#idk i don't have a tag for league game stuff

[goldnhourwrites]

So @/Sharjamon on Twitter (@sharjo on tumblr!) created this awesome chart about the 1000 Day Club (every League champion that has ever gone 1000 days without receiving a skin). I re-sorted the chart a little because I was curious. Images and fun facts below (long post!):

Sharjo's original chart is on the left, my version is on the right. Theirs is ordered by the length of time spent in the club. I was curious how this tied into how long the champion had been in the game, so mine is ordered by the length of time since the champion's release.

Sharjo also made this huge thread detailing EVERY champion who's ever been in the 1,000 day club, when it happened, and for how long. I would share this on Twitter but I had a lot of interesting things to talk about and didn't want to deal with the character limit.

First, some cool things that Sharjo pointed out:

Skarner has spent the most time in the 1000 day club. He's entered it 3 times and spent a total of 4,560 days waiting for skins (that counts the entire time between skins, not just the amount of days after his club entry).

Zilean is at the second most with 4258 days in the club. He was the first champion to ever enter the club (founding member!) and he has also been there 3 times.

Urgot holds the record for the single longest time period any champion has spent in the club at 2,369 days, between the releases of Battlecast (03/05/2012) and High Noon (08/30/2018).

Yorick is next, with 2,295 days between Pentakill (06/21/2011) and Arclight (10/02/2017). This was the longest period of time a champion had to wait to receive their first post-release skin.

Alistar is the champion who entered the club with the highest total number of skins at 14 (although he's one of the oldest champions in the game, so he's had a long time to accumulate them).

Xin Zhao is poised to become the newest member of the club, as he currently sits at 891 days (since Firecracker) and is not receiving a skin during the Anima Squad event. It would be his first time :(

And some neat things I noticed:

Out of the original 40 champions from League of Legends' release on 10/27/2009, 27 have made it to the 1000 day club, 1 was a near miss (Tryndamere), and 12 have never been in it.

Ornn is the "youngest" (most recently released) champion to enter the 1000 day club at 2510 days since his release on 08/22/2017. In other words, no champion released after that has gone to the 1000 day club.

Miss Fortune has the most skins of any champion who's ever been in the 1000 day club at 20 (this includes Admiral Battle Bunny Miss Fortune). She's currently tied with Ezreal for most skins overall. Her 1000 day club induction was between 2011 and 2014, between Crime City and Arcade.

Every champion with 12 or more skins was released in 2012 or earlier save for Lucian, Jinx, Thresh, and Yasuo (2013 releases).

Here's a chart I made comparing champion release dates to the number of skins they have! One with just data points and one with the names of each champion. Click for better resolution.

As always thank you for listening to me ramble about League :) go check out Sharjo's posts if you're on Twitter!

[maochira]

hey! i ask headcanons for ur event for sendou?

reader having a crush on sendou and ubers tease them a lot because of it?

(requesting this cuz sendou is so babygirl for me and there isn’t a lot of fanfics about him </3)

Honestly, I love writing for characters who don't have much written for them yet. Idk there's just something special about writing for them?? Blue Lock has so many characters they all deserve attention!! Also I agree Sendou is very babygirl

Requests open! - event list - event introduction

Tags: gn!reader x Sendou, a bit of fluff I think, you'll need "spending time with the Ubers" as context for one thing

Event synopsis: you, Claire (@deerangle3 ) and Mao (me) are assistants in the Neo Egoist League

-even before you started working in Blue Lock, Sendou was some sort of celebrity crush to you. It's something you never took that seriously, but he always managed to make you feel warm on the inside

-actually meeting and interacting with him makes your feelings grow. A lot and quickly. Especially because most of your evenings are spent with the Ubers team (not necessarily only because of Sendou, but he definitely plays a role in that)

-surprisingly, in the beginning, Sendou isn't the person who you spend the most alone time with. That person is actually Oliver. He became your best friend and that's why he's also the first one you told about your celebrity crush on Sendou

-Oliver points out how it's not even a "celebrity" crush anymore because you know him personally

-Oliver promises not to tell Sendou about it, but he likes to tease you A LOT. He also (accidentally) told Aryu and Barou about it. Of course, Claire and Mao figured it out as well

-if Sendou isn't around, you get teased SO SO MUCH by everyone. Especially by Oliver

-it always gets you a little flustered

-it's very clear that Sendo likes you a lot as well, it's just not obvious if it's only in a platonic way or if it's there's something romantic

-at some point, the others don't even care anymore and tease you in a less obvious way even if Sendou is in the same room. He doesn't realize the reason behind it, tho

-Claire promised to not ask the question (read spending time with the Ubers to understand this) anymore, so Oliver and Sendou agree to play truth or dare again

-when Sendou chose truth, everyone halfway expected Claire to ask that one question anyways, but instead, she asked him to say his honest opinion on you and what he liked about you

-Sendou starts by explaining how he thinks you're doing your work very well and you're the most tolerable out of the assistants (he thinks Claire and Mao are a bit annoying), after he praises you for your good work he gets a bit more personal but stops once he sees you blushing A LOT

-it confuses him because he doesn't know about your crush yet. He doesn't say anything about you blushing, tho. He continues talking but rushes it a bit and finishes quicker than he originally intended to

-the game goes on, but you're still blushing because the things Sendou said about you keep running through your head over and over

-Sendou starts suspecting you have a crush on him, and he thinks it's cute how you're still so flustered. He doesn't want to talk to you about it in front of everyone else, tho.

