person? cats but dogs are good too

bell flower; what is your biggest addiction? coffee at this point

cosmos; do you ever think about the galaxy? uh, yeah? this is a weird question

moonflower; what’s your favorite color? probably green or yellow

freesia; do you have a good relationship with your parents and siblings? why/why not? yeah im pretty close with both of my parents

sundrop; are you a morning or a night person? night person generally kind of a noon person i guess

poppy; have you ever dealt with a mental illness? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

yep

clover; how would your friends describe you? unstable, clever, funny, kind i should hope

dandelion; do you consider yourself and extrovert or an introvert? extrovert

lilly; what’s something you love watching/reading but you are too embarrassed to admit you do? i dont have a whole lot of guilty media pleasures im not usually that guilty about watching or reading things

anemone; describe yourself in 3 words. always moving forward

lotus; best memory as a child? going to a dog parade and then buying pumpkins and apples with my dad...

angelonia; what is your eye and hair color? brown and brown

dahlia; do you like crystals? sure, i’m alright with them, just not into their Magic most of the time

buttercup; if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? this is too hard of a question, pass

baby’s breath; what’s your hogwarts house? slytherin

calendula; biggest pet peeve? being interrupted

blanker flower; would you rather go to a cocktail party with your best friends or stay home and read a book/watch a movie with your pet? oh good question probably the party

blazing star; share a secret. no

carnation; would you rather live longer or happier? happier

petunia; who’s story is your biggest inspiration in life? why? idk

bluebell; do you wear glasses? yes but i keep leaving them places

nymphea; forest or river? river!

orchid; do you like exercise? like i guess

pansy; do you like poetry? yes!!!

morning glory; any special talent that you have? i can mouth trumpet

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purplesurveys · 4 years ago

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WHO was the last person...

you spoke to, in person? I think it was my sister, like earlier at 1 AM. She was the last person apart from me to head upstairs for bed.

you called? I tried calling our internet service provider’s hotline to inquire about our lost connection last weekend, but all I got was a useless automated message saying they’re on top of all concerns and will be addressing ours soon, which did not make any fucking sense because I didn’t get to report my issue anyway. Their social media was virtually useless too, and my dad had to physically go to one of their offices last Monday to settle the issue.

that called you? My phone’s not near me at the moment (omg a rarity) but it was the delivery person for Reggy’s croissants. GPS has always hated our street and has never been able to identify it, so whenever anyone in the family makes a purchase for delivery we’re bound to get a call or two from the rider assigned to our order to ask for directions.

you texted? It was the same delivery guy. He had tried to call me but I was in a meeting that I couldn’t get out of, so I explained to him I could only text. I also gave him a Waze link containing the exact positioning of our house so that he could set it up on his phone.

that sent you a text? I think it was just my mobile services provider sending out some random promotional text. Idk, I never open those.

you kissed? Gabie.

that kissed you? Also her. I don’t plan on kissing anyone new any time soon.

you yelled at? I haven’t recently been in a situation where I’ve had to yell at anyone...I do slightly raise my voice a lot on video call meetings just so I’m sure everybody on the call can hear me. That’s the closest I’ve got.

that yelled at you? My mom, when she was being a real drama queen about MY money a couple of weeks ago.

you watched a movie with? I watched it by myself, but I remember calling my ex for comfort because the movie was a little scary and creepy. I also remember how bothered she sounded that I was calling her, as if I was a huge burden, so...there’s that. Y��all do me a favor and be with someone who gets delighted when you call instead of making you feel like you’re a waste of space okie?? Good

you ate dinner with? My family. My dad laksa for dinner, which was perfect because I had been watching 2 Days 1 Night yesterday and the cast members kept eating ramyeon, which made me develop a serious craving for noodles all day.

you were in a photo with? I think it had been a family selfie. My family and I were about to leave the accommodation we stayed at in Tagaytay, and my mom wanted a final photo in the living room before we stepped out.

you took a photo of? My employer sent out heart-shaped red velvet cakes for all of us for Valentine’s Day, so I took a photo of it with Cooper in the background to share to the work group chat. I definitely did not expect any goodie sendout considering I never viewed Valentine’s as a special day even when I was still in a relationship, so it was a nice surprise to receive.

you went to a concert with? Oh my Paramore show was a solo date. Gabie did come to the arena with me and I also drove Denise, Erycka, and Leigh, but the three of them settled for a different section somewhere farther out given how they already did VIP seats for Paramore’s previous concert in 2013. It was my turn to have a front-row seat and since I didn’t know anyone who was as big of a fan as I was or was willing to shell out ₱7,000 for a VIP seat, I went by myself.

you lied to? I think it was Bea, my manager? She scheduled a quick call last Tuesday just to do a check-in with me, and she was asking how I was. Of course I had to tell her I was doing fine, which is never completely true for a lot of people, I think. I didn’t want her to ask me to open up anyway, so saying I was fine was the easy way to go.

