#idk I’m doing it n e ways💀💀

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

Macaque my beloved

More drawings n stuff under cut cause it’s getting a lil 2 longgg😌😎😎

Silly goofy idea that 6EM & SWK genderswap sumtimes 2 have a “girls night out” (named by SWK) 4 funsies (they r the entire gender spectrum & I won’t b taking any criticisms)

Sketches cause I like them:

Also the fit’s r from Lego Monkie Kid S2 E7: Shadow Play, & Taylor Swift’s Era tour, specifically Midnights I think (one of my besties is a Swiftie & the 2nd I saw it I was like “that’s so 6EM-core”)

[cuverale]

my girl - t.c (part 2)

warning: google translate used french and spanish, sorry if it’s wrong!

part one

yourusername

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yourusername felt like a dream! thanks again for being there for me y’all!

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zayn 🖤

yourusername 🖤

kissmeyn ok but when are you guys gonna release the song??? we’re still waiting 👀

hero_ft you were amazing

yourusername thank you!!

ynmybaby GUYS I WAS THERE AND SHE DID AMAZING!! IT WAS LITERALLY A DREAM COME TRUE SHE WAS SO SWEET!! SHE STAYED A LITTLE LONGER AFTER IT WAS OVER SO SHE CAN MEET HER FANS!!! 🥹🥹💖

ynsbabygirl she’s such an angel 🥺♥️

timmytimmy did Timothèe showed up???? 👀

ynmybaby tbh I was so focused on Y/n I didn’t even look around me from the moment she was on stage lol

timmytimmy i got you girl 😮‍💨

chalamtfan guys I don’t think he was there. I mean someone would see him but there’s no pictures of him so idk 🤷🏼‍♀️

ynfan2 breathtaking ❤️‍🔥

username49 Timmy liked again!

randomuser i wish timmy was there tho

yourusername ok so usually I don’t like talk about this stuff, but as you can see, it’s my account that you’re commenting on and i was having a good time with you guys but everytime i see comment like this i feel like that’s all I’m worthy of and it makes me uncomfortable. So please be more respectful about this stuff. Take care <3

randomuser you’re right i’m sorry. I won’t bring it up again

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enews Timothèe Chalamet showed up at Coachella watching his ex girlfriend Y/n L/n’s performance. We are wondering what will “sources” say about this.

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timmytimmy I KNEW IT!!

chalamalabingbong OFC HE WAS THERE FOR HIS GIRL

ynfan2 he was so sweet to fan but he was hiding and he never took his eyes off of Y/n 🥺

username49384 well it explains everything right???

callmebyyourpeach i wonder if she knows he was there

ynmybaby E! News is on team Y/n&Timothèe everyone!!!!!

tchalafann i mean they’re not wrong 👀

timmychalamt Guys! I was there and I saw him. He watched her perform and sometimes he sang along with her. He took pictures of her everytime she got close to his side. And I’m not too sure about that but when she started singing “holding on” there was tears in his eyes.

ynmybaby it was their song 🥺

timotea0 this made me cry 🤧

sweettimmy wait really????? 😭

timtim24 I’m actually crying I feel so sad for him. He loses the girl he loves, everyone is making fun of him for something that isn’t even true and now deuxmoi claims that he was dating Taylor and he cheated on her with Kylie.

sweetteaa what?💀

timotheefan15 istg that girl is crazy . Leave him alone!!

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tchalametdaily after all this, they’re still claiming that him and Kylie are officially dating?? Now that’s what I call crazy.

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yourfan8 I’m done 💀

timmyfan04 HE LITERALLY SAID HE WASNT DATING THAT GIRL OH GOD

randomuser93 i love & support them!

timmytim wtf

ynynyn9 they’re not even dating 🤡

timmytimmy leave him alone for god’s sake!

randomuser look, idk the details of this whole situation but didn’t he literally showed up at his ex’s performance? There is a video of him looking at her with tears in his eyes and they’re still talking about that plastic bitch? I wonder how much kris payed them.

ynmybaby Y/n claims that they ended their relationship on good terms but i think there is something else going on. She was asked about timmy this morning and she looked so uncomfortable. I really wonder what’s going on but I don’t want my girl to feel uncomfortable.

username953 what if he really cheated on her?

randomuser no way he would do that to her but i think the rumors are part of the reason they broke up.

randomuser97 “devil works hard, kris works harder.”

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ynlndaily Timothée at Y/n’s performance last year vs now :/

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ynsbabygirl does it ever drive you crazy…

ynmybaby just how fast the night changes…

timmytimmy I still remember when he hyped his girl every chance he got and after she finished her song he said “that’s my girl” and the fans went crazy :((

sweettimmy BRING THEM BACK 😭

kissmeyn God pls let Timmy and Y/n get back together

username491 I don’t think they’ll get back together

chalametfann he was so excited for his girl (he was literally jumping the moment she got to the stage😭) and after the performance him and Y/n met with fans and had so much fun together I MISS THAT SO MUCH

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enews Timothée Chalamet and Y/n L/n spotted together, seemingly arguing about something.

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kissmeyn wait wait

ynmylove I saw the other pics, they were not arguing!

timotheefan8 pls get back together pls plsss

ynmybaby no arguing my babies just hug each other and forget everything

ynsbabygirl I saw the other pictures. She was laughing in one pic. And his hands was on her waist on another 👀

timmytimmy omg is it really happening???

timotheefan15 yesyesyes

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timmyandynupdates GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!

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ynmybaby damn, they were arguing last week now here we are. I’m so happy tho!!

ynsbabygirl they can’t resist each other anymore

timmytimmy OMGOMGOMG

tchalafann I was waiting for this one!!!

timotheefan15 they look happy 🥺

randomuser isn’t that kylie’s new boy toy?

timotea0 no, that’s Y/n L/n’s boyfriend Timothèe Chalamet.

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yourusername Tu me manques depuis le moment où tu m'as quitté, he said.

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tchalamet Empecé a extrañarte tan pronto como nos despedimos, she said.

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ynsbabygirl SOMEONE TRANSLATE THIS PLS

ynmybaby OK OK!! The caption is “I’ve been missing you since the moment you left me” in French and Timmy’s comment says “I started to miss you as soon as we said goodbye.” in Spanish.

timmytimmy I love when they talk to each other with their first language 🥺

chalametfann SO THEY’RE BACK TOGETHER?? 😭

kissmeyn YESS!! They’ve been spotted kissing yesterday!!! 🥹🥹🥹

timmytim THANK GOD!

tchalamet’s story

@iloveneilperry @miawastakens

[vxiphoid]

PIXELATED ZEN

❨ summary ❩ genshin › genshin men playing minecraft with you ((ft. alhaitham, itto, cyno, diluc, kazuha, kaeya, heizou, & xiao))

tags ✧ modern au, drabble, fluff, chaotic energy, not proofread, cursing, ooc(?), established relationship, gn!reader, kaeya sets a forest on fire, alhaitham does not appreciate bees, mentions of pixelated deaths

amanuensis’ message ⊹ IM NOT TRYING TO KILL MY OTHER FANDOMS I SWEAR… im gonna back up from twst for a bit (im literally posting scarabia soon.) you can clearly tell who my favorites are… this unlocked a whole different part of my brain holy shit im deceased

⌜200+ e/chara ⌟

♫ blossom - t. shan

genshin masterlist

ALHAITHAM

╰┈➤ tbh he thinks minecraft is stupid, i mean, why not read a book instead of burning the images of pixels into your eye sockets😒 yeah, he’d just rather books. its a game about blocks, what could possibly be so interesting? he will admit the music is… nice. its nostalgic even though he’s never heard the track before. his favorite animals are the axolotl idk they’re his little pookies. its their little stick arms, they look so silly… as soon as haitham found out that you could color things its over, he make some sweet things like putting a sign on top of your shared house with both initials with colored dye. he’s so happy, just not very vocal about it, but he has the smallest of smiles. he definitely has headphones with the crochet sprout on it omg😭 alhaitham does not like bees whatsoever, they stung him for trying to get food. he just wanted honey :[

“look, the dog’s collar is blue. and the sign’s letters are green and then if you add a glow squid’s ink, it lights up.”