-Claire and Mao return to your shared bedroom a bit earlier than you. So later, when you decide you should return as well, Sendou runs after you in the hallway because he wants to talk to you

-it's too obvious to deny so you confess your feelings. You start off by telling him he's been your celebrity crush for a while and getting to know him personally made your feelings grow a lot

-you start getting nervous and embarrassed during your confession and end up saying some nonsense stuff, you're about to apologize for it but Sendou makes you shut up by kissing you

[sweetsreverie]

Heyyy Sweet💗, may I please request hc’s of what type of dads the 1 4 1 soldiers would be around/with their children

tysm for requesting this because it made my heart so so happy 🫶🏼

umbrella headcanons: they’re all protective as shit over their kids and don’t bring their work home with them. they never discuss it in front of the little ones.

simon "ghost" riley

realistically, i don't see him ever having children due to his job and his own childhood

BUT... tumblr doesn't need to be realistic hehe

but really, he would be somewhat terrified of parenthood because the last thing he wants is to be like his father

so he's going to do everything he possibly can to be the best father he can be

simon says that he has a cold heart, but i think he could become tender-hearted when he has a child

but also, for a while he honestly has no idea what to do around children

he really tries to keep his voice gentle when he's with them, and he becomes somewhat of a gentle giant when he becomes a dad

he'll never use baby talk with his kids, he'll talk to them like they understand everything he's saying

he would absolutely spoil his kids because he didn't get that as a kid

he's so so protective of them - he always keeps them in his sight when you're away from home and out in public

the monsters under the bed stand no chance against him either!

his kid(s) cling onto him like koalas, or like how kittens will climb up your legs? yeah, just like that. he's a jungle gym to them

john "soap" mactavish

soap is a whole goof of a dad tbh

but he's got the biggest heart

while he can be goofy, he doesn't play about his kid's safety, ever

he'll teach his kid(s) all sorts of scottish slang from the get-go

the kids love when he tells stories and reads from their books - he tries to use different voices for the little characters

soap unironically enjoys watching bluey with the kids

he'll also watch those baby sensory videos with the dancing fruits

when he works out at home, the kids cling to him and refuse to leave him alone despite your efforts

he'll use them as barbells or do push-ups while they pile on his back

if you have a daughter, she always puts her little hair clips in his mohawk

he absolutely leaves them there

he'll be such a proud dad, of everything his kids do

artwork on the fridge, good grades hung up, all that stuff

the type of dad to laugh when his kid curses rather than scold them for it, even though he knows it's wrong

john price

price is probably gonna be the most normal dad on this list

he would also be super protective of his kids, tbh they all are

would probably smoke his cigars outside so the smoke wouldn't be around the kids inside

absolute football dad

if your kids show any sort of interest in it, he's enrolling them for some kids league football

he'll also watch games with them and tell them all about what's going on

also the type to not baby talk his kids tbh

he probably thought he would never have kids so he cherishes them so much when they're born

he gets them hats that match his and they love wearing them

he had to start trimming his beard when the baby started to pull on it

he loves doing things outside with them, whether it's tending to a little herb garden or going for a walk

kyle "gaz" garrick

gaz is also pretty normal tbh

he's so eager to be a good dad, and he did so much research online about kids

he's an absolute sweetie and softie for his kids

boy or girl, he likes to do their hair whenever he's home

i feel like he would be a home-made baby food enthusiast, idk why

he loves reading to his kids!! they have so many books, i can see him starting a book with them and reading a chapter or so before bed whenever he's home

he's a dad that always tells his kids that he loves them unconditionally, and they never have a doubt about his love

he thought that kid leashes were stupid until he needed to get one for his kid

he'd also unironically watch kids shows with the kids

he heard that cocomelon is bad so that's a no-go

tag list: @ho3forghost @juggernaunt @shellfishb34ch @redpool @madamepozum

[ask-dr-fritzludwig]

...I dont think is very pro-

Hallo! uh...internet (I suppose?) uhm...

Name: Fritz. Ludwig

age: 39

height: 6'1

Currently: healthy. Maximum 180 beats per minute...

Currently I am at ze Builders league base with my fellow mercenaries. I have been told zhat creating an account on here will be helpful...in some vay...herr scout tells me to make friends on here anyvays...

OOC stuff at the bottom!! pls read!! vvv

Ough now time for the OOC stuff

Hiiii uh...so this is my first ever rp blog so sorry if I mess some shit up

Also im still pretty new to the TF2 fandom. I don't even have the game or SFM :(( i really want to though...

like I said I'm new to the tf2 fandom. I probably won't act out the medic right and i really apologize for that so yeah :/ also english not good sometimes idk why so ://

Mod is a minor! so pls dont do anything weird! Like super weird asks and stuff. but rizz up the medic all ya want ig? (he'll be confused or flattered. he doesn't know which one just yet)

ill respond to ask to the best if my ability and to stay in character

im planning to draw some sort of blog ask thingy for this acc- so sorry for the late reply

You know the usual DNI; if ur homophobic, racist, transphobic, bigoted zoo/pedophile stuff ect ect JUST DON'T EVEN BOTHER-

Also Also

ill add in a few head cannons i have for the blue medic. like the bio says. its based off blu medic from lil pootis and a bit off of emesis blue?

fellow blu rp/ask members id love it if yall interected too :DD love rping and such. Speaking of Rp...

ig main ship for this blog is...yk- basic as hell heavymedic and also ig engineer x medic (platonic wise ig?) [if there is like ship content ill probably be a bit nervous cus like...this is my first blog so qwq)

speaking of ships. ig any ship is okay. those 2 are my main for this blog (BUT MY 3 TOP MAIN SHIPS HAS TO BE HEAVYMEDIC, ENGISPY AND BOOTS AND BOMBS/ SOLDIER X DEMO SO EJCSKXKWKXKW) as long as its legal/isnt with miss pauling, scout or pyro (personally i just dont see 3 of em with the other mercs. pyro with anyone is atleast something friendly and miss pauling is just there to make sure the other mercs dont get into trouble...also lesbian miss pauling so :] )

If ya want yer ask to be drawn pls tell me qwq Ill probably draw random asks but not yours..like i said im switching between text and drawing out a reply so yeah...sorry

💉#Prepare for your examination...-> general medic stuff

💉#In my medical opinion -> medic answers Asks

💉#THE___IS (DEAD!) -> medic interacts with other blogs (medic just asks shit/start up shit/responds to other tf2 blogs) [also also because tumblers a arse. i cant even use the tag because apparently its inappropriate so yeah]

💉#turn your head and cough -> ship stuff? i think?(JWJDKWJS I SHOULDN'T HAVE CHOOSE THIS VOICE LINE QOUTE BUT ITS SO FUNNY FOR THIS-)

💉#you are SCHEWPID -> Shitty doodles (made by mod)

💉#danke schön -> random (mod) bullshit GO!!