you invited somewhere? I recently saw a music clip of a certain song that’s played a lot in bars, so I tagged my entire college barkada telling them we should go back to TK soon, at least when the lockdown and the pandemic subside considerably.

you dated? Gabie.

you dumped? It worked the other way around.

you rejected? I mean, I guess I technically rejected the girl Mik told me was interested in me. We never met since Mik refused to tell me her name or show a photo, but I informed him I wasn’t planning on talking with anyone soon so she can stop thinking I’m available.

you held hands with? Angela.

you hugged? Andi, before they got out of my car since we were parting ways for the evening.

you let cry on your shoulder? This hasn’t happened in a very long time. Most likely Gabie, but this would’ve been around at the start of 2020 when we could still see each other regularly.

that let you cry on their shoulder? Figuratively, Angela and Andi.

you bought a gift for? I got a weekend accommodation for my family, but it was really meant for my dad for his 50th birthday.

you wished a happy birthday? Hans.

that disappointed you? I was more annoyed than disappointed, but it was some random Fil-Am who was being ignorant at the Subtle Filipino Traits Facebook group. That community gives me a huge migraine most days because of Fil-Ams who continue to romanticize the ~beauty~ of the country whilst completely ignoring the socio-political trainwreck here, but the group is kind of the place to be for Filipinos so I can’t see myself leaving it either.

that stayed over at your place? They didn’t stay over for the night but Angela and Hans did a surprise visit to my house a few days after Christmas.

that let you crash at their place? Gab. I used to always crash at her place when I’ve had a few drinks.

that made you angry? Idk man, can I give Mark Zuckerberg as an answer? HAHAHA I went on Facebook first thing today and the first thing I saw was a Facebook Memory, and it was a photo of me and Gabie at Athenna’s birthday party four years ago. I got irritated at first until I remembered that we were both tagged in the post, which means it would most likely show up on her feed as a Memory as well. Just to humor my petty ass, I kinda hope the memory would make her sad, wherever she is; but otherwise seeing the Memory pop up didn’t make me sad or bothered anymore so that’s a win for meee.

that complimented you? Leah, my employer’s CEO. She did a check-in call with me recently to get to know me better, so one of the first things she asked was a list of the clients I handle. I happen to be in the team that works with the company’s more big-league clients, so once she heard the brands she told me I must be a good enough worker to be assigned those clients. It meant a lot and it still does.

whom you complimented? Bea. I just let her know how helpful she’s been with me considering I’m a fresh graduate on her first job in a work-from-home setup in the middle of a global pandemic.

you thanked? A supplier I’m currently in contact with, for work.

that thanked you? The said supplier thanked me back.

you saw, in person? My sister.

that bought you something? Dad bought siopaos for us yesterday.

that made you laugh? The cast of 2 Days 1 Night, from when I was watching the show last night.

that you said you loved? I don’t remember. I think it was Kate since she helped me out with a favor.

that said they loved you? Hannah.

you flipped off? I haven’t whipped out the finger in a while, come to think of it.

you made a silly face at? Not a person, but Cooper.

that drove you somewhere? Dad was the driver for our Tagaytay trip.

WHAT was the last thing you...

touched? Aside from my keyboard, my vape pen.

threw? Cooper’s bowling pin squeak toy. He’s gotten a lot better at catching things with his mouth, so I’ve been throwing it a lot at him to continue training him.

ate? A caramel croissant.

drank? Coffee.

found stuck in your teeth? Haven’t had this happen to me in a while.

cooked? I’ve never tried cooking anything.

baked? Idk, maybe cookies 873984732842 years ago.

threw away/tossed out? The packet for the sauce that came with the siopao my dad bought.

bought? I made a purchase for 20 bags for a work thing, but only because I was assigned to do the whole correspondence with the supplier. My manager was the one who sent over the payment when the purchase was confirmed.

sold? I don’t think I’ve ever tried selling anything before.

took a photo of? Cooper hahaha. I had been dancing to a song and he was staring at me.

were frustrated with? Our internet provider when they cut off the connection last weekend.

broke? I’m not sure if I can say I broke it, but the adaptor for my phone charger finally gave up on me the other day. I’ve taken to borrowing my sister’s for now, since she says she “doesn’t use it a lot” anyway.

spilled? Some drops of coffee spilled out of my mug when I dumped several ice cubes in it.

tripped on? Kimi. He follows me evvvvvvverywhere, so I bump into him at least once a day.

kicked? I’m not really sure.

put batteries in? Haven’t had to use batteries in a while, either.

turned on? The Bluetooth on my laptop.

turned off? The electric fan last night since I found it loud.

wrote? Other than my answers to this survey, I’ve also been talking with Angela this morning over Messenger.

wrote on? Other than my phone/laptop, my journal.

cleaned? My glasses.

stuck up your nose??? My finger when a nostril itched recently.

