#idk his exact bday

[uneclipsing]

behold! my son

[gibbearish]

oh another thing i didn't want to mention at the time, during The Happening™ i went looking through pre-2023 google to see what the talk abt james was like beforehand, and i managed to find his fucking prehistoric old twitter account. didn't find anything earth shattering but we can certainly still point and laugh

"political mouthpiece" sure man

oh dw man you didnt need to tell us you've never done drugs, we could all tell

oh so at least at one point he did know how to get jobs other than youtube, fascinating

lmao

[nomairuins]

yesterday i saw a picture of me as a baby and it was scary how much it looked like ittybits. like what the hell.

[crimsonxcloverr]

omgomg you should do like what dale be life if its your birthday (totally not cus its my birthday today or anything, asking for a friend)✨💖✨

woah! love that actually! also happy bday little angel 🖤

this man would throw a party for you as if the entire state of oregon would show.

dale would definitely lie to you, saying he has a gig or something but is actually going out to grab decorations and a couple of gifts for you. you’re his little shadow, he’s gotta sneak out somehow?? anyways, majority of the gifts would be homemade though— a miniature doll of yourself no black magic involved!, a polaroid collage of you guys, and possibly gift you some of his old jewelry he no longer wears. gifts worth keeping. idk, he could gift me a pet rock with googly eyes and i’d cherish it other gifts could be records of your favorite bands/artists or if you have a certain hobby, he’d buy supplies for you. also dale would soooo do this months in advance just so everything is organized and to make sure you do have an amazing day. stash it somewhere you could never find it. and when i say months in advance, dramatically five months at least.

why?

because he’s dale ferdinand kobble.

he’d bug ruth to help him decorate while you’re asleep, the two of them whisper-hollering at each other cause dale wants everything done right, but ruth is exhausted and wants sleep. they’d sprinkle confetti on the basement floor and wrap some red and black streamers around the beams of the basement’s ceiling. tape balloons to the wall and a massive ‘happy birthday’ banner on his massive media shelf. this dude would wake you up exactly at midnight and celebrate early cause he’s so excited to party. he’d wake you up, put a party hat on you so him and ruth don’t look silly, but ends up taking his off cause “it’ll mess up his hair”.

after all that work ruth put in to help dale, he’d shoo her away cause he wants you all to himself. he’d play his guitar for you, as many times as you’d want him to, dance around the basement with you to music you enjoy as long as you both listen to T. Rex after and steal some cash from ruth to order a pizza and get beers. sadly you wouldn’t get your gifts or your cake until the exact time you entered the world, even if you begged on your hands and knees, he’d decline. but when the exact time does come, you bet your ass dale’s pulling out the old camcorder.

while you open your perfectly wrapped gifts, he’d talk to you kinda child-like… “oooo what did you get, little angel?” or “show the camera!” like the creep he is, but we love it. you’re lying if you say/think otherwise. even when you blow your candles out, he’d clap and cheer. also, ruth will offer you extra earplugs she has lying around, which you’ll probably think is gross, but it’s better than listening to dale sing happy birthday to you for 24 minutes.

the entire day would be about you and only you, dale distracting himself the best he could to ignore the “voices” so he can make sure your day was perfect.

[toomuchracket]

pre-dating idea, the bday party friendship group all doing a "blind date with a book" night and everyone gets assigned another person to choose a book for that they think they'll enjoy. obviously, matty and girlie get each other, and they have to explain why they chose that book, and it just proves how much they really notice and care about each other