I saw other blogs that do this but thier from diffrent fandoms so...uh claimed anons?? here?

[neverendinglabyrinth]

"Okay, let's do this one last time."

"My name is Aveline. I was actually bitten by a (non-radioactive) spider once, and for the past three years I've been Tumblr's one and only Spider-Woman."

About me!

I'm fluent in both English and Spanish!

I'm a full time athlete; very proud three-time junior national champion, hoping to qualify for LA 2028, also a part-time artist, graphic designer and video editor.

Animation is the love of my life, my ultimate life goal is to direct my own animated movie!

I love everything colorful and bright and fun! My favorite colors are the neon ones lmao.

I have consistent nightmares and my dreams are structured in a very weird way, sometimes i blog about it.

Obsessed with music to an unhealthy degree and I'm not kidding, I ALWAYS have my headphones on.

I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and you WILL hear me complain about it from time to time.

I love interacting with people who share my interests, so send me an ask, here are some question ideas i found (link) if you don't know what to ask.

Also i have a side blog its @cherry-starz, its literally just reblogs of pretty pictures but it might give you a good insight of what i like outside of fandom and funny posts :)

fandoms:

i am beyond obsessed with these shows/movies please talk to me about them.

★ The Spider-Verse in general! [#spiderverse]

★ Arcane: League of Legends [#arcane]

★ Lockwood & Co [#l&co]

other media i enjoy (no specific tags yet):

How To Train Your Dragon

Coraline

The Last Of Us (game & show)

Big Hero 6

Rise Of The Guardians

Labyrinth (1986)

Alice In Wonderland (all versions tbh)

The Mitchells Vs. The Machines

Perks of Being a Wallflower

The Maze Runner

Phineas & Ferb

Monster High (g1 specifically, idk whats goin on with the new gens rn)

(many others)

tag system:

#art i like | #i love music | #certified internet images | #reblogs

★ my original posts: #neverendingthoughts

★ best posts of all time: #tumblr hall of fame

★ posts i find useful/i want to remember: #important papers

★ other stuff that doesn't fall into any of these categories: #junk drawer

music:

my spotify stats are concerning.

boy, do i LOVE MUSIC! i listen to more than a 1,000 separate artists, and when I say that I listen to everything I MEAN IT! PLAY ME YOUR NICHE CIRCUS AMBIENCE MUSIC AND I WILL PROBABLY EAT THAT SHIT UP!

but to be more specific, my favorite genre is probably rock and everything that falls under it's umbrella, i love me some electric guitar dude it's like a drug.

thank you so much for taking the time to read this!

but before you leave, you must to make a choice:

video 1 vs. video 2

the choice is yours...

(both are safe, one is just slightly more annoying than the other).

[barbieliberationarmy]

15 questions for 15 friends!

Tagged by @reallygroovyninja (thanks!)

Were you named after anyone? Nope.

When was the last time you cried? I almost melted down in the car yesterday when "Fuckin perfect" came on. Body image issues + wedding suit fitting = mindfuck.

Do you have kids? No, and have never really wanted them. Def not happening now.

What sports have you played/do you play? I played basketball for a hot minute in middle school. I was the worst player in the league. These days casual badminton and half-ass pickleball are my speed.

Do you use sarcasm?  Me? Never.

First thing you notice about people? I don't notice specific features right away. Takes me a minute. I can be a bit oblivious.

What is your eye colour? Green

Scary movies or happy endings? Not a big fan of scary movies, so happy endings I guess.

Any talents? Idk, define "talent." I'm good at some stuff, but is that talent?

Where were you born? Virginia

What are your hobbies? Reading, video games, bar trivia, bit of hiking, falling asleep watching cold case true crime with my gf, lately bingeing crime shows on BritBox. Does anxiety count as a hobby if you do it a lot?

Do you have any pets? Kermit, my senior cat.

How tall are you? 5'6"

Dream Job? I thought we weren't supposed to dream about labor? I'd say park ranger, but not the "dealing with people" bits.

Tagging @butmakeitgayblog @ironicsnowflake @dreamsaremywords @scentofdriedflowers and anyone who hasn't done it and wants to

[spursdontplaybasketball]

Talk Hockey to Me

tagged by @giirlinterrupted 🤍💙

Tell me about:

1. The thing that got you hooked on hockey

I grew up in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, about an hour south of Hershey, PA. My dad grew up going to watch the Hershey Bears play minor league hockey in the American Hockey League, and he continued the tradition with me (and my sister sometimes.) At first, I only really liked to go to the games for an opportunity to spend time with my dad, which was rare sometimes, but in middle school I somehow ended up being really good at floor hockey when we played it in gym class. One day I managed to score a hat trick, even though I was terrible at every other sport. (I also had a crush on one of the players on my school's hockey team at that point.) So I just kinda thought hockey was fun at that point and started enjoying the actual games more. Then I picked a favorite player from the Bears independently for the first time, and it was Mike Green. I didn't know much about him, just thought he was cool. He turned out to be really good, and when he got called up to the NHL to play for the Capitals, I started watching the Caps games on TV. (I was also lucky that we got the sports channel from Washington DC, despite not being all that close to there.)

