#idk i just thing the aesthetics rock and the adventures would be ideal

[zealfruity]

Star wars au that takes place in that one time period in history where it was very possible for cowboys, pirates and samurai to hang out.

[bts-love-sweat-tears]

BTS Ideal Types as Subcultures/Tropes (idk what to call this post tbh)

A/N: Just a little scenario/imagine I thought of while I sit here scrolling through tumblr. JJK has been wrecking me sooo badly lately with that floofy hair of his.

No one needed another one of these but here we are. I haven’t written anything in forever but wanted something to post something original to share my gratitude with you all for sticking around while I figure out how to navigate “adulthood.” Typed on my phone as my computer is in for repair 😬

Now that it’s late 2019, i feel like we’re getting to know the boys in ways we haven’t before and their ideal types have likely changed. Not at all factual and based on my observations/ intuition. Meant to be comical. Sorry if my references are getting stale-I’m 28 now and not up on youth culture in the way I once was 😂

KNJ- the hipster (are they still around?): probably in an art collective with their friends who are scary cool, literature or philosophy major, you see them around but they’re always in and out or on to the next thing. Hard to get close to but friendly once you’re in. Has read every Murakami book, Salman Rushdie, Helen Oyeyemi, and any other critically acclaimed book that will win an award. Probably has read (or pretends to have read) infinite jest. Probably has a monochromatic module wardrobe that was thrifted/organically sourced, and impossibly cool glasses. Met Namjoon when they got into a heated philosophical discussion at a party and scared away all their friends to the beer pong table.

KSJ- the stand up comedian: Met at one of their performances, at which Jin tried out a few of his dad jokes on them. They rolled their eyes so hard while Jin’s friends stared on in secondhand embarrassment. But if anyone can make it work, it’s Jin. They’re enamored with his goofy windshield wiper laugh, and his endless optimism. Being a comic and dealing with the uncertainty is tough, but while Jin is hilarious he is also a rock solid, unflappable person to come home to at the end of the day. Jin admires their humor, resilience, and the adventure of an unconventional career (the Sagittarius jumped out here). Being with them is never boring, and Jin has the perfect captive audience for opinions on his jokes.

MYG- the social justice warrior: We’ve all seen Yoongi’s comments about capitalism and society, and possibly his comments about gender and attraction (depending on how you view the translation. A whole thing i will not get into in the midst of this imagine). It would take forever for them to DTR (if ever) because neither of them would care all that much. That couple that kinda naturally becomes a couple from spending so much time together. His SO knew it was real when he gave them the password to his studio. Not ones for flashy displays, but rather unwavering loyalty and support. Their idea of date night is takeout on the studio floor, discussing their activism and music. Minimal pda, but sneaky handholding when they think their friends won’t notice. His SO probably works at a nonprofit or other mission driven organization. Forever dragging him to political protests, rallies, symposiums, book signings, etc. When they are tired from the exhaustion at the slow pace of change, they always know they can find the best cuddles back home with Yoongi.

JHS- The hypebeast/hypebae: Probably in a dance crew as well, would meet at some kind of showcase. Won’t even bat an eye at the acorn bag. Always has the latest limited run hoodie from some obscure brand Hobi’s never heard of but is suddenly obsessed with. Unimpressed by his AP watch/money but impressed by exclusivity/hard to get items. Matching bucket hat selfies while waiting in line to cop their next pairs of sneakers. Probably super chill to relate to Hobi when he’s calm and balance out his hyper side when it appears.

PJM-The influencer: Someone just as pretty/aesthetic as he is with the following to match. With great power comes great responsibility, as they say- Jimin would be the ultimate instagram boyfriend, down to visit whatever cute pumpkin patch, coffee shop, or art installation his SO did. He has the photo skills to match from all the Kim Daily posts. That said, his idea type wouldn’t take advantage of him and would want to feature him in all of their posts, in full-on matching couple gear. They would also know when to put the phone down and give him all the attention he deserves and needs. The cute power couple that slightly makes you want to barf, but only because they are so sweet to each other and in their own little world. Probably have a joint insta for their dog/cat/lizard/whatever.