i love this i'm obsessed with it and actually it got me thinking... what if you got each other the same book by complete coincidence? also like as THE literary girly of all time and the friend group, i reckon you'd be the one planning the whole shindig - your flat isn't huge, but it's alright, because that means the book presentation evening will be cosy lol, and a month before the actual get-together you "pulled names from a hat" to allocate who was choosing for who, which is code for You chose strategically partially because you wanted to see what would happen when you paired frankie and enya, because they're so different, and partially because you'd be damned if anyone else got to buy matty a book lmao. anyway! once the teams are picked and shared, he messages the gc like "excited but also lowk scared. i've got to pick WELL lol" and texts you privately like "fr i can't wait to pick you something, darling. thank you for planning this, it'll be really fun!", and it makes you GIDDY. the whole thing does, actually, buying him a book and wrapping it and leaving your reasoning on the cover and then having a drink with him in your kitchen before the gifting part of the hangout. it's so fun to see what your friends all chose for each other - some choices are funny, some serious, but all are thoughtful - and have a laugh, and the excitement fizzing in your stomach when it reaches your and matty's turn is just as good; it briefly fizzles into panic when you open the package to see the exact same copy of crying in h mart that you bought him, but as soon as you look into those pretty eyes of his you can't stop giggling at the coincidence. neither can matty - he just leans over to hug you like "i can't believe that. maybe we know each other TOO well, darling, christ", and you return it like "we're mental. s'amazing". and while the book choice is the same, the reasoning is slightly different; yours was because you thought he would enjoy reading about a musician using another form/skill to process their emotion (in the book's case, cooking), and his was because he thought you would enjoy reading about how identity is shaped through the gaps in language and culture as much as those things themselves AND the hard things we experience in life (idk i am spitballing here), and you were both right about the other being interested in that. bless him, he's genuinely apologetic when you find each other in the kitchen again later, offering to replace the book with another, but you just put a finger on his lips (he goes internally insane at this) and shake your head like "nah, this one's perfect. and i was thinking - we could do a buddy read of it sometime, if you'd like, discuss it together as we go, maybe annotate each other's copies", and matty actually swears he's never been more up for anything ever in his life. a private book club, just the two of you? your handwriting on his books forever? he's lovesick i fear. yeah, i love this whole idea <3

[matan4il]

I follow you for your Israel and Jewish posts, and honestly I've no idea about anything Mileapo but it always makes me happy to see you posting about them because it means you got a fun little break from the hard shit

Awwwww, thank you so much, lovely Nonnie!

First, for following me. Second, for being so kind, and caring about me getting a bit of fun as well.

I'll just say Mileapo seem to be (on top of handsome and talented) genuinely kind. It's in little things like the way fans caught on film Mile behind the scenes, thanking the security staff at one of their events. People usually talk about how kind stars are with their fans, but I liked that he was kind with some of the people who are usually invisible, the ones who are not fans, nor fellow actors, or in the entertainment business at all, staff Mile might never see again in any other event, people who he's not likely to benefit from in any way after that specific event is over, but he took the time to acknowledge and thank them. Just being reminded of kindness is always beautiful to me, and extra needed during these times. From what I've heard about Apo, he's got social anxiety and is more socially reserved than Mile around strangers, but is equally as kind with everyone.

So yes, I do still follow them, even if I don't post about them daily like I used to. It means a lot that someone who doesn't know them, still cares about my well being enough to be happy over my Mileapo posts. It's like a circle of kindness, and that feels like a blessing, so again, thank you! And I hope you're also taking care of yourself, and making sure to find little comforts where you can find them! *hugs*

And just because, here's some Mileapo stuff anyway, just so we can have their pretty (and kind) faces included. ^u^ First, a reminder that this is how they look and smile at each other:

Second, the other day Apo shared a video on IG from his bday party back in February. Mile commented this -

And while it's def meant to come across as him teasing Apo, as if he's celebrating his 3rd bday anniversary, because he's such a joyful kid, I couldn't help notice that it's also 3 years since the first time they got to celebrate their bdays together. Coincidence? Maybe. Three is a typological number, so it's possible that when Mile wanted to throw out a random small age, it just happened to be 3. But this "anniversary" of them re-meeting and getting to do this together might have been somewhere in the back of his mind, too.

Speaking of things I have only guesses about, the other day Mile might have flown somewhere, possibly as part of a job for Guerlain. He posted to his IG story a pic from the airport, and added the bee emoji (bee is Guerlain's symbol, Mile's used this emoji before when posting about jobs he was doing for this company). Did he fly out, where to, or is this just a random throwback pic from a previous trip for Guerlain? IDK. But the very next day, Mile shared the song, "Ain't No Sunshine" (which goes, "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone"). We know that Mile and Apo have repeatedly used the moon symbol for Mile, and the sun for Apo, going all the way back to February 2021. So, it might be Mile missing Apo on main. Wouldn't be the first time.