WHERE was the last place you...

dined at? Ramen Nagi.

ordered something to go? I don’t do takeout deliveries, but the last thing I got for delivery was banh mi and iced Vietnamese coffee last week.

bought something? Facebook Marketplace.

cried? In the living room. I came across that viral video of a guy proposing to her girlfriend at a Taylor Swift concert, when he knelt at the exact moment Taylor sang “He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring” from Love Story. It was such a sweet, classy, non-cringey public proposal and I allowed myself to be swept away by the cheesiness of it all, haha.

felt uncomfortable? Dining room table. I was sharing a story to my parents about work involving a guy and my mom asked me if I had a crush on him. My dad kind of snorted and said, “Her? Crush on a guy?” which told me he knew something was up re: my preferences lmao. They’ve never heard anything from me yet, so that made me feel awkward and I most especially didn’t want my mom to catch on to the question and suddenly put me in the hot seat.

drove to? Other than back home, I last drove to UPTC.

had an appointment at? Google Meet, hahaha.

went on vacation? Tagaytay.

hung out with a friend? Andi and I went to a Korean barbecue place at UPTC (again), but we also drove to UP after just to revisit the good old days of being in campus.

bought clothes? H&M in Feliz.

spent more than you had planned? Ramen Nagi. I had a couple of add-ons in my meal and I didn’t know their service fee was going to be quite high, so my final bill ended up being slightly more than the budget I planned out for that day.

saw a band/singer/musician perform? Late 2019. My ex and I stopped by a jazz bar and there was a live band playing.

WHEN was the last time you...

told someone 'I love you'? Last Friday.

cried? Last night.

laughed? This morning. Cooper was being silly around me and my dad, as always. This time he was unusually behaved when we let him out, and the bizarreness of it all made us so unsettled we ended up laughing.

left your home? Last Sunday. I might go out later, too.

drank a soda/pop? Early last year. There was Coke being served at an org event, and since I felt thirsty and there was no drinking fountain around I just said fuck it and drank the soda.

made your bed? Last night when I left my room to settle in the living room.

visited a doctor? May last year.

went to the emergency room? Other than when 23 years ago when I was born, I’ve never been brought to the emergency room.

kissed someone? September.

hugged someone? Mid-January.

prayed? Six years ago. Or maybe five; I can’t really tell when exactly I made it a point to stop for good.

worked out? Around a week ago. I’m thinking if I should keep at it or if I should just stop, seeing as I’m not willing to give up my favorite foods anyway lmao.

made a phone call? I tried to make a phone call to our internet provider last weekend.

answered a phone? The other evening when the landline rang.

had an argument? Two weeks ago, instigated by my mom as usual.

played a video game? I think 2-3 weeks ago when I got in the mood to play the Switch.

played a card game? Safe to say at least a couple of years ago.

played a board game? November when we suffered a power outage for two days and had nothing to do at home.

rode a bike? LOOOOOOOOL March. The lockdown had just started and I made plans to learn how to ride a bike, but those plans fell through as soon as they began.

fell on your butt? This doesn’t happen often.

took a shower? Last night.

took a bubble bath? I can’t even remember anymore; this is a rare occasion for me.

watched TV? I last watched a TV show in general last night, but I last watched something on an actual television last Sunday when my family watched a Sunday mass livestream.

saw a movie at a theater? December 2019.

ate fast food? I got Bonchon for my family last December, if I remember correctly. My dad had done a huge favor for me and I asked what I can do to repay it, and he said to just buy dinner for the 5 of us for that evening.

ordered a pizza? Last month.

made someone laugh? I’m not sure if I had made her laugh in real life, but Angela and I had a humorous conversation over chat earlier this morning.

sang? Few minutes ago.

played a musical instrument? Absolutely no clue.

read a book? Couple of weeks ago when my employer sent me this book on PR that I was asked to read in preparation for my meeting with Leah.

drove a car? Last Sunday.

went swimming? Think it may have been my Nasugbu trip with Angela, Sofie, and Gabie back in August 2019.

got a sunburn? Idk man, when I was 8? I stopped getting sunburns as I got older.

went to church or temple? The last Sunday in March before the lockdown started.

went shopping? I did my final around of Christmas shopping last month for friends I still had to give presents to.

drank alcohol? Sometime last month after my work shift, following back-to-back meetings with my least favorite client.

smoked a cigarette? Feb last year, I think. I don’t buy cigarettes of my own and I’m also a lot more watchful of my cigarette usage, so I haven’t been able to smoke since I haven’t been around a crowd who does. I mostly vape.

threw up? I last felt like throwing up back in May, but I haven’t actualy thrown up in at least a couple of years now.

had a headache? Just this Thursday.

had a cold? No idea.

had the flu? It wasn’t strictly the flu, but I was last sick in May.

had your hair cut? March last year.

dyed your hair? Never done it.

laughed so hard that you cried? It’s happened in at least the past couple of weeks, I’m sure.

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