#idk dude im Certified Insane

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tonight i've been almost entirely unavailable ooc! I've been painting & drawing & listening to cr. i just haven't been in the right headspace to be talking to people so I've stayed mostly to myself <3

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ANIME TBOY SWAG TOURNAMENT SEMI-FINALS MATCH 2

Kamille Bidan (Zeta Gundam) VS Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

propaganda under the cut!

KAMILLE:

in the first episode he physically attacks a military officier for offhandedly saying he has a girl's name

KAMILLE WARRIORS RISE #<- has not watched zeta #i just like kamille

begging and pleading for you to vote kamille he’s one of us

VOTE KAMILLE (below image from here)

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this ask

RESPECT THE OG TRANS MECHA BOY!! HE STARTED A WAR BECAUSE HE WAS MISGENDERED!

Vote kamille he actually pulls with his Tboy swag

#kamille literally gets in fight over his name and gender more than once

Kamille is 100% banned from lex certified tboy though with a college fuckboy phase.

there are a bunch of tags on his round 2 match that just say "BIDAN BLAST!!"

#Kamille is so so so so trans it’s insane

#Kamille sweep he deserves it he's done so many acts of terrorism

everyone needs to vote for Kamille, he will start another war if he loses

Kamille literally punches a dude for saying his name is a girls he’s so

ED:

#EDWARD FUCKING ELRIC SWEEP #that boy is FULL of gender but definitely numero uno is his trans boy swag

#ed elric is constranly called short idk whats more tboy swag than that #other than using his prosthetics to modify his body to fit his tastes. because thats also pretty trans and therefore swag

#ED SWEEP #the only two characters who might have ANYTHING on him are link and jesse pinkman #but ed is the winner in my heart.

#EDDDDD #edward elric #if a trans person says ed is hashtag relatable #then yeah #slay ed slay

#are you fucking kidding me? are you kidding me. #ed doesn't have competitors. he IS the tboy swag.

#ED ELRIC SWEEP LESGOOOOOO #Hes trans bc i want his gender im not taking criticism

#EDWARD ELRIC!!! #og gender envy anime boy for me #i wanted his gender before i even knew that was a thing i could want

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This is such a gweather win but at what cost. LIKE.... i can see the episode playing out like gwen being gaslit into thinking that this is A Good Idea (its not)

Heather convincing gwen to vote for leshawna because it would look really lame of her if she didnt. it would hint more to the audience that gwen actually cares A Whole Lot about her appearances and how people perceive her (since a lot of people think thats a super thrown on attribute for her to have in all stars) and it would paint gwen as less of a saint

i have a big problem with the way gwen is portrayed to the audience. The writers want her to look like this misunderstood girl so shes painted as this dick in canon but theres nothing about her thats like... even bad until s3 (s2 too with the whole breaking up with trent) but even then gwen was NOT in the wrong for that shit idc.

I think the meanest thing i can recall her doing is calling lindsay an idiot in episode one, when EVERYONE is caught off guard with the state of what wawanakwa is like. Her being in a bad mood is literally the normalest shit that happens in this show im sorry. this show cannot convince me gwen is a bad person, unless it did this. WHICH WOULD BE MILES MORE INTERESTING THAN HOW SHE IS IN CANON. gwen is so fucking BORING DUDE I HATE IT. let this girl be fucked up and insane and EVIL.

If they made gwen stab one of her friends in the back because of her own insecurity it would tackle like the two biggest gripes about the way she is in canon. It would set up her being this insecure freak more (there was also the episode geoff got eliminated. her disliking that geoff wouldnt like her according to her own insecurity but that was also tacked on as fuck) AND it would make her do something actually note worthily bad because of it. she could be actually painted as this underdog in the finale, especially if there were even less people on her side because of that. like seriously. why would half of the people that are on owens team be on owens team besides just being forced on there to make gwen seem like more of a loser. i dont remember owen interacting with majority of them and a lot of them dont seem like the party type. courtney comes to mind but also ezekiel (i guess hes sexist and thats the reasoning i forgot about that) and fuckin idk tyler and harold. AND EVEN THEN....... they didnt know about the party thing. lindsay switched teams when she heard about the party thing. idk maybe im just misremembering about the lack of interactions between characters.