Which reminded me of the last time when we know for sure Mile went away for a Guerlain event, in Malaysia. Mile wore a bee pin on his jacket, and performed "Nothing's Going to Change My Love for You." On the same day, Apo posted to his IG stories a black screen, with the exact same song playing as the soudtrack.

Yeah, I think music is def a part of their love language, and that day proves it beyond any doubt (whether we think that this love is romantic or platonic).

Third. Recently Mileapo went on a trip to New Zealand to film a Taiwanese variety show (and possibly do a Dior photoshoot while there as well). On the flight there, Apo was taking a pic with a Hong Kong celeb he's friends with, and in it, he was seen wearing a silver ring. In the past, this ring was identified as very likely Mile's, when Apo wore it for his own bday celebration in Feb 2023.

We also got this pic from the New Zealand trip. Beyond the fact that Mile's hand under Apo's jacket is doing things to me, that specific piece is the pink Dior jacket that fans suspect Mile bought for Apo ahead of the BOC Japan trip (where Apo was first seen wearing it), because Mile was caught on film talking to a sales lady right after Apo called him over to show him the jacket. So, did Apo fly to New Zealand with a ring and a jacket he got from Mile? IDK, but it's def a nice thought, and a reminder of how intertwined they are.

Meanwhile, Apo liked this fan art of Mileapo in the above pic:

And since I started this with how they look at each other, I'll end there as well. This is from the recent Vogue gala, mid interview. They're professionals, they know where the camera is, they know they're supposed to look there, and yet...

Hope people enjoy this! Never stop spreading joy and kindness, wherever you can. xoxox

(click for all of my past Mileapo/Kinnporsche/Man Suang posts)

[akkivee]

Penny for your thoughts, but I'm wondering if the upcoming Kuko angst is going to be related to him getting true mic'd. Like one of the first things he establishes way at the beginning the importance of making your own choices, and how he wonders if coming back to Nagoya when he did was right or not, but is the choice he made. But he didn't. And like immediately finding out he complains of being shrouded in doubt during "when six colors combine" drama track.

i like where your head’s at!!!!!! love it actually lmao!!!!!!

idk how to try and support your ideas without breaking down each and every verse lol, but i’ll try to keep it short. i think in this song preview, we listened to kuukou question everything he believes in, but as the song further and further progresses, we see him reassert his beliefs and give them focus, quite literally saying to never waver again. what set that off is the big question and i do think it’s linked to that very verse

the only time he’s ever mentioned such a sentiment is towards ichiro actually; ichiro always wavered in his heart and it’s the one thing kuukou could not stand about ichiro, so there’s potential it could be about ichiro

but this is a bat track lol and besides, ichiro and kuukou are very similar people. what he hates in ichiro could be actually reflective of something he hates in himself for a past choice we aren’t privy to, or even that very ‘choice’ to have left ikebukuro

as for it being bc of true hypnosis mic thought, i don’t see why it couldn’t be!!!! esp since kuukou himself didn’t sound very happy with the way he was called strong for breaking free out of the true hypnosis mic in the six colours track. if he needs maybe we’ll get some insight as to how kuukou broke out of the true hypnosis mic???

something that caught my eye while looking over the lyrics was that both he and hitoya have a similar verse about ‘illusions,’ hitoya plans to unravel its lies and kuukou’s is about how those illusions became reality. idk lol!!!!! that kinda sounds like a nod to the true hypnosis mic to me!!!! plus!!!! we had hitoya accompany ichiro, jakurai and gentaro’s block party mission to find out about the hypnosis mics, so that gives bat another connection to the hypnosis mic lore, as small as it is rn lol

on kuukou’s end, he true hypnosis mic had the power to strip away the value of choice. kuukou’s talked about how the hypnosis mic can change your fate in glory or dust and fate for kuukou is directly linked to choice. choice affects karma and depending on the karma you accumulated in life would affect how kuukou faces the buddha at the end of his life. so where does a choice like his actions the true hypnosis mic made him do fall under??? what’s that karma???? maybe it’s why kuukou’s thinking at some point in this song that his heart’s conviction isn’t enough, as evidenced by that verse ‘even when closed, with unwavering resolve in our hearts / this belief itself extinguishes like a flame,’ if his will had been strong enough in the first place, maybe he wouldn’t have succumbed to it is his thought process and that’s very harsh for kuukou to put onto himself lol

and lastly lol, about hirono-san uncharacteristically tweeting about kuukou it was def a hint lol 🤭 our first hint was hayama-san’s post and pic with bimi in may, the second was hirono-san’s kuukou bday tweet and the third was the fact kuukou’s sukajan was falling off the exact same way hirono-san liked to strip tease and then, hirono-san posting that very pic himself after the drop lol