KTH- The CEO go-getter: type, with the income and art collection to match. Yes, we all know that Tae wants a family and domestic bliss, but I could totally see him being the stay at home dad while his SO takes on the world. Let us also note that he is a Capricorn, and I could see him valuing a partner who is driven and wants to build an empire/legacy (and cough contribute to his Gucci fund/general expensive taste cough. Have you all seen the cost of some of those Leica cameras? I digress). His SO probably has a MBA or multiple advanced degrees. Met at some expensive art gallery opening (probably Namjoon’s partner’s🤪) that they didn’t want to be at but had a sense of obligation to go. His partner might be more serious and reserved, to balance out his gregariousness, but they admire that in him. They would value Tae’s ability to see things in novel ways and distill the situation down to a simple but unique answer. Live and let live vibe, cave whenever Tae wants to take pictures of them, cold exterior but soft/goofy with him (wait, did I just describe Yoongi? I swear I’m only brotps 😂)

JJK-he seems like your typical gym rat but is not-so-secretly obsessed with nerdy video games and excessively violent anime (here’s looking at you, AOT). Therefore, he has two types-the sporty soccer player and the e-girl/boy. Impressed by anyone who can lift as much as he can and match his mile time. They could each push each other to be harder, better, faster, stronger (RIP our era of Kanye innocence).

On the flip side, his insta is suspiciously full of beautiful people with pastel hair, endless tattoos and a+ cosplay. Probably posts risqué pics. The person could probably beat him at overwatch, Skyrim, etc. He drops flirtatious comments in their messages, but too starstruck to say anything if he were to see them out and about. If they somehow meet and make it past all of the awkward, they will be the scene-y couple, at the amusement park, conventions, (comic) book stores, anywhere they can be their quirky selves together. Lots of shouting and playful jabs/smack talk that are all forgotten when the controllers are put down.

[xroguex1027]

1 through 50!!

Go big or go home I guess. Ask and you shall receive. (insert grand gesture here.)

1.  Middle Name: Michelle (Both atm)

2. How old are you: 23 (Me) 26 (Rogue)

3. Birthday:  Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out. ;) (Both)

4.Zodiac: Scorpio (Both)

5. Favorite Color: A hypnotist told me that red would make me very happy for the rest of my life. A six-year-old urchin fortune teller told her her favorite color would be green. (In real life it was just a kid with a cootie catcher) So…Red and Green but not together. Purple is cool too, and warm grey, and silver, golden brown… (Both)

6. Lucky Number: Four (Both)

7. Pets: Yes (Both)

8. Where are you from …here…wherever that is… MO if I’m being serious. Actually technically I live in the most dangerous state in my country, last I heard at least. Rogue is from Vesuvia though…

9. Height: 5″5.5 apparently, that extra half inch matters to my physician. (Both)

10. Shoe size: 8.5 (Both)

11. How many foot prisons do you own? So sorry *shoes: Black boots, Brown boots, Both ankle high and one Water shoes wait…one pair of tennis shoes (Me) One pair of knee-high boots, and one pair of ankle high boots (Rogue) 

12. Last Dreams: Pulling ticks out of my feet, Riding horses, In a hospital with girls I didn’t get along with (Me) Pulling leaches out of her skin, Riding horses, Being in an asylum, (Rogue) Reoccurring dreams about Bears, Wolves, and Bats (Both) Honestly if you ever want to know about my dreams shoot me an ask, I remember them every night.

13. Talents: Writing, Poetry, Good With Kids, Good With Animals, Finding Four Leaf Clovers, Drawing, Painting, Capable of splitting tongue down the middle (Both)

Silks and Fire Hooping…sort of (Rogue) I’m still working on these.

Oh and magic tricks (Both)

14. Psychic in any way: My world is governed by bizarre coincidences and Dramatic Irony. I’ve guessed some inexplicable things before. However, having O.C.D. makes me think I have more power than I do. I hope. Oh God, I hope. Same goes for Rogue.

15….we’re almost there right? I wished this upon myself. Favorite Song: The Pin by the Googoodolls. If I can only pick one. Most Googoodolls songs. (Me) Over the Hills and Far Away, or Siularuin (Rogue) Maybe I’ll write some headcanons for Vesuvia songs…

16.Favorite Movie: Big Fish (Me) What’s a movie? (Rogue) She has a favorite story though…

17. Ideal Partner: Honestly Julian Devorak, I hate to be cliche but he is extremely close to who I see myself with. Scientist, Animal Lover, Compassionate, Snarky, Rebel. So him or… Peter Petrelli, or Flynn Rider, or Jack Frost, or Dimitri from Anastasia, or some other troublemaker with a good heart and a sense of adventure, Pheobus, Will Turner, Aragorn…newt Scamander maybe…. mmmm Qrow Branwin (Wow you’de think someone who likes so many people would have a way easier time finding a real person. :P)

18. Do you want children: Sometimes I really don’ t know (Me) Not Yet! (Rogue)

19. Do you want a church wedding? Yes (Both) But also outside somewhere too.

20. 2/5ths there. Are you religious? Yes. I pray and I believe in God, But I’m still struggling to understand. I’m not a perfect Cristian. I’m baffled by the Bible and skeptical of anything edited by man. I’m like three-fifths Cristian and two fifths spiritual?… (Both)

21. Hospital: Car accident when I was seven. Everybody was fine except the car. (Me) Don’t Remember (Rogue)

22. Got into trouble with the law: Working On It ;) (Both)

23. Met any celebs: No…? Well they aren’t celebs yet but I believe in them. ;)

24. ….To Be Continued… 

Okay, I’m back

where were we?