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ARATAKI ITTO

╰┈➤ he has waited YEARS for someone to play minecraft with him omfg. certified snack hoarder for times like these. you both literally hit each other to show love, you’ve accidentally killed him once bc he didn’t tell you that he had like half a heart… itto likes the water, hates the guardians because who do you think you are attacking him out of nowhere??? gets one shotted by the elder guardian while trying to fight it with a stick and then blames it on magma blocks pulling him down. GAMING WITH HIM IS NEVER CALM GODS💀 you cannot lay on him or anything bc as soon as those cave sounds or disc 13 start playing, he’s already done sprung out of his seat. his screams are actually really funny though, you got him a cat from how much he’s been assaulted by creepers. when you introduced him to shaders, he was so in awe. “babe i have a shadow!” type of excitement JAKEJEJDMnda.

“the cat’s name is sir arataki the third, you are now my loyal guard cat. who’s an adorable little guy?”

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CYNO

╰┈➤ look at this nerd (affectionate), ofc he plays cubecraft. loved it so much that when he didn’t have the actual game, he would play the really bad knockoffs💀 plays on console so you can sit between his legs, lean back, and game with him. cyno hate the split screen because he always gets confused on what side he’s on so he lets you use his switch, that way you’re both still comfortable. he’s more of an explorer if you do get mod packs for him, likes the horror ones the most. there’s nothing like hitting the enemy or shit talking the thing that could potentially one shot you with your s/o‼️ yall crouch a lot, its like a little dance. he really likes the disc “far” it itches his brain in the right way. definitely downloads the little raccoon mobs but then regrets it because he gives up all his berries to them, look at their little begging arms, literally how can you say no to that?? AND THEY WASH THE BERRIES. you both fall asleep to the ambience and to each others breathing all cuddled up ‘n warm. cyno absentmindedly sings the music while chopping wood or mining that shit has you SLUMPED. he kisses your head when you fall asleep, smiling like a silly goober.

“do-do-do-do do-do-do-do do, neow neow neow nneow neeeowwww… huh? oh, i’m almost done then we can go to bed, yeah? i’ll charge the switch too, don’t worry. just rest.”

(he’s singing that one part in danny lmfao)

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DILUC

╰┈➤ diluc does not understand the concept of minecraft but its okay, he’s just happy to be here. he also doesn’t call it minecraft but “cave game”, the original name, he did his research though it is rare that he actually calls it minecraft. found out that you could breed animals and accidentally made a pack of wolves. diluc is really good with redstone its actually insane😭 he’s the type to protect you the whole time while you’re getting flowers for the house, boyfriend bodyguard. diluc doesn’t play much because of his job but when he does, he’s prepared to sit for hours and spend time with you :(. these are the times where he’s most affectionate, randomly kissing your cheek, getting water for the both of you before you play, etc. luc loves the mod pack “industrial”, he can build machines, how neat is that??? also it has way more OMFP with the added features it has yk? he likes the trains :D

“is the water running…? the water’s running, they have moving windmills!”

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KAEDEHARA KAZUHA

╰┈➤ kazuha has the most expensive equipment yet doesn’t use this shit half of the time unless he’s streaming with heizou??? like im talking msi infinite rs pc, multiple monitors, a graphic drawing tablet, headphones with immaculate sound quality AND!!! the ear cups have fucking cyberpunk 3d wing guards on them. but anyways, minecraft, yes, he plays. in fact, kaedehara has about 10 beaten hardcore worlds every time a new update comes out, he must beat the game again. he rarely plays minecraft without his shaders so when you want to play the original og minecraft, he doesn’t mind, he actually enjoys the nostalgia. so much so the music is actually his background music when he’s just lazing around. words cannot express how much he dislikes (hates) wardens omg. he’ll protect you from them but if there were diamonds behind a warden, ig he’s going somewhere else😭 kazuha gives you random shit, weather that be something really sweet or questionable…

“love, do you want my rotten flesh? here<3 oh! and, i also got you some steak, you’re low on hearts…”

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KAEYA

╰┈➤ he’s heard of it, watched people play, just never played it. but when he does… he’s a menace. kaeya got his hands on flint and steel and set an entire jungle on fire… but he can be sweet sometimes! you’re the one protecting his ass while he walks around at night UNARMED to gather blue flowers for you. like you’re cute, but take a shield or something😭 he’s jumped off of a tall building before and landed on half a heart for a stack of bread you didn’t want. he’s rather oblivious to the mobs around him, he once thought shulkers were friends because they were just “silly little guys in little boxes” yk until they almost killed him. you bought him his own skin and introduced him to parrots and now its his favorite animal, he looks like a pirate!!! kaeya is chaotically sweet.

“yes, you almost died protecting me but how could you resist my everlasting love plus pixelated blue flowers?”

(has a cat unironically named ice spice LMFAO)

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SHIKANOIN HEIZOU

╰┈➤ your boyfriend is good at literally anything else BUT minecraft. its the way this game constantly has it out for him too like what did bro do??🙁 heizou stream’s with kazuha every now and again and on those, he still doesn’t know what to do… he’d rather play on the servers, bedwars in particular. extremely good at bw, you’d rather NOT be his enemy😭😭 wins almost every single game even when he carries, rank 98 in the server. yet when it comes to a casual server between you and him, the chats are filled with his deaths and his hashtagged rages💀 heizou despises silverfish which is also why he hates going into strongholds, they could get stomped on for all he cares! >:( he has texture packs with really beautiful skies and then a picnic mod so he can stargaze with you and eats minecraft cake :(<3

“oh. babe, green is heading for our bed, no pressure or anything. i loovveee youuu😚”

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XIAO

╰┈➤ xiao has the MOST downloaded mod packs, shaders, and worlds. not very expensive mod packs most of the time but when they are, they’re always good. spends his time fighting off mobs at night, #1 totem holder. he even has his own custom skin!!! he’s kinda been waiting for you to ask so when you do play mc together, you already have your own room, but when you voluntarily move your bed into his room to sleep… he melts. xiao loves cuddling while the two of you play, he’d rather your arms around him than the other way around, feels more intimate. you have matching hoodies for occasions like this. he has the dragon mod pack and has his own golden and orange dragon named ‘li’. he doesn’t talk while gaming, curses silently when he gets hit, but other than that doesn’t talk. if you want to talk, he’ll listen, he likes hearing about your day :].

“no, keep talking. i’m listening. see, li’s listening too.”

[moonsapprentice]

i heard you were looking for something specific so uhm !! maybe tom nsfw alphabet? sorry i am in love with that man 😞

Sigh too real I’m afraid

⋆ ✶ ✷ 𝔗𝔬𝔪 𝔑𝔖𝔉𝔚 𝔞𝔩𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱 ✷ ✶ ⋆

Reader is left ambiguous!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Once Tom is done with you he’s very caring. He’s quite rough in the bedroom so he asks if you’re okay and gets you water and stuff. If you complain about him going too hard then he makes sure to be extra careful the next time.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

Between the options of boobs, ass, or thighs he is 100% an ass/thighs kind of man. He likes to smack and squeeze

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

Tom prefers to cum on one of your body parts rather than inside you, preferably your ass/thighs or back. He just likes seeing it coat your skin. If you’re giving him a blowjob he loves to pull out as he’s cumming and cum on your tongue specifically

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He fucks you in his monster form. I mean COME ONNN. When in his monster form he’s way rougher than usual. Any form or romanticism is gone for the most part and he’s just rough as fuck. Once he’s done though he’ll make sure to kiss you and hold you, making sure you know how much you mean to him.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Had a bit of experience before you. He obviously isn’t some kind of sex god but he’s done it and thought about it a lot so he’s pretty good at it

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

If he’s dominant, he is obsessed with doggy. It’s either that or pinning you against the wall. If he’s submissive though he’s a sucker for cowgirl. He will melt into the mattress and pass away

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

During foreplay he might make a joke or two but after that my man is STONE COLD SERIOUS. he does NOT play 💀

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Probably either trimmed down or shaved. Idk I don’t like thinking about fictional men’s ball hair

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

He can get very romantic and sensual or very rough and hard. It depends on how he’s feeling and what kind of day he’s had

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

If you’re readily available then he’ll just go to you for help. However, if you’re away he’ll think about/text you. He’ll ask for a nude or something and go nuts.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I feel like I’ve written this ten times already but WTVR. He loves seeing all the marks he’s left on you. Bite marks, red spots in the shape of his hand from spanking, scratches. He loves the reminder that you and him are exclusive. He’d also dabble in tying you up if he’s really feeling freaky.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He loves doing it in random places. He prefers the bedroom or against a wall, but would try other places with some coaxing

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Lingerie. Specifically anything in a dark blue or black. Also, things with fishnets or sheer elements. When he’s a sub, he adores getting marked up with bites and hickeys.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don’t like putting much for this section bc I like leaving my headcannons up for interpretation, but he would NOT enjoy anything like piss or daddy kinks. He also hates it when you wear red lingerie for obvious reasons

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes giving and receiving oral as a pregame or an ender of sorts. Although, some days he really just needs head to decompress

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to go very rough but very slow. He likes to be able to drink in your noises and facial expressions and bask in all his emotions. By the end when he’s getting close though he gets very fast and rough. He loves seeing your legs a bit wobbly the next day

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickie champion 💪 as soon as you even hint to one he’s on board

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Very open to risks and experiments. He loves finding out new ways to bring you pleasure

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He’d probably go for at least two rounds, his max changes from day to day but if you want more he’ll use his mouth or his hands or some kind of toy until you’re satisfied

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Other than a vibrator or two he’s not very into toys. He prefers to make you feel good himself.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He might tease you a few times, but as stated earlier he’d be pretty serious during the act

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Tom isn’t much of a moaner, but he groans and growls often. He also doesn’t get very loud. When he’s submissive, he can let out a few whines too.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Very rough, yet very romantic. He smacks, bites, and tugs very hard. But he’ll also make out with you sensually and run his hands down your body.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7.1 inches, pretty veiny and tilts slightly up. He’s slightly hairy. As for body type, tom is slightly taller than average and bulky. Not muscular but slightly chubby, and very strong.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Tom would want intercourse at least once or twice a week. Not sure what else to say, his drive can fluctuate but the most he could handle is maybe 4 times a week

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Once he’s sure you’re asleep and comfortable he is out like a LIGHT. dad snore and everything

[issie-https]

A-Z Headcanons

Steven Adler X Reader Headcanons

A/n: I love Popcorn so much! I do mean Steven not the food(both are amazing tho).

Word count: 1020

Warnings: Smut!!

Masterlist

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A - Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Out of the five of them, Steven is the best at aftercare. As we know, Popcorn is a ray of sunshine and he really shows it with his aftercare.

B - Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)

He loves his hair and his thighs I feel like. He probs loves to have his hair pulled or likes it when you run your fingers through this golden strands. As for his legs, probably because I feel like he’d like it when you ride his thighs.

His favourite part of you is your smile even though he’d say something soppy like, “I love everything about you”. But if he’s narrowing it down, he adores your smile because it lets him know when you’re genuinely happy and okay apposed to when you’re not okay and need some TLC from Popcorn.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

Depends(I say that a lot💀🫣). He likes to nestle his duck inside you and cum in you. He also likes to feel you cum around him. However, he’s not a cum fiend so at the most, unless you ask for him to cum anywhere particularly, it’s going in you or on your thighs(possibly your stomach).

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

This man is a gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the sheets. However, I feel like he’d prefer for you to be dom(badass domanatrix? Maybe, maybe not?).

E - Experience (how experienced are they)

Cannot decide, honestly. It’s good sex to say the least, maybe a little sloppy but definitely great.

F - Favorite Position (self explanatory)

He’s a missionary man. Loves to feel close and intimate with you so what better position than missionary. However, it’s not vanilla. JUST SAYING.

G - Goofy (are they more silly or serious in the moment)

This is Steven ‘Popcorn’ Adler we’re talking about here. He’s is the definition of sunshine so you can bet he jokes a bit and you share some smiles and giggles.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they)

80’s bush™️! It’s not disgusting but he doesn’t get rid of it, maybe trims a little but overall, he loves his bush🤷‍♀️.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

!!!ROMANCE CENTRAL!!! He loves romance and who can blame him?! (Yes, I’m a hopeless romantic. Shut up). He loves making sex as romantic as possible. Roses petals on the bed, candles around the bathtub, reassurance, etc. .

J - Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

Loves it. He loves to Jack off to you. By that, I mean you’ll sit next to him in some lingerie, praising him and calling him a good boy while he whimpers, rubbing his cock.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He definitely loves to call you Mommy. Idk why but I can 1000% see him as a sub. Maybe a breastfeeding kink👀.

L - Location (favorite place to do the do)

🎶Bathtub🎶. As mentioned before, this man is a romantic man. Candles scattered around the bathroom while you fuck him in the tub.

M - Motivation (what gets them going)

You praising him. Popcorn loves to hear you call him a good boy or hear you say how well he’s doing. Something like that.

N - NO (something they won’t do, turn offs)

Being too rough with you(or vice versa). He’s fine with giving you the occasional spanking but he hates causing too much pain because it makes him feel bad.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skills)

Loves to have his head between your legs because again, you praising him?! Music to his ears.

If you’re giving him head, he’s definitely thanking you and shiz like that.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual)

Slow and sensual. But not in a boring way. If you want him to go faster, just say and he will. His number one priority is to please you.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)

He can find romance in everything so of course he’d be down for a quickie!

R - Risk (are they game to experiment)

Yes but nothing too crazy. That all I’m saying🤷‍♀️.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

2-3 rounds but they’re very valuable(if that makes sense). He prefers to make you have one leg shaking orgasm than 10 mediocre ones.

T - Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them?)

Cock rings, vibrators and blind folds. He gets you vibrators for birthdays or Christmas’s and you get him cock rings for birthdays and Christmas’s. The blindfolds are spontaneous gifts.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He prefers you to tease him but he will tease you every now and then, just to add a little spice/edge to the relationship.

V - Volume (how loud are they)

He’s not as loud as Duff but he whimpers and moans like a little bitch. He likes you hear you moan from time to time but he whimpers and moans for you almost Every. Single. Time.

W - Wild Card (get a random headcanon)

During family movie night(by that I mean Axl, Duff, Izzy and Slash cam over to watch movies all night and steal your food), Steven got a boner from you fidgeting on his lap and you masturbated him under the blanket. From then on, he loves when you two do things like that.

X - X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

About the same as Axl, slightly more girth. Possibly a bit longer than Axl?

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

Same as Duff. Always down to fuck but not horny 24/7. If you need him though, all you have to do is say and he’s got a boner.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)

Sleepy baby. Loves when you run your fingers through his hair and say sweet nothings until he falls asleep on your chest. Takes him 5-10 minutes after aftercare(unless that is your aftercare) to fall asleep.

[beenbaanbuun]

HI HI ‼️ idk if my previous ask went through but I LOVE YOUR WORK TEEHEE 🤩🫶 idk what foolishness goes on in your ask box but take time for yurself n some self hugs n self love lol 🫶 its super disheartening when others suck the joy out of a hobby, n its the same reason so many of my favorite writers have left so i try to be as supportive (silently bc severe anxiety LMAO 💀) as i can n try to leave nice anon messages 💔 BUT N E WAYS just wanted to let you know there are those of us that genuinely do enjoy what you put out but also want you to prioritize your own well being/keep finding joy in your hobbies 🥲🫶 dont listen to the rude n entitled anons like booo 🍅🍅🍅👎👎👎 to them lmao they can go write their own stuff if they really want more from writers on here 😭 TAKE CARE 🤭🫶

hi!!!! thank you so much for saying all this! i’m very grateful for you taking the same of day to read what i write, it means a lot to me. i think people don’t realise that being rude to the people who write for them is less likely to get them what they want than being kind. we’re not machines just pumping out content and i have a right to write what i want to who i want.

you’re very right about that last part too!! if they want something that i can’t provide, they can write it themselves. i’m not getting paid for this, i don’t have to write anything i don’t want to

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

B, N and T for the ask game and with the Flash fandom :))

Yay!!! Thank you for the ask! (for my favorite fandom no less🥹) and sry I took a bit to get to this.

Time for my ✨silly little ramblings✨™️

B “A pairing-platonic, romantic or sexual-that you initially didn't consider, but someone changed your mind” : Ooooooo, this is a good one. Well I’m not a big shipper naturally tbh, unless I see undeniable chemistry and/or suggestive scenes between characters, I’m probably just going to ship what was canon— that was until I fully entered tumblr and related fandom spaces. Now I see ships everywhere. Especially with Ao3.

Ao3 has made me ship soooo many ships, the OG being Superarrow/Kariver

More recently tho: Coldflash (my current OTP), Snowest, Hartmon, and I personally prefer them as platonic but I definitely support them as a ship— Barrisco

Also as much as I hate to admit it— I understand Eobarry and why people ship it (One sidedly it’s basically canon) but I still do not like it and definitely don’t ship it. (Ok but how tf could it ever be two sided guys— it’s also creepy af) nvm I’m not jumping into that rabbit hole today.

N “Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)” : Hmm— does more fanfiction count?💀 Ok ok, three things let’s seeeee

1: More merchandise. I finally have a STAR labs sweatshirt and it is one of my most treasured possessions— but I wish there was more options, I wish we could get Ciscos vibe glasses or smth like that (I know we can on ebay and stuff, but it’d be nice if the CW or WB put in merch effort) Ah. The pain of smaller fandoms (and I say this in relation to my other big fandoms being Star Wars and the MCU)

2: Less discourse/hate. I’ve calibrated my space here on tumblr to be on the positive side of the fandom but I remember when I couldn’t look at comment sections without seeing at least 10 hate comments (from other fans may I add). Idk maybe it’s not as bad now. I also notice this was primarily around the topic of shipping; specifically around Westallen vs Snowbarry, I saw some pretty bad stuff on both sides. Personally I just believe in ship and let ship. If you don’t like a ship then that’s fine; but don’t attack the people who do. But like I said; maybe it’s not as bad now. (Sry that was a long one lol)

3: M o r e w h u m p— including taking place in later seasons; 9x4 has so much potential and I really want someone to take advantage of it (I say, knowing full well that I could write it— I can’t though; The Bad Ending is taking up all of my writing time/energy)

Either way; whumpers I love you and I hope more of you find this fandom

T “Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?” :

*Rubs hand together* Oh do I— it’s ramble time

Now as a fanfiction writer, I have to have headcanons; it’s how I make the story and characters work while giving them extra depth. Naturally however; it’s not something I would usually think of outside of that. I have created the most fanfictions for this fandom by far (It was also the first media I ever wrote it for) so naturally I indeed have headcanons that will make their way into my fics.

Oliver trained Team Flash in hand to hand combat Now this one is less of a headcanon and more something I wish happened— cause where tf did they get their training from?? Maybe I’m missing/forgetting something and if so sry my bad— but this seems like something that absolutely could’ve happened. (I’m not counting superhero fight club as canon btw; as fun as it is)

Everyone goes to therapy

Gods this one is more wishful thinking than anything else— I’ll never forgive the CW for having Barry and Iris take couples therapy when what they both need is therapy therapy. The number of life threatening scenarios the entirety of Team Flash has gone through is more than enough to warrant therapy (and some form of PTSD but that’s a whole nother topic). The only possible exception I would make is Barry, because it would not surprise me at all if Joe had him go as a kid and the therapist didn’t believe him about the man in yellow just like everyone else; plenty of people have bad experiences with therapy that make them not want to go and that’s completely understandable.

Team Flash has movie night

You can’t look me in the eye and tell me they don’t.

Barry has claustrophobia

Nothing to support this really, but hey— that’s why it’s a headcanon

Also I have sexuality headcanons for most characters but I’ll do those another time.

Sweet! This was so fun and again; thank you for the ask!!! Sorry that it was so long but I had a lot of fun :-D

[maddam101]

Welcome

•This is my second blog, idk why I specifically made it but I’m gonna use it for something. Even if it’s for stupid/unnecessary things.

•My personal and OG blog isn’t gonna be as aesthetically pleasing but idc it’s my baby and I like the way it is now. so here, is gonna be the only place I’ll care about the image and visuals on it.

•I would write one-shots but I’m not emotionally stable or emotionally smart/capable of writing romance. There are reasons for it but I’m still learning about it, so for now it’s for private reasons. However, that won’t stop me from sharing my fav songs at the moment (I listen to everything so there’s enough to constantly share). My fav shows, groups, fandom, anime’s, movies, moods, etc etc.

•I’m a fan of almost every fandom you can imagine. Besides furries, 30-year-olds sexualizing and cosplaying as minors from animes (sorry it's a personal problem I have with that specifically), and things like that. (I would never be anything like that but if you are one, don’t take it offensively or personally, I just can’t ever see the reason or attraction to what you like nor will I ever).

•My bday is Jan 1st so I’m like a pure Jan Capricorn, I take that shit with pride too even if I don’t know too much about zodiacs. So if you ever wanna give cool and random facts about them, please do, I love hearing about it. But keep it interesting bc I get bored very easily lol.

•I do say very out-of-pocket things so if you are young and still have to lie about the year you were born to create an account on here, I’d feel more comfortable if you click off, but I know I can’t control you so what you see, read, hear, or find out, is your fault and you can’t blame or take any fault out on me at all even if the root came from me on here. You should’ve known what you possibly can see or find out when you create your Tumblr account. So don’t be a problem we def. Don’t need it.

•also I allow you to vent in my DMs, but do be aware, due to my childhood traumas that have mentally shaped me today, I’m very blunt and can’t give the best advice, I’m more of a fact girlie than an emotional one. So I’ll most likely give some tough love, if you can’t handle it (not in a mean way but in a way meaning, you need to be told gently or kindly) I’m not the person you should be venting to.

•also, I will joke about my absent mother, you can laugh. She’s not here to stop me from making them or stop you from laughing. So don’t feel bad. My trauma is my trauma and I can choose how to act and reflect on it. So I choose to have dark humor. (can't forget about my asshole of a father, boy how I wish he was the one who'd go to the store to get milk 💀. Again, I'm a proud oversharer so leave if you have a problem with it. Like rn. If my humor doesn’t fit with you then don’t comment hateful shit bc I love blocking bitches so try me. N e ways, just scroll past me or leave my blog, I only want good vibes and fun times).

•If you read this all, thanks bc I let Grammarly do the test of the work after typing it and I didn’t read it through all the way, word for word. So congrats (I will later on when I feel like it but not rn)

My personal blog

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

SOOOO I HAVENT been active for like forever bc of work BUT I was ran off the road INTENTIONALLY today and I need to vent, so hear me out. I’m indigenous and the two predominantly white towns that surround my reservation are really racist, like so bad that we worry all of the time, n e ways I was going home and this car with the state’s license plate (where one of the racist towns are) runs us (best friends and I) off of the road!!! like fully in our lane (btw I have tribal plates, they do this a lot and I’m def thinking abt getting them changed but I love how the tribal ones look), I’m swerving my car away from it so I don’t get hit, going up and down a hill swerving around trying not to roll because it’s really twisty on this road, skidding around, BARELY GETTING ANY KIND OF TRACTION TO BRAKE WITHOUT ME BASICALLY FISHTAILING IT ON DIRT AND ASPHALT and they just get back in their lane and speed off towards one of the smaller towns, so as soon as I was able to stop I called my big brother (he’s like my parent, my parents passed away when I was 12 and then 13) and he came rushing to us, a car pulls in front of us and says that they “didn’t see anything and thought we just hit a deer” bruh they were not that far behind us but ok and took off. we’re 21, 20 (me), and 18 bawling our eyes out, I’m shaky trying to figure out if it was actually real because wtf and idk if they even got caught because I couldn’t move, I jumped out of my car to look at the damages (which btw I did pretty well my car isn’t fucked up at all it’s just chipped in the front) and couldn’t make myself sit in my car and we all just looked at the damage and then AND THEN I HAD TO DRIVE HOME (my brother followed behind us) and was just shaky the whole time. So that shit was crazy, didn’t think that would happen, but I’m glad that I was driving, my best friend (21) freezes in bad situations and talked abt how she doesn’t know what she would’ve done, we barely stabilized the car, and sat there and cried lmfao but yeah, crazy day 💀

Ugh I’m so sorry that happened to you!! People treat cars like they aren’t giant weapons that can cause serious harm! I’m so glad you are ok (physically at least)! People are the tucking worst!!!

[luvsellie]

DATING DRUIG WOULD INCLUDE...

pairing druig x fem!reader | wc 0.9k | requested ? yes | note he <3

• is the biggest flirt known to mankind

• now, ik we already are aware of that but JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T !!

• “you wanna kiss me so badly, don’t you?”

• teases you endlessly, both physically and verbally

• exhibit a - leans in as if he’s gonna kiss you and then looks down at you like you’re crazy because you’re just standing there waiting for his lips to fall on yours

• PLEASE I'M LAUGHING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

• you’d open your eyes like 🙂 ??

• and druig would be the exact definition of 🤨

• exhibit b - “you have to stop doing that” “what?” “saying things that make me want to kiss you” *cue your face going hot and turning away with wide eyes*

• *sigh* the things he does to you (he's more aware of it than you are my dear)

• so, of course, he uses that to his advantage, much to your displeasure :')

• i don't think he's super big on pda, but, as seen in the movie, i think he'd hold you close, a hand on your waist, or even give you a quick kiss on the cheek when either of you has to leave for a period of time

• now, he may be a huge flirt and tease, BUT WHEN YOU DO IT BACK-

• mans has no clue how to act

• possibly the embodiment of 😶 and 🧍

• it’d just be a simple compliment too and he’d feel absolutely jittery inside

• like, you could be playing with his hands or something and say “your hands are really nice” with a small sigh and smile and he will somehow fall even more in love with you than he was five seconds ago

• okay back to him being a fucking flirt bc idk about you but i live for the oneshots and hc’s of him flirting/teasing the living shit out of the reader bc it makes me scream into my pillow before i continue reading 👍

• anyways. so in the scene in the flashback where he threatens to tell ajak abt makkari stealing the artifact ?? (praying to god i’m not just making something up rn)

• WELL

• let’s replace it w/ you two at a table in the corner, probably just sipping on something and talking when druig somehow turns the lovely conversation into him shamelessly flirting with you

• “i scratch and bite, i don’t need someone watching over me 24/7” you’d snap back at a random remark he made, taking a sip from your cup, sure there’s no way he could do more with that

• this mf deadass goes “you’ll crawl and beg too, darling”

• *chokes on drink*

• dw i did too it’s okay

• y’all need to start writing more smuts w him using mind control pls i am begging

• k sorry for the slight detour back to regular programming

• BUT THIS MAN IS SO SWEET

• when the two of you go on walks you bet your ass he’s the type of lover to randomly pick flowers and give them to you :(

• he’ll even do that whole cliche thing where he puts it behind your ear UGHHAVSUANAI

• oh my god he’d trace words on your back too

• like, when it’s the middle of the night (or even the morning) and you can’t sleep, he’d just talk to you and trace things with his finger ☹️☹️

• going off of that little scenario, that is most likely how he told you he loved you for the first time; you had to guess what he was saying and obv it was 'i love you'

• but but but HIS ACCENT !!!!! PLUS HIS VOICE WHEN HE’S SLEEPY !!!!! 💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳

• i could go on and on abt him, good lord

• alright onto the nsfw 😏 (guys i swear i use that emoji ironically)

• and i am apologizing in advance bc i am in fact a lesbian so the only things i am referencing while writing hetero sex are other nsfw ff’s bc i have no clue what im doing 💀

• n e way i think he’s a dom 100% no questions asked

• also prefers to give rather than receive, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t enjoy a good bj every once in awhile

• totally wouldn’t mind using his power on you (only if you consent to it tho !!)

• probs into overstimulation and toying with you - he enjoys the faces you make when he takes away your release 😩

• alright that’s honestly all i can say nsfw wise IM SORRY I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM DOING 😭

• but back to him being the best bf ever 🤲

• WOULD GIVE YOU RANDOM KISSES !!

• for example, when your busy and he suddenly craves your affection, he’d just walk up to you, wrap his arms around your middle, and press a kiss to your temple

• ugh the compulsory heterosexuality i have for this man ☝️☝️

• okay, best for last, but i also am a firm believer that he’s not afraid to flirt w you around others (even tho he’s not super big on pda)

• i mean, he’s gotta let people know you're his somehow, right?

• oh OH OH HES REALLY BIG ON THE PET NAMES "doll," "dear," "love," "beautiful," and "darling" !!

• and has a thing for putting the word "my" in front of your name or whenever he's referring to you - he always makes sure to relate you back to him :')

[taegyuun]

enhypen falling in love at first sight with idol!reader

genre: fluff

pairing: enhypen x idol!reader

warning: swearing

word count: 1.4k

request: this might be cliché but can i request enhypen reaction to like falling love in first sight with another idol?😊 thank youuuu have a great day <3

notes: hi hi ! decided to make the idol be the reader because that’s what seems to make the most sense and also i don’t do ships so :) also i’m super happy to be back, never realised how much excitement it brought me to see you guys request things. thank you for welcoming me back :>

♡ — LEE HEESEUNG

probably took place at an award show

yknow he was doing his thing, smiling, clapping, swaying along to the music and what not

then your group comes on to collect their reward and the rest of enha have never seen his face drop in surprise so badly.

like his eyes instantly fell onto your figure and hearts EXPLODED from his eyes

he could not take his eyes off of you for a single moment

dear lord - when you started speaking to thank everyone for their help he thought he was gonna pass away 💀✋

mans has never heard such an angelic voice

after that award show he went on a thorough search into your group

maybe on a thorough search on one member in particular

rest of the boys under the cut !

♡ — JAY PARK

walking to the shop

walked inside the shop

walked to the vegetable section

grabbed some stuff he needed

walks over to the bread isle aND OH MY LORD IS THAT THE Y/N ?-!;82&482&:&18

thank god he had a mask to cover his GAPING MOUTH !!!! because if he didn’t i’m sure you would’ve been like “why is there some dude going 😧😧😧😧 at me”

literally flushes the brightest shade of red imaginable

oh my god he has to walk past you too ??? good lord save him ✋

literally doesn’t know what to do with himself when your shoulder brushes past his arm

ended up somehow saying hi ?? idk probably you grabbed the same bread or smth and he’s like furiously apologising or handing it to you

and you’re like “no it’s yours 😡😡 i’m y/n btw !”

and he’s like “wtf no u grabbed it first,,,, jay :>”

and that kids is how ur mom and dad met.

♡ — JAKE SIM

he went to an arcade just to chill for one of his free days

thought it’d be a smart way to relax and maintain habving fun

ohhhhh did he have fun

mans went ham on the claw machine 😌

did he win anything? no

did he have fun? ohhhhh yeah. 

and thats what counts

as he was about to leave for some food, yknow some good old food court tteokkbokki, that’s when he saw you…

mans thought his day couldn’t get better and suddenly you appear in front of him with the rest of your group and a bunch of cameramen around you

he figured it was something similar to en-o’clock or smth so he just longingly stared without even being able to give you a small wave 😔

you did catch his eye though, you looked over at the perfect time and gave him a small smile, which he, very shockingly, returned

you guys ended up talking after that day on insta or twt how cute

♡ — PARK SUNGHOON 

pretty boy never believed in stuff like love at first sight 

so believe me it was a shock when you appeared 💀✋

he went to the ice rink pretty regularly, mainly when enha had some free time for themselves in between all the filming and promotions

he didn’t do it too often, but when he did he stayed for hours

it was nice to reminiscent on some things 

anyways

one day, he walks in, greets the owners like usual and gets ready to go on the ice

he usually goes there during work hours so not many people actually are ever on the rink other than the few young teens 

but he was surprised to see you on there, someone who didnt exactly fit the child to young teen age criteria

his heart stopped

froze if you will

he was in a w e at how simply but beautifully you skated

no tricks or anything but you were so graceful

he’s kinda shy so he didn’t do anything abt you 😔

thats until you accidentally bumped into him and almost knocked yourself over if it wasn’t for him catching you in the last second

after he regained a few brain cells, he finally said,

“i dont exactly recommend falling on ice, hope you’re ok.”

♡ — KIM SUNOO

ok boring idea but we all know how much this boy loves his skincare sooooo

he went to buy some skincare. 

dont you dare judge me im running out of ideas.

anyways

you saw him standing at this one isle for a good 15 mins with two different products in both of his hands and constantly switching his eyes between the two

you waited patiently. 

you wanted to see how this oh so very tense and suspensive moment was going to end

he was still standing there 5 mins later.

so you decided to take matters into your own hands 😎

“yknow, i think the green one is better for pores and the pink to keep moisture locked in… your skin seems to looks perfect though, so i’d say go for the pink one!”

mans nearly dropped both the bottles out of fear 💀

you scared him shitless LMAOOO

he turned to look your way to give a kind reply and instead almost dropped the bottles again but this time for a different reason.

HELLO????? THE BEAUTY ??????

you kinda stood there awkwardly smiling bc u still haven’t gotten a reply and hes just there like 😧

thanks you and speed walks away with bright red cheeks :>

♡ — YANG JUNGWON

he went to a park.

to enjoy the nature and whatever people do in parks idk i dont leave my house much

sat on a bench with his headphones in for a few mins before deciding to swing gently on the swings

his plans got cancelled bC UNFORTUNATELY SOMEONE WAS ALREADY SAT ON THE SWING AND IT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD IF HE SAT NEXT TO THEM ON THE FREE ONE BC HE DOESNT KNOW THEM!@!$E!K£$!@

so instead he migrates to some other thing idk

keeps a close eye on the swing…. kinda glaring but he doesnt mean it in a bad way i swear.

what he doesnt realise is the fact that the person on the swing is you. yes, thats right. you.

you also have your headphones in, with enhypens fever playing while youre very lightly practising the choreo

its not very obvious but jungwon notices the slight shuffle of ur feet and certain hand movements

and hes like ??? bc he recognises those moves from somewhere…

“oh my god thats my song”

this dumbass manages to say this so loudly you can hear it through the music…. the embarrassment seeping through you is unreal

ends up red faced and stuttering, apologising for the abrupt interruption

you tell him that youre practicing for a cover youre doing with a group and he agrees to help you out

yes, while very blushy.

♡ — NISHIMURA RIKI

this mf decided for his free day, he’ll go to a theme park 

yeah idk hes a bit coo coo in the head.

so hes just queueing in all the lines yknow having the time of his life going on as many dangerous rides as possible without practically an ounce of fear

fr built different 🗿

anyway, hes just in one of the queues for some of the chiller rides, not not scary but definitely not heart attack inducing

a few people ahead of him, stands you

youre practically shitting bricks, hands sweating and shaking

in short, youre terrified.

HOWEVER !

you lost a bet LMAOOO F

so now you gotta go on some dumbass ride 😒

you are not enjoying this to say the least you literally feel like throwing up

so youre like wasting as much time as possible and letting others before you so you can try and weasel out of the ride by waiting till the park was closed which was in like 10 mins

riki saw you and chuckled at what you were doing while simultaneously feeling very sorry for you

oh but we cant forget his erratically beating heart and not due to the ride, nah

bc of you ;))))

so he moves up the queue and yadayadayada

youre about to let him pass you but before you even get the chance to say “hey go in front of me idm” this bitch grabs your wrist and pulls you along with him

“itll be fine, i promise :)”

for some reasonn you believed him idk BUT you didnt die and you did what you had to do while also getting some cute boys number

so yes you did shit yourself but it was worth it

[enhyqenn]

❝ enhypen during your period ❞ — ot7

pairing. ot7 x fem!reader

wc. 1.8k | genre. fluff

note. y'all i've had this in my drafts since february oml and i decided to finally edit it so here you go loves

희승 | heeseung.

• alright, his knowledge comes with his age

• because he’s the fake maknae oldest, if the other boys have questions about what to do they probably come to him !

• i believe he’d be the type to give you everything you want, no hesitation

• i see him running you a warm bath and just sitting outside the tub possibly even feeding and talking to you as a distraction from any discomfort

• after the bath he’d wrap you in a towel and let you dry off while he goes and grabs clothes

• and by that i mean he stands there looking at his closet for like 5 minutes trying to decide what to give you

• decides on a plain t-shirt and a pair of his CLEAN underwear i swear, if you’ve ever shared underwear with someone ur bonded for life i don’t make the rules

• ends up PUTTING THE CLOTHES ON FOR YOU 💀💀

• you’re all like “now what the hell- 🤨”

• man doesn’t have time for ur questioning

• “arms up, we don’t have all day”

• visibly uwu’s at the sight of his clothes on you…even tho he’s seen you in them a bajillion times before this

• “i could’ve done this on my own you know”

• “no you couldn’t have.”

• on a final note, it would be illegal to not add that he makes you as much ramyeon as you want 😩

rest of the members under the cut !

종성 | jay.

• his specialty is cooking and massages

• no one can change my mind on this

• although he says he has no experience with relationships, i think he’d still be awesome at dealing with you and your period

• mans is very knowledgeable wbk

• though i think that out of the seven he’d be the first one to be irritated by your mood swings

• that’s alright though bc you already snap at him all the time for his constant yelling so everything’s mutual ☺️

• BUT with that said, he has sm patience

• idk how he does, i’m literally the most impatient person there is so i really admire that abt him

• n e ways, he WILL treat you like a queen

• if you have any cravings, he’d go get it before you could even finish your sentence

• AND when you have cramps-

• he’d be the type of bf to massage your lower tummy :((

• UGH WE ALL NEED A PARK JONGSEONG IN OUR LIVES

• he also spoils the living hell out of you i swear

• you’d send him to the store for pads/tampons and he’d come back with the whole snack aisle, plus some sort of stuffed animal, a warm meal, AND a random item he remembered you had said you wanted awhile back

재윤 | jake.

• ahhh jakey 🥰

• i love him

• another ramyeon lover so expect tons of that

• knows how much you adore him and his accent so he’d 100% talk you to sleep if you want or need him to

• would be the sweetest bf i just know it :[

• fall asleep on his chest, BABE I PROMISE YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT I SWEAR

• will play with ur hair while you guys are cuddling and watching bolt ☹️

• “keep doing that it feels good”

• “ok”

• says it so nonchalantly but is grinning like an idiot while softly scratching your scalp absjsnsjjsns

• tries his best to never EVER irritate you

• he doesn’t like to see you mad, and he knows you’ll cry right after all your feelings hit and you actually realize ur mad

• he’d probably be everyone’s dream bf although he already is

• ahhh i’m sorry this is kinda short >_< i just don’t have anything else to say than he is the IT bf you wanna have by ur side when all hell breaks loose

석훈 | sunghoon.

• now this mf-

• please i just know he’d be teasing you while you’re having bad mood swings

• he’d get one sentence out and you’re already sobbing

• man is standing there like 😟🧍‍♀️

• “fuck. i didn’t mean to actually make her cry”

• but then in ten seconds flat you’re angry at him for having the audacity to say something brash to you

• would awkwardly hug you as an apology and offer to cuddle which i feel like he doesn’t initiate often so be thankful

• since he has a younger sister i think he’d be knowledgeable but also kinda clueless at the same time ??

• for example, he’d know to have snacks prepared and will even give you space, but ask him to go get you pads or tampons ??

• babe ur gonna have to walk him through it. baby steps ppl

• if you asked him to go buy more pads/tampons, the man would straight up go “absolutely not”

• but you beg him nonstop for the next 10 minutes and he finally gives in when you threaten to bleed on HIS sheets 😩

• he practically SPRINTS to the nearest convenience store

• keep in mind tho that he definitely had to call you at least twice to make sure he was getting the correct things LMAO

• “yeah, that’s what i thought. not gonna buy ur gf her menstrual cycle stuff? better think again buddy 🙄”

• literally shoves all the stuff at you when he gets home

• “i swear to god-”

• “oh calm down you big baby. i had plenty of stuff, these are just for next month :)”

• takes him a few seconds to realize what you said before he turns on his heel and walks off

• after you put your pads/tampons away you track him down--which wasn’t hard to do, he was just lying on his bed stomach down--and fell on top of him, resting your chin on his shoulder

• “why do you act all cold all the time? you know you love me”

• cue him turning his head to glare at you

• but ofc it doesn’t stay long bc you look cute clinging to him with a smile on your face

선우 | sunoo.

• ok for some reason i feel like he knows EXACTLY what to do, no questions asked

• cuddles? done. food? done. need more pads or tampons? DONE. just need to cry in someone’s arms because you saw a cute cat on your tik tok fyp? that’s fine! he’ll cry with you

• this boy 100% understands the assignment and aces it

• like, one time you two were just in bed on your phones cuddling and you were suddenly like “it’s hot get off of me”

• poor baby was a little hurt but scooted away from you nonetheless

• and legit not even two minutes later you’re like “wait come back i miss you and need to show you this fox, it looks JUST like you”

• he’ll be all :D “okay !”

• extremely happy when you’re super clingy cause he can just chill while you latch onto him like a koala

• ok now one day you were super emotional

• you were changing out of your day clothes into something much comfier when all of a sudden cramps just hit you

• definition of 😳😟😐🥺😭 halfway through pulling up your sweatpants lmao

• PLEASE SUNOO JUST WALKS IN ON YOU CRYING AFTER RUNNING TO THE STORE AND KINDA JUST WHIPS OUT A CHOCOLATE BAR HE BOUGHT OUT OF PANIC

• “would you like some chocolate ??”

• you immediately stop crying 💀

• i mean who wouldn’t it’s frickin chocolate

• you two spend the rest of the day watching movies, eating snacks, and cuddling 😽

정원 | jungwon.

• an absolute king. enough said.

• nah i’m just playing

• but fr i think he’s the type to want to learn more about menstrual cycles so he can help you

• absolutely 100% tracks your period

• probably knows you better than you know yourself tbh

• “oh no don’t eat that i read salt is bad for cramps. have this dark chocolate bar instead.”

• “but i want chips ??”

• “fine, but don’t come crying to me later when you feel like shit”

• you eat the entire party size bag of chips bc who does this boy think he is 🙄

• spoiler alert: he’s ur boyfriend and he was very right

• so, with your uterus currently trying to kill itself, you begged jungwon to get you a heating pad

• boy has the MF A U D A C I T Y to look at you and go “told ya so”

• you almost threw your phone at him 😍

• the only thing that stopped you was that he complied before you even got to chance to do so

• you looked at him like 😑 “mfer that’s what i thought”

• still a little irritated, both from your lovely bf and the invisible fist punching your abdomen, you aggressively forced jungwon to hold you :]

• “if you don’t cuddle me ur sleeping on the couch”

니키 | niki.

• oh boy

• would definitely call konon (his older sister) to help him out

• “are you sure that’s supposed to help her?” type shit

• he’d also avoid you cause he heard that ‘girls want space’

• and while that is true (in some cases), on this particular day all you wanted was to be held by your too-tall boyfriend

• so of course you’re like “why won’t he come near me? did i say something mean earlier? ☹️”

• babe, you didn’t, the boy just wanted to give you what he thought you wanted

• SO

• when you confront him he’s all like 😟

• “dammit why’d i do that” in his head tho

• and ur all like “if i did say something, i’m sorry-”

• you don’t get to finish ur sentence bc boy just grabs your wrist and drags you to the nearest comfortable surface (which happens to be your bed) and pulls you down on top of him 💀

• now it’s your turn to be all 😟 bc u didn’t expect that AT ALL

• but you relax and just let yourself be held by mr nishimura riki aka enhypen’s known cuddler :((

• “you didn’t do anything wrong dw”

• “then why’d you avoid me for a given amount of time ??”

• kinda dodges looking at you before answering

• “konon normally wants nothing to do with me when she’s on her period so i thought you’d be the same way”

• ugh this boy

• “well, i want everything to do with you :)”

• bye i feel like you can tell he and hoon are my biases🚶‍♀️

• N E WAYS

• y’all nap together for the rest of the day bc he doesn’t want you to feel alone anymore ☹️

[ningbaos-blog]

So I’m planning to move my platform (HELP IDK I SOUND LIKE AN INFLUENCER) from wattpad onto here but everything is so overwhelming.I don’t even know who I’m telling this to tbh 💀, but n e way back to what I was saying.I am indeed a writer and I do write KPOP smut and I guess you could say I write fan fictions in general, but I usually never get far with those.I write for enhypen, ateez, nct, wayv, txt, sf9, and maybe skz in the future.I used to write for bts and then I kinda stopped keeping up with the group as a whole bc idk 🤷🏽‍♀️.

I am ALSO a gg stan although I don’t really write for my ggs but once I get moved onto here maybe I will 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ idk.

But n e ways, I do wanna say that I won’t be deleting my wattpad account but the books I will be moving onto here which means they will get deleted off of wattpad.

Anyways, I’m just very excited but also nervous to get things started on here!!I can’t wait to make new friends and finally get my work recognized (if it even does 🏃🏽‍♀️ the writers on here are way better than me so it might not even make it out there) !!

- haze

[kpophubb]

Heyyy it's me!

Your Hee anonie~ ♡☆

Sooo I was gonna complete the Hee angst but writing is a very hard job and I am very lazy. BUT I will FINISH IT. Also 😗 i just have been in a very Jake mood lately.

Ok so when I first got to know about Enha. Jake was my bias. He immediately caught my eye and then I heard him speak in his aussie accent and 😳😭👌💓🙏

And now I back to my Jake Phase.

Also also I love his Korean name. Like Jaeyun is such a pretty name and ngl I like more than Jake. Like imagine calling him Jaeyun ahhh tbh I'd totally call him Jaeyun over Jake anyday (no hate to any Jake out there) (love to all the Jakes)(Jake from Subway Surfer) (Jake Peralta from Brooklyn 9 9) but JAEYUN !!

Also I have some very 💞💖 pics of Jaeyun but I can't share them with you on anon 😭😭 what do I do 💀 send them over ig ?? Find the Twitter links idk 😖 ugh I wish tumblr would let anons share media ://

Anyway how are you?? How's the break going ?? 😁

Praying for you that future Enha tours include Malaysia and that you are able to see them MULTIPLE times ⏲️🙏❤️

Hihi my hee anonie 🥺🫶🏻 welcome back my lady!! I can understand how tiring writing can be mygod so it’s okay you finish it WHENEVER you want, there’s absolutely no pressure. <3 jaeyun?!😳 please this is my top 10 greatest weaknesses in life I’m not kidding. It’s such a pretty name, istg and I blush so much everytime I read it or try to say it….👉🏻👈🏻 it sounds so nice and gentle, and suits jake sm!! I’d be deceased and turn into a blushing mess if I ever tried calling him that FOR REAL. 😵‍💫 I’m not a very shy person tbh, I’m quite bold and say everything on my mind really easily but….this..one..name…shhssjnsudnsjsjsjsjsjs!! 💥🫣🫠💘💘

Awww🥺 we must all love and care for our jakey!! I love it sm when we all show him love and appreciate him and talk nice about him. He truly deserves special treatment from every single one of us bc he’s so special!! <33 >~<

my first bias of enhypen was sunoo!! I became an engene during the border:carnival era so seeing sunoo’s sketchy appearance during that time made me absolutely i n s a n e. I really liked anime eboys all my life- the ones with black painted nails, lots of piercings and metal earrings, smokey eyes, silver/white hair and black leather fits!! So when I saw sunoo, my jaw dropped. It was a selca and I immediately started looking up which band he was in..and then I listened to drunk dazed and was hooked. Basically that’s how I started knowing them and fell in love with them all……! Which era did you become an engene anonie??

Ikr this option is so so annoying like why can’t anons send media -.- my other anon sends me the links of those pictures on Pinterest and I view them there. You can send me in whichever way you like and are comfortable with🖤 I’m currently…a little tired? I had 3 fics scheduled for this week but😅 my mom had a surgery recently so she’s bedridden atm and I’m nursing her (I love caring for people and nursing in general, and she’s my beloved mom so yeah.) by the end of the day, I’m TOO TIRED to do anything else so I just pass out and sleep.

How about you? Is your break over anonie? I hope you had/have lots of fun🥺 and smiled a lot during this time :) <3 thank you sm for dropping by my love, and MULTIPLE TIMES GETTING TO SEE ENHA?😭 you have no idea my eyes just teared up from happiness..this was so so sweet. T~T

[yagamisdiary]

okay so there is this song called L.E.S it's by childish gambino and there is this lyric it says "I hope nobody catch us, but I kinda hope they catch us" idk why I could be totally wrong tho but it reminds me of both parasite and eldia, like in parasite yk how y/ns and erens relationship is kinda a secret, I feel like y/n would be the one who's like "I hope nobody catch us" cuz she has always tried to hide it from hitch for example as long as possible but eren would be more like "but kinda hope they catch us" I don't exactly remember anymore but wasn't he like kind of relieved at the Halloween chapter after they all found out (before it all went down 3 secs after 💀) and he always showed that he didn't care if they all find out BUT IN ELDIA THO where y/n and jean also have a secret relationship, it's the complete opposite like jean is the one who's trying not to get caught and get in trouble like he's always thinking what to say and what to do without crossing the line especially after Kai talked to him BUT y/n oh god she DOESN'T care at all ( I LOVE THAT ABT HER TBH) like she'd be like "but I kinda hope they catch us", I think she'd even find it funny 💀, she doesn't care who is around or if what she is doing is wrong, like in that snippet of the new chapter u posted on insta today "You were the type to do something after someone specifically told you not to" like???? love that for her cuz I do the same thing, I think she's like that but like without getting jean purposely in trouble ykwim but she always gets carried away and I think this is gonna cause trouble somehow.

And how is it that in both parasite and eldia they have to keep their relationship a secret tbh it's so fun all that "trying not to get caught" especially in eldia but did u do that on purpose?😭

N e ways, I'm sorry if it that was to long I had to say it and again I could be totally wrong but that's how i feel abt those lyrics everytime it's on my fyp it or sum

Also I LOVE LOVE LOVE both parasite and eldia, your writing style is AMAZING I LOVE IT SM, they're both my fav ffs and u r my fav author, even if it makes me more mentally ill 😍 I STILL LOVE THEM AND LOVE U MUAH<333

OMG I 100%%%% AGREE

i hear that song and think of both books exactly like you described

& noo i didn’t even realize i was doing another keep it a secret kind of thing until like three chapters into eldia i was like wait a min … LMFAO

my gojo fic won’t be like that tho so yay for that

& thanks for the sweet comments i’m glad u love them and sorry for making u cry if i did i’m just sadistic but ily!

[maiverie]

why has it been 2 days wtf 💀 uhm n e ways 👩‍🦯 yea i had just started! i have 4 chapters posted now and chap five is finished i just need to get my phone back to make the post 😭 idk im pretty happy with the amount of attention its recieved so far

and yea im grounded its a "delayed punishment" ( everybody look to the left,,, everybody look to the right ) i think my dad just wants to see me enter an early depression before school starts cause this was honestly the worst time possible but go off baldy 🤩

hope you're still doing well! i think i need to touch a bit of grass,, i just went on an smau binge so i could have more stories to post on my recs post when i make it eventually 💪 anyways as i write this it is 4:30 am and i've been reading smaus on tumblr since 8 smth pm 💀 so grass is 100% needed

wtf stop 😭😭😭 the way you’re already at five chapters bye??? i’m literally just slow asf ig 💀💀 but OMGGG super happy to hear that!!! smaus are really fun to write and getting feedback on them is just -chefs kiss- 🤌🤌

HAHSHSJAHAH BALDY HELPPPP??? NAUR WTFFF 😭😭 literallt grounding does nothing ngl,,, it’s such a dumb punishment ☹️ but then again my parents used to whoop my ass so what do i know 😭

AHAHSHSJA NOT THE GRASSSSS helpp omg there are really so many amazing smaus out there on enhablr fr 🤩🤩🤩 HOPE U FOUND SOME NEW ALL TIME FAVESSS AHDHHAA

OTHERWISE HOPE UVE BEEN WELL SKYVEN!!!!!!