[soobadnoonecanstopher]

Happy birthday Lori ❤️❤️❤️Your bd is so easy to remember cuz you share the same date as my dad 😂

Ohhhh shit your dad is a cool Libra 😎 😂😂 AND THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!

I’ll tell a quick story about my bday.

I had an internet friend back when internet friends were kind of new and he was just alright we got along great but it wasn’t really the kind of friendship that I’d drive across the country for, you know? So we’d known each other for like 3 years by one point and he casually asks “hey when’s your birthday” and I’m like oh this day, and he gets real weird like “you are lying. Idk how but you are lying” and he tells me that he has the same birthday, same day same month same exact year. I didn’t believe him and he didn’t believe me and we had to share photos of our IDs and it was the exact same day. I mean wtf. Even the birth times were within the same hour and within the same state, both Texas.

Anyway our friendship was nice but kind of faded after he said he was going to get married to his girlfriend but he only had one person who was holding him back and he’s like do you want to meet me? Maybe we could drive halfway and I was like bruh I’m not going to drive 9 hours just marry your girlfriend, like you are great and cool and all but I don’t think I like you the way you seem to like me and I think he cried about it and we stopped talking POOF 3 years gone just cause someone caught feelings😭😭😭😭😭😭 I always felt a little bit like an asshole when that happens. I’d NEVER drive 9 hours for a man do you know how long 9 hours in a car is????? For a man???? A man who is ENGAGED?? Please baby I am not that woman.

I’ll drive 9 hours for exo maybe. Anyway, sorry to talk for so long😂😂😂

[muldermuse]

so it’s my birthday in 3 days so i wanted to do some kinda self indulgent hc’s about Fox celebrating reader’s bday

Fox Mulder is kind and caring ok and he is a great listener, picks up on things that you didn’t even know u wanted 

SO u love your birthday and it’s the first one that u and Fox have lived together for 

over the weeks he’s casually prying for bday ideas like he knows u well enough to get u gifts but there is SO much he could get u, he’s kinda doubting himself (and also you’ve only recently moved in together so he wants this birthday to be as special as possible)

so when ur looking at books, he’s making a mental note of every cover u smile at or every blurb u read

when ur window shopping he’s pointing things out to you to gage ur response

and every time u put an item down with a wince after checking the price tag, he’s going back in a few days later with Scully to show her what it is

ur oblivious to all this, like u love your birthday but life is busy so the day creeps up on you without much notice or fanfare

you wake up on the morning of your birthday to a kiss on your cheek from Fox, you move to kiss his lips as he mumbles a happy birthday against them

“so, breakfast is on, coffee is on the table next to you-presented in your favourite mug of course. nothing but the best for the birthday girl”

u hate the thought of breakfast in bed (crumbs????? in the sheets??? no thank you) so after sipping your coffee, u walk into the kitchen to join Fox whilst he cooks

on the table is a huge bouquet of flowers (your favourites ofc), some awfully wrapped gifts and a few balloons

before Fox even realises you’re in the kitchen, you run to put your arms around him and hug him from behind whilst he’s at the stove

“you know that it is basically compulsory to have breakfast in bed on your birthday”

“but you’ve already said that i’m the birthday girl so surely what i say goes...right”

breakfast is great but honestly like how Fox looks should be a present in itself, his glasses are on, he has bed hair and his shirt highlights his broad shoulders

to Fox’s insistence u go back to bed to open your presents. Fox Mulder is a man of many MANY talents....wrapping gifts is not one

he gets u the new book by your favourite other, a bag that u wanted for an age but couldn’t justify the price tag, your favourite perfume and some jewellery. ALSO, he would get u a dumb gift, like maybe every time he’s travelled with Scully he’s bought you a dumb magnet so the final gift is a gift bag FULL of atrocious magnets

the rest of the day is filled with visits from family and some friends

THEN u go out for dinner but he’s surprised u with friends already waiting at your favourite restaurant for you

his hands stays on ur thigh throughout the night and after a few glasses of wine, he’s whispering in ur ear telling you how good you look whilst everyone is distracted with the chat around the table