2. Your first ever fandom friend

I'm not too established in the hockey fandom on here. I have a personal blog that I rarely use anymore that I used to post occasional Caps stuff on and follow a few Capitals people, but that's on a different account that I rarely use. I know hockey has become a lot more popular on footieblr over the years. I remember a few years back when it was more unusual for these fandoms to overlap that I sent a message or two to people who were in both fandoms that I thought it was cool that they liked both sports like I do. Basically my only hockey friend on here is @giirlinterrupted (and I'm so grateful that she doesn't put Sidney Crosby on my dash like so many other footieblr hockey fans seem to do.) IRL I have been surrounded by hockey fans most of my life though, because it's pretty big in my state in general, so the main time I felt a little more alone on that was the 2 1/2 years I was living in San Francisco. Unfortunately I am currently surrounded by Penguins fans :( as I am living in Pittsburgh. My IRL best friend is also into hockey, but she is a Sabres fan since she is from Buffalo and now lives in Rochester, NY.

3. The jersey you would most like to own

I wish I had an old Mike Green or Jay Beagle Caps jersey. Mike Green is now retired, and Jay Beagle, I don't even know.

4. YOUR player (you only get ONE so choose wisely)

I still have an unhealthy attachment to Jay Beagle even though he's been off the Caps for years. None of the current players can live up to that.

5. A pairing that deserves more fic

Don't really read fic much, but Ovi/Backstrom (I'm so out of the loop that I don't even know if they have a ship name) are adorable together, and idk how popular they are, at least outside of Caps fans.

6. Your favourite on-ice moment

6/7/18. What else? I still cry when I think about it sometimes, and I can barely listen to "I Will Wait" by Mumford and Sons without crying due to that "Worth the Wait" video the Caps put out on social media after the Cup win.

link someone else's art/fic/etc that you love & think everyone should check out

He's here on Tumblr (@mxgicdave) but I could only find my favorite pic of his on Twitter:

link something you made & are proud of & want people to see

Got nothing. I tried to write a few things about hockey in the past, but not since I was like 13. I was writing a story about a minor league hockey player whose playing got impacted by past trauma. Didn't get very far, then I was also trying to write a murder mystery featuring the Capitals, and I got even less far with that.

no pressure tagging:

I have no one to tag! :(

[togeqii]

thank you yuren for tagging me in the self-rec game 🥹 i haven't looked back on my old hq blog in ages but i'll be listing stuff from star-puff and my kpop blog :")

idk who's been tagged yet and who hasn't but ...? tagging @allright @saintshigaraki @milkcutea @prettyboykatsuki @puffycloud @violetsoju @megumidulcee @ankaaz @snailsoss @clubatsumu @dkfile and anyone else who wants to join!

after the world has fallen (where do we lie?) & before the world fell (you were there.)

this was my favorite fic for a While and i think a big reason for that was it was one of the bigger projects i had gotten the ambition to complete. to be honest i'm still trying to think of ways to come back to this apocalypse universe even in my kpop phase but nothing seems to hit quite the same as the old hq boys did 😔 it was my first real experience making a cohesive story thread and my first time really immersing myself in the world i'd created. i learned so much from writing these two fics. i think if i could go back i would definitely write it differently (i've grown a lot as a writer after all :") ) but there are just so many scenes/prose in the fic that i still look back fondly on.

an elegy of clouds

my first and last completed series :") it's funny because this is one of my first fics i'd ever thought up of in my drafts in 2020 and yet it was the final fic i would go on to publish at the end of the star-puff lifespan... time really is a circle! i could go on and on about the origins of this fic but i think it was just. a fic series that was really important to me. funnily enough i don't find myself going back to reread this fic as often as i do my next fic on the list, but i think i'd rather keep the memory of creating this fic precious in the sepia rather than unearthing it to newfound criticism. don't get me wrong there are still things i wished i could have fleshed out more of/improved on but a lot of blood sweat and tears went into completing this series and she is just . very special to me ...

scintilla

my favorite fic ever even till this day :") i was talking to my old mutual about this the other day but i think all of my writing on star-puff led up to this fic (my final form). i'm not quite sure what possessed me in a june summer to write this but i literally spilled it all out in less than two weeks which is frankly still recordbreaking for me to this day. it was my first time really delving into purple(?) prose and metaphors and i STILL to this day keep the essence of what i learned from writing scintilla into my new fics. she really is my magnum opus. or at least one of them. and also i think the fact that it was received so well especially during a time when i wanted to deactivate so bad is also. a big bonus jsdflsf.

svt, after it all ends (vocal | hhu | performance)

ok this isn't a fic it's like a headcanon set buuutttt. idk i found myself really liking these short bursts of instances that i could encapsulate and expand on using a single metaphor (it's the scintilla influence). personally the hhu version is my favorite like maybe it's cause i know them the best or because the metaphors i chose were my favorite or just the prose in general but idk! something about it just. hurts me the best.

gravity (is the distance between you and me.)

my real and true magnum opus ...... she's up there in the leagues with scintilla definitely! i'd even say that she is scintilla's child. scintilla walked so gravity could run (heaving and spitting out blood). there's not much i can really say about this one other than like. idk she is just really really special and personal to me. she went through 3 different idols for her muse and eventually settled on her final form with sunwoo from tbz but idkkk more than that it's like. the yn in this fic is so personal to me she's self-sabotaging and guilt-ridden and selfless in all the wrong ways to the point of selfishness and despite all that she is still just. loves so strongly and deeply it ends up pulling them together again ... Gravity . it has one of my favorite sections ever written (even if it was like drying a wet dog for a good few weeks) and it's just so. personal!!

[measlyfurball13]

Yoinking an open tag from @bloodgulchblog!

I've never met a tag game that's specifically about fandom, I just had to fill it out.

Tagging @totally-not-an-awkward-okapi and @nitr09-productions and @south-sea and @ow-old-men, along with anyone else who manages to see this between all of the Sonic reblog spam.

Your name: Call me Measly!