and parallel to the way gwen didnt even vote trent out when he was framed for cheating, leshawna could have seen that heather framed gwen as well. (i think it suits leshawnas character miles better to be forgiving idk. like tda can push this agenda that leshawna is secretly awful but that shit is so unreal to me) gwen could be thinking all day next episode about how bad she feels about voting for leshawna, for letting her insecurities get the better of her, but Gwen and leshawna could make up and be bffs again in the finale. would it be too much to have this thing between both gwent and gweshawna in the same episode? idk maybe. im here to spitball not to be an actual writer (if i were to be an actual writer i would fix gwent from being terribly and awfully executed throughout literally the entire season. pacing issues eaughh.)

this isnt even mentioning how bullshit leshawnas actual canonical elimination is but its talked to death so im not talking about it because i dont really care enough i cant lie.

i hate the writing in tdi so much sometimes actually though. I think if they went this route it would actually be executed shittily bc thats just how it goes in td episodes. like it would be the certifiably worst episode in the entire series barring maybe sundae muddy sundae LOL. au where total drama is good and im not obsessed with the shittiest fucking show on the planet that i actively hate but cant get enough of

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I want the void to see my takes on Star Trek: Coda

I have opted to read Star Trek: Coda, the tilogy that sort of closes out the pre-disco/pre-picard eu novelverse that carried on from the shows and the movies from like the 90s to I think late 10s?

Three dudes put it together and wrote each book. Book 1 (Moments Asunder) is by Dayton Ward someone I admit I am unfamiliar with. Im mostly doing this cause this lil EU has a soft spot in my heart for having read the Destiny Trilogy (Borg War mentioned below) one of the Titan books (Sword of Damocles, fun time nightmare) and the first DTI book ‘Watching the Clock’ (The DTI is basically the Federation’s Time OSHA) Destiny was very cool for teen me (dont know if it holds up but the Aventine is a certified banger of a starship).

 DTI follows fan favorites Dulmer and Lucsly from that one ep of DS9 as they deal with time bullshit, the Temporal Cold War from Enterprise, local DTI counterparts and their superiors/successors from Uptime: The TIC of the 19th Century (Temporal Integrity Commission from Voyager, actually Time Cops kind of dicks) and the FTA from the 31st century (the reformed version of the TIC who are much less angy about everything and more yoda to their mace windu.) 

I bring this up because its a good book (need to read the others) has some fun stuff about how time works and linking different Time Episodes from TNG - ENT and has my favourite detail about the DTI: the entire department hates Kirk for his time crimes (his frequent jaunts through history is stated to be a big factor in the forming of the department) and Janeway for her own time crimes which led to a fun story where Lucsly quit in disgust when DTI and FTA agents stopped them from sending her to time war criminal jail (Uptime agents are by default in charge because) for vague time reasons (listed below)

Fun opener: lists pertinent details of the setting in dot point form like Sisko was in the wormhole for like one year lmao, ds9 got blown up by the breen and so they built another one but federation design and its ds9 2. Ro Laren is in charge because Kira decided to be a Vedek. Some of this is stated, some of this I learned in the few other books Ive read, and some of this is a wiki dive on Memory Beta (its like their official licensed but not canon works wiki, lots of cool ships pictures.) Apparently those weird critters that got into starfleet in early TNG were a trill offshoot from 1000 years back that basically left Trill to make their perfect joined society in space with no normies and then did some genetic fuckery and accidently made them into Goa’ould that are insane and want to do genoicde. They thought they got them all and just erased that part of their history but Dax finds out about it from the big trill that lives inside those caves which is super old and because of political issues its agreed all symbionts will return to the caves following their current hosts death until a sufficient number is reached so that anyone who wants to join can be joined.