“this dress is so beautiful on you” his lips nudge your ear, his words slightly slurred

“that’s the fourth time you’ve said that exact thing”

he smirks as his hand tightens around your thigh, he finishes his glass of wine as his lips press to your jaw slowly 

“you know, you have one more gift waiting at home”

your hand rubs up his leg as your eyes meet his gaze

“oh, only one?”

his lips are back at your ear, “as many as you want”

then idk u go home and have loads of sex I WANT TO WRITE SMUT BUT FEEL PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF TYPING IT

like does the end read as like flirty/smutty???? IDK i want to sleep with Fox Mulder for my birthday ok it’s been my dream forever

[ryuichirou]

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Some replies! We’ll skip a day tomorrow by the way, but I hope to write a longer reply soon...

Anonymous asked:

Fortunately, I also love cursed things, the more cursed the better! Glad you agree! 😊😊

Of course, I absolutely agree! This is what makes it fun~

Anonymous asked:

Idk if I asked thus already but in ur opinion, how do the tops dominate their partner? Do they top by riding their partner or by penetration?

In our case by calling a character a top we imply that this character does the penetration :) But also while the majority of our tops are dominant, it’s not completely impossible for someone to be somewhat more submissive with the bottom of the pair riding their partner.

Anonymous asked:

Saw the bunny pic! Ortho looks so excited to have three subs all to himself!

Hehe yes!! Ortho is one lucky bun!

Anonymous asked:

So, we got all tops in the Pop Music Club, the one club that just sits around doing nothing all day. So who's the favorite "lucky guest" that gets brought in to help "cure" these boys "boredom"? ;) ;) ;)

Well, two of the three members of the Pop Music Club did attack Idia with their extrovert attention in that one vignette, and I have an obvious bias, so my answer is pretty predictable lol But realistically, I don’t think they would be able to bring Idia to their club room more than once.

Silver could be good, he is not only Lilia’s precious son kohai, but also Kalim’s classmate! And he’ll definitely try his best to do whatever he’s asked to do.

I guess the Pop Music Club just sits and discusses this exact topic for the majority of time... “- What about Jamil? - No, Kalim, we can’t ask Jamil every single time...”, that type of thing...

Anonymous asked:

*kicks down the door* Have you heard?!?! Japanese server has both of the twins in their merform!!! As fucken cards!!!!! Like holy shit?!?! Am I dreaming?!?! And OMG! the poses!!!! Like hot damn!!!! I need to scream!

They are so good, Anon!!

I was so sure we would get their merform cards eventually, but finally seeing it feels so weird in a good way. I wonder what their groovies are going to be like...

Anonymous asked:

So we are getting merman Jade and Floyd in  August... I've been blessed for it being my birthday month ( shout out to all my August bday people out there)

ANYWAYS

Soo do you think those two will have merman sex in their eel form? Wouldn't it be like having sex with a merman except this one can tear you in two if they could?

I am sure Riddle will have a blast when it's Floyd ^^ and Idia too with either twin^^

I mean,,,,,, I know I would if it's with Jade ~^^

Aw, happy birthday month, Anon!

Using the Tweels’ eel form in all kinds of nasty scenarios is always fun, we actually have a couple of posts about it >:3c There are probably some more but I can’t find them right now...

The one about Floyd in heat (FloRid)

The one about Jade in heat

The one about the eel peen

But to answer your question: yes, they will! And yes, they could tear a person in two lol

Poor/lucky Riddle and/or Idia~

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

ALLY I NEED UR THOUGHTS

*ahem* WELCOME TO MY TED TALK

so i was thinking 🤔🤔🤔 im absolutely insane for quill we all know this (😇) and i was thinking last night of maybe the month he was born? bc according to marvel wiki (and myself) he was born in 1980 and in gotg vol 2 it was also 1980 so im up here tryna figure out the exact month his mum got pregnant and i assume march 🤔 bc that beginning intro of gotg vol two seemed like it was spring time or summer but it couldnt be summer bc then itd go into 1981....so i settled on march bc it made the most sense and thatd mean peter would be a december baby!! unless...hes a november baby...but i think missouri gets snow in february idk BUT YEAH I THINK ITS SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE WHAT DO U THINK