Your current fandom(s): Anybody checking my reblog spam knows that I am neck fucking deep in the Sonic fandom right now. Which I must say, is not the lowest I've ever been- one of my prior fandoms was League of Legends, somehow.

How did you first get into fandom?: Deviantart.com baby!! A really pretty girl in 6th grade introduced me to the website, and one day I finally worked up the courage to enter my favorite show at the time (Transformers Prime) into the search bar. I discovered that I was not the only girl in the world who experience the Blorbo Emotions and that blew my mind.

How long have you been engaging in fandom spaces?: Since 6th grade, as mentioned before. However, honorary mention- my mom is actually a part of the fandom old guard. She's been reading fanfic since before I was born. Strange thought, isn't it?

How often do you read fanfics?: About every week, I say. I usually find new stuff here on tumblr, and I troll the depths of AO3 every week and a half or so. (I usually just tend to tear through every fic that's been tagged with my favorite niche character and then get sad about it.)

Top three characters from your current fandom(s):

Anybody who's even glanced at my reblog spam knows that it's all going to be Sonic characters. More specifically, my beloved Metal Sonic, is #1. Obsessed with this funky identity crisis dude. He's the one I'm writing a literal novel for right now, because you can fit so much goddamn angst, mental illness, and daddy issues into this one robot it's not even remotely funny.

In close second is Omega. This is another robot built by the same guy in universe as Metal, by the way, so he's got a similar yet different flavor of angst going on. Omega was hit with the typical "you are what you choose to be" arc that most fictional robots undergo, except his choice was "I WANT TO COMMIT MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF VIOLENCE. AND ALSO MAYBE MAKE FRIENDS BUT DON'T TELL ANYBODY THAT" and that fascinates me deeply.

Number 3 is, uh, idk? Kind of a toss-up. Probably a tie between Shadow (who's the traditional pick for a hurt/comfort character in this fandom) or Silver (optimistic time traveler dude who is just. so tragic sometimes.)

Have you ever written fic for a fandom?:

BOY HAVE I EVER-

The longest fanwork I've written so far is sitting pretty at around 44,000 words (it's an incredibly niche crossover between Babylon 5 and Knight Rider). My current WIP (the aforementioned one starring Metal Sonic), however, just broke 50k yesterday and I'm not even remotely close to finishing.

But yeah- I've been writing since 6th grade. Here's my very first ever fanfiction by the way, if you want an idea of how far I've come (or a good laugh.)

Have you ever drawn fanart for a fandom?:

I can count on one hand how many times I've tried. I can count on zero hands how many times I've succeeded.

Share a personal headcanon that you feel very strongly about:

If you follow my Sonic sideblog, you'll see all of my headcanons projectile-blasted at you daily.

Additionally, most of my headcanons are pretty fluid. I LOVE enjoying multiple interpretations of the same character, even and especially if they're contradictory. There's only been, like, two that I've ever been super crazy about.

The one that I'm weirdest about right now is Metal Sonic being some flavor of trans. This is the character that, upon gaining the ability to redesign their body however they wanted in canon, gave themselves long hair, a skirt, and a big dragon alternate mode. If that doesn't scream "transgender" for you, I don't know what will.

And finally, what does fandom mean to you?:

Fandom is a place where I get to share the joy of creation with other people! My favorite thing in the universe to do is "yes, and" people and develop ideas together. My second favorite thing in the universe to do is to encourage creators to tell me more about their fuckin' awesome ideas. My third favorite thing in the universe is seeing people react to my own work. I'm just writing the stories that make me happy, man, so to see people enjoying it brings me so much joy.

[maxwellendowed]

15 Questions and 15 Mutuals

tagged by @pixlerelish Thaaaaaaanks mama.

1) Are you named after anyone? Uhm, not anyone specifically? I guess my real name comes from a stupid country song, but everyone sings "Mandy" to me so I guess that's a win too.

2) When is the last time you cried? oh. uhm....well people know I'm not good with my emotions so I guess it was probably back in November when @pixlerelish and I got to go to the NSP concert. NO I DID NOT CRY DURING ORGY FOR ONE SHUTUP.

3) Do you have kids? Hmmm...that is an interesting question....should I add my bf and roommate? Yeah probably...so sure.

4) Do you use sarcasm a lot? I do, yes. It's my second language.

5) What’s the first thing you notice about people? oh man something I don't even think about...hmmm...probably hair.

6) What’s your eye colour? Hazel!

7) Scary movie or happy ending? SCARY MOVIE!!! I gotta be in the mood for anything else lol

8) Any special talents? Ugh I guess I'll just go to my top two things. Ican make it sound like I have a frog in my throat and I can't bend my right thumb. Weeeee.

9) Where were you born? *turn location on* ugh gross...I don't wanna live here anymore...

10) Do you have any hobbies? Yeah I guess. Never have time for them anymore, so, i love video editing, watching stuff with friends, chilling with friends and having deep conversations, playing d&d, playing video games....uhhh yeah.

11) Do you have any pets? lmao again, can I say my roommate and bf? I clean up after them enough...

12) What sports are/have you played? played Softball up til high school, played Basketball up til middle school, and I think that's it... wanted to do Tennis in high school but my school wasn't cool enough.

13) How tall are you? 5′7" I think?

14) What’s your favourite subject in school? I think any kind of class that sparked my creativity was my favorite. In middle school it was Art and in High School I loved Digital Communications, and I kept art going in high school too.

15) Dream job? Sooooo behind, but I want to edit for the big movies. I've shown off my talents locally and a little bit in internships, but I need to hit the big leagues SOON, or idk.

tag 15 peeps!

uhm how about like 3 or 4...

@nerdyvocals @addcolortomysky @look-at-those-niceass-rocks

[theleakypen]

20 Questions: Writer's Edition

Tagged by @guqin-and-flute!

