#idk i just think it'd be funny

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC idea:

Danny is very familiar with dimension-hopping, and his favorite to visit is the DC universe. It seems he needs to practice his timing, however, because all his new friends there never seem to remember their adventures together. Maybe he should try overshooting the timestream a little?

or

Danny likes visiting the DC universe but is unaware he's visiting a different version of that universe each time. All his adventures with the heroes and villains aren't shared experiences with every counterpart in the multiverse. So to Danny, he's met the Batfam and Supers dozens of times and knows their identities. To them, a slightly eldritch teenage boy who knows more than he should just appears out of the blue one day, talks to them like they're old pals, and is never seen again once his "vacation" is over.

extra:

A few of the multiverses collide by accident, and the heroes get to meet their counterparts that did go on those wacky adventures with Danny. Bonus points if the collision point lands them all in the Ghost Zone.

[fluff-writing]

What if...

Horrible Accident-Cathedral Roadtrip AU...

aka a bunch of people find an angel wandering around and proceed to follow him and start a cult about it.

Inarius is just trying to find a working gate back to Heaven and/or Tyrael himself, but people keep hanging onto his words as gospel and burning people/demons in his name. Can y'all not.

Featuring;

Prava, whom he healed on a whim and now has decided he's the messiah come to free humanity from Hell's grip,

Urivar, who saw him set an entire troop of Fallen demons on fire to save a random town, and has now decided they have to Burn Things In His Name,

Vigo, who kinda accidentally ended up with these people, but thinks maybe he can overcome his own guilt for accidentally starting the apocalypse through divine influence?

and Inarius, who hasn't yet thought up the possibility of sacrificing an entire army's worth of people so that he can maybe-possibly go home, and is instead searching for old lost artifacts that can just open the gates manually. What's he gonna do when he gets to Heaven? Probably die honestly, but he's okay with that as long as he can hear the Arch, aka Angel Respawn Point.

Being alive post-Mephisto sucks so bad y'all. Everything hurts, always.

Along the way, they learn more about human history, All the reasons Heaven is Terrible, All the reasons Hell Is Worse, why you can only burn people Sometimes, and how to cheat at poker without getting caught.

[iwantadamusername]

Every now and then I think about how Tim Drake blew up a bunch of LOA bases, so there's probably a handful of vengeful assassin's out for his head because he indirectly killed their friends

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

Someone should make a crossover between the tbh creature and the little guy who glances over his shoulder with his booty out

[soup-du-silence]

"In Jamil's dream, Kalim won't exist. "In Jamil's dream, HE'LL be housewarden and Kalim will be his servant." Actually I think he's too codependent for all that, maybe he just wants a break and a fruity drink and then he'll be right back on his grind. That's my theory, anyway.

[godofvillains-arch]

((I suddenly wanna draw Shigs in an outfit that says Boob, but make the word 'Boob' out of boobs.. Like B is a top view down, oo is front, and b is a side view of bewbs.

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-

[mattodore]

birthday boy 🎂

[the-final-sif]

I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.

Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.

In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-

And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.

It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!

Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.

Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.

[misteria247]

Okay Pacifica being the unwilling participant of the paranormal.

Like after the Northwest Manor incident, the apocalypse, and the thing with the monster that snatches faces, Pacifica is completely thrown off by the supernatural and paranormal. Like she wants nothing to do with it. But jokes on her cuz after those moments it's like the world of weird is gunning it towards her. She knows no peace.

Working at Greasy's diner? Nope, she runs into gnomes.

Goes for a walk just to enjoy the day? Nada, she runs into anomalies that are just chilling.

Tries to go to the grocery store? Absolutely not, cuz there's ghosts who are apparently haunting it.

And by God she like gets sick of it. So much so that she contacts Dipper and Mabel and they're like sure we can help but instead the world weird just gets worse.

She unfortunately has to come and accept that this is probably her life now.

Especially when she and Dipper possibly start seeing each other later in their lives.

[eating-figs-here]

Shoutout to the uh. Three other people who enjoy platonic Traveler/Wanderer. Anyways. This is an excuse to post low quality paper drawings that I did while procrastinating school work.

The power of not wanting to do work.. where was this motivation during the summer...

[magician-under-the-m00nlight]

aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"

[deconstructthesoup]

I know I'm Crowcat posting a lot, but something just occured to me---

The Cat King does not seem like the type of person who would be into astrology. At all. He hates it, he thinks it's cheap divination for randos, he insists that it's fake and he knows it (he doesn't).

So, naturally, Monty would absolutely waste no time in irritating him with it, especially when they're arguing. Like, the Cat King thinks he's saying something smart, something that's gonna shut it down, and then he gets hit with a

"That right there is classic Leo behavior"

And immediately gets dealt 14d6 psychic damage

[plushie-lovey]

So...I bought a frog costume

[frankenjoly]

And if I say kunichuuzai + the flags being around and they treat both Kunikida and Dazai Very Differently

Aka Kunikida is the favorite boy and Dazai will be judged for everything

[adhd-merlin]

fanfic writers love to mention the burning at the stake but that's never actually confirmed as the standard punishment for sorcery in canon. old merlin barely escapes death on the pyre. he tells daegal that arthur would probably hang him if he found out the truth. he tells arthur "you would've chopped my head off". did merlin spend most of his time imagining all the different ways in which he could be executed or did the writers not want to commit