(i need help)

YAY but gonna be completely honest with you babe, I haven’t got a clue😭😭😭

full disclosure, I have no idea about the weather in missouri so I could be completely wrong 😭 but when ego is showing meredith the space plant (idk what else to call it lol) it looks kinda summery, so maybe that was shortly before she was pregnant (bc ego wanted babies urgently so I assume it was quite quick to you know, impregnate her?) so let’s say that’s summer/ around june 1979? and then 9 months onto that would be around feb/march 1980?

but he does suit a november/ december birthday like you mentioned

I had a little look online and saw a tt post saying happy bday to quill on feb 4th (but idk if that’s comic quill) so not sure if that means anything

to me he looks like a may kinda dude

[champagnemoon]

tell me if this is crazy or not 😂. Ok, this may be TMI. I’ve been with my bf for 4yrs now. We went on a mini trip for his bday this past weekend. We were playing around and he low key pinched me as a joke and I went owww but in a pretending tone. He then says this is how you pretend when we try to have sex too. When I tell you I was in shock. I suffer with vaginismus, we haven’t done v to penis in maybe a year, but I’ve gathered the courage to have anal sex for him and from the start of the rship cus I wanted to please him. He said something like this some two years ago, under his breath, almost the exact he did at the trip. And before the trip I expressed to him how that comment had hurt me. Also he said something like you should let your sisters help you, as in help me with vaginal penetration, while we trying to do it. I feel so icky and weird on a spiritual level. I didn’t say anything to him, but just before bed he said “I didn’t mean it that way”. Idk how to explain to him, it’s like what I say has no value or real meaning to him, he says I hear you I hear you. But then says and does things that prove the opposite. I can’t teach him empathy

Yall have to start putting curses on these men and their bloodline

[summercreolefanfictioner]

because it's Kou's bday a few days ago (or am I late idk idc)

BONUS CHAPTER: price to pay || kou (Game of Thrones AU)

The world is nothing but a whole barter system farce—or something Kou thought when he realized how little control he has over things.

When he was young, everything crumbled in front of his eyes. Parents scream each other's heads off as they tear their marriage apart in front of his young, innocent mind. Several years after, he would find himself in an underground city filled with dirt, filth, and rodents. But hands would touch him everywhere, lingering on his baby smooth skin as if he was a statue of a saint that would bless them with a child or a bounty of money.

"You're beautiful," they would tell him dirtily, eyes hungry for desire as their skin would graze and scar him.

And he would try to destroy himself each time they did, scrubbing his skin harshly every session. Even got to the point of destroying his one eye just so they would get rid of him.

And rid of him they did, tossing him on the streets and not minding if the dragons ate him or a soldier sliced him dead meat.

But it was all in the past.

Now, Kou sat on his own throne. He wasn't a king, of course. He's just a lord—a general, to be exact, governing one of the castles of the House Mukami as they prepare to dethrone the House Sakamaki with the help of the Church.

The Sakamakis... they will pay.

Every time Kou would hear about their house or see their family members in the flesh, he would feel a massive killing intent crawling deep into his skin and flesh, like blood running in his veins, keeping him alive. After all, the filthy fucking family took what is rightfully his.

My love; they took him away from me. He was mine. My only fool.

Once upon a time, there was a foolish soldier who had a romantic view of things. Even got to a point of saving an enemy soldier from almost dying because war is a foolish game and all the men fighting there have homes and wives to return to.

They all bark a laugh at him, but Kou didn't. He only gave a disapproving look and told him square in the eye that one day he would kill for the Mukami house and grieve about it for a few days. But afterward, he will start staining his hands with blood like his life depended on it.

The fool only snickered and said he would rather die than kill.

He was a fool, so Kou had to keep an eye on him many times, even going as far as to save him. And to this day, he still thinks this move was a mistake because every time he's around the fool, he falls in love deeper and deeper until he can't breathe at the thought of him vanishing one day without even holding him in his arms.