Janeway died stopping a Borg attack where they ate Pluto and was then resurrected a year later by Q to help the full circle fleet (federation exploration fleet equipped with slipstream drives that were perfected from Voyagers info, sent to look at how the Delta Quadrant is doing) with a negative space wedgie that she'd solved in the history where she didn't commit crimes against the timeline. It has something to do with the Q and the Omega molucule being like opposite forces and the Q Continuum are creative balances or something to the Omega Continuum’s raw chaos? and a crew member of full circle is like a child of Omega somehow, Idk, these summaries arent great. They figure out how to stop it from blowing up the universe and Lady Q is pissed cause it kills q, but Q understands why it happened and says she’ll forgive Janeway in time. Ensign Omega also dies but she was books only I think. They only lose a few billion years from the lifespan of the universe which seems pretty good all things considered.

Data also was resurrected 5 years after he died in Nemesis (they figured out how to pull his brain out of B4) and so was Lal (they figured out how to pull her brain out of Data and make a body that didnt brain destroy itself). Bashir also dated nice augment lady from those two eps of DS9 which I dont really like as a concept because of the whole power dynamics they acknowledge in that episode. Also hes recovering on Cardassia with Garak after the 31 stuff listed below. Tom Parris and Belana Torres are still together but had to flee with the full circle fleet cause their kid is apparently some Klingon messiah or some shit.

its been two years since the Borg war, where they assaulted the entire alpha and beta quadrant in a 'more trouble than they're worth' attack. It was solved by time bullshit, learning the origin of the Borg (which I admit I liked when I read), and a higher species led by the now functionally immortal Captain Hernandez (archers ex from that one ep of Ent with the Columbia who managed to survive the og event that inspired the Kobayashi Maru Test and limp to a planet with advanced alien leading to a bootstrap paradox deal.) It led to a bunch of bullshit including andoria briefly seceding, the romulans, the gorn, the breen, the tholians and others making the typhon pact which is sort of the federations counterpart in peaceful exploration and expansion but of the bad guy races (of them only the romulans and some gorn are actually trying to do the whole peace in our time thing the rest use it as a military alliance).

The Federation and Klingon Empire responded by expanding the Khitomer Accords to include the ferengi (now less libertarian and shit, thank you based Rom who immediately accepted entrance into the accords), cardassia (now less fascist and shit, maybe thanks Garak on that one? idk, need to read A Stich in Time still), the free romulan state (the supernova happened and basically split the empire ideologically into the hardliners and the nicer ones, the nice ones were going to join but got forcibly absorbed into the Typhon Pact) and the Talarians (cant place em, think they were in like one ep of TNG?).

Bashir succeeded in taking out Section 31 and their crimes were exposed but it accidentally implicated Picard because he helped remove a corrupt federation president who 31 then had quietly moided. Riker is an Admiral (suck it Picard) with the Titan as his psuedo flagship as he leads exploration efforts in the Beta Quadrant (and Tuvok is there, yay Tuvok!). The Titan is also a certified banger of a starship.Riker was its former Captain but got promoted for the whole ‘helping directly neutralize the Borg forever’ thing. He and Deanna have a kid which the lizard man chief doctor helped deliver (I like him, hes fun and I think makes jokes about being a carnivore). His ex and former XO, Christina Vale, is the permanent captain and im sure she and Deanna have a lot of fun talking shit about the admiral behind his back. Part of why Titan is a banger is that it has the most diverse crew in the Federation, so lots of weird aliens! we start at human plus with Melora Pazla from that one DS9 ep and going way way harder.

I love when they just have weird races, one of the crew members is from a race of like predator shapeshifters who look like gold and have a humanoid form because their bionest mother or whatever decided it would aid in working with humanoid species. There also Ensign Torvig who is from a race cybernetically uplifted by another race and was very emotionally fraught during the borg thing because of depressing existential questions about cybernetic life. Seemed like a good egg from what I remember (not literally, they're like deer-ish if I remember right?).