Ah. 24. Baths or Showers? Baths are preferred(Both)

25. What color socks are you wearing? You mean padding for foot prisons? None (Both)

Whoo! Halfway!

26. Ever Been Famous: Not yet...we’ll see (me) No but Nadia makes me feel like I am (Rogue)

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Only so I can be on Jimmy Fallon and play games (Me) No? (Rogue)... but I would like to get out of the shop.

28. Music: Alternative Rock, Epic Orchestral, Movie Soundtracks (Me) Pub songs and Ancient tunes passed down through generations sometimes Polca (Rogue)

29. Ever been skinny Dipping: On my bucket list (Me) Maybe...(Rogue)

30. How many pillows? Looks around at the dozen or so pillows in my bed “two” (Me) Less than a dozen? (Rogue) I honestly don’t even know how they all got here.

31. What position do usually sleep in: Straddle the nearest thing to me (usually a blanket) and then do the bbq grill flip ever fifteen minutes, repeat. Wake up in the middle of the night strangled by your own hair (Both)

32. How big is your house? Small? (Me) You mean the shop? (Rogue)

33. Breakfast on a normal day: Coffee (Both)

34. Ever fired a gun? Once or twice no clue what it was though...desert eagle? Or is that a roller coaster? (Me) Once, a musket (Rogue)

35. Ever tried archery? Keyword: Tried (Both)

36. Clean Word: Aesthetic, Ambiance, Peculiar (Me) Ambiance, Peculiar (Rogue)

37. Sware Word: The F-word has many diverse uses. Particularly after placing pennies over the eyes of the dead (Me) Oh F**ck if I gave a F**ing F**ck about any F**ing word I f**ing love to f*ck with the word Ass.               

38. Longest you’ve ever gone without sleep, twenty-something hours? I’m a baby. Even Rogue probably takes naps throughout the day.

39. Do you have any scars: One from when I was delivered as a baby under my right eye, impossible to see, One on my hand from a very intentional leach bight (I got said bite before the arcana game even came out) One on my arm from Olivia’s brother’s bird. On the kneecaps from trying to fly (Both)

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? If I knew they wouldn’t be my secret admirer now would they? Rogue has a few, they make her uncomfortable.

41. Are you a good liar? Yes but I’m also gullible so I often fall for my own lies (Both)

42. Good Judge of Character: One of my greater strengths (Both)

43. Can you do other accents: Boy oh boy can I do accents. (Proceeds to talk to you while switching from accent to accent as smoothly as possible.) (Both)

44. Strong Accent: Not recognizable to me (Both)

45. Favorite accent: To speak or to hear? Irish for both (Both) Australian is up there.

46. Personality Type: ANFP Ambivert, Neurotic? Feeling, Perceiving Idk it’s all B.S. (Both) Uh...Awesome (Rogue)

47. The most expensive piece of clothing: Foe Leather Jacket (Me) Knee High Brown Boots (Rogue)

48. Curl Tongue? Yup and split it down the middle (Both)

49. Innie or Outie: Innie (Both)

50. Left or right hand: Lefty all the way!

[sundrenched-smilez]

odd numbers for the lesbian asks! (if it's too many just do every 4th one maybe?)

1. Femme or butch? 

for type, im vry easily wooed by butches tbh

as for myself, im genderfluid + heavily lean towards butch-ish for one gender + have been gettin more comf w that term for myself. the 3 genders i switch between, ive described as sharp, dainty and tired, for reason of not really being comf w gender labels aside from nonbinary. sharp/tired r kinda butchish, moreso sharp. like leather jackets, ripped jeans, dress pants/shirts, defs flannels (which r a given for any mood im in tbh) while tired is like mb softer, more focused on flannels + loose tank tops/shirts, shorts + certain skirts, comfy clothes, and the like   

ive found that i’m leaning more towards butch lately too, like i’ve been a lot more comfortable with pants and a nice top than i have w dresses or most skirts + im wondering if i was just hanging on to femininity for sake of society, so those r things 2 think abt. i still feel comf in them sometimes, but it’s getting much less often. gender’s weird, i still cant cling to one bc of how pressuring that is so genderfluidity is still smth for me + it shifting to different percentages is okay (im thinking out loud @ this point, but its helping so i hope its interesting to read)

3. Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?

both, but primarily flannels/plaid buttion-ups

5. Describe your aesthetic

aaahh theres a lot of diff aesthetics i could go into, but i have a tag if ur interested in a visual representation? basically, cosy homes, forests, wooden steps and bridges, cats, girls/nbs, water, plants, and old video game stuff, and clouds/skies. i’m sure there’s more in there, but for a good rule of thumb !! as for like dressing aesthetic, i like to look rly gay + attractive and a lil showy? like my shorts r Short and i love crop tops + a lot of my shirts show my bra thru them, + i like showing it when i can, like sports bra + a tank top is a fav look of mine bc i can make it look like my bra is a trim on the shirt + it’s cute. i’ve been wearing dresses less often, but occasionally, i like to rock one. id love a pair of combat boots but i have like size 11/12 feet + most stores dont carry that size + im hesitant to buy some online. 

7. Favorite pair of shoes?

its rly hard to find any, i have like walmart converse knockoffs atm + theyre a beige/grey color im not that huge on, it kinda reminds me of sandalwood but depressed

9. Any haircut goals for the future? 

there was the undercut!! and i have that down now c: next step is to dye it blue and mb some purple. i wanna bleach it if i’m gonna dye it, but im hesitant to do that bc of how damaging it is, but since my hair’s been cut a cpl time almost all the color is out now, so i think itll b ok if i take good care of it. 

11. Describe the worst date you’ve been on

i went to a cafe w someone (i think they were nb but i cant remember, it was like 2 yrs ago about ) and they were impossible to talk to bc they just kept saying “im awkward sorry” @ everything and like any conversations i tried to maintain were all one-shot responses, and like that was a lil frustrating. like i dont hold it against them or anything, more in a sense of i was rly tryin 2 carry it and just couldnt 

13. If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!

whooh i wish i was taken, i need affection + to b cute w someone 

15. Describe your dream wedding

hmmmm i havent thought much about it !! i know when i was younger i wanted to wear a black wedding dress but now im thinkin mb a suit that switches to dress @ the bottom?? that could b cool. I’d be happy w anything tbh, if im getting married, i’d just b happy to be w my wife/spouse. mb somewhere in a forest or on a boat would b cool, defs lots of good food and colorful flowers. I’d like a lot of color, most weddings ive been to are just b/w and bland for my taste (they’ve also all been straight tho so theres that.) it’s kind of wild to think that i might b married someday, but it’d b rly nice. i just haven’t thought much abt the planning of one. it’d b rly gay tho, probs give out tiny gay flags at each seat, and the cake could b lesbian flag colors. im rly drawing a blank on this, but i know id want all my friends around the country + world to be there. 

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

i definitely want to live in a port town at some point !! idk where i’d like to settle down, ideally somewhere that doesnt get much hotter than 90 degrees + has lots of parks + is big enough for some events, like pride stuff, little festivals, a farmer’s market, and places to do things, such as a movie theater, bowling alley, mb an aquarium, if not one in a nearby town. hiking trails r also good. 

19. Favorite lesbian novel/story?

on a sunbeam!!! its a huge inspiration for me, and i love it so much. it always puts me in such a good mindset when i read it, and the artist is my age, so it makes me feel like I can also accomplish great things if i rly put my heart into it!! which is such a good feeling, and it has great representation + characters that i love, and its rly gay, and in space and theres ships shaped like fish + its gorgeous : D i could go on for hrs abt it + how important it is to me. theres an nb character too, and like the aspect of found families is one that rly hits home and it helped me get thru a rough time of my life + better accept myself as queer/gay. 

21. Favorite lesbian musician?

adult mom (tho i think they’re bi but still gay), or hayley kiyoko

23. Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?

i think so, but i can’t place when, it’s been a bit. 

25. Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?

talking abt being gay w other girls/nbs is lovely and cathartic, i never got to growing up bc i lived in a homophobic town + i was like dealing heavily with internalized homophobia and body/gender dysphoria so i was ace for a bit. talking more abt like sexual attraction + aesthetic attraction is new to me, and that’s been a process to get to, but it’s nice that I can now do so w/o being belittled or barraged by insult. i also just love the thought of being w someone, and daydreaming abt when that happens is really nice. also,, girls + nbs r a blessing and brighten my day and im so glad im attracted 2 them 

27. Turn ons?

absolutely communication, that’s a need. i had a bad experience w someone bc she wasn’t communicative at all, and failed to tell me that we weren’t dating despite us going on several dates + kissing??? like i wont go too into it, but hatchi matchi it was a mess. so yeah, communication, affection, and like reassurance that they actually want to be with me, and that my presence is wanted and enjoyed. I got a lot of “i dont care”s for answers last sort-of relationship, and that was rly discouraging. another turn on is for them to initiate talking and things, like holding hands or planning to hang out + such. consent is another big one. 

29. Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?

i usually tend to ask them out, but im still dealing w internalized junk, so its difficult. i also havent any situations in which they liked me back, which is frustrating. like i got lead on earlier summer for abt a month until i asked what we were doing + didnt rly get an answer, and it was this whole mess. i generally try to make the first move tho, bc i know firsthand how difficult it is, but that being said, it’s still hard for me to know for sure if theyre interested + i dont wanna make things uncomf w them, so i’ll wait until i think there might b attraction. that being said, once that’s all out of the way, i like to consider myself a good flirt when im trying. 

31. Talk about your interests or hobbies!

i have lots of interests!! im obsessed w steven universe, its my fav show (and if u ever have time, we should totally watch it together sometime, i rly think you’d love it, it’s super gay + heartwarming.) i really love playing music and learning new songs, which im rly great at memorizing. talking to friends + gettin 2 know them better is always nice and fun. i like to draw new things + see the different ways ppl draw, so seeing art on here is always fun for me. i’m also rly into polygon videos (it’s a youtube channel, not like videos abt polygon haha) and this podcast called the adventure zone. season one just ended, so i might start listening to another one called friends at the table. i rly wanna start a podcast w someone, but can never find anyone to start it with. idk what I’d talk abt but if i could find a partner for it, i think it’d be a lot of fun. mb smth abt games or books/queer representation in media. doing a dnd podcast would also b rly fun, but a lot of work + editing so mb later down the road !! im blanking on other interests atm, but animations and cartoons r lovely and i aim to make something in that field one day, if not just a comic.

my hobbies r mostlyyyy drawing, dnd things now every thursday, hanging w my friends, playing video games, sometimes writing (i rly wanna start a comic, and im tryin to get my butt into gear on it), goin to parks, listening to music, and goin 2 events w roe + cesar, two of my friends. sometimes ill play music!! i need to get more than the keyboard i’m lending, but i love performing. ill also watch leg birds on youtube, theyre a lesbian couple that plays gams + theyre rly sweet. 

33. Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?

its easy for me to love friends, doesnt usu take me more than a few months of knowing them if were talking a lot. as for falling in love, that takes me a lot longer. ive never rly been in love w someone. i thought i was once, but rly it was just my first gay experience w someone and i wanted it to be perfect so i projected a lot of things + made it better than it seemed to myself for the duration of it, which wasn’t healthy, so i wanna avoid doing that again, + take things slower next time. or at least for what they are. 

35. Ever fallen for a straight girl?

a few times, they were just crushes tho, so it wasnt too too bad

37. Favorite comfort food?

hot cocoa or tea. as for food food, i dont think i have one. mb french toast or cinnamon rolls. 

39. Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?

i used to be a vegetarian!! for like a yr, but it was difficult for me to eat and feel full, and i was pretty underweight, so i stopped. 

41. Early-riser or night-owl?

both, i tend to stay up, but getting up early can be nice if i dont have to do anything. like just gently waking + making some tea and a nice breakfast + sittin around for a bit. 

43. What is your Myers-Briggs type?

enfp-a 

45. At what age did you know you were a lesbian?

i think like 16-17? it took me a bit to get words for identity, like lesbian/nonbinary and the like, but i always knew, like id call myself an individual as opposed to gendered terms that i was referred to, and always felt rly yucky w deadname + the wrong pronouns

47. Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?

ive got one crush atm !! and another person who seems nice, but i wanna hang out w before like thinking abt a crush (im poly, which perhaps goes w/o saying, but i always like to state it when talking abt these things, jic )

49. Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future

i’d like a partner or two, to get some bongos- i got to play some a couple weeks ago, and it was the most fun i’ve had playing anything!! having smth with an instant response that i could make up rhythms with was really rewarding and so much fun. i know i want a cat at some point, to go on cute dates + cuddle and kiss a lot w someone, to visit my friends in other places, dye my hair, get a better job, to travel a bit, make a comic, go to college for animation and storyboarding, mb go to camp at some point, and I’d like to make some more friends here, i’m already making some, which i’m super happy about, but it’s always nice meeting new ppl 

thank u for asking!! this was relaxing + fun, and a lot of the topics were cathartic to talk about, and i needed it. so thanks for listening too kinda

also im queen of commas, i’ve discovered while typing this