Q&A under the cut:

How many works do you have on AO3? 151 as of this morning. Dang!

What's your total AO3 word count? 191,595. Hey not bad~!

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they? 21 if you separate out the MDZS adaptations, 19 if you don't. They are: The Untamed, MDZS, Nirvana in Fire, Arcane: League of Legends, Guardian, The Arcana (Visual Novel), Leverage, MDZS Cartoon, All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Handsome Siblings (TV 2020), Children of the Consortium series - Cathy McCrumb, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Venom (Marvel Movies), Me and AU (Podcast), Books of the Raksura - Martha Wells, The Locked Tomb Series - Tamsyn Muir, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Goncharov (1973) - beelzeebub, Thor (Movies), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, and Cris Tales (Video Game)

What are your top 5 fics by kudos? 1. Yunmeng In-Laws - CQL - cowritten with @iamwestiec - far ahead of every other fic by a LOT 2. pity the fool (who falls in love with you) - CQL/MDZS - cowritten with @iamwestiec and @spacewitchbot 3. A Fruitful Correspondence - CQL - cowritten with @iamwestiec (are you sensing a theme?) 4. The Grieving of the Bones - MDZS 5. What I've failed I will not unknow / What has failed me is not yet unknown - CQL

What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending? I think it's a tie between my two Mo Xuanyu fics — but now my ink's blood red not black and The Door Won't Open — although Give a Comb, Take a Kiss and The River Styx is high and wide are both close thirds.

What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending? Like Guq, most of what I write tends to be short fluffy one-shots, so, like, most of them? But if I had to pick one, maybe this post-canon polyamorous triple drabble for Nirvana in Fire is it.

Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the weirdest one you’ve written? I do! I've written several! I think the silliest is probably my Untamed/Me & AU crossover where the crossover is actually with Selkirk, the fake TV show that the Me & AU characters are into.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? I do! It's usually pretty nonstandard in some way or another? Fierce corpses, eldritch or otherwise monstrous characters, ace & trans characters, kinky stuff, not much of a focus on penetrative sex for the most part (not that I haven't written penetrative sex, mind)

Do you respond to comments, why or why not? Yes, though not on any particular schedule. I will reply either right away or months later, and there's not any method to which it will be XD

Have you ever received hate on a fic? Only once but it was that Xiyao troll that was going around being an ass to everyone who writes even a smidge of non-negative xiyao, so it didn't really bug me. I've received some "well actually" style comments as well, which are more annoying.

Have you ever had a fic stolen? I fucking hope not! XD;;;

Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes! And a poem, too!

Have you ever co-written a fic before? Ahaha I sure have! See above -- my most popular fics are all cowritten ones.

What’s your all time favourite ship to write for? Well, according to my AO3 stats, it's a tie between SongXiao and ChengQing (9 fics each), although WangXian and platonic Yunmeng Shuangjie are in second place (7 fics). I think WangXian suffers from the "background canonical ship" effect in my fics, though, for the most part. But honestly, I like a lotta weird lil rarepairs so the 151 fics I've posted up on AO3 so far are mostly all one-offs.

What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? But, After All, I Am A Wen my beloved 😭😭😭 I'm trying, I swear.

What are your writing strengths? I think I write good dialogue! I also think I'm pretty darn good at, like, interior character work? IDK how to phrase that. But, like, conveying shit about a character's psychology in a show-don't-tell sort of way. I hope.

What are your writing weaknesses? Finishing the damn thing. ;-; Also anything that involves choreographing bodies in space absolutely destroys me. Fight scenes, sex scenes, dance scenes... I struggle.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? I like it if it's done smoothly! In my own writing it varies a lot how much I insert from languages other than English, and my reasoning is mostly about flow and tone.

What was the first fandom you wrote for? In a notebook never shared with anyone I think it was Irene Radford's Dragon Nimbus series, where I think I inserted a unicorn character? First thing I ever shared online was a Yugioh fic where I inserted a dragon shapeshifter character. (I have since removed it from the internet.)

What’s your favourite fic you’ve written? Uhhhhh. How can I possibly pick??? I like most of them! I still go back and reread a bunch of them for my own pleasure :)

If you see this and you wanna do it, consider yourself tagged!

[any-apples]

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i’m A or apples, she/her/they/them, biracial white presenting (indian/a lot of german/various european countries), i’m either a first or second generation immigrant from india i think (dad is from there, i was born there, my mom is american), not straight (bi + acespec), I speak limited hindi and can read/write some latin.

a whole bunch of other things about me under the cut ⬇️

i’m in high school!

born and raised a flyers fan, somehow turned into an avs bruins and canucks fan. time zones are a bitch so i mostly watch flyers and bruins and the other two when the games aren’t at unreasonable times!

also getting into pwhl hockey but i didn’t watch the whole first season so i haven’t picked a team to support. fingers crossed for expansion closer to where i live but right now nyc would be my local team!

I also enjoy phillies baseball but i don't know any baseball names if they aren't on the phillies, and i don't follow the whole league. (i picked it up because i missed hockey and wanted a sport).

I climb regularly with a team and i love watching bouldering (+ sometimes lead) events. i’ve been watching the olympics when i get a chance (time zones) i haven’t been watching the world cups this year live but i watch them when i can. climbing is my favorite sport (second favorite to watch, only behind hockey).

During the regular season this is like 80% a flyers/hockey blog and 20% other things (climbing, phillies, i might get into the eagles if my cousin convinces me idk, i also enjoy musicals, archery (not to watch, i just like to shoot sometimes), and planes so other stuff like that shows up sometimes)

Tags I use frequently:

#apples reports for when i occasionally repost/post about news i’ve seen somewhere (usually when i haven’t seen it on tumblr yet)

#apples not hockeying for when i occasionally post about or reblog something not hockey related, since this is a (largely) hockey (+ other sports but during the hockey season it’s pretty much just hockey) blog and anyone who sees my stuff regularly is here for hockey!

#apples yaps for when it’s a long post with my thoughts, or just a long text post in general, or sometimes things are just me yapping.

#hockey sillies for hockey jokes, things i find funny, and things relating to hockey not posted in a serious light that are meant to be taken as a joke

#baseball sillies for that but baseball ^

#apples climbs for when i’m posting about climbing world cups/ the olympics OR if im for some reason posting about my own climbing/team/practices

#really cool things this ones only for reblogs really but it’s for when i find something i think is super sick! and i wanna categorize it and be able to find it later as something that is super sick!

#sam appreciation hours! for when i’m posting about sam ersson (yes, he gets his own tag).

#apples watches baseball for baseball posts etc

i tag the team city and and the team name always, and sometimes just the team name as well. i’m not super consistent but 😬 i guess. players i always tag first and last name. if there are alternate spellings of a name/someone goes by two names, i usually tag both (etc matvey vs matvei michkov or cam + cameron york). i don’t always tag reblogs, but i do for the most part if it seems relevant.

for anything relating to carter hart (although this is largely irrelevant after he was not qualified, it is on my blog from awhile ago), it is tagged #tw sa and/or #tw sexual assault

nhl teams tier list:

goes left to right as favorite to least favorite. subject to change at my discretion. (boston might drop after all those trades but i'll have to see how they play first). OILERS WILL DROP AS SOON AS I GET THE CHANCE TO CHANGE IT.

fuck the blackhawks and their stupid logo and organization (except bedsy).

i’m a sam ersson apologist and a huge frostbee enjoyer. i love most flyers players (name one and chances are i love them) but there are exceptions sometimes.

[hanjisungz]

We really got some good pics this comeback!!! I love anything where they're smiling, it's just so nice and wholesome. Also I am always a sucker for a nice smile (one of the many reasons Taeyang is my ult).

Yes!!! He's so cute in a hoodie!!! Did you see that pic with him and Felix in Australia where Chan just looks so smol? That pic is everything to me. 🥺 I look forward to sharing my fave Chan pics with you then~ 💕

Ooo all very nice selfies!!! Jisung looks so squishable, and I love the Changbin hoodie selfie, so cute!!!

I'm curious about you, what do you like to do? Any fun hobbies?

As a habitual tag reader I wanna say, don't worry about how long it takes you to answer! I totally get that stuff happens, and even talking like this can take a lot of energy sometimes! I'm here whenever you have the time and energy! - 🧸

see i am also a sucker for smiles but i'm Also the biggest sucker for cheeks 🥹 (part of the reason why jisung is my ult haha)

YESS I REMEMBER THAT listen any aussie line selfie i just love idk they're friendship is just so special i love them 😭💓💞

oooh, i feel like i don't have many hobbies lol. i write when i have time, read books sometimes but my attention span has been truly drained so i don't do it much anymore! also i like to play video games and watch people play video games (like streamers or pro leagues) and i play soccer when i can but i also love Watching soccer and american football! idk if this is a hobby but i also just started trading/selling pcs!! 😄💓 how about you?! i wanna know more abt you too !!

and thank you 🥹🥺 i definitely get drained really easily talking to people (especially at work 😅) but i really love chatting with you so it's more fun than it is forcing myself to do it ya know ?? and same to you !!! pls don't feel like you have to reply right away if you can't/don't feel like it 💞

[sweatandwoe]

4, 6, 16, 31

4. Do you regret getting involved in any fandoms?

Probably when I was a teenager, like tumblr pre-2018 was a hell hole. A wonderful, filled with content hell hole, but dear god it was still a hell hole. At least on my end.

6. List your OTP from each fandom you’ve been involved in.

UHHHH, I haven't really written for many other fandoms besides Arcane and Star Wars but here are some OTPs from fandoms I like in no order besides me remembering them

World of Warcraft: Tyrande/Malfurion, Jania/Slyvanas (there's some good fics out there rip), Jania/Tyrande (I just wanna see her happy in the arms of a lady love), Vol'jin/Tyrathan Khort, Slyvanas/Nathanos (but only from Makaniart's art, that's the entire reason for my shipping of that), Wrathion/My Pussy, also Vol'jin/My pussy

Star Wars: OCs/OCs (seriously I write this stuff still, I just won't ever post it, it's my little happy series), My Swtor characters/Lana, Padme/Ani, Mando/Reader, Obi-Wan/Reader, Darth Maul/Reader (pretty much any main dude /reader)

LOTR: Gimli/Legolas (read an entire 150k fic one time about it. God it was good), Aragorn/Arwen

Mass Effect: SHAKARIAN

Dragon Age: Solas x F!Trevalyan (I may have spelled that wrong. Also please see @designfailure56's sibbe x solas content and tell me it's not cute. I dare ya), Solas x Anyone really (used to hate the egg, but now egg is cute. and also a pain in the ass still, but still) Ironbull/Inquisitor, Morrigan/HoF, Hawke/Fenris

Asoiaf: Brienne/Jamie, Margery/Sansa, Dany/Sansa, Viserys/Getting pegged

16. Are their any popular ships in your fandom which you dislike?

For any fandom my number one NOTP is:

Arthas x Jania or Thrall x Jania. if she wanted a man she'd have a man, simple.

For Arcane, any Proshipping ones, and I'm not the biggest Ca!tv! fan (I will write about them being together because I do like them it's more like Riot held them back and you can tell, and it makes me sad. I don't feel like they got enough confirmation for people's reactions if that makes sense? Like if the genders were reversed, we'd be talking about the biggest queer baiting in history, because they don't even kiss in the show or get confirmed as a couple. And I want it to be, but I hate riot tip toeing around it. Having their cake and eating it too kinda shit.)

31. What’s the nicest thing someone has ever said about your writing?

Answered already over here!