Bajor is in the federation too now, but further research indicates Quarks is now a bar and embassy so he can keep making money in utopia. Must be nice having your based Union Chad Brother leading your people. also in this eu canon, Sisko got back from the celestial temple a whole year before Janeway got home? which is very funny to me. Also Rom and Leeta had 3 kids and stopped Brunt from couping him with false marriage contracts or someshit (suitable Ferengi). Good for him, glad he and Leeta made it work (and also created a workers paradise Im assuming). The Enterprise E is currently in the Odyssean reach or something, charting space and making friends on the border with the romulan chunk of the Pact States. Yay! Boldly going!

I think that's everything relevant to the starting line? Jesus this is set barely 10 years after Nemesis. Shit hit the fucking fan for a few years there. And now it appears to be again with some kind of weird time nonsense, will our beloved characters be able to stop history going bad? again? again? Will we see some cool ships? Will Captains not named Picard or Riker get to be cool as hell? Will Lt. Cmdr. Nog be promoted from acting Assistant Chief Engineer to Chief Engineer of DS9 2? Wiil Chief O’Brien be brought back from Starfleet Academy just to suffer? Those answers lie in the next post and beyond!

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For the 5 headcanons ask im gonna go with doppio and squalo and hope u havent already been asked them sgbzkzokqwl

Oh gosh hdbdjsbdjsb I will do my best boss o7

Doppio

1. He’s a pretty chill dude but he doesn’t like people in his personal space or touching him. It’s like the easiest/quickest way to annoy him and make him snap.

2. He DOES NOT like dealing with anyone in Unita Speciale lmao except maybe Carne.

3. He’s kind of unnerving to be around? Like he’s nice enough on the outside but you can just kinda get the vibe from him that something is off about him. He is unaware of how unnerving he is he thinks he hides it well.

4. I feel like he gets catchy pop songs stuck in his head a lot and hums them to himself and I think maybe it drives Diavolo insane.

5. I think he snaps chewing gum on the occasions he chews it. Doesn’t even really think about it he just does it and it drives people insane.

Squalo

1. He’s more “traditionally” romantic than Tiziano is. He’s the one who likes to do candlelit dinners and rose bouquets on romantic occasions. Tiziano thinks it’s endearing.

2. He has freckles all over his face, shoulders and arms

3. He likes like… chewy gummy candy? Like licorice and Swedish fish and dots.

4. He and Tiziano would watch food network together idk why I just feel this is true. Squalo would be a certified Bobby Flay hater as he should be.

5. I think he likes to go for runs? Like to clear his head if he’s stressed or has too much on his mind maybe.

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Hi I just saw the Ukai request thing and I was wondering if I could get some head cannons of anyone on the team, falling hard for ukais daughter or niece

This was so fun to write! I never actually imply this in the request but the reader is adopted cause it’s more inclusive that way! I chose Daichi and Tanaka cause they seem like they would have Ukai react way differently!

Daichi & Tanaka Going Out With Ukai’s Daughter HC

➣Daichi

Okay so Daichi, being the captain and all, if there’s one thing he is really good at, it is respecting authority and understanding the chain of command

He’s worked from being a mere first-year peasant to being the daddy captain we all know and love

That’s why when he starts to catch feelings for Ukai’s daughter, he does his best to never step over the line because he doesn’t want to disrespect his family in any way 

It all started when you would show up to practice since Ukai didn’t want you alone at home but he gave everyone the speech to keep their eyes off of his kid

He made it a point to point out that you were his only child, his only daughter and that he would crack skulls without hesitation if any of the boys made you uncomfortable 

And yes, He looked at Tanaka and Noya the whole time because I swear they’ll simp for anything with two legs and a heartbeat 

Daichi doesn’t catch feelings for you right away though. He acknowledges that you’re pretty but it isn’t until you two slowly started to get to know each other more and more when Daichi realizes how hard he is falling for you

He’s sometimes a bit scared to make a move during volleyball practice since your dad is always like two feet away but you two share a class so you can bet your ass that he’s always sitting next to you and making up any excuse to talk to you

The two of you aren’t even dating but he is already so whipped for you 

Exhibit A

One day before practice, you complained that you had broken your headphones so without even asking you, he rushed to his house to get his pair and came back all sweaty and red, handing them over to you 

Exhibit B

Your favorite drink was stuck in the vending machine and you couldn’t shake it hard enough to make it drop but Daichi went over and bought four drinks so that way it could knock yours over 

Like you’re telling me that isn’t the cutest shit ever? Are my standards just low? ANYWAYS 

You eventually catch feelings for him cause duh look at him he’s perfect but you know that if it were to get more serious, Daichi would have to talk to your dad 

You knew you couldn’t go behind your dad’s back so telling him was the best and only option 

The whole time during practice, Daichi was nervous as hell. He really liked you but he also really respected his coach so he wasn’t even sure exactly how to go about it 

But when you gave his hand a light squeeze, it gave him a big boost of confidence cause screw it, you were worth it

So Daichi sucks it up and the two of you go up to Coach Ukai and he is such a confident and respectful dude he doesn’t even stutter

“ Coach Ukai, I want you to be the first to know that I have feelings for your daughter and she feels the same way about me. I know you’re protective of her but I would never do anything to hurt her, I can promise you that. If it’s okay with you, I’m planning to take her on a date this weekend if you would let me.”

“ Nope.” Ukai said simply as you whined and gave your dad the biggest puppy dog eyes

“�� DAD!” You scolded as Ukai rolled his eyes,” Come on, wouldn’t you rather me date  the captain of a team that you can always keep an eye on than I don’t know, some asshole from a different team?”

“ Why does he have to be in volleyball in the first place? Better yet, why do you even need to date a boy? Are you trying to kill me?” Your dad asked as he looked between the two of you 

Ukai did realize deep down that Daichi was arguably the best option you had-He rather you be with Daichi than anyone else around your age group.

A part of Ukai knew that while he loved to see Daichi squirm, he really was a good guy and he just liked giving him a hard time 

“ Fine, have her home by ten.”

“ What about ten-thirty?” You asked as Daichi squeezed your hand and shook his head

“ No it’s okay, ten works just fine,” Daichi smiled back as Ukai couldn’t help but smirk because yep, you picked a good one 

Fast forward to your date and Daichi is outside your house dressed SO NICELY boy has a hot ass button up and everything 

And duh he has flowers for you he’s so cute I’m simping yall 

Obviously, Ukai opens the door and just shakes his head when he sees Daichi all nervous

“ No touching, I mean it kid. There has to be at least three feet between the two of you at all times and remember, if you ever hurt her I will personally bring a bat over to your house and-” 

“ Oh my god please stop, we’ll see you later!” You slip past your dad and grab Daichi’s arm to pull him down the driveway

“  I SAID NO TOUCHING!” 

➣Tanaka

Okay so you know how I said that Coach Ukai wouldn’t be too opposed with you going out with Daichi? Yeahhhh Tanaka is definitely one of the guys he much rather you not go out with at all

I honestly think Ukai sees so much of his younger self in Tanaka and that freaks him out

ANYWAY Lets go to the beginning tho

Tanaka first knows that he is crushing hard on you when he said the stupidest joke in class and of course, you were the only one to laugh cause lets be real, your sense of humor is pretty shit thanks to the internet 

And tanaka is like “ mhm yes I’ll marry you now” cause bruh no one laughs at my mans jokes he is SLEPT ON 

You two start hanging out and pretty quickly, you both are crushing extra hard on each other. It’s only been maybe like a week or two and you two are so uwu with each other it’s insane

One day before practice, you give him a quick kiss outside of the gym but Tanaka is a certified Clingy Boy™ so he pulls you back in for another one that’s much longer 

“ WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!” 

You both whip your heads around to find Coach Ukai with literal smoke coming out of his ears as he is glaring so hard at Tanaka 

Tanaka’s headass is like “oh im probably getting yelled at for PDA or maybe I lost track of time and I’m late to practice” but oh boy is he wrong

Idk if you guys collectively share one braincell or whatever but it just clicks now for you that “ oh shit, we are so fucked” 

“ Dad, I can explain-”

Tanaka doesn’t even hear the rest of the conversation like his brain shuts down when he hears you say the word Dad 

And he’s thinking in his head that maybe you just call coaches dad for some weird reason but no, Ukai is actually your dad

There’s so much yelling that the rest of the Karasuno members are outside of the gym doors listening in on the conversation because they’re nosey as hell 

Noya is definitely conflicted because heck yes, his boy is dating a female but he also wants to laugh because of course, Tanaka is having bad luck 

Suga thinks it is HILARIOUS 

But anyway

After a whole bunch of yelling, Ukai just says screw it and starts practice and you promise that you’ll talk to him at home but he makes you stay in the gym so he can take you straight home after

BRUH during the whole practice Tanaka does soooooo bad like hes nervous and he feels so guilty

Obviously, if he knew about your dad he would’ve planned it out much better and even ask for his blessing but it was too late to be worrying about what he could’ve done 

“  Don’t be hard on him please. I swear, it didn’t even click that you were his coach and I didn’t want to go behind your back like that,” You said as your dad sat down next to you on the bench as the boys did drills,” but you overreacted. You know he’s sensitive and he’s going to keep beating himself up about it.” 

“ How do you think I feel seeing my daughter kiss a boy? Why can’t you wait until you’re thirty to have a boyfriend? ” Ukai knew you were at the age where he couldn’t keep you away from boys but he was just so protective 

You were his only kid but because you were his daughter, it only complicated things

I already know Ukai raised such a big daddy’s girl (not in a weird way yall) and while he knows he raised you to be super strong, he just wants to protect you from heartache

“ I really like him and he makes me happy and I promise, we won’t even interact with each other if we are around you if it makes you uncomfortable.”

That wasn’t the most comforting thought to Ukai but he knew he was wrapped around your finger and that he would eventually cave in

It took some time for him to get used to the two of you being together. You two never went on any dates at first because Tanaka wanted to ease your dad into the idea of you two being together

But it wasn’t until Ukai saw how protective Tanaka was whenever you would come along to tournaments that Ukai started to feel better at the idea 

Like Tanaka would go FERAL if a guy even looked at you the wrong way and Ukai was secretly like “ yeah you tell em!” 

It was actually comforting to Ukai that you were dating someone who would literally lay their life on the line for you at any given moment because as your dad, he would do the same

So after a few weeks, it was actually Ukai who went up to Tanaka to talk about the two of you going on dates

“ You have my blessing but just know, if you even look at my daughter the wrong way, I will kill you, no questions asked.” 

Tanaka was actually relieved because to him, that was such an easy request. He couldn’t even imagine hurting you or ever making you upset so he was already thinking of date ideas once Ukai finished his sentence

“ Should I start calling you dad now?”

“ Don’t push it.”�� 

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The AFTG BNHA!au Absolutely Nobody Asked For

okay okay okay my dudes, buckle up because BNHA TFC au????????? it should happen 

In which Neil is Todoroki and Nathan is obviously Endeavor, a famous certified hero under investigation/suspicion for being tied up with the League of Villains behind the scenes and being a fucken brutal murderer, but nobody can prove fucking a n y t h i n g because he's so elusive and the #2 hero, right??? And so Mary, the Ice Mom, is practically ‘given’ to him by the Hartfords as part of a deal in a quirk marriage, which she obviously doesn't wanna be part of, her family practically sold her, the fuckers

The purpose of the quirk marriage is of course to ensure that the kid would be part of the elite in the future, someone powerful to surpass the current top heroes, an order given out by the Moriyamas, who control the League 

Nathan was supposed to be grooming young Nathaniel to be the next ‘double agent’ as a powerful hero loyal to the league, bringing both profit and high security intel, which is currently Endeavor’s job

BUT, due to his abusive nature, his hatred and his reluctance to have his son surpass him, he drove Neil to fucking psychological trauma and in combination with good ol’ spite that’s so central to Neil, he eventually unconsciously (or not) completely suppresses his fire side, which angers Nathan even more leading to even more fatherly torture

Eventually, Mary steals Neil away and they run, Neil dying his hair completely white and wearing a colored lens in his blue eye, pretending to be a normal low level ice yielder

....Until *badam* Mary fucking d i e s and Neil, driven by grief uses his fire quirk for the first time in a long time to burn her body, my poor dramatic boy probably sees it as a metaphor for Nathan finally finishing her off, defeating him :(

In his subsequent aimless wandering he stumbles upon attack scene with villains and shit, and while everyone is distracted by the main action he accidentally saves someone from a burning building using his ice

Here he meets All Might aka Wymight Wymack, who is really a mix of Aizawa and Toshinori, (let's say his og quirk was erasure and then he also got OFA)

Wymack then tells him to go to UA as he would be a worthy hero 

He initially refuses and tries to run cause Danger, but the idea gets stuck in his head (being a hero was his dream like exy is in canon) and eventually he gives in and goes through with the exam

He still pretends to be a low level ice yielder, but since his life experience on the run taught him A Lot about difficult situations, he passes easily while trying to not stand out, doing the bare minimum to pass 

Obviously he gets in, class 1-B, the underdogs, all the talented problem kids (and in which 1-A are the ravens) 

Sidenote: this would be more like real life police academy or something, where you would need an undergrad degree before you can attend, so they’re all aged up to fit tfc 

As to the others: 

Andrew = Bakugo (explosion) but not really - he is talented, calm and calculated in combat, smart, rough around the edges, often misunderstood and seen as a villain, emo and blond dhgdfl (also gay) 

always fights with Kevin/Deku 

sees Neil/Todoroki as a threat 

(beware the angst: his quirk was too uncontrollable/unpredictable due to his mental state before he went to therapy and before Nicky took the Twinyards in, so he never used his quirk as a kid against his abusers in fear of getting kicked out/hurting who he didn’t want to hurt/angering the abuser even more; instead...well y’all know what he did instead in canon 

Aaron = Monoma, copying others’ quirks - cause he is a doppelgänger, get it?? 

(again, angst: spent his life wishing he had a different quirk, something worthy to convince his mother that he was capable of becoming a hero, something to make her notice him, be proud of him, and later - something to protect himself)

Renee= Uraraka, zero gravity - she could be Shiozaki cause ,,,jesus,,, but i thought Uraraka suits her better, because she float!!!!!!!! and she Extremely!!!! Cute!!!! and had that training with Gunhead so will Not Hesitate 

also lesbeans

Seth = Hagakure, invisibility - simply because Seth is invisible in this fandom gfdhjkh 

Jeremy = Mirio (permeation) and Jean = Tamaki (manifestation) cause this is just perfect 

Nicky = Aoyama, laser belly sparkle - i mean come on, do i have to explain? they’re the same person 

Allison = Momo, creation - smart rich girl that can and will fuck you up

also (in) lesbeans (with Renee) 

Matt = Koda, can control animals with his voice - gentle giant, could be seen as intimidating due to his height but is really a sweetheart 

Dan = Kendo, big fist - assertive but sweet, will fuck you up if you’re out of line 

Kevin = Deku (One for All, super stronk) with Iida's personality, cause ya know.....Wymight is his dad dhhsksks 

Riko = Shigaraki (decays everything he touches, manchild) except not really - he was sent to UA to become a hero and therefore to become one of the assets of the League, bringing intel from the school and observing the enemy. 

He was constantly ignored by both his bro and All for One, the quirk set to be inherited by Ichirou. 

He and Kevin knew each other since they were kids, but then Kevin inherited One for All from  Dadmight and Riko threw a tantrum and destroyed Kevin’s dominant hand with his decaying quirk 

Except Kevin is too cool for him, so he adjusted his fighting style and learned to use his other hand and legs, sorry manchild, this aint yer lvl 

Tetsuji = Kurogiri, warp - is somehow one of the teachers at UA, in charge of 1-A and Riko 

So: 

Neil gets there, catches Andrew's attention and the classic Gay Bonding via 20 questions happens

After Riko exposes his true appearance and makes him use fire in public, Neil is immediately exposed to both the League (the Moriyamas, in which All for One is Kengo and after his death - Ichirou) and Nathan 

The Moriyamas don't do shit cause this is where they wanted him anyway, but Nathan is seething 

The media, with the help of fucknugget dickinson rick hoe more yamas discovers that Neil is Endeavor's son, and those who are suspicious of Nathan diss Neil

(a lot of people suspect him of being the leak that provided info about scheduling and locations that allowed villains to attack the school)

Some people - Endeavor fans - are happy for him, it's a hot mess

However, nobody can deny that it’s weird that Neil never reached out to Endeavor after coming into light, and that he hid his true quirk 

Nathan was then forced to make a public comment ie bullshit  about how this was done for protection and educational purposes so that Neil could learn to be a hero of his own, and that he always knew where his son was, what a bastard 

Nathan acts all happy with being able to reconnect with his son again and makes him come to him during summer vacation where he tortures him thoroughly (i love pain)0))) and then sends him back to UA, since he can't really kill him cause it would be too suspicious with his current reputation

Neil, out of spite and with the help of Andrew, Kevin and the foxes trains his fire quirk and enhances his ice, finally showing his true colors as a powerful hero

When he becomes stronger and has a solid footing and support, he exposes Nathan for who he is

He gets arrested and put into tartarus or some shit idk (he can die, im not picky)

As for the League, Neil tells about his father being a double agent and everything that he knows about the organisation to Wymight, and with Neil's consent he becomes a double agent of his own, except unlike his father he's really on the hero's side duh 

They take it apart piece by piece, until in the end the League gets defeated by the new age heroes since Wymight is by that point retired as a hero but still teaches at UA 

Riko is exposed as the traitor, along with his uncle

He later goes completely insane in his failed villainous pursuits, Azula style, and is taken out by the League themselves before their defeat 

Kevin, Andrew and Neil are the top three heroes, closely followed by the rest of the foxes and trojans

After graduation and all of the crazy shit that happens, Andreil become the Ultimate Power Couple, quite literally 

[mc-dude]

Despite everything, I don't think Barry is good because of what happened to his mother? and I guess I'm the only one who thinks killing Nora is more about Thawne than Barry himself. "look what a psycho wow wow awesome crazy villain lol" because geoff likes this kind of stuff I think. And to make flashpoint happen ofc. Buccellato and Manapul dealed with post Flashpoint!Barry and his mama issues very well but lately (or after they left) Barry became so depressed especially in Rebirth it's so ooc

Yeah kinda what i just posted-- he’s not good because of what happened to his mother. he’s good in spite of it. i do think that geoff re-did barry’s childhood just to make it more “interesting” to their typical readers (and.. usually.. that involves killing off women 🙃 fuck off dc) and to make “plain ol barry allen” into a character that’s more edgy.

thawne was already a crazy villain. look at wally’s run where thawne literally got plastic surgery to look like barry and tried to take his place. he’s been certifiably insane for a long time. geoff didn’t need to kill barry’s mom to solidify thawne as one of dc’s most horrifying villains. he already was.

im kinda neutral about rebirth flash i guess.. some issues have been ok (the arc with the rogues was alright?? at first.. then got boring & predictable.. like most of williamson’s writing) but most have just been forgettable tbh.. the only reason i’m reserving judgment is because i know that hal is gonna pop up in late may/early june and i’ll have to eat my words if i call flash rebirth a total and complete fail... it’s definitely better than the shitpile that occurred when booth and venditti took over after manapul in the sense that it isn’t super ooc?? but idk.. i think it’s probably normal for a dude to think about his dead mom who he loved a lot and had a lot of influence on the type of person he is but venditti did overkill it a bit.. williamson seems to be handling it kinda ok, just in a very boring way..

that was kinda rambly sorry i’m sorta out of it rn