Of course, it wasn't a happy ending like Kou thought. They loved each other, sharing kisses in the forest with their hands intertwined as they made passionate love hidden away from the eyes of many. However, at that time, the House Mukami was framed for treason, and with no one to blame, they decided to take the fool's head.

Tears were slowly rolling down Kou's face as he remembered exactly how they chopped off the fool's head as Ruki and the others struggled to keep him away from him.

They will pay.

They will all pay.

And afterwards...

We'll meet again, my fool.

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[devourable]

hi, im totally OBSESSED with your writing and i just had a quick question about one of the characters im the most obsessed with now: sterling. i was just curious about what his zodiac sign is, idk if you’re into that kind of stuff, but i hc him as a virgo or capricorn. he gives off earth sign vibes so like perfectionist, high achiever, ambitious, things like that!

he's 1000% a virgo lmfao you're completely right. dunno his exact bday yet but i'm thinking mid september 😌

[fernnshxj]

lol, you cool. All you need to know from Hazbin/Helluva is that Asmodeus is best character fr (awesome singing voice too-)

Anyway, any random fun facts about Miori you could tell? I love knowing more about her and I am feeling a bit under the weather, she makes me feel better, I would hug her :3

so sorry ur feeling bad but ofc i can! i don’t stop yappin abt her

•one of her special interests is weaponry and forging! she prob would’ve been some kinda blacksmith if the sorcerer weren’t around idk

•yes her fav color is blue

•she cuts her own hair w her sword. i gotta draw it one day. also she never cuts it beyond her bangs/sideburn things, hair is important to her n her culture n stuff. she only cuts her bangs when it’s necessary, ex too long in her face n whatever.

•also also since we talkin abt phys appearance, miori doesn’t really focus on herself that much. like basically she doesn’t pride herself on appearance and does what’s convenient for her like wearing stuff that’s easy to move in. she thinks pants n long sleeves r comfy.

•her bday is november 2nd! she’s a scorpio :3 she’s also in her mid 20s, don’t have an exact age yet

•she is…..not great at socializing! like she can hold her own professionally but not casually if that makes sense. she’s just kinda blunt and too well mannered lol

•lil bit of backstory, her dad was a war general! miori grew up studying to take his position once he got old n stuff but then she ultimately became tha empress lol. she’s iffy when ppl call her ‘lady miori’, depends on the person.

•her and lucy r childhood friends! grew up together :3c can’t tell too much more abt that yeeet

•she’s TERRIFED of butterflies. absolutely mortified when she sees one. i have an old doodle i’ll share along w some other silly ones taht i don’t feel like posting separately

that’s p much all i got for now!!!!!!!! now here’s sillies

[sebsxphia]

Seb my honey!! 💐💐💐

I hope you’re doing good! How was your birthday? How was your weekend?

Idk what it’s like there but it’s FREEZING here and all I can think of is using bobs body as a space heater when you both wake up and a snowy morning goodnight I want him so bad

ILYSM MWAH

robyn my honey!!!! 💐💐💐

i’m doing ok thank you!! my birthday was lovely thank you and so was my weekend. i had the last of my bday celebrations and it was a lotta fun 🥹 how are you?? how was your weekend my lover?? <33

dude it is freezing down here in the south and lemme tell you, i’ve been thinking the exact same!! much like rhett, i believe bob is a human space heater and he makes those chilly mornings that little bit easier, but also that much harder because you don’t want to leave his warm frame. it’s another snowy morning and still teetering in darkness outside. you mumble to bob, “five more minutes” to which he agrees with a sleepy hum, eyes still closed and pulls you back in and closer to his warm torso, his arms wrapping around you to engulf you in the heat further.

when you both eventually have to drag each other out of bed, you stay stuck to him like a koala. he keeps his torso pressed to your back as you both stumble to the bathroom together, his arms draped over your shoulders. even once you’re both dressed, you’re tucked into his side against his sweater as you both go downstairs to make coffee. you spend ten minutes sat on his lap, still soaking up his warmth and both of you nursing your beverages.

i’m gripping the bedsheets rn i want him so bad!!! thank you so much for this sweet thought my love 🥹 ilysm!!! mwah!!! 💌💖🫶🏼