[raysofcrosby]

do any of the tkachuk kids have a pregnancy scares? And how would caroline and matthew handle that? (And why is it payson??) ;)

i've v briefly brushed on this topic w ethan earlier this year on how matt and caroline would react, here but i never considered the other kids 💀 but aklsfjsdf leave miss payson alone!!! she's an angel!!! 😩

if any of the kids were to have a pregnancy scare, i really don't think it would be ethan. just because straight off the bat once he's in high school and yk kids start talking about it, etc, matt and caroline are v open w him about safe sex and stuff, not only bc they absolutely don't want to be young grandparents ((perf karma for their parents lol)) but bc caroline knows what it's like to be a teen parent and like any parent, wants better for her kids, but they would both b v supportive regardless.

HOWEVER, on that note, despite matt and caroline being v open w the kids about safe sex yk if there did happen to be a pregnancy scare, i honestly think it honestly would either be scarlett or theo, MAYBE payson ((lil angel<33)) once they're old enough.

scarlett is the first girl, so for matt it's kind of uncharted territory and for caroline, she relies v heavily on how her mom and chantal talked to her about safe sex yk?? so once she's old enough and starts dating, caroline is v open w her about yk birth control and safe sex and how protection is key no matter birth control or not ((pretty much w all of the kids)) so we'll put scarlett at like 16/17 and she's been dating her boyfriend for a good bit– one day, let’s say it’s around winter semester exams in HS ((and miss scarlett got caroline’s smarts so yk she’s in honors and ap courses)) miss scarlett goes to caroline one night when they’re all getting ready to head out to one of payson’s hockey games ((miss ma’am is in middle school at this time so it could either be for her school or league/travel idk how that works in missouri which is where they are at this point in time)), matt’s already there w payson, oliver and the twins bc caroline had some school stuff to do and scarlett was taking extra study time— so it’s just her and caroline at home at this point. caroline’s all ready to go and when scarlett comes in she’s all “are you ready to go?” and miss scarlett just blurts out “my period’s late” bc yk ma’am has been internalizing her panic and caroline’s all standing there like 🧍🏻‍♀️👁👄👁 and is like “okay,” and yk that’s kinda all she can get out bc miss scarlett is PANIC rambling about how yk her and her boyfriend have been safe and she’s always taken her pill but she thinks maybe a condom broke or something— like full on panicking!!! but have no fear bc despite matt’s snipping ((bc let’s be real, caroline would have him get one and he’d be like okay cool!!!)) they still keep around pregnancy tests and caroline has her take two ((one for yk balance just in case)) and both are ✨negative✨ so caroline’s like yk you could just be a little stressed w school, so let’s wait a few days before we do another one and then we’ll head to a doctor — but have no fear, miss scarlett got her period the next day and came running to caroline like “yay” and matt’s just like “huh?? why weren’t you ever happy like that?? you were always grouchy” 💀

payson...lord dear little angel, ma'am is just a "i mean, i think i'm good, but yk i'm actually not sure so i got a test 🤪" kind of pregnancy scare yk?? ma'am absolutely will tell matt first bc she tagged along w him at the store and just plainly tosses a pregnancy test in the basket and he’s like “excuse me??? who is that for?? did your mother tell you to get them??” ((scarlett will be off at school bc she’d be 19 and it wouldn’t be amelia bc she’d literally be 12)) and payson’s all “no it’s for me” and man’s about drops right in the middle of the store 😭 like literally cannot come up w the words to speak so all he does if they cut their trio short, calls caroline ((who’s out w yk the moms and taryn and emma)) and is like “YOUR DAUGHTER has something to tell you” and ma’am is confused and payson’s just like “dad’s being dramatic bc i put a box of pregnancy tests in the cart, tell him to chill out i think im fine i only got them just in case” 💀 so it’s a tense ride home and they’re greeted by a calm yet stressed caroline and matt needs to decompress on the couch, so caroline takes payson to their room and yk takes the test and it’s negative and yk caroline gives her a little “be safe, and pls don’t give your dad a heart attack” speech and then sends her on her way before going to check on matt who at this point is sitting on the couch w a beer in his hand all dramatic like “pls tell me im not going to be a grandpa,”

now theo– he's like a slightly less chaotic payson in this situation bc he's still pretty panicky about it, but he doesn’t blatantly just blurt it out without a care in the world yk?? HE ALSO doesn’t go to matt and caroline immediately— he actually tells ethan first at a workout they’re doing in the off season ((he’s 16)) and ethan’s ((who is a whole ass family man at this point)) is like “ummm…okay, uh, did she take a test??” And theo’s all “i dunno she just said she was worried bc she had missed some pills and stuff” 💀 so ethan’s like “okay, you definitely need to talk to mom and dad” just bc he knows like they’ll be able to help him more than he can— so one weekend theo has a plan yk??? like mans has his girlfriend come over before they go out on a date and has matt and caroline sitting right there in the living room and is like “soooo she might be pregnant??” and matt’s like “is that a question??😭” and theo’s just like “no??” AND HIS POOR GIRLFRIEND is red in the face and trying to get him to stop bickering w matt and caroline notices and is like “both of you shut up” and yk asks the girlfrined id she wants something to drink and she says sure and caroline takes her into the kitchen and is like “i don’t know if theo’s told you, but yk i had his older brother when i was 18, so i might be able to help you if you want??” and this little adorable teen is all “thank you mrs tkachuk, but everything’s okay now…” kind of hinting that yk— no baby bc period is there and caroline’s like “okay sounds good! here’s a bottle of water, enjoy your date” and yk go back into the kitchen and shuts down the matt/theo bickering and sends them on their way and matt’s all “ethan knew about this and didn’t even give us a ‘hey, just so you know so you don’t have a heart attack on the couch’ heads up!!! what a little asshole 😩” and then care’s like “she’s not pregnant,” and matt’s about to question how caroline knows that and then is like “okay great, i need a drink”

[batarangsoundsdumb